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		<title>Sen. Roy Ashburn &#8211; we can cure your homosexuality</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:47:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Senator Ashburn,
You are the latest in a long line of victims of the homosexual agenda. Please do not betray our founding fathers and the Republican party by choosing the homosexual lifestyle choice. We know that you are only as gay as you want to be: It says so in the BIBLE!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Senator Ashburn,</p>
<p>You are the latest in a long line of victims of the homosexual agenda. Please do not betray our founding fathers and the Republican party by choosing the homosexual lifestyle choice. We know that you are only as gay as you want to be: It says so in the BIBLE!</p>
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<p>We can cure you &#8211; we can take away your Gay and turn you back into a Christian. The power of JESUS will cleans the gay sins from your heart. You do not have to go to hell! All you need is the power of prayer and the god-given strength to confront your sinful nature. You too can be completely heterosexual again like Pastor Ted Haggard!</p>
<p>Most importantly, Jesus needs your votes in the senate: Jesus will reward your for continuing to vote against gay marriage. It&#8217;s the only way you can save your sick soul form eternal damnation.</p>
<p>Yours in Christ,</p>
<p>Jimmy Goddard</p>
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		<title>Senator John Murtha &#8211; We prayed him all the way to Hell!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:11:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friends,
Is it possible to doubht the power of imprecatory prayer? As you may know for the last year or so we have been setting aside time to pray for the death of God&#8217;s enemies. Some of our loyal readers have been following Pastor Drake&#8217;s advice to pray for God to send his wrathful vengeance to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Friends,</p>
<p>Is it possible to doubht the power of imprecatory prayer? As you may know for the last year or so we have been setting aside time to pray for the death of God&#8217;s enemies. Some of our loyal readers have been following Pastor Drake&#8217;s advice to pray for God to send his wrathful vengeance to smite the sinners, secularists, homosexuals and evil doers who are trying to corrupt our once-great nation. </p>
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<p>Thanks to your prayers God has seen fit to terminate the sinful life of yet another of his enemies. Let us join together and give thanks to Jesus for sending former-Senator John P Murtha to the damnation that he has so richly deserved. Thank you Jesus for sending Murtha to Hell. Thank you for allowing us to cross another one of your enemies names from <a href="http://shelleytherepublican.com/blacklist">God&#8217;s hit-list</a>. It&#8217;s not just God&#8217;s hitlist anymore, it&#8217;s everybody&#8217;s hitlist. Together we can cleanse this land of the unriteous with the power of prayer. </p>
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<p>Just because God won another victory, it&#8217;s no time to give up. By killing Murtha it&#8217;s God&#8217;s way of telling us that we have to pray harder. He&#8217;s telling us that if we want Barrack Hussein Obama to die too we need to pray even harder than that. We need to follow Pastor Wiley Drake&#8217;s godly example and devote just about every spare minute of our lives to praying for the death of the people who hate God and America.</p>
<p>Yours in Christ,</p>
<p>Jimmy Goddard</p>
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		<title>The magazine cover that liberals hate</title>
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If you love Sarah Palin as much as we do then you will probably want to go pick up this month&#8217;s In Touch magazine. What could be a better advert for American family life than brave Sarah triumphing over the troubles in life such as her slut daughter and her little retard baby. America loves [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>If you love Sarah Palin as much as we do then you will probably want to go pick up this month&#8217;s In Touch magazine. What could be a better advert for American family life than brave Sarah triumphing over the troubles in life such as her slut daughter and her little retard baby. America loves you Sarah.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>God Gets HATEY!! Ann Coulter, SATAN And You</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 23:55:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jesus loves Ann Coulter.  Of all the AMERICAN women in the world only she, Sarah Palin and Shelley Goodman have the courage and insight to stand up to the lie-beral hate machine, which is more interested in pumping stinking lie-beral hate-juice into the loving mouth of GOD than with telling the truth.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Jesus loves Ann Coulter.  Of all the AMERICAN women in the world only she, Sarah Palin and Shelley Goodman have the courage and insight to stand up to the lie-beral hate machine, which is more interested in pumping stinking lie-beral hate-juice into the loving mouth of GOD than with telling the truth.</p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/Coulter%20cover,%20skinny%20legs%20and%20all.jpg" alt="" width="372" height="490" /><br />
<em>Time Magazine’s finest cover shot.  Check out those legs!</em></p>
<p>This week I was watching the ONLY news channel in America &#8211; FOX NEWS &#8211; when something happened which made me so angry that I physically hurled the remote control to my new Pioneer plasma screen television out of the window of my fifth-floor apartment.</p>
<p>In an interesting aside, I found out later that it had gone straight through the back windshield of a red European sports car.  When I left my flat a couple of hours later, I saw that the window had smashed completely, but because of the way the car was made (no back seat), the remote control was still reachable.  For some reason the alarm hadn&#8217;t gone off, so I reached in to the back of the car and took it out.  When I tried it later that day it still worked!  The moral?  BUY AMERICAN!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.treehugger.com/Buy-American.jpg" alt="" /><br />
<em>The Japanese hate JESUS.  Instead of worshipping GOD, they </em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>stuff their faces with stinking raw fish and roll around in nappies.</em></p>
<p>Anyway, the cause of my righteous fury was a report about the lie-beral backlash against a man who had the stupidity (so the liberals say like the steaming piles of human effluent they are) to stand up for JESUS.</p>
<p>Brit Hume, a FOX NEWS (they should call it GOD NEWS) made this comment about Tiger Woods -</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;The extent to which he can recover, it seems to me, depends on his faith. </strong><strong>He</strong><strong> is said to be a Buddhist. I don&#8217;t think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith. So, my message to Tiger would be, &#8216;Tiger, turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world.&#8221;<br />
