Do you ever wonder if liberal minded bible translators have corrupted the Holy word of Jesus? Shelley The Republican. It’s true that the Bible is the word of the LORD, however how do we know that his sacred word has not been tainted by liberalism and socialism?

Phylis Shlafly of Conservapedia has been asking exactly this question and has found some astonishing answers:

Socialistic terminology permeates English translations of the Bible, without justification. This improperly encourages the “social justice” movement among Christians. For example, the conservative word “volunteer” is mentioned only once in the ESV, yet the socialistic word “comrade” is used three times, “laborer(s)” is used 13 times, “labored” 15 times, and “fellow” (as in “fellow worker”) is used 55 times.

Isn’t that disgusting? Can you believe that socialists have been deliberately mis-translating the HOLY BIBLE in order to force their perverse anti-Christian agenda on every single American? That is why Shelley The Republican has joined forces with Conservapedia to produce an all-new translation of the bible which will be 100% conservative just as Jesus intended.

1. Framework against Liberal Bias: providing a strong framework that enables a thought-for-thought translation without corruption by liberal bias
2. Not Emasculated: avoiding unisex, “gender inclusive” language, and other modern emasculation of Christianity
3. Not Dumbed Down: not dumbing down the reading level, or diluting the intellectual force and logic of Christianity; the NIV is written at only the 7th grade level
4. Utilize Powerful Conservative Terms: using powerful new conservative terms as they develop;[4] defective translations use the word “comrade” three times as often as “volunteer”; similarly, updating words which have a change in meaning, such as “word”, “peace”, and “miracle”.
5. Combat Harmful Addiction: combating addiction by using modern terms for it, such as “gamble” rather than “cast lots”;[5] using modern political terms, such as “register” rather than “enroll” for the census
6. Accept the Logic of Hell: applying logic with its full force and effect, as in not denying or downplaying the very real existence of Hell or the Devil.
7. Express Free Market Parables; explaining the numerous economic parables with their full free-market meaning
8. Credit Open-Mindedness of Disciples: crediting open-mindedness, often found in youngsters like the eyewitnesses Mark and John, the authors of two of the Gospels
9. Prefer Conciseness over Liberal Wordiness: preferring conciseness to the liberal style of high word-to-substance ratio; avoid compound negatives and unnecessary ambiguities; prefer concise, consistent use of the word “Lord” rather than “Jehovah” or “Yahweh” or “Lord God.”
10. Exclude Later-Inserted Liberal Passages: excluding the later-inserted liberal passages that are not authentic, such as the adulteress story

Of course, liberals will object to this common-sense purification of the Bible, but the act of objection will force them to read their Bibles and that will open their minds.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Now after “I.E. Radio Network”, “Air America”, “Nova M. Radio Network” and “On Second Thought Radio Network” there is another network hastely put together by another bunch of pathetic Liberals: The “Head On Radio Network”* or “The HORN”* as they refer to themselves.

Working for “The HORN” are such failed radio personalities as Guy James, Bob Kincaid and Eric Goodner (don’t worry if you don’t know any of those guys, they all failed in the marketplace of ideas).

The only thing new about the Liberal’s latest attempt to pollute the American media landscape is that never before has a name so clearly mirrored their sexual perversion.

Think about it: Why would you name a radio network “HORN”?

The similarities to certain erected male body part can not be denied. And we all know what is usually done with a horn. You guessed it. You blow it.

Other shocking association come to mind when thinking of horns: Satan’s horns, horny men and goats. No matter the angle, however you look at it it’s all bad, it’s all perverted.

We can not allow this to go on. Please help us stop this liberal menace!

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http://headonradionetwork.com
bobkincaid@gmail.com
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And would his publicist being saying that “Israeli officials are very excited to have him,” those Jews thought he was coming to wipe ‘em out?  I don’t think so.

So it stands to reason that he’s going over there as a "journalist" in the grand tradition of the CIA to kick…towelhead…butt.  I never said that they didn’t have no brain under their tablecothes so they know that once Joe The Plumber gets there they dang well better stop shelling our buddy Israel.

If y’all don’t believe how treacherous them so-called "palestinians" is then watch this commercial with the phone right next to ya ‘cuz yer gonna wanna call and help out in any way you can .

Chuck Norris is possibly the wisest American ever, recently he’s been mighty pissed about the crazy things that liberal whack-jobs say about our next Veep, Sarah Palin. Liberals, you have been warned… when Chuck gets mad you’d better run.

He sent Shelley this truly inspirational message:

"Dear Shelley,

The drive-by media says that Sarah Palin is not qualified to lead our country – well let me tell you a story:

My nephew Andrew Cox, who is a strong young Christian man, was in the fifth grade when his teacher, a young lady who had graduated from the University of Berkeley, told the class to write a report about evolution. Andrew said he couldn’t do that because he didn’t believe in evolution. He went on to say that he believed God was our Creator and creator of the heavens and the earth. The teacher gave him an “F,” instead of allowing him to write about what he believed in based on his own convictions. Rather than believe that he was a glorified ape, he believed that he was a child of God made in His image. He’s top-brass in Army Intelligence now, serving our country in Iraq.

Sarah is like Andrew – The liberals have given her an "F" because she refused to play by DC’s rules – she plays by God’s rules. But just like Andrew she’s going to win. Sarah will be our vice-President and in 2012 she will be our President. That’s what God wants, and messing with what God wants is the only thing dumber than messing with Chuck Norris.

Keep up the good work!

Chuck Norris"