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“Nearly two weeks after BP finally capped the biggest oil spill in U.S. history, the oil slicks that once spread across thousands of miles of the Gulf of Mexico have disappeared.”
Yahoo News

Ok, it took a couple of weeks but all good things do, I guess. BP promised us that they would repair all the damage and they did. Liberals have been claiming that the oil spill would “destroy” the gulf and that it would take a “lifetime” to clean up and once again the reality just bites those alarmists in the ass.

Sure, I much rather the accident would not have happened in the first place but it was not even BP`s fault! Obamas hardcore leftist environmental laws forces BP to drill where they did. We should be thanking them for providing us with high grade oil. From a moral standpoint they would not have been obligated to clean up anything, because it was not their fault but they did it anyway. They literally spent millions of dollars of their own hard earned money to hire millions of cleanup workers without raising the prices of the oil and they did a great job.

Experts confirm that the Gulf of Mexico is better off new then it was before the oil spill. Obama should apologize to BP for his harsh words and his rude comments. Obama should cower in shame for his inability to deal with this crises. If BP wouldn’t have stepped up and took charge the gulf and the lives of millions of Americans would be in dire danger. Shame on you, Mr. President!

Friends,

Normally we Christians concern ourselves with matters of importance: Prayer, country and honing our shooting skills. We try to shrug-off the foolish distractions that the secular world throws at usm since they only serve to pull us from the straight and narrow path which the LORD has ordained. So normally, I’d ignore an email such as the one we received the other day… but as I was about to trash it I heard a still small voice urging me not to.

That voice was the voice of Jesus, ringing as clear as a bell in my ears. “Jimmy” he sad, “what have I taught thee about spreading my word – respond to the unrighteous one and teach him the foolishness of his ways”.

I thanked Jesus for this important revelation, and set to work dismantling the steaming pile of folly which I now present to you, dear reader:

Shelley,
I have addressed this email straight to you, because I am intrigued as to your views, your ideology and your way of thinking.

First of all Jimmyboy, Shelly is far too important to be reading damn fool emails like the one you sent in. If you want her to take a moment from her important fund-raising activities you’d better send at least $200. Jesus wants me to deal with your problems.

First, a little about me (I type this in the faith that you do not draw prejudice from it and allow such prejudices to tint your perception of me). I am;
-British
-Fascinated by the culture, language and language of Japan
-Blond
-Interested in, though not a user of, Linux
-a Liberal Democrat (the Liberal Democrats are a British political party)
-Fourteen years old

It’s sad that you are already corrupted at so young an age. If your parents had any godly vision they would immediately send you to one of STR’s annual Bible-camps. Feel free to search our archives for more information about this great way that you can get to know Jesus, your personal LORD and saviour. Only $500 for a full week of advanced Bible study in next year’s camp.

To business;
-I would like to know on what basis you believe America to be “God’s Nation” any more than, say, Israel or Italy.

America IS God’s nation – it says so in the Bible. Israel is also God’s nation – the Jews are keeping it warm for us until the Rapture when Jesus will kick them out and let us Christians take over. Italy? That’s one of those homo-Euro-trash countries? America kicked their asses in the 2nd world war, so they don’t count for shit.

-Do you honestly think that all Germans, all eighty-one million of them, are completely and indisputably evil, even after their discovery of the theory of General Relativity, invention of beer, airbags, cars, toothbrushes, helicopters and jet engines?

It’s not what I think that matters… it’s what JESUS thinks. We simply report what he tells us.

-In your opinion, is Linux against God purely because it is not American? (I think, perhaps, your response may include some reference to communism; why do you associate Scandinavia with communism so?)

Anything un-American is against God’s wishes. That should be enough!

-Why do homosexual acts, committed in private, affect you? And why are the homosexual relationships/marriages of others any of your business?

There’s no such thing as being a private homo. God sees everything and if enough people go gay he will judge us like he judged New Orleans and like how he’s judging Pakistan for being Muslim right now. That’s plain simple biblical logic folks.

-How are African-Americans inferior to white Americans?

Read your bible Jimmy. The Cananite race are cursed by God to be slaves and servants. It’s all in the Good Book… read it and you might understand that God never intended for white folk and black folk to mix. Not my rules… GOD’s rules!

-Why oh why are you against universal healthcare? I, personally, was exceedingly glad to see America following in the footsteps of Europe and the United Kingdom and finally implementing a system which promises to improve life for millions of Americans.

