What is the institution upon which our once-great nation was founded? The Bill of Rights, The Constitution, The Mayflower Accord? No – look in your very own book-case for the real answer: The Holy Bible and Christian Marriage. Our Christian nation was founded on God’s law to be a shining example of morality and Christianity for the world to see.

Unfortunately our nation has been perverted by liberals, negros, jews, the illuminati, illegal immigrants – but most all the homos. These groups wish to destroy America from the inside by spreading the lie that we are a secular nation. No state is more corrupt than California – an ugly “blue state” where a federal judge just thrust a jagged dagger into the beating heart of marriage.

Judge walker ruled that homos should have exactly the same rights to marry as heterosexual couples. If everything is legally the same then that our normal marriages are now legally homosexual! That’s right – Judge Walker is trying to make us ALL GAY!

It’s time to act: We the readers of STR do not wish to be turned into gays. That is why Shelley The Republican and America’s leading pro-family group the Alliance Defence Fund will appeal this dangerous ruling. The Senior Council of ADF gave this sobering statement:

“We will certainly appeal this disappointing decision. Its impact could be devastating to marriage and the democratic process,” Raum said. “It’s not radical for more than 7 million Californians to protect marriage as they’ve always known it. What would be radical would be to allow a handful of activists to gut the core of the American democratic system and, in addition, force the entire country to accept a system that intentionally denies children the mom and the dad they deserve.”

Why cant the liberals accept Brian’s simple logic? Cant they see how allowing the gays to marry infringes on the civil rights of the seven million people in California want to live in peace without giggling homos performing acts of sexual lewdness on every street corner.

Please Pray for:

• A return to righteousness across America.
• People whose lives will be impacted by the result of this ruling.
• For the appeal process now by mounted by the Alliance Defense Fund.

You all know Dr George Rekers. No man has done more than him to help cure people of the affliction of Homosexuality (except possibly Dr. James Dobson). George is the founder of the Family Research Council and a board member of the National Association for Research & Therapy of Homosexuality (NARTH) – one of the world’s most trusted names in ex-gay restoration therapy.

You and I both know that he’s a great guy who, like us, is campaigning for the re-introduction of Levitical laws concerning homosexuality, specifically that all Homos should be put to death just like Jesus told us to do. Amen to that!

But some folks are haters – these are folks who do not let a good man like George get on peacefully with his work. These are folks who do not respect George’s religious freedoms to speak out against the hellish death-style of homosexual sodomy. These people will do anything to discredit good men like George, including smearing with their own despicable vice.

Doctor George and his travel assistant Lucien. Does this look like a homosexual encounter? Of course not – Doctor George is simply using this as an opportunity to introduce the young man to Jesus. There is nothing even remotely gay about a well known preacher taking a young member of his flock on an extended witnessing trip to Europe, heck I do it all the time and nobody is accusing me of being gay!

Unfortunately for the homos, nobody who knows George Rekers will believe for a moment that he is homo. You do not need to hear it from me, George’s own Godly words clearly tell the truth:

A recent article in an alternative newspaper cleverly gave false impressions of inappropriate behavior because of its misleading innuendo, incorrectly implying that Professor George Rekers used the Rentboy.com website to hire a male prostitute to accompany him on a recent trip.

Contrary to Internet stories based on this slanderous article, following medical advice Professor George Rekers requires an assistant to lift his luggage in his travels because of an ongoing condition following surgery. His family, local friends, and even another university professor colleague have offered to accompany him on trips to assist him in his travel. Dr. Rekers found his recent travel assistant by interviewing different people who might be able to help, and did not even find out about his travel assistant’s Internet advertisements offering prostitution activity until after the trip was in progress.

There was nothing inappropriate with this relationship. Professor Rekers was not involved in any illegal or sexual behavior with his travel assistant.

See, that explains it perfectly. There wasn’t any gay-sex going on just preaching and praising the Lord. George didnt pick a muscle-bound young man out of sexual arousal, but for the simple fact he needed somebody strong enough to carry the considerable weight of his travelling luggage.

Indeed, when he first became aware of his travelling assistant’s deviant sexual proclivities he used this as an opportunity to encourage this young man to give up his homosexual ways and embrace Jesus! Is that the kind of thing a homo would do, heck no.

The plain fact is that Dr. George Rekers is completely heterosexual!

Yours in Christ

Jimmy Goddard

That this internet populist catastrophe needs to be shut down once and for all is just common sense!

Collective Intelligence of the Internet: this video accurately summarizes all the forums posts, open-source software, ‘citizen journalists’, progressive and grassroots fundraising, blogosphere (excluding STR), Youtube, and everything else that has become known as ‘the internet’.

The internet allows anyone with a computer to post their ignorant ramblings condemning the existing social order on whatever website they want. Even worse, like-minded people often get together to assist in these mindless postings, further creating a culture of hatred. It should be obvious to anyone that the internet has become a tool of sedition designed to overthrow the existing Christian governance of America and the Free World. Thankfully the US Military have designated the internet as an enemy weapons system that should be unplugged at the first sign of trouble.

Jay Rockefeller – “The internet should have never been invented”: as an elite member of the Council on Foreign Relations, the Carlysle Group, the Bilderberg Group, and other global planning and steering commitees, Jay Rockefeller is a great leader who bang-on straight-up understands what needs to be done to fix the problems caused by the internetwork of networks. When you’re as wealthy as he is without ever having worked it should be clear Jay Rockefeller is one smart cookie who we need to listen to.

The internet is just a bunch of ‘leet-speak’ kiddies with no computer skills, a septic-tank of ad hominem attacks against the great minds carefully plotting America’s mastery of the 21st Century as Jesus Himself wants. Most American liberal internet users would rather be playing Chatroulette or worse, happily married Christian men with wives be seduced against their will by other men while their wives are out, then fight to keep America the greatest nation in the world. Most liberals would rather play World of Warcraft all day then do the right thing and help spread the word of Jesus. The reason American’s Leaders don’t always tell people what’s going on is because most people are too stupid to understand the truth: that the world is a better place when people just shut-up and do as they’re told. Something people who use the internet just don’t seem to get!

Convergence 2010: A Cry to Awaken A Nation: liberals may mock her but Janet Porter says it right, we need to shut-down the populist parts of the internet such as the blogosphere and liberal media, and replace it with the framework that reflects the one true information and media network everyone really needs: Christian Evangelism, and the word about the Jesus Christ The One True Son Of God.

As our readership knows STR takes a leadership role when it comes to championing issues affecting the Christian Republican community. It’s because of our dedication to Christian values that Shelley Goodman herself is in daily meetings with some of the leading conservative minds: from Rush Limbaugh, to Michelle Malkin, Don Imus, Jeb Bush, Sarah Palin and more, STR has regular contact with some of the greatest thinkerers of our time. It’s what helps hone STR’s razor-sharp focus on the key issues affecting America.

Folks when everybody in a room start talking simultaneously all you’ll ever hear is noise, which pretty much sums up the internet right there. Don’t be afraid to do the right thing: call your Congressman or elected official, tell them loud and proud you are a Christian, and that not a penny more should be spent until the internet is finally shut down once and for all! It’s the right thing to do, and if Jesus were alive he’d be applauding your efforts in making the world a better place. A better place, because the internet is no more.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

Is it possible to doubht the power of imprecatory prayer? As you may know for the last year or so we have been setting aside time to pray for the death of God’s enemies. Some of our loyal readers have been following Pastor Drake’s advice to pray for God to send his wrathful vengeance to smite the sinners, secularists, homosexuals and evil doers who are trying to corrupt our once-great nation.

Thanks to your prayers God has seen fit to terminate the sinful life of yet another of his enemies. Let us join together and give thanks to Jesus for sending former-Senator John P Murtha to the damnation that he has so richly deserved. Thank you Jesus for sending Murtha to Hell. Thank you for allowing us to cross another one of your enemies names from God’s hit-list. It’s not just God’s hitlist anymore, it’s everybody’s hitlist. Together we can cleanse this land of the unriteous with the power of prayer.

Just because God won another victory, it’s no time to give up. By killing Murtha it’s God’s way of telling us that we have to pray harder. He’s telling us that if we want Barrack Hussein Obama to die too we need to pray even harder than that. We need to follow Pastor Wiley Drake’s godly example and devote just about every spare minute of our lives to praying for the death of the people who hate God and America.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Christians Brutally Murdered: In an America turned upside-down by the sick liberal morality of the new Obongo Prezidentzy, this is what happens to Christians and lovers of freedom and democracy: they wind up brutally murdered, and the crime turned into a cover-up to hide the true Obamunist Democratic Party killers.

Since the crime happened at Michigan’s Owosso High School I made it my duty to drive up there in the new fuel-efficient H2 after dropping-off the kids at home-school. I had barely made it to within 4 blocks of the school when a large roadblock plastered with Obama leaflets and Michael Moore photos stopped me, it was manned by heavily-armed goons wearing “Meat Is Murder” and “We Are Change” t-shirts who waved me over to the side of the road. One blonde-haired thug with dreadlocks said to me: “Hey Christian Republican scumbag, what do you think you’re doing here?” That’s when I lost my cool: noone makes fun of America while ol’ Chucks around and hopping out of the hummer I started kicking the crap out of the liberal thugs, the adrenaline taking over me just like back home in Arkansas beating-up the niggers trying to access the voting booths during the last federal election. In the end the homos were too many for me, they punched me repeatedly in the face using the old cop trick of pressing my KJV bible beside my head to hide the punch-marks, all the while laughing and mocking my belief in Jesus and America. Then they forcibly gave me copies of Alex Jones latest film “Fall of the Republic” and a Berky water filter and told me that over 90% of the world’s population would be retroactively aborted and the land and possessions redistributed to card-carrying Democratic Party global elites. They also told me that everyone would pay a massive carbon tax that goes directly to the muslim-backed New World Order global government being setup. After that they tied me up and gave me a cup of warm flouridated tap-water and meatless vegan chilli to eat: that right there is when I knew they planned on killing me. When I told them there was no way they’d get away with this they replied in unison: “Yes We Can”

DaPrez Obongo’s Brownshirts: Pro-Life groups state that there is a massive increase in threats of violence against them since Obongo came to power. Between that and children being legally forced to learn about homosexual deviance in school it’s clear the attack against Christian American values has not only started, it’s only going to get worse.

While I refuse to admit to the sick liberal acts they forced me to perform in order to obtain my freedom, let’s just say that in the end I managed to get away in time to warn Christian’s everywhere of the threat facing us all. Everyone who reads STR needs to know the truth: Obama’s vegan death-squads operating out of the FEMA prison complex are looking to rape and kill Christians and Republicans and anyone else who dares challenge the fat-cat Democrats running America. This is all being done as revenge-killing for George Tiller who was accidentally shot by a pro-Life supporter recently. There is quite a few more facts I now have and will gladly pass on this information, but out of fear for my life and my family I am staying low and away from Arkansas so you should mail me at my attended mailbox: Chuck Roast, P.O. Box #4, Elohim City, OK 74965, United States of America.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

Do you ever wonder if liberal minded bible translators have corrupted the Holy word of Jesus? Shelley The Republican. It’s true that the Bible is the word of the LORD, however how do we know that his sacred word has not been tainted by liberalism and socialism?

Phylis Shlafly of Conservapedia has been asking exactly this question and has found some astonishing answers:

Socialistic terminology permeates English translations of the Bible, without justification. This improperly encourages the “social justice” movement among Christians. For example, the conservative word “volunteer” is mentioned only once in the ESV, yet the socialistic word “comrade” is used three times, “laborer(s)” is used 13 times, “labored” 15 times, and “fellow” (as in “fellow worker”) is used 55 times.

Isn’t that disgusting? Can you believe that socialists have been deliberately mis-translating the HOLY BIBLE in order to force their perverse anti-Christian agenda on every single American? That is why Shelley The Republican has joined forces with Conservapedia to produce an all-new translation of the bible which will be 100% conservative just as Jesus intended.

1. Framework against Liberal Bias: providing a strong framework that enables a thought-for-thought translation without corruption by liberal bias
2. Not Emasculated: avoiding unisex, “gender inclusive” language, and other modern emasculation of Christianity
3. Not Dumbed Down: not dumbing down the reading level, or diluting the intellectual force and logic of Christianity; the NIV is written at only the 7th grade level
4. Utilize Powerful Conservative Terms: using powerful new conservative terms as they develop;[4] defective translations use the word “comrade” three times as often as “volunteer”; similarly, updating words which have a change in meaning, such as “word”, “peace”, and “miracle”.
5. Combat Harmful Addiction: combating addiction by using modern terms for it, such as “gamble” rather than “cast lots”;[5] using modern political terms, such as “register” rather than “enroll” for the census
6. Accept the Logic of Hell: applying logic with its full force and effect, as in not denying or downplaying the very real existence of Hell or the Devil.
7. Express Free Market Parables; explaining the numerous economic parables with their full free-market meaning
8. Credit Open-Mindedness of Disciples: crediting open-mindedness, often found in youngsters like the eyewitnesses Mark and John, the authors of two of the Gospels
9. Prefer Conciseness over Liberal Wordiness: preferring conciseness to the liberal style of high word-to-substance ratio; avoid compound negatives and unnecessary ambiguities; prefer concise, consistent use of the word “Lord” rather than “Jehovah” or “Yahweh” or “Lord God.”
10. Exclude Later-Inserted Liberal Passages: excluding the later-inserted liberal passages that are not authentic, such as the adulteress story

Of course, liberals will object to this common-sense purification of the Bible, but the act of objection will force them to read their Bibles and that will open their minds.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

One part of Obamascare that they don’t want y’all to know about it the sex clinics they wanna set up in government schools.  They don’t wanna talk about it at all for a couple of different reasons

• They wanna convince your kids that they’re really homos
• They wanna convince your kids that drinking fluoridated water and “smoothies” is more “healthy” than drinking something good like Coca Cola
• They wanna teach your kids about which food is aphrodisiacs (those are foods the force you to have sex after you eat them)

But most of all, they wanna make it real easy to for your 13 year old daughter to kill her precious pre-born!

Y’all don’t believe me? Just take a listen to one of the few smart women in America, Michelle Bachman, expose the liberal plan to have daily abortion field trips to Planned Parenthood…WITHOUT YOU KNOWING ABOUT IT!

WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMEN AND TELL ‘EM TO STOP ABORTION FIELD TRIPS NOW!!

Now after “I.E. Radio Network”, “Air America”, “Nova M. Radio Network” and “On Second Thought Radio Network” there is another network hastely put together by another bunch of pathetic Liberals: The “Head On Radio Network”* or “The HORN”* as they refer to themselves.

Working for “The HORN” are such failed radio personalities as Guy James, Bob Kincaid and Eric Goodner (don’t worry if you don’t know any of those guys, they all failed in the marketplace of ideas).

The only thing new about the Liberal’s latest attempt to pollute the American media landscape is that never before has a name so clearly mirrored their sexual perversion.

Think about it: Why would you name a radio network “HORN”?

The similarities to certain erected male body part can not be denied. And we all know what is usually done with a horn. You guessed it. You blow it.

Other shocking association come to mind when thinking of horns: Satan’s horns, horny men and goats. No matter the angle, however you look at it it’s all bad, it’s all perverted.

We can not allow this to go on. Please help us stop this liberal menace!

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http://headonradionetwork.com
bobkincaid@gmail.com
*

It’s time to defend our friend and fellow patriot from the unwarranted and deceitful attacks perpetrated by liberal enemies of the TRUTH. Supporters of Barrack Hussein Obama are trying to punish Glen Beck simply for asking important questions such as whether the President of the USA is a racist or an illegal immigrant? Glen is being harassed simply for asking hard questions that lapdog mainstream media avoid. Anybody who has observed liberals for as long as I have knows that this is absolutely typical behaviour: When a liberal is faced by a a clear argument which he lacks the intellectual capacity to respond to his response is to sneer and attack.

Glen Beck is not a rapist or a murderer, he is a true American patriot.

These hate-campaigners have alleged that Glen Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. This preposterous rumour-mongering is backed up by absolutely no evidence at all. Nevertheless, a howling pack of liberal attack-dogs have assembled sites such as glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com and deathblow.com sites which serve no other purpose than to promote this unfounded scandal. I have repeatedly challenged these fools to show their evidence. Trust me, it’s like talking to a brick wall. They merely respond with innuendo after innuendo. It’s disgusting.

While it’s hard to pin down these libtards on even the most basic details of their allegations the essence is that they are accusing Mr. Beck of raping a young woman around the year 1990. His accusers have produced obviously bogus “police records”, which are clearly as fake as Obama’s US birth certificate. Clearly they believe that by fermenting a scandal they can damage the good name of Glen Beck. Furthermore, his tormenters have demanded that Beck refute their silly allegations. I honestly wonder how they expect Mr. Beck to respond to their vague accusations when even his accusers cannot present a shred of credible evidence against this great American patriot.

I’m sure Mr. Beck agrees with STR that these accusations are so absurd that they require no refutation, however suffice it to say that I have personally known Glen Beck since long before 1990. I know that he is a kind and trustworthy man. He is a committed and prayerful God-Fearing Christian. There’s absolutely no way he’d be capable of any kind of rape or murder.

These are just a few of the great American brands who are committed to backing Glen Beck’s one-man crusade for the truth about Barrack Hussein Obama. These companies will not give in to pressure from the corrupt liberal minority who hate America.

The liberal strategy is plainly transparent: They are trying to cut Glen off from the many sponsors who defend his first-amendment rights to criticize the President on prime-time cable. I predict that this attack will fail: There’s no way that great American companies like Pfeizer, ADT, HSBC and Liberty Medical will be fooled by this ham-fisted attempt to defame a man whose only crime is to speak common sense to the American people.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

UPDATE: An urgent prayer alert from Billy Bob Neck. Liberals, leave Glenn Beck Alone!

I just wanna address Mr. Barney “Uranus” Frank for a moment.  I know yer a lie-beral defeaot-crat buttsex-having homo socialist but that ain’t no reason to go and call people names.  I don’t know if you even understand that you got elected to Congress by people like the woman you tried shout down as stupid, crazy and calling her furniture.  Sir: We ain’t furniture and you can’t have sex with us.  We are flesh and blood human beings made in GOD’s image not in the image of a setee.  That maybe how fat Commie homos in Massachusetts talk to people, but in the rest of the United States Of America that kinda insult and ridicule just don’t cut it and if y’all can’t have a truthful, civil discussion about how you wanna kill grandma, then y’all better look for a new job.

Briefly Patriotic – Barney Frank: Life In Uranus

I’m getting pretty darn tired of lie-beral defeato-crats and their screeches of RIGHT WING EXTREMISM.  Just because some neo-Nazi walks into the Holocaust Museum with a gun and starts shooting that somehow makes him a “right wing nut”.  That just don’t make no sense.  It shows just what hypocrites the radical left is when they use the stereotyping they accuse us of.  Just as there are plenty of niggers that aren’t lazy, shiftless and living off the state (Alan Keyes and Clarence Thomas, for example) not every single person who tries to blow away Jews is a right wing extremist.  And if you stopped to think about it for a minute it’d be pretty dang clear that James Von Brunn was about as lefty as they come.

I’m gonna take these lies one at a time

He’s a racist so he must be right wing – The Republican Party is the party that freed the slaves.  The Republican Party made a Negro like Clarence Thomas a Justice of the Supreme Court.  Who hates Israel so much they’ll let towelheads trample all over the land God gave to the Jews?  Not the Republicans.  Liberals hate Jews because all liberals wanna do is spend money and if you can get a Jew to part with a nickel, you gotta minor miracle on your hands.  The only thing we hate is that some Jews might not give their life over to Jesus when the Rapture comes and they’ll get left behind.  Only someone who truly cares about the Jews could tell them something like that.  So Von Brunn is a liberal.

He’s a Nazi so he must be right wing - Y’all just don’t remember the name of the Nazi party, do ya?  It was the “National Socialist German Workers’ Party”.  Didja see how I made one word bold and slanty?  Do you know what that word says?  If y’all went to a government school, you might not be able to read it.  The word is “Socialist“ and it means that the goverment wants to run everything and turn you into some kinda robot slave working to serve the Illuminati.  Republicans ain’t socialists.  Never have been and never will be.  So Von Brunn is a liberal.

He used a gun so he must be right wing - Wrong.  He used a gun as an offensive weapon, like a cowardly liberal, rather than a defensive weapon which is what guns are made for.  The first rule of gun safety is NEVER point a gun, loaded or unloaded, at another living person unless they have illegally entered your home or the dictates of common sense say that you’re within your legal right to kill them.  Von Brunn, obviously, had no respect for guns or for human life.  In other words, he worshipped the culture of death.  In other words, Von Brunn is a liberal.

He was protesting something so he must be right wing - The main scream, Jew owned media pulled the wool over the eyes of the American people so bad over our Tea Parties that no one remember that it’s the DUMBO-CRATS that are the ones that protest everything.  And it’s the DUMBO-CRAT protests that almost always turn violent.  Look at Chicago in 1968 when the hippies rioted so bad that the police had to crack open their skulls.  Same thing with Kent State.  I can’t think of one single tea-bagging Republican that got arrested for even spitting on the sidewalk, let alone firing a gun.  None other than Rush Limbaugh understand that Von Brunn “”has more in common with the marchers and protesters we see at left-wing rallies.”  So Von Brunn is a liberal.

Let’s look at a couple of other points that you ain’t gonna see Keith “I’ve Got A German Name” Olberman talking about -

Von Brunn hated Bush…just like a lie-beral

Von Brunn didn’t support he war on terror…just like a lie-beral

Von Brunn had a copy of The Weekly Standard implying that their offices was gonna his next stop

Von Brunn hated God – Not once in all of his Nazi, Jew-hating, liberal writings did he say anything about Jesus being his Lord and Savior.

And if that don’t prove he’s a lie-beral, I don’t know what will

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

We tried to warn y’all that riding a bike instead of driving a car would lead to sin, sodomy, economic collapse and the death of America.  But you wouldn’t listen.  "Ha ha," you snickered in you’re high pitch homo laugh, "it’s just a bike.  What wrong with riding a bike?  You don’t use no gas.  You help the ‘environment’.  You get exercise.  Ain’t nothing wrong with riding a bike!"

One of these days one of two things is gonna happen -

1) Y’all will start listening to us when we tell you to listen to God

2) You’re gonna wake up with the flesh burning off your body in Hell and wished you’d listened to us when we told you to listen to God.

Satan can’t wait to get you into Hell so he
can’t torture you for all eternity.  And it ain’t
gonna be easy torture like waterboarding.

What did riding a bike get us?  The World Naked Bike Ride , that’s what, and if that don’t make God angry enough to bring about the Rapture, then I don’t know what will.

What’s The World Naked Bike Ride?  It’s people riding bikes…NAKED.  Right out in plain view!  Taking their clothes off and showing their nakedness not only in front of God but in front of people they ain’t got no cause to show their nakedness to!  Imagine leaving church with your young son one afternoon only to be confronted with thousands of naked people on bikes!  What kinda damage is that gonna inflict on that poor child?  What kinda horrible nightmares will he about getting chased by oversized breasts and genitalia?  Is that gonna instill the proper sense of shame that God gave to Adam and Eve about their nakedness?  Or is it gonna spur him on to rip off his clothing and join a filthy hippie bike commune?

I’d say yes.

Bike riding can lead to lesbianism, homosexuality, body painting
and white slavery.

And it goes beyond disobeying the word of God.  It’s a blow to the American economy which runs on oil, coal and natural gas.  Guess who loves riding bikes?  Commies and yurpeens, that’s who.  How are their economies doing?  Not as good as ours.  Why?  Cuz we don’t ride bikes. Americans are putting money back into the economy every time they go to the pump unlike the selfish and self-serving so-called "citizens of the world" who don’t care about their economy cuz they don’t wanna work anyway.  They’d rather just ride around the countryside picking loganberries and singing The Internacionale.

Support America!  Drive a car!

Are these people terrorists?

If you think they are then y’all got another thing coming to you because they ain’t.  But Janet Napolitano thinks they are.  If it was up to her, they’d be locked up in some concentration camp undergoing "re-education" to turn them into the robo-Marxists that run the Obamanation or having some surgical procedure that would make them unable to pro-create in the way that God intended.

Know who else had a plan like that?  Hitler.

Wanna talk about an axis of evil?  If these three ever got together
the world would surely turn into a cesspool of sin, sodomy and
socialism before you could beg the Lord for forgiveness.

I wanna refresh your memory on who these folks really are and why they ain’t terrorists:

George Washington :

This is called a "dollar bill".  It’s American money you buy things with under our CAPITALIST system.  It ain’ t just meaningless paper.  It ain’t scrip you get from working for some government factory making itchy wool socks or transitor radio that break down right after you take them outta the box.  It ain’t a government voucher for moldy cheese and stale bread.  It’s worth somthing. It’s not only worth something, it means something.  It means freedom – freedom to buy anything the Lord doesn’t find sinful.  It means capitalism – the economic system created by the United States of America that is the envy of the world.  It means democracy – the only system of government that allows capitalism to thrive and gives you the freedom to make the money that allows you to buy anything the Lord doesn’t find sinful.

Guess whose picture is on it?  That’s right.  George Washington.  Why is his picture on the dollar bill?  BECAUSE HE AIN’T A TERRORIST.

Mother Theresa

Mother Theresa was a Catholic and Catholics ain’t Christians but she didn’t wanna kill pre-borns and she got leprosy which is enough to make anyone understand that blowing yourself up don’t solve no one’s problems.  Sure, she always wore something on her head but it weren’t a towel and she never bowed toward Mecca and that means that SHE AIN’T A TERRORIST.

Ronald Reagan

Even at the end of his life when he couldn’t go to the bathroom by himself and could only eat pudding, Ronald Reagan slept with a six gun under his pillow just in case the  Commies tried to sneak up on him.  He was that kinda man.  A man who never met a pre-born that he didn’t like.  A man who could sniff out socialism like a splunker lookng for water and twice as accurate.  A man who, even in his last waning years, could tame a wild horse that even the most hardened of cowpunchers feared.  In short – A MAN WHO WAS NOT A TERRORIST.

The Pope

Ok.  I’m gonna fess up and say I ain’t real sure that the Pope isn’t a terrorist.  He’d prolly take a bullet for a pre-born but he wants to see Israel destroyed.  He knows that homos is evil but he wants to destroy capitalism because some polar bear might have to swim a couple of extra feet to find an ice flow to eat the seal he killed.  He says he don’t like Commies but the Vatican’s got the largest collection of pornography in the world.  My daddy always told me that if a man wears a hat you should give him the benefit of the doubt.  So I’m gonna do that.  But I got my eye on you, Mr. Pope.

You

Do you love America?  Do you think that all life is sacred?  Are you willing to risk your life to make the world safe for Democracy, the American language and Jesus?  Do you like having a big plate of pork sausages for breakfast in the morning without some muslim calling you an infidel?  Are you one of the tens of  millions of Americans quietly stockpiling all the guns, ammo and kevlar vests your budget will allow as the Second Amendment mandates we do?  Did you not shed a tear as God righteously gave Tiller the Baby Killer his just desserts and sent him to Hell to incur the wrath of all women whose pre-borns he killed?  Do you think you oughta be able to drive an H2 without some hippie spray painting profanity all over it?  Are you tired of Barak Osama Homo bin Laden spending hundreds of billions of your tax dollars fixing potholes and protecting mosquitos when you could be using that money to buy one of them new flat screen HDTVs that’ll let you watch all the NASCAR races at the same time?  If you answered yes to any of these question then YOU AIN’T A TERRORIST.

But Janet Napolitano thinks you are.

Tell Janet Napolitano to go back to Russia – sign the petition to get her to resign TODAY !

God is Love!
BBN