</strong><br />
Liberal propaganda sheet The Washington Post (a newspaper so sickening it even TASTES of evil) spewed vile attack after vile attack on the helpless, innocent and funtrate Hume, claiming she had &#8216;dissed&#8217; Buddhists.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.blackenese.com/images/imageblackpowerbuddha.jpg" alt="" width="368" height="480" /><br />
<em>You might ‘diss’ this Buddha – but you know </em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>for sure (fo’ sho) he’d pop a cap in your ass!</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Well.</p>
<p>Ain&#8217;t that a doozy?</p>
<p>Lets get this straight.  To say that Christianity is superior to Buddhism cannot be controversial.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s like saying that a decent, white all-AMERICAN, straight-A student with a Football scholarship to an Ivy League school is better than some stunted, dwarvish Asian half-person, quacking and squalking his bastard picture-language as he eats dogs, drinks rice-juice and blithely cavorts with dark, twisted philosophy from the twitching pen of a broken retard.</p>
<p>The time has come to make a stand.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://i22.tinypic.com/oatauu.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>That’s right – Christians need to hit Equality with the power</em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>of the ALMIGHTY GOD, wiping its taint from Earth forever</em></p>
<p><em> </em></p>
<p>How long must we stomach this erosion of the values of love and forgiveness in the name of &#8216;equality&#8217;?  I think that this so-called equality is a trap set by Satan, and should be fought tooth and nail (and shotgun, frankly, because these people just don&#8217;t listen).  For SATAN is known as the Father of Lies, and what lie could be more insidious than that of Equality?</p>
<p>Think about it.  Satan sits alone in his icy throne-room in hell, surrounded by the spirits of the DAMNED.  They scream for mercy, for hope, for an atom of forgiveness, but SATAN just laughs at them &#8211; and JESUS ignores their mad shrieking agonies.  They&#8217;re all there, Hitler, Stalin, Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Henry David Thoreau, Bill Hicks, Bob Sagat.  They all howl in unceasing and infinite misery for their crimes &#8211; the crimes of denying JESUS his due as the saviour of the world.  How each of them wishes they could go back, just for a second, and abase themselves before the living SAVIOUR &#8211; but they cannot.  If even for a moment they could prise themselves away from the universe of torture that their lives have become, it would be to them like the sweet blessed touch of GOD himself.</p>
<p>But that ain&#8217;t gonna happen.  No sirree.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.satanspace.com/m_pictures/severe-torture-1.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>This is what you get. </em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>That’s right.  This is what you get.</em></p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry!&#8221; they cry.  &#8220;Please, for hope&#8217;s sake, for pity&#8217;s sake, for love&#8217;s sake, for the sake of forgiveness, help us!  Please forgive us and let us die!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No Way Jose!!&#8221; cries Jesus.  &#8220;You didn&#8217;t have faith when you were alive and I wasn&#8217;t there, and you guessed WRONG!!  Burn!  Burn for my holy father!  Now I&#8217;m going to go PRAY!  YES!&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.apuritansmind.com/images/MiscImages/hell2.jpg" alt="" width="473" height="354" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>This is what will happen to the Jonas </em><em>Brothers</em><em> </em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>if they remove their purity rings</em></p>
<p>Satan, the worst of the lot, consoles himself in the understanding that the more souls he brings to hell, the less alone he will feel in his eternal misery.  But he has a problem &#8211; JESUS.  Jesus went to earth to tell people to worship him in order to avoid the freakish and gut wrenching horror of an eternity under the burning knives of GOD&#8217;s eternal fury.</p>
<p>Suddenly he realizes &#8211; if I can make them think all things are equal, they&#8217;ll never know the truth!  That JESUS in his wisdom has invented TELEVISION AND THE INTERNET so his holy word can spread throughout the world like a magical fairy of love and truth (except fairies are occult and from hell).</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.freewebs.com/lotr15/DarkFairy.jpg" alt="" /><br />
<em>Fairies are evil</em></p>
<p>&#8220;I know&#8221; says SATAN.  &#8220;If the internet can spread the holy word of JESUS it must also contain a lot of other stuff.  If I can make people think that EQUALITY is important, then many will get involved in perverted filth like anal gay sex, horse pornography and BUDDHISM.&#8221;</p>
<p>Now I&#8217;m not saying that&#8217;s exactly how it happened.  I wasn&#8217;t there in HELL when that conversation took place, partly because I&#8217;m alive and partly because I like to have sex with my wife as JESUS intended, and don&#8217;t engage in foul come-drinking sex parties with disgusting, fat, middle-aged Democrat-voting swingers like every single godless, hellbound, child-raping moron who balled up a chunk of faeces and stuffed it down God&#8217;s holy throat by voting for the KENYAN ANTICHRIST OBAMA.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/obama-satan.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>This is what Obama looks like in God’s eyes.</em></p>
<p>Equality indeed.  Let&#8217;s have a look at some Buddhism and see how it rates against Christianity.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s what Ann Coulter has to say about Buddhism:</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;Is Buddhism about forgiveness? Because, if so, Buddhists had better start demanding corrections from every book, magazine article and blog posting ever written on the subject, which claims Buddhists don&#8217;t believe in God, but try to become their own gods.&#8221;<br />
</strong><br />
Bastards.</p>
<p>Absolute bastards.</p>
<p>Coulter goes on:<strong> </strong></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;What religion &#8212; what topic &#8212; induces this sort of babbling idiocy? (If liberals really want to keep people from hearing about God, they should give Him his own show on MSNBC.)&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>AHAHAHA!!!!  MSNBC!!!</p>
<p>Seriously though, it would be on FOX.  Or maybe the GOD Channel.  It wouldn&#8217;t be on MSNBC because MSNBC stands for Malicious Sadistic Nitwits Bashing Christ.  Or maybe it stands for Maybe Someone Never Became Clever!  Or maybe even My Satanic Nephew Berates Christians!</p>
