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Hello America, you may have heard about the recent murder on September 14th of American Patriot and STR fund raiser James Pouillon. Jamesy (as we liked to call him around the office here) was handing-out pro-life literature in front of Owosso High School in Michigan when at 7:20am shots rang out and Jamesy was struck dead, a victim of the Obamaunist agenda in a revenge killing for George Tiller. Caught red-handed by police at the scene of the crime was Harlan Drake, a thirty-three-year-old long-time union organizer and ‘equal opportunity’ thug and America-hater. Predictably DemocracyNow! postured that “President Obama and several pro-choice groups condemned the killing.”

Christians Brutally Murdered: In an America turned upside-down by the sick liberal morality of the new Obongo Prezidentzy, this is what happens to Christians and lovers of freedom and democracy: they wind up brutally murdered, and the crime turned into a cover-up to hide the true Obamunist Democratic Party killers.

Since the crime happened at Michigan’s Owosso High School I made it my duty to drive up there in the new fuel-efficient H2 after dropping-off the kids at home-school. I had barely made it to within 4 blocks of the school when a large roadblock plastered with Obama leaflets and Michael Moore photos stopped me, it was manned by heavily-armed goons wearing “Meat Is Murder” and “We Are Change” t-shirts who waved me over to the side of the road. One blonde-haired thug with dreadlocks said to me: “Hey Christian Republican scumbag, what do you think you’re doing here?” That’s when I lost my cool: noone makes fun of America while ol’ Chucks around and hopping out of the hummer I started kicking the crap out of the liberal thugs, the adrenaline taking over me just like back home in Arkansas beating-up the niggers trying to access the voting booths during the last federal election. In the end the homos were too many for me, they punched me repeatedly in the face using the old cop trick of pressing my KJV bible beside my head to hide the punch-marks, all the while laughing and mocking my belief in Jesus and America. Then they forcibly gave me copies of Alex Jones latest film “Fall of the Republic” and a Berky water filter and told me that over 90% of the world’s population would be retroactively aborted and the land and possessions redistributed to card-carrying Democratic Party global elites. They also told me that everyone would pay a massive carbon tax that goes directly to the muslim-backed New World Order global government being setup. After that they tied me up and gave me a cup of warm flouridated tap-water and meatless vegan chilli to eat: that right there is when I knew they planned on killing me. When I told them there was no way they’d get away with this they replied in unison: “Yes We Can”

DaPrez Obongo’s Brownshirts: Pro-Life groups state that there is a massive increase in threats of violence against them since Obongo came to power. Between that and children being legally forced to learn about homosexual deviance in school it’s clear the attack against Christian American values has not only started, it’s only going to get worse.

While I refuse to admit to the sick liberal acts they forced me to perform in order to obtain my freedom, let’s just say that in the end I managed to get away in time to warn Christian’s everywhere of the threat facing us all. Everyone who reads STR needs to know the truth: Obama’s vegan death-squads operating out of the FEMA prison complex are looking to rape and kill Christians and Republicans and anyone else who dares challenge the fat-cat Democrats running America. This is all being done as revenge-killing for George Tiller who was accidentally shot by a pro-Life supporter recently. There is quite a few more facts I now have and will gladly pass on this information, but out of fear for my life and my family I am staying low and away from Arkansas so you should mail me at my attended mailbox: Chuck Roast, P.O. Box #4, Elohim City, OK 74965, United States of America.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

Are these people terrorists?

If you think they are then y’all got another thing coming to you because they ain’t.  But Janet Napolitano thinks they are.  If it was up to her, they’d be locked up in some concentration camp undergoing "re-education" to turn them into the robo-Marxists that run the Obamanation or having some surgical procedure that would make them unable to pro-create in the way that God intended.

Know who else had a plan like that?  Hitler.

Wanna talk about an axis of evil?  If these three ever got together
the world would surely turn into a cesspool of sin, sodomy and
socialism before you could beg the Lord for forgiveness.

I wanna refresh your memory on who these folks really are and why they ain’t terrorists:

George Washington :

This is called a "dollar bill".  It’s American money you buy things with under our CAPITALIST system.  It ain’ t just meaningless paper.  It ain’t scrip you get from working for some government factory making itchy wool socks or transitor radio that break down right after you take them outta the box.  It ain’t a government voucher for moldy cheese and stale bread.  It’s worth somthing. It’s not only worth something, it means something.  It means freedom – freedom to buy anything the Lord doesn’t find sinful.  It means capitalism – the economic system created by the United States of America that is the envy of the world.  It means democracy – the only system of government that allows capitalism to thrive and gives you the freedom to make the money that allows you to buy anything the Lord doesn’t find sinful.

Guess whose picture is on it?  That’s right.  George Washington.  Why is his picture on the dollar bill?  BECAUSE HE AIN’T A TERRORIST.

