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WILLIAM ROBERT NECK ANNOUNCES PRESIDENTIAL EXPLORATORY COMMITTEE
June 7th
BOSTON, MA ? After conferring with Mrs. Shelley Goodman and Jesus, William Robert Neck, otherwise known as Billy Bob, announced his intention to form a presidential exploratory committee. ?As long that?s what God wants,? Mr. Neck said, ?then there ain?t no reason not to.?
Mr. Neck, 44, is a contributor to the conservative website Shelley The Republican (www.shelleytherepublican.com) and hosts the weekly radio show, Billy Bob Neck?s Hour Of Bein? Good Thursdays from10am to 11am on WMFO, 91.5FM in Medford, MA (www.wmfo.org). He says the thought of a presidential run never occurred to him until Mrs. Goodman insisted that he at least consider it. ?Billy Bob has the down-to-earth, straightforward and Godly thinking that Americans need in this time of terror and confusion,? Mrs. Goodman said. ?The Republican party has gone so far to the left that they may as well put up Dennis Kucinich for president! It makes me physically ill to know that my party would even consider tolerating gays or condone the American Holocaust. That is NOT the Republican party that I grew up loving.?
Mr. Neck?s platform consists of three simple steps to restore America?s spotless reputation for honesty, fairness and morality after the nightmare of the Clinton years.
- Go To Church
- Home School
- Gun Safety Classes
?That?s just about all you need,? Mr. Neck frequently says. ?God created America and America?s gotta stop turning its back on God. Going to church is gonna make that tide turn around. Number Two used to be ?Destroy the Godless government school system? but some folks found that too negative. Instead, I encourage home schooling and that?ll mean the government school system is gonna just dry up. When you home school, you?re in charge so you can offer a prayer before every subject and the commies at the ACLU can?t do nothing about it. And, finally, Gun Safety. It?s my goal for every man, woman and child in the United States of America to carry a weapon with them at all times. Ain?t no mugger gonna try to rob an eighty-five year old woman when he knows she?s packing heat. As Charl Van Wyk says, you don?t never hear of Columbine happening in a police station or an Army base. The solution is more guns, not less?
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yes, get all guns and shoot at everything you don’t like. typical american behaviour. shoot.
everybody who shoots himself with his own gun is safe, i’d say. absolutely.
racists.
it’s said that being president is one of the most dangerous jobs around. whoever supports this nutcase really wants him to die imo. hmm, now that i’m thinkin about it, BBN4P.
No, definitelyy not, Trident. That moron would start WWIII withing mere hours after the election, so please don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t. :)
DAMN REDNECKS!!! Please tell me this site is satire or the hunt begins for shelly! All hail BOB ROSS God of the Liberals!
I was also hoping that this was a joke… STR… God hates you!
Billy Bob is a “fag” himself!
Typical Christian fundamentalist hypocrisy!
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Boy, if y’all can’t tell when some lousy punk is telling lies, then I feel sorry for ya.
God is Love!
BBN
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is this site for real? i thought it was a joke except there were no punch lines.
humm… I’ve been on this site for 10 seconds and I have already figured out the whole writer/reader relationship here. Shelly shines a flashlight in a dark place and the roaches scurry around looking for another dark place to go to.
Liberals are entertaining.
Billy Bob – you are young, try in 4 or 8 years again. It is not easy to become president – you have to study law or economy for instant, you must have money – you must have good connections to high ranking politicians – and you have to work as politician a couple of years (as senator for instant).
And you must be successful as well – or you have a daddy and he will push you. Your current president Bush was studing in Yale. The last 10 US presidents had a college degree.
If you don`t have an excellent education, money and good connections – you can forget it.
Peter Vienna
Considering how “ya” type billy, I can see where sarah palin, and george bush for that matter, got their language.
I have a question.
How will you deal with foreign policy giving your ‘anti-evrything not nailed into American soil’ view? And if you somehow rile the U.N, how will you keep us from getting nuked into a smoking crater?
I have some bad news for you, Billy Bob. Nobody in America would even consider letting you anywhere near Washington D.C.
The fact you even thought you would have a chance is humorous. If anyone like you ever becomes president, I’d shoot myself.
Billy Bob Neck loves penis!
When are you gonna answer the questions, Neck?