<p>Seriously though, it could be anything.</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;Most perplexing was columnist Dan Savage&#8217;s indignant accusation that Hume was claiming that Christianity &#8220;offers the best deal &#8212; it gives you the get-out-of-adultery-free card that other religions just can&#8217;t.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>How interesting that a columnist called SAVAGE would offer the kind of analysis that you might expect from some primitive Native American cave person so hopped up on turkey and cactus juice that he can&#8217;t tell his ass from the tomahawk he uses to sacrifice babies to the heathen &#8216;Spirit in the Sky&#8217; while running around naked and killing white people for their precious white scalps because he wishes he was white.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.deathpenaltyinfo.org/images/namericanimage.jpg" alt="" width="421" height="313" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>If they get hungry enough, they’ll eat that baby.</em></p>
<p>Coulter continues:</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;In fact, that&#8217;s exactly what Christianity does. It&#8217;s the best deal in the universe. (I know it seems strange that a self-described atheist and &#8220;radical sex advice columnist faggot&#8221; like Savage would miss the central point of Christianity, but there it is.) &#8221;<br />
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Faggot.  Exactly.<strong> </strong></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;God sent his only son to get the crap beaten out of him, die for our sins and rise from the dead. If you believe that, you&#8217;re in. Your sins are washed away from you &#8212; sins even worse than adultery! &#8212; because of the cross. </strong>&#8221;</p>
<p>Yup.  And if you&#8217;re out, you&#8217;re out of luck!  Forever!  Do you like the smell of burning meat?  You&#8217;d better, because you&#8217;ll be inhaling the choking stench of your own roasting entrails for all time because GOD HATES YOU!!</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;Christianity is simultaneously the easiest religion in the world and the hardest religion in the world. </strong>&#8221;</p>
<p>Yeah.  And Buddhism is the STUPIDEST religion in the world.</p>
<p>I mean, think about it.  Gautama Buddha was a nobleman who saw that suffering itself was interwoven with the human experience to an extremely high degree.  He felt that seeing as the problem was deep inside everyone, it would be there in his own mind also.  Therefore he dedicated his life to self-inquiry, seeking to unravel the knots inside his own mind that lay at the root cause of the pain and decay in his life.  Like an idiot.</p>
<p>He then &#8216;discovered&#8217; that the source of human misery is the way in which the human mind divides the world into good and evil, and how these divisions create an opaque screen of thought that blinds us to the divine essence inherent in us all.</p>
<p>Obviously this is heresy.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.gosai.com/krishna-talk/graphics/burning.jpg" alt="" width="327" height="429" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>This is a photo of a Haiti witch-burning. </em><br />
<em>Obviously they didn&#8217;t burn enough of them! </em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em> </em></p>
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<p>Now some &#8216;Christian&#8217; liberals (which is an oxymoron &#8211; and an actual moron as well!) would blaspheme the most high by saying that Christ himself spoke of the divine essence that is inherent in humanity when he spoke of the kingdom of GOD being amongst us.</p>
<p>Some would say that Genesis references this, portaying as it does mankind falling from a state of one-ness with the divine by partaking in &#8220;the knowledge of Good and Evil&#8221;.</p>
<p>Some atheists (idiots) would say that the truth of Genesis is that it is mankind&#8217;s division of the world by moral judgement that creates and sustains all human suffering by projecting us into a fictional world of thought, of binary opposites, that severs our connection to our true deep nature which is the element of the divine itself and the source of the holy light of God.</p>
<p>Some would even go as far as to say that when JESUS said &#8216;don&#8217;t judge others lest you be judged&#8221; he was talking explicitly about the dangers inherent in judgement itself, and how in splitting the world into good and evil we become lost in this world and separated from that divine dimension.</p>
<p>They suggest self-inquiry as the journey to re-connect with that underlying reality which is consciousness itself.</p>
<p>These people are all damned.</p>
<p>Damned to rapey hells beyond description.</p>
<p>And I hope they like being raped, because soon enough SATAN will merrily ram their sinful rears full of his evil black love-member, to death, forever.</p>
<p>The truth is much simpler, as Ann Coulter explains:</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;In the no-frills, economy-class version, you don&#8217;t need a church, a teacher, candles, incense, special food or clothing; you don&#8217;t need to pass a test or prove yourself in any way. All you&#8217;ll need is a Bible (in order to grasp the amazing deal you&#8217;re getting) and probably a water baptism, though even that&#8217;s disputed.</strong>&#8221;</p>
<p>You see!?  There&#8217;s no need to be &#8220;free of the dualistic illusion that instigates all suffering!&#8221;  You don&#8217;t even need to wash!  Just sign on the dotted line in your heart and you are done and done.</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;With Christianity, your sins are forgiven, the slate is wiped clean and your eternal life is guaranteed through nothing you did yourself, even though you don&#8217;t deserve it. It&#8217;s the best deal in the universe.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong>Damn Right.</p>
<p>Now remember fellow bible-believing Christians, we are the future.  We must unite to destroy the yellow menace to our way of life.  We hear about China becoming an emerging superpower &#8211; well let me tell you something the British discovered during the so-called &#8216;Boxer Rebellion&#8217;.  No matter how much they might think their kung-fu gives them superpowers, these squeaking yellow runt-people aren&#8217;t bulletproof.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.rebelvision.net/bulletproofmonkpubc.jpg" alt="" /><br />
<em>He&#8217;s really not.  Try it and see!  Jesus saves!</em></p>
<p>The worst thing is that, as the liberal media preach their &#8220;tolerance agenda&#8221;, (which is just another word for a mass-conversion of the American people to homosexual Hindoo monkey worship), the great U S of A is dying!!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.bartcop.com/uncle-sam-dying.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Uncle Sam is crashing!  We need an IV of Righteous Fury, stat!</em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Kill the heathens who have done this! (I mean physically kill, because</em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>spiritually they are already dead).</em></p>
<p>I pray that Buddhists will accept JESUS, but if they don’t the time may come for a reckoning – when words fail, AMERICAN LEAD will answer for us.<br />
I&#8217;m not recommending that we go out and hurt any people &#8211; I&#8217;m just saying.  People is a subjective word.</p>
