God’s Hitlist
At Shelley the Republican, we don’t believe in Censorship. God gave us Free Will to make our own choices no matter how vile, disgusting, horrible and venal they might be. God does not make our decisions for us, but His expectations are abundantly clear and well documented in His bestselling book – The Bible. Any questions as to your behavior and conduct in your time on Earth find quick answers there. Should I have gay sex? No. Should I take the Lord?s name in vain? No. Should I vote Republican? Generally, yes, since they are the only party that believes in God and God’s word.
Life in the 21st century speeds along faster than Hillary Clinton will wind up in Hell. We sometimes need reminders of the good and the bad in life. So as a service to our readers, here is a list of topics, phrases and persons that should be considered a one way ticket to Hell with no hope of redemption.
God Bless You,
Shelley Goodman
=============Enemies of the homeland
God’s people hitlist: God wants them dead because they harm America!
- Barack “The Muslim” Obama
(aka “Homobama”, “Barack Osama”, “Husein the Terrorist”) - Tristan Shuddery (He died due to auto-erotic asphyxiation in Room 66 of the Motel 6 in El Reno, Oklahoma on March, 15 2007. He was found the next day by the housekeeper. He was our friend and and part of the STR writer crew but he turned against God. He died and God won!)
- Cory Doctorow ( Pro-hacker liberal, runs a satanic blog called “Boing” )
- Scott McClellan
- Richard Dawkins
- Alex ‘The Snake Oil Salesman’ Jones
- Mike Malloy
- Michael Moore
- Aaron Russo (God won – died of cancer!)
- Hillary Clinton
- Bill Clinton
- Chelsea Clinton
- Cindy Sheehan (Has publicly repented from her sins – God won!)
- Al Gore
- Al Franken
- Barrack Osama
- John Murtha (God Won)
- Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA)
- Charly & Martin Sheen
- Jeff Farias
- Air America Radio (God Won)
- Rick Warren
- Joel Osteen
- Dan Rather
- Sam Harris
- Boris Yeltsin (God Won)
- Cho Seung-Hui (God Won)
- Saddam Hussein (God Won)
- Kurt Vonnegut (God Won)
- George ?Greasy Greek? Soros
- Chuck Hegel
- Sheryl GAY Stolberg
- Ryan Lawson
- Casper the Godless Pornographer
- Charles Darwin (God Won)
- Hemant Mehta a.k.a. The Friendly Atheist
- Americans United for Separation of Church and State
- Max Keiser
- Marcel Marceau (God Won)
- Jack Clark, the ?Rational Radical?
- Nancy “Mafia Princess” Pelosi
- Harry “Polygamy” Reid
- James Cameron
- Mitt “Mor(m)on” Romney
- Rudy “Cross-dressing Baby-Killer” Giuliani
- Robert P. Shay Jr.
- Alan Colmes
- Ron Paul
- James Randi
- Alice Sheppard (a.k.a. @PenguinGalaxy)
- Sam Seder
=============Wrong Choices
God’s lifestyle choices hitlist : God hates people that belong to one of the groups below because they harm America!
- Gays
- Liberals
- Abortionists
- Animal Rights People
- Environmentalists
- Muzlims
- Vegetarians/Vegans
- Pedophiles
- “Global Warming/Cooling” Believers
- Linux users
- “Purpose Driven” churches
- Mormons
- Germans
- Government school teachers
- The anti-smoking lobby
- College Professors
- Poets
- Hybrid Cars
=============Harmful groups and parties
God’s groups and parties hitlist : God hates people that are member or support the groups and parties below because they harm America!
- Democrat Party
- Hezbollah
- Hamas
- UCLA
=============Harmful phrases
God’s phrases hitlist : God hates people that use or believe the words and phrases below because they harm America!
- Affirmative Action
- “Jesus was a liberal”
- “Make love not war”
- “Universal Health care”
- “Feminism”
- “Gay/Straight Coalition”
- “True for you”
- “Phased withdrawal”
- “No Presidential immunity”
- Euro-Dollar
- “Guest Worker”
- controversy
- Moral Relativism
=============Harmful bands
God’s music hitlist : God hates people that listen to the bands below because they harm America!
- Neil Young
- Slipknot
- Madonna
- Red Hot Chilly Peppers
- Bono
- Patti Smith
- Bob Dylan
- Little Richard
- The The
- David Rovics
- All hip-hop and other musical forms that promote and encourage degraded, drug-addicted and murderous black culture
- Any and All American Idols
- Friends, Family and Fans of Any and All American Idols
- The Dixie Chicks
- Linda Rondstadt
- Ravi Shankar
- Fish
- Bruce Springsteen
- Doris Day
- Richard Zimmerman
- Sheryl Cow
- James McMurtry
=============Other Things And People That Make God Angry
- Johnny Hart (God won)
- Rutger’s Women’s Basketball Team
- Str-Reader “NoDeca”
- Str-Reader “Mean”
- Str-Reader “True Christian”
- Str-Reader “German Gothboy”
- Str-Reader “Danny Dito”
- Str-Reader “Sarah “The Gutter Slut” Karter”
- Str-Reader “Proud German”
- Str-Reader “Hester’s Pearl”
- Str-Reader “Wraith”
- Str-Reader “link48010″
- Str-Reader “Salokin”
Str-Reader “Sean ‘The Commie’ Ryan”(He turned to God)- STR-Reader “Random Aussie/New Zealander”
- Str-Reader “Mr. Satan” (God won – STR converted him to a good Christian!)
- Anyone who has ever appeared in, listened to, rented or bought in any form the “musical” Rent
- Starbucks
- Livejournal
Hell’s Library – Books That Will Make You Burn
- The Unholy Curan (Book of Hate)
- Harry Potter
- The Origins of Species
- The Chronicles of Narnia
- The God Delusion
- Letter To A Christian Nation
- Slaughterhouse Five
- Huckleberry Finn
- I’m Ok, You’re Ok
- Heather Has Two Mommies
- Mine Camp
- The Communist Manifesto
I takes a looooooong time to get on the hitlist, took me about 6 months of STR bashing to get my spot, just keep doing what you’re doing here and you’ll get on it.
haha darth that was just down right hysterical i laughed so hard and so loud that it brought tears to my eyes lmfao.XD
So I’m sitting here, reading The DaVinci Code, drinking moonshine, and throwing darts at a wounded cat. Then I noticed none of those things are on the list! Heaven, here I come!
Why does my name have a ? after it, hmm must be a typo.
?¢‚Ǩ?ìSean ?¢‚ǨÀúThe Commie?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ Ryan?¢‚Ǩ¬ù only has 17 friends, hehe, you pretty much have to be a jerk to everyone and attack and cuss at people to keep it that low. You join Myspace and and it’s a giving you get almost 100 friends of just spammers. Hehe, even spammers don’t want to be friends with an STR convert. :P
Hey my fellow STR bashers, i hope you are all well ?
Where in the world do you guys live?
/True Christian
@ Darth.
Nope, i don?Ǭ¥t mind you calling me T.C… As long as you don?Ǭ¥t call me Republican i don?Ǭ¥t mind… i wouldn?Ǭ¥t wan?Ǭ¥t you to use foul language :o)
A writer you say, what kind of writing do you do?
“Hey my fellow STR bashers, i hope you are all well ?
Where in the world do you guys live?”
Used to live in Wellington, New Zealand, but now I live in Darwin, Australia
“Hey my fellow STR bashers, i hope you are all well ?
Where in the world do you guys live?”
Used to live in Wellington, New Zealand, but now I live in Darwin, Australia. Currently a student in year 10.
@True Christian
I’m doing well, thank you.
I live in Colorado US. I plan on moving to Japan to go to Kyoto U in a few years.
How the hell do I make my own ava, I’m registered at Word Press but I know not how to add the image, and I have one I really want to use.
Something that I think STR should do is make a ‘hells gamestack- games that will make you go to hell’
Just some random shit I just wanted to put out there.
?¢‚Ǩ?ìHey my fellow STR bashers, i hope you are all well ?
Where in the world do you guys live??¢‚Ǩ¬ù
Sydney, Australia – and i’m a writer too :) Write for a national construction mag and do some media monitoring (reading articles and doing some analysis) in my last year of a BA, doing a Masters next year…
Is that true Darth? Cause that would be frigging awesome…
even spammers don’t want to be friends with a STR convert.
omfg that’s the most hilairious damn thing i have ever read and is probably about the truth of it. XD
My goodness, whoever it is that wrote this, you are one of the most sick, nasty, hateful people I have ever seen. Just knowing you are alive and are allowed to spread your bile is enough to make me sick to my stomach. I hope someday you see the error of your ways and repent for your evil, spiteful nature, maybe you will be forgiven.
So, how many more posts do I need to do before I get on the list?
Yes We Can
Obama ‘08
I am a vegetarian
I am liberal
I have read many of those books
I listen to punk music
I use those phrases
I am one of few Americans who still believes Nancy Pelosi is doing the best she can
I know that STR is a joke
I am a patriot
I am Jewish
I believe Bush is the worst president we’ve had (followed closely by Reagan)
I wouldn’t vote for McCain if Jesus came down and asked me to
Oh, and we agree on two things: I despise Clinton, and I don’t believe in gun control.
Now can I be on the hit-list?
Shelly, please remove notion that you are a republican from this website. I find it offensive that anyone as brainless as yourself is a member of my chosen political party. And the idea that you share the same religion as me upsets me to no end. There are so many “points” made on this page alone that show that you have no idea what you are talking about. If you really want to preach the word of God to people, please consult some form of religious institution to ensure that you actually have some facts straight.
You are definitely not God, and you are definitely not a saint, so please don’t try and tell people what HE dislikes. Furthermore, I do not even believe that you are even Christian. Your beliefs and views are so skewed that I wonder if you even stop to think about how Jesus would think of your actions.
By the way, I am part German, and I would like know how you believe that I am harming America.
You fail at life.
Maybe
@Darth yeah but i got a great sense of humor and love reading yours and other’s comments. i can’t help it i just love humor haha.
and not to mention it beats being depressed darth lol.XD
and god damn excuse me for having a sense of humor sheesh.:(
Just curious, who do y’all support in 08 (I don’t think you’ll have to ask me)
Obama ‘08
I’ve run out of tag-lines
@ PATRIOTIC LIBERAL | April 1, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Yep, Obama for sure
that’s ok darth.
Ron Paul myself, he maybe a Republican but he isn’t a neo-con and he is a libertarian so that scores points for me.
wow, you’re ignorant. lol
He united generations in joy and has taken a firm stance on the green agenda.
Kermit ‘08
haha Steephen McWesterson kermit 08 that’s really good.
dalai llama 08
and for that matter STR why the fuck do you bono on a list called harmful bands bono has done alot of good things for people what the fuck is up with that? douche bags
“douche bags”
Shower bags?
“bono on a list called harmful bands bono has done alot of good things for people”
He has an excellent voice on top of it all. They just hate him and U2 because their foreign.
you are so right link not only that but STR is jealous over the fact that bono is a hot piece of irish ass lol and he truly does have a good voice.
haha shower bags i like that lol
and STR i truly would like to kick your ass for putting a living legend such as bono on that retarded harmful bands like you repubtards.
Douche means shower in French……
While we’re talking about bands, I just noticed the BIGGEST HOLE in “Harmful Bands”…
Where in the hell is SLAYER?!
RAINING BLOOOOOD!!!!!!!
haha omfg Random Aussie/New Zealander i’ve been wondering the same thing for a long time haha. seeing that they talk shit about slayer haha XD.
oh ok link i still like it though lol. :)
i could name at least 10 or 20 metal bands off the top of my head but aw hell it’s fun wailing on you cause the only metal band you talk shit about is slayer and i’m sure if slayer could read half the shit you say about them and other metal bands they would laugh their asses off at ya STR.
“i could name at least 10 or 20 metal bands off the top of my head but aw hell…”
Same here, but it’s just out of all the bands they didn’t mention, it had to be the most anti religious band (and the best metal band) there ever will be.
Now for more screaming Slayer song titles…
ANGEL OF DEATH!
DISCIPLE!
WAR ENSEMBLE!
CULT!
DEAD SKIN MASK!
that is the god’s honest truth Random Aussie.
this is a bunch of bullshit
about Slayer, let us not forget Christ Illusion and God Hates Us All.
I’m a Christian, and this is a bunch of bullshit. It actually offends me that people as retarded as the site creator are a member of the same religion as me.
1.Avenged Sevenfold (and i’m being a smartass with this first band cause i’m a huge fan of avenged sevenfold)
2.Venom
3.Black label Society
4.Lamb of God
5.My Chemical Romance
6.Black Dhalia Murder
7.God Forbid
8.Trivium
9.Megadeth
10.Judas Priest
11.Pantera
12.Godsmack
13.System of a Down
14.Cradle Of Filth
15.Cannibal Corpse
16.Lamb of God
17.Bullet For My Valentine
18.Coheed And Cambria
19.Himsa
20.Hatebreed
damn darth you posted a favorite rock band of mine black sabbath i love black sabbath :D
hey STR am i going to hell cause i listen to black sabbath rofl. XD
21. CKY
22. Anthrax
23. Priestess
24. Disturbed
25. Marilyn Manson
26. Airbourne
27. Killswitch Engage
28. H.I.M
29. Iron Maiden
30. In Flames
31. Ozzy Osbourne
32. Alice in Chains
nice list Random Aussie/New Zealander
“nice list Random Aussie/New Zealander”
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“Str,kinda fucked it up,though.
It looks like you got a broken pinky.”
OW! SHIT THAT HURTS!
rofl Random Aussie/New Zealander you might want to have a doctor take a look at that lol.
Darth are you spamming god’s hitlist again rofl. haha keep up the good work.XD
@Sara Carter and Random Aussie/ New Zealander
More to add to the list.
Rammstein (fav XD)
MegaHerz
StahlHammer (Second Place for the Brick in the Wall cover)
Adema
Pink Floyd (can’t forget the classic stuff)
Captain Beyond
Bad Company
Def Tones
Led Zep
Korn
Emigrate
Lunatic Calm
Marilyn Manson
Evanescence
Fuel
Drist
KillSwitch Engage
Motor Head
PropellerHeads
Rage Against the Machine
AudioSlave
Hive
Infectious Grooves
Ministry
Therapy
The Prodigy
Sum 41 (Canuks)
Older LostProphets stuff
Powerman 5000
Rob Zombie
Three Days Grace
The list goes on and on…. (can you tell what kind of music I like :P).
Let’s actually fade from Heavy Rock, how about Pop:
t.A.T.u (they may or may not be lesbians, but they’ve kissed many times)
DJ Satome (cause by STR standards all Asians are evil)
Aiko Kayou
Kelly Osbourne (daughter of the Prince of evil :P)
Kenta Nagata
Hijime Wakai
Toru Minegishi
Khira Li
Kurbayashi Manami
Motoi Sakuraba
Sanae Kobayashi
Seal (He is African American, so he must be “evil” and do drugs while listening to Rap XD)
Simon and Garfunkel (their against the Iraq war so they “hate America”)
My Zune list keeps going O_o but my fingers are tired now.
@Link now that is a very big list and motorhead is one of my fave metal bands.XD nice list by the way.:D
and don’t forget these groups
1.New Kids On The Block
2.Backstreet Boys
3.Nysnc
4.98 Degress
5.Boyz 2 Men
6.The Beatles (haha i just had another smartass moment putting the beatles there lol)
7.Kelly Clarkson
“Let?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s actually fade from Heavy Rock, how about Pop:”
(Grimaces) Disgusting…
If we HAVE to move away from Metal/Hard Rock/ we better go to music that is anti-establishment(AKA Punk Rock)
The Offspring
Anti-Flag
Linkin Park
Green Day
System of A Down
Queens of the Stone Age
The Sex Pistols
NOFX
rofl Random Aussie nice.
“Hey,link you smoke weed?”
I did once and I found it kind of pointless, all I did was sit on the bed afraid of the dresser the whole time.
“(Grimaces) Disgusting?¢‚Ǩ¬¶”
Some pop combined with Rock can be very good (J-rock is one of my favorite types of music)
Example: t.A.T.u. and Rammstein, http://youtube.com/watch?v=RUXuhmEsUIU and http://youtube.com/watch?v=VJ3bWq-uLOo (my flash player isn’t working right so I assume these are the right videos.) I meant that I was going to fade away from metal.
“@Link now that is a very big list and motorhead is one of my fave metal bands.XD nice list by the way.:D”
I love music, I am a music junkie.
http://www.coolmarketingthoughts.com/images/virginmusicbig.jpg
Let’s see how many you can name
I’ve got:
Led Zepplin
The B-52’s
Gorillaz
The Eagles
The Beach Boys
The Rolling Stones
Iron Maiden
Guns ‘n’ Roses
The Sex Pistols
Smashing Pumpkins
Matchbox 20
50 Cent
Queen
right at the moment i can’t really think of any bands on the account that my brain is still foggy from sleep rofl.XD
@fcukyou i completely agree with ya on that. but there are the people who are’nt retarded like STR is to be that retarded like STR is absolutely legendary lol.
I would love to get on this list already….
i discovered STR like a year ago, and Im still not on the fucking list.
>:[
-Jer Snider
just keep insulting them and spamming the hell out of their blogs and stuff they’ll probably put you on it in six months time hahaha.
and i also wonder why i’m not on that damn list cause i’ve been saying blasphemous bull shit to those bitches lol.
dammit STR i demand to be put on that fucking list and i mean now rofl.XD
@ Sara
The most blasphemous people on this site, are the STR people,… They have absoultely no morals, they are racists, hatefull, warmongering hypocrits, who have absolutely no understanding of the bible. And their misinterpretaions of Gods words are the ultimate sin…
/True Christian
amen to that true christian that was nicely said.
Who here is following the Stanley Cup playoffs? (NHL)
LET’S GO RANGERS! WE WANT THE CUP!
Naa..I?Ǭ¥m not really into American Sports, it?Ǭ¥s to boring… Football though, Not American, but Real footbal,….
/True Christian
STR i fucking demand that you put legendary STR bashers such as me and every other legendary STR bashers on that damn list now. we legendary STR bashers are an elite core so put us on there now.XD
@ Sara, most of the famous ones are up there.
NoDeca
Mean
True Christian
German Gothboy
Danny Dito
Proud German
Hester?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s Pearl
Wraith
Myself
Salokin
Random Aussie/New Zealander
When your on long enough to remember all the ones on the previous list, and you comment consistanly then your put on the list. I knew all but like two of these members.
@link haha when i’m put on that list i’m make a huge ass speech rofl.XD
so in other words it’s like hollywoods A list but the difference is it’s god’s hitlist and other things and people that make god angry lmfao.XD
I keep forgetting my previous aliases… I’ve been on since like 2 or 3 years ago, and I was a severe basher back then… I think I was proud liberal, or something like that… I’ll find out…
Dosen’t ring a bell.
haha this is a popular list effin legendary.
yeah… I can’t find it. Did they re-do their postings lately, because I was gone for almost a year (I started in late ‘06, and ended in mid ‘07)
Ahhh… I figured it out, I kept changing my name every time… If only i had known….
goodbye
aww darth dude don’t go :( but goodbye anyways.
it saddens me to see great legendary STR bashers like darth leave.:(
I insist that as a tribute to the great Darth that we push to have his name added to this very list!
@PATRIOTIC LIBERAL amen to that dude we’ll miss ya darth :(
what’s the STR’s bashers favorite bashing that darth did lol? i’m gonna miss his multiple posting :(
haha Darth you keep me in stitches
I knew it was a star wars ref. Darth is the name of the Sith lords. Darth Sidious, Vader, Maul, etc. I know star wars like the back of my hand. Actually I watched Return of the Jedi last night and after Vaders body was burned, they normally show the ghost standing next to Obi-Wan and Yoda, well on the original it’s like some middle aged man, but it seems on this TV version they changed it to be the Guy from Episode 3. I was like “dats not Anikin, dat isn’t him…. LIES!!!!”
Noope. Beyond me. I’m not trivial pursuit smart. I’m a monopoly guy
“I am so fucking high right now!”
I noticed
GOD I hate freaken web installers that MS puts out. Believe it or not, not all my computers have immediate internet access. ARG!!! And Windows 2000 (the one I’m trying to update) doesn’t work with Sprint connection manager so even my freaking Sprint mobile broadband won’t work. ANGER!!! Sorry I had to vent there.
Shelley, how on earth did you know God hates all that??? Jeeez…Someone’s thinks she’s all high-and-mighty. God hates these people because they hurt America. What about the people some Americans hurt. I don’t think God is racially biased, as much as you wish it to be.
To Darth: *Reads you first few posts* You crack me up mate
Should I be on the list????
I write poems
I’m muslim
I listen to metal music
I use the phrase “Make love, not war” I mean seriously, do you hate peace so much???Or were you so dumb to take ‘make love’ ONLY literally???
I’ve read Harry Potter and I love Narnia
I think Europe is awesome. Their people, it’s beauty and the languages.
Mmmmmmmmm Starbucks
Oh my God….I’m like satan’s spawn now… :P
haha shelley you just got owned by sabby nice job dude.darth is one funny dude.
@Darth looks like your getting some fans here keep up the good work dude.
Hey hey. Maybe we should hack the website and put Shelley right at the top of the hitlist
haha now that would be friggin priceless rofl.XD
heavy metal is the fucking greatest music ever. IRON MAIDEN and MEGADETH fucking rule. suck my big fat mexican cock you nazi bitch.
or even as far back as Iron Butterfly :P I love that band.
@megadeth amen to that brother:).
long live heavy metal
Long live all music. I like more than just metal. Rap and metal remizes can be awesome (aka Bring Me to Life from Daredevil, Bad Triangle with Adema and Rio Life, etc.)
LONG LIVE GUNS’N'ROSES!!!!!!
i like alot of classic rock and metal maybe a tiny bit of pop but i’m more of a metal head then anything and i cannot stand boy bands i hate them with a passion lol. :)
NSTINK right? Ewe, I avoid them like the plague.
I don’t know about gay being the reason they stink, but the bands music is horrible either way.
“i cannot stand boy bands i hate them with”
…which backstreet boy is gay? :P
(Yes, that is Wierd Al Yankovic right there)
i would’nt have a clue Random Aussie/New Zealander.XD
Just wondering, am I doomed to an eternity in Hell based on the following:
1. Being 100% atheist.
2. Liberal to the core.
3. Wanting to own a hybrid car (and having close friends who own them).
4. Voting Obama ‘08.
5. Watching SiCKO not once, but twice.
6. Believing every word that comes out of Al Gore’s mouth.
7. Going to Starbucks pretty often.
8. Being vehemently pro-choice.
9. Being devoted to animal rights.
10. Wanting smoking to be banned.
11. Supporting sex-education (as in the real kind, not abstinence education or the “if they don’t ever learn about sex they won’t do it” kind) and birth control/STD protection (oh, that kind of stuff should be on the hitlist too probably).
12. Swearing like a sailor (including all kinds of stuff y’all would probably call blasphemy).
13. Wanting to move to France and start using the Euro and the metric system.
14. Having opposed the Iraq war from the beginning.
15. Being a conscientious objector.
16. Being somewhat of a poet.
17. Strongly supporting gay/lesbian/transgender rights.
18. Using Linux (right now even).
19. Being pro-vegetarian/vegan.
20. Hating Hummers and other gas-guzzlers.
21. Believing in evolution.
22. Having read Harry Potter, Narnia, and The Communist Manifesto.
23. Thinking Marx had a couple good ideas (in theory at least).
24. Listening to music by Neil Young, Bono, My Chemical Romance, and the like.
25. Being Russian.
Is there any hope for me?
Sean Locke sounds kinda like me :P.
only I don’t want smoking banned, it’s your damned choice and you can smoke if you want. i’m pro choice on everything else thus i can’t want to ban one thing for any reason over another.
Yeah…I can understand not wanting to ban stuff, and I wouldn’t really want it banned so much as for people to not smoke around me. Secondhand smoke isn’t fun. Besides that, I don’t really care if people want to risk cancer and all.
All in all, how doomed do you think I am?
@Sean Locke i love your comment dude *wipes tears from eyes* that was just awesome keep up the good work dude.XD
pretty damned doom rofl.
Oh well, how bad could Hell be?
I hear skull-bowling and lava-surfing ain’t so bad.
haha rofl XD.
All in all, could really be a good time.
Not the least because, all told, probably 99.99% of the world goes to Hell. Heaven’s probably about as full of people as the Sun (which, of course, revolves around the flat Earth, along with everything else in the universe).
As the LostProphets song goes, Heaven for the weather, Hell for the company.
and for being able to roast a marshmallow just by holding it close to the lava-ground
Uhm, I’ve roasted marshmallows over the stove before.
Just some random spam
Imagine being able to roast them anywhere, anytime though. Just for that, Hell must be worth it.
Me thinks we found Ravan’s tender spot lulz
gf+chick named Sean??? The wheels are turning up here. Help me out before I make a wrong assumption.
well, I don’t really know what to say…Make your assumption and I’ll see if it actually ends up being wrong.
Hey Sean. Hey, you know in theatre class today we got to do improv games, so there was one where we talked on length about what we hated and guess what I did? I talked about the one thing that needs to go away and pisses me off. STR! Shelley the Republican tells the worst lies our nation’s ignorant folk can think of. The world needs to be progressive, we need to wipe away the dirty, outdated vestiges of conservatism.
WOW!!! How’d you guess??? I am a blonde, big-titted pornstar with daddy issues, giving out free blowjobs! Are you some kind of psychic?
Good point…at least we’d be together in Hell faster that way though, no offense intended if you’re reading this <3 (you know who you are).
It’s cuz i’m a computer-nerd blonde big-titted pornstar with daddy issues, and i’m giving free blowjobs in my tech lair.
“Where you at now,huh,bitch?!”
Dude, what the fuck?
“well, I don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t really know what to say?¢‚Ǩ¬¶Make your assumption and I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ll see if it actually ends up being wrong.”
What you said made you out to be a lesbian. I mean no offense by that.
damn CPU crap…couldn’t get on the site.
Oh, and Link, no offense taken.
Shut up guys. Pointless squabling among liberals is what the neo-cons want. we will crush them in our glorious socialist revolution!
Good to know I’m not the only one to get that error. Uhm, should I take that as a right or wrong? or should I take it at all?
Um…I’d say right. Oh yeah, I should have added this to my list of why I’m doomed to hell.
Oh, and hey Girly. Nice to see you made it here. Sorry I missed your earlier comment.
Sean, if you’re doomed to hell, I guess I am too. Sounds a hell of a lot like my life.
what the duece are you talking about girlie?
and girlie i hope your not telling my fellow STR bashers to shut up either.
Uhm, Girly, we are just talking. We were not arguing. Well, most of us weren’t.
Sorry y’all if Girly got a bit revolutionary on you. She’s my gf, and I invited her here. She’s quite the character (and HOT). She’s smart, but sadly communist-obsessed. I suppose she’ll get over it someday…
no problem sean the reaction STR will from the word communist is going to be damn funny lol.
well, I am a communist. But a hard core through and through marxist. I want to see if Shelley herself knows what communism really is, why it will work, and why she needs to go home and rethink her life on why she started such a stupid, bigoted, blog.
very nicely said girlie communist.
@sean thank you for inviting girlie communist.:D.
No problem, Sara.
Girly is real sweet. She’s a little less gung-ho communist around people she’s known for longer, but not by much.
Oh, and just wondering, does anyone want free blowjobs from the blonde, big-titted pornstar with daddy issues that is apparently me? (see 209)
P.S.
Amen to Marxism, Girly.
P.P.S.
Amen to Shelley rethinking her life too.
Girly and her legions will crush you!
I would know, she’s my gf. I know her well, and she and her supporters are more than a match for you.
No you didn’t.
Darth, you should pray that Girly doesn’t show, let alone myself. Meteors are space junk compared to some of our galaxy-shaking tricks. And even close to 10 minutes is a bit sad. I’d say even 5 is a bit pathetic.
“She?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s smart, but sadly communist-obsessed. I suppose she?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ll get over it someday?¢‚Ǩ¬¶”
My friend Rei is exactly like that. I’ve shown him this site but his attentions span is too short to join for more than two comments :P
Hey Link.
Just wondering, how long did it take you to make it onto the hitlist?
And what’s with the question mark?
Link, don’t do it!
Come to my place, there’s free blowjobs and no bloody meteors.
I’m more beautiful and disease-free than all the harlots on your planet, and so is Girly.
Link, don’t join him!
Yes, if by that fate you mean being doomed to Hell for being lesbian.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BoQCPy5DmgY
This should be the new website on my name AHAHAHAHA
I like…hehe
Linux kicks Windoze’s arse.
PC Linux 4 eva!!!
Let me tell you one thing.I have used Darth Nihilus, the lord of hunger to suck life from your vast legions of pitifulness and despair. Now you shall die as well, Bastila shan shall triumph!
That’s me calling to you shelley! Yeah, the intellectual left want to see if you guys actually know about communism, because communism won’t make you burn in hell! It will make you understand what makes others say stupid crap like that. Religion is for the masses, as Marx Said. Heed that call and run!
i am loving this rofl XD
DAMN ALL YOU BITCHES TO HELL! JESUS HATES YOU LESBIAN LIBERALS! YOU ARE NO BETTER THEN BARAK HOBAMA HIMSELF. YOUR PROBABLY USING WIFI 802.11N THE WORST KIND! AND RUNNING LINUX WHEN YOU COULD BE USING A REAL AMERICAN MASTERPIECE WINDOWS VISTA HOME BASIC! JOHN MCCAIN FTW!
I AM GOING TO MAKE IS MY LIFE”S MISSION TO MAKE SMOKING ILLEGAL EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD! AND WEED WILL BE PUNISHED BY THE DEATH SENTENCE!
who cares
good question. I was about to ask the same thing.
http://chibichibipowercanon.deviantart.com/art/Chibipower-3-82864260
Pass it on DEATH TO THE ORPHAN WORKS BILL!!!!!!
Information: http://mangaforums.org/showthread.php?p=261497#post261497
Even shelley should be afraid of this bill, if not for her site, then for the bible, yep even the bible is not exempt from this bill.
I sincerly hope she will come to her senses this time and perhaps see that this bill is evil for *everyone*.
i think jesustakethewheel is one of those STR goons stupid idiot.
and STR i know that’s you going under that stupid nick jesus take the wheel.
Shelley, I call again. I will hear none of your bigoted BS, your sullen slander, and your hateful lies. Be gone!
Neo-Cons are the earth’s cancer. WE must destroy the cancer with the chemotherapy of liberalism!
least i don’t go bragging about buying weed. and i really liked you darth i really did so don’t ever speak to me again you stoner and this is the only nice thing i will ever say to you i’m sorry for what i said to you darth and i’m sorry for every other thing i said to you.you lost my respect that comment shows just what kind of man that you are that apology is the last kind words you will ever get from me you apparently have no respect for a woman therefore do not talk to me anymore.the sad thing is i thought you were awesome but i guess i was wrong. and have a nice day and bragging about smoking weed doe’snt make you look good either. like i said have a nice day and do not talk to me anymore.
and one more thing darth your a perfect example of why i don’t like or ever will smoke weed.cause unlike you i am more smarter then you. you on the other hand are not very smart to say you buy weed from portugal on the internet that could possibly get you in trouble.seriously darth that is not very bright to brag about buying weed from portugal on a site like STR you could get in serious trouble if the right people see it. and if you were smart enough you’d stop bragging about it that’s just some friendly advice. i’ve made my peace with you and i apologized to you and my conscience is clear. i can’t respect a person who brags about weed sorry darth i just can’t.but you are a funny dude and that’s all i will say. but you have a right to do what you wanna do just like everyone else does and i won’t stop talking to people neither will i stop being friends with people who do smoke weed or smoke cigeretts and all other drugs.and i will be woman enough to admit that i was being judgemental and i apologize for it.that is the kinda person i am the kinda woman who will own up to things that i was in the wrong for.i am not as much of a bitch as you make me out to be. weather you believe me or not.
hugs and kisses to all
I’m feminist…. Either way we shouldn’t squabble like this, it’s what STR wants.
you got that from me. That’s my quote.