Mother Theresa

Mother Theresa was a Catholic and Catholics ain’t Christians but she didn’t wanna kill pre-borns and she got leprosy which is enough to make anyone understand that blowing yourself up don’t solve no one’s problems.  Sure, she always wore something on her head but it weren’t a towel and she never bowed toward Mecca and that means that SHE AIN’T A TERRORIST.

Ronald Reagan

Even at the end of his life when he couldn’t go to the bathroom by himself and could only eat pudding, Ronald Reagan slept with a six gun under his pillow just in case the  Commies tried to sneak up on him.  He was that kinda man.  A man who never met a pre-born that he didn’t like.  A man who could sniff out socialism like a splunker lookng for water and twice as accurate.  A man who, even in his last waning years, could tame a wild horse that even the most hardened of cowpunchers feared.  In short – A MAN WHO WAS NOT A TERRORIST.

The Pope

Ok.  I’m gonna fess up and say I ain’t real sure that the Pope isn’t a terrorist.  He’d prolly take a bullet for a pre-born but he wants to see Israel destroyed.  He knows that homos is evil but he wants to destroy capitalism because some polar bear might have to swim a couple of extra feet to find an ice flow to eat the seal he killed.  He says he don’t like Commies but the Vatican’s got the largest collection of pornography in the world.  My daddy always told me that if a man wears a hat you should give him the benefit of the doubt.  So I’m gonna do that.  But I got my eye on you, Mr. Pope.

You

Do you love America?  Do you think that all life is sacred?  Are you willing to risk your life to make the world safe for Democracy, the American language and Jesus?  Do you like having a big plate of pork sausages for breakfast in the morning without some muslim calling you an infidel?  Are you one of the tens of  millions of Americans quietly stockpiling all the guns, ammo and kevlar vests your budget will allow as the Second Amendment mandates we do?  Did you not shed a tear as God righteously gave Tiller the Baby Killer his just desserts and sent him to Hell to incur the wrath of all women whose pre-borns he killed?  Do you think you oughta be able to drive an H2 without some hippie spray painting profanity all over it?  Are you tired of Barak Osama Homo bin Laden spending hundreds of billions of your tax dollars fixing potholes and protecting mosquitos when you could be using that money to buy one of them new flat screen HDTVs that’ll let you watch all the NASCAR races at the same time?  If you answered yes to any of these question then YOU AIN’T A TERRORIST.

But Janet Napolitano thinks you are.

Tell Janet Napolitano to go back to Russia – sign the petition to get her to resign TODAY !

God is Love!
BBN

CNN’s Glenn Beck has once again shown why CNN, aka the Communist News Network, is dropping like a stone in the ratings war against the defenders of information freedom, FOX News. As you probably know, a recent court ruling by the pinkos in the Supreme Court opened the doorway for terrorists and thugs incarcerated fair-and-square in Guantanamo to have access to the court system, just as if they were on US soil. Does anything in Cuba look like it’s a part of the US? No it doesn’t. Mr. Beck shot the standard CNN sniveling salvo at Christian Republican America by making the loony-left wingnut statement about terrorists in Guatanamo that:

Glenn Beck:“We’re going to shoot them all in the head. If we think that they are against us, we’re going to shoot them and kill them, period. Because that’s the only thing we’ve got going for us is we can put them away and get information. If we can’t put them away and they’re going to use our court system, kill them.”

Now you’re probably saying Glenn is talking about hitting hard at terrorists and evil and that we should “shoot them all in the head” and “kill them” is a good thing. The fact is it’s not what Glenn Beck said, it’s what he didn’t say: he didn’t say “and we need to shoot them in the head if they aren’t on US soil”. Nor did he say “even if they are on US soil and the Supreme Court doesn’t like it, whatever the Leader says is what we must do so we need to shoot them in the head”. Glenn didn’t say we need to invade Iran immediately shooting everyone in the head, he didn’t say everyone in the 9/11 Troofer brigade needs to be sent to a FEMA camp for indefinite detention and be shot in the head, he didn’t say nuke the North Koreans or the Cayman Islands or anyone else we feel like followed by shooting them in the head, he didn’t say all those things we really need to get America back on it’s feet. He simply hasn’t gone far enough in our view of shooting people in the head, or the opinion of Christian Republicans across the US-of-A. Glenn Beck is clearly losing his edge.

Glen ‘Hippy Homo’ Beck: When a man becomes this much of a sniveling lefty nutjob, there are no words left to describe him. Glenn Beck has lost all respect from his God-fearing Christian Republican viewers.

While STR would never advocate violence of any kind for any reason, Jesus himself would shoot in the head hippy terrorists dead if given the chance. People want to eat steak but not see any blood. People want to bring peace to the middle-east but don’t want to do all the necessary head shooting, torturing and and killing of araboushim men, women, cows, 911 Troofers, taco-jockeys, union reps, independent media, women’s groups and whatever else gets in the way of the mighty American War Machine of Freedom. Admittedly Mr. Beck does have one thing right: executing terrorists, mexicans and 9/11 troofers without any kind of representation in court might be a step in the right direction, especially if it involves shooting them in the head, but remember it is only just one step, and we need to march this thing for a few more miles before there is total control for our Glorious Leader and the Thousand-Year Republic we all are praying for.

At STR we have one thing to say Mr. Beck: your Lie-beral dumbo-crat homosexual left-wing crazy wingnut views have no home in our Christian Republican America! So you can go back to your job as Pride Queen at the San Francisco parade. Good riddance, Glenn Beck! The Christian Republican right-wing doesn’t need anymore commies like you in our midst!

Always Right

Charles

The Pelosi Premium

If you couldn’t have seen $4/gallon gas coming the moment that Nancy “Mafia Princess” Pelosi got “elected” Speaker of the House then you don’t read the Bible.  I wonder just how much of the money good, hard working Christians pay at the pump goes right into the purse made of the skin of dead pre-borns that Pelosi carries around with her? $2?  $3?  The straight out fact is that gas went up 70% since the dumbo-crats took over Congress.  70%!  That buys a lot of crack, don’t it, “Senator” Obama?  It’s all part of the lie-beral plan to destroy the American economy and set up a Communist dictatorship in the US headed by a murderous, left-handed, gay, negro, crackhed voodoo priest whose name I ain’t gonna mention.

See, by driving up the price of gas, they’re hoping to start what Pelosi calls “the grand and glorious revolution of the proletariat”.  They think the American people are so stupid that they won’t see through their evil plan, blame the Republican party and vote for a  murderous, left-handed, gay, negro, crackhed voodoo priest who’ll then declare himself Supreme Commissar for Life, opening the door for Obama bin Laden to waltz right in and make it illegal to have bacon with your eggs in the morning.

If Homobama gets elected, ham, bacon and sausage will
no longer be allowed on the family breakfast table because
we will be forced to be muslims

Americans ain’t that stupid, though, and when God appoints the new president, gas prices are gonna fall faster than Michelle Obama fell for the line that her “husband” was a heterosexual.

“How’s that gonna happen, Billy Bob,” all the drugged out lie-beral zombies are gonna cry, “Lord Obama says it’s impossible to bring down gas prices and we believe him cuz he’s so handsome!”  Well, he’s lying!  Simple as that!  We got oil lying all over the United States of America, just wanting to be drilled and dug up but the dumbo-crats won’t let us!  They’d rather see Americans suffer and wilt rather than lift a finger to help them  After all, John Kerry don’t give a fig about ordinary Americans.  He justs wants to laugh at their pain!

This is the vision of the American family put forth by the dumbo-crats
for the 2008 election.  You think this is why God created America?

And Americans are suffering under the iron thumb of La Cosa Pelosi

• A family in Texas had to cancel their cable to pay for gasoline
• A family in Maine had to cancel their summer vacation plans just to send their son to Eagle Scout camp in Colorado
• A family of twelve in Oklahoma has to get by on a quarter can of beans per person just to be able to afford to drive their Escalade to get the kids to school.
• A grandmother in Mississippi died because her son couldn’t afford the gas to drive her to the emergency room when she had a stroke.

The number of tragedies wrought by the dumb0-crats numbers into the millions!  And all of it could be avoided if they’d step out of the way and let us get the oil God gave us.  It’s like this spokesman said on Fox News Sunday a couple of weeks ago -

The Creator didn’t leave oil and gas on every plot of land

But he did tell us how to find it and we owe it to both ourselves AND God to use what he gave us.

ANWAR -

Can you find ANWAR?  If it’s so big, then how come you can’t see it?

Now, unless you’re home schooled, you probably don’t know that this is a map of the world.  If you look at the purple part in the upper left hand side – that’s Alaska.  There’s a whole ton of oil in Alaska that the Dumbo-crats wanna tell us we can’t use.  Why?  Because we might kill a couple of snow fleas.  Oh, boo hoo!  Let all the grandmother’s in America die from strokes but please, oh, please save the snow fleas!  Y’all can call me anything you want but I would personally hunt down every gol-darned snow flea in the world to save my grandmother.

Save the snow flea or save Grandma?  The only possible reason to
spend any kind of time thinking about this question is if you’re a drug
addict.

Another reason the commies say we can’t take God’s oil outta there is that it’s so “pristine”.  That’s a bunch of crap because I bet they never been to Alaska since most homos don’t like the cold.  Can you see Barney Frank up there in ANWAR trying to have butt sex with  an Eskimo.  I bet they’d be feasting on his blubber in no time flat!  I might be able to understand not drilling around the Creation Science musem because there’s people there to enjoy it.  But ANWAR?!  No, sir.

There are some lie-berals that say it’ll take 30 years to start getting oil outta ANWAR and it don’t help with the short term solution.  They’re stupid.  If we’d started drilling there 30 years ago we wouldn’t be where we are now!

SHALE AND COAL OIL-

What would you say to 3 trillion barrels of oil?  Think that’d bring down the price of gas?  Lie-berals say no thank you.  This is the only  country in the world where we hold a wake when we find new oild supplies!  Shale oil extraction could solve our gas crisis overnight.  But the dumbo-crats won’t even let you dig a hole in the ground.  “We have to respect Mother Goddess Earth”, they blaspheme.  Let’s just remember that God told us that we held DOMINION over the earth!  The only thing that we ain’t supposed to touch is the forbidden fruit and that dumb broad already messed that one up.  So just like the female of the species always does, Pelosi don’t do what God wants and does do what He don’t want.  We are the Saudi Arabia of coal and shale AND we don’t wear towels on our heads.  That’s a win-win in everybody’s book except the lie-berals.  You see, it don’t advance the revolution.

What’s wrong with digging holes?  Beats me!  I bet that
lie-beral parents don’t even let kids dig in a sandbox now!

OFF SHORE DRILLING -

What do you care about more – having the God-given right to drive around the corner to the store or taking a ride on a dolphin?  That’s one of them questions that you don’t really answer.  It’s more to make the point that defeato-crats are so stupid that they don’t realize that we are part of the environment too! It ain’t the plants and animals that made America the greatest country on earth.  It’s people!  And progress takes energy.  Them Greenpeace terrorists don’t never think about the fact that it takes gas for to drive their boats to stop Americans from having a nice tuna fish sandwich for lunch.  If they was honest then they’d swim.  But they ain’t.  Instead, they wanna let 85% of the oil that that Creator put under the ocean just rot like milk left out on the counter.  Why?  Because they hate America.

If Greenpeace really cared about the environment like they
claim they do, they’d stop using boats to rob Americans of
the gas that belongs to them and swim instead.

So to sum it all up, if you don’t wanna turn this country into a land of commie mulisms sitting around reading the koran by candlelight call your congressman TODAY and tell him that you want every single drop of oil we can get our hands on!

God is Love!
BBN
www. billybobneck.com

This is Stacy Fullerton bringing you this breaking news from downtown Chicago. According to Fox News the Choir Director at Barack Obama’s Church Found Slain.

Donald Young was found unresponsive by police early Sunday. The Cook County medical examiner’s office ruled the death a homicide. An autopsy found the 47-year-old Young suffered multiple gunshot wounds.

Chicago Police spokesman Wayne Frisbie said Tuesday the victim’s roommate returned to the apartment late Saturday and discovered Young shot in the head. The front door to the apartment was closed but unlocked, Frisbie said.

The Reverend Jeremiah Wright Junior said Young was well-loved at Trinity United Church of Christ, where Obama, a Democrat, is a member of the congregation.

Young also taught fourth grade and was planning to attend graduate school to become a school principal, Wright said.

Funeral services for Young are scheduled for Thursday.

What is Obamas involvement in this? According to recent news he is involved in the homosexual community just like the murder victim. We all know that most homosexuals know each other intimately. I think Barrack Hussein needs to answer these crucial questions.

I did some investigation myself and there are strange rumors in Barracks neighborhood. According to unnamed sources there are coming “strange smells” out of Barracks house. Further he is known to buy a lot of air fresheners in all it’s forms. People who know Barrack say that he acts very strange every time somebody gets murdered in the closer vicinity.

There are some serious developments in this unfolding story. You can count on ShelleyTheRepublican.com to keep you informed. We are one of the very few sources that dare to ask the inconvenient questions.

Stay tuned.

Stacy Fullerton

Dear Readers

There are America-haters all around the world. Some of them even live right here, in the good old US of A. Why don?t they just leave? Leave the USA to those who love her? I said it before and I?ll say it again: ?My country, right or wrong! America, love it or leave it?! Go leave us alone, you America-hatin? bastards! We don?t need you! You destroy the great experiment!

One especially disturbing example is Jack Clark, founder of the ?Blast the Right? podcast. He claims to be fair and clear thinking but he actually is hateful and insulting. He claims to be able to teach his listeners to ?kick right-wing butt?. He lost his last remaining shreds of credibility by calling his conservative listeners ?pieces of crap? and regularly refers to Jesus as a liberal, a claim that we debunked on several occasions here on ShelleyTheRepublican.com. As absurd as he sounds, even more absurd is that some people actually believe his filthy lies.

According to unnamed sources Jack is a known criminal in his home district. In 1985 he was charged with assault on a conservative grandmother picketing an abortion clinic during the time when his girlfriend killed their unborn child.

We urge all our readers to confront Jack (contact via his website) and let him know that you don?t appreciate his America-bashing, pro-terrorist activity. We need to get behind the leader in order to win the war on terror. I have no idea why this is so hard to understand for liberals. I guess the final conclusion can only be that liberals want America to lose. They want the terrorists to invade and rule America.

God bless you for taking action.
Shelley N. Goodman, ShelleyPAC

Blast the Right podcast #16: Absurd beyond belief!
http://www.therationalradical.com/audio/16-jesusrightwingoreillyhide.mp3

One of the easiest and most dangerous things in the world is not to pay attention.? One day you fail to notice that your hair is getting a little shaggy.? Because of that, people you’d otherwise not give the time of day to start approaching you and asking you directions since you look “kinda like them”.? Bit by bit and day by day your hair gets longer and dirtier and you stop bathing twice a day until your morals become just as filthy and foul as your external appearance and smell.?

And why?

Because you didn’t pay attention.

I’m here to tell you that’s what happening now right here in America.? We been trying and trying to warn y’all but you just won’t listen because you’re not paying attention.

For the past coupla weeks, we pointed out two of the most dangerous threats to the United States – Murderous Chinks and bicycles.? We presented no-nonsense facts and truth and still y’all just refused to take a bath or cut your hair.

I only pray that God and this video is gonna take the scales away from your eyes.

While driving to witness?last?Friday,?I had to go through Harvard Sq. and the most horrible sight appeared like a demon in front of me – thousands of bicycles taking up every square inch of the road where the cars belong! Fortunately, God blessed me with a video phone and I’m able to give y’all a sample of what life’s gonna be like if we don’t deal with the Chinese real soon!

Pay attention!!

There’s been a real “buzz” about Ubuntu. The ‘techie’ magazines and the nerds who read them have been talking about it like they’d just seen Laura Croft naked. An ‘Ubuntu’, in case you’re normal and haven’t heard, is a form of “operating system”, and the such is it’s popularity that “ubuntu” is now one of the Top 20 searched terms according to the Googler, right up there with ‘sodomy’, ‘Britney Spears” and fat America-hater ‘michael moore’.

Clearly this Ubuntu must be pretty vile!

Further investigation shows that the Ubuntu is an especially hateful form of what computer expert Steve Balmer called “The Linux virus”. Foruntately the claims made by the Ubuntu company somewhat over-blow their potential to take-over the world. For example, Ubuntu is based on the outmoded “Debian” Linux distribution which is notoriously difficult to install. Most users who have attempted to install the product have given up in frustration. Those are the lucky ones: Once it is on a PC it is almost impossible to remove. According to a Department of Defence study, the only way to fully eliminate it is to remove and physically destroy your computer’s hard disk.

Research shows Ubuntu is originally from South Africa and was created by a Mark Shuttleworth, a former entrepreneur who made a bazillion dollars through a thing called Capitalism. Having made his money, Mark has decided that nobody else should get rich, and that is why he’s set about de-stabilizing our economy with his Linux software. Because Mark is a born-again commie (the worst kind) he gives Ubuntu away for free to everyone: free, free, free! But don’t ask Mark for any money, he won’t give you any of that. He will only give you a stupid Ubuntu disk. The money he keeps!

This poor creature is being tortured by the Ubuntu testing team: They want to know if it will have the same harmful effect on beasts as it does on humans. The answer: Yes

Ubuntu (from the Swahili term meaning ‘We will rape your children’) is the very opposite of Redmond, WA’s awesome Vista Home Server operating systems. For example, Vista includes powerful blogging tools such as notepad.exe, which I sued to write this article. Last time I checked, Linix contained no equivalent of this versatile tool. While Vista is a slick, professional and scalable OS, Ubuntu is only kept ‘free’ by the judicious use of cheap, South African labor, often using intimidation, threats, and even outright violence to keep workers in line, slavishly marching towards the Ubuntu Management team’s brutal deadlines.

Employee relations have never been worse at Ubuntu Co. Would you want to use software developed under conditions like this? Those of us who wish to make a moral stand should reject this criminal software.

When Ubuntu has so little going for it, it should come as no surprise that the sales team will stop at nothing to excessively hype and lie about the Ubuntu product to get it into your kids’ hands. Just look at the latest marketing campaign: it’s nothing but mixed-race pornography! That the previous advertising campaign had nothing but filthy black Rap music and swear-words should come as no surprise. What next, Ubuntu on pink CDs? Ubuntu with an arabic ‘halal’ symbol?

A recent advertising campaign for Ubuntu Linux: This explicitly sexual message is as much an advert for inter-racial fornication as it is for a computer program. Would Microsoft have considered this acceptable? Surely not.

As I have previously mentioned, the installation routine is a joke: The preferred method of installation is via CD, which is ironic given that Ubuntu do not physically distribute CDs themselves, relying on a network of pirats, criminal hackers and scofflaws called “bittorrent” to do their dirty work for them. Obtaining the CD “image file”, requires the user to descend into a cess-pit of piracy sites where these disk-images are offered alongside explicit pornography and instruction manuals for manufacturing WMDs. By comparison, Microsoft’s excellent Vista is shipped on reliable CDs in an attractive plastic box, or more usually pre-installed on your Vista ready computer. Now tell me, which company has the most sensible distribution model?

Having installed the files, the Ubuntards had saved the worst for last: It’s network installation was preposterous, requiring me to input all manner of numbers called “IP Addresses”. These are silly dotted numbers like 10.1.1.256.432. Why should any of this be required to use the Internet? Once again, Microsoft has the right idea – they include all the numbers you need on the installation CD.

Ubuntu’s text-based login-screen seems woefully inadequate compared to the gleaming sophistication of Vista Home Server. This is perhaps the main reason why Ubuntu is not yet ready for the desktop.

What level of technical support do you expect for this “free” product? The Ubuntu network operations center, the technical nerve-center of the Ubuntu support team, is just a phone queue to nowhere. Ubuntu (from the Mandinga tribal language meaning ‘We will violate your hot blonde cheerleaders’) even dares to suggest this “cost saving” of having no tech support is being passed on to you!

An actual photo of the Ubuntu help-desk. Notice that there is no real person working there. If you get stuck with Ubuntu then you are on your own. Windows on the other hand provides a collection of attractive animation characters including the popular “Clippy” who can troubleshoot any kind of problem without making a call.

You really need to ask yourself some fundamental things about Ubuntu: if it’s so free, why does it cost so much time and effort to install? Ubuntu is made by afro-hippy communists who work under slave labor conditions. And being from South Africa they would love nothing more then to undermine America, because they are jealous of the freedoms people have here. Freedom is never free, and neither is this horrible Ubuntu OS!

America is a great land, filled with wide open pastures, where cattle graze endless pasture and majestic eagles soar. Here you can enjoy the incredible benefits brought about by living in the greatest land ever known to mankind. You can eat tasty cheeseburgers, and thanks to hard-working American innovators, you can buy all the cheeseburgers you can eat for under ten dollars. I do not think the South-Africans would be so jealous if they had all the great things we take for granted.

Entrepreneurship and hard work are what made America what it is today. Just look at Bill Gates! Don’t let Ubuntu talk you into this nonsense about things being free, the best thing for everyone is business competition. That’s just back-door communism. Once your computer software becomes free what next? Free health care? Free bourbon for the unemployed? Free money? Lets not get onto the slippery slope of hand-out dependancy.

I’ve got an idea: Ubuntu (from the Soweto township slang meaning ‘Your white women say they don’t…. but they do’) should be used as an insult such as: ‘kick him in the ubuntu’ or ‘what a stupid ubuntu you dumb ubuntu’ or ‘if you ever come back here I will ubuntu your ubuntu… ubuntu’. Only when people revile the word Ubuntu, will people finally understand the danger it poses.

Ubuntu? Ubuntu to you!

Always Right
Charles ‘Chuck’ Roast

Y’all are gonna wanna sit down for this.? We publish a lot of hard-hitting, well-researched and factually accurate articles on www.shelleytherepublican.com and our motto is always “change don’t come through fear”.? I think Mrs. Goodman will forgive me if I say we all get a little sick of hearing her say, “yes, but is this too sensational?” during our editorials meetings.? That’s just one of the hazards of working with girls outside of the once-a-month “visitor” that never fails to throw a wrench into the works…or through the window so we can get some ventilation!? I’m just joking!? It’s gotten a lot better.

I ain’t got no clue what negro entertainers got to do
with a woman’s God-given reproductive cycle but you
can be it was a lie-beral that gave it that name!

Anyway, I ain’t sure it’s ever been said outright but STR has a policy of not eating Chinese food.? If we’re spend a late night working at Mrs. Goodman’s house and the “visitor” has her in the kinda state where she ain’t gonna be cooking for us we order out good American food like hamburgers or pizza.? We like our pets too much to wanna wind up eating them because some godless commie thinks it’s a funny joke.

That don’t mean that I ain’t sit in a Chinese restaurant.? Sometimes, even though I explain the thing about eating pets and all, some Jew lawyer insists that we go to a Chink place.? Just walking through the door and seeing that statue of a poor little kitty cat that’s probably halfway through the digestion process turns my stomach.? (A friend of mine in the Promise Keepers told me the meaning behind the raised paw thing, too.? If the right paw is up they just caught the dog or cat.? If the left paw is up, it’s been frozen.)? When that happens,?though,?I usually tell them I’ll meet them there and stop by a 7/11 for a couple of cheese dogs and then say I ain’t hungry.? One more tip – don’t drink the water.? It’s usually got extra fluoride in it.

Y’all tell me that this don’t beat the holy heck out of some
little piece of raw cat rolled up in tofo with seaweed?

Yesterday, I wound up having to go to one of them places by the Air Force base.? It took me a little extra time to find it because, as I found out, there were a ton of Chink places all around the base.? I thought that was kinda odd but I didn’t think nothing of it until about mid-way through the meal.? A buncha officers from the base showed up and sat down around a big round table.? When they entered, we all stood up and applauded.? They was laughing and ordering beers (and why anybody’d wanna drink Chinese beer is beyond me) and having a good old time.?

We started talking about our?bidness and I mentioned in passing about how many?Coolie joints?there were around there.??One of the lawyers who defends soldiers against trumped?prisoner “abuse” charges said he noticed that a lot of bases got Rail Hopper joints around them.?

Chinks are sometimes called “rail hoppers” because when they
were supposed to be working on the railroad, they would pretend
to hit each other’s feet and “hop” up and down screaming in “pain”.
This was the start of Chinese disrepect for America.

After awhile this little dog-muncher girl come up to the soldiers and said “you ready order eat, GI Joe?”.? I gotta say that they was talking a little too loud about a project they was working on.? It made me a little uncomfortable but I ain’t one to judge people.? But I didn’t like the way that tiny, slant-eyed girl kinda smiled at them when she left the table.? She walked over to the register and I kept my eye on her and I’m glad I did, too, cuz she leaned over and I heard her say, plain as day, “one ton” and then she winked.

ONE TON.

It all clicked!? This lil commie shuffle-puck wasn’t trying to fade into the background, she was trying to eavesdrop on our troops!!? She was gathering intelligence on our?weapons program?for her commie masters back in China!??The whole reason for that restaurant was to get our top boys drunk, throw ‘em in bed with a Chinese whore, drug ‘em with truth syrup and then suck out every?secret the United States Military owns a patent to!? And, it turns out, that ain’t the only?pet abortuary doing it!?? And it ain’t only in my town.? It’s in dang near every American town with a military base!

The yellow, commie bastard chinks are using their restaurants as fronts for espionage!!

“Ah so, I see you ha’ kung poa chicken and pran for surface
to air missle..not fo’ rong, doe”

Y’all go ahead and mock, but before you do, look at the facts.? I took six of my favorite military bases and did a search to find out how many Maoist restaurants were close to it and which was the closest.? Then I checked to see where the closest McDonald’s was.? In every single case, the Chinks beat out McDonald’s by building one of their spy fronts closer to base than a safe, all-American restaurant like McDonalds.

This chart clearly shows the danger America faces from pet abortuary
restaurants like Wok-In.? In every single case a soldier has to drive farther
to eat decent, God-blessed American food that will not lose the
War on Terror.

I’m pretty sure that ain’t the end of it.? I heard rumors that they got these jaundy boy coyotes that smuggle bug eaters from the mainland specifically to staff these treacherous restaurants of death and deception.? They keep up a steady flow of ‘em and make blend in by changing their name to Brittany or?Jeff and teaching them how to say “America nummer one ok GI Joe” and “Gah bress USA Jor Boosh” all the while they’re listening in on your conversations and keeping detailed notes.? Don’t believe me?? Why else are they always trying to fill your water glass??? So they can stay close to the table and not miss one single syllable of conversation.? Why are they so good at math?? So they can do the complex calculations in their head when they hear some of our top military contractors talking about cutting edge missile technology.

It’s about time that we told them we told them squints sayonara.? Here’s an idea get ‘em hitched to a Mexican then deport ‘em both!? It’s a two-fer!

God is Love!
BBN

Friends,

A common criticism of ID made by neo-darwinist liars is that our science of Intelligent Design brings no benefits. They claim that ID is useless because it has no practical applications. How wrong they are. More than any other science, I predict that advances in ID biology will yield important discoveries in medicine and soon people will forget entirely about the discredited theory of Evolution. The topic of today’s article is only the “tip of the iceberg” compared to what the ID approach has to offer.

Some recent presentations on the “ID the Future Podcast” by the Discovery Institute’s Luskin-award winning Casey Luskin and Senior Fellow Michael Behe have corrected some common liberal misconceptions about neo-darwinist evolution, these misconceptions have enormous medical impact.

When you visit a doctor with a cold, why is it that he may be reluctant to prescribe a life-saving antibiotic? Could it be because your doctor has fallen for a neo-darwinist lie?

In a nutshell, these podcasts explain that doctors have mis-understood the concept of antibiotic resistance, mainly because they have applied a flawed materialistic, evolutionary world-view to this problem. Doctors often restrict the prescription of anti-biotics because they fear that antibiotic-resistant strains of bacteria will evolve, thus creating super-bacteria, which they incorrectly believe might be very deadly diseases. Antibiotic resistant bacterial infections are often cited as evidence for the power of neo-darwinian evolutionary theory. But is it?

What they failed to notice was that each time a bacteria becomes immune to an antibiotic, it usually becomes dramatically weakened and less able to survive in other respects. Antibiotic is like a poision for bacteria. If you took repeated doeses of poison would it make you stronger? Of course, not and the evolutionist’s view makes as much sense as drinking poison to stay healthy!

See “Is Antibiotic Resistance Evidence for Darwinian Evolution?”:
http://intelligentdesign.podomatic.com/entry/2007-06-15T12_37_45-07_00

Evolutionist doctors believe that antibiotic resistance is a bad thing because in their world-view, the thing they fear the most is a strain of bacteria which is resistant to multiple forms of antibiotic; however what they have failed to comprehend is that such a bacterial strain would have been so weakened by evolution as to become hardly a danger to mankind.

Why should eliteist liberal doctors who perform abortions get to decide who receives antibiotics? These drugs are a gift from God to help us fight the Devil’s plague. The Bible commands us to use all weapons at our disposal to fight the enemy.

Why has this knowledge been suppressed? I believe that elitist liberal doctors who have an interest in controlling our access to medication do not want us to know how easy it would be to eliminate all bacterial disease. They keep the antibiotics for themselves, and their liberal friends in order to kill-off hard-working Christians and their families. There is a simple solution to this problem, and it’s a perfectly conservative proposal that would make any Reagan conservative smile:

How would President Reagan have solved this problem: Simple – he’d trust a free, unregulated market economy to distribute antibiotics to anybody who through hard-work and diligence can afford them. Why should Americans be forced to tolerate government hand-outs for these drugs? A free market economy in which the drug-companies have direct access to customers is the only fair way to sell these products.

We simply need to de-regulate the market for antibiotics, so that anybody can buy what they need. Why should we care if the bacteria will become “antibiotic resistant”. As Michael Behe explains in this podcast, a resistant bacteria has been weakened and is therefore unable to cause infection.

“An Interview with Michael Behe author of The Edge of Evolution”
http://intelligentdesign.podomatic.com/entry/2007-06-13T14_11_59-07_00

Doctors have misunderstood the nature of evolution. Mislead by neo-darwinist lies they have imagined that evolution is a creative, intelligent force that can somehow make bacteria more deadly. As Behe explains, Evolution is nothing to be afraid of, and can only practically weaken a strain of bacteria to the point where it is no longer a threat to mankind.

That’s the kind of practical important results that come from a study of ID – now why is it that Evolutionists are still in denial?

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

The democ-rat congress approved an increase of the “Minimum Wage”-law. When will these democ-rat idiots ever learn? Every child knows that you should not interfere with a fragile system as capitalism, because it regulates itself. Capitalism is a system that was invented to regulate itself. Just like the prices of stocks are determined by supply and demand it should also happen on the job market. It does not make any sense to make laws that say that General Motors stock has to be bought and sold for a certain price, now does it? Labor is a resource like any other. So why artificially regulate the value of labor? If somebody wants to work for $1 an hour, let him! A huge number of workers working for $1 an hour would bring masses of new business and companies to America what would again drive the prices up, because there is a larger demand for workers! That is how the system works! Without those ridiculous minimum wage laws we would not have to export all our good jobs to China in the first place!

I personally have never worked for less than $25 an hour. If a company was not willing to pay what I want, I didn’t take the job. There are many good companies that are willing to pay what I want because they value a job well done!

You might ask yourself: “Why are democ-rats so eager to destroy our economy by implementing artificial prices for labor?” My answer is that liberals want to weaken America in order to force their sick liberal agenda on Americans. Don’t let them do it.

Thanks for readin’,
Shelley

Dear Readers,

we at STR have warned you several times about the Chinese, now this report surfaced: The Chinese eat human fetuses.

The one child per family rule in China makes it extremely easy to get a hold of aborted fetuses. You basically just have to go to a hospital and ask for them.

Some liberals defend this disgusting practice. They justify these horrible acts as part of the Chinese culture and we would have no right to judge them.

A Chinamen is eating a baby. Don’t support this kind of abomination! Boycott China wherever you can!

The so called Pro-Choice advocates say the following:

• If the babies are being aborted anyway, why not put them to good use, to better human life and to give treatment to others who need it? (correlation: embryonic stem cell justification)
• The fetus is not a person.
• The fetus has no rights.
• Why put the rights of a fetus above an adult who could use the nutrients from the baby to live a longer and more healthy life and thus be benefited from it?
• The fetus has no soul, therefore eating it is the same as eating an animal.
• You just care about a fetus more than you care about people’s health.
• You hate people, and you love fetuses.
• If you’re opposed to eating fetuses, don’t eat one. Eating fetuses is a personal choice that each person should have the choice to make.
• You don’t support fetuses being eaten but you support capital punishment. You’re a hypocrite.

Some animal rights advocates even go so far as to applaud this form of cannibalism because less animals would be slaughtered.

Few very disturbed liberals even propose eating death humans as a way of preserve the nutritional value. I don’t know if this site is serious or just some sick liberal joke. Either way it proves that liberals are sick! They need to be taken care of!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley Goodman

Another enemy of America and another fool who insulted our Great Nation is tonite burning in hell! Isn’t that great! One less commie bastard!

Click on the fair and balanced news source for more details.

May God Bless and keep you all,

Sam Johnston