<p>GOD is LOVE.  And because he LOVES us so much, he HATES it when we sin.  This week we&#8217;ve seen what happens when a nation offends GOD&#8230;</p>
<p>GOD GETS HATEY.</p>
<p>Thank JESUS that he alone has given us the purity, guns and holy truth to set the world FREE.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://weeklyworldnews.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/glenn_beck_time_cover_full.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>WATCH FOX.</p>
<p>VOTE REPUBLICAN.</p>
<p>VOTE JESUS.</p>
<p>Yours in Christ,</p>
<p>Jebediah Venkman</p>
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		<title>Greek Priest Terrorist Thwarted in Florida</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles Roast III</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello America, if you&#8217;ve been reading the news you&#8217;ve doubtless heard about the terrorist attack that was thwarted recently in Miami by Hero Jasen D. Bruce. Mr. Bruce, a Marine reservist who works in a pharmacy, was violently confronted by a terrorist as he was washing his car, forcing Mr. Bruce to defend himself from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello America, if you&#8217;ve been reading the news you&#8217;ve doubtless heard about the <a href="http://www.speroforum.com/site/article.asp?idCategory=33&#038;idsub=134&#038;id=22409&#038;t=Priest+mistaken+as+a+terrorist+beaten+in+Florida">terrorist attack that was thwarted recently</a> in Miami by Hero Jasen D. Bruce. Mr. Bruce, a Marine reservist who works in a pharmacy, was violently confronted by a terrorist as he was washing his car, forcing Mr. Bruce to defend himself from the terrorist using only his bare hands and a tire-iron. While it turned out to be a false alarm and the terrorist was a visiting greek orthodox priest asking for directions, that still doesn&#8217;t mean the priest should be let off the hook. Predictably the liberal media have tried to paint it as an <a href="http://www.speroforum.com/site/article.asp?idCategory=33&#038;idsub=134&#038;id=22409&#038;t=Priest+mistaken+as+a+terrorist+beaten+in+Florida">overreaction by Mr. Bruce</a> when the reality is he was just doing his job as a patriot and defender of Freedom. To all you liberals get it through your heads: America is #1, always and forever, and with a concerned and educated citizenry like Jasen  Bruce we will never let terrorists hurt us overseas or at home again!</p>
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<b>Terrorist Welcome Wagon:</b> Who says Greek orthodox priests <a href="http://www.baynews9.com/VideoPlayer/?Beaten_Priest_Folo_1111">aren&#8217;t in league with the terrorists</a>: ever eaten tzatziki sauce? It terrorized my bowel movements for about 3 weeks straight!
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<p>The liberal media brought out it&#8217;s usual chumps to give commentary: Mike Marilopoulopoulis from St. Nicholas parish said he was &#8216;horrified&#8217; and long-time resident Nancy Millipasillidoulis said it was &#8216;unthinkable&#8217; such a thing could have happened. With last names like that, just guess which side they&#8217;re on. Remember America: you&#8217;re either with us, or you&#8217;re with the terrorists. Which begs the question: was a tire-iron enough for Jasen Bruce to protect himself? As Christians we can all agree that the answer is: no way! While here at STR we would never advocate violence of any kind, it&#8217;s pretty clear Mr. Bruce should have been carrying some kind of semi-automatic firearm, maybe a full-auto machinegun.</p>
<p>&#8220;Bruce was charged with <a href="http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/nov/12/na-priest-beaten-not-bowed/news-metro/">aggravated battery with a deadly weapon</a> and released after posting $7,500 bail. His attorney, Jeffrey Brown, said his client was only trying to protect himself.&#8221; Bruce also accused the priest of &#8220;being a robber, <a href="http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/nov/12/na-priest-beaten-not-bowed/news-metro/">terrorist and molester</a>&#8220;. Look, if you&#8217;re a hairy dirty darky and you start groping and grabbing at a Marine, mumbling in some pycho-babble language, why would you be amazed at the Rambo-style ass-kicking you get? Don&#8217;t think because you&#8217;re a souvlaki-bandit that you&#8217;re going to get away with it here in America. The priest Maniacis, who also teaches ethics at college, reportedly had prayed for Mr. Bruce and asked for his forgiveness from God and was trying to downplay the incident saying &#8220;he doesn&#8217;t want the ministry to be scandalized.&#8221; You call that a &#8216;Christian&#8217;? He&#8217;s still a criminal suspect in my book. Just seeing how Jasen Bruce handled himself proves to me who the real man was. Let&#8217;s keep America strong: even if Mr. Bruce might have had a slip in his judgment, we can&#8217;t let suspicious behavior go unreported, any more than a car can be allowed to drive through a roadblock in Iraq without getting brought to a halt by gunfire. We&#8217;re fighting a war, the enemy could be anywhere. It&#8217;s the way it is, and it&#8217;s vigilance by every citizen that keeps this country the freest and most democratic in the world. </p>
<p>Always Right,<br />
Charles Roast III</p>
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		<title>James Pouillon &#8211; Pro-Life Supporter Gunned Down in Broad Daylight By Crazed Liberals</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 05:01:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles Roast III</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello America, you may have heard about the recent murder on September 14th of American Patriot and STR fund raiser James Pouillon. Jamesy (as we liked to call him around the office here) was handing-out pro-life literature in front of Owosso High School in Michigan when at 7:20am shots rang out and Jamesy was struck [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello America, you may have heard about the recent murder on September 14th of American Patriot and STR fund raiser James Pouillon. Jamesy (as we liked to call him around the office here) was handing-out pro-life literature in front of <a href="http://owosso.k12.mi.us/schools/ohs/home/index.shtml">Owosso High School</a> in Michigan when at 7:20am shots rang out and Jamesy was struck dead, a victim of the Obamaunist agenda in a revenge killing for <a href="http://www.dr-tiller.com/">George Tiller</a>. Caught red-handed by police at the scene of the crime was Harlan Drake, a thirty-three-year-old long-time union organizer and &#8216;equal opportunity&#8217; thug and America-hater. Predictably <a href="http://www.democracynow.org/">DemocracyNow!</a> postured that &#8220;<a href="http://www.democracynow.org/2009/9/14/headlines#10">President Obama and several pro-choice groups condemned the killing</a>.&#8221;</p>
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<b>Christians Brutally Murdered:</b> In an America turned upside-down by the sick liberal morality of the new Obongo Prezidentzy, this is what happens to Christians and lovers of freedom and democracy: they wind up brutally murdered, and the crime turned into a cover-up to hide the true Obamunist Democratic Party killers.
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<p>Since the crime happened at Michigan&#8217;s Owosso High School I made it my duty to drive up there in <a href="http://www.hummer.com/">the new fuel-efficient H2</a> after dropping-off the kids at home-school. I had barely made it to within 4 blocks of the school when a large roadblock plastered with Obama leaflets and Michael Moore photos stopped me, it was manned by heavily-armed goons wearing &#8220;Meat Is Murder&#8221; and &#8220;<a href="http://www.wearechange.org/">We Are Change</a>&#8221; t-shirts who waved me over to the side of the road. One blonde-haired thug with dreadlocks said to me: &#8220;Hey Christian Republican scumbag, what do you think you&#8217;re doing here?&#8221; That&#8217;s when I lost my cool: noone makes fun of America while ol&#8217; Chucks around and hopping out of the hummer I started kicking the crap out of the liberal thugs, the adrenaline taking over me just like back home in Arkansas beating-up the niggers trying to access the voting booths during the last federal election. In the end the homos were too many for me, they punched me repeatedly in the face using the old cop trick of pressing my KJV bible beside my head to hide the punch-marks, all the while laughing and mocking my belief in Jesus and America. Then they forcibly gave me copies of <a href="http://www.infowars.com/">Alex Jones</a> latest film <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VebOTc-7shU">&#8220;Fall of the Republic&#8221;</a> and a <a href="http://www.berkeywaterfilterstore.com/">Berky water filter</a> and told me that over 90% of the world&#8217;s population would be retroactively aborted and the land and possessions redistributed to card-carrying <a href="http://www.democrats.org/">Democratic Party</a> global elites. They also told me that everyone would pay a massive carbon tax that goes directly to the muslim-backed New World Order global government being setup. After that they tied me up and gave me a cup of warm flouridated tap-water and meatless vegan chilli to eat: that right there is when I knew they planned on killing me. When I told them there was no way they&#8217;d get away with this they replied in unison: &#8220;Yes We Can&#8221;</p>
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<b>DaPrez Obongo&#8217;s Brownshirts:</b> Pro-Life groups state that there is a massive increase in threats of violence against them since Obongo came to power. Between that and children being legally forced to learn about homosexual deviance in school it&#8217;s clear the attack against Christian American values has not only started, it&#8217;s only going to get worse.
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<p>While I refuse to admit to the sick liberal acts they forced me to perform in order to obtain my freedom, let&#8217;s just say that in the end I managed to get away in time to warn Christian&#8217;s everywhere of the threat facing us all. Everyone who reads STR needs to know the truth: Obama&#8217;s vegan death-squads operating out of the FEMA prison complex are looking to rape and kill Christians and Republicans and anyone else who dares challenge the fat-cat Democrats running America. This is all being done as revenge-killing for <a href="http://www.dr-tiller.com/">George Tiller</a> who was accidentally shot by a pro-Life supporter recently. There is quite a few more facts I now have and will gladly pass on this information, but out of fear for my life and my family I am staying low and away from Arkansas so you should mail me at my attended mailbox: Chuck Roast, P.O. Box #4, Elohim City, OK 74965, United States of America.</p>
<p>Always Right,<br />
Charles Roast</p>
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		<title>STR Music Review &#8211; &#8216;God Hates The World&#8217; Will Be Billboard #1 By Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:24:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charles Roast III</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello America, if you&#8217;re like me you enjoy spending time with family and friends singing traditional Christian songs of hope and salvation. That&#8217;s why nothing excited us more here at STR than when our friends and fellow Christian activists at the Westboro Baptist Church sent us their latest hit single titled &#8216;God Hates The World&#8217;. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello America, if you&#8217;re like me you enjoy spending time with family and friends singing traditional Christian songs of hope and salvation. That&#8217;s why nothing excited us more here at STR than when our friends and fellow Christian activists at the <a href="http://www.godhatesfags.com/">Westboro Baptist Church</a> sent us their latest hit single titled <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWMxUsTjhY0">&#8216;God Hates The World&#8217;</a>. Let me just make it clear: this is an uplifting and wonderful little tune about how liberals and America-haters are all going to die and burn in Hell forever just as Jesus desires. It&#8217;s a guaranteed hit that brings tears to my eyes every time it gets played on the radio here in Arkansas.</p>
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<blockquote><p><b>Westboro Baptist Church:</b> With their elegant melodies and beautifully crafted lyrics, WBC&#8217;s latest hit &#8216;God Hates The World&#8217; is a guaranteed slam-dunk no-questions-asked #1 on Billboards&#8217; Hot Christian Singles charts. </p></blockquote>
<p>In case you didn&#8217;t know, Westboro Baptist Church are a true no-nonsense fire-and-brimstone Christian fundamentalist church from Kansas with a large and active following that wears Jesus&#8217;s Faith loud-and-proud on their chests and live their lives and quote word-for-word from the bible. Whether it&#8217;s at one of their many pickets handing out fliers, or their signs saying &#8220;Fag Sin, Fag Shame&#8221; and &#8220;Fags Eat Shit&#8221; every word is quoted directly from the bible exactly as it&#8217;s written. WBC wrote &#8216;God Hates The World&#8217; entirely by themselves, a sign of their creativity and God&#8217;s Will on earth. This video is especially heartwarming, when at the very ending they allow one of their youngest members to sing along, as well as waving the flag of Canaduh upside-down. No matter what people say about the Westboro Baptist Church and their site <a href="http://www.godhatesfags.com/">godhatesfags.com</a>, they are pure class act through and through, and here at STR we support them and their great musical abilities. So to all the STR readership: let&#8217;s all call into our local stations and get this one on the charts. Nothing will put Christianity into a better light than having this song hit #1, so lets make it happen!</p>
<p>Always Right,<br />
Charles Roast</p>
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		<title>Welcome to the Conservative Bible Project</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
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Do you ever wonder if liberal minded bible translators have corrupted the Holy word of Jesus? Shelley The Republican. It&#8217;s true that the Bible is the word of the LORD, however how do we know that his sacred word has not been tainted by liberalism and socialism? 
Phylis Shlafly of Conservapedia has been asking exactly [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Friends,</p>
<p>Do you ever wonder if liberal minded bible translators have corrupted the Holy word of Jesus? Shelley The Republican. It&#8217;s true that the Bible is the word of the LORD, however how do we know that his sacred word has not been tainted by liberalism and socialism? </p>
<p>Phylis Shlafly of Conservapedia has been asking exactly this question and has found some astonishing answers:</p>
<blockquote><p>Socialistic terminology permeates English translations of the Bible, without justification. This improperly encourages the &#8220;social justice&#8221; movement among Christians. For example, the conservative word &#8220;volunteer&#8221; is mentioned only once in the <a title="ESV" href="http://conservapedia.com/ESV">ESV</a>, yet the socialistic word &#8220;comrade&#8221; is used three times, &#8220;laborer(s)&#8221; is used 13 times, &#8220;labored&#8221; 15 times, and &#8220;fellow&#8221; (as in &#8220;fellow worker&#8221;) is used 55 times.</p></blockquote>
<p>Isn&#8217;t that disgusting? Can you believe that socialists have been deliberately mis-translating the HOLY BIBLE in order to force their perverse anti-Christian agenda on every single American? That is why Shelley The Republican has joined forces with Conservapedia to produce <a href="http://conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project">an all-new translation of the bible which will be 100% conservative just as Jesus intended</a>.</p>
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<li>Framework against Liberal Bias: providing a strong framework that enables a thought-for-thought translation <strong>without corruption by liberal bias</strong></li>
<li>Not Emasculated: <strong>avoiding unisex</strong>, &#8220;gender inclusive&#8221; language, and other modern emasculation of Christianity</li>
<li>Not Dumbed Down: not dumbing down the reading level, or diluting the intellectual force and logic of Christianity; <strong>the NIV is written at only the 7th grade level</strong></li>
<li><strong>Utilize Powerful Conservative Terms</strong>: using powerful new conservative terms as they develop;[4] defective translations use the word &#8220;comrade&#8221; three times as often as &#8220;volunteer&#8221;; similarly, updating words which have a change in meaning, such as &#8220;word&#8221;, &#8220;peace&#8221;, and &#8220;miracle&#8221;.</li>
<li><strong>Combat Harmful Addiction</strong>: combating addiction by using modern terms for it, such as &#8220;gamble&#8221; rather than &#8220;cast lots&#8221;;[5] using modern political terms, such as &#8220;register&#8221; rather than &#8220;enroll&#8221; for the census</li>
<li><strong>Accept the Logic of Hell</strong>: applying logic with its full force and effect, as in not denying or downplaying the very real existence of Hell or the Devil.</li>
<li><strong>Express Free Market Parables</strong>; explaining the numerous economic parables with their full free-market meaning</li>
<li><strong>Credit Open-Mindedness of Disciples</strong>: crediting open-mindedness, often found in youngsters like the eyewitnesses Mark and John, the authors of two of the Gospels</li>
<li><strong>Prefer Conciseness over Liberal Wordiness</strong>: preferring conciseness to the liberal style of high word-to-substance ratio; avoid compound negatives and unnecessary ambiguities; prefer concise, consistent use of the word &#8220;Lord&#8221; rather than &#8220;Jehovah&#8221; or &#8220;Yahweh&#8221; or &#8220;Lord God.&#8221;</li>
<li><strong>Exclude Later-Inserted Liberal Passages</strong>: excluding the later-inserted liberal passages that are not authentic, such as the adulteress story</li>
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<p>Of course, liberals will object to this common-sense purification of the Bible, but the act of objection will force them to read their Bibles and that will open their minds. </p>
<p>Yours in Christ,</p>
<p>Jimmy Goddard</p>
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		<title>Obamascare: Field Trips For Abortions!!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Billy Bob Neck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I guess I shouldn&#8217;t be surprised anymore by foul, venal wickedness of Satanic lie-beral dumbo-crats.  After all, trying to pass bills that mandate teaching kindergartners how to have butt-sex (SAFE butt-sex, they claim, like there is such a thing) just don&#8217;t get anymore evil.  But Satan got a good imagination, I guess, so he keeps [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I guess I shouldn&#8217;t be surprised anymore by foul, venal wickedness of Satanic lie-beral dumbo-crats.  After all, trying to pass bills that mandate teaching kindergartners how to have butt-sex (SAFE butt-sex, they claim, like there is such a thing) just don&#8217;t get anymore evil.  But Satan got a good imagination, I guess, so he keeps finding more and more horrifying ways to lay claim to our young folk. And dumbo-crats, sworn to do his bidding, fall right in line.</p>
<p>One part of Obamascare that they don&#8217;t want y&#8217;all to know about it the sex clinics they wanna set up in government schools.  They don&#8217;t wanna talk about it at all for a couple of different reasons</p>
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<li>They wanna convince your kids that they&#8217;re really homos</li>
<li>They wanna convince your kids that drinking fluoridated water and &#8220;smoothies&#8221; is more &#8220;healthy&#8221; than drinking something good like Coca Cola</li>
<li>They wanna teach your kids about which food is aphrodisiacs (those are foods the force you to have sex after you eat them)</li>
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<p>But most of all, they wanna make it real easy to for your 13 year old daughter to kill her precious pre-born!</p>
<p>Y&#8217;all don&#8217;t believe me? Just take a listen to one of the few smart women in America, Michelle Bachman, expose the liberal plan to have daily abortion field trips to Planned Parenthood&#8230;WITHOUT YOU KNOWING ABOUT IT!</p>
<p>WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMEN AND TELL &#8216;EM TO STOP ABORTION FIELD TRIPS <span style="color: #ff0000;"><em><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>NOW</strong></span></em></span>!!</p>
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		<title>John L. Perry: We need a military uprising to deal with America&#8217;s Obama Problem</title>
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		<dc:creator>jimmygoddard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This insightful article by our guest-blogger John L. Perry is re-printed by kind permission of NewsMax.com, who (apart from WorlNetDaily) are my number one source of un-biased news. Perry, an award winning journalist an political scientist explores the likely outcome of the Obama administration&#8217;s chronic mismanagement. The only thing that can save America from Obama [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This insightful article by our guest-blogger John L. Perry is re-printed by kind permission of NewsMax.com, who (apart from WorlNetDaily) are my number one source of un-biased news. Perry, an award winning journalist an political scientist explores the likely outcome of the Obama administration&#8217;s chronic mismanagement. The only thing that can save America from Obama is a military coup:</p>
<blockquote><p>There is a remote, although gaining, possibility America’s military will intervene as a last resort to resolve the “Obama problem.” Don’t dismiss it as unrealistic. America isn’t the Third World. If a military coup does occur here it will be civilized. That it has never happened doesn’t mean it wont. I would never seek to advocate a military revolt, however let us examine this issue through the eyes of a high-ranking Christ-warrior in the military:</p>
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<li>Officers swear to “support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.” Unlike enlisted personnel, they do not swear to “obey the orders of the president of the United States.&#8221;</li>
<li>Top military officers can see the Constitution they are sworn to defend being trampled as American institutions and enterprises are nationalized.</li>
<li>They can see that Americans are increasingly alarmed that this nation, under President Barack Obama, may not even be recognizable as America by the 2012 election, in which he will surely seek continuation in office.</li>
<li>They can see that the economy — ravaged by deficits, taxes, unemployment, and impending inflation — is financially reliant on foreign lender governments.</li>
<li>They can see this president waging undeclared war on the intelligence community, without whose rigorous and independent functions the armed services are rendered blind in an ever-more hostile world overseas and at home.</li>
<li>They can see the dismantling of defenses against missiles targeted at this nation by avowed enemies, even as America’s troop strength is allowed to sag.</li>
<li>They can see the horror of major warfare erupting simultaneously in two, and possibly three, far-flung theaters before America can react in time.</li>
<li>They can see the nation’s safety and their own military establishments and honor placed in jeopardy as never before.</li>
<li><strong>They can see Obama trying to make Islam into the state religion instead of Christianity as the framers of the constitution intended.</strong></li>
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<p>So, if you are one of those observant military professionals, what do you do? Wait until this president bungles into losing the war in Afghanistan, and Pakistan’s arsenal of nuclear bombs falls into the hands of militant Islam? Wait until Israel is forced to launch air strikes on Iran’s nuclear-bomb plants, and the Middle East explodes, destabilizing or subjugating the Free World?</p>
<p>What happens if the generals Obama sent to win the Afghan war are told by this president (who now says, “I’m not interested in victory”) that they will be denied troops they must have to win? Do they follow orders they cannot carry out, consistent with their oath of duty? Do they resign en masse?</p>
<p>Or do they soldier on, hoping the 2010 congressional elections will reverse the situation? Do they dare gamble the national survival on such political whims?</p>
<p>Anyone who imagines that those thoughts are not weighing heavily on the intellect and conscience of America’s military leadership is lost in a fool’s fog.</p>
<p>Will the day come when patriotic general and flag officers sit down with the president, or with those who control him, and work out the national equivalent of a “family intervention,” with some form of limited, shared responsibility?</p>
<p><strong>Imagine a bloodless coup to restore and defend the Constitution through an interim administration that would do the serious business of governing and defending the nation. Skilled, military-trained, nation-builders would replace accountability-challenged, radical-left commissars. Having bonded with his twin teleprompters, the president would be detailed for ceremonial speech-making. Such people could bring peace and propserity back to America just as the previous President brought it to Iraq.<br />
</strong></p>
<p>Military intervention is what Obama’s exponentially accelerating agenda for “fundamental change” toward a Marxist state is inviting upon America. A coup is not an ideal option, but Obama’s radical ideal is not acceptable or reversible. Unthinkable? Then think up an alternative, non-violent solution to the Obama problem. Just don’t shrug and say, “We can always worry about that later.”.</p>
<p>In the 2008 election, that was the wistful, self-indulgent, indifferent reliance on abnegation of personal responsibility that has sunk the nation into this morass.</p></blockquote>
<p>We at Shelley The Republican fully endorse John L. Perry&#8217;s sensible position on this matter. Like perry we are in no way seeking to encourage military officers to revolt against the tyrany of Obama, however if God should instruct our brave military leaders to rise up and strike down this unholy government which not only hates Jesus and America, but also the very idea of freedom&#8230; in that case we and all true Patriots would not stand in their way.</p>
<p>Yours in Christ,</p>
<p>Jimmy Goddard</p>
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		<dc:creator>Shelley Goodman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When it comes to failed business adventures nobody beats the Liberals. The just keep spitting out one radio &#8220;network&#8221; after another and the all fail.
Now after &#8220;I.E. Radio Network&#8221;, &#8220;Air America&#8221;, &#8220;Nova M. Radio Network&#8221; and &#8220;On Second Thought Radio Network&#8221; there is another network hastely put together by another bunch of pathetic Liberals: The [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src='http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/img.jpg'><br />When it comes to failed business adventures nobody beats the Liberals. The just keep spitting out one radio &#8220;network&#8221; after another and the all fail.</p>
<p>Now after &#8220;I.E. Radio Network&#8221;, &#8220;Air America&#8221;, &#8220;Nova M. Radio Network&#8221; and &#8220;On Second Thought Radio Network&#8221; there is another network hastely put together by another bunch of pathetic Liberals: The &#8220;Head On Radio Network&#8221;* or &#8220;The HORN&#8221;* as they refer to themselves.</p>
<p>Working for &#8220;The HORN&#8221; are such failed radio personalities as Guy James, Bob Kincaid and Eric Goodner (don&#8217;t worry if you don&#8217;t know any of those guys, they all failed in the marketplace of ideas).</p>
<p>The only thing new about the Liberal&#8217;s latest attempt to pollute the American media landscape is that never before has a name so clearly mirrored their sexual perversion.</p>
<p>Think about it: Why would you name a radio network &#8220;HORN&#8221;?</p>
<p>The similarities to certain erected male body part can not be denied. And we all know what is usually done with a horn. You guessed it. You blow it.</p>
<p>Other shocking association come to mind when thinking of horns: Satan&#8217;s horns, horny men and goats. No matter the angle, however you look at it it&#8217;s all bad, it&#8217;s all perverted.</p>
<p>We can not allow this to go on. Please help us stop this liberal menace!</p>
<p>*<br />http://headonradionetwork.com<br />bobkincaid@gmail.com<br />*</p>
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		<title>Time to defend Glen Beck: He did not murder a young girl in 1990</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jimmygoddard</dc:creator>
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It&#8217;s time to defend our friend and fellow patriot from the unwarranted and deceitful attacks perpetrated by liberal enemies of the TRUTH. Supporters of Barrack Hussein Obama are trying to punish Glen Beck simply for asking important questions such as whether the President of the USA is a racist or an illegal immigrant? Glen is [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s time to defend our friend and fellow patriot from the unwarranted and deceitful attacks perpetrated by liberal enemies of the TRUTH. Supporters of Barrack Hussein Obama are trying to punish Glen Beck simply for asking important questions such as whether the President of the USA is a racist or an illegal immigrant? Glen is being harassed simply for asking hard questions that lapdog mainstream media avoid. Anybody who has observed liberals for as long as I have knows that this is absolutely typical behaviour: When a liberal is faced by a a clear argument which he lacks the intellectual capacity to respond to his response is to sneer and attack.</p>
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<blockquote><p>Glen Beck is not a rapist or a murderer, he is a true American patriot.</p></blockquote>
<p>These hate-campaigners have alleged that Glen Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. This preposterous rumour-mongering is backed up by absolutely no evidence at all. Nevertheless, a howling pack of liberal attack-dogs have assembled sites such as <a href="http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/">glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com</a> and <a href="http://www.deathblow.org/">deathblow.com</a> sites which serve no other purpose than to promote this unfounded scandal. I have repeatedly challenged these fools to show their evidence. Trust me, it&#8217;s like talking to a brick wall. They merely respond with innuendo after innuendo. It&#8217;s disgusting. </p>
<p>While it&#8217;s hard to pin down these libtards on even the most basic details of their allegations the essence is that they are accusing Mr. Beck of raping a young woman around the year 1990. His accusers have produced obviously bogus &#8220;police records&#8221;, which are clearly as fake as Obama&#8217;s US birth certificate. Clearly they believe that by fermenting a scandal they can damage the good name of Glen Beck. Furthermore, his tormenters have demanded that Beck refute their silly allegations. I honestly wonder how they expect Mr. Beck to respond to their vague accusations when even his accusers cannot present a shred of credible evidence against this great American patriot. </p>
<p>I&#8217;m sure Mr. Beck agrees with STR that these accusations are so absurd that they require no refutation, however suffice it to say that I have personally known Glen Beck since long before 1990. I know that he is a kind and trustworthy man. He is a committed and prayerful God-Fearing Christian. There&#8217;s absolutely no way he&#8217;d be capable of any kind of rape or murder. </p>
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<blockquote><p>These are just a few of the great American brands who are committed to backing Glen Beck&#8217;s one-man crusade for the truth about Barrack Hussein Obama. These companies will not give in to pressure from the corrupt liberal minority who hate America.</p></blockquote>
<p>The liberal strategy is plainly transparent: They are trying to cut Glen off from the many sponsors who defend his first-amendment rights to criticize the President on prime-time cable.  I predict that this attack will fail: There&#8217;s no way that great American companies like Pfeizer, ADT, HSBC and Liberty Medical will be fooled by this ham-fisted attempt to defame a man whose only crime is to speak common sense to the American people.</p>
<p>Yours in Christ,</p>
<p>Jimmy Goddard</p>
<p><strong>UPDATE</strong>: An urgent prayer alert from Billy Bob Neck. <a href="http://shelleytherepublican.com/2009/09/08/leave-glenn-beck-alone.aspx">Liberals, leave Glenn Beck Alone</a>!</p>
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		<title>Briefly Patriotic &#8211; Barney Frank: Life In Uranus</title>
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		<dc:creator>Billy Bob Neck</dc:creator>
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I just wanna address Mr. Barney “Uranus” Frank for a moment.  I know yer a lie-beral defeaot-crat buttsex-having homo socialist but that ain’t no reason to go and call people names.  I don’t know if you even understand that you got elected to Congress by people like the woman you tried shout down as stupid, [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">I just wanna address Mr. Barney “Uranus” Frank for a moment.  I know yer a lie-beral defeaot-crat buttsex-having homo socialist but that ain’t no reason to go and call people names.  I don’t know if you even understand that you got elected to Congress by people like the woman you tried shout down as stupid, crazy and calling her furniture.  Sir: We ain’t furniture and you can’t have sex with us.  We are flesh and blood human beings made in GOD’s image not in the image of a setee.  That maybe how fat Commie homos in Massachusetts talk to people, but in the rest of the United States Of America that kinda insult and ridicule just don’t cut it and if y’all can’t have a truthful, civil discussion about how you wanna kill grandma, then y’all better look for a new job.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://billybobneck.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/str-bbn-barney-frank-life-in-uranus.mp3">Briefly Patriotic &#8211; Barney Frank: Life In Uranus</a></p>
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