Obamacare is a death-sentence for our preborns and our seniors. Do you want Barack Obama coming to your grandma and shooting her in the head with a cattle-gun? That’s what’s going to happen if Obama and his blackshirts get their way!

Twenty-one percent of American children live in poverty. Sixteen percent of British children do. Respond.

But we have a higher percentage of saved Bible-believing Christians than anywhere else in the world. What does material poverty matter when you have spiritual riches?

To publish your response to this email would clear up issues for me and the rest of the STR readership, and as such be mutually beneficial. Thank you.

Yours sincerely,

James Derbyshire
Staffs, England, UK

Done, and has it been left up to me I’d have just ignored your silly message but I think Jesus has a plan for you. I think today you are going to pick up that old Bible that’s been gathering dust in your home and start reading it. Perhaps you will see sense and turn away from your libtarded ways.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

We at Shelley The Republican have done our best to warn America about the threat posed by the afro-chineese conspiracy that is Linux. You can search though our collection of sensible, sobering articles, but sadly some “sheeple” do not seem to get the message.

Take this email from one of our liberal readers. Once you cut through his aggressive tone it’s worth addressing his foolish misconceptions. Read on, dear leader and let us expose this faker together:

From: Sven Nitbell
To: shelley@shelleytherepublican.com
Subject: You think god hates Linux users??? Read me. It might make you understand something.

I am a Linux user, AND a Republican.

Sven is obviously a RINO – a Republican in Name only. It’s a simple fact that any person who claims to be a conservative but uses Linux, or is a homo is a liar. The plain simple fact is that the Republican party is for white god-fearing heterosexual folks who do not use Linux. Saying “I use Linux” is like allowing your sister to marry a negro. Some things are just not right and never will be.

I’m not going to be nice here. People like YOU are the reason our
Republican numbers are dropping and we are getting more communists by the damn day! Our enemies LIKE what we hate,
and when you tell them something opposes us, they become part of it! You
are KILLING us!

Hardly, it’s people like you Sven who are killing the Republican party. You are betraying Jesus, America and Freedom by fighting against the racial and ideological purity of our party. It’s people like us who are energising the base by promoting the issues that really affect America and by keeping our party and it’s values pure.

I am a Christian, not a atheist, not a liberal, a god
loving christian, conservative republican! I am CERTAIN god doesn’t hate
me. People like you have said Linux was communist since it’s birth, more
so every year, and now guess what??? We’re getting chinese and cubans by
the truckloads!

Sven, you say you are against importing the evil Chinese, Cubans, wetbacks and other godless foreigners who hate our freedom, and yet you seem to be perfectly happy to use their software. You’ve already bought into their tainted ideology which means you, Sven have been corrupted by their godless foreign ways. Call yourself a Christian? I promise you that Jesus does NOT use Linux.

Thanks a lot! Oh no, I’m not putting it all on you. There
are thousands of you making this once incorrect belief come true! Have you
SEEN the homepage for Fedora Linux during the 12 era? It was a
touchy-feely liberal piece of crap, and Fedora 12 itself was as stable as
uranium.

Uranium… in the hands of terrorists!

Fedora used to be a good republican-feeling distro. Here’s
another thing. Mostly geeks and nerds use Linux, because it’s a very
powerful and unrestrictive OS, and as we all know, geeks and nerds tend to
lean to the left. Tech generally leans to the left! Linux, however, did
get a good bit of Republicans, but now they are leaving in outrage. I
still use Linux because it does what I want, and windows does not. I don’t
use it for the hippie community it now has. If you look back in time in
Linux articles, the further back you go, the less liberal it gets.

So let me get this right, left-leaning freetards use it because it does what they want… now what kinds of freedom might they want? The freedom to break God’s law? The freedom to break DRM on content and pirate our American intellectual property around the world. The freedom to use products which violate American patents and give our technology to terrorist foreigners.

hope you understand this and remove us from your blacklist, and put
liberals. I assure you that more liberals use windows than they do linux.
I hope you now understand something important, and that you will help us
get back where we need to be by stopping those penguin slapping articles
on Linux. I agree with you on everything here except this, Shelley.
When I read your blacklist, I nearly had an aneurysm.

-Sven

Sven, the only promise we make is that we will continue to tell the truth about the Linux conspiracy. We will expose those who fight against America wherever we find them and we will never be afraid to call out fake republicans like you!

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Made in China used to mean something but recently I become more and more concerned about the apparent lack of quality due to the fact that more and more children are employed to produce cheap stuff for us. There should be a way of rewarding or punishing children overseas depending on if we are happy or unhappy with the product they made for us. By God, we are paying customers and we do have some God-given rights as such.

Some say it’s wrong to let children work, but I say we don’t have the right to criticize nations that rely on the fruits of child labor. After all: Children need to eat, too. I much rather have child labor than child poverty.

When I was a young girl of 16 years I had a newspaper route and nobody was crying for me, so what is the big deal now? Fact is that most children today are just plain spoiled.

I also have a hard time to see what is wrong with child prostitution over there in them 3rd world countries. It’s not my cup of tea and if my daughter ever decides to open her legs for money I wolf beat her to death, but let’s face it: Foreign girls are sluts anyway and his might be the only way they can make a living. Who are we to say they are not allowed? If they choose that Career path, obviously they are old enough to do it. Jesus don’t like it but they are going to he’ll anyway, so I don’t care.

Thanks for reading,
Shelley

Friends,

What is the institution upon which our once-great nation was founded? The Bill of Rights, The Constitution, The Mayflower Accord? No – look in your very own book-case for the real answer: The Holy Bible and Christian Marriage. Our Christian nation was founded on God’s law to be a shining example of morality and Christianity for the world to see.

Unfortunately our nation has been perverted by liberals, negros, jews, the illuminati, illegal immigrants – but most all the homos. These groups wish to destroy America from the inside by spreading the lie that we are a secular nation. No state is more corrupt than California – an ugly “blue state” where a federal judge just thrust a jagged dagger into the beating heart of marriage.

Judge walker ruled that homos should have exactly the same rights to marry as heterosexual couples. If everything is legally the same then that our normal marriages are now legally homosexual! That’s right – Judge Walker is trying to make us ALL GAY!

It’s time to act: We the readers of STR do not wish to be turned into gays. That is why Shelley The Republican and America’s leading pro-family group the Alliance Defence Fund will appeal this dangerous ruling. The Senior Council of ADF gave this sobering statement:

“We will certainly appeal this disappointing decision. Its impact could be devastating to marriage and the democratic process,” Raum said. “It’s not radical for more than 7 million Californians to protect marriage as they’ve always known it. What would be radical would be to allow a handful of activists to gut the core of the American democratic system and, in addition, force the entire country to accept a system that intentionally denies children the mom and the dad they deserve.”

Why cant the liberals accept Brian’s simple logic? Cant they see how allowing the gays to marry infringes on the civil rights of the seven million people in California want to live in peace without giggling homos performing acts of sexual lewdness on every street corner.

Please Pray for:

• A return to righteousness across America.
• People whose lives will be impacted by the result of this ruling.
• For the appeal process now by mounted by the Alliance Defense Fund.

Dear Readers

We at ShelleyPAC work hard to bring to you the latest conservative commentary from a Biblical perspective. We put a lot of time and effort into our work. Sometimes we investigate day and night to get to the truth. To expose hateful liberal doings to the sunlight.

We received a letter from a reader tonight, full of venom, hate and intolerance. Even though it does not make any sense whatsoever, I’m still publishing it to show to world what we are up against.

Just consider this: If we conservative Christians get out of the way, folks like this will be in charge and then what? I can’t even imagine what would be the result.

Thanks for reading.

Yours,
Shelley N. Goodman

OKAY, SO I THINK YOU SHOULD BE MURDERED BY A DOG, AND THEN EATEN BY CANNIBALS, CAUSE BITCH, YOUR CRAZY.
PSYCHOTIC.
AND I AM A GAY, BLACK, GERMAN, DRUG ADDICTED, DEMOCRAT, FEMINIST, HARRY POTTER LOVINN’, PETA, GOTHIC, ABORTIONISTS.
I AM EVERYTHING YOU HATE.
YOU DON’T EVEN LOOK AT THINGS FROM OTHER PEOPLES VIEWS.
HAVE YOU EVER STOPPED TO THINK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES VIEWS?
WHAT IF SOMEONE WAS RAPED BY THEIR DAD OR SOME HORRIBLE PERSON AND GOT PREGNANT?
WOULD YOU STILL HAVE THEIR BABY?
I WOULDN’T.
PETA?
THEY KEEP PEOPLE FROM KILLING ANIMALS FOR THE WRONG REASONS.
WHICH IS WHAT GOD SAYS TO DO.
EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT????????
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A FEMINIST.
IT’S NOT LIKE THEY WANT ALL GUYS TO DIE.
THEY WANT WOMAN TO HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