Meh, thought I heard that somewhere.
Would you like me to frame it for you?
frame what?
For the freaking communist revolution. Shut up.
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By Girly Communist
Wow, that didn’t work.
well i apologize for that.does it work for glaucoma?
i agree with comment #280 and it probably is what they want. we can just talk together and ignore them which is what i am gonna do.XD
“Glaucoma” is a punishment for some sin you’ve committed and becoming a drug-addled junkie isn’t going to change or fix that. You need to be on your knees praying to the Lord Jesus Christ for redemption, and failing that, joining the US Army that provides free medical care for our glorious crusaders smashing the IslamoFascist menace.
Peace through Christ, and ONLY through Christ,
“glorious crusaders”
2 words that should never be used in the same sentence, unless you happen to be talking about the Canterbury Crusaders (Rugby Union, Super 14)
?ohh Shelly i hate you’re guts?
?ohh shelly i hate you’re balls?
?ohh shelly i hate you’re face?
?ohh shelly i hate you’re blog?
?ohhh!!! sooooo! muuuuuuuccchhhh!!!!!!!!!?
w000000t
w0000000t!
go obama
obama rules!!
obam obama obama obama (first black president)
i think oprah should have ran for president i mean shes black and she’s a women
but still obama rules
);>)
shelly y do u hate america so butt-fucking much And wut did joel olstsen do to get on the hitlist i want a god-damn answer from u shelly!
why shelly why thats all i have to say go kill yourself shelly just go jump off a roof
haha darth good one.and darth i am so sorry that brother bob said that to you he was totally out of line. believe you me he will answer for the cruel things he said to you and every other person who he feels the need to judge and point fingers at.
Awwww… did my widdle comment make the widdle cwy baby cwy? So sorry widdle darthie…
Sorry, that is, to tell you thee truth. If you have glaucoma its because you’re a vile sinner being punished by God, ya schmuck. And the only cure is to get upon your knee and beg the Lord for forgiveness. Only an idiot druggie that has turned mind to mush could believe that more drugs – more sin – is the answer to the Lord’s judgment.
Pray you fool, pray hard, pray deep, and open yourself to the Lord’s love…
And Sara, you poor lost lamb, insanity is a curse from God too you know. Assuming you can maintain your train thought, I’d strongly suggest you pray too. And for the record, I don’t “judge” anyone, the Lord does that, but it doesn’t take a genius to see a hellbound sinner when one pops up in front of you; I’m just stating the obvious.
i dare judge your faggot lord, and he is a coward. little bitch wont show his face.
Okay raven, whatever your smoking, I want two off.
“Sorry, that is, to tell you thee truth. If you have glaucoma its because you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re a vile sinner being punished by God, ya schmuck.”
Ahahahahaha. Wow that’s lame.
“insanity is a curse from God too you know.”
This guy is so funny, oh my side hurts.
“And for the record, I don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t ?¢‚Ǩ?ìjudge?¢‚Ǩ¬ù anyone”
Oi, comment (aka judge) me then, I’ll tear ya to pieces.
LOL, is that your idea of a witty retort, darthie you little dumb sinner? The simple reality is – and any decent Christian knows this to be true – if your afflicted by disease, its because you’ve offended the Lord Jesus Christ. However, after looking at your comments, undoubtedly you deserve you fate, stupid sinner.
Silly Sinner, Salvation is for Christians!
Link48010 – “Oi” eh? Does this mean you’re a godless, atheist Nazi or does it mean you don’t don’t basic Yiddish (Oy!) and are a Christ-killing Jew?
Sorry, I meant “a godless, atheist Nazi skinhead” (you know, Oi!)
i saw that myspace to and it does suck balls. brother bo you suck ass.
[...] http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/blacklist [...]
This is one of the most racist bigoted sites ever.
amen to that.
I’ll say what I said about an STR supporters Myspace above and it applies to Brother Bo as well
?¢‚Ǩ?ìSean ?¢‚ǨÀúThe Commie?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ Ryan?¢‚Ǩ¬ù only has 17 [add in 64 for Brother Bo, w00t, big jump] friends, hehe, you pretty much have to be a jerk to everyone and attack and cuss at people to keep it that low. You join Myspace and and it?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s a giving you get almost 100 friends of just spammers. Hehe, even spammers don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t want to be friends with an STR convert. :P”
Oh btw Brother, your picture looks like a country singer gone wrong you wannabe cowboy-like-thing.
rofl good one =D. now that’s pretty bad when spammers don’t wanna be friends with STR.
rofl his picture look like country singer gone that is brilliant i love it.XD
that is very true.
Biggest load of fucking bull shit i’ve ever read you stuck up american twats. Its just fucking retarded, grow the fuck up.
@Liam that’s just the thing i do not think STR knows how to grow up not only that but they have their nose so far up their ass it’s not even funny.
hahaha so true
And there was me thinking religion and the state were separate. Obviously God is republican.) How upset will you be if you find He is a communist. …I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. Matthew 19:24.
furious baker asked a very good question in comment #290 what the god damn hell did joel osteen do to get on that list? cause i’ve been wondering that for months. joel osteen is a man of god. and answer that fuckin question STR.
First this is stupid—————————Understand this——————————–Complete morons like you———————–Kant make this claim————————————————————————–Yes,it was said——————————–Only god can judge people———————-Under his rules—————-
amen michael moore.
The lord hates neo cons!
and STR i demand you take joel osteen off that list he’s more of a christian then your dumbass ever will be STR.
Wow, I guess they realized that the old layout looked better than the last. This is what the site looked like about a year ago.
Holy Christ,man,I think I overdid the pot!
@Brother Bob you say salvation is for christians well let me say this to you brother bob your not a christian so therefore the salvation is for christians remark does not apply to you stupid.
“Wow, I guess they realized that the old layout looked better than the last. This is what the site looked like about a year ago.”
Ahh the memories… Remember what it was like Link? Back in the good old days…
lol, I just found my very first post on here:
“Everyone that believes this bullshit is a fucking retard. Goddamnit! Your so called holy god is the one that said to love everyone for who they are, and here you are, sitting here telling bullshit about a very quiet, unconcerning and peaceful culture that seek nothing to do with any society anywhere in the world. Gothics are NOT a disease! Gothics are NOT evil! They are people for christ‚Äôs sake! I am in love with a gothic girl, and she loves me back the same, if not more than I love her, how can you call them emotionless, evil beings when they love, laugh, feel and live no differently than any other person on this planet!
Bloody religions, they all think that theirs is right, and now look at what has become of the world! Suicide bombings! terrorism! racism! Religion has brough the world to the brink of destruction, and overly paranoid people like the ones that wrote this crap/agree with it are no better than Hitler! Oh wait, Christians love Hitler because he tried to get rid of the Jews.
SUCK MY BALLS ASSHOLES!”
Maybe I should’ve narrowed my references to religion a little bit lol.
@Random Aussie/New Zealander that was beautiful my friend.
“Remember what it was like Link?”
Oh yes, I do, I do.
This site is the most disgraceful display of hatred, disdain, and bigotry, (to say nothing about being just downright unchristian) that I’ve ever had the displeasure to have seen.
God’s hit list? – Very tactless.
Regardless of what those people did GOD DOES NOT HATE them. He only hates their actions. (2 Peter 3:9)
Oh and by the way Charles Darwin was appalled that people took his theory way out of proportion.
His theory initially only suggested changes WITHIN a kind.
It was his followers that blew things out of proportion.
AND on his deathbed he asked God to forgive his contemporaries and his arrogance for listening to them.
If you want people to rally around a cause, then don’t tell them – SHOW THEM!
And when you STATE something as fact, be sure of it!
Because, if you go around spouting bad information, then you are no better than the people you are railing against.
But the end of the charge is love out of a pure heart and a good conscience and faith unfeigned: 6 from which things some having swerved have turned aside unto vain talking; 7 desiring to be teachers of the law, though they understand neither what they say, nor whereof they confidently affirm.
1 Tim 1:5-7 (ASV)
Why does God get angry at vegans?
Let’s go down the checklist
Gays (Well, no, but I support gay rights)sort of X
Liberals X
Abortionists (undecided on this part)
Animal Rights People X
Environmentalists X
Muzlims (What I really want to know is whether or not she knows she spelled it wrong. However, I don’t particularly like the Islam, but I have some Muslim friends.I do not devote blogs to how evil they are)
Vegetarians/Vegans X
Pedophiles
Linux users (What? Why is this here?)
?Purpose Driven? churches (What?)
Mormons (Oh, how original)
Germans X
Government school teachers (?)
The anti-smoking lobby X
College Professors X
Poets X
Hybrid Cars X
Well said Excellency, well said.
you fuckin hypocritical ego centrical ass holes you think you know who god hates this is just a list of people you hate you make me sick your philosophies are totally closed minded and u preach freedom but then you preach intolerance make up your fucking minds. i know im going to hell but the thing that gives me sweet satisfaction is the fact i know youll be there with me and i can laugh at the pain youre subjected to. jesus is a cunt, mary is a whore, and god is the pimp. fuck christianity, fuck god and most of all FUCK YOU.
Burn In Hell
Lucipher
ok so how do know these people make god mad (yeh the invisbleguy that doesnt exist) can you talk to god?no you cant your just another moron who thinks he knows best ALSO how can you say black people make god mad when the first people were heck they invented boats and weapons the two things your country would be lost without heck black people invented religion and here you are turning there idea against them christ thats like inventing the rope(another black invention) just to end up hung on it!!!
HEy shelly i try to see things from your point of view but i cant just fit my head that far up my ass…
deface the website anyone? lolz
hahahahahaha idiots now that was nicely said and i also can’t just fit my head that far up my ass to rofl.XD
Damned !
When you’ll died Shelley, i’ll fly to fucking usa just to make a big shit on your grave =)
hahaha vince very nicely said rofl XD.
anyone coming with me to commit some anti christ terror im bringing all the guns all you need to bring is a jacket incase it rains (also to protect you from the glass shatering of shelleys windows :D) ps shelley got miLk? HAhaha
I listen to Neil Young, U2, The Red Hot Chili Peppers and go to Starbucks often, believe in helping the environment, have fairly liberal beliefs, believe in helping my fellow man and have a Che Guevarra poster (oh, and John Lennon standing at the staue of liberty with beret and a peace badge on), and listen to Led Zeppelin. (Did I mention I’m an aethist as well?)
Guess I’m off to hell then!!!!
@ Michael Brwon
Join the club, we’ve got jackets.
haha and don’t forget to bring sun block rofl. just like random aussie/ new zealander join the club.XD
@Luicpher i love you for your comment that was beautful *wipes tears from eyes cause it was so damn beautiful*
0) “Gays”. I think thats America is freedom country, free for all. So, may be god hates America? )
1) “Liberals”. What you want, Shelley? Great American Economy for americans(liberals) or great military machnine and new wars all world?
2) “Abortionists”. America have demographic troubles, Shelley? ) I think its nor from aborts – from Ecology, Wars, Bad Food etc.
3) “Animal Rights People”. Imagine, Shelley – No more animals in USA. Do you want eat your neigbour? *,,*
4) “Environmentalists”. More power computers, more climate control, more supercars, more oil for Iraq for american cars, less forest in America – its all nails in Blue Planet coffin. (
5) “Muzlims”. See America is freedom country.
6) “Vegetarians/Vegans”. See Animal rights. )
7) “Pedophiles” with its agree. No one boy want to have sex with big fat american. But something boy and girl love their school teachers – its normal.
8) “Linux users”. Microsoft in one day may betray Windows users for own plans – it will begin of the end. HAHAHA! )
9) “?Purpose Driven? churches” What is it?
@Carlos Orthega that is a very good question what the fuck is purpose driven churches.
and why the hell is sheryl crow doing on that retarded harmful bands list STR you dumbass what the fuck has she even done to you STR?
@ Sara, yeah, will do, hopefully the heat in hell will make up for the life of cold in the UK!
I DEMAND you add Stahlhammer on the list, German, heavy metal, everything but religious, they fit the def.
Oh, and by the way, The cronicles of Narnia were written by CS Lewis, who was a Christian and put forward arguements for the existence of God, as was Charles Darwin who realised about the theory of evolution, but had been mentioned by philosophers such as David Hume before Darwin came about.
God isn’t real it is a scientific fact.
I completely agree with Mr Brown (Michael) and his comments – I believe you need to research your points before you open your mouth/switch on your PC.
In my Aetheist discussion group based in Atlanta, we believe that in maybe even 1000 years time it is entirely possible that books such as The Chronicles of Narnia and Harry Potter (the piece of fiction since the Bible) could be as big – if not bigger than Christianity, after all it they are all based upon a book.
Obama for President!
and add slayer while your at it you talk so much shit about slayer add them STR. although i think slayer is doing a good job at pissing nutjob fake christians like you off STR.
hahaha those STR repubocrats keep deleting my comments hahahaha i made it on the list rofl. hey STR you stupid repubocrats your not getting anywhere by deleting my comments cause if you think you are think again you dumbass repubocrats.
Uhh, uhh, uhh! can u add me to your list? I’m about to write a novel about how demons are supposed to rule the entire universe and beyond. assassinating “god” on the way… if you don’t mind of course. if so, i’ll be writing something worse, just to see you choke!
signed, J.J.R.Y.W. aka Tiger
SRSLY.
Out of the lists of music posted her, why did noone ever think of some death metal?
Dimmu Borgir
Burzum
Darkthrone
Gorgoroth
Bathory
Hellhammer
Celtic Frost
Sepultura
Mercyful Fate
Or maybe some speed metal?
Dragonforce (quite popular in the states, I think)
Accept
Angel Dust
Helloween
Rage
Metalucifer
Blind Guardian
If I look, I may find more, but I feel lazy.
~The Caged
hey,sara,you made the list!
congradulations!
Peace out from Mandalore(formerly Dartrh Revan).
Hey! Ever wondered why of your loooong list only a few have been “hitted”? Answers:
1) Your god is teh shiat as a hitman (and nah, don’t give me any of that “oh, but he loves you” bullshiat)
2) Your god supports those people.
3) Your god doesn’t exist.
Now think about that… oh! and grow up!
@ David
My god? Or STR’s? I don’t follow a god who enjoys klling and the death of others.
However, you are entitled to an opinion (I know you don’t need me telling you that) and regardless of what you or anyone else says, I will still try to become a real christian. The yuppies who run this pit are fun to argue with, but I will most likely move on once I get bored with the monotony.
Hungry,
~The Caged
I’m back baby! this shit is gonna hit the redneck fan when I get my shit back together!
look out shelly and the redneck retards!
Just because you don’t agree with someone, doesn’t mean that they’re an “enemy of the homeland”.
@Mandalore May Thanks. here’s something funny shelley says their lawyers have a restraining order out on me lol. and shelley dear a person has to harm that person in order for you to get a restraining order on a person.
@Shelley you have no case it’s the internet deal with it.
@The Caged you just asked the very question i’ve been wondering about for sometime now lol.
make love not war wait… SHIT oh well i guess god hates me now. guess i can do whatever i want now… think ill go rape a nun…
I apologize if I’m asking a stupid question but…Is this for real? The whole website, I mean. It IS a joke, right?
jguwjtkwu… i need that jewish porn mag… you know the one that says jesus was a liberal on it…. how can you not see it its the drawer above my america is for fags album… yeh its in between harry potter and heather has two mommies thx… crap i dropped it on the carpet that says republicans are retards wait theres a poster on the floor… oh dont worry its just my obama 08 poster…. …im doomed now arent i?
@idiots yeah dude your pretty damned doomed rofl. i loved your comments haha you had me laughing out loud XD.
@Zoe i wish i could answer your question even i don’t know lol.
OH NOES we should repent god is probably buryiNg his face in a pillow crying like a little girl… XD HAHA ISnt That true shelly HAHA what you cant hear me too busy crying about obama shelley does it hurt your little heart when your father comes into your room naked at night? does it hurt when he asks you to open your legs? is the reason you hate oral sex becaus he makes you give him it evrey night?
@idiots did you know that your my hero lol XD.
Congrats to the Detroit Red Wings on their 4th Stanley Cup in 11 years.
LET’S GO RANGERS!
To the administrators of this very amusing website, might I politely suggest one small adjustment – for it is currently erroneous with the complex parody you have established. On your “Hell’s Library” you have The Chronicles of Narnia, when in actuality these novels are rife with pro-Christian, anti-Islamic content. CS Lewis himself was a devout Christian, and it’s blaringly obvious in the novels. It would probably be wise to take it off the list.
Peace, look forward to later laughs.
xx
@Satire Analyst hun i’m afraid your request for having the conronicles of narnia being taken off that list is never gonna happen dear so your request will more then likely be unheard or deleted or edited STR has a habit of editing and deleting people’s comments so please don’t get offened by what i just said to you :).
Sara Carter,
I told you to shut up and go away, didn’t I?
We don’t want you here and God hates you.
Would you please stop spamming the website? If you don’t I have no choice but to delete every last one comment you ever made here.
Satire Analyst (what a stupid name),
During the last STR writer meeting in the Iowa City headquarter we have been talking about your suggestion.
Here the basic response from Dr. Charles Roast, our newest member:
All the best,
Shelley N. Goodman
@shelley you do that anyways you racist bitch and come up with some better come backs other then i told you to shut up and go away that is the lamest come back ever and by the way shelley god hates racist arrogant repubocrats such as you smelleyshelley. and at least i don’t go around making slandrous remarks about obama and others who don’t agree with you. your so fucking pathetic it’s not even funny dipshit do you think i fucking care if god hates me no i do not you delete comments anyways you racist bitch get rid of that holier then thou attitude that you have bitch cause god don’t like holier then thou snobby assed arrogant bitches who have their nose so far up their ass such as you and i would like to know how you know god hates me what did god do call you up one morning and say hi it’s me god and i hate sara if so bitch you must have one high long distance bill your not a christian shelley i don’t give a shit how many times you claim to be one cause shelley christians don’t act like you do christians are supposed to show love and kindness and witness to them and be tolerant of people who are non believers do i see any of that in you shelley you are incapable of being kind and loving and tolerant you could’nt be a good decent christian to save your life if you think you are going to heaven smelleyshelley you better damn sure think again you racist bitch you have taken everything that i was taught about god and made it into a fucking joke i never questioned my faith in god before i stumbled upon false prophets and false christians like you smelleyshelley you make god sound like a complete and utter asshole shelley if god is that hateful i want no part of him you are a joke to this great country and a joke to christianity and you wonder why sinners don’t want god you shelley and christians like you make sinners not want to convert to christianity you are an epic failure smelleyshelley i cannot believe christians like you shelley actually walk the damn fucking earth. you claim to be a good and decent and loving christian shelley then start acting like it you just might get some respect and people might not flame and wail on you so much or laugh and make fun of you. your just a vile and a disgusting christian i can tolerate christians hell i have friends who are christians and i respect them they show love and kindness to me and there not bitchy like you are shelley.if you could at least try and be more kinder shelley if you are capable of being kind you know shelley i wonder if you really do have a heart or if your as a good decent christian like you claim to be? i’ve got a challenge for you shelley if you could at least try and be more tolerant of people if you can do this then i will put fourth an effort and try to be more kinder to you and be more respectful to the rest of STR that’s my challenge to you shelley or are you to much of a coward to take the challenge? the ball is in your court but i just get the feeling that your to much of a coward to take the challenge.
Another mindless, stupefyingly dumb rant from Sara “The Porn Slut” Carter.
Why don’t you tell us about your hardcore porn site called fucksara.com???
Good nite,
Shelley
if anybody knows about being a porn slut it is you shelley. you know shelley you and new orleans have something in common your both known as the big easy.you also have something in common with hardware stores your 25 cents a screw smelleyshelleytheracistrepubocrat. you know shelley i did’nt wanna have to fire those insults at you but you gave me no choice you keep making shit up about me by the way bitch i do not have a hardcore porn site with that lame ass title fucksara.com and if anybody knows about being stupid it sure as hell is you bitch.you truly are incapable of being nice you cold hearted bitch and the mindless comment your the expert on being mindless you fucking philestine. and you call yourself a christian and call people names wow shelley hun your just a shining example of christianity shelley have you ever heard of turning the other cheek? however we do have something in common were both opinionated only thing is shelley i’m not a racist or discriminative against people of race,hair color or eye color,what political party a person belongs to.you dear have taken the word bitch to a whole new level. you are no better then those branch davidians and your as psychopathic as david koresh and jim jones and other cult leaders. i would like to respect you shelley i would also like to be more kinder to you but your always being a arrogant bitch and think you have the right to call non believers names and judge them if you think your the shit just because your a christian think again hun you are not jack shit your just an epic failure you would know about being dumb but you dear are abusing the privilage. it really is no wonder people make fun of you and laugh at you shelley cause your nothing but a hateful bitch who slanders people and judging them. your really pathetic shelley.cause people who turn to you shelley are damming their own soul to hell i hope those people will open their eyes to what you really are you fake ass christian.
and one more thing shelley by saying that you will have no other choice but to delete my comments just by saying that shelley you are really saying that your not all for the freedom of speech like you claim to be and you dear are indeed a hypocrite dont you know shelley when you say that people will flame and wail on you for that? your pretty much shooting yourself in the foot by making a statement like that are even aware of people will flame and wail on you for such a hypocritical statement? if you don’t want to be known as a hypocrite might i suggest that you don’t make dumbass statements that people will use against you shelley get a life bitch.
peace and love to all and god bless america
and by the way smelley you made a typo by typing fucksara.com that should be fucksmelleyshelleythetroll.com
“when we die most of us will see a big fire and fall into it and burn forever and ever and ever. It’s this positive and uplifting aspect of Christianity that makes it the #1 religion in the world.”
… what is wrong with this statement? Read it very carefully
“your hardcore porn site called fucksara.com???”
Which I dare to say is also the site that you made and pinned on Sara. Chances are I’m right too…
@Random Aussie/ New Zealander shelley is just that pathetic she has nothing better to do then to make fake web site titles such as fucksara.com she’s such a lame ass not to mention she is a epic failure.
ownd
lol
@Shelley you are the most pathetic person i have ever come acrossed not to mention the most childish and idiotic. you better be damn thankful that your not in my livingroom right now cause if you called me a gutter slut to my face i would kick your ass up one side of the usa and down the other and you can be damn sure by the time i kicked your holier then thou bitchy ass you would not have a face i would make your face into hamburger meat.once again shelley your making an ass of yourself and your making yourself look tragic.
and shelley spell my name right dingbat and another thing bitch you seriously are in dire need of a good fuck i think then you would be less bitchy. and it’s gotta really suck for you shelley cause your hubby is having to resort to fucking prostitutes cause you have such a dry clit and a dryed up pussy. and it also must suck for you that your hubby is fucking your prostitute fucking whore of a mother and if anybody knows about being a gutter slut it is definately you and your mother cause your both known as the big easy and seeing as though your gutter slut mother is a prostitute you don’t know who your bastard father is cause she’s fucked so men if being on your back was a sport you and your gutter slut mother would win multiple gold medals.
and you shelleythedrieduppussyprostitute have just pwn’ed.
@Shelley you are the most pathetic person i have ever come acrossed not to mention the most childish and idiotic. you better be damn thankful that your not in my livingroom right now cause if you called me a gutter slut to my face i would kick your ass up one side of the usa and down the other and you can be damn sure by the time i kicked your holier then thou bitchy ass you would not have a face i would make your face into hamburger meat.once again shelley your making an ass of yourself and your making yourself look tragic.
and shelley spell my name right dingbat and another thing bitch you seriously are in dire need of a good fuck i think then you would be less bitchy. and it’s gotta really suck for you shelley cause your hubby is having to resort to fucking prostitutes cause you have such a dry clit and a dryed up pussy. and it also must suck for you that your hubby is fucking your prostitute fucking whore of a mother and if anybody knows about being a gutter slut it is definately you and your mother cause your both known as the big easy and seeing as though your gutter slut mother is a prostitute you don’t know who your bastard father is cause she’s fucked so men if being on your back was a sport you and your gutter slut mother would win multiple gold medals.
and shelley god don’t won’t allow dried up pussy prostitutes like you into heaven he would just direct you to the nearest free clinic so you can have your severe case of the clap treated and he would tell you shelley be gone you dried up asslicker.
I support
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Chelsea Clinton
Al Gore
Barrack Osama
I am a Transgender Person (Born a Male want to be a Female)
I join groups like
Gays
Liberals
Animal Rights People
Environmentalists
Global Warming/Cooling” Believers
Government school teachers
The anti-smoking lobby
I will use the following phrases when ever I want
Make love not war
Universal Health care
True for you
No Presidential immunity
I leason to the following Bands
Red Hot Chilly Peppers
The Dixie Chicks
I think the following STR Readers are great for puting you all down
Str-Reader “NoDeca”
Str-Reader “Mean”
Str-Reader “True Christian”
Str-Reader “German Gothboy”
Str-Reader “Danny Dito”
Str-Reader “Sarah “The Gutter Slut” Karter”
Str-Reader “Proud German”
Str-Reader “Hester’s Pearl”
Str-Reader “Wraith”
Str-Reader “link48010?
Str-Reader “Salokin”
STR-Reader “Random Aussie/New Zealander”
I will eat at
Starbucks
I use Livejournal
I read the following Books
Harry Potter
Huckleberry Finn
I play the Following Video Games
Pokemon
Megaman
Digimon
I play the following TCG
Yugioh
Pokemon
Digimon
Megaman
I thought God loves ever and does not hate Hate is a sin I guest god sins at less that is what you are saying
Dear Shelley I read god’s Hitlist to see how my chances stand to go to heaven. I already fail because I’m German, so I’m sorry to say I might actually see you in hell.
Here’s a couple of things I noticed on the Hitlist that make you look a teennee wee bit uneducated because you didn’t even research the spelling. If you don’t know how it’s spelled, do you really know the content? And therefore, do you really know that god really really does not want anyone to come anywhere near those books?
Examples:
Mine Camp. Do you by any chance mean Hitler’s book “Mein Kampf”? I agree that’s a bad book. I hear it’s really badly written too. (Not that you would know).
Curan. I could pronounce that Cure-an. As in refreshing cure against your bullshit. Get it? Haha. Quran, Koran, Qur’an – anything like that works. And no I’m not muslim. Half my friends are though. The other half consists of Jews, Buddhists, Atheist Protestants (like myself) and Atheist Catholics. Nice bunch of people. And all going to hell.
Now, curious as I am, I tried to find out why or how exactly the Germans harm America. Your ONE article about the “germs” from “Germland” (a three year old could come up with that by the way) doesn’t open. So, fix it please, I am dying to find out what we are doing. And please don’t go back on Hitler and the Nazis – that was over 60 years ago. My great grandfather went missing in a Concentration Camp – I have a lot of things to tell you if you say the Germans are evil because they’re Nazis.
Have you ever been in Germany? Or in Europe? Anywhere outside of the U.S. of A?
How is the anti-smoking lobby harming America? Does god (does it piss you off that I’m not capitalizing the g?) want us to smoke ourselves to death? Oh wait, let me guess! Yay, this is fun! Only atheist assholes who fit into the categories on the hit list would smoke, so god is actually taking care of us by smoking – cancer – death. Right? And the anti-smoking lobby is actually getting in his way, right? But..wait. How are they harming America? And um, what about the people smokers harm with second hand smoke? Does god want them dead too? I really don’t know, Shelley, I’m uneducated. I don’t even deserve the baptism I received. Teach me!
Another thing. You mention Kurt Vonnegut and Slaughterhouse Five. What about Man without a Country, Cat’s Cradle, Breakfast for Champions, etc?
Oh and THANK YOU for not putting Marilyn Manson up there. Here’s one thing I won’t go to hell for. Nevermind the fact that I really don’t understand how Bob Dylan and Patti Smith etc are harming America.
Oh I could go on forever! But, as I have other things to do I’m going to leave it at that.
By the way I find it very mature of you to resort to spreading clearly untrue rumours about people – Hobama or Osama and the Bobo Tribe for example, come on just because of where he is from and his skin colour, you think he’s going to go EAT people? fuck you.
And very mature of you to use really filthy language when referring to people who simply don’t agree with you and use their common sense.
Who did God confide in to make up the God Hate List.
fuk u u racist cunt
hate blaks hate muslims
infact u hate most christians too
nice of u to piss me off
Chuck Hagel is a great American Patriot!!
Asshole!!!
Darn- I want to be on the Hitlist. Please?
Mr.Satan Is Back balck and athiest Mother fucker!
God Can suck my Cock
Peace
I <3 Death metal and hookers :P
shelley wrote Sarah *The Gutter Slut *Karter cause i always kick her ass and pwn her when it comes to insulting and she knows all about being a gutter slut hahaha i find that very hilairious at any rate XD.
question here STR why the hell did you put bruce springsteen aka:the boss on that harmful bands list and for that matter why the hell is doris day on that list to?
“Anyone who has ever appeared in, listened to, rented or bought in any form the “musical” Rent”
Hah. What if you watched it on TV? What if you were flipping channels and you got a glimpse of it? That’s listened to, I guess.
How many forms can you buy something in, anyway? Are doubly damned if you bought it off the black market?
Whatever. I’m bored.
Can you put me on the Hitlist now?
i’ve always wondered why the musical rent was on that list?
And now that I think of it Thomas Jefferson wasn’t an atheist either. He was a Deist, which isn’t isn’t Christian, but means that he believed in some kind of God.
Rent was on the list because it has a lesbian couple, bisexuals, people with HIV, cross-dressers… that kind of thing.
Wow, I hope this is a joke.
This sounds to me really strange, we definitely live in different worlds (I’m frome Europe – I guess I’m in God’s hitlist for that). Don’t look for psychiatric help, it’s too late.
In short, I’m glad I’m not you.
Before I just go all nuclear I want to ask this: If this is truly God’s Hitlist he’ll probably hire Nancy “Mob Boss” Pelosi (really that’s gotta be like the worst nickname- somebody never took creative writing) to do the job for him with all her mob connections right? Just checking I know you guys never hesitate to go to the people you hate in a time of need. Oh hey Israel called they said they want their religion back because every time you guys borrow it you end up breaking it. In my opinion, this hitlist is either total bullshit or you need some serious therapy. By the way its mein kampf and although I would never read it because Hitler was as disturbed as you are, I’m at least cultured enough to look up the real title to a book I hate before passing complete judgement on it.
“As above so below”
If I believed that curses were moral I’d try to scare you fucking rednecks. Yeah I said redneck. I’m a proud Virginian…and I love the south, but you fuckers are from Iowa, the place where God’s forsaken live. I think he intended for you to live out there because it would keep you from most of the media in the country. Do you guys have plumbing or outhouses I’m dying to know.
Can I be on the hitlist? I’m a witch, biracial, bisexual and I love love love to be prochoice and have premarital sex with my boyfriend that I live with and guess what? NO RING AND THERE NEVER WILL BE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
May God bless you and keep you…jackasses.
@PROUD W**CH “I’m a witch, biracial, bisexual and I love love love to be prochoice and have premarital sex with my boyfriend that I live with and guess what? NO RING AND THERE NEVER WILL BE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Let me make a few things clear little missy:
Procreation, Not Recreation
Authority, Not Majority
What part of this is ambiguous? That’s right: None!
Always Right
get fucked always wrong
Hey Always Right:
First of all in the words of my favorite commenter The Lovely Miss Sara Carter: “Get Fucked”. Sara, you’re a genius and you put it so simply and perfectly. Always Right, if you are indeed as you label yourself. The people in the world that God has “cursed” as barren are not allowed to have sex according to you. I really would love to know how you feel about that. Is that one of God’s sick jokes? Or simply a faulty wiring of science and the human condition. Are these people hated by God? If so, they should be on the list. If not, then give me one good reason why they are that way if the Goddess didn’t intend for us to have fun while having sex.
WHY DOES SEX FEEL GOOD IF WE AREN’T SUPPOSED TO DO IT.
Most animals only have sex for procreation. I believe that’s exactly what you people are. As well as being animals I have a list I’ve compiled of everything else you are. Please continue reading and to my fellow liberals out there please feel free to add where you see fit.
1) Racist
2) Illiterate
3) Poor grammar and creativity
4) Misinformed
5) Blind Deaf and Dumb (I mean come on- you have to be to believe this shit)
6) Close minded
7) Poor web design skills (for shame)
8) Not Jesus’ favorite people
9) This one is for Shelley personally YOU ARE HITLER REINCARNATED!
10)A pathetic excuse for missionaries
A NOTE TO EVERYONE:
COMMENT ON MY COMMENTS! IT MAKES THE DAY GO BY AND IT ALSO MAKES ME LAUGH. THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT OUT THERE. SARA CARTER YOU ARE NEW GAL PAL HAHA.
KAT THE PROUD WITCH
May God bless you and keep you… jackasses.
“get fucked always wrong”
Yo Sara, take a midol and calm down girl. Seriously. I don’t like “Always right” (I suspect that “right” refers to his position, not his correctness) any more than you do, in fact I’ve been on this site a lot longer with him, so I actually hate him more.
shelley wrote that title the gutter slut because i kick and pwn her ass every night she has a habit of labeling people when she gets her ass kicked and pwn’ed.
@Link48010 i was’nt mad when i wrote that just telling him how i feel lol other then that hun there’s no need for midol cause i’m just feeling peachy and i take your word for it when you say you hate him more :). just gotta that daily dig in haha.
did anybody hear about the manson family cult member susan atkins? she’s supposedly to be terminally i’ll and has only six months to live and their thinking about releasing her so she can be with her family.i am very much against them releasing her even though she might have six months to live she needs to stay in prison for her horrible crime my heart goes out to her family but i cannot condone them releasing her.
i really don’t have a big problem with always right it’s that fucking short hairy troll smelley that i hate with a pure passion but i do believe that you really do hate always right more then me lol :D.
@PROUD W**TCH “WHY DOES SEX FEEL GOOD IF WE AREN’T SUPPOSED TO DO IT.”
First you ask that question, and you then start on a slippery slope. Why does ’sex feel so good if we’re not supposed to do it’? Better yet ask ‘why does shooting heroin feel so good’ if you’re not supposed to do it? Let me guess your next question will be ‘why does driving around killing people for kicks feel so good’ if we’re not supposed to do it? This is the exact line of thinking that will get you kicked out of heaven, with Jesus laughing at you all the way down!
Always Right
“why does shooting heroin feel so good’ if you’re not supposed to do it?”
Charles, I’ll assume you know that from experience.
“with Jesus laughing at you all the way down!”
That’s all right, I laugh at him every day because he hasn’t done shit for me. If Jesus is real, then him laughing at me is the least I could expect, and you know, honestly there is no way to prove if heaven is real or not, so until I die, there is no point in even trying to worry.
Charles, you don’t know the evils of this world, you haven’t even seen the top of the iceberg yet. While you are here worried about Harry Potter books and questionable lyrics in music, the world dies a little more every day. Gangs, like the Mexican mafia, the Japanese Yakuza (whom I’ve had some run-ins when I lived in Japan, trust me you’d rather not meet one), and the American Neo-Nazi’s, THESE are the things you should be concerned about. It bugs me to no end to see someone hatting the Statue of Liberty because it’s French when some 14 year old get’s killed half a block away by some Mafioso members because he is black. What you stupid people don’t seem to understand is that if you create a better world today, THEN you have “passage into heaven”. Keeping yourself free of sin just so you can go into heaven is selfish, and that in and of itself is a sin. So shut up, leave this site, and go donate to a good charity.
Oh man, I should DEFINITELY be on this list. I’ve read Harry Potter, I play Role Playing Games, I just got done playing GTA IV, I love fantasy novels, and I think STR is just about the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen! lol
Oh, and I am a devout believer in Christ, which is obviously something STR believes is deserving of hell. LOL.
wow, this site is ridiculous. So you guys actually hate all Muslims? So Using that same logic, I HAVE to hate all rich, middle-age, white people because of Ralph Cioffi and Matthew Tannin
@dylan just keep on reading the articles hun and you’ll find out just how ridculous STR really is haha :P.
WE ARE TAKING OVER
CHRISTIANITY IS GOING DOWN HOORAY
FUCK U
***RACISM IS PUNISHABLE BY RAPE AND SODOMY. ARE U RACIST?? YOU KNOW WHO WILL GET RAPED, DO U?
FUCK YOUR JESUS AND UR IMAGINARY GOD!
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@Killer damn that was absolutely beautiful dude you make me proud to be a STR basher nice job dude nice job :).
Now, Killer, if you say things like that you’re making those of us that are against this site no better than the people that write for it. The most important thing to do with these people is use logic and humility to insult them.
Remember: they are the hateful ones, don’t lower yourself to their level.
God bless you and keep you…jackasses.
that’s just about the truth of it :D.
You assholes forgot to mention us Wiccans! we’ll summon the devil on your ass!
“FUCK U”
Thank god your here, it would have taken me a week to figure out an insult that intense, phew that’s a load off my mind.
“You assholes forgot to mention us Wiccans! we’ll summon the devil on your ass!”
Perhaps I could be wrong, but I think Wiccan’s where healers. Pegans would be the ones that would summon the devil.
So anyway what’s the status on me making thatlist?
You’re usually so punctual, Shelley.
God bless you and keep you…jackasses
Oh by the way Proud Wiccan…way to not only kinda steal my blog name but also way to misrepresent our people. Whether it’s joke or you’re just misguided you’re only givingthem ammo. You’re an ass for saying that.
God bless you and keep you…jackasses
umm… shelley if “homosexutality is a disease” can i call into work gay? oh and just to realy piss her off DOUBLE YOur DRIVE SPACE DELeTE WinDOWs … windows works like this “C program run C program crash C programer quit XD
oh and link i used to be wiccan think of pagans and wiccans like cafolics and protestants and proud witch proud wiccan has been here longer than you and she was only joking in that post anzay
Omg so many fucked up retarded people who post good things on here, like get a fucking life, you think your right and every1 else is wrong, your just a bunch of fucked up people, this page is so fake, its not god who decides when we die, its just luck how long you live for, any1 who thinks this is real needs to go to a fucking mental hospital and get fucken locked up, shelley your a fucking retarded Cow, so go fuck your sister you homophobic bitch
What a dumb cunt.
STR is a bunch of liars
was your father also your brother?
there must be a reason for your idoicy
YOU FAT IGNORANT BIGOTED WHORE
RACIST
i’m english and your a fucking immagrant aren’t you
FUCKING HIPPOCRITE
@TRULY ATHIEST who are you talking to dude?
All I can say is, what the fuck!?
After a quick glance at this website, I found it is full of paranoid zealot bull shit!
I swear this is the most ignorant, diluted crap I have ever read! Like you think Linux users are bad for the US? it’s just a fucking operating system for a computer, you dumb bitch!!!
You think terrorists, gays, Mormons, school teachers, etc. Are a harm to the united states, look in the mirror you fucking cunt! Twisting god’s teachings to fucking hate everything! All i can say is how fucking dare you!
Get your diluted religious zealot head out of your ass! Hell you need to be institutionalized you crazy bitch. I bet your the kind of person that’ll walk up to me in that vacant stare (that you can only get after intense brain washing) and ask that if I accept Christ as my savior. And if i said anything other than yes, or happened to belong to any other religion. You’ll flat out tell me that I’m going to hell, and look at me like I committed the crime of the century!
Shut the fuck up you cunt!
God is an all knowing and perpetually forgiving God for all who turn to Him. I fail to see, as you do, that God will forgive you for all things but not for supporting/condoning/not-opposing anything on the list above. This is a demeaning and horrible insult to the name of God. A simple quote will support my argument.
“God is Love” 1 John 4:8
Does love kill? No.
Love dies for you.
You demean the name of God with this “Hit-list” only remember:
Abel’s Blood Cried for Vengeance.
Jesus’ Blood Cried For MERCY!
God is Love
Does Love Kill?
No.
Love DIES for you.
“Love your Neighbor as yourself” Will you put that as a hated quote?
All peoples actions will be judged on the Last day.
I hope your ready Shelley…
@ anonymous: There is no reasoning with her, so I think threatening someone with hell who condemns other people to hell regularly probably would not be the best method of conversion.
But that’s just a guess.
Shelley is too set in stone to change. This site needs to bring back the page on it that said it was a joke so people don’t take it serious.
Umm, trying to figure out of this is just a really tacky joke.
Linux users?
Chronicles of Narnia?
(You know that they are Christan advertising written by CS Lewis – yeah, the ultra conservative, one of the foremost Christan writers/lectures/thinkers of our time?)
Please, somebody tell me this is a joke and not the result of somebody huffing too much paint thinner (which somehow missed the list)
I am just sitting here looking at Shelly The Republican from across the street through binoculars. She is touching herself in a sinful way. Luckily, masturbation is not on the list.
By the way, stupid, Chronicles of Narnia is a christian propaganda piece of crap.
What about listening Alanis Morissette ?
Listen this and tell me :
http://www.deezer.com/track/59886
Wow, god bless you. If I had half a brain I would totally elect you president of stuff.
I love beeng a republican. It gives me the voice to say nothing while doing stuff.
I think Mexicans are obnocksious. If i had a dick I would totally skcrew there wifes.
But as a typical loyal follower of your intalliganet discussions of crist and stuff, i promose to become a miniteman. I wil sit on lunch chair and wave a plastic flag made in chine for freedoms.
god bles amerka. if crist wastnt a jew he woold totally voete for yous.
Sandy Turdness
Amen to that! Let the load Jeusu Christ in His love and wisdom smite and kill every last one of those listed above and see that they burn in hell!
Accept Jesus Christ as your load an savior or die! Onward Christian Solders!
Your’s in Christ, J.D. Hintz
ok first thing im a alterboy at a very religois church and i go sundays and wedsdays
but i read the narnia books and huckleberry finn
oh did i meantion i love neil young oh and another thing
obama 4 president 2008
check it and r yall saying that all blacks are bad
give me a scripture that says that
and about gays 2
aight id be out of here
I is back,bitches!!!
I’m glad that this satirical website included Joel Osteen. I love that dude.
P.S., Michael Franti is a great guy and would make a great addition to this list.
Shelly,
I must say I stumbled upon your website and I did see a few things that I do agree with. However after looking deeper into your website I felt sick and disgusted. You are the most rasict person that I have seen in a long time. And this Gods hitlist makes me sick to my stomach. I am a Christian who goes to church twice a week and I have to say that you remind me of Hitler. After reading some of your comments that you made about Canadians and other countries I was greatly offended. I am a canadian! It is people like you and this Brother Bob that make people go against Christianity and turn away for the church. You are such a narrow minded person. You preach about free speach yet if someone is of a different view you label them as an enemy of GOD an say that they want to die. Who cares what other people think. They are all entitled to their own opinions and to make their own decisions. If they make a decision that you feel is wrong or is against the bible oh well. its their choice. God gave us free will to make our own decisions. As long as we spread the word about the bible we are doing our job God will do the rest. Its not out job to prosecute them. I pray that you will smarten up and take down this “Gods hitlist”. Remember that you are going to have to answer to him when you die and I hope that you take a closer look at the bible. I should be on that list. feel free to put my name Andrew Santos up there for I enjoy many of those things on the list and I believe in Gay rights and other things like that even though it is my opinion that homosexuality is wrong. so they make a decision that i dont agree with they deserve equal rights and to live there lives in peace without people like you harrassing them.
And Brother Bob sickness is not always God punishing people. People get sick. Both my parents were killed by AIDS and my mom never did anything to be punished for all she did was love her family. I hope that you pray long and hard for what you have told and preached to people for God said that he will deal harshly with anyone that leads his flock astray. If you would like to reply feel free to email me at asantos_inc@hotmail.com I am more then happy to talk with you about “opinions” that you try to force upon others.
And to all those with the courage to think for yourselves. I congragulate you. Even if you dont share the same beliefs I thank you for speaking out and not following what one says. I pray that you all have a blessed life and that you continue with your beliefs. If anyone would like to discuss your beliefs or hear about mine I am happy to share or listen feel free to email me. I wish you all the best
ohoh… I hope I will never be on this list… I don’t want to go to hell!
If you are on this list you will not go to hell. God is not going to send you to hell for reading harry potter or driving a hybrid car drinking starbucks. he doesnt care about that stuff. As long as you live a good life and follow what it says in the bible you will be fine. Just read the bible for yourself and see what it tells you. Dont listen to what shelly says. shes just a crack pot hillbilly house wife with to much time on her hands.
I see I’m still not on the list,even after all the coservative-bashing I’m still nowhere.
*sigh*
@santos-”If you are on this list you will not go to hell.” I don’t really think anyone was convinced otherwise.
Why am I not on this list? That’s depressing.
why would god have a hitlist?! it’s GOD you’re talking about here ya know…”love your enemy as yourself” – Jesus, this list isn’t love, it’s hate in text format, please don’t confuse god’s will with your human one…
OMG! u guys are on GOD’s HITLIST!!!
right there it says PURPOSE DRIVEN CHURCH!
ever church has a purpose and the drive for it
This Church in particular is bashing on good quality television (such as Kenny vs. Spenny)
While saying THIS FILTH SHOULD BE REMOVED
you guys are imposing your religion and beliefs on others therefore making you PURPOSE DRIVEN!!
ya stupid bush-lovin fucktards
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY!!! ur a fuckin’ dumbass shelley go to a church or something….. holy fuck this made me laugh… and btw dumbass are you on crack? u must be, if not what? cuz if not, fuck, ur retarded
If all that shit IS going to hell, then I want to go to hell too. I like starbucks, maybe me and satan will have an iced espresso with cream? Anyone else with me? We can all go at the same time and sit at one big table all with laptops but we can just sit and type random letters so that people will think we’re cool.
yeah i’m with ya and don’t forget the sunscreen lol.
Jesus hates liberals, comunists and democrats. He will kill you all!
…forgot to mention hippies
ya you cant forget the hippies lol
@J.D is that so? well here’s my reply to that
jesus hates the following
1.shelley goodman
2.bbn
3.sam johnston
4.J.D Hintz
5.charles chuck roast aka: always right
6.Christians who have their nose aka:STR they have their nose so far up their ass that it stabs their puny assed brains.
7.dumbass republicans who can’t spell europe right once STR.
so put that in your pipe and smoke it J.D you stupid son of a bitch.
“STR they have their nose so far up their own ass,that it stabs their puny brains”
Yep,just like George Clooney and 58% of San Fransisco.
haha darth good one.
Hey, just thought I’d drop in to say hi :D
I’m a homosexual, crossdressing, Muslim Communist hailing from Germany. Cool website :) In my spare time I like attending Marxist meetings and going to Gay Bars. Can we be friends please :D
Rofl Nizlopi good one that made me laugh out loud.:P
I still think this is a joke/parody of ultra conservatives. There’s a poll somewhere on this website which is ‘how do you make your kids learn bible’ – one of the answers is ‘beat them’ …surely no one is that moronic? These people probably love to be hated…anyway, regardless of what it is – it’s still very funny.
PS: Communism ftw.
oh yeah i’ve seen that poll it’s probably in the poll archives.
‘Shelly’ is probably just a couple of 20-something Law or History students from Harvard or Yale having a nice laugh xD
Shelly you must make your great grand father Hitler very proud. You and he would have ruled your foolish utopian world well together with your brain washed sheep following your every bleet. If anyone is on a fast track to hell girl it’s you. If there is a god(hehehe) who knows he could be dining with easter bunny and santa right now and talking about what a nasty person you are and trust me for the evil prays you make you would be on the suffer long time list.
Only a False christian or a evil person would pray for harm to befall others.
You are the most self-rightous bigget, dribbling the worst kind of brain washed propergander since Hitler.
God hates..? No wonder he loves America.
@John no god don’t hate god loves everyone at least that’s what i was taught :).
‘@John no god don’t hate god loves everyone at least that’s what i was taught :).’
In the case of Shelly, God has made an exception.
this the worst website ever
THERE IS NOT GOD
ron paul for persident
THERE IS NO GOD
GET THAT SHIT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL
that’s your opinion ed turrner m beliefs in god are to strong for me to deny that god’s existance even though i fucking and intensely hate god.
sara carter
who do u possibly hate god yet believe in him
i have personal reasons why i hate god i would have to be an athiest to not believe in him but i am not an athiest.and no offense but i do not have to explain myself to you cause my beliefs in god is none of your business so please mind your business.and seeing as though you don’t believe in god i definately do not have to answer to you.
i don’t mean to make you mad or offend you but my religious beliefs are really none of your business.
goood.u people bought jesus for america?????then he must be really a god to beieve.funny.
Might I suggest that you ad “The Jonas Brothers” to your list. They make my daughter’s eyes light up sinfully with lust and desire…she’s only six! I fear for the day that she crosses into true womanhood and through God’s beautiful curse finally begins menstruation. I don’t want to be a grandma at 35 like that woman on food stamps down the street!
- Laura
God don`t hate the people, only what they do!
read your holy bible!he loves the sinner, not the sins!
wow. Congrats Shelley, your site is on my favs. I could not stop laughing. Bono? Really? By putting him on that list,are you saying that ALL the good things he’s done, and ALL the people he’s helped, are making him a sinner, or that it’s something else he’s done, and that all that stuff I just mentioned is meaningless? Are you saying that by making this site, your better than him? Please, I HAVE to know that one.
PS- my namesake, Itachi, is an anime character who killed his whole family. Have fun :)
I’m forever amused by people that think they believe in God the MOST and are therefore entitled to speak for him.
you know he smites heretics, right?
Jesus Christ (God Won)
@ butthead: LOL
I’m trying to figure out whether Shelley is parodying conservatives or if she really is being honest. I don’t think anyone who was trying for satire could do it. Shelley, please don’t change. we still want to laugh at you. Just don’t procreate.
I wanna be on this list i really do so to get a start. WHY IN THE WORLD DOES GOD HATE GERMANS? Now i am pissed off officially. I am part German you stupid assholes. God doesn’t hate anyone. Only you do. Most of the people and things on your list weren’t even IN the Bible let alone imagined when it was given to man by God. Man didn’t have the capacity to even think of it, and if he did. HE WAS A WITCH AHAHAHAHA. sorry had to have fun it was great anyways yes i am random as hell get over it, or don’t i don’t care. I really hope that i get on the list so FUCK SHELLEY AND ALL YOU ASSHOLES HERE THAT HELP RUN THIS SITE!!!!! who am i voting for……..hmmmmmmm HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE ME TO BE ON THIS LIST?????? i really wanna be on it. anyways who am i voting for……..OH I GOT IT RUDY GIULIANI! oh wait nvm gotta think OH YEAH OBAMA! I listen to rap, i don’t do drugs but that doesn’t matter becuase all rap is evil right? So is Hannah Montana but i don’t see her on this list so whats going on here STR isn’t on top of things. Maybe i’m not on the list because i use logic? Do you guys think that could be it?
God doesn’t hate anyone, he even created Satan. My question to you is why do support the military yet you vote for COWARDS??
Hybrid Cars? You put Hybrid Cars on a burn-in-hell hitlist? OK, today I Googled “hybrid cars”, and a bunch of other terms and ended up with your blog as the “number 3 choice. Ma’am, you are a screw-ball (whoops, sorry, screw – bad word).
I mean, how many people are there like you out there? This is scary. Did you wake up one morning after dreaming revelations and exclaim “LORD HAVE MERCY – HYBRID CARS ARE EVIL”. Are you on Prozac? Pot? I mean, if you’re gonna announce an evil car, choose a Yugo.
I am scared…very scared. I hope you are too young to vote. We are doomed.
I am in complete awe after reading this page. It’s been a long, long time since I have read such an opinionated, hard-headed, and illiterate collection of hatred. You, as well as I know that if your God really exists, you have no moral right to tell people what he does and doesn’t approve of in the modern *Real* world. And the hitlist…. c’mon. Seriously. “God won, he died of cancer!” Are you completely insane?
8==>~~~ this is my penis jizzing all over this site because it’s worth about the same as a dirty cumrag.
You are racist.
Whats wrong with affirmative action?!?!?
It’s stopping people from discriminating against African Americans!
(But homosexuality is wrong)
Im a christian and believe in god, BUT YOUR SITE IS EXTREMELY RACIST AND HAS MANY STATEMENTS THAT GOD OPPOSES!!
LOL!!!
Hybrid cars and starbucks!!!!!
You’ve GOT to be kidding me!!
Seriously… Global Warming is sinful??
They have proof that humans have been raising the temperature of earth by burning fossil fuels!
AND In the bible it said god would destroy the world with fire in his second coming. What if global warming is that fire?
Did you ever for a moment consider that if God truly opposed these people you never would have heard of them in the first place? That by making this list in the first place you have denigrated God as an impotent non-entity who must rely on you and others to do his work for him?
Perhaps you should put yourself on the list for ignorant blasphemy?
Dear Shelley,
As I sit here at my desk, tapping away at the keys of my laptop, i am immediately asking myself this question: “What the FUCK did your parents do to you?”
I understand that saying that will probably cause you offense, but quite frankly, I couldn’t give a rat’s arse. There is no way in hell, which you’re going to by the way, that anything you are saying, could be classed as anything but purely sadistic and evil.
You think that reading a religious document, other than one that applies to you, is worthy of “Burning”. Have you ever sat down and read the “Qur’an” Shelly? I’m guessing not, because of what you believe in and how you choose to convey them. Another thing I’m not sure about, in a fair environment (sadly far, far away from this site) any Muslim would be able to express their hate for The Bible. Would you be up for me telling you that YOU will be burning in hell for reading such a sacrilegious document, according to my beliefs? I think not.
As for your obvious lack of ANY education, I hope that you get some help with that. I know that learning new things is hard, but maybe you’ll find that people will hate you less and stop plotting your death, because you are such a cunt that even God will give you cancer, just so you’ll know how extremely you fucked up in spreading his word.
I know that this comment is getting rather long and quite a bit random, but please bear with me for a while longer, I will be finished soon.
You hate Gay/Lesbian’s because you claim they “Hurt America” WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??!?!??!!? As a Gay male, who is actually relieved that I’m in Australia so I don’t feel the act upon the urge to kill you, I find that extremely offensive and believe that it is people like you, that are what is wrong with the world. You sit there, in front of your computer, with your Neo-Nazi Swastika on one side and your Crucifix on the other, writing about how many people/things/groups are out there to hurt you and to hurt your country. I admit, that there are things that have been done, which are unspeakable acts of violence and terrorism, with all parties involved deserving the maximum sentace that is available. But that doesn’t mean that you should vilify an entire culture, because a few extremist’s took it too far and decided to fly some planes into a few buildings and kill a lot of people.
I’m not religious, but I do have some friends who are Christians and I understand and respect their beliefs, as they do mine. You, however, do not deserve that luxury. I cannot get over the fact that you are a spiteful bitch who should die, so “God” can get his revenge and you get to party for all of eternity in hell with a bunch of Gay’s and some Abortionists over by the Salad Bar, where the Vegans are protesting about Cheese next to the Muslims and the Germans getting into a Jelly fight with the Mormons and the people who drove Hybrids.
As a fellow human being, although it’s unclear if you deserve that title, I have to tell you how deeply ashamed and disappointed in you I am. It’s people like you that are what’s wrong with the world.
No matter what religion, race, orientation or beliefs, we should treat each other with respect and dignity. So I apologize if anything I said was crossing a line, it won’t happen again, but I needed to say it. You already have enough people wanting your blood Shelley, I thought it best to know that I’m not one of them. Don’t take me wrong, I think the world would be a better place if you were to die, but that still doesn’t mean I want to pull the trigger or be responsible for your death. Your just sick. You don’t know anything else than hate and lashing out at minority groups, or people other than your standards of normal.
I want you to know how sorry I am for you and that I hope that you find help soon. Before it’s too late.
Kind Regards mixed with Rot in Hell Bitch!
-Nathan
Weyhey, i am a Mormon!
Seriously, this is hysterical! you are going to hell my friend, you!
Wow! This is interesting. As a mental health professional, I can assure you that you need professional assistance. As Christians, we are taught that God is benevolent, forgiving, and loving. Slinging hatred is so sad (on both sides of the political spectrum). May God forgive you for not finding the strength to love your fellow man.
At first I was pissed about this site, but now I just think this is hilarious. This has got to be a parody of conservatism. If not, you are really one interesting person and I’d love to debate you in public. Are you a comedienne? I’m going to let everyone know about this site. Keep going. . .
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is this som kind of joke. how can all this good things sounds so wrong in your ears,
just wonder…
You people are totally out of touch with the “real world”. It’s people like you who are destroying this great country. Why do you feel the need to force people to believe what you believe? Why do you try to crush anything that you feel is outside of those beliefs. Who are you to dictate who god loves or hates? People who judge like you will be judged in the end. You people are more like the religious zealots of the muslim faith that are terrorists than you can imagine. I stumbled upon this site as a registered republican looking for views on Gov. Palin and I am truly disgusted.
This is what STR posted on youtube in response to a journalist being beat up by police at the Rrepublican National Convention in St. Paul.
“That is the way we have to treat anti-american scum like that! Don’t even listen to their crap. Beat them down, arrest then and if necessary, execute them!(!!!!-my emphasis)
We need to do what we can to protect the Homeland!
Shelley N. Goodman, Iowa City
ShelleyTheRepublican”
This isn’t from a Republican. It’s from an anti-American Nazi.
This chick isn’t serious… she can’t be… this site is so hillariously crazy, I refuse to believe that Shelly the Republican isn’t trying to make people laugh. Having a blog page outlining God’s Hitlist is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while. And then she ups the anti by including a Wrong Choices list followed by: Harmful phrases, Harmful bands,Other Things And People That Make God Angry, and my personal favourite, Hell’s Library. To be honest after reviewing it all, I’m kinda jealous I’m not on that list. Keep delivering Shelly, this is solid gold!
I’d bet a pretty penney that you haven’t read any book in that hell’s library of your’s. Not because I think you believe it’s immoral, but more because i don’t believe you can actually read.
And by the way, I’m pretty sure Son of Sam had a couple of these lists kickin around as well. On one hand it’s kinda funny… On the other it’s FUCKING TERRIFYING!
And by the way I’m pretty sure Son of Sam had a few of these lists of his own. On one hand it’n kinda funny… On the other hand it’s completely fucking terrifying.
I have to say, in all honesty, this list makes me want to violently murder people. I don’t tend to have any view other than human beings themselves are beautiful… but gosh. This is… enraging isn’t the word, so much as… sad. I have lost a significant amount of hope in the human race because of this.
God doesn’t want anyone dead. If he wanted a human dead, he’d want us ALL dead. So you decide you right wing nuthead, whether we should get rid of the commies along with the rest of us, or should we all try to get along and not act like children.
GG
And for the record, no gun control FTW. Let me get my gorram gun to kill people. That way I feel justified.. >.>
Hey, violent Jesus worshiper (or Colbert wannabe), you need to put me on your voodoo hit list for your make believe friend. I even think your cult is another form of pedophilia. I take joy at the thought of you living next door to gays or trying to hide your own homosexual proclivities from what constitutes your nonlinear family tree. Like Jefferson and Newton, I am filled with evil intent against your hocus pocus.
I was always taught that God loves everybody!? You have totally opened up my eyes. I will never again view or believe the concrete evidence of Global Warming. I will punch my old Literature Professor in the face besides the fact that shes gone out of her way MANY times to help me when I was down and helped me realize I can make something of myself with a little work. I will never again listen to non-uniform styles of music and bless my ears only with the holy “country” styles of music (apparently approved by God) that benefited the most after 9/11 but NEVER DONATED A FUCKING CENT TO ANY CHARITIES! If Hell even exists I’m sure you’ll enjoy the accommodations. Plus you’ll be amongst friends like Bush, Hagee, and Hitler (The person every young… whatever you people call yourselves. I believe Neoconservatives or something to that effect… aspire to be).
Also, are you sure it wasn’t Mein Kampf, not Mine Camp that was supposed to be listed in the book section. I tried to find a book titled Mine Camp but no go.
god won when people died? are you seriously a religous person? or you just like tricking your own mind to believing bullshit like that? Im not religious and I even think you are on a path to hell. Wanting people to go to hell isnt in the bible nor taught at all. Try reading it first and not listening to “Pasteur rapes a lot but only under the name of god.” Bring SPF 50 its more affective.
Let me start off by saying to everyone that there’s nothing “right-wing” about this person at all. Ms. Shelley
is just nothing more than some mentally handicapped lady, who’s mother took a whole lot of “mind enhancing” drugs while pregnant with her. She was probably abused as a child, either physically, verbally or sexually…or all of the above. And most likely by a member of the same sex.
She’s not a christian…she only claims to make the real ones look bad. She’s a hypocrite and a crazy person. She contradicts everything that the bible says. I doubt she has the attention span to read it and fully understand what it says. God doesn’t have a hit list, if he did she’d definately be up top. I’m appalled to come by a site like this and read such screwed up thoughts. I’m sure she’s also an attention whore and she enjoys enraging people and getting under their skin. The only thing we can do is pray that God heals her soul. Because though she’s not on God’s “hate” list, she’s definately on Satans! Hey Shelley…I know the saying is “don’t drink the kool-aid”, but for the earths sake…you should give it a try.
You have to be the dumbest fucking people on the face of this fucking earth, get a real fucking hobby and eat a piece of multicultural shit you fucking hicks
first off your talking about all this religous bull shit. There is no proof that god is real except for a book that was written by the people your saying we should punch in the face. Yes I mean middle easterners. Sure it would be nice if there is a god and heaven but your just insane about it. I listen to all the music you hate like system of a down, queens of the stoneage, sublime, afro man, rage agianst the machine, red hot chili peppers, nine inch nails, guns n roses, killswitch engage, the white stripes, nirvana, korn, rammstein, disturbed, pantera, mushroom head, and beastie boys. Last what is wrong with vegitarians. I mean vegans are assholes always preaching about how we shouldn’t even lay a finger on animals but vegitarians are mostly a buck of hot girls who just don’t like the taste of meat. Listen your insane and half the shit you say doesn’t make sense. You should be shot so you don’t piss people off any more with your insane thoughts and make people waste their time typing shit up and arguing with you like me.
HAHAHA!!! god hates the dixie chicks!! HAHAHA!!! LOLOLOL!!! this woman has to be a joke because i have never laughed so hard in my life!!! OMFG!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!
Can you meet me behind the church tonite, after Father molests you? We can talk sweet right-wing thoughts with each other :) Can’t wait to see you!
Daddy wants to meet you before you go to church tonite. He says bring the kneepads and a tissue…
Love,
Mom
Hi Shelley, could you add one more name to your Hitlist? Yourself… I find you to to be an embarrassment, and find it offensive you use my name for your hate speech. I’ve talked to Satan, and he is leaving a spot one for you. Take care, the sweet spawn of the Devil….
Regards,
God
Dvargas, your repetitive comments have been deleted. Feel free to post as much as you want (we have a zero censorship policy), however please try not to be so tiresome. I know it’s hard for liberals like you to be original.
Jimmy
Wow, Jimmy, even I’m a better mod than you are. Let me tell you how it’s done. In the event of double or multiple posts, rather than delete them, you *merge* them. Look up the word in a dictionary, it’s very handy *thumbs up*
Link, feel free to start your own blog with your own rules.
In this site, if some douchebag like Dvargas posts essentially the same comment over and over again we simply delete all but the first. Why, you might ask?
Simply because even if I were to merge Dvargas’ ignorant repetitive twaddle it would still be ignorant and repetitive. We generally allow our readers to make fools of themselves if they so wish, however we do draw the line when people post the same ill-considered nonsense over and over again.
Life is too short to merge his kind of Rubbish.
Perhaps you made the mistake of acting like you know any or all of my experience, trust me, I’ve been around the block a few times to know how like practically every single other blog/forum works :/. I’ve only been a moderator for animeyume.org and mangaforums.org for…. going on two years now. Hell I was a global mod on animeyume.org before the site crashed. As for starting my own site with my rules. I only would like to in order to slap around this one all day long, sadly you guys have you “legal team” to keep people away. Yeah, that’s a real good example of “a zero censorship policy” and respect for the first amendment. Not to mention I lost over 6000 dollars in the stock market crash last week, I couldn’t afford a web domain and storage if I sold my kidney, all thanks to good old Bush.
I do think dude was being retarted, and making a fool of himself, make no mistake I’m no where near as quaint, but that’s aside from the point that stupid or not everyone gets an equal opportunity to post their opinions. Obviously, yes it was stupid, I’m not arguing that point. I don’t like idiots associating themselves with me and acting like that and don’t really mind their posts being deleted, but my question is where exactly do you cross the line, if I posted my same argument twice with different examples etc would it be deleted?
Perhaps you made the mistake of acting like you know any or all of my experience, trust me, I’ve been around the block a few times to know how like practically every single other blog/forum works :/. I’ve only been a moderator for animeyume.org and mangaforums.org for…. going on two years now. Hell I was a global mod on animeyume.org before the site crashed.
I bet you invented the Internet even before Al Gore claims to have done so. Please save your resume for your next job flipping burgers. I do not care what kind of hentai you like to jerk off to or what kind of cosplay turns you on.
The facts are as I stated them: We do not censor, even your insane proclamations are permitted on the site. On the other hand if somebody posts multiple messages with virtually identical content in a row we will usually post the one that looks the most coherent and delete the rest. That’s our policy. It’s been our policy for the entire history of this site. If you don’t like it, simply don’t post multiple identical comments.
You’ve not made one argument (other than a preposterous appeal to authority) for why we ought to change what seems like a sensible and effective policy.
Jimmy
“You’ve not made one argument (other than a preposterous appeal to authority) for why we ought to change what seems like a sensible and effective policy.”
I beg your pardon, but uhm, when was this an argument, I was merely stating my opinion, your the one over reacting, my case in point: “I bet you invented the Internet even before Al Gore claims to have done so. Please save your resume for your next job flipping burgers. I do not care what kind of hentai you like to jerk off to or what kind of cosplay turns you on.”
If you really want to get down to it I could very well compete with most people with computer hardware. I’d love to see you fabricate a 4 gig ROM chip to fit a PCI 133 RAM chip slot and have it actually work. As for my next job flipping burgers, don’t make me laugh. I work from home and I’m not nearly so quaint as you seem to think. Finally, hentai? Ha, get off of wikipedia and go learn counter culture for yourself.
wonderful satire! keep up the good work!
- a laugh a day keeps the doctor away. :P -
I love how you make fun of those silly christians, hail satan.
@link
“I lost 6000 dollars in the stock market crash last week…thanks to good old Bush”
No,link,don’t go insulting bush,bush is what makes most guys get out of bed in the morning,bush is how we’ll get through this financial crisis,bush is what makes the world go round.So you show bush some goddamned respect!
Now George W. Bush is who you should blame all our financial problems on.
[...] I’ll be so lucky as to get on “God’s Hitlist.” Some of the people on this simpleton’s list already include: “Enemies of the [...]
“GOD’S HITLIST”
so…now God is an assassin?! lol Charles Mason and God must be great friends.
“Aaron Russo (God won – died of cancer!)”
lol very Christian
great satire ;) keep up the good work, show the world how stupid some republicans are.
How dare you write Charles Darwin on here. Thats a disgrace, he is more worthy of life than who wrote this crap. If heaven DID exist, I bet hes kicked god out of his chair.
I can so tell that the people who own this site have had no education. And if they have, it has all gone down the drain by creating this page and writing pure lies on it.
STR et al,
Wisdom says condemn not that ye be not condemned, but use good judgment.
It would be better to see less hate and more good judgment in our world.
Do you mean Mien Kampf?…Interesting you should oppose such a book, what with having the same hit list and all…
if the US constitution mentions separation of church and state, and the US is god’s country, then why would god hate it if god made the country?
blablabla
also lol at burning for reading harry potter
you are funny lol lol lol
I’d like to say this. Stop shoving words into Gods mouth, how do you know that he wants to kill these people and how do you know the devil wrote these books?
One thing for thought, you might BE on God’s Hitlist yourself.
You’d be funny if you weren’t so pathetic. I’m sure that you shoulder your Christian persecution with a brave face and all, but unless God tells you these things directly, I’m simply amused. If God DOES tell you these things directly, then I’m scared.
From one Christian to another, how dare you decide that the love of Christ is to be withheld from the people on your snotty little lists.
Jesus wept.
Are you for real? Because this website seems like either satire or one written by a highly unintelligent person. lol His Dark Materials (golden compass/subtle knife/amber spyglass) isn’t on their
Congratulations, Shelley, on hosting a train wreck.
Maybe you need to blog less and read more.
Lmao this is hilarious, I should be ok though I dont see being an atheist on any of the lists. I laugh everytime I hear the words “muslim extremist” when are they gonna start callin like it is and mention the “christian extremists” oh wait they do have a name for them, theyre called SHEEP.
If this isn’t a joke, I must say, you people are fucked in the head. I really hope that you guys are just joking, because this kind of narrow minded kinda bullshit is why we are screwed in America now. I am planning on voting for Obama. If you have a problem with him just because he is black, or his middle name is hussein (NOT HIS CHOICE HIS PARENTS GAVE HIM THAT NAME)or that his last name sounds like OSAMA, you guys should go and uck yourselves in the ass!!!!!!!
Just, you guys make me sick to my stomach
I am a liberal.
I am Indian
I am Hindu
OBAMA 08
I have gay friends
I have gay relatives
I read the Da vinci code— one of my favorites
am pro choice on abortion
I believe in gun control
I am pro gay marriage
You people make me sick
I hope you are joking…
Now can I be on the hitlist!!!!
First off, this site is totally a joke. Shelley is a parody of Republicans these days. Sadly, Shelley is increasingly accurate in his/her parodying…
Secondly, I DO have a problem with Obama, but it has nothing to do with his race, or his name. It has everything to do with the fact that he’s a socialist. His recent “spread the wealth” around comments prove that better than anything *I* could have said prove it.
So if you work hard, and if you want to give your children a better life, I’d steer clear of voting for Obama OR McCain. They’ve both stated their intentions to take your money and give it to causes THEY think are deserving rather than let YOU decide what you want to spend it on. (Your children, etc.)
I know, I know, Obama promises that unless you make $250,000, he won’t raise your taxes. Doesn’t matter, it’s still socialism, and it’s still going to lower the work ethic in this crappy economy. And what makes you all think he’ll stop at $250,000? He’s a statist, and statists want more and more power and wealth.
I’m voting for Bob Barr. I’m probably still worthy of hate by Shelley. lol
This is probably the most ridiculous thing I have ever read. But then again, it’s hardly surprising that right wing Americans make ridiculously outlandish inferences from the Bible and then label anyone not agreeing with them as a heretic, terrorist or anti-patriot. I just find it confusing that Jesus somehow communicated in the New Testament that we should hate Bob Dylan. All of your beliefs are based on hatred, racism, and ignorance, which completely violates the Golden Rule. But in a sense, America is getting a taste of how it treats other nations. The economy is the worst it has ever been, hundreds of thousands of soldiers are mired in a pointless war in Iraq, a large percentage of the population has no health insurance, and you have just had the worst leader in the history of the country.
@Taliesin the great thing about this great country is that us americans can vote for whomever they choose.
Obama/Biden “08″
@Sara Yup, you can vote for whomever you choose. I DO have some problems with the system not allowing valid candidates to have their say, like Nader, Barr, McKinney and Baldwin. All of these people are running for President and yet most people have MAYBE heard of Nader.
And there are plenty of people who are voting for Obama because he’s a charismatic guy. I hope those people don’t ever plan on achieving anything in their lifetimes, because Obama’s stated goal is to take it away from them when they do.
I’m also sure there will be many who vote for Obama primarily because they DON’T want to DO anything, and would rather have everything given to them by the government. Socialism is quite attractive for the lazy.
However, I can’t in good conscience vote for socialism, whether it looks like a Republican or a Democrat. I can’t see that it’s actually worked anywhere in the world. Generally, it tends to degrade society as people realize the harder they work, the more is taken away. Ultimately, that causes everyone to work just hard enough to make it by, which only depresses an economy further.
I don’t seek to change anyone’s vote, though. All I ask is that you look at your candidate’s stance on real issues, not whether he sounds eloquent, whether he has a ‘D’ or an ‘R’ after his or her name. Look at the far-reaching implications of said policy stances. Don’t just look at what it gets you in the short term. Look at Hawaii which has had to cancel its socialized medicine program after only a short time due to lack of funds. Look at the former Soviet Union. What really bothers me is people who vote for someone BECAUSE they’re black or not-black. Because they’re a Republican or Democrat. Because they want “change”. There is a distinct lack of substance in this election, and it’s really disheartening to hear people say they want to vote for McCain because “we can’t have Obama in the White House.” Or they’re voting for Obama “because we need change.” Those same people when asked about how Obama wants to “spread the wealth around”, or when asked about why John McCain wants to spend $300 Billion to buy up bad mortgages have no idea where their candidates stand on the issues.
A Representative Republic only works when the voters educate themselves on the issues. I don’t care which way you or anyone else votes, Sara. I just ask that you inform yourself.
I’m probably being a little too serious for this site, though. How’s this? I’m a (VERY, VERY) conservative Christian (Orthodox Presbyterian) who plays Dungeons and Dragons, reads Harry Potter and almost any other fantasy I can get my hands on, drinks and brews his own (preferably dark) beer, and thinks that “Christians” trying to use the State to legislate Christian morality are WRONG. All of those are very true points, and probably just caused Shelley’s head to explode.
You’re kidding me right? This is the most stupid thing i ever read in my whole life…
I really hope you don’t make this seriously because if you do…
You americans are just plain weird.
Obviously too much time on your hands to make up your own fantasies.
Got to admit though that you must have amazing intuitive powers to have Cho Seung Wi on god’s hitlist and were able to note that ‘god won’ this battle.
Get it into your head that he really doesn’t exist, any more than the genius Dawkins reckons the tooth fairy does.
Suppose you’ve no teeth either…..
mentalist.
@Taliesin sounds like to me in your comment that your trying to influence peoples decision to vote and don’t talk to me again douchebag.
and don’t tell me to inform myself you idiot.
@Taliesin the canidates you just post have no substance which is probably why they have’nt been able to seek the presidential nominee.
@Taliesin disregard the comment where i called you a douchebag sorry for that dude.
will you mary me. i’ve always wanted a retard to make me dinner and slurp my cum
I am going to laugh my ass off when they send you to a FEMA camp.
@sara carter
Thank you for proving my point about the cult of personality surrounding Obama. The candidates I listed did not seek the GOP or DNC nomination. THAT is why they didn’t get it.
As for their substance, you an Obama supporter claims that these candidates have less substance than the personality you’re voting for? Pretty darn funny. Here’s a question…did you even bother to check out the “substance” these candidates have before saying that? Don’t bother answering…you didn’t.
You’re voting for Obama and ignorant of his lack of substance, proving that you are as blind a supporter of your causes as Shelley, which sort of demonstrates why you keep coming back here. You’re sort of kindred spirits.
Apology about the “douchebag” comment accepted. I’ll no longer encourage you to actually pay attention to anything, or to make yourself a more informed person. Feel free to be ignorant and vote for Obama. When they come to take whatever money or property you may have managed to accumulate as per their stated and clear intentions, you’ll continue to be ignorant, as long as you do everything but inform yourself. Have fun with that. lol
Oh man, you have no idea how many times a day my Dad goes off on a fit when he finds out that a good, wholesome Christian goes Linux.
McCain ‘08!
This place saddens me greatly. To think people believe that god would approve of you actively having a hit list of people you want dead is frightening. Did Jesus not preach of loving others? Of loving even your enemies?
Why deny the teachings of Jesus?
Please, for the sake of your own souls abandon this vile hatred you have. You do not have to agree with those you currently hate so bitterly. you do not have to like them. But do not slander the Lord’s teachings by promoting violence and murder that so clearly violates the teachings of Jesus Christ.
Thank you for your time, and I pray that for your own sake you see some wisdom in my words. Goodnight.
You’re all fucking sick. Saying it’s good that someone died of cancer, etc?
You deserve to burn in fucking hell. It’s people like you that make me happy to be an atheist.
God doesn’t have a hit list. He doesn’t kill people. This blog is blasphemous, you make up stuff about who God hates and what he does. What your doing is making a list of people you haven’t even met and want to die and then saying that God, who cant hate anyone wants them to die. God doesn’t hate anyone. Your website isn’t Christian. It detests Christian values and is full of hate. Have you ever read the bible?
Dearest Shelley
You are one sick fuck, but I love ya. God bless you, hoever that may be.
God doesn’t have a hit list. He doesn’t kill people.
Yes he has – and yes he does (but if we pray hard enough). Please save your ignorant liberal babbling for Daily Kos.
jimmy goddard,
how do you know that god has a hitlist and and that he kills people? Who are you to say that? you’re not a saint… when Obama wins this general elction ill come and kcik your fucking head off
ROFL! This is a wonderful satire of those fundies! Great site! Keep up the work! ;D
Isn’t Narnia known as one of the biggest christian allegories? its loaded with christian symoblism and parralels!
The guy who wrote it also wrote a lot of open christian stuff as well!
There was a big thing on the news when the movie came out that people were complaining that it had ‘a christian agenda’
Well duh.
HOw the HELL do you know that God really wants those people dead? I think its you that wants them dead. It people like you that make the rest of the world hate America. If God Actually had a hitlist I think you should be on top of it! Do you know that blasphemy is an instant one way ticket to hell. People like you make me sick. Pull those poor misinformed troops out of Iraq. Its people like you that will start world war 3 and armageddon. I will pray for you tonight so that God may help you.
God save the queen.
This whole site is poorly done parody. It’s just a childish attempt at mocking conservatives and Christians.
Next…
WE WON. Ha Ha. Barack Obama has jus kicked John Mccains ass. We the Democrats prevail after all. I wish I could see the look on this fat behemoth’s face named Shelly right now. Barack OBAMA WON. Your such sore losers!
obama i snow the 44th president
i hate to say i told you so…
so all im going to say is
FUCK YOU BITHCH :D
on a further note, shelley, you pretty much drove me to atheism
Obama won.
Go fuck off and die now.
Hate is the work of the devil, NOT God. God loves ALL.
hmmm i have a couple hundred republicans for your stupid list lets see
Republican mayor Thomas Adams of Illinois charged with 11 counts of disseminating child pornography and two counts of possession of child pornography.
* Republican campaign worker and self proclaimed reverend Steve Aiken convicted of having sex with two underage girls.
* Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.
Republican activist and rising Colorado Republican star Randal David Ankeney, who named his dogs Nixon and Reagan, pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child. Later he was rearrested for 5 counts of sexual assault on a child, 3 counts of sexual enticement of a child, and one count of sexual exploitation of a child.
* Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.
* Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.
* Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000.
* Republican preacher Hewart Lee Bennett arrested for soliciting sex from 16 year old boys while claiming that he did so to gain their trust and then teach them the love of Jesus.
* Republican Christian Coalition chair Louis Beres investigated for molesting three female family members as teens.
* Clifton Bennett, 18, son of Arizona republican state senator Ken Bennett plead guilty to assaulting 3 boys, aged 11-15 with broomsticks up their rectal areas.
* Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.
* Republican golden boy and GOP employee Theodore Bundy executed for murdering over two dozen women.
* Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first-degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.
* Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl.
* Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.
* Republican judge and Nixon Supreme Court nominee Harrold Carswell charged with making a pass at an undercover male cop in a public bathroom.
* Republican Randall Casseday, human resource chair of the Washington Times, arrested for soliciting sex from a 13 year old.
* Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child.
* Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.
* Republican councilman John Collins pleads guilty to sexually molesting a 13 + 14 year old girls.
* Republican advertising consultant Carey Lee Cramer, who appeared in an ad blasting Al gore, convicted of molesting 9 yr old girl stepdaughter
* Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.
* Republican Committeeman John Curtain charged with molesting a teenage boy.
* Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen Sr., was charged with rape for allegedly paying a 15-year old girl for sex. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young women.
* Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos
* Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-yr-old girl.
* Republican activist and Focus on the Family Founder Pat Dobson advocates that fathers should show their penises to their sons while in the shower with them.
* Republican spokesman Brian Doyle arrested for trying to seduce a 14-year-old girl over the Internet.
* Republican director of the “Young Republican Federation” Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison.
* Republican congressman Mark Foley resigned from Congress after sending sexually explicit emails to former male pages under the age of 18.
* Republican constable Larry Dale Floyd of Denton arrested on suspicion of soliciting sex from an 8 yr old girl.
* Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl.
* Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.
* Republican Mayor Philip Giordano of Waterbury Connecticut is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls
* Republican activist Matthew Glavin was caught masturbating in public and fondling an undercover park ranger.
* Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), convicted in Florida on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.
* Republican Mayor John Gosek sentenced to jail for soliciting sex from two 15 year old girls.
* Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.
* Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter.
* Republican President of NYC Housing Development Russell Harding pleads guilty to possession of child pornography on his computer.
* Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a “good military man” and “church goer”, was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.
* Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.
* Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.
* Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.
* Republican activist Neal Horsley admits to having had sex with a mule.
* Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.
* Republican anti-gay activist Earl “Butch” Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.
* Republican activist Lawrence E. King, Jr. organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.
* Republican judge Ronald Kline was placed under house arrest for child molestation.
* Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail
* Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.
* Republican Douglas County election official Pat McPherson arrested for fondling a 17 yr old girl.
* Republican party supporter Timothy McVeigh blew up dozens of innocent children in Oklahoma City.
* Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.
* Republican state rep Brent Parker arrested for soliciting sex from undercover officer posing as male prostitute.
* Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.
* Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.
* Republican Boy Scout leader and zoning supervisor Dennis L Rader pleaded guilty for performing a sexual act on an 11-year-old girl he murdered.
* Republican petition leader Tom Randall pleads guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 14.
* Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his stepdaughter Susan Smith.
* Republican senator Rick Man on Dog Santorum and his wife forced their three children, all under the age of six, to play with a dead fetus in the crib of their home.
* Republican ex congressman Peter Schmitt of Orange County, California’s Republican daughter Mary Kay Lotorneau convicted of raping a 6th grader and bearing his two children.
* Republican congressman Ed Shrock resigned from Congress after found seeking sex on hotlines for homosexuals.
* Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.
* Republican governor Arnold Schwarzenegger allegedly had sex with a 16-year-old girl when he was 28.
* Republican campaign worker Mark Seidensticker is a convicted child molester.
* Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.
* Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.
* Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.
Republican party leader Bobby Stumbo arrested for having sex with a five-year-old boy.
* Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.
* Republican County Chairman Armando Tebano arrested for sexually molesting a 14 yr old girl.
* Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond raped a 15-year old black girl, which produced a child.
* Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet.
Republican consultant Lawrence Scott Ward arrested at Dulles airport after authorities found child pornography and videotapes of him having sex with children.
* Spokane Republican homophobic mayor Jim West recalled after evidence surfaced that he molested little boys.
* Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).
* Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.
* Republican activist and James Dobson protégé Steve Wilsey convicted of sexual assault after being charged with molesting an 8 year old boy.
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Randal D. “Randy” Ankeney, the convicted sex offender who just a few short years ago was a rising GOP star in Colorado, is being held on a $1 million bond in Larimer County.
Republicans abusing children:
It speaks for itself. The Dems had John Wayne Gacy; the Republicans have all of this. Coincidence???
* Republican mayor Thomas Adams of Illinois charged with 11 counts of disseminating child pornography and two counts of possession of child pornography.
* Republican campaign worker and self proclaimed reverend Steve Aiken convicted of having sex with two underage girls.
* Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.
Republican activist and rising Colorado
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Randal D. “Randy” Ankeney, the convicted sex offender who just a few short years ago was a rising GOP star in Colorado, is being held on a $1 million bond in Larimer County.
Republicans abusing children:
It speaks for itself. The Dems had John Wayne Gacy; the Republicans have all of this. Coincidence???
* Republican mayor Thomas Adams of Illinois charged with 11 counts of disseminating child pornography and two counts of possession of child pornography.
* Republican campaign worker and self proclaimed reverend Steve Aiken convicted of having sex with two underage girls.
* Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.
hmmmmm….. i realy wonder whos winning this argument
Republican consultant Lawrence Scott Ward arrested at Dulles airport after authorities found child pornography and videotapes of him having sex with children.
* Spokane Republican homophobic mayor Jim West recalled after evidence surfaced that he molested little boys.
* Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).
* Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.
* Republican activist and James Dobson protégé Steve Wilsey convicted of sexual assault after being charged with molesting an 8 year old boy.
1 year ago
Additional Details
1 year ago
Randal D. “Randy” Ankeney, the convicted sex offender who just a few short years ago was a rising GOP star in Colorado, is being held on a $1 million bond in Larimer County.
Republicans abusing children:
It speaks for itself. The Dems had John Wayne Gacy; the Republicans have all of this. Coincidence???
* Republican mayor Thomas Adams of Illinois charged with 11 counts of disseminating child pornography and two counts of possession of child pornography.
* Republican campaign worker and self proclaimed reverend Steve Aiken convicted of having sex with two underage girls.
* Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.
Republican activist and rising Colorado
1 year ago
Randal D. “Randy” Ankeney, the convicted sex offender who just a few short years ago was a rising GOP star in Colorado, is being held on a $1 million bond in Larimer County.
Republicans abusing children:
It speaks for itself. The Dems had John Wayne Gacy; the Republicans have all of this. Coincidence???
* Republican mayor Thomas Adams of Illinois charged with 11 counts of disseminating child pornography and two counts of possession of child pornography.
* Republican campaign worker and self proclaimed reverend Steve Aiken convicted of having sex with two underage girls.
* Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.
so in other words shelley
fuck you :D
Germany have das best health care system, education system and a fuck load of other best int eh world….bihtch
You are a sick sadist. Get help.
Why do people think being gay is a choice??? All these years of hard work and some people are still stuck in the dark ages.
You could make this list shorter if you just said -
Open minded, intelligent and good people are going to hell (clearly the person who wrote the list is going straight to heaven on those grounds, some where up Gods arse no doubt.)
Oh yeh – and God is all loving, not all vengeful, he has no hitlist and he certainly would not take personal interest in protecting America, he is supposed to protect everyone.
Here are some more things you douchebags forgot to mention
BANDS
1.Minor Threat
2.Black Flag
3.Black Fag
4.The Dead Kennedys
5D.O.A
6TSOL
7Rancid
8Operation Ivy
10 The Bad Brains
11The Addicts
12 The Adolescents
13The Deadheads(proud member bitch)
any one of the 311 bands i know…
Groups of people
1 Free Thinkers(oh my you should definately put free thinking on gods hitlist)
2 Shit sorry i just realized… he hates everyone but you, well lucky for you shelly your getting in to heaven for sure. Maybe god will let you lick his holy shit from his ass cheeks.
Now for my favourite part… where i tell you every reason why i should be on gods hitlist.
first off i spell god in lower case
2.watch some gay porn
3.Nihilistic Anarchist Punk
4. Animal rights ACTIVIST(thatsthe word you were lookin for, guess you should pay attention in school rather than jerk off to the bible, speaking of which guess what ive done in the church bathroom… ill never tell, well i jerked it a bit, revalations may be a bit sticky…)
5.I RECYCLE!
6.Atheist (no shit)
7. watchd pedofilic porn(not half bad considering all the rumours)
8. voted for Obama, he won by the way, stupid bitch.
9. know german
10.beleive church and state should be seperate
11.read and own all harry potter books in hardback
12.listen to Nas NWA beastieboys and emminem
13.hybridcars,such a sin i know.
11.linux users? what the fuck… well i use windows but might switch just for you.
12.Affirmative Action
“Jesus was a liberal”
“Make love not war”
“Universal Health care”
“Feminism”
“Gay/Straight Coalition”
“True for you”
“Phased withdrawal”
“No Presidential immunity”
Euro-Dollar
“Guest Worker”
controversy
Moral Relativism i believe in 9/10 of these
13 Neitzsche nuf said
14terribly sorry i dont beat women
15The Chronicles of Narnia awesome books
16Evolution all the way(call us ignorant? i bet you cloze ur eyes when you go by the museum)
17actually read the bible and looked at its man made flaws.
18God is imaginary is the BEST website out there, although this one is pretty funny, in a perverted way.
19Shelley, before you take any of this to heart just let me share one thing with you, i am an ordained minister, my name is reverand william hughes… and its amazing how big of a joke religion is and how easy the internet made it happen. shelly have you ever asked a question in church before? if so read the bible again thats a no no for women tro sp[eak in church, ask ur husband after. and i want to eithe cut off his balls or ur ovaries so you guys do NOT have kids.
20. and if you do have a kid, that will make me beleive in abortion oh so much more.
finaly Shelley “god is dead. god remains dead. we killed him”-Neitzsche
Please oh please oh please put me on the hitlist if not ill just keep bombarding you with my thoughts*christian translator activating* thoughts the rebelious word for blasphemy!!!
Fuck god fuck his god police jesus was a cunt, a big smelly dirty syphalis covered cunt, and i like the bible where he marries a prostitute better than the king james one.
add me on the hitlist or i swer this is not the last time u read this!
@Jimmy Goddard if god kills like you say he does then why has’nt he killed your sorry ass yet you racist assclown.
Here are some more things you douchebags forgot to mention
BANDS
1.Minor Threat
2.Black Flag
3.Black Fag
4.The Dead Kennedys
5D.O.A
6TSOL
7Rancid
8Operation Ivy
10 The Bad Brains
11The Addicts
12 The Adolescents
13The Deadheads(proud member bitch)
any one of the 311 bands i know…
Groups of people
1 Free Thinkers(oh my you should definately put free thinking on gods hitlist)
2 Shit sorry i just realized… he hates everyone but you, well lucky for you shelly your getting in to heaven for sure. Maybe god will let you lick his holy shit from his ass cheeks.
Now for my favourite part… where i tell you every reason why i should be on gods hitlist.
first off i spell god in lower case
2.watch some gay porn
3.Nihilistic Anarchist Punk
4. Animal rights ACTIVIST(thatsthe word you were lookin for, guess you should pay attention in school rather than jerk off to the bible, speaking of which guess what ive done in the church bathroom… ill never tell, well i jerked it a bit, revalations may be a bit sticky…)
5.I RECYCLE!
6.Atheist (no shit)
7. watchd pedofilic porn(not half bad considering all the rumours)
8. voted for Obama, he won by the way, stupid bitch.
9. know german
10.beleive church and state should be seperate
11.read and own all harry potter books in hardback
12.listen to Nas NWA beastieboys and emminem
13.hybridcars,such a sin i know.
11.linux users? what the fuck… well i use windows but might switch just for you.
12.Affirmative Action
“Jesus was a liberal”
“Make love not war”
“Universal Health care”
“Feminism”
“Gay/Straight Coalition”
“True for you”
“Phased withdrawal”
“No Presidential immunity”
Euro-Dollar
“Guest Worker”
controversy
Moral Relativism i believe in 9/10 of these
13 Neitzsche nuf said
14terribly sorry i dont beat women
15The Chronicles of Narnia awesome books
16Evolution all the way(call us ignorant? i bet you cloze ur eyes when you go by the museum)
17actually read the bible and looked at its man made flaws.
18God is imaginary is the BEST website out there, although this one is pretty funny, in a perverted way.
19Shelley, before you take any of this to heart just let me share one thing with you, i am an ordained minister, my name is reverand william hughes… and its amazing how big of a joke religion is and how easy the internet made it happen. shelly have you ever asked a question in church before? if so read the bible again thats a no no for women tro sp[eak in church, ask ur husband after. and i want to eithe cut off his balls or ur ovaries so you guys do NOT have kids.
20. and if you do have a kid, that will make me beleive in abortion oh so much more.
finaly Shelley “god is dead. god remains dead. we killed him”-Neitzsche
Please oh please oh please put me on the hitlist if not ill just keep bombarding you with my thoughts*christian translator activating* thoughts the rebelious word for blasphemy!!!
Fuck god fuck his god police jesus was a cunt, a big smelly dirty syphalis covered cunt, and i like the bible where he marries a prostitute better than the king james one.
add me on the hitlist or i swer this is not the last time u read this!
second time now bitch!
just have pateince and keep on posting your comment eventually you will be put on it it took me a while to get on it so keep up the good work.
Here are some more things you douchebags forgot to mention
BANDS
1.Minor Threat
2.Black Flag
3.Black Fag
4.The Dead Kennedys
5D.O.A
6TSOL
7Rancid
8Operation Ivy
10 The Bad Brains
11The Addicts
12 The Adolescents
13The Deadheads(proud member bitch)
any one of the 311 bands i know…
Groups of people
1 Free Thinkers(oh my you should definately put free thinking on gods hitlist)
2 Shit sorry i just realized… he hates everyone but you, well lucky for you shelly your getting in to heaven for sure. Maybe god will let you lick his holy shit from his ass cheeks.
Now for my favourite part… where i tell you every reason why i should be on gods hitlist.
first off i spell god in lower case
2.watch some gay porn
3.Nihilistic Anarchist Punk
4. Animal rights ACTIVIST(thatsthe word you were lookin for, guess you should pay attention in school rather than jerk off to the bible, speaking of which guess what ive done in the church bathroom… ill never tell, well i jerked it a bit, revalations may be a bit sticky…)
5.I RECYCLE!
6.Atheist (no shit)
7. watchd pedofilic porn(not half bad considering all the rumours)
8. voted for Obama, he won by the way, stupid bitch.
9. know german
10.beleive church and state should be seperate
11.read and own all harry potter books in hardback
12.listen to Nas NWA beastieboys and emminem
13.hybridcars,such a sin i know.
11.linux users? what the fuck… well i use windows but might switch just for you.
12.Affirmative Action
“Jesus was a liberal”
“Make love not war”
“Universal Health care”
“Feminism”
“Gay/Straight Coalition”
“True for you”
“Phased withdrawal”
“No Presidential immunity”
Euro-Dollar
“Guest Worker”
controversy
Moral Relativism i believe in 9/10 of these
13 Neitzsche nuf said
14terribly sorry i dont beat women
15The Chronicles of Narnia awesome books
16Evolution all the way(call us ignorant? i bet you cloze ur eyes when you go by the museum)
17actually read the bible and looked at its man made flaws.
18God is imaginary is the BEST website out there, although this one is pretty funny, in a perverted way.
19Shelley, before you take any of this to heart just let me share one thing with you, i am an ordained minister, my name is reverand william hughes… and its amazing how big of a joke religion is and how easy the internet made it happen. shelly have you ever asked a question in church before? if so read the bible again thats a no no for women tro sp[eak in church, ask ur husband after. and i want to eithe cut off his balls or ur ovaries so you guys do NOT have kids.
20. and if you do have a kid, that will make me beleive in abortion oh so much more.
finaly Shelley “god is dead. god remains dead. we killed him”-Neitzsche
Please oh please oh please put me on the hitlist if not ill just keep bombarding you with my thoughts*christian translator activating* thoughts the rebelious word for blasphemy!!!
Fuck god fuck his god police jesus was a cunt, a big smelly dirty syphalis covered cunt, and i like the bible where he marries a prostitute better than the king james one.
add me on the hitlist or i swer this is not the last time u read this!
three now cuntsack!
Here are some more things you douchebags forgot to mention
BANDS
1.Minor Threat
2.Black Flag
3.Black Fag
4.The Dead Kennedys
5D.O.A
6TSOL
7Rancid
8Operation Ivy
10 The Bad Brains
11The Addicts
12 The Adolescents
13The Deadheads(proud member bitch)
any one of the 311 bands i know…
Groups of people
1 Free Thinkers(oh my you should definately put free thinking on gods hitlist)
2 Shit sorry i just realized… he hates everyone but you, well lucky for you shelly your getting in to heaven for sure. Maybe god will let you lick his holy shit from his ass cheeks.
Now for my favourite part… where i tell you every reason why i should be on gods hitlist.
first off i spell god in lower case
2.watch some gay porn
3.Nihilistic Anarchist Punk
4. Animal rights ACTIVIST(thatsthe word you were lookin for, guess you should pay attention in school rather than jerk off to the bible, speaking of which guess what ive done in the church bathroom… ill never tell, well i jerked it a bit, revalations may be a bit sticky…)
5.I RECYCLE!
6.Atheist (no shit)
7. watchd pedofilic porn(not half bad considering all the rumours)
8. voted for Obama, he won by the way, stupid bitch.
9. know german
10.beleive church and state should be seperate
11.read and own all harry potter books in hardback
12.listen to Nas NWA beastieboys and emminem
13.hybridcars,such a sin i know.
11.linux users? what the fuck… well i use windows but might switch just for you.
12.Affirmative Action
“Jesus was a liberal”
“Make love not war”
“Universal Health care”
“Feminism”
“Gay/Straight Coalition”
“True for you”
“Phased withdrawal”
“No Presidential immunity”
Euro-Dollar
“Guest Worker”
controversy
Moral Relativism i believe in 9/10 of these
13 Neitzsche nuf said
14terribly sorry i dont beat women
15The Chronicles of Narnia awesome books
16Evolution all the way(call us ignorant? i bet you cloze ur eyes when you go by the museum)
17actually read the bible and looked at its man made flaws.
18God is imaginary is the BEST website out there, although this one is pretty funny, in a perverted way.
19Shelley, before you take any of this to heart just let me share one thing with you, i am an ordained minister, my name is reverand william hughes… and its amazing how big of a joke religion is and how easy the internet made it happen. shelly have you ever asked a question in church before? if so read the bible again thats a no no for women tro sp[eak in church, ask ur husband after. and i want to eithe cut off his balls or ur ovaries so you guys do NOT have kids.
20. and if you do have a kid, that will make me beleive in abortion oh so much more.
finaly Shelley “god is dead. god remains dead. we killed him”-Neitzsche
Please oh please oh please put me on the hitlist if not ill just keep bombarding you with my thoughts*christian translator activating* thoughts the rebelious word for blasphemy!!!
Fuck god fuck his god police jesus was a cunt, a big smelly dirty syphalis covered cunt, and i like the bible where he marries a prostitute better than the king james one.
add me on the hitlist or i swer this is not the last time u read this!
4 now! im the spammer in gods inbox… if he existed
once more i will say this, muslims worship the same god we do, just in a different way so why should more than 99% of the muslim population be blamed for a few evil ones? and when was the last time you losers picked up the bible? your promoting wars and saying make war not love while the bible says “thou shalt not kill” so i really think you racist basturds are the ones destined for hell
and why would god have a hitlist? thou shalt not kill remember?
Here are some more things you douchebags forgot to mention
BANDS
1.Minor Threat
2.Black Flag
3.Black Fag
4.The Dead Kennedys
5D.O.A
6TSOL
7Rancid
8Operation Ivy
10 The Bad Brains
11The Addicts
12 The Adolescents
13The Deadheads(proud member bitch)
any one of the 311 bands i know…
Groups of people
1 Free Thinkers(oh my you should definately put free thinking on gods hitlist)
2 Shit sorry i just realized… he hates everyone but you, well lucky for you shelly your getting in to heaven for sure. Maybe god will let you lick his holy shit from his ass cheeks.
Now for my favourite part… where i tell you every reason why i should be on gods hitlist.
first off i spell god in lower case
2.watch some gay porn
3.Nihilistic Anarchist Punk
4. Animal rights ACTIVIST(thatsthe word you were lookin for, guess you should pay attention in school rather than jerk off to the bible, speaking of which guess what ive done in the church bathroom… ill never tell, well i jerked it a bit, revalations may be a bit sticky…)
5.I RECYCLE!
6.Atheist (no shit)
7. watchd pedofilic porn(not half bad considering all the rumours)
8. voted for Obama, he won by the way, stupid bitch.
9. know german
10.beleive church and state should be seperate
11.read and own all harry potter books in hardback
12.listen to Nas NWA beastieboys and emminem
13.hybridcars,such a sin i know.
11.linux users? what the fuck… well i use windows but might switch just for you.
12.Affirmative Action
“Jesus was a liberal”
“Make love not war”
“Universal Health care”
“Feminism”
“Gay/Straight Coalition”
“True for you”
“Phased withdrawal”
“No Presidential immunity”
Euro-Dollar
“Guest Worker”
controversy
Moral Relativism i believe in 9/10 of these
13 Neitzsche nuf said
14terribly sorry i dont beat women
15The Chronicles of Narnia awesome books
16Evolution all the way(call us ignorant? i bet you cloze ur eyes when you go by the museum)
17actually read the bible and looked at its man made flaws.
18God is imaginary is the BEST website out there, although this one is pretty funny, in a perverted way.
19Shelley, before you take any of this to heart just let me share one thing with you, i am an ordained minister, my name is reverand william hughes… and its amazing how big of a joke religion is and how easy the internet made it happen. shelly have you ever asked a question in church before? if so read the bible again thats a no no for women tro sp[eak in church, ask ur husband after. and i want to eithe cut off his balls or ur ovaries so you guys do NOT have kids.
20. and if you do have a kid, that will make me beleive in abortion oh so much more.
finaly Shelley “god is dead. god remains dead. we killed him”-Neitzsche
Please oh please oh please put me on the hitlist if not ill just keep bombarding you with my thoughts*christian translator activating* thoughts the rebelious word for blasphemy!!!
Fuck god fuck his god police jesus was a cunt, a big smelly dirty syphalis covered cunt, and i like the bible where he marries a prostitute better than the king james one.
add me on the hitlist or i swer this is not the last time u read this!
5 gettin the message yet?
I thought god said “thou shalt not kill” I guess that he cant follow his own advice.
Here are some more things you douchebags forgot to mention
BANDS
1.Minor Threat
2.Black Flag
3.Black Fag
4.The Dead Kennedys
5D.O.A
6TSOL
7Rancid
8Operation Ivy
10 The Bad Brains
11The Addicts
12 The Adolescents
13The Deadheads(proud member bitch)
any one of the 311 bands i know…
Groups of people
1 Free Thinkers(oh my you should definately put free thinking on gods hitlist)
2 Shit sorry i just realized… he hates everyone but you, well lucky for you shelly your getting in to heaven for sure. Maybe god will let you lick his holy shit from his ass cheeks.
Now for my favourite part… where i tell you every reason why i should be on gods hitlist.
first off i spell god in lower case
2.watch some gay porn
3.Nihilistic Anarchist Punk
4. Animal rights ACTIVIST(thatsthe word you were lookin for, guess you should pay attention in school rather than jerk off to the bible, speaking of which guess what ive done in the church bathroom… ill never tell, well i jerked it a bit, revalations may be a bit sticky…)
5.I RECYCLE!
6.Atheist (no shit)
7. watchd pedofilic porn(not half bad considering all the rumours)
8. voted for Obama, he won by the way, stupid bitch.
9. know german
10.beleive church and state should be seperate
11.read and own all harry potter books in hardback
12.listen to Nas NWA beastieboys and emminem
13.hybridcars,such a sin i know.
11.linux users? what the fuck… well i use windows but might switch just for you.
12.Affirmative Action
“Jesus was a liberal”
“Make love not war”
“Universal Health care”
“Feminism”
“Gay/Straight Coalition”
“True for you”
“Phased withdrawal”
“No Presidential immunity”
Euro-Dollar
“Guest Worker”
controversy
Moral Relativism i believe in 9/10 of these
13 Neitzsche nuf said
14terribly sorry i dont beat women
15The Chronicles of Narnia awesome books
16Evolution all the way(call us ignorant? i bet you cloze ur eyes when you go by the museum)
17actually read the bible and looked at its man made flaws.
18God is imaginary is the BEST website out there, although this one is pretty funny, in a perverted way.
19Shelley, before you take any of this to heart just let me share one thing with you, i am an ordained minister, my name is reverand william hughes… and its amazing how big of a joke religion is and how easy the internet made it happen. shelly have you ever asked a question in church before? if so read the bible again thats a no no for women tro sp[eak in church, ask ur husband after. and i want to eithe cut off his balls or ur ovaries so you guys do NOT have kids.
20. and if you do have a kid, that will make me beleive in abortion oh so much more.
finaly Shelley “god is dead. god remains dead. we killed him”-Neitzsche
Please oh please oh please put me on the hitlist if not ill just keep bombarding you with my thoughts*christian translator activating* thoughts the rebelious word for blasphemy!!!
Fuck god fuck his god police jesus was a cunt, a big smelly dirty syphalis covered cunt, and i like the bible where he marries a prostitute better than the king james one.
add me on the hitlist or i swer this is not the last time u read this!
6 now, i bet this is the furthest on the numberline youve ever counted you dumb redneck bitch
It appears that you have forgotten Rep. Pete Stark in California, the only Atheist currently serving in the US Congress. You might as well take a free one because he himself says that he is atheist.
And I’m really enjoying the last few weeks of Bush. Nothing shows Republican fiscal responsibility than a depression. Thanks!
Mine Camp? What the fuck?
The only thing I can think of that you mean is ‘Meine Kampf’ – translated to english this means ‘My Struggle’ which is a book written by Hitler.
Guess what? I just got home from starbucks by driving in my Hybrid car. Im a German lesbian vegan envioronmentalist and I strongly believe in animal rights. My favourite band is Slipknot and my favourite book series is Harry Potter. You know what’s great? Linux.
I greatly disagree with smoking, in my spare time I like to write poetry, infact I’m a Government employed English teacher that Voted for Obama!!
Make love not War, Peace out.
Here are some more things you douchebags forgot to mention
BANDS
1.Minor Threat
2.Black Flag
3.Black Fag
4.The Dead Kennedys
5D.O.A
6TSOL
7Rancid
8Operation Ivy
10 The Bad Brains
11The Addicts
12 The Adolescents
13The Deadheads(proud member bitch)
any one of the 311 bands i know…
Groups of people
1 Free Thinkers(oh my you should definately put free thinking on gods hitlist)
2 Shit sorry i just realized… he hates everyone but you, well lucky for you shelly your getting in to heaven for sure. Maybe god will let you lick his holy shit from his ass cheeks.
Now for my favourite part… where i tell you every reason why i should be on gods hitlist.
first off i spell god in lower case
2.watch some gay porn
3.Nihilistic Anarchist Punk
4. Animal rights ACTIVIST(thatsthe word you were lookin for, guess you should pay attention in school rather than jerk off to the bible, speaking of which guess what ive done in the church bathroom… ill never tell, well i jerked it a bit, revalations may be a bit sticky…)
5.I RECYCLE!
6.Atheist (no shit)
7. watchd pedofilic porn(not half bad considering all the rumours)
8. voted for Obama, he won by the way, stupid bitch.
9. know german
10.beleive church and state should be seperate
11.read and own all harry potter books in hardback
12.listen to Nas NWA beastieboys and emminem
13.hybridcars,such a sin i know.
11.linux users? what the fuck… well i use windows but might switch just for you.
12.Affirmative Action
“Jesus was a liberal”
“Make love not war”
“Universal Health care”
“Feminism”
“Gay/Straight Coalition”
“True for you”
“Phased withdrawal”
“No Presidential immunity”
Euro-Dollar
“Guest Worker”
controversy
Moral Relativism i believe in 9/10 of these
13 Neitzsche nuf said
14terribly sorry i dont beat women
15The Chronicles of Narnia awesome books
16Evolution all the way(call us ignorant? i bet you cloze ur eyes when you go by the museum)
17actually read the bible and looked at its man made flaws.
18God is imaginary is the BEST website out there, although this one is pretty funny, in a perverted way.
19Shelley, before you take any of this to heart just let me share one thing with you, i am an ordained minister, my name is reverand william hughes… and its amazing how big of a joke religion is and how easy the internet made it happen. shelly have you ever asked a question in church before? if so read the bible again thats a no no for women tro sp[eak in church, ask ur husband after. and i want to eithe cut off his balls or ur ovaries so you guys do NOT have kids.
20. and if you do have a kid, that will make me beleive in abortion oh so much more.
finaly Shelley “god is dead. god remains dead. we killed him”-Neitzsche
Please oh please oh please put me on the hitlist if not ill just keep bombarding you with my thoughts*christian translator activating* thoughts the rebelious word for blasphemy!!!
Fuck god fuck his god police jesus was a cunt, a big smelly dirty syphalis covered cunt, and i like the bible where he marries a prostitute better than the king james one.
add me on the hitlist or i swer this is not the last time u read this!
7 guess what shelley?! i joined the gsa today (gay straight alliance!!) were having a big dance in your honour dumb cunt
Here are some more things you douchebags forgot to mention
BANDS
1.Minor Threat
2.Black Flag
3.Black Fag
4.The Dead Kennedys
5D.O.A
6TSOL
7Rancid
8Operation Ivy
10 The Bad Brains
11The Addicts
12 The Adolescents
13The Deadheads(proud member bitch)
any one of the 311 bands i know…
Groups of people
1 Free Thinkers(oh my you should definately put free thinking on gods hitlist)
2 Shit sorry i just realized… he hates everyone but you, well lucky for you shelly your getting in to heaven for sure. Maybe god will let you lick his holy shit from his ass cheeks.
Now for my favourite part… where i tell you every reason why i should be on gods hitlist.
first off i spell god in lower case
2.watch some gay porn
3.Nihilistic Anarchist Punk
4. Animal rights ACTIVIST(thatsthe word you were lookin for, guess you should pay attention in school rather than jerk off to the bible, speaking of which guess what ive done in the church bathroom… ill never tell, well i jerked it a bit, revalations may be a bit sticky…)
5.I RECYCLE!
6.Atheist (no shit)
7. watchd pedofilic porn(not half bad considering all the rumours)
8. voted for Obama, he won by the way, stupid bitch.
9. know german
10.beleive church and state should be seperate
11.read and own all harry potter books in hardback
12.listen to Nas NWA beastieboys and emminem
13.hybridcars,such a sin i know.
11.linux users? what the fuck… well i use windows but might switch just for you.
12.Affirmative Action
“Jesus was a liberal”
“Make love not war”
“Universal Health care”
“Feminism”
“Gay/Straight Coalition”
“True for you”
“Phased withdrawal”
“No Presidential immunity”
Euro-Dollar
“Guest Worker”
controversy
Moral Relativism i believe in 9/10 of these
13 Neitzsche nuf said
14terribly sorry i dont beat women
15The Chronicles of Narnia awesome books
16Evolution all the way(call us ignorant? i bet you cloze ur eyes when you go by the museum)
17actually read the bible and looked at its man made flaws.
18God is imaginary is the BEST website out there, although this one is pretty funny, in a perverted way.
19Shelley, before you take any of this to heart just let me share one thing with you, i am an ordained minister, my name is reverand william hughes… and its amazing how big of a joke religion is and how easy the internet made it happen. shelly have you ever asked a question in church before? if so read the bible again thats a no no for women tro sp[eak in church, ask ur husband after. and i want to eithe cut off his balls or ur ovaries so you guys do NOT have kids.
20. and if you do have a kid, that will make me beleive in abortion oh so much more.
finaly Shelley “god is dead. god remains dead. we killed him”-Neitzsche
Please oh please oh please put me on the hitlist if not ill just keep bombarding you with my thoughts*christian translator activating* thoughts the rebelious word for blasphemy!!!
Fuck god fuck his god police jesus was a cunt, a big smelly dirty syphalis covered cunt, and i like the bible where he marries a prostitute better than the king james one.
add me on the hitlist or i swer this is not the last time u read this!
8 now, jumpin jesus on a pogo stick add me to the hitlist
Here are some more things you douchebags forgot to mention
BANDS
1.Minor Threat
2.Black Flag
3.Black Fag
4.The Dead Kennedys
5D.O.A
6TSOL
7Rancid
8Operation Ivy
10 The Bad Brains
11The Addicts
12 The Adolescents
13The Deadheads(proud member bitch)
any one of the 311 bands i know…
Groups of people
1 Free Thinkers(oh my you should definately put free thinking on gods hitlist)
2 Shit sorry i just realized… he hates everyone but you, well lucky for you shelly your getting in to heaven for sure. Maybe god will let you lick his holy shit from his ass cheeks.
Now for my favourite part… where i tell you every reason why i should be on gods hitlist.
first off i spell god in lower case
2.watch some gay porn
3.Nihilistic Anarchist Punk
4. Animal rights ACTIVIST(thatsthe word you were lookin for, guess you should pay attention in school rather than jerk off to the bible, speaking of which guess what ive done in the church bathroom… ill never tell, well i jerked it a bit, revalations may be a bit sticky…)
5.I RECYCLE!
6.Atheist (no shit)
7. watchd pedofilic porn(not half bad considering all the rumours)
8. voted for Obama, he won by the way, stupid bitch.
9. know german
10.beleive church and state should be seperate
11.read and own all harry potter books in hardback
12.listen to Nas NWA beastieboys and emminem
13.hybridcars,such a sin i know.
11.linux users? what the fuck… well i use windows but might switch just for you.
12.Affirmative Action
“Jesus was a liberal”
“Make love not war”
“Universal Health care”
“Feminism”
“Gay/Straight Coalition”
“True for you”
“Phased withdrawal”
“No Presidential immunity”
Euro-Dollar
“Guest Worker”
controversy
Moral Relativism i believe in 9/10 of these
13 Neitzsche nuf said
14terribly sorry i dont beat women
15The Chronicles of Narnia awesome books
16Evolution all the way(call us ignorant? i bet you cloze ur eyes when you go by the museum)
17actually read the bible and looked at its man made flaws.
18God is imaginary is the BEST website out there, although this one is pretty funny, in a perverted way.
19Shelley, before you take any of this to heart just let me share one thing with you, i am an ordained minister, my name is reverand william hughes… and its amazing how big of a joke religion is and how easy the internet made it happen. shelly have you ever asked a question in church before? if so read the bible again thats a no no for women tro sp[eak in church, ask ur husband after. and i want to eithe cut off his balls or ur ovaries so you guys do NOT have kids.
20. and if you do have a kid, that will make me beleive in abortion oh so much more.
finaly Shelley “god is dead. god remains dead. we killed him”-Neitzsche
Please oh please oh please put me on the hitlist if not ill just keep bombarding you with my thoughts*christian translator activating* thoughts the rebelious word for blasphemy!!!
Fuck god fuck his god police jesus was a cunt, a big smelly dirty syphalis covered cunt, and i like the bible where he marries a prostitute better than the king james one.
add me on the hitlist or i swer this is not the last time u read this!
9
you people duscust me and make me ashamed to be christian
Here are some more things you douchebags forgot to mention
BANDS
1.Minor Threat
2.Black Flag
3.Black Fag
4.The Dead Kennedys
5D.O.A
6TSOL
7Rancid
8Operation Ivy
10 The Bad Brains
11The Addicts
12 The Adolescents
13The Deadheads(proud member bitch)
any one of the 311 bands i know…
Groups of people
1 Free Thinkers(oh my you should definately put free thinking on gods hitlist)
2 Shit sorry i just realized… he hates everyone but you, well lucky for you shelly your getting in to heaven for sure. Maybe god will let you lick his holy shit from his ass cheeks.
Now for my favourite part… where i tell you every reason why i should be on gods hitlist.
first off i spell god in lower case
2.watch some gay porn
3.Nihilistic Anarchist Punk
4. Animal rights ACTIVIST(thatsthe word you were lookin for, guess you should pay attention in school rather than jerk off to the bible, speaking of which guess what ive done in the church bathroom… ill never tell, well i jerked it a bit, revalations may be a bit sticky…)
5.I RECYCLE!
6.Atheist (no shit)
7. watchd pedofilic porn(not half bad considering all the rumours)
8. voted for Obama, he won by the way, stupid bitch.
9. know german
10.beleive church and state should be seperate
11.read and own all harry potter books in hardback
12.listen to Nas NWA beastieboys and emminem
13.hybridcars,such a sin i know.
11.linux users? what the fuck… well i use windows but might switch just for you.
12.Affirmative Action
“Jesus was a liberal”
“Make love not war”
“Universal Health care”
“Feminism”
“Gay/Straight Coalition”
“True for you”
“Phased withdrawal”
“No Presidential immunity”
Euro-Dollar
“Guest Worker”
controversy
Moral Relativism i believe in 9/10 of these
13 Neitzsche nuf said
14terribly sorry i dont beat women
15The Chronicles of Narnia awesome books
16Evolution all the way(call us ignorant? i bet you cloze ur eyes when you go by the museum)
17actually read the bible and looked at its man made flaws.
18God is imaginary is the BEST website out there, although this one is pretty funny, in a perverted way.
19Shelley, before you take any of this to heart just let me share one thing with you, i am an ordained minister, my name is reverand william hughes… and its amazing how big of a joke religion is and how easy the internet made it happen. shelly have you ever asked a question in church before? if so read the bible again thats a no no for women tro sp[eak in church, ask ur husband after. and i want to eithe cut off his balls or ur ovaries so you guys do NOT have kids.
20. and if you do have a kid, that will make me beleive in abortion oh so much more.
finaly Shelley “god is dead. god remains dead. we killed him”-Neitzsche
Please oh please oh please put me on the hitlist if not ill just keep bombarding you with my thoughts*christian translator activating* thoughts the rebelious word for blasphemy!!!
Fuck god fuck his god police jesus was a cunt, a big smelly dirty syphalis covered cunt, and i like the bible where he marries a prostitute better than the king james one.
add me on the hitlist or i swer this is not the last time u read this!
10, also your I.Q.
Here are some more things you douchebags forgot to mention
BANDS
1.Minor Threat
2.Black Flag
3.Black Fag
4.The Dead Kennedys
5D.O.A
6TSOL
7Rancid
8Operation Ivy
10 The Bad Brains
11The Addicts
12 The Adolescents
13The Deadheads(proud member bitch)
any one of the 311 bands i know…
Groups of people
1 Free Thinkers(oh my you should definately put free thinking on gods hitlist)
2 Shit sorry i just realized… he hates everyone but you, well lucky for you shelly your getting in to heaven for sure. Maybe god will let you lick his holy shit from his ass cheeks.
Now for my favourite part… where i tell you every reason why i should be on gods hitlist.
first off i spell god in lower case
2.watch some gay porn
3.Nihilistic Anarchist Punk
4. Animal rights ACTIVIST(thatsthe word you were lookin for, guess you should pay attention in school rather than jerk off to the bible, speaking of which guess what ive done in the church bathroom… ill never tell, well i jerked it a bit, revalations may be a bit sticky…)
5.I RECYCLE!
6.Atheist (no shit)
7. watchd pedofilic porn(not half bad considering all the rumours)
8. voted for Obama, he won by the way, stupid bitch.
9. know german
10.beleive church and state should be seperate
11.read and own all harry potter books in hardback
12.listen to Nas NWA beastieboys and emminem
13.hybridcars,such a sin i know.
11.linux users? what the fuck… well i use windows but might switch just for you.
12.Affirmative Action
“Jesus was a liberal”
“Make love not war”
“Universal Health care”
“Feminism”
“Gay/Straight Coalition”
“True for you”
“Phased withdrawal”
“No Presidential immunity”
Euro-Dollar
“Guest Worker”
controversy
Moral Relativism i believe in 9/10 of these
13 Neitzsche nuf said
14terribly sorry i dont beat women
15The Chronicles of Narnia awesome books
16Evolution all the way(call us ignorant? i bet you cloze ur eyes when you go by the museum)
17actually read the bible and looked at its man made flaws.
18God is imaginary is the BEST website out there, although this one is pretty funny, in a perverted way.
19Shelley, before you take any of this to heart just let me share one thing with you, i am an ordained minister, my name is reverand william hughes… and its amazing how big of a joke religion is and how easy the internet made it happen. shelly have you ever asked a question in church before? if so read the bible again thats a no no for women tro sp[eak in church, ask ur husband after. and i want to eithe cut off his balls or ur ovaries so you guys do NOT have kids.
20. and if you do have a kid, that will make me beleive in abortion oh so much more.
finaly Shelley “god is dead. god remains dead. we killed him”-Neitzsche
Please oh please oh please put me on the hitlist if not ill just keep bombarding you with my thoughts*christian translator activating* thoughts the rebelious word for blasphemy!!!
Fuck god fuck his god police jesus was a cunt, a big smelly dirty syphalis covered cunt, and i like the bible where he marries a prostitute better than the king james one.
add me on the hitlist or i swer this is not the last time u read this!
11, also the number of generations im assuming your family was inbred
you people duscust me and make me ashamed to be christian
Just because someone claims to be something – most certainly does not make it true.
Matthew 7:16
Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
Perhaps he is a little over the top here with his name list but one name he did not heed to mention and who is polluting the minds of men, it would be none other than talk show host TOM LEIKUS!! The Devils Advocate. He advocates prostitution, abortions,condones men who leave their wives, refers to women as bitches, whores and cunts. He has done nothing but demoralize the beauty of marriage simpley because he has been married 3 x’s. He is an angry hater due to his own lack of marrital successes. Heed my warning, God is not mocked and does not go without notice of his wrath. Take for instance, Comedian George Carlin who infamously denounced God on more than one occation during an HBO stand up routine. On his last aired performance he died several weeks later due to unkown complications. “Revenge is Mine”, saith the LORD.
@Juanita there’s one bad thing about god being mocked and that is god does not exist nor does satan exist.
and george carlin was a terrific and funny comedian and thank goodness he had enough brains to denounce god.
you wanna give me some historical proof of god’s existance and don’t tell me to read that work of fiction you call the bible i want historical proof you numb nut.
i used to believe in god only to realize that i was lied to about god’s existance it has taken me three years to offically admit that i am now athiest and i’m proud of it god is lie and jesus is just a work of fiction so numb nuts like you have something to believe in.
and you leave george carlin alone.
RIP George Carlin
Are you people actually serious about this stuff?
If you are can you PLEASE send me hate mail for being “A Liberal Vegetarian Animal Rights Person, who is also a bastard and was never baptised…”.
Ooh, and can you put me on god’s (note the lower case ‘g’) hit list under “God’s second son”?
And if you hate muslims so much then I don’t mind if you call me “God’s son Muhammed” or “Aetheists shall Conquer ALL”
Ooh,and you forgot some people on your list: Malcolm X, The Greens Party, Hippies, normal people and Satan (note the capital ‘S’)
XD
To Willy nogod hughs:
I would like to say, I don’t know why you are angry with God, and it is between you and God, but all I have to say is remember JOB? No matter how much he lost he never waivered. Even his wife said “why don’t you just curse God and die”, then she left him. Did not God replace everything he lost 10 fold or at least something like that? What about King Soloman?
I don’t claim to be a theolgin, but in my heart and soul despite everything I have been through, I can clearly see I brought it upon myself. As a child, I was humiliated, abused, molested, unloved by many. I have felt cursed and on one occation I did blame God, now I know I am responsible for the things I have gone through, and have been angry for. As an adult, I have made my choices or blamed my actions that came with what happened to me as a child and yes, dispite it all I still believe even in my darkest moments when I feel the pain and guilt of my sins and I want to end it all, something just makes me stay. I know it is God and not my cowerdess. It is His Mercy and His strength that resides in me and that God will juge those, who have also judged me. Condemnation comes from Satin, conviction comes from God, and I can only do the best I can, being of flesh. I pray for his mercy to continue and when it is my time, it will be at his hands. Praise be to God.
@Juanita two reasons why i now denounce and no longer believe in god and have become athiest.
1.that son of a bitch robbed me of ever seeing my mother or being able to tell her i love her when she died he robbed me of the closure and peace i needed to get over my mothers death because of that i have to live with that grief for the rest of my life.
2.Shelley The Republican and her idiotic writing crew.
god is a lie and he doe’snt exist i have now finally realized this thanks to athiest’s they have been right all along.
so so sad :_ ( the end.
Here are some more things you douchebags forgot to mention
BANDS
1.Minor Threat
2.Black Flag
3.Black Fag
4.The Dead Kennedys
5D.O.A
6TSOL
7Rancid
8Operation Ivy
10 The Bad Brains
11The Addicts
12 The Adolescents
13The Deadheads(proud member bitch)
any one of the 311 bands i know…
Groups of people
1 Free Thinkers(oh my you should definately put free thinking on gods hitlist)
2 Shit sorry i just realized… he hates everyone but you, well lucky for you shelly your getting in to heaven for sure. Maybe god will let you lick his holy shit from his ass cheeks.
Now for my favourite part… where i tell you every reason why i should be on gods hitlist.
first off i spell god in lower case
2.watch some gay porn
3.Nihilistic Anarchist Punk
4. Animal rights ACTIVIST(thatsthe word you were lookin for, guess you should pay attention in school rather than jerk off to the bible, speaking of which guess what ive done in the church bathroom… ill never tell, well i jerked it a bit, revalations may be a bit sticky…)
5.I RECYCLE!
6.Atheist (no shit)
7. watchd pedofilic porn(not half bad considering all the rumours)
8. voted for Obama, he won by the way, stupid bitch.
9. know german
10.beleive church and state should be seperate
11.read and own all harry potter books in hardback
12.listen to Nas NWA beastieboys and emminem
13.hybridcars,such a sin i know.
11.linux users? what the fuck… well i use windows but might switch just for you.
12.Affirmative Action
“Jesus was a liberal”
“Make love not war”
“Universal Health care”
“Feminism”
“Gay/Straight Coalition”
“True for you”
“Phased withdrawal”
“No Presidential immunity”
Euro-Dollar
“Guest Worker”
controversy
Moral Relativism i believe in 9/10 of these
13 Neitzsche nuf said
14terribly sorry i dont beat women
15The Chronicles of Narnia awesome books
16Evolution all the way(call us ignorant? i bet you cloze ur eyes when you go by the museum)
17actually read the bible and looked at its man made flaws.
18God is imaginary is the BEST website out there, although this one is pretty funny, in a perverted way.
19Shelley, before you take any of this to heart just let me share one thing with you, i am an ordained minister, my name is reverand william hughes… and its amazing how big of a joke religion is and how easy the internet made it happen. shelly have you ever asked a question in church before? if so read the bible again thats a no no for women tro sp[eak in church, ask ur husband after. and i want to eithe cut off his balls or ur ovaries so you guys do NOT have kids.
20. and if you do have a kid, that will make me beleive in abortion oh so much more.
finaly Shelley “god is dead. god remains dead. we killed him”-Neitzsche
Please oh please oh please put me on the hitlist if not ill just keep bombarding you with my thoughts*christian translator activating* thoughts the rebelious word for blasphemy!!!
Fuck god fuck his god police jesus was a cunt, a big smelly dirty syphalis covered cunt, and i like the bible where he marries a prostitute better than the king james one.
add me on the hitlist or i swer this is not the last time u read this!
12, sorry ive been off the net for a while back to spamming ur almost comedic reasons for why you think ur the best
I just happened upon this site today for the first time, and, I suppose, have a general comment/question:
Is this web-page for REAL?! The writings (if they can be dignified with this description) of “Shelley” the republican are insane.
Someone please tell me this entire site is a joke before I lose even more hope for the human race!
I doubt that this is a joke, unless you want to take it that way, in my opinion it’s a place that if someone wants to, can say how they feel about God and as to weather or not he exsists. There are those who believe, and those who don’t, and those who have walked away and those who take it to the extreme. One thing is for certain, it has certainly started something.
well shelley your certainly going to hell because, heres some facts ive heard about you
She is an American neonazi and member of the KKK.
She is not a Christian.
She is not married and has no kids.
She has multiple affiliations to certain skinhead groups.
She was involved in bombings of abortion clinics in California and was in prison for such and other crimes.
Here are some more things you douchebags forgot to mention
BANDS
1.Minor Threat
2.Black Flag
3.Black Fag
4.The Dead Kennedys
5D.O.A
6TSOL
7Rancid
8Operation Ivy
10 The Bad Brains
11The Addicts
12 The Adolescents
13The Deadheads(proud member bitch)
any one of the 311 bands i know…
Groups of people
1 Free Thinkers(oh my you should definately put free thinking on gods hitlist)
2 Shit sorry i just realized… he hates everyone but you, well lucky for you shelly your getting in to heaven for sure. Maybe god will let you lick his holy shit from his ass cheeks.
Now for my favourite part… where i tell you every reason why i should be on gods hitlist.
first off i spell god in lower case
2.watch some gay porn
3.Nihilistic Anarchist Punk
4. Animal rights ACTIVIST(thatsthe word you were lookin for, guess you should pay attention in school rather than jerk off to the bible, speaking of which guess what ive done in the church bathroom… ill never tell, well i jerked it a bit, revalations may be a bit sticky…)
5.I RECYCLE!
6.Atheist (no shit)
7. watchd pedofilic porn(not half bad considering all the rumours)
8. voted for Obama, he won by the way, stupid bitch.
9. know german
10.beleive church and state should be seperate
11.read and own all harry potter books in hardback
12.listen to Nas NWA beastieboys and emminem
13.hybridcars,such a sin i know.
11.linux users? what the fuck… well i use windows but might switch just for you.
12.Affirmative Action
“Jesus was a liberal”
“Make love not war”
“Universal Health care”
“Feminism”
“Gay/Straight Coalition”
“True for you”
“Phased withdrawal”
“No Presidential immunity”
Euro-Dollar
“Guest Worker”
controversy
Moral Relativism i believe in 9/10 of these
13 Neitzsche nuf said
14terribly sorry i dont beat women
15The Chronicles of Narnia awesome books
16Evolution all the way(call us ignorant? i bet you cloze ur eyes when you go by the museum)
17actually read the bible and looked at its man made flaws.
18God is imaginary is the BEST website out there, although this one is pretty funny, in a perverted way.
19Shelley, before you take any of this to heart just let me share one thing with you, i am an ordained minister, my name is reverand william hughes… and its amazing how big of a joke religion is and how easy the internet made it happen. shelly have you ever asked a question in church before? if so read the bible again thats a no no for women tro sp[eak in church, ask ur husband after. and i want to eithe cut off his balls or ur ovaries so you guys do NOT have kids.
20. and if you do have a kid, that will make me beleive in abortion oh so much more.
finaly Shelley “god is dead. god remains dead. we killed him”-Neitzsche
Please oh please oh please put me on the hitlist if not ill just keep bombarding you with my thoughts*christian translator activating* thoughts the rebelious word for blasphemy!!!
Fuck god fuck his god police jesus was a cunt, a big smelly dirty syphalis covered cunt, and i like the bible where he marries a prostitute better than the king james one.
add me on the hitlist or i swer this is not the last time u read this!
13 Sadly this site is not a joke, cuz if it has ruined my entire perspective on chuck norris FUCK CHUCK bruce willis is where its at anyways and were both skinheads. by the way im a skinhead and absolutely hate any form of neo nazi/ KKK skins used to be reggae/ ska till the neo nazis fucked it up. also neo nazis wear brittis doc martens( i do as well but fuck stereotypes im brittish and canadian) and nazis bombed the UK, sinhead is based off an AMERICAN marines hairstyle(just think of the contradiction in that. so just place ur hate onto the nazi skins and be careful not to skin bash(fag bashing bbut skins) the nice ones OI OI OI UNITY
Here are some more things you douchebags forgot to mention
BANDS
1.Minor Threat
2.Black Flag
3.Black Fag
4.The Dead Kennedys
5D.O.A
6TSOL
7Rancid
8Operation Ivy
10 The Bad Brains
11The Addicts
12 The Adolescents
13The Deadheads(proud member bitch)
any one of the 311 bands i know…
Groups of people
1 Free Thinkers(oh my you should definately put free thinking on gods hitlist)
2 Shit sorry i just realized… he hates everyone but you, well lucky for you shelly your getting in to heaven for sure. Maybe god will let you lick his holy shit from his ass cheeks.
Now for my favourite part… where i tell you every reason why i should be on gods hitlist.
first off i spell god in lower case
2.watch some gay porn
3.Nihilistic Anarchist Punk
4. Animal rights ACTIVIST(thatsthe word you were lookin for, guess you should pay attention in school rather than jerk off to the bible, speaking of which guess what ive done in the church bathroom… ill never tell, well i jerked it a bit, revalations may be a bit sticky…)
5.I RECYCLE!
6.Atheist (no shit)
7. watchd pedofilic porn(not half bad considering all the rumours)
8. voted for Obama, he won by the way, stupid bitch.
9. know german
10.beleive church and state should be seperate
11.read and own all harry potter books in hardback
12.listen to Nas NWA beastieboys and emminem
13.hybridcars,such a sin i know.
11.linux users? what the fuck… well i use windows but might switch just for you.
12.Affirmative Action
“Jesus was a liberal”
“Make love not war”
“Universal Health care”
“Feminism”
“Gay/Straight Coalition”
“True for you”
“Phased withdrawal”
“No Presidential immunity”
Euro-Dollar
“Guest Worker”
controversy
Moral Relativism i believe in 9/10 of these
13 Neitzsche nuf said
14terribly sorry i dont beat women
15The Chronicles of Narnia awesome books
16Evolution all the way(call us ignorant? i bet you cloze ur eyes when you go by the museum)
17actually read the bible and looked at its man made flaws.
18God is imaginary is the BEST website out there, although this one is pretty funny, in a perverted way.
19Shelley, before you take any of this to heart just let me share one thing with you, i am an ordained minister, my name is reverand william hughes… and its amazing how big of a joke religion is and how easy the internet made it happen. shelly have you ever asked a question in church before? if so read the bible again thats a no no for women tro sp[eak in church, ask ur husband after. and i want to eithe cut off his balls or ur ovaries so you guys do NOT have kids.
20. and if you do have a kid, that will make me beleive in abortion oh so much more.
finaly Shelley “god is dead. god remains dead. we killed him”-Neitzsche
Please oh please oh please put me on the hitlist if not ill just keep bombarding you with my thoughts*christian translator activating* thoughts the rebelious word for blasphemy!!!
Fuck god fuck his god police jesus was a cunt, a big smelly dirty syphalis covered cunt, and i like the bible where he marries a prostitute better than the king james one.
add me on the hitlist or i swer this is not the last time u read this!
14
I always disliked the Chronicles of Narnia because they were deeply pro-Christian; why would God hate them?
I never really saw a whole lot of Christian preaching in teh Chronicals of Narnia myself, then again, I guess I just didn’t read between the lines enough.
I actually liked the Chronicles of Narnia–I guess I didn’t see any religion in them.
Oh man I want to be on this list. I’m just looking, and I’m trying to find things I don’t like on it. Thus far, I dislike Boris Yeltsin, Saddam Hussein, and Pedophiles. Guess I’m going to the Ninth Circle.
All Hail Dear Leader Kim Jong Il and Great Leader Kim Il Sung! He is not on list because he is way to heaven. Do what Dear Leader says and you will be rewarded, especially in glorious People’s Democratic Republic of Korea!
i noticed in the list of banned books that there is one called “mine camp”…
are you sure that’s a book? i tried to find it on amazon and all i got was…
never come down by michelle black
and pioneer stories of nevada (various authors)
you couldn’t possibly have been referring to “mein kampf” by adolph hitler, could you?
because that would be a very embarrassing error to have on your website.
awesome troll is awesome
sieg heil jesus
I have lost my faith in humanity.
I am an atheist homosexual pediphile Satanist criminal terrorist anti amerikan from Canada, which by the way does not have a President But A Prime Minister, and I demand to be put on the list or I wil have Satan destry Jesus next Monday morning on CNN
Juanita said: “As a child, I was humiliated, abused, molested, unloved by many…now I know I am responsible for the things I have gone through”
???
You consider yourself responsible for being molested and abused as a child??? Wouldn’t you be better off blaming the abuser and the molester for being molested as a child. Possibly consider bring those people to justice?
And don’t say “Oh, they’ll be punished for an eternity in hell”. Christianity has evolved as a religion to allow TOTAL FORGIVENESS. All the offender needs to do is have a priest absolve his sins and he will theoretically end up in heaven.
I say theoretically because essentially the idea of heaven and hell is really just a way of thinking. It can be a positive way of thinking for some people because it means that a person seeking revenge may not act violently or in a cruel manner but may reason with themselves that their intended victim will receive his punishment in hell. This allows violence in the community to be reduced in some cases. The idea of going to hell also may prevent people from committing crimes in their own self interest.
Soz for double post… BTW, I think god hates abbreviations so put those on your list please…
jommy jinimoyou said:” couldn’t possibly have been referring to “mein kampf” by adolph hitler, could you?
because that would be a very embarrassing error to have on your website.”
Refering to the book “mine camp” in gods hitlist.
LoL! Score Jommy! Well done. XD
Shelly, I like your list of “Wrong Lifestyle Choices”.
It is quite humorous… rather confusing at the same time.
I only belong to a handful of the catagories:Liberals, Abortionists, Animal Rights People, Environmentalists, Vegetarians/Vegans and “Global Warming/Cooling” Believers. Which is unfortunate, I wish I could belong to more.
I found in funny, primarily because you rated homosexuality as a “Lifestyle Choice”. I think you’ll find that most homosexuals do not get a choice in their sexuality, just as heterosexuals do not get to choose theirs. It is my opinion that the world would run a lot more happily if everyone were simply bisexual.
Although this is less well known, pedophilia is not a lifestyle choice either. It comes naturally like any other type of sexuality. Study’s have shown that up to 30% of adult males become more sexually aroused looking at prepubescent children than they are by seeing fully developed adults. This does not mean that 30% of our male population are child molesters. In fact lower proportion of child molesters were found to be pedophiles than not.
A pedophile would be as likely to molest a child as a normal heterosexual would be to rape another adult.
I was rather confused by your choice to place “Linux Users” in this section. Why? What have you got against the operating system Linux???
AND by your hatred of “Government School Workers”. I just don’t get it!
You should probably consider altering the phrasing and spelling of some of your catagories.
MuSlim is spelt with an ‘S’ not with a ‘Z’.
“Hybrid Cars” Is not a lifestyle choice! Perhaps “Hybrid car user” would work better.
..:::The Chronicles of Narnia:::..
Why is this on god’s hitlist?? This is one of the more christian oriented children’s books out there! C.S Louis was the type of chap that would happily plod off to church MULTIPLE times a week and you repay him by putting his fantasy books on god’s hitlist?
C.S Louis wrote these books purely for the christian faith. He structured the books approximately around events in the bible so that children could grow up and then relate their experiences in reading “The Chronicles of Narnia” with events in the bible and so increase subconsciously increase their faith in god.
THE BOOKS HAVE FATHER CHRISTMAS IN THEM FOR F***’S SAKE!!
Shelly, have you actually read “The Chronicles of Narnia”?
I really fail to see how these books can be anti god…
Oh wait… Is it the ‘god is not invincible’ theme, where Aslan (who we all know epitomises god) get’s almost killed in one of the books?
Anyway I’m undermining my own argument here…
I recommend that you remove ‘The Chronicles of Narnia’ from god’s hitlist and replace it with *drumroll*
Philip Pullmans…
..:::His Dark Materials Trilogy:::…
Man, that is the best series of books I’ve read in ages. Better still they’re all directly anti-god.
The series contains “The Golden Compass” (aka “The Northern Lights”), “The Subtle Knife” and “The Amber Spyglass”.
Near the conclusion to the book the two main characters find god: A shrivelled, sad being locked in a case of crystal. The main characters take pity on the poor old creature and release it from it’s prison only for it to flake away into nothingness. What they don’t realise is that the shrivelled character is god!!! THEY KILLED GOD!!! Isn’t it awesome!?!
The book explains how god was actually just an angel who got to the worlds first. He pretended to the other angels that he had created the worlds, but of course he had not.
Great books… truly awesome. And aimed at children too!
So Shelly, Take ‘The Chronicles of Narnia’ off god’s hitlist and replace it with the ‘His Dark Materials’ trilogy. The author would be most pleased :D
my error: What I meant to say is, as an adult, I am now responsible for my own actions that I cannot continue to go through life blaming my childhood and my mother, for the choices I make as an adult. I grew up in a crazy house hold, and I saw a lot of other crazy things along the way. I figured that is the way life is, and I also believed that God was an angry God who hated us that we did not deserve to be loved or forgiven, so I learned that I was not worthy of any body’s love, much less Gods. God’s yoke is light. He is a forgiving God. I know I am forgiven, because he continues to bless me and teach me, and show me where I have made mistakes. I made choices that hurt people around me and I am now faceing the consequence of those choices, but that doesn’t mean I am not going suffer or that God has left me or does not forgive me. I now choose to forgive because if I do not forgive, I will not be forgiven.
The person who molested me did end up in prison for getting caught molesting a little boy. IT was the happiest day of my life.
I do believe God forgives all sins IF the person who repents is truely sorry. I have seen some fakes out there as well.
I don’t think you have to go to a priest to be forgiven. “There is only ONE mediator between God and Man, the Son, Jesus Christ”. I go to him for everything. Even If I don’t go to him when I should, He just knows my thoughts, and whats in my heart and so He knows just what to do, and I know He is there regaurdless of how much I let him down.
Here are some more things you douchebags forgot to mention
BANDS
1.Minor Threat
2.Black Flag
3.Black Fag
4.The Dead Kennedys
5D.O.A
6TSOL
7Rancid
8Operation Ivy
10 The Bad Brains
11The Addicts
12 The Adolescents
13The Deadheads(proud member bitch)
any one of the 311 bands i know…
Groups of people
1 Free Thinkers(oh my you should definately put free thinking on gods hitlist)
2 Shit sorry i just realized… he hates everyone but you, well lucky for you shelly your getting in to heaven for sure. Maybe god will let you lick his holy shit from his ass cheeks.
Now for my favourite part… where i tell you every reason why i should be on gods hitlist.
first off i spell god in lower case
2.watch some gay porn
3.Nihilistic Anarchist Punk
4. Animal rights ACTIVIST(thatsthe word you were lookin for, guess you should pay attention in school rather than jerk off to the bible, speaking of which guess what ive done in the church bathroom… ill never tell, well i jerked it a bit, revalations may be a bit sticky…)
5.I RECYCLE!
6.Atheist (no shit)
7. watchd pedofilic porn(not half bad considering all the rumours)
8. voted for Obama, he won by the way, stupid bitch.
9. know german
10.beleive church and state should be seperate
11.read and own all harry potter books in hardback
12.listen to Nas NWA beastieboys and emminem
13.hybridcars,such a sin i know.
11.linux users? what the fuck… well i use windows but might switch just for you.
12.Affirmative Action
“Jesus was a liberal”
“Make love not war”
“Universal Health care”
“Feminism”
“Gay/Straight Coalition”
“True for you”
“Phased withdrawal”
“No Presidential immunity”
Euro-Dollar
“Guest Worker”
controversy
Moral Relativism i believe in 9/10 of these
13 Neitzsche nuf said
14terribly sorry i dont beat women
15The Chronicles of Narnia awesome books
16Evolution all the way(call us ignorant? i bet you cloze ur eyes when you go by the museum)
17actually read the bible and looked at its man made flaws.
18God is imaginary is the BEST website out there, although this one is pretty funny, in a perverted way.
19Shelley, before you take any of this to heart just let me share one thing with you, i am an ordained minister, my name is reverand william hughes… and its amazing how big of a joke religion is and how easy the internet made it happen. shelly have you ever asked a question in church before? if so read the bible again thats a no no for women tro sp[eak in church, ask ur husband after. and i want to eithe cut off his balls or ur ovaries so you guys do NOT have kids.
20. and if you do have a kid, that will make me beleive in abortion oh so much more.
finaly Shelley “god is dead. god remains dead. we killed him”-Neitzsche
Please oh please oh please put me on the hitlist if not ill just keep bombarding you with my thoughts*christian translator activating* thoughts the rebelious word for blasphemy!!!
Fuck god fuck his god police jesus was a cunt, a big smelly dirty syphalis covered cunt, and i like the bible where he marries a prostitute better than the king james one.
add me on the hitlist or i swer this is not the last time u read this!
15
FUCK YOUUU, SHELLEY
jesus wants to fuck you up the ass.
Hi.
This is possibly the funniest website that I have ever seen. What made me laugh the most is that “Fish” the Scottish Singer from Marillion is on the hitlist……are you kidding!??!? Can anyone tell me the last time that they heard Fish and can you also tell me what is so offensive about him…..I agree Do you Remember was pretty shit, but God striking him down for it….I was disappointed that I spent a tenner on his CD too, but the wrath of God is a bit harsh, why dont you just return it…..oh, thats right, it was TWENTY FUCKING YEARS AGO!!
Whilst Im on, can I also ask where all your statistics come from? You dont quote any of your sources. My opinion is that if someone has something important to say and they have proven fact to back up what they say then they cant be ignored. Hitler spread propoganda about the Jews, information that was not proven fact but have a direct comparison to what you are doing, stirring up hate against a race of people and in turn becoming what hitler was. The fact that you fail to see this comparison makes you an ignoramous.
Speaking of being a fucking idiot, can I also point out that you continually spell Muslim incorrectly along with Koran (Qu’ran). If you are going to have the balls to stand up and shout about something try being informed.
You make me sad, you make me sad that there are people like you in the world. You and those like you whether they be black, white, muslim, jew, chinese, japanese etc etc are the reason that wars exist, that pain and suffering exist and why hatred is perpetuated. Quite frankly I think it is a shame that you dont follow the teachings of your religion and love everyone because then you might not be quite as much of a fucking cunt as you are currently potraying yourself.
Shelley, if you happen to have the balls, why dont you e-mail me, Ill send you my number and we can have a discussion about where exactly it is that you are going wrong. FFrankly, I dont expect a reply or a discussion because people like you dont have the strength of will or conviction to have a levelled discsussion, you talk in soundbites, you are ill informed and you know nothing but the inside of your very small bubble.
Anyone else want to get in touch, my e-maill address is ross.aitchison@gmail.com
FYI – Im white, Scottish (Scotland is a small cold country north of England Shelley…..England and Scotland are in Britain…..oh, and before you start, you didnt save our asses in the war, you just supplied us with nylons and bastard children :D )and was brought up a protestant. Im agnostic and believe that no matter who is right in terms of religion, I have been a good person and as such will be welcomed in….if not, God/Allah or whoever else it is can go fuck themsleves
Peace and fucking
xxx
Who do you think you are?
YOU are on the real hitlist.
Jesus is the reason, for the season.
Im a complete prick, Im on everyones fucking hit list, God is at the back of the fucking line……..I reckon he might be able to have a chat with that guy whose girlfriend I fucked, the father of the girl I proposed to and then ignored for 3 months until she left me alone or maybe even the guy whose naked photos I found and posted on line for everyone to see…… I suppose he could offer eternal salvation but that might be difficult if you take into account that he doesnt exist……
Blow Me! hahahaha
Oh, sorry, there is one thing that I agree with on here……
Anyone who has ever appeared in, listened to, rented or bought in any form the “musical” Rent
Yep, they deserve to die…..you should just put all forms of musical theatre on here….Andrew lloyd Webber, he’s the kingpin, if God takes him out then we shall be free.
Once upon a time … there was this guy who said … ” the statistics on death are impressive; one out of one people dies!” … “…ask not for whom the bell tolls …”
Get rid of your hitlist pal “You know not what spirit you are of!
OMG ! And I thought I was a conservative!
Buddy, your whole site, 90% of it is a childish idiocy and a gift for the liberals! I am a republican and vote with conservatives on issues 100% of time, but I am stunned to read some of this nonsense you posted here.
What kind of a christian are you? You do not have to be a republican to be a conservative christian.
I voted against gay marriage and do not approve of their lifestyle,yet some of the nicest and decent people I met were gay!
I’ve never voted for any democrat (but I do not hate them)
I am a gun owner and I believe in Christ but I despise a lot of republicans for being a sellouts and too liberal.
Your site and many of your comments (while I may be agree with a small percentage of it), may well earn you a place in the mental hospital,and ultimately, in hell, if you continue down this path. It is the satan who posessing your mind now, not Jesus.
I will pray for your speedy recovery and salvation.
I agree with Ross Aitchison:these indeed, is the funniest site.
However, the way he finished up: “peace and fucking”
leaves me with a sad feeling his soul is also a bit lost.
But may be that’s what being an agnostic means?
Folks, surely – SURELY – this site is a joke. I’m not from the US, so I guess I haven’t had exposure to the type of madness you have over there, but this seriously seems extreme.
Satire?
Rick the Daemon, you’re on the right track. The site is supposedly satire, but keep it under your hat if you know what I mean. People have to discover it for themselves…
And I hope your choice of a name involving ‘Daemon’ is in reference to Philip Pullman’s “His Dark Materials” trilogy? I loved those books :D
Oh and WillyNogodHughes, I think you may be mistaken in your putting “pedophilic porn” on your list of things that should be on god’s hitlist. I mean, how often do we hear of old perverted priests molesting young innocent boys? Do you really think a right winged Shelly would condemn something so central to the functioning of her all revered church?
Lol, The Beatles bashed Christianity, remember? John Lennon specifically. Not even your stinking troll ass could add The Beatles’ “devil music” to your list, because even your feeble-minded website could recognize the greatness and the huge, international fan base that has been behind The Beatles for forty-odd years. Not to mention you don’t even have the balls to add John Lennon, a huge enemy to the Church in all of its unnatural hypocrisy, to the list because though he’s dead, his fans will kill you if you say one bad thing about him. In conclusion, my new response to this website is “MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR!!!!!!!!!!!” Btw, Darwin’s theory is still revered by scientists everywhere and is a vital part of your child’s high school curriculum. Darwin may have died, but God did NOT win. Don’t forget Sir Isaac Newton and his theory of gravity. Many Christian priests became angry when they learned of Newton’s theory, and to prove him wrong, many of them walked off of cliffs thinking God would save them. Every one of them hit the ground.
this is truly the dumbest thing i’ve ever read. so listening to “Suck my Kiss while photoshopping the Clintons onto harry potter is evil? RIIIIGGGHHHTTT…
# Linux users
# “Purpose Driven” churches
# Mormons
# Germans
# Government school teachers
# The anti-smoking lobby
# College Professors
# Poets
# Hybrid Cars
HAHA, WHAT THE FUCK. OH MY GOD, IM DYING OF LAUGHTER. OMFG LOL!
What, does god use windows or somethin?
Germans?
Lmfao, how republican can you be?
“Muzlims”
You cant even spell MUSLIM right. Why should I believe this shit when obviously you are an ignorant peice of crap who thinks that “muzlims” are supposed to be dead?
Can I be on God’s hit list? I use multiple distros of Linux on multiple computers, I download, burn, and distribute Linux CD’s to my friends, family, associates, acquaintances, and random people I meet on the street, and I listen to Slipknot (among many, many, many other heavy/thrash/industrial/death/grind/black metal bands. I also seed torrents – cracked/counterfeit warez, pr0n, etc.
So don’t forget me! :D
uhh. that’s not what God said, Lady.
Jesus answered, “The foremost is, ‘Hear, O Israel! The Lord our God is one Lord; and you shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind, and with all your strength.’ “The second is this, ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no other commandment greater than these.” (NAS, Mark 12:28-31)
Sorry, but you’re breaking the greatest commandmant of all.
I think I know which church she goes to. The church of captain morgan and samuel adams.
She also may read from the “Book of Hash” and “PCP diaries”.
Hmm. Well, looks like our generation (16-19 yr olds) is boned.
Good shit, though. Dibs on throne in hell
Some of my fave bands/artist are
Iron Maiden
bls
Black sabbath
Pink floyd
King Diamond
Ozzy
Children of Bodom
Cradle of Filth
Dedlock
Dethklok
Dimmu Borgir
Dream Theater
Def Leppard
Entombed
Forefather
Zappa
Freak Kitchen
Helloween
Grimmstine
In Flames
Zeppelin
Lordi
Lord Belial
Machine Men
Crue
Pantera
Pearl Jam
Prootest the Hero
Zombie
Shakra
Smashing Pumkins
Steve Via
Styx
sylosis
3 inches of blood
Whitesnake
and oh so much more
SO now God wants people dead? And that s a victory for God…not much of a chance to the bad guy….wait a minute do we have a shot at NOT dying??? I am sure that he is taking notes right now on your thoughts and words. Didn’t his only son teach compassion? But here you sit up on high reigning down judgment on every single person or group you do not agree with. Good luck in the afterlife…looks like it going to be a scorcher!!
If it is a god eliminating people off your list, why doesn’t it/he/she do it all at once?
The truth is, there is no god.
There is no hell.
There is no heaven.
This is IT!
You are guilty of a wasted life.
Does anyone here watch “History Of the Bible”, on the History channel? or am I the only one? It seems that they go out of their way to prove the Bible to be a lie or that they look at clues to other stories by way of comparing notes written in other languages. I think it is a way for us to deside what is the truth.
I fully believe there is a God to which we owe our sins to. Who do we answer to then? If not GOD? Ourselves? If I had to leave it up to the human race to deside my fate, I would rather there be a God. People are cruel and senseless when it comes to right and wrong. People don’t want to obey Gods laws, so the people make their own laws so they can make excuses to accomodate thier actions.
Once we started letting the “Cat out of the Bag”, as they say, it had opened up a whole can of worms.(funny)Lets take a look at sexuality. The top of the list I would say, is SEXUALITY. Look at how far we have come in just the past 30 years. Homosexuality was looked down upon until one day some people got together and said, hey look, we have rights too based on the Constitution and the freedom quote. I do believe people should all be created equal in that respect but the soul is at stake for the rights to be gay, regardless of what people now allow and consider to be accepted. The world is corrupted so who do we blame? GOD. NO NO NO people, we ourselfs are to blame because WE let it happen. These things have gone on for decades, so we must bring it into the open? I have a friend who is in a gay marriage and they have a boy who is from the mates previous hetrosexual marriage. I have seen how very insecure this child is. I can only imagine how much crap he gets from his classmates about having two dads.Being called a faggot is alot for an 8-13 year old boy to handel. I think it is selfish to put a child through such frustration and torment. I love my friend, and he knows how I feel about his choice, but I feel sorry for the boy. He is lost and sad and lonely. We all want to ecnore the facts because it is easier to walk away and be in deniel, but deep, deep, down, the truth hants you. God is not dead, nor is he away. He is waiting for the right moment.
@Juanita, I humbly disagree with pretty much everything you say. Why is it that humans always feel the need to create someone higher than themselves (aka God). We don’t have to have someone in charge, we don’t need someone to judge us, that’s what Government and Law and Order does. Homosexuals *do* have the same rights, and a kid getting teased is rooted into the discrimination against homosexuals that you yourself are spreading with your comments. Stop ignoring the problem and find a real solution please, because the ’solution’ you have so far is ignoring the real issue. Your basically saying “well if they weren’t here we wouldn’t have a problem.” Well, April fools, Gays are here, and they situation needs to be dealt with. Attacking them and saying that they are sinners and harm society won’t make them simply vanish, therefor your only logical choice is to just shut up and keep you discrimination and hate to yourself and set an example for the kids who keep calling that mans son a “faggot” and then it might not happen. If you stop spreading the discrimination to kids and instead teach them that it doesn’t matter if they are black/gay/lesbian/asian/white/whatever then they wouldn’t have a reason to make fun of him. Homosexuals have the right to live their life the way they want to as stated by the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, two things are violated when this argument even comes up in politics, “Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness” and “Separation of Church and State”. If homosexuality is a sin, I hope you’ve never eaten bacon or some lobster, or planted too kinds of flowers in your yard. In the same book that said that Homosexuals are an abomination, it also says that eating shellfish is an abomination, that eating pork is an abomination, and that planting two crops in the same field is a sin. As Jack Black once said, “It seems to me that you pick and chose. Well please choose love instead of hate” from Prop 8 – The Musical. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0cf508ff8/prop-8-the-musical-starring-jack-black-john-c-reilly-and-many-more-from-fod-team-jack-black-craig-robinson-john-c-reilly-and-rashida-jones
I am glad you can humbily disagree with everything I say. I can say humbley I have freedom of speech, and none of us are certain we will have that, much longer. I don’t hate GAYS. Were in my text did I say I hate gays. I even said, I love my friend. Lookit, I forgive my kids like God forgives us. I may not like the way they act or the choices they make, but I still love them. Yes, I have too fallen short of the glory of God and I do not discriminate as I have lived a life of being subjected to all forms of critical abuse. I am not about bashing any body. I believe what I believe from experience, and based on the moral teachings of Jesus Christ. The things that were mentioned not to eat was meant for the Jews, not the Gentiles. The Gentiles were very looked down upon and pretty much considered foolish.
Do you think that when Jesus said, ” Bring up a child in the way he should go and when he is old, he will not depart from it”. Do you think that meant it is okay to let that child be gay or even permiscuous for that matter.
We have gotten so desensitized to sin that people are willing to make excuses for everything. “You cannot serve two masters, for you either learn to love the one, or hate the other. You cannot serve GOD and Mammon”. In other words you chose to love being gay, which is what the world says is ok so you HATE God, which why you point out, why does everyone have to believe in a higher power over us. I would much rather let God deside my fate, than man, because it has been man who has let me down, not GOD. People have destroyed what has been so boutifully given us. How long has it been since you turned on your t.v. and seen how our children are desensetized and corrupted to do the things they do. Who do you blame? I blame the parents and the Government who desided to remove churh from state and that is why you will find spell books in the school libraries, and not bibles. Parents don’t want to be parents anymore. I am not part of the problem. The problem lies with in the people who exploit this type of behavior and say it is ok. Kids are worshiping satan, buying guns, getting pregnant like never before, and the prisions are full of people who were subjected to lifestyles unfit for a billy goat as a child. You tell me to find a solution to the problem? It lies with in ourselfs to do that. To chose right from wrong. To chose to believe or not to believe. Do you also believe that Beastiality, pedofilia, sex with dead people and so on, should also be encouraged?
I’m not judging you as a person, I’m judging you opinions. I didn’t say you hated gays, I said your spreading discrimination.
“Do you think that meant it is okay to let that child be gay or even permiscuous for that matter.”
Here is what I say to that, I don’t care. If you can’t accept people for who they are, then your basically violating lessons that even kinder gardeners learn, “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all” and of course the golden rule “Treat others the way you want to be treated.” I’m not religious, being a good person is what completes your life in my opinion, that means not forcing others to live you way, not discriminating against others, and promoting love and acceptance. We let black men marry white women now, are you going to say that it’s being “desensitized” to sin just because it’s change? Separation from Church and state is the cornerstone of our Government, if it wasn’t we could relive the Spanish Inquisition, honestly I think that even you would agree that wouldn’t be good. Religion is pointless, it offers no good advice or morals that a simple good pair of parents doesn’t teach, gay or not. Keep in mind As a person I believe in *most* of the morals that the Bible teaches, for example; I don’t want to be famous and have people look up at me, but I do set an example. I’m part of my family. I have not nor will I ever kill another person. I do not steal, there is nothing worse than a thief in my opinion. Those if I’m not mistaken are several of the Ten Commandments. Although I do not go to church ever, I do think that they are very good morals to live by. If you spread love, you will receive love. You give what you get then you will get what you give. These are the laws of life and they are what I live by. Your giving discrimination, therefor you will receive something close to it from me, criticize.
“It lies with in ourselfs to do that. To chose right from wrong. To chose to believe or not to believe. Do you also believe that Beastiality, pedofilia, sex with dead people and so on, should also be encouraged?”
For one, spell right, it’s ourselves, not ourselfs. Also, there lines to be drawn, the human mind often knows what is crossing the line just by using logic instead of some washed out sense of self-righteousness and false accusations. Now your washing down the debate, there is no way you can compare pedophilia, bestiality, or necrophilia to gays, that alone is insulting and hurtful. To anyone who has ever called themselves “human”. I don’t encourage people to be gay, your misunderstanding what I’m saying, I’m encouraging people to be accepting and open minded about other lifestyles. I don’t care what other people do as long as it doesn’t infringe upon the rights of the people under The Constitution or, like I said earlier, “Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness”. I still don’t understand what this is too you, please explain to me how this harms your rights any? I don’t see how two men getting married harms you in anyway. In fact, I don’t understand how it is that the Government can regulate marriage in any way. I do not have an investment in this, I am not gay, I don’t have a member in my family that is gay, and to me the kind of discrimination planted on people in things like Prop 8 is horrible, discrimination your helping to spread. As for kids getting desensitized, I have a little rant about this myself. I am a Japanese anime fan, but it sickens me to watch anime in the US, why? Because they quite simply ruin it. Let me give you a few examples. In Megaman EXE, a kids anime no matter what way you slice it, there was an edit made. The edit went to “dulling” a characters sword because they thought it looked too sharp. Honestly it’s a sword, they are supposed to be sharp, what kid who is mentally more mature than a monkey doesn’t know that? My point is that Americans are so…. stuffy about what’s moral and what’s not, but honestly you don’t see the Japanese lifestyle crashing down just because Sailor Uranus and Sailor Saturn were lovers in the anime Sailor Moon. You don’t see outstanding crime rates in the UK just because they are more liberal than the US. You know, there is a song that I pretty much live my life off of, by Nickelback. It’s called If Everyone Cared, and the chorus goes, “If everyone cared and nobody cried, if everyone loved and nobody lied, if everyone shared and swallowed their pride, we’d see the day that nobody died.” I honestly don’t understand how someone could disagree with that.
“Your giving discrimination, therefor you will receive something close to it from me, criticize.”
My mistake, I meant to say criticism here.
When I say desensitized to sin I don’t even compare that to blacks marrying whites, or Japanese marring Americans or what ever, in fact even Moses married an Ethiopian woman so who cares. I don’t see how you can compare anamaie with reality. However, I do know a few Christians who wouldn’t allow their children to watch it because of the violance. I agree with the Song, and I am telling you that you don’t understand what I am saying. Do you not know what SIN is? It is something that goes against the teachings of God and the Bible clearly points out that Homosexuality, goes against nature.
Let me no man decieve himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise. For the wisdom of shis world is foolishness with GOD. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness. And again, the Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.
Do you not know that the unrightous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolators, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the Kingdom of God.
If you are led by the spirit, you are not under the law. the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these, Adultry,fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, idolarty, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings and such like: of which I tell you that they which do these things, shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
The fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.
For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things are made, even his eternal power and Godhead: so that they are without excuse: Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools. and changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man and to birds and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of thier own flesh to dishonour their own bodies between themselves. WHO changed the truth into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed forever; AMEN. For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nauture: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use unto that which is agains nature: and likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemingly, and recieving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. and even as they did not like to retain God their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient: Being filled with all unrightousness fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness: full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity: whisperers, backbiters, haters of God,spiteful, proud boasters, inventers of evil things, disobedient to parnets without understanding, covenatbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
“Homosexuality, goes against nature.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mammals_displaying_homosexual_behavior
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Against_Nature%3F
http://www.nhm.uio.no/againstnature/index.html
http://www.nhm.uio.no/againstnature/gayanimals.html
Against nature huh? Nature seems to disagree. In fact, according to an article also found on http://www.nhm.uio.no two male flamingos are actually better and more effective parents for babies.
The conclusion of the entire Against Nature? study and the reactions from people are condensed into:
“The Church Council of Nablus in 1120 AD wrote the first law where homosexuality was labelled a “Crime against Nature”. In the Renaissance, such texts found their way into the laws of many countries, leading to widespread oppression of homosexuals on the basis that it is “unnatural”.
We may have opinions on a lot of things, but one thing is clear: Homosexuality is found throughout the Animal Kingdom. It is not against nature.”
“And again, the Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.”
Maybe you should introduce me into your split personality that thinks it’s Shakespeare. Let me put it gently too you. People lead their own lives, you have no right to tell others how to lead their own lives. I’m tired of this, and I’m pretty much going to stop with this debate after this comment as it seems that an unstoppable force has meet an unmovable object. Obviously I’m not going to convince you away from your narrow minded ways, and you aren’t going to get me to join your hypocritical ranks either. No all powerful God that I can’t prove exists rules my life, simple as that. I’ll bet anything that you are a supporter of Prop 8 in California aren’t you? If so, can you explain to me why your saying “no you can’t marry” to these people who, in this time of fly by one night stands, want the same chance of permanence that you and I have?
Last thing, again learn to spell, it’s not ‘anamaie’ but anime. It’s an excellent art form that you can learn many things from. Might I recommend the works of Hayao Miyazaki and Anno Hideaki to you. Miyazaki’s films explore everything from war to the interaction of humanity and nature. Works like Grave of the Fireflies will make you cry if you bother to watch the movie any, Princess Mononoke and Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind both explore the delicate balance between man and nature and what happens when it’s tipped too far, Spirited Away is an amazing work that won an Academy award and shows what a person can do when they only believe in themselves, Howl’s Moving Castle is based off of a British writers novel and builds on the way love forms between two people that are completely different. Finally a student of Miyazaki, Anno Hideaki put out the groundbreaking Neon Genesis Evangelion series that explores what makes a human alive and the reasons people live the way they do. Anno wrote Evangelion while he was going though cycles of bi-polar disorder in which he explores the human mind and how/why it forms connections to other humans, justification for being alive, unrequited love, and the way people interact with others. All of Miyazaki’s films are very family friendly (except maybe Princess Mononoke due to all the fighting and the Prince’s ability to decapitate someone with his bow). Neon Genesis Evangelion caries a +16 label.
Evangelion also shows what happens when humans screw around too much with things we don’t understand, aka an apocalypse leaving only two people left on the planet, effectively creating an Adam/Eve situation between the protagonist Shinji and his German friend Asuka.
People like you need to be set on fire.
Huckleberry Finn is the work OF SATaN.
But seriously, Republicans. Am I right?
Once again, you have not proven anything but that man has taken Gods laws into thier own hands and rewritten the laws to accomodate themselves. Anime as you call it IS, and as IS, most of Hollywoods movies are opening the doors to chilren to believe that Homosexuality is ok, not to mention the way they glamourize promiscuous behavior. Animals cannot respond to right and wrong the way humans do. Animals do not have the thought process to comprehend right from wrong.” You can lead a horse to water , but you can’t make him drink”.
“are opening the doors to chilren to believe that Homosexuality is ok”
I’m not the one missing the point, you are. I’m saying that Homosexuality *is* okay.
Hello you horrible bitch!
Slipknot, U2, The Red Hot Chillie Peppers (NOT Chilly IDIOT), Any and All American Idols, Friends, Family and Fans of Any and All American Idols And Bruce Springsteen. How can these people/bands be evil? Bono give away millions to charity, or is that wrong to support those who cannot support themselves? Slipknot members #0 through to #8 are actually christian they just sing about how f@&*ed up people like you are and how badly america sucks!
The song “The Heretic anthem” althoug widely beleved to be satanic is actually referring to the fake people in Hollywood “If you are 555 then im 666″. It actually means that the 555 from the phone numbers in American movies are fake and that 666 he is pissed off with it.
Oh and by the way i wrote this on a linux computer whilst listening to Slipknot. Also my mother is a goverment school teacher and she has been going to church since she was born.
Its people like you that make the poor citizens of the REST OF THE WORLD HATE America!
Auf Wiedersehen! und genießen Sie Hölle, hoffen Sie, dass das Wetter gut ist dort, sagen hallo Bush für mich
Omg this is some craaazy shit…
My new favorite website! I HATE F*CKING LIBERALS! YOU F*CKING Liberals! You DISGUST ME…and if you were on fire I wouldn’t piss on you to put you out! Shelly the Republican you are fighting the right war. Regardless of what the Communist Leftist Media and the Liberal cocks*ckers say!
I think I saw Mike’s medication actually stop working O.o
Haha, What the fuck is this? haha, that just made me laugh.. It’s just fucking pathetic, everything about “The Black/hit list, seriously…I don’t think “God” haven’t black listed anyone that YOU have listed up here..
Get something better to do than writing up that shit… You seriously got anything against gays, people that listen to all that bands, Global warming and even wants them killed?!
Let me ask you something, Do you seriously think “God”, a guy or what ever god is, is going to save the world? God is just some bullshit, there’s no “God”.. If there was any god, then he would clean up this fucking world for all war, global warming, and you Christians that have gone WAY too far..
seriously.. you want to kill someone, just because he’s gay, or listen to Slipknot or Red Hot Chili Peppers? That’s HELL A LOT pathetic… Get an update, welcome to the world, there’s people that is gay, it seems like it’s more gays now, and guess what, people do listen at slipknot, red hot chili peppers, and all of that bands without even bothering about what people say! Get real!
Christians have gone way to far? Excuse me, no they have gotten lazy. Christianity doesn’t execute any one who worships Satan. There are Occult groups in many cities and small towns. You would be amazed to know some of them. Some of them could be in your neighborhood.
Once liberation of porn became out of control, the Christians gave up. No one hears the voices of the innocent children who lose their souls to pedophiles who are left to walk the streets, even live in your neighborhood. They should be kept on some kind of Pill to keep them from getting erections if they are going to be hanging out in the Parks which is MOST certainly a pedophiles lair. Many people who call themselves Christians, are Pedophiles themselves. Did anyone see the Rabi get caught on Dave Hansen’s “To Catch a Predator?” or what ever that show is? He was going to have sex with a young boy!
Don’t tell me about Christian, it doesn’t take being a Christian to know right from wrong. “Suffer the little Children and forbid them NOT to come unto me”. We have so much Porn full of girls who are spiritually broken inside. Gone are the days when I was a kid Church’s knocked on doors to get people saved. Everyone laughs at Mormon, but they at least have the right idea.
No Christianity is now full of people who think they can buy their way into heaven.” It is easier for a Camel to go through the eye of a needle, than it is for a rich man to get into Heaven”. Politicians being in the lead and the people who pay the politicians to sign for their bullshit scams.
I don’t think we need all of these denominations either, I believe in only ONE GOD, ONE Son, ONE Spirit. God is all three in one. One God, ONE Church. Christians have become week and less immune to the the things they once disputed, take a look back in the 50’s, Elvis raised a lot of ruckus, but I love Elvis. That doesn’t necessarily mean I agreed with the way he lived his life. He knew he was spiraling out of control, yet Elvis believed in God. Who knows where he ended up. One can only hope for the best. It is up to God, in everything to decide.
So you’re saying that it would be right by you if you were going around, executing hell a lot many people? Oh my god.. What the fuck are wrong with you?
I don’t really care about what people are doing, how they feel like, what they are and etc.
Why don’t you just let people live however they want, without getting comments about it, from people like YOU!
And By the way, I don’t live in America.. Just as you know ;)
Ok, I won’t tell you something about Christians, because I simply don’t care about you.. Yes, you heard me, I said YOU, because I simply don’t believe in god, and all that bullshit from the bible.. Yes, call me an atheist, I don’t care.. because I don’t feel like going around believe in something that don’t fucking exists in OUR time..
Heaven, Heaven, Heaven, all this talk about HEAVEN, A place that none know exist! None could tell that they’ve been in Heaven, and how it was… Get real, Heaven is just some bullshit from “the bible”..
A God.. yeah, right.. Couldn’t you try to live in OUR TIME for once? People is gay, people listen to Slipknot, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Madonna.. What so?
I’m gay, I do listen at Slipknot, Do you want to kill me? Well, then come and kill me then, and get in hell a lot trouble, haha!
I don’t like Elvis that much as you.. Slipknot is waaaay much better in MY VIEW.. Then I mean like NOT in YOUR VIEW!
Um, it’s not up to “GOD”, it’s up to you, he, she, they, what ever.. God don’t make your fucking decisions, YOU make them!
Do what ever you want, Just don’t do anything against the Laws in AMERICA, not in THE BIBLE, ok? thanks.. I do say that for your own… ;)
And! yeah, It would always be gays in the world, always be atheists, and everyone that you hate… There is even gays in your community, just as you know..
“They should be kept on some kind of Pill to keep them from getting erections if they are going to be hanging out in the Parks which is MOST certainly a pedophiles lair. Many people who call themselves Christians, are Pedophiles themselves.”
Who are you trying to argue with? You sound like your attacking yourself.
“Don’t tell me about Christian, it doesn’t take being a Christian to know right from wrong. “Suffer the little Children and forbid them NOT to come unto me”. We have so much Porn full of girls who are spiritually broken inside. Gone are the days when I was a kid Church’s knocked on doors to get people saved.”
Why do you see everything in such black and white terms. You act like everyone involved in the porn industry is spiritually broken, here’s the kicker, they *chose* to work there, no one is holding a gun to their head.
“No Christianity is now full of people who think they can buy their way into heaven.”
Wasn’t this what Martin Luthers 95 thesis’ was about, and the entire reformation? Join the Protestant church if you find this so appalling.
“take a look back in the 50’s”
I also remember back in the 50’s over one third of the United States had laws banning inter-racial marriage. Christians, Mormons, and several other religious are *so* freaking worried about “redefining marriage” but fail to realize that we’ve done it many times before. Let me fill you in on a little fact about the political situation, Liberals have the highest concentration of Atheists as political parties go. Now check this out, Liberals are the highest educated of all the political parties, with more of them having College degrees than any other party, and they are higher paid, and yet for some reason they are still advocating a “share the wealth” tax plan under Obama. Now that is charity, righteousness, and smart. What you advocate is nothing more than lunacy, that Christians should somehow wadge a modern Crusade against the Porn industry, and the homosexuals of the world. There has always been atheists, one of the most influential characters in American history, Thomas Jefferson is often thought to be an atheist. There has and will always be homosexuals, Plato, one of the greatest minds of the ancient world was gay, Da Vinci was also suspected of being gay or Transgender. In fact, that’s another marvel of “God” isn’t it, GD, when someones mental gender identity doesn’t match their actual gender. And no, this is no simple perversion of the mind, several university studies have found that many Transgender people actually have brain parts of the opposite gender, aka a male can have a female brain stem, this is very difficult to live though and causes extreme discomfort and stress, perhaps why Transgenders have a higher suicide rate than any other single measurable group in the US. How is it that under “God’s” care, this kind of thing still happens? “God loves all his children” I keep hearing, and yet one of my best friends ever dies at the age of 17 from brain cancer, another friend of mine is diagnosed with GD and has maybe a 10 year journey ahead of him of hormone replacement therapy and sexual reassignment surgery, I at the age of 23 have the knees of a 40 year old and will never fully be able to run again. All of the foster kids I’ve taken care of though my life, my parents took in foster kids to help however they could despite the fact that never once did they enter a church, never once have I seen a bible in their house. I’ve seen kids in that house that were the best people you’d ever meet, and yet they had to go though hell for seemingly no reason, listen to all this and then tell me to my face that God loves these people because of their attributes and will truly take care of them.
Listen to all that and tell me that God will take care of these people and kids in heaven, because so far he’s done a pretty shit job.
You forgot to add Tom Cruise to the hitlist for believing that he is really inhabited by brainwashed alien souls called Thetans,
And you forgot to Add Mao’s Little Red Book.
And the book series based off the Dresden files.
And all books relating to any fantasy setting (Warhammer my personal favorite “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!”)
And Old Man’s War.
And…well alot of stuff.
Cuz of the stuff like this i like living here where i am
I am a proud, upstanding citizen of this great country that is the United States of America. When I saw this website I died a little inside. The mere thought that there are people that spew such hateful messages is appalling. This page just put me over the top. You have a HIT LIST FOR GOD?! That is totally unacceptable, immoral, and frankly, against your own religion. Do you honestly believe that God, a god notorious for being infinitely wise, kind, and forgiving would want people dead out of spite? Something tells me that God just MIGHT be above petty human emotions. Prehaps I’m wrong. That is the antithesis of what religion is all about. You have “poets” on your list there. This was one of the most alarming statements on here. So you believe that the people who wrote the Bible are on “God’s Hit List”? Judging by the contents of this list here, it would be an HONOR to be included on this list. There are some of the greatest books, groups, and figures of our time on here (with the accept ion of perhaps “Mein Kampf,” which you misspelled, along with many other things, as “Mine Camp”). It would seem that you get some kind of pleasure from people on this list dieing, some kind of sick criminal. “God Won” Sickening. Did you not learn as a child that hate is not an acceptable emotion in its extreme form? That to hate an ENTIRE GROUP OF PEOPLE is totally ridiculous and only can end in violence and the halt of civilization? You are controlled by fear. Fear has taken over you and taken advantage of you when you were weak. Now it has been branded into your memory these thoughts, this dogma. At this point nothing I can say could make you see rational thought, for your conception of rational thought is to accept what has been driven into your skull and spread the message of hate and destruction. I cannot speak for God more than anyone else can, but from what I know, God would not want any of this, infact God would want you to be accepting of the fact that there are people on this planet that have different opinions than you and you should settle them through healthy debate and not violence. And these books, such as the Communist Manifesto or even Huckleberry Finn, these books may have messages you don’t agree with but that does not mean that they should be banned or never read again. I do not agree with some of the points the Bible makes but I still have read parts of it and respect it as a book for its overall quest of better morals and poetic writing (the Koran does the same, you spelled it the “Curan” which is offensively incorrect). And your hate of gay people is quite alarming. What the hell did they do to you? They are no different from you and I, they only have a different sexual orientation. Where does it say ANYWHERE that you should hate them for that? The Christian faith ENCOURAGES acceptance. I have no idea what religion you are, did you get God and Satan confused? (John Paul II stated that Hell was made up to be used as a scare tactic to get people to join the Church) Your sick crusade must stop. In our current society and civilization, we have advanced to a higher level of thinking. We now understand that certain feelings and ideologies are no longer acceptable. Have you ever stopped to think, rationalize, or question your beleifs? Do you feel any remorse for your actions? I originally thought this site was a joke but I see now this is a much more serious matter.
To disagree with some one is one thing, but to want them DEAD for it is, appalling.
And to think that this happens in my country…
It’s people like this that truly make me wonder why we’re still surviving as a human race. You’re the downfall of the human race.
God doesn’t exist, therefore your arguments are invalid.
Good day.
You know, this actually made me laugh a little until I considered that you might actually be trying to act like this is what you seriously believe. If it isn’t, then I probably shouldn’t do this, but if it is, then this needs to be said right now:
YOUR SITE IS FULL OF MORE GRADE-A SHIT THAN A SEPTIC TANK.
U EPICALLY PHAIL! IF YOU ACTUALLY READ THE BIBLE, you would realize that the only way to get into heaven is to ACKNOWLEDGE GOD’S EXISTENSE! If you acknowledge that he exists, and is the one and true God, you get into heaven no matter what, no matter how many sins you’ve comitted. God also says, that he gives everyone mercy, no matter how badly of sin they’ve comitted. GOD HAS NO HITLIST! Just a list of people he loves, which is everybody.
PS: If somebody dies of cancer, God didn’t win. That makes me sick, that you think God won, because somebody died of cancer.
well i love to be the one to pour salt and vinegar into your wounds mike our newly elected president barack obama will be inaugurated very soon.so get used to calling obama mr president mother fucker.
so stfu loser.
This is hilarious stuff. :3
YOU RACIST BASTARDS! Barack “the Muslim” Obama?! YOU RACIST BASTARDS!
Can’t you all see that Jesus died for EVERYBODY, including Atheists, Muslims, Jewish, Christian, and Buhdists alike. Once you accept that, you have a start. Don’t blame yourselves, Peter had a problem accepting this too.
Feel free to try to disprove me. Post here, and I’ll get back to you.
Hmmm if I murder my wife for her insurance, kill my pet for dinner, smack my wife around when dinner’s cold I get to go to heaven. Sweeeet. I used to listen to Madonna but I’ve repented I swear. Hey why isn’t Michael Jackson on this list I’m pretty sure he’s a pedophile or at least gay.
So much misrepresentation of Christianity, on this site, and in the comments.
EriH, you won’t listen, but if you do those things (apart from the pet thing…if you want to eat your pet, go right on ahead), you are demonstrating a lack of salvation. Why would you get to go to heaven?
If you’re going to have a website, please spell things right.
I use Linux and I don’t think God hates me.
What is up with you people?
Unfortunately… EriH is correct. He will, but if you really want to do those things, I doubt you really accepted Christ as your savious anywyas. =/ You would still be punished for your sin, but you’d still get into heaven. If you read your Bible (if you fell like it, go ahead), the Corinthians felt the same way. They figured, “Oh, I accept Jesus as my saviour, so I’ll get into Heavan anyways”! :D. That’s why God sent Peter to preach AGAINST them. =/ Note the fact that AGAINST is all capitalized.
Taliesin is also correct… much misrepresentation.
Obama got inaugurated. So much for that. HA!
your so fucking retarded you dumb bitch.
1. Barack Obama is the greatest thing thats happened to the USA in a long time.
2. global warming is TRUE. read the newspaper sometime.
3. science is real, fucktard.
4. “god” isnt real. is there any proof of god being real? i dont think so.
5. gay people are awesome.
6. liberals are awesome.
7. whats wrong with abortionists? what if a 16 year old gets pregnant and cannot support a baby? its better than giving birth and then throwing it in a dumpster.
8. also what is wrong with animal rights? they are creatures of this earth too. and i would say all animals are smarter than YOU.
9. why do you think that anyone of a different religion than your are horrible? they actually respect people, unlike you.
10. vegetarians and vegans are saving animals, whats wrong with that? your ridiculous
11. i agree that pedophiles are bad.
12. im german, you dumbfuck.
13. whats wrong with hybrids? its saving the environment.
14. haha POETS?
btw, all the bands you put up are amazing. go listen to your christian rock.
im 13 and i have a better outlook on life than you. i have more experiance in life than you. ive had more friends than you since i was 2. please, really go get shot or something.
what the hell? honestly, you’re legally insane. God makes people the way they are, and excluding some people is wrong. Gay people don’t choose to be gay, women who get abortions don’t want they baby to have a bad life, and I don’t see why YOU’RE not on the list, Shelly.
God does NOT have a hitlist! He does not “hate,” for God is love! He probably still loves Lucifer/Satan/The Devil, and would probably accept him back into heaven if he repented for his many sins and accepted Jesus Christ!
Even if God did have a hitlist, a lot of the things here would not be here, and few things added. But that is impossible, for God is love, and cannot hate. God loves all that He has created, even those that curse Him, but punish them by sending them to Hell because they did not live their lives to His expectations. It’s like a father grounding his child because the child did something bad! You really need to read the Bible some more. I do not read the Bible much, but I know enough to say that God cannot hate.
Hate to break it to you, but at the VERY least, God hated Esau. (Malachi 1:2-3, Romans 9:13 for confirmation)
What’s more, there’s plenty of occasions that indicate that the Lord hates wickedness. So…you’re wrong.
I have been trying to help these people understand that God loves the soul, He hates the sin. We are born into natural sin so we cannot help that. It goes way back to Adam and Eve. I am laughing cause a thought occured to me. The Gay community doesn’t understand that it was Adam and Eve, and not Adam and Steve. I know that sounds really mean, but what many people do not understand is that I know this to be true. It wasn’t 2 women in the garden, however, they are now saying that Adam had 2 wifes in the garden.
I think people expect too much out of God. They run all over the place doing all the things they were taught, NOT to do and then they rebel, and somehow it is GODs fault. When I hear an Atheist say they don’t believe in a Loving God, I can hear the hate and sourcasim in their tone of voice such as the English woman I saw on the tele a few days ago, and she was discribing what I thought to be an adoption for a child, but turned out to be a DOG! She was an animal rights activist. How do animals know they have rights? Yeah, like a dog sits in a back yard sees a kid playing near by and thinks, I have rights, I’ll go bite that kid and my owner will get me out of it.” ?? Since when do people put an animal on a pedistol while children have become victims of sercumstance and no body gives a damn? I know, no body here can appriciate what it is I am saying, but I have read some pretty wacked out crap here too. My point is she worships the creation, and not the creator. Nothing wrong with loving an animal, I have a beautiful cat, but I would not put her above my children or anyone elses children.
Every body who sins, has a consequence, like when you do wrong in school and get sent to the principles office, you have to suffer the penilty. God made this law first. It cannot be denied that man has kept this law, except of course, not for those who can afford to buy their way out of their crimes, but only while here.
I believe because of the many things I have seen him do for me.
Jesus H. Christ, Shelley! You are just one big bowl of stupid.
What Jesus probably would think of your blog:
http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/Jesus%20Sad_jpg-crop.jpg
Sorry, Juanita. The Bible disagrees with you, as well. God hated Esau, and this was while he was still in the womb, before he’d had the chance to sin, that God’s purposes in election might be made manifest.
And you believe because the Lord has granted you to believe. Your faith was a gift from Him; as there is not a DARN thing any of us can do to earn our salvation.
Just as most of the people commenting on here don’t believe because the Lord has not yet changed their hearts. He may, and He may not, but His purposes in His sovereign choice of who to save is perfect, and He will get the greatest glory for it.
Y’all better just stop talking bad about The Freedom Blog and about God or I will just close down the comment section!!!
Shelley N. Goodman
We’d probably not bash your site so much if it wasn’t so full of conspiracy ideas and completely baseless statements.
That aside, the few of us who know this is a joke (whether you intended it to be or not) are laughing in hysterics at how ridiculous this is.
I can only say you thoughts are warped and have no foundation – are you seriously saying that oral sex is immoral and wrong – ??? probably been around longer than the bible – also whats wrongs with Gays & germans ??? i think you really are not living in the same time etc as everyone else – you are a hate filled extremeist – god doesnt have a hitlist but if he did id put u at the top !!!
Oh come on, where’s the Da Vinci Code? or Harry Potter? or Alfred Kinsey, or Catcher in the Rye etc?
This “God’s Hitlist” is really disappointing to be honest. It doesn’t quite capture the essence of the pure comedy that is the far religious right.
is this a joke? JESSE VENTURA/RON PAUL 2012
“RON PAUL 2012″
No offense, I liked the guy. But if Ron Paul got his way with the country during these economic times, screw recession it would put us in a depression. His plans are almost identical to Hoover’s plans back in the day. Now Ron would be *the* man to elect during stable/prosperous times.
can i be put on the list of people you hate, if i recall it’s god’s hit list, I’d appreciate it.
Shelly, if you didn’t want people to comment, then why did you put this up? For now we have freedom of speech in this country and someday we may not. It goes on record that Sadam (sp)killed someone if they were found speeking out against him. It could very well happen here if our government turns toward One World Government and Muslim takes over. I am not an expert I only know what I hear and see. We may no longer have that right to choose God as a freedom of religion. So all you athiests out there will be really happy about that.
As the seeds you cast away take hold, war will be born. Rejoice the age of the fall has begun, we’ll dance as the palaces burn.
God hates Starbucks, huh? Man, they really do have Starbucks EVERYWHERE, there’s even one in heaven, now. Do they serve the holiday lattes up there?
I’d like to know, Shelley, are these the people/things God hates, or the people/things that you hate? I know, its easy to confuse the two, right? Don’t hurt yourself trying to think to hard about it.
Bitch.
I feel so, so sorry for all the DECENT American christians out there who are being given a bad name by, to be frank, COMPLETE CUNTS like you.
I have never wished death upon anyone, but to be perfectly honest, I hope you just stop breathing. Seriously. Then, you can save us all from the fascist, discriminating and evil bullshit that your spewing all over us.
If you are mentally handicapped, which I think you most likely are, then I apologise for everything in this post. Otherwise… I wish you a miserable, pain-filled life. You deserve it.
i recently wrote some stuff in the music section, i need to re-phrase myself.
Firstly…..The people who run this site…either you really are as brain dead as would appear, or, you and your ‘friends’ are satirical genius’s. I have been reading a lot of your blogs/comments over the last few days…they are seriously warped.
America is supposedly the land of the free, you have the right to free speech, free association, but the impression you give is one of facism, fanaticism with a vitriolic hatred of anybody that doesn’t follow your ‘beliefs’??!!. Can you justify this position??( replying with ‘i dont have to is a cop-out’). I honestly beleive that you have no genuine argument with this point, and doubt your ability to give a decent response.
Secondly: I used Abusive language in my previous post, you deserve more than foul language. In my home country your views would be seen as either libel or defamation of character..both of which are considered illegall in this country. Your views are exceptionally Racist(verging on Facist) beyond beleif, if your photo on this site is genuine? what happened to you to make you so evil spiteful.
Thirdly: Do you think that your ‘ideaology’ will actually benefit America in any way? Do you think that you will be taken seriously by your peers? Do you honestly believe that this site will not come back to haunt you in a few years? Do you HONESLTY think the Republican party is proud to have a member like you?.
i would love for you to come back with honest coherent argument, one that can actually stand up to scrutiny by people a lot more knowledgable than yourself. I feel that you have created this site because you want some attention, did daddy leave you when you were little?? I would enjoy meeting you face to face..laughing in your face when you try to justify your crap would be hysterical.
So come on Shelley…Give it your best shot, I DARE YOU.
Let’s see if you can have an unbiased debate about your views and have an argument that stands up!!.
I don’t think you will because you are a coward. This site is the only outlet for your nonsense, you are the very nature of a coward.
Forthly….most internet servers on this planet are Linux based(apache) so unless you have provide your own ISP your are using Linux nearly everyday!
I await your response…which i doubt i will recieve
Dave the Rave
I WILL MAKE IT ONTO GODS HITLIST…I MEAN IT
STILL WAITING FOR A RESPONSE…………
WHAT A COWARD!!!
Iknew it, you are a pathetic ignorant racist fanatacist. People say that the Muslim Faith is the new axis of Evil, they are wrong…..i am not religious in anyway, but i have a few friends that follow their faith. They have never tried to Convert me, told me i am wrong, condemmned me to hell etc. They live their lives understanding that not everyone beleives.
I think you are a joke…..someone to be laughed at, ridiculed,…..hate is a strong word but, I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR.
You are to scared,incapable,ignorant to even respond…thats the biggest joke right there.
Why am i wasting my time even writing this?….good question
Got better things to do…..
Dave the Rave
bravo dave the rave bravo i really liked what you said.
It’s Mein Kampf.
Not Mine Camp.
Your German is atrocious, as is your spelling.
Shelley, please email me. Why do you care if someone worhips a different god than you, or is attracted to the same gender, or doesn’t share the same political views as you? Do you know why America was founded in the first place? What’s the point of a Democracy if there’s only one party?
WTF? I’m still on this bitches pathetic list, I haven’t visited this sad excuse for a website in roughly a year, I see they are still spreading their own brand of extremism that rivals or even surpasses Islamic hate rhetoric, why have the FBI or the CIA or whatever lame American law enforcement agency that deals with terrorism shut this site down? *goes to inform the US authorities*
wait a second here… “gods hitlist”? what happened to thou shalt not kill? dumbfucks
1. I’m not sure which Bible you’ve been reading, Shelley, but the one that I read never mentions God having a “hit-list,” or anything about promoting murder.
2. Isn’t the point of Christianity to preach God’s love and forgiveness?
3. You also claim to support freedom of speech, but then assert that anyone involved in leftist and non-Christian media should be stopped. Hypocrisy, anyone?
4.And where exactly did you fabricate God’s favor of America? Where is that in the Bible? America was founded, among other things, as a place of retreat for those who were tired of being persecuted for their religious beliefs.
Feel free to respond.
you guys are scary.
First off, I can’t figure out if this site is for real… as in I can’t truly believe that someone is this fucking stupid.
Secondly, it really shows how much you know about your own religion when you list The Chronicles of Narnia as a book that will send you to hell. You can’t read that book and know that Aslan is just about the most obvious metaphor for Jesus in the history of literature.
This is probably one of the most disturbing and hateful posts I have seen on any websites ever. And good luck winning against ME God. I’m young, proud, strong, and ready for a lot of homosexual butt sex. I hope you guys are happy.
Haha, bitch didn’t spell “Muslim” right!
Someone should turn the tables on this whore and hang her from a tree!
It’s taken me a while to do this, but after sitting in my room and listening to Slipknot all day, I decided to take affirmitive action and post something! Shelley, you need to learn to make love, not war. Think about all the suffering people out there who DO deserve better (universal health care, maybe?) I’m a young male, and I am constantly teased for being a homosexual. I go to Gay/Straight alliance meeting every week and am pouring my heart into making this world a more unified place. People like you tend to bother me though, as your attitude makes me feel like all this talk of peace and love is for nothing. I mean, you stir up so much controversy over silly matters. I am speaking my deepest thoughts, as I want to be true for you, so please listen. I’m a guest worker at the church down the street, so I can easily speak of God with you. Email me.
this shit is ridiculous, hey shelly chuck me on gods hit list. According to this site my sins include…breathing? i seriously hope this website is a joke and isnt serious.
Ok, I just thought of another hit list that will satisfy the normal people out there:
PEOPLE THAT WILL DIE:
– Shelly Goodman
– George W. Bush
GROUPS THAT WILL DIE:
– KKK and any believers
– Fanatic republicans that sit in their red neck houses and fuck their cousins.
– Any1 who doesn’t believe in multi-culturalism, free thinking, good will and lateral thinking.
First of all this quote: “God gave us Free Will to make our own choices no matter how vile, disgusting, horrible and venal they might be”, seriously contradicts what you see as something to be killed for:
If you think being gay or being black or different to the general global way is vile or horrible, then guess what!! God allows it!!! Not all sins are to be treated with the death punishment…as I remember the Bible is much a story and speculation and based on no real proof because no one in their life has actually seen the lord or any of his stories in work, much like any religion like Islam or even Buddism…but we all need something to believe in right??
This website makes me angry, sick and disgusted that I am sharing a planet and life space with people like this who call themselves “pro christian” and “pro american”. You’re nothing but a bunch of sick, skin headed, red neck cousin fucking terrorist scum of cunts that deserve nothing but to be burnt to death. I wish you were in the Victorian bush fires of Australia and I would have pleasure in seeing you burn…I would light the stake quite freely!!!
Lets face it, there is bad people everywhere, FACT 10% of all nations, religions and groups have dickheads and scum…I am seeing 10% of that christian, american scum right on this website!!
The End
Mr. Puppet, I agree with you whole heatedly.
hahahah you speak for God do you?
God talks to you and tells you who and what it wants exterminated?
I have read some pathetic delusions of grandeur before but this is legendary!
The more I read into this site, the more I believe we’re all being trolled by some comedic mastermind.
more like uncomedic cause there not funny. and i have read funnier.
Is this a real website?
I will attempt to intercede on your behalf before you are doomed to eternal damnation. Those who use God’s word to preach hate, to judge others, to use his name and his word in vain, as you have, are the more vile of all humans and have truly turned your back on God’s word, and Jesus’ sacrifice for your sin. I suggest you start praying for forgiveness for this website, and the evil that you perpetuate. Otherwise you are truly doomed. This is not what my Father asks of his servants — but it is what he will judge you for.
If this website isn’t a joke, the person who made it certainly is.
i’m hoping it is mark rofl.
So, let me get this straight… You are for Christianity, but not for us evil mormons? Interesting. Did you perhaps realize that the real name of our church is The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints? We worship Christ. We try to maintain him as the center of our lives. The practice of polygamy was officially stopped by the church over a century ago. Anyone who practices polygamy you can be certain is not a member of the LDS (“Mormon”) faith. I also have a wonderful scripture for you in regards to this little list you have going here:
Matthew 7:1-5
1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother’s eye.
I was appalled to see that you actually have a link to pornography off of one of the names. Seriously??? How does this maintain your message of shielding yourself from the evils of the world?
I leave you with a few more scriptures to ponder: Leviticus 19:18 thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself (And, on a personal note, it would appear that this would mean you should be loving others to a degree almost of perfection, if you tried to think so highly of others as you obviously do of yourself.)
Matthew 5:44-47 44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
45 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.
46 For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?
47 And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so?
1 John 2:10-11
10 He that loveth his brother abideth in the light, and there is none occasion of stumbling in him.
11 But he that hateth his brother is in darkness, and walketh in darkness, and knoweth not whither he goeth, because that darkness hath blinded his eyes.
All this Blog prooves is that there are extremists in every religion. I feel sorry for you people that spend so much time writing & researching this …….
Not sure whether it’s funny or sad, but seeing as you have put Linux users on your “hit list”, I find it strange that you host your website on Linux:
PING shelleytherepublican.com (74.54.218.50): 56 data bytes
64 bytes from 74.54.218.50: icmp_seq=0 ttl=52 time=2274.315 ms
74.54.218.50 Linux Apache/1.3.41 Unix mod_log_bytes/1.2 mod_bwlimited/1.4 mod_auth_passthrough/1.8 FrontPage/5.0.2.2635 mod_ssl/2.8.31 OpenSSL/0.9.7a
James Randi deserves a spot as one of the top a**holes.
He made critics against a Norwegian christian healer. Fair enough when he goes against the new age frauds, but not when he mocks someone who heals by the power that GOD gave him.
The old fool is a typical Satan worshiper. Denying that there is more between heaven and earth that he know about, and in the same time denying GOD. Wouldnt mind that if it werent for the fact that he got some followers, and we all know where those poor sceptics will end(Hell).
This sight frightens me more and more every time I log on… I don’t even know why I come here anymore! I love the movie Rent, you conservative bitch
My new favorite band of all time: Tool. You should put THAT on offensive music, you closed-minded hater.
“Foot in mouth and head up asshole, what’cha talkin’ ’bout?”
– Tool
Hey Shelley, this band is clearly been trying to contact you.
I have a partner now. He’s black. How do you like the sound of THAT? Forget “There’s a Negro in My Daughter.” How about “There’s a Negro in One of My Country’s Sons.”
I am just as human as you are. I have a spirit like you do. I have a free will like you do. I will go to Heaven, like you probably won’t. You poor, confused woman… You need much more help then I ever will. Good night.
this is one of the worst cases of religious indoctrination I’ve ever seen. :/
It can’t be good for this person’s health.
it’s people like whoever made this whole website that make me hate humans…
I swear this is a hoax. Maybe some sick joke? it has to be…
You son of bitch! I was on the list yesterday! Put me back on! PSF!
You should put me up there. I’m an atheist child hacker who runs and distributes linux. I love heavy metal and thrash music including slipknot. I’m A member of ProjectShelleyFreedom and I think I’m better than God. I believe all humans were created equal and that there should be universal health care over blood for oil. I believe saving our environment from global warming should be Americas number one goal and that people need to quit killing endangered animals for food. I supported Barrack Obama, and spread rumors about McCain buying an inflatable sheep from a sex shop. My family is mostly pagan and my mother taught me about voodoo when I was very young. I believe education should be free as well as information and that no secrets should be kept from anyone no matter what. I believe that it’s ok to be gay and that gay marriage should be legalized as well as marijuana, although I do not smoke it. I’m not a racist and don’t trash people just because the way their culture is. I’m a PWF agent trying to take down the walmart in my city. I guess I’m a criminal too since I steal sodas from vending machine and manipulate washers to work for free. I make fake id’s for my friends as well. Oh I’m going straight to hell and im only 15.
@ TheRattyHacker, I don’t know weather to pray for you or have you exorcised! Maybe we should do both. I will pray for your immortal soul.
Teehee help me take down this site. PSF!
Why no-one would hear it.
I pray for you too TheRattyASShacker. Linux is a plan to spread satanism and marxism. Any true American will sue windows to do all of their work on the computer. Haven’t you learned anything from this website!
Cult of the Dead Cow!
Typo! USE not SUE
God does not have a hitlist. If you were truly Christian, you would follow Christ’s example of peace and tolerance. Even though I am atheist, I believe I am more Christian that all of the staff here at STR.
LMFAO
HOLD ON WHILE I GO HAVE GAY SEX…..
OK BACK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THE THING IS, IF YOU ONLY KNEW HOW MUCH THE HIGHER UPS IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY DESPISE PEOPLE LIKE YOU. YOURE THE REASON WE LOOSE ELECTIONS. PLEASE GO DIE.
i did theses unique mushrooms found only on mount sinai once. i swear i seen a burning bush, and she started talking to me. freaked me the hell out.
God and hate,violence,racism,ignorance,and hell, do NOT go together. You guys are close minded christian radicals who (in ridiculous irony) will die and when you see God he will laugh at your ignorance.Think for yourself and stop it with the crazy christian fear thing.Jesus said to LOVE ALL (you guys overlook that one huh) and it’s a shame that people still think like you guys,you hate more than you love! Your “version” of God sucks and isn’t true.Oh and do you know what the most stolen book in the world is…the bible. I’m with RattyHacker on this one,this damn site needs to go. LONG LIVE FREEDOM!!!!!! (contact me Ratty,post e-mail)
God and hate,violence,racism,ignorance,and hell, do NOT go together. You guys are close minded christian radicals who (in ridiculous irony) will die and when you see God he will laugh at your ignorance.Think for yourself and stop it with the crazy christian fear thing.Jesus said to LOVE ALL (you guys overlook that one huh) and it’s a shame that people still think like you guys,you hate more than you love! Your “version” of God sucks and isn’t true.Oh and do you know what the most stolen book in the world is…the bible. I’m with RattyHacker on this one,this damn site needs to go. LONG LIVE FREEDOM!!!!!!
You are terrible people for buying this bulls@#$
I’m not a christian? you liar! Mr. Satan
Long live freedom! STFU christiangeek, why don’t you go write your stupid articles for shelley and see how fast the other hackers start spitting on you.
I just want to extend my thanks and graces. Your list has caused me lol so hard.
Thanks again, and best regards. I hope the closet gay thing you have going on works out for you! :)
P.S: God(G-Money as I call him) and I just got back from hunting deer. He’s got a hell of a shot!
Also, If God created the universe and people, how could he win when people die?
What exactly is he winning? Where’s the competition?
I don’t understand? Who was he up against?
Wouldn’t people who die from cancer, die from cancer. People who die from gunshots, die from gunshots. People who die of old age, die from old age. I’ve never heard anyone dying from God? Wouldn’t that mean that god loses? I’ve heard of people dying for God, but isn’t that Like, letting God down?
Pretty much, God loses every time someone dies. The only way for God to win would be if everyone lived forever, or if he personally killed someone himself.
So, until God actually kills someone himself, he loses. But, if he were to kill someone himself, then he’d just be an “Indian Giver”. Taking back what he initially gave life, correct? Yes. Where’s the logic?
Get off the internet, you inbred, racist, barely-literate, cattle-fucking hillbilly bitch!
Andrew Schlafley loves penis!
Linux FTW!
Linkux FTW!
@Leonel
I think I just barfed in my mouth a little.
The Jonas brothers love penis too, by the way.
Yeah, you just keep thinking that… If he did exist, then wouldn’t he not care if people were liberal or conservative? He gave us free will for a reason, if he does indeed exist.
Why else do you think 99% of the people I have seen hate you, and your site?
FREE WILL! Listen to these words… oh wait, you’re too close-minded to do as such.
If hell does exist, I have a feeling that you will be going there.
Gee wiz! What a bizarre website! I was innocently searching for blonde avatars, and this “ShelleyTheRepublican.com ” site was among Google’s results.
Well, here’s an interesting thought: If you dial the letters of Montana on a telephone, you’ll notice that the first three letters require you to dial the numeral 6 three times for the first three letters: m-o-n = 6-6-6 …hmmm… I wonder if that’ll make Montana an “evil” state in ShelleyTheRepublican.com ’s opinion and be added to their “evil” list! Well, if it is added, I suppose it’d be some strange honour —LOL.
Seriously, though, what a bizarre website! Scary that there are people in America who actually think and believe as these ShelleyTheRepublican.com folks do!
By the way, ShelleyTheRepublican.com, have you ever considered how many folks at http://www.wordpress.org/com are blonde and blue-eyed? You ARE using their services for your blog, after all……and oh, the designer of the WordPress template theme that you’re using in your blog is Fredrik Fahlstad, who lives in Sweden, where there are millions of blonde-haired, blue-eyed people.
…as an aside, my intelligence is high enough to qualify for membership in American Mensa…and I am a natural platinum BLONDE. Have a nice day! :-D
You are so fucking racist. You shouldn’t even been on the internet. This should be boycotted
GTFO OF THE INTERNET BITCH.
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahaha wow this page sucks ass!
You really are, perhaps, the biggest worthless dick I have ever come across. Try reading a few books before you spew your venom on the rest of mankind. You are completely wrong on all accounts.
it’s amazing what people will do for attention. congrats. you got mine for about five minutes.
p.s. — you could have at least spell checked your articles before posting them. kind of drills in the backwoods-redneck vibe.
I also agree!
Hi Shelly: God won’t have won when you die…because he/it’s just a figment of your limited imagination. I on the other hand WILL have won, and to celebrate my victory I plan to take a shit on your grave while smoking a joint and listening to the Butthole Surfers on my iPod. I’ve programmed my Internet search engines to alert me when your death notice appears so I can take a few days off from the shelter where I serve taxpayer funded free food to homosexual crack addicts, and make a pilgrimage to wherever they’ve buried your fat, stinking corpse. Have a nice death!!!
Shelley, did you ever realize… God hid your fate inside of your name. sHELLey. God’ll win with you one day too bitch, he’ll win with you alright.
Your loosing ground STR, Gay Marriage was just legalized in Iowa, and is close to being legalized in Vermont, and the California Supreme Court has a good chance at overturning Proposition 8. So you can kiss my white, Angelo-Saxon ass.
Erm.. im just thinking but.. isnt Narnia all ABOUT Christianity? I mean, c’mon, the Lion is suppose to represent Jesus… so… huh? XP
I think god is dead. He lost.
oh you bastards mod posts before posting them. Way to ruin everything forever.
That is the problem legion with this country, people think that God is dead. What do you think of the Muslim religion? What will you do when they force you to become a Muslim in this country? When we become a ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT which Obama has been talking about and we have been hearing about for quite sometime? Religion may be dead, but God isn’t. Personally I am affraid for this country and what is to become of it.
Scare tactics Juanita? Come now, you know better than that. Humans are a defiant, resiliant race, we’ll continue on so you need not worry about it.
As for Muslims focing me to become a Muslim, no human commands me, I am who I am and no person will tell me how to act, think, or otherwise. Like the song goes, “I won’t bow to something that I’ve never seen, can’t believe in something that doesn’t believe in me.”
Well all we can do is hope, but IF it does happen as it has been predicted, you, me, and anyone else who does not bow, will die. No fear tactics intended, it is the subject matter to those it matters to. I have been raised in the Pentecost church and the main study was the book of Revelations. A few days ago on History Channel, I watched Antichrist. Things are really adding up. I will stick to what I believe. Peace.
This ‘Shelley’ is such a dam bitch. She should add herself to the hit list and when she dies, I’ll laugh my ass off and gladly cross her name off the list. This girl doesn’t deserve to live – what a phsyco.
Just for anyone wanting more information on the End Times or Last Days, or Eschatology for those who don’t mind a little Greek, the Dispensational Premillennial view is but one view of the Eschatos, and a very new one at that. If you read the Left Behind series, do so with a grain of salt, remembering that historically, the church has believed otherwise.
Finally, this site is obviously a parody, and if it’s not, you people spewing more vehemence at the writer(s) of this site aren’t going to convince them of anything other than their position, that much is certain.
The God of the Bible most certainly does hate, and Jesus was NOT all about acceptance and warm fuzzy feelings. There WILL be judgment for sinners, but that judgment is not for us to determine. We preach Christ and Him crucified, and we know what the Bible calls sin. To reject that is to being judgment on yourself.
God doesn’t have some stupid thing called a hitlist, of course. He has mercy on whom He will have mercy, and hardens whom He will harden. If He wants someone dead, they die. If He wants you saved, He will soften your heart, and you will trust in Christ. If He does not want you saved, then you will earn the reward for your sins.
I did not deserve to be saved, but in His unfathomable mercy, He saved me.
But let’s not forget that there are no accidents when it comes to God’s will. What happens is brought about as His plan, either to forgive and display His perfect and holy mercy, or else to give justice and punishment, displaying His equally holy and perfect justice.
People…this poor soul is in the grip of anger and hatred.
When you respond to her in kind, you only feed the demon and justify her view of the world as black/white and good v. evil.
Is there evil in the world? Yes.
But a lot of that evil is about anger and hatred.
Ephesians 4:26-
Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice. Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you.
Shelley, someday (hopefully many, many years from now) when you leave this world, will you be able to look upon your maker with all that rage and anger in your heart?
Do you REALLY think that God will be pleased that you have sat in judgement all this time, usurping his judgement with your own?
I am so saddened to see all this rage.
And the rage that it in turn engenders.
I can only think of one being who laughs and loves it.
At the top of the hitlist should be “People who think THEY know who should be on god’s hitlist”.
Drew
Dear Shelley,
My name says it all: I’m rick and I recieve heavily in the ass. In fact, I’ve butt fucked so many times my anus fell out. How do you like that? My doctor says to use ice, but I say he can suck my dick. Because I’m dating him.
Anyways, you are a hating bitch who makes everyone look bad. So, if you’d like, you can call up that friendly Billy Bob Neck and get him down here to suck my dick too!
Isn’t love grand? You know, TRUE love between two young, horny, sweaty men?
I’m pretty sure God didn’t make this hitlist. You did. Also, isn’t God kind benevolent and loving to all his children. I find it hard to believe that he wants all these people dead. They’ll be judged soon enough and he knows that for “a thousand years is like a day” to him(The BIBLE). It seems much more likely that this is a list of people you hate that you want God to hate too so you put it under his name it make it seem more potent. But nobody believes it but you. Don’t you realize how sad, alienated, and crazy this stuff makes you look? I’m sure you don’t care but I” mean compare your action with what God expects of you and I’m pretty sure you’ll find some indispcrepansies. A hitlist for God? How is that something God would think is good, at all?
God Won? How, by them dying. Well Jesus, he’s always going to win. First, he’s God. Second, and more importantly, EVERYBODY DIES. Really, God won? Won what exactly? A contest between an all powerful deity and a single, solitary and powerless human being? Wow, props on that God, must have been a toughie. Saying God one is like me claiming victory every time the sun rises. Sure, technically I won but guess what, it had nothing to do with me, it happens anyways. Same goes for people, they’ll die whether God intervenes or not. Unless he told you that he killed them, which he specifically says he doesn’t do anymore, IN THE BIBLE.
Wait, no, this can’t be real. Linux users? No, this has to be a joke. I’ll admit you got me. Wow, an epic joke indeed. Anti-smoking lobby? No way this is serious. I know people like this exist but this doesn’t make sense even from their perspective, crazed as it is. Best joke ever. Germans? No way in hell. Also, that’s listed under choices. You’re born German, you don’t choose it. What brilliant comedy. Either it’s a crazed, racist, sexist(Uncle Tom since it’s a woman), prejudiced, and stupid woman, or it’s a joke. Joke seems more likely. It is the internet. This could be the most epic troll in the history of man.
Dear Shelley,
You are ingorant and stupid. I have read The God Delusion, Slaughterhouse Five, The Communist Manifesto and Huckleberry Finn, Slaughterhouse Five being one of my favorite books of all time. I am an avid listener of Hip Hop/Rap music and a huge Bob Dylan fan. I believe in gay rights to the fullest degree and denounce cruelty to animals. I am pro choice and think Bill Clinton is a pretty cool guy. I’m an atheist, and supporter of the theories of a Mr. Charles Darwin. I am completely GODLESS, and I think you’re blind. If there was a God, he would be sickened by people like yourself. You are a shameful, dispecable human being.
Open up your mind.
Sincerely and signed with love, your boy,
Teren Delvon Jones
DIE, YUPPIE SCUM.
if god gave us all the choice to make a a decision no matter how vile, etc. etc. why are you on this crusade t rid the world of everything un-christlike/? god gave us the choice, who are you to enforce the rule of god? aren’t you saying you are in fact better than god, that you can do a better job of running things around here than he can? chew on that for a few minutes… sounds like i’m not the only one going to hell.
Please take a pill!!!
Good ol’ Barrack is up there twice. Also, it isn’t technically winning if it isn’t possible to lose. If they die, God wins. If they repent, God wins. The only scenario leading to a loss for G would be a non-repenter who lives forever. If you it isn’t possible to lose, than you can’t possibly win.
I don’t buy that this site could convert anybody. At best I would call it a case of stockholm syndrome set off by the ridiculous amounts of time spent reading the crazy that is written here.
Mine Camp? HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You mean Mein Kampf. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. mine camp. hahahahaha
Tu suces vraiment vraiment trop de bites.
This web site is great! More!
It makes me feel great to know that so many people/things will burn in the fiery pits of the Eternal Barbecue just because they’re different from you, Shelley the Republican.
Some lists I’d like to see:
- Planets that God Hates
- Acne Medications that God Hates
- Toothpastes that God Hates
- Power Tools that God Hates
- Amphibians that God Hates
- TV Sitcoms that God Hates
- Discount Hotel & Airplane Booking Websites that God Hates
- Board Games that God Hates
- Paint Colors that God Hates
- God’s Least Favorite Pizza Toppings
…there are just WAYY too many things that God hates!
P.S. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I wanna be on the hitlist!!!
You gotta be a real butthole to get on the least. I mean I’ve been spewing blashemy for the last year and I’m still not on it.
I strong in my Catholic Beliefs. I understand that there are many issues within today’s society that are truely disturbing. But I cannot stress enough that creating a hitlist is NOT the best way to go. One of the Ten Commandments is “Thou shalt not kill.” The best way to make a difference is to lobby for peace! You’re suggestions, while some of them do make sense, could very easily lead to anarchy. Check your Bible people, in the Old Testement there is incest, polygamy, and women that wear pants are sinful. I don’t really care if you cannot stand America, the people in it, or our laws, but you can either deal with it or get out. Nobody is keeping you here. You are free to leave at any time.
Just so you are all aware, wanting to show up on the hitlist is nothing to aspire to. Every one of you has the potential to really be somebody great, and without all that much work you could really make a difference. You could mentor a poor child, helo an old lady cross the street, or lobby for what you believe in, be it Gay rights, anti-smoking groups, or orthodox christianity. It is said in the bible:
Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice. Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you.
~Ephesians 4:26
Or is the Bible Godless too?
By the way, I’m not saying that the Bible is not a thing of God, I am just trying to point out that it appears that people are using certain parts of the Bible and Certain parts of today’s society to support your point.
God Bless America!
I can’t help it its a sickness. I can’t tolerate those who are so blatantly intolerant. It’s like a conundrum.
I voted for Barack Obama
I would have voted for Hillary Clinton if she had keeped on running
I think Bill Clinton was the best President we hever had
Leave Chelsea Clinton out of it she does not done any thing to you
I am a transgender and guest what the Angle made me this way not me and I can prove it
I am belong to the Democrat Party
I belive in all of these
Jesus was a liberal
Make love not war
Universal Health care
Feminism
No Presidential immunity
I lesson to the follwing Bands and you can not stop me
Red Hot Chilly Peppers
The Dixie Chicks
I like eating at Starbucks
I have a Livejournal pag
I read the follwing books and I read them to kids
Harry Potter
Huckleberry Finn
And soemthing else to PISS YOU ALL OFF ON THIS SITE
I PLAY
POKEMON
YUGIOH
DIGIMON
MEGAMAN
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
I GUEST I AM NOW ON THE HIT LIST GUEST WHAT I DO ALL THIS AND GO TO CHURCH AND MY CHURCH IS OK WITH MOST OF IT
Another transgendered person? Welcome to STR.
The only pepole that make god angry are pepole like you STR and your friends that think you can speak for god. Now that makes god angry.
on a second note if what u say are true! then im going straight to HELL!
list of reasons
1.im german!
2.i read harry potter
3.i like 1/2 the bands on your* list
4.im ashamed that your a american!
Hey, if im part German, does that mean goddy-pooh hates just part of me? well lucky me! only part of me is going to hell! XD
hey, no one pay real attention to these people, they;ve been bread to believe this stuff. it’s been drilled into them from day 1 so dont get all angry and waste your finger skin cells typeing away at them. The important thing is that we dont act like them, we know if their is a god…well…send me to hell because it’s not his world, it’s ours.
Sana,
You are brilliant. I have been trying to figure out the best way to express how I feel about the writers for STR, and you hit the nail on the head. May God Bless you!
I can’t remember the last time I saw something like that…bookmark ftw =)
You’re a total nut-job. You should add yourself to the list of things god hates (I’m not gonna capitalise it).
I guess that what I don’t get is, if God took the time to create us all as unique individuals and loves us all equally, why does he want us to adhere to such strict requirements?
Whatever. I am officially done wasting my time posting comments on this ridiculous website.
Be a good person, everyone; according to YOUR standards, not what’s written in some 2,000-year-old book.
you are all a bunch of stupid people who fear death and think that by believeing in the worlds biggest fiction book you will continue to live in some other way. also go abortions, yeah. also by your logic if you say god exists, but cannot prove it then i can say by your logic that there is a chocolate teapot orbiting the sun
You’re probably just an internet troll looking to piss people off, but if these are your actual views you’re the biggest hypocrite on the face of the earth, you’re blinded by a book written long ago, cause you arnt smart enough to think for yourself. only difference from you and typical christian/catholic (same shit different pile) is that they don’t take the bible literally, unlike you. they should put at the end of the bible “kill yourself” so people like you can die.
No, and the moon isn’t made of cheese. Can you prove there is NO God? How would you go about proving that? I have seen Angels, and I have felt the presence of his being. I heard his voice from beside my head~ if you think that is crazy, I would like to know what YOU consider normal! Child molestations? ie pedophilia. Sex with animals? Sex with dead people? Charlie Mansion! This is proof that there is a DEVIL! There is an evil force in this world or would you rather believe that people are people and that some are nuts and some are normal. If there is such a thing as normal, then why is this a Prozac nation?Perhaps you need to go sit in a prison or mental ward. The Bible has been proven to be true time and time again. I tell you what, when we lose all of our rights, have to conform to Muslim,and be beheaded or shot for not, we will see who believes in God and who is afraid of dieing?
no my actual religion is jedi if you must know, and no i am not one of those internet trolls looking for people to piss off. yes i am against pedophilia and all that other weird shit you wrote but everyones opinion of normal is different.
May the force be with you
You are an intolerant woman, however I hope that you do not burn in hell for your ignorance and sacrilege. I only hope that you see the errors of your ways before it is too late.
“No, and the moon isn’t made of cheese. Can you prove there is NO God? How would you go about proving that? I have seen Angels, and I have felt the presence of his being. I heard his voice from beside my head~ if you think that is crazy, I would like to know what YOU consider normal! Child molestations? ie pedophilia. Sex with animals? Sex with dead people? Charlie Mansion! This is proof that there is a DEVIL! There is an evil force in this world or would you rather believe that people are people and that some are nuts and some are normal. If there is such a thing as normal, then why is this a Prozac nation?Perhaps you need to go sit in a prison or mental ward. The Bible has been proven to be true time and time again. I tell you what, when we lose all of our rights, have to conform to Muslim,and be beheaded or shot for not, we will see who believes in God and who is afraid of dieing?”
Honestly I put you in the same group as those you mentioned, they make medications for people hearing voices. The only voice I hear is my own thoughts. I would *LOVE* to have the faith that you have, unfortunately, “I have thoughts, and that can really screw up the faith thing, ask any catholic priest.” There is not *normal* as you think, the idea of normalcy is a scourge, a horrible theory that rips society apart at the seams, a corrupted idea that gives us humans comfort in knowing that we are ‘normal’, not for the purpose of social justice and order, but for their own comfort knowing they won’t be ostracized.
I don’t think that the few times I heard a voice as plain as day, could be misconstrued as abnormal. I am not the only one who has seen angels.I don’t think I am Joan of Ark either.
I didn’t know that about the Catholics. That certainly does explain allot about my husband and his hang ups on normalcy.
You still didn’t prove that there is no God.
Manny, I doubt you know what a sacrilege is. You must be Muslim.
Liebe Amis,
uns gehen hier in Deutschland langsam die Kinder aus und wir sind so hungrig. Wärt ihr so nett, uns eure Kinder zu schicken damit wir lecker Bratwurst daraus machen können?
“I don’t think that the few times I heard a voice as plain as day, could be misconstrued as abnormal. I am not the only one who has seen angels.I don’t think I am Joan of Ark either.
I didn’t know that about the Catholics. That certainly does explain allot about my husband and his hang ups on normalcy.
You still didn’t prove that there is no God.
Manny, I doubt you know what a sacrilege is. You must be Muslim.”
Normalcy as I explained is pretty much the source of all intolerance and bigotry. We’re all different, but we have this social structure we’re all pressured to fitting into, and the moment we deviate from that structure, we’re attacked. We all are capable of that divination from normal, but we typically hide it for our own sake. I don’t hide it, we shouldn’t have to hide who we are. I’m agnostic, I’m bi, I’m liberal. You are religious, straight (I assume), and conservative. Who is normal? How do you magically know who is normal? Some book written 3000 years ago? There are thousands of other people who are Bi, agnostic, and liberal and there are thousands of other people who are straight, religious, and conservative.
There is an old saying, “We’re united by our differences.” This is my prayer, my creed, my saying, and I live my life by it. If we can simply let go of our differences, our world would be so much better, so much kinder, and so much closer to what Jesus and God wanted, a world where love and kindness are the ultimate virtues.
LOL…this website is awesomely retarded. God hates gay sex, but seems to have no problem with hetero promiscuity. Hates preace promoting religions but loves companies that lie about giving people cancer. Thanks. I needed a good laugh.
HOLY HELL, your god must suck ass if he only wins about 5% of the time. Most of these people are still alive and all of the ideas are still around! Half of the people that died came from natural causes or their own stupidity and had nothing to do with god! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I would never follow a god with such a low goddamned success rate! I wonder how ghetto heaven must be for such a bad god?
Hahaha! This bitch must be some sort of fat alchoholic bulldyke that has’nt gotten laid in a looooooooooong time. I’ts impossible for anybody to think this unless they are a completely pathetic loser and “only god loves them” now.
Guess what? God hates fat people too. They are on his hitlist. Guess nobody loves you now.
dod you are so sick…you’re legally insane..and know that: everything you hate is around to you…FUCKIN’ FREAK.
Surely this is just satire. I can’t possibly think of anyone in their right mind who would say things like:
“God gave us Free Will to make our own choices no matter how vile, disgusting, horrible and venal they might be. God does not make our decisions for us, but His expectations are abundantly clear and well documented in His bestselling book – The Bible. Any questions as to your behavior and conduct in your time on Earth find quick answers there. Should I have gay sex? No. Should I take the Lord?s name in vain? No. Should I vote Republican? Generally, yes, since they are the only party that believes in God and God’s word.”
Real Christians at least try and make it seem like they’re coming from a moral authority. Most, anyway.
I have been a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (Mormons) for little over a year, now. I haven’t always gone to church, but there is sense in what they teach. They teach that Hell is not as easy to get into as you say. In the Bible, there is only 1 unforgivable sin, and it is stated clearly. To turn your back upon the Holy Spirit and the Gospel, after knowing it in its entirety.
But what I read here is almost saying that if you SNEEZE, you will go to hell. For thinking for yourself, you are going to hell. For being BORN, you are going to hell (in the case of Germans). But I was taught that Our Heavenly Father (God) is a loving God, a caring God, and a forgiving God. What you are saying her by claiming that he has a hitlist is that you aren’t worshipping God, nor his teachings, nor anything that he stands for. You are following the teachings of the Adversary, of the Devil. And before you start claiming that I’