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Dear Lord

Thank you for sending all them sinners to our website! You invented the earth and you made America. No wonder you are also the greatest IT-professional that every lived. People that search for “gay sex pictures” or “kiddy porn” or “satanism” will sent to ShelleyTheRepublican instead of their preferred filth-websites and we at ShelleyTheRepublican are showing them sinners the light, leading the way to a Godly lifestyle.

Thank you dear Lord.

Amen

Hello America, you may have heard about the recent murder on September 14th of American Patriot and STR fund raiser James Pouillon. Jamesy (as we liked to call him around the office here) was handing-out pro-life literature in front of Owosso High School in Michigan when at 7:20am shots rang out and Jamesy was struck dead, a victim of the Obamaunist agenda in a revenge killing for George Tiller. Caught red-handed by police at the scene of the crime was Harlan Drake, a thirty-three-year-old long-time union organizer and ‘equal opportunity’ thug and America-hater. Predictably DemocracyNow! postured that “President Obama and several pro-choice groups condemned the killing.”

Christians Brutally Murdered: In an America turned upside-down by the sick liberal morality of the new Obongo Prezidentzy, this is what happens to Christians and lovers of freedom and democracy: they wind up brutally murdered, and the crime turned into a cover-up to hide the true Obamunist Democratic Party killers.

Since the crime happened at Michigan’s Owosso High School I made it my duty to drive up there in the new fuel-efficient H2 after dropping-off the kids at home-school. I had barely made it to within 4 blocks of the school when a large roadblock plastered with Obama leaflets and Michael Moore photos stopped me, it was manned by heavily-armed goons wearing “Meat Is Murder” and “We Are Change” t-shirts who waved me over to the side of the road. One blonde-haired thug with dreadlocks said to me: “Hey Christian Republican scumbag, what do you think you’re doing here?” That’s when I lost my cool: noone makes fun of America while ol’ Chucks around and hopping out of the hummer I started kicking the crap out of the liberal thugs, the adrenaline taking over me just like back home in Arkansas beating-up the niggers trying to access the voting booths during the last federal election. In the end the homos were too many for me, they punched me repeatedly in the face using the old cop trick of pressing my KJV bible beside my head to hide the punch-marks, all the while laughing and mocking my belief in Jesus and America. Then they forcibly gave me copies of Alex Jones latest film “Fall of the Republic” and a Berky water filter and told me that over 90% of the world’s population would be retroactively aborted and the land and possessions redistributed to card-carrying Democratic Party global elites. They also told me that everyone would pay a massive carbon tax that goes directly to the muslim-backed New World Order global government being setup. After that they tied me up and gave me a cup of warm flouridated tap-water and meatless vegan chilli to eat: that right there is when I knew they planned on killing me. When I told them there was no way they’d get away with this they replied in unison: “Yes We Can”

DaPrez Obongo’s Brownshirts: Pro-Life groups state that there is a massive increase in threats of violence against them since Obongo came to power. Between that and children being legally forced to learn about homosexual deviance in school it’s clear the attack against Christian American values has not only started, it’s only going to get worse.

While I refuse to admit to the sick liberal acts they forced me to perform in order to obtain my freedom, let’s just say that in the end I managed to get away in time to warn Christian’s everywhere of the threat facing us all. Everyone who reads STR needs to know the truth: Obama’s vegan death-squads operating out of the FEMA prison complex are looking to rape and kill Christians and Republicans and anyone else who dares challenge the fat-cat Democrats running America. This is all being done as revenge-killing for George Tiller who was accidentally shot by a pro-Life supporter recently. There is quite a few more facts I now have and will gladly pass on this information, but out of fear for my life and my family I am staying low and away from Arkansas so you should mail me at my attended mailbox: Chuck Roast, P.O. Box #4, Elohim City, OK 74965, United States of America.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

What is wrong with Alex Jones. With around 10 Million listeners he is one of the most successful Radio Talkshow hosts in America and yet he does not seem to be able to enjoy his status, instead he is screaming and yelling like a lunatic. Why you ask? Because apparently he thinks that Obama is gonna take away his guns and therefor prevent him from visiting the gun club and shooting at paper targets. Poor baby!

Listen to this – Alex Jones: “Feed on your ass!”

And why else is he screaming like a toddler that feel from the changing table? Oh yeah, because some fictional police officer does give his child fluride (healthy teeth) and they goes somewhere and does not care that the very same child is “brain damaged”. Right. .. . Is there anything else bothering you, Mr. Jones?

And listen to this also – “They want our guns”
(I apologize for the senseless heavy metal music at the end of this clip – that’s how this wacko ends his shows)

Jones, you are a nutcase! You belong somewhere and trust me: We will lock you up sooner or later, Jones. When nobody is watching we are coming to take you away, Jones. Look over your shoulder, Jones. We are right there, we are watching you right now. Or maybe not.

All people like Alex Jones need is a good healthy cup of Jesus with extra cream.

God bless y’all for reading.

Shelley N. Goodman

Dear Friends,

When it comes to pure fear mongering and hatred against America, nobody is worse than Alex Jones. Jones uses his position as syndicated radio talk show host and his access to the hearts and minds of up to 10 million listeners worldwide to sell cheap junk such as water filters, healing stones and other junk that is supposed to protect them from the evil people that control the planet. It might very well be the biggest con-job ever perpetrated on the American airwaves.

Jones, the maker of movies like “Zeitgeist” and “Loose Change 9/11” claims to fight for the American public and against a so called “New World Order” which he claims is trying to “exterminate 90% of mankind with material support of space aliens”. Unnamed sources confirm that he in fact is laughing about the gullibility of his listenership that keep buying his lies and distortions as well as all kinds of nonsense like storeable foods, magic teddy bears and silver coins. “The stuff I am selling can’t be too stupid that these morons won’t buy it” he is quoted by our sources inside the Alex Jones team. His personal wealth is very substantial after 13 years of on the air fear mongering. He is even going so far as to promoting dangerous hemp products on the air. Even though we all know badly hemp and its users are damaging the American society and we all know how expensive the war on drugs is, he still is promoting the use and sale of hemp on his radio show.

Alex Jones likes to be portrayed as young and hip when all he is, is a rancid old snakeoil salesman!

Perhaps the worst aspect of his daily radio broadcast is the open hatred against the Leader George W. Bush and the American government. I call for the arrest of Alex Jones and all his affiliates for the good of the Homeland. His wild-eyed conspiracy crap is polluting the minds of his listeners every day. This is especially bad when you take into consideration that America is in the midst of a fundamental transaction into a new societal structure using scientific methods of a kind the world has never been seen.

The young Alex Jones stuffing himself at MacDonalds, enjoying the fruits of American labor and ingenuity, yet all he has to offer is fear, stupid conspiracy theories and lies directed at the government. Y’all know me, I am a 100% pro life but this is the best damn argument for abortion I’ve ever heard. Maybe we should consider retroactive abortion in his case.

It is time that we acknowledge threats like this and deal with them accordingly. Human scum like that has to be sorted out of the American society. Today or better even yesterday.

Thanks for reading.
May God continue to bless America.

Shelley N. Goodman, Iowa City

At Shelley the Republican, we don’t believe in Censorship. God gave us Free Will to make our own choices no matter how vile, disgusting, horrible and venal they might be. God does not make our decisions for us, but His expectations are abundantly clear and well documented in His bestselling book – The Bible. Any questions as to your behavior and conduct in your time on Earth find quick answers there. Should I have gay sex? No. Should I take the Lord?s name in vain? No. Should I vote Republican? Generally, yes, since they are the only party that believes in God and God’s word.

Life in the 21st century speeds along faster than Hillary Clinton will wind up in Hell. We sometimes need reminders of the good and the bad in life. So as a service to our readers, here is a list of topics, phrases and persons that should be considered a one way ticket to Hell with no hope of redemption.

God Bless You,

Shelley Goodman

=============Enemies of the homeland
God’s people hitlist: God wants them dead because they harm America!

• Barack “The Muslim” Obama
  (aka “Homobama”, “Barack Osama”, “Husein the Terrorist”)
• Tristan Shuddery (He died due to auto-erotic asphyxiation in Room 66 of the Motel 6 in El Reno, Oklahoma on March, 15 2007. He was found the next day by the housekeeper. He was our friend and and part of the STR writer crew but he turned against God. He died and God won!)
• Cory Doctorow ( Pro-hacker liberal, runs a satanic blog called “Boing” )
• Scott McClellan
• Richard Dawkins
• Alex ‘The Snake Oil Salesman’ Jones
• Mike Malloy
• Michael Moore
• Aaron Russo (God won – died of cancer!)
• Hillary Clinton
• Bill Clinton
• Chelsea Clinton
• Cindy Sheehan (Has publicly repented from her sins – God won!)
• Al Gore
• Al Franken
• Barrack Osama
• John Murtha (God Won)
• Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA)
• Charly & Martin Sheen
• Jeff Farias
• Air America Radio (God Won)
• Rick Warren
• Joel Osteen
• Dan Rather
• Sam Harris
• Boris Yeltsin (God Won)
• Cho Seung-Hui (God Won)
• Saddam Hussein (God Won)
• Kurt Vonnegut (God Won)
• George ?Greasy Greek? Soros
• Chuck Hegel
• Sheryl GAY Stolberg
• Ryan Lawson
• Casper the Godless Pornographer
• Charles Darwin (God Won)
• Hemant Mehta a.k.a. The Friendly Atheist
• Americans United for Separation of Church and State
• Max Keiser
• Marcel Marceau (God Won)
• Jack Clark, the ?Rational Radical?
• Nancy “Mafia Princess” Pelosi
• Harry “Polygamy” Reid
• James Cameron
• Mitt “Mor(m)on” Romney
• Rudy “Cross-dressing Baby-Killer” Giuliani
• Robert P. Shay Jr.
• Alan Colmes
• Ron Paul
• James Randi
• Alice Sheppard (a.k.a. @PenguinGalaxy)
• Sam Seder

=============Wrong Choices
God’s lifestyle choices hitlist : God hates people that belong to one of the groups below because they harm America!

• Gays
• Liberals
• Abortionists
• Animal Rights People
• Environmentalists
• Muzlims
• Vegetarians/Vegans
• Pedophiles
• “Global Warming/Cooling” Believers
• Linux users
• “Purpose Driven” churches
• Mormons
• Germans
• Government school teachers
• The anti-smoking lobby
• College Professors
• Poets
• Hybrid Cars

=============Harmful groups and parties
God’s groups and parties hitlist : God hates people that are member or support the groups and parties below because they harm America!

• Democrat Party
• Hezbollah
• Hamas
• UCLA

=============Harmful phrases
God’s phrases hitlist : God hates people that use or believe the words and phrases below because they harm America!

• Affirmative Action
• “Jesus was a liberal”
• “Make love not war”
• “Universal Health care”
• “Feminism”
• “Gay/Straight Coalition”
• “True for you”
• “Phased withdrawal”
• “No Presidential immunity”
• Euro-Dollar
• “Guest Worker”
• controversy
• Moral Relativism

=============Harmful bands
God’s music hitlist : God hates people that listen to the bands below because they harm America!

• Neil Young
• Slipknot
• Madonna
• Red Hot Chilly Peppers
• Bono
• Patti Smith
• Bob Dylan
• Little Richard
• The The
• David Rovics
• All hip-hop and other musical forms that promote and encourage degraded, drug-addicted and murderous black culture
• Any and All American Idols
• Friends, Family and Fans of Any and All American Idols
• The Dixie Chicks
• Linda Rondstadt
• Ravi Shankar
• Fish
• Bruce Springsteen
• Doris Day
• Richard Zimmerman
• Sheryl Cow
• James McMurtry

=============Other Things And People That Make God Angry

• Johnny Hart (God won)
• Rutger’s Women’s Basketball Team
• Str-Reader “NoDeca”
• Str-Reader “Mean”
• Str-Reader “True Christian”
• Str-Reader “German Gothboy”
• Str-Reader “Danny Dito”
• Str-Reader “Sarah “The Gutter Slut” Karter”
• Str-Reader “Proud German”
• Str-Reader “Hester’s Pearl”
• Str-Reader “Wraith”
• Str-Reader “link48010″
• Str-Reader “Salokin”
• Str-Reader “Sean ‘The Commie’ Ryan” (He turned to God)
• STR-Reader “Random Aussie/New Zealander”
• Str-Reader “Mr. Satan” (God won – STR converted him to a good Christian!)
• Anyone who has ever appeared in, listened to, rented or bought in any form the “musical” Rent
• Starbucks
• Livejournal

Hell’s Library – Books That Will Make You Burn

• The Unholy Curan (Book of Hate)
• Harry Potter
• The Origins of Species
• The Chronicles of Narnia
• The God Delusion
• Letter To A Christian Nation
• Slaughterhouse Five
• Huckleberry Finn
• I’m Ok, You’re Ok
• Heather Has Two Mommies
• Mine Camp
• The Communist Manifesto