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Friends,

Is it possible to doubht the power of imprecatory prayer? As you may know for the last year or so we have been setting aside time to pray for the death of God’s enemies. Some of our loyal readers have been following Pastor Drake’s advice to pray for God to send his wrathful vengeance to smite the sinners, secularists, homosexuals and evil doers who are trying to corrupt our once-great nation.

Thanks to your prayers God has seen fit to terminate the sinful life of yet another of his enemies. Let us join together and give thanks to Jesus for sending former-Senator John P Murtha to the damnation that he has so richly deserved. Thank you Jesus for sending Murtha to Hell. Thank you for allowing us to cross another one of your enemies names from God’s hit-list. It’s not just God’s hitlist anymore, it’s everybody’s hitlist. Together we can cleanse this land of the unriteous with the power of prayer.

Just because God won another victory, it’s no time to give up. By killing Murtha it’s God’s way of telling us that we have to pray harder. He’s telling us that if we want Barrack Hussein Obama to die too we need to pray even harder than that. We need to follow Pastor Wiley Drake’s godly example and devote just about every spare minute of our lives to praying for the death of the people who hate God and America.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

Do you ever wonder if liberal minded bible translators have corrupted the Holy word of Jesus? Shelley The Republican. It’s true that the Bible is the word of the LORD, however how do we know that his sacred word has not been tainted by liberalism and socialism?

Phylis Shlafly of Conservapedia has been asking exactly this question and has found some astonishing answers:

Socialistic terminology permeates English translations of the Bible, without justification. This improperly encourages the “social justice” movement among Christians. For example, the conservative word “volunteer” is mentioned only once in the ESV, yet the socialistic word “comrade” is used three times, “laborer(s)” is used 13 times, “labored” 15 times, and “fellow” (as in “fellow worker”) is used 55 times.

Isn’t that disgusting? Can you believe that socialists have been deliberately mis-translating the HOLY BIBLE in order to force their perverse anti-Christian agenda on every single American? That is why Shelley The Republican has joined forces with Conservapedia to produce an all-new translation of the bible which will be 100% conservative just as Jesus intended.

1. Framework against Liberal Bias: providing a strong framework that enables a thought-for-thought translation without corruption by liberal bias
2. Not Emasculated: avoiding unisex, “gender inclusive” language, and other modern emasculation of Christianity
3. Not Dumbed Down: not dumbing down the reading level, or diluting the intellectual force and logic of Christianity; the NIV is written at only the 7th grade level
4. Utilize Powerful Conservative Terms: using powerful new conservative terms as they develop;[4] defective translations use the word “comrade” three times as often as “volunteer”; similarly, updating words which have a change in meaning, such as “word”, “peace”, and “miracle”.
5. Combat Harmful Addiction: combating addiction by using modern terms for it, such as “gamble” rather than “cast lots”;[5] using modern political terms, such as “register” rather than “enroll” for the census
6. Accept the Logic of Hell: applying logic with its full force and effect, as in not denying or downplaying the very real existence of Hell or the Devil.
7. Express Free Market Parables; explaining the numerous economic parables with their full free-market meaning
8. Credit Open-Mindedness of Disciples: crediting open-mindedness, often found in youngsters like the eyewitnesses Mark and John, the authors of two of the Gospels
9. Prefer Conciseness over Liberal Wordiness: preferring conciseness to the liberal style of high word-to-substance ratio; avoid compound negatives and unnecessary ambiguities; prefer concise, consistent use of the word “Lord” rather than “Jehovah” or “Yahweh” or “Lord God.”
10. Exclude Later-Inserted Liberal Passages: excluding the later-inserted liberal passages that are not authentic, such as the adulteress story

Of course, liberals will object to this common-sense purification of the Bible, but the act of objection will force them to read their Bibles and that will open their minds.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

It’s time to defend our friend and fellow patriot from the unwarranted and deceitful attacks perpetrated by liberal enemies of the TRUTH. Supporters of Barrack Hussein Obama are trying to punish Glen Beck simply for asking important questions such as whether the President of the USA is a racist or an illegal immigrant? Glen is being harassed simply for asking hard questions that lapdog mainstream media avoid. Anybody who has observed liberals for as long as I have knows that this is absolutely typical behaviour: When a liberal is faced by a a clear argument which he lacks the intellectual capacity to respond to his response is to sneer and attack.

Glen Beck is not a rapist or a murderer, he is a true American patriot.

These hate-campaigners have alleged that Glen Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. This preposterous rumour-mongering is backed up by absolutely no evidence at all. Nevertheless, a howling pack of liberal attack-dogs have assembled sites such as glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com and deathblow.com sites which serve no other purpose than to promote this unfounded scandal. I have repeatedly challenged these fools to show their evidence. Trust me, it’s like talking to a brick wall. They merely respond with innuendo after innuendo. It’s disgusting.

While it’s hard to pin down these libtards on even the most basic details of their allegations the essence is that they are accusing Mr. Beck of raping a young woman around the year 1990. His accusers have produced obviously bogus “police records”, which are clearly as fake as Obama’s US birth certificate. Clearly they believe that by fermenting a scandal they can damage the good name of Glen Beck. Furthermore, his tormenters have demanded that Beck refute their silly allegations. I honestly wonder how they expect Mr. Beck to respond to their vague accusations when even his accusers cannot present a shred of credible evidence against this great American patriot.

I’m sure Mr. Beck agrees with STR that these accusations are so absurd that they require no refutation, however suffice it to say that I have personally known Glen Beck since long before 1990. I know that he is a kind and trustworthy man. He is a committed and prayerful God-Fearing Christian. There’s absolutely no way he’d be capable of any kind of rape or murder.

These are just a few of the great American brands who are committed to backing Glen Beck’s one-man crusade for the truth about Barrack Hussein Obama. These companies will not give in to pressure from the corrupt liberal minority who hate America.

The liberal strategy is plainly transparent: They are trying to cut Glen off from the many sponsors who defend his first-amendment rights to criticize the President on prime-time cable. I predict that this attack will fail: There’s no way that great American companies like Pfeizer, ADT, HSBC and Liberty Medical will be fooled by this ham-fisted attempt to defame a man whose only crime is to speak common sense to the American people.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

UPDATE: An urgent prayer alert from Billy Bob Neck. Liberals, leave Glenn Beck Alone!

Are these people terrorists?

If you think they are then y’all got another thing coming to you because they ain’t.  But Janet Napolitano thinks they are.  If it was up to her, they’d be locked up in some concentration camp undergoing "re-education" to turn them into the robo-Marxists that run the Obamanation or having some surgical procedure that would make them unable to pro-create in the way that God intended.

Know who else had a plan like that?  Hitler.

Wanna talk about an axis of evil?  If these three ever got together
the world would surely turn into a cesspool of sin, sodomy and
socialism before you could beg the Lord for forgiveness.

I wanna refresh your memory on who these folks really are and why they ain’t terrorists:

George Washington :

This is called a "dollar bill".  It’s American money you buy things with under our CAPITALIST system.  It ain’ t just meaningless paper.  It ain’t scrip you get from working for some government factory making itchy wool socks or transitor radio that break down right after you take them outta the box.  It ain’t a government voucher for moldy cheese and stale bread.  It’s worth somthing. It’s not only worth something, it means something.  It means freedom – freedom to buy anything the Lord doesn’t find sinful.  It means capitalism – the economic system created by the United States of America that is the envy of the world.  It means democracy – the only system of government that allows capitalism to thrive and gives you the freedom to make the money that allows you to buy anything the Lord doesn’t find sinful.

Guess whose picture is on it?  That’s right.  George Washington.  Why is his picture on the dollar bill?  BECAUSE HE AIN’T A TERRORIST.

Mother Theresa

Mother Theresa was a Catholic and Catholics ain’t Christians but she didn’t wanna kill pre-borns and she got leprosy which is enough to make anyone understand that blowing yourself up don’t solve no one’s problems.  Sure, she always wore something on her head but it weren’t a towel and she never bowed toward Mecca and that means that SHE AIN’T A TERRORIST.

Ronald Reagan

Even at the end of his life when he couldn’t go to the bathroom by himself and could only eat pudding, Ronald Reagan slept with a six gun under his pillow just in case the  Commies tried to sneak up on him.  He was that kinda man.  A man who never met a pre-born that he didn’t like.  A man who could sniff out socialism like a splunker lookng for water and twice as accurate.  A man who, even in his last waning years, could tame a wild horse that even the most hardened of cowpunchers feared.  In short – A MAN WHO WAS NOT A TERRORIST.

The Pope

Ok.  I’m gonna fess up and say I ain’t real sure that the Pope isn’t a terrorist.  He’d prolly take a bullet for a pre-born but he wants to see Israel destroyed.  He knows that homos is evil but he wants to destroy capitalism because some polar bear might have to swim a couple of extra feet to find an ice flow to eat the seal he killed.  He says he don’t like Commies but the Vatican’s got the largest collection of pornography in the world.  My daddy always told me that if a man wears a hat you should give him the benefit of the doubt.  So I’m gonna do that.  But I got my eye on you, Mr. Pope.

You

Do you love America?  Do you think that all life is sacred?  Are you willing to risk your life to make the world safe for Democracy, the American language and Jesus?  Do you like having a big plate of pork sausages for breakfast in the morning without some muslim calling you an infidel?  Are you one of the tens of  millions of Americans quietly stockpiling all the guns, ammo and kevlar vests your budget will allow as the Second Amendment mandates we do?  Did you not shed a tear as God righteously gave Tiller the Baby Killer his just desserts and sent him to Hell to incur the wrath of all women whose pre-borns he killed?  Do you think you oughta be able to drive an H2 without some hippie spray painting profanity all over it?  Are you tired of Barak Osama Homo bin Laden spending hundreds of billions of your tax dollars fixing potholes and protecting mosquitos when you could be using that money to buy one of them new flat screen HDTVs that’ll let you watch all the NASCAR races at the same time?  If you answered yes to any of these question then YOU AIN’T A TERRORIST.

But Janet Napolitano thinks you are.

Tell Janet Napolitano to go back to Russia – sign the petition to get her to resign TODAY !

God is Love!
BBN

Friends,

Would you put an alcoholic in charge of a liquor store? Would you put a paedophile in charge of an elementary school? How about hiring a bunch of Mexicans to run a border-crossing… would you trust a "liberal economist"?

Some things are so obviously dunb, you just know that if anybody were to try it the results would be bad. Unfortunately it seems that the libtards really are in charge of the economy, and the got their own magazine. It’s laugably called "The Economist". This article "How to stop the drug wars " has got to be one of the dumbest things a liberal has ever written, and trust me… that’s saying a lot!

The ever-sensationalist "Economist" used this image not to illustrate the well-documented dangers of drugs, but the war on drugs. This is so typical of the backwards thinking of the liberals: They will say or do anything to criticize Reagan’s legacy.

I’m informed that one of the side-effects of smoking dope is loss of memory: In this case the ultra-leftists at the Economist have forgotten the sensible reasons why drugs were banned in the first place:

100 years ago our concerned leaders were forced to ban drugs because negros were smoking them and then raping our white daughters. These days all we have to do is arrest drug users before they become race-rapists. As an added benefit the corrections industry employs hundreds of thousands of hard-working white Christian families.

What will happen if we legalize pot?

All those drug-using blacks will be let out on the streets. Do you think they will vote for a responsible party like the Republicans… heck no. They will vote the way all dope-fiends vote… for the Dumbocrats. And just ask yourself, how Obama is going to thank those ex-cons for voting for him? First he makes dope legal, next he’s going to make rape legal. It’s so obvious, why is it that the liberals cannot see this sliperly slope?

A negro sucking on what his kind call a "jazz cigarette": By his outlandish looks and inattentive demeanor you can tell he is up to no good. Obama wants him to walk free so he can kill your kids and then steal your car. Is this what you want?

So if we allow dope to be legalized we could be granting an almost permanent majority to the dumb-dems. Lets not let America down – we gotta keep those black drug-rapists locked up for the good of our country. Please write to your representative and urge him to vote against legalizing pot because you don’t want the blacks to come and rape your daughters.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

This is just disgusting – they’ve taken Ronald Reagan’s speech and used it to promote muslim terrorist Barrack Hussein Obama. Are the democrats so desperate that they can find nobody to speak for them – they have to steal Our Presidents?

The fact is that Ronald Reagan hated the Democrats just as much as you do – there is no way Ronald Reagan would ever have supported Barrack Hussein Obama. Reagan asks if we are better off than we were four years ago… heck yes!

There’s only one way you show how disgusted you are by this shameful disrespect for one of America’s greatest presidents – that is to vote for John McCain: He believes in everything that Reagan fought for.

JG

Friends,

I urge you all to take a look at this sensible and thought-provoking article by my dear friend June Gordon at Republican Faith Chat. She’s just one of millions of values-voters who are disgusted at former General Colin Powell’s betrayal of American values and Christianity:

I once respected this man because he helped kill the Muslim terrorists in Iraq, however he seems to have become liberal in his old age. Why is this man who knows the seriousness of the terrorist threat disparaging the American people’s sensible concerns about Obama’s links with unrepentant terrorist Bill Ayers. Why has this former General become soft on terror? Could he have fallen under the fast-talking jive influence of Barrack Hussein Obama?

How can Colin Powell ignore all of the evidence that proves beyond all doubt that Obama is a Muslim, He seriously expects us to believe that there is nothing wrong with a Muslim president? I can understand why George W. Bush fired this man – he’s clearly lost his mind. So what if this deranged former General is supporting Ho’bama – every other soldier supports former POW John McCain.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

When the Democrats assumed control over Congress and the Senate last year, who knew that their policies would be responsible for the collapse of a major investment bank and the near-collapse of some of America’s most important financial institutions. Back then we at Shelley The Republican were lone voices, protesting the Democrats insane policy of over-regulation, preventing our institutions from competing in the global marketplace.

John McCain promises to clean up the mess left by his foolish Democrat rivals who have mis-managed the American economy. If only the media would listen to this wise patriot rather than the hysterical nonsense of Barack Obama.

Speaking today, John McCain spoke of the urgent need to reform America’s finance law. All his political life John McCain and his partner Sarah Palin have stood for financial responsibility, so nobody could be more qualified to clean up the Democrat’s mess than these two great mavericks.

What’s barry’s solution: Hear it in his own words – more regulation! Surely he knows that it’s his own party’s obsessive over-regulation that got us into this mess to begin with? That’s why you should never trust the democrats with money.

McCain also proposed an investigative commission which would determine what exactly has caused the recent financial adjustments. Naturally the Obama campaign dismissed this sensible precaution as a “trick” – most likely because they do not wish it to be known that it was their policies which have created this disaster.

it’s time to get big-government off the back of our financial institutions. It’s time to slash the regulations imposed by the Democrats and let the free market bring wealth to us all.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

We need oil – that’s the plain truth.

God has given America a great deal of oil. It’s all in Alaska. It’s waiting for brave patriotic Americans to drill it up and sell it on the open-market, just like Jesus intended. Unfortunately the liberals and eco-fraudsters want all that oil to stay underground. They don’t want you to have gas for your car.

They think that we shouldn’t drill for oil because Alaska is a “wildlife-reserve”.

Next time a liberal tells you that we shouldn’t be drilling for oil, you should ask them: What’s the point of having a wildlife reserve if nobody can afford to go there? Are our tax-dollars just going to fund a patch of useless ground full of plants and animals that nobody gets to see or hunt? What would be the point in that? STR.com says it’s time to get drilling so that we can enjoy off-roading!

Those folks who think we shouldnt drill for oil in ANWR are a bunch of city-dwelling idiots. What’s the point of all this open country if we cannot drive around our awesome jeeps? This vehicle gets 15 miles to the galon, high gas prices are simply unfair to those of us who love to kick up awesome snow.

Soon it’s going to be impossible for most folks to be able to afford this great form of entertainment, and then nobody would be able to drive around ANWR – and what would be the point in that?

Preserve our heratige: Vote John McCain for President so that we can preserve the sporting activity that made America great: Off-Roading!

The Pelosi Premium

If you couldn’t have seen $4/gallon gas coming the moment that Nancy “Mafia Princess” Pelosi got “elected” Speaker of the House then you don’t read the Bible.  I wonder just how much of the money good, hard working Christians pay at the pump goes right into the purse made of the skin of dead pre-borns that Pelosi carries around with her? $2?  $3?  The straight out fact is that gas went up 70% since the dumbo-crats took over Congress.  70%!  That buys a lot of crack, don’t it, “Senator” Obama?  It’s all part of the lie-beral plan to destroy the American economy and set up a Communist dictatorship in the US headed by a murderous, left-handed, gay, negro, crackhed voodoo priest whose name I ain’t gonna mention.

See, by driving up the price of gas, they’re hoping to start what Pelosi calls “the grand and glorious revolution of the proletariat”.  They think the American people are so stupid that they won’t see through their evil plan, blame the Republican party and vote for a  murderous, left-handed, gay, negro, crackhed voodoo priest who’ll then declare himself Supreme Commissar for Life, opening the door for Obama bin Laden to waltz right in and make it illegal to have bacon with your eggs in the morning.

If Homobama gets elected, ham, bacon and sausage will
no longer be allowed on the family breakfast table because
we will be forced to be muslims

Americans ain’t that stupid, though, and when God appoints the new president, gas prices are gonna fall faster than Michelle Obama fell for the line that her “husband” was a heterosexual.

“How’s that gonna happen, Billy Bob,” all the drugged out lie-beral zombies are gonna cry, “Lord Obama says it’s impossible to bring down gas prices and we believe him cuz he’s so handsome!”  Well, he’s lying!  Simple as that!  We got oil lying all over the United States of America, just wanting to be drilled and dug up but the dumbo-crats won’t let us!  They’d rather see Americans suffer and wilt rather than lift a finger to help them  After all, John Kerry don’t give a fig about ordinary Americans.  He justs wants to laugh at their pain!

This is the vision of the American family put forth by the dumbo-crats
for the 2008 election.  You think this is why God created America?

And Americans are suffering under the iron thumb of La Cosa Pelosi

• A family in Texas had to cancel their cable to pay for gasoline
• A family in Maine had to cancel their summer vacation plans just to send their son to Eagle Scout camp in Colorado
• A family of twelve in Oklahoma has to get by on a quarter can of beans per person just to be able to afford to drive their Escalade to get the kids to school.
• A grandmother in Mississippi died because her son couldn’t afford the gas to drive her to the emergency room when she had a stroke.

The number of tragedies wrought by the dumb0-crats numbers into the millions!  And all of it could be avoided if they’d step out of the way and let us get the oil God gave us.  It’s like this spokesman said on Fox News Sunday a couple of weeks ago -

The Creator didn’t leave oil and gas on every plot of land

But he did tell us how to find it and we owe it to both ourselves AND God to use what he gave us.

ANWAR -

Can you find ANWAR?  If it’s so big, then how come you can’t see it?

Now, unless you’re home schooled, you probably don’t know that this is a map of the world.  If you look at the purple part in the upper left hand side – that’s Alaska.  There’s a whole ton of oil in Alaska that the Dumbo-crats wanna tell us we can’t use.  Why?  Because we might kill a couple of snow fleas.  Oh, boo hoo!  Let all the grandmother’s in America die from strokes but please, oh, please save the snow fleas!  Y’all can call me anything you want but I would personally hunt down every gol-darned snow flea in the world to save my grandmother.

Save the snow flea or save Grandma?  The only possible reason to
spend any kind of time thinking about this question is if you’re a drug
addict.

Another reason the commies say we can’t take God’s oil outta there is that it’s so “pristine”.  That’s a bunch of crap because I bet they never been to Alaska since most homos don’t like the cold.  Can you see Barney Frank up there in ANWAR trying to have butt sex with  an Eskimo.  I bet they’d be feasting on his blubber in no time flat!  I might be able to understand not drilling around the Creation Science musem because there’s people there to enjoy it.  But ANWAR?!  No, sir.

There are some lie-berals that say it’ll take 30 years to start getting oil outta ANWAR and it don’t help with the short term solution.  They’re stupid.  If we’d started drilling there 30 years ago we wouldn’t be where we are now!

SHALE AND COAL OIL-

What would you say to 3 trillion barrels of oil?  Think that’d bring down the price of gas?  Lie-berals say no thank you.  This is the only  country in the world where we hold a wake when we find new oild supplies!  Shale oil extraction could solve our gas crisis overnight.  But the dumbo-crats won’t even let you dig a hole in the ground.  “We have to respect Mother Goddess Earth”, they blaspheme.  Let’s just remember that God told us that we held DOMINION over the earth!  The only thing that we ain’t supposed to touch is the forbidden fruit and that dumb broad already messed that one up.  So just like the female of the species always does, Pelosi don’t do what God wants and does do what He don’t want.  We are the Saudi Arabia of coal and shale AND we don’t wear towels on our heads.  That’s a win-win in everybody’s book except the lie-berals.  You see, it don’t advance the revolution.

What’s wrong with digging holes?  Beats me!  I bet that
lie-beral parents don’t even let kids dig in a sandbox now!

OFF SHORE DRILLING -

What do you care about more – having the God-given right to drive around the corner to the store or taking a ride on a dolphin?  That’s one of them questions that you don’t really answer.  It’s more to make the point that defeato-crats are so stupid that they don’t realize that we are part of the environment too! It ain’t the plants and animals that made America the greatest country on earth.  It’s people!  And progress takes energy.  Them Greenpeace terrorists don’t never think about the fact that it takes gas for to drive their boats to stop Americans from having a nice tuna fish sandwich for lunch.  If they was honest then they’d swim.  But they ain’t.  Instead, they wanna let 85% of the oil that that Creator put under the ocean just rot like milk left out on the counter.  Why?  Because they hate America.

If Greenpeace really cared about the environment like they
claim they do, they’d stop using boats to rob Americans of
the gas that belongs to them and swim instead.

So to sum it all up, if you don’t wanna turn this country into a land of commie mulisms sitting around reading the koran by candlelight call your congressman TODAY and tell him that you want every single drop of oil we can get our hands on!

God is Love!
BBN
www. billybobneck.com

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He once was a shining example of American Republicanism. A proud, intelligent, moral, argumentative man of honor, Scott McClellan was the White House spokesperson. Unfortunately now, after he was fired he is showing his true face which is not better than that of a leftwing nutcase. It’s more than shameful to see how money can change a man. Telling filthy lies about the Leader and His government for money, that is Scott McClellan’s new occupation.

Unnamed sources close to the white house confirmed that Scotty McClellan had a love affair with Jeff Gannon. The White House visitor log confirms that Gannon spent many nights in the White House visitor quarters during the exact times McClellan was also “visiting”. Now it seems Gannon’s gay agenda influenced McClellan so far that he turned against the honorable leadership of George W. Bush.

We at ShelleyTheRepublican demand that McClellans book “What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington’s Culture of Deception” is going to be banned wordwide and the traitor is arrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay with all the other terrorists. He ain’t good for America and what ain’t good for America needs to be dealt with!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

Question: Which is the most environmentally friendly car out of a Prius or a Hummer? If you guessed the Toyota Prius then not only are you a deranged America-hating liberal but you are also completely wrong: A new study from CNW Marketing Research has finally debunked the myth that these foreign-made electric toy-cars are environmentally friendly at all.

Prius drivers – you might already be a murderer – your car contains enough nickel to kill an average sized horse. How do you know that your pretty new electric car is not leaking hazardous chemicals? YOU DON’T!

According to derange eco-activist scare-monger Al Gore we should all drive the battery-powered jap-crap electric cars in preference to American made vehicles: He argues that because these cars run on nothing but electricity they do not pollute the environment. What Al Gore fails to mention is that the Prius uses batteries made out of ultra-toxic Nickel as it’s fuel.

Nickel (Chemical symbol Sn) is one of the most harmful substances known to man – it was created shortly after the fall of man (when Adam and Eve were expelled from the Garden of Eden) and is in the same chemical group as deadly Polonium, the chemical that Russian spies used to poison their enemies. The Sony laptops that bust into flame in 2006 were also fueled by guess what chemical… that’s right: Nickel.

Handle with extreme caution: This laboratory worker keeps her gloves on while handling this sample of pure Nickel. The consequences of accidentally swallowing one of these “containment pellets” would be an excruciating death.

Nickel is bad news – unlike harmless chemicals like gasoline or diesel which when burnt are converted into harmless carbon-monoxide and water Nickel cannot be destroyed other than bombarding it with high-energy radiation. In practice most Nickel cannot be recycled – the battries will be left to rust at which time the dangerous Nickel can escape into the atmosphere creating a deadly cloud of death. Anybdy who inhales Nickel gas has a 99% chance of suffering a fatal Nickel overdose for which there is no known cure.

My Hummer by comparison can be made to run on 100% nartural “bio-deisel” – a carbon-neutral fuel made in America by hard-working American farmers. It contains absolutely no Nickel at all, which means I can drive it safe in the knowledge that unlike Al Gore, George Clooney and all the other eco-doomsayers I am supporting American industry and helping the environment.

Action Alert: Are you the victim of Nickel Poisioning? Did you ever drive a Toyota Prius? Contact STR.com’s emergency prayer team immediatly. Only the power of prayer can help cure you from your incurable condition.

Friends,

Why is it that liberals hate the American economy? Why is it that they hate our Dollar and why do they talk nothing but doom and gloom about our financial outlook? Is it just because they hate our freedom or is their a darker motive behind their hateful trash-talking rhetoric?

According to financial terrorist Max Keiser the Dollar is doomed and the whole economy is about to plunge into what he describes as the worst depression since the 1930s. But why should we believe a mere blogger like Mr Keiser ? when we have the facts directly from the Decider himself, George W. Bush ? he’s given us the government’s assurance that there is nothing to worry about. He’s never been wrong in the past!

The fact is, our economy is doing great ? what the liberals call a ?weak dollar? is actually an unprecedented investment opportunity that’s great for American business. Fine companies like Boeing, Taser and Raytheon are doing better than ever thanks to the plentiful opportunities which have come from winning the war in Iraq.

But what of the national debt? Libtards say that we cannot afford such heavy government borrowing. As usual the liberals solution to this problem is to tax hard-working American families even more to pay off the debt, but do we need to force America to suffer? Heck no, George W. Bush has the right idea ? we simply wait for productivity to increase and then the debt will be easily paid.

There’s an old saying; If you owe your bank a hundred dollars then it’s your problem, but if you owe the bank a million dollars then it’s their problem. America owes it’s creditors approximately seven trillion dollars: That’s seven trillion dollars worth of free money if they rapture comes tomorrow!

The US Dollar: When Jesus returns to earth, you can bet he will be spending dollar bills issued by the federal reserve – every bill has his daddy’s name on it!

These are great times for people who still believe in America, and that’s why the staff at Shelley The Republican have come up with some great investment tips that are sure to make you very rich indeed:

• According to a leading investor, the best time to invest is often what seems like the worst of times ? why not pick a bunch of companies that look as if they are under-performing and invest heavily in them ? take banks for example. They’ve been hard hit by the credit crunch, but now that’s over we think that banks are ripe for investment.
• The US Dollar is the only world currency which bears the motto ?In God We Trust?, thus every Dollar bill is sacred. It’s time to start saving dollars ready for the next economic boom when God will show the evil foreigners that the greenback really is his chosen currency.
• The market is unstable because investors are worried about the possibility of a communist government run by Barack Obama. You can help keep America’s economy stable by donating generously to John McCain’s campaign fund.
• Gold ? do be deceived by the liberal doom-sayers who say you need to buy gold to shield yourself from hyper-inflation. It’s a lie ? there is no inflation in the USA. Sell your gold (if you were foolish enough to buy it) and get yourself more dollars.
• Jesus: Finally, remember to keep paying your tithe to STR ministries. Your generous donations help fund our important work. Every dollar you donate to us, Jesus will return to you three-fold. That’s a guaranteed 300% return on investment, so what are you waiting for?

As you can see ? these are times of wonderful opportunity for people who trust in Jesus and take sensible investing advice from fellow Republicans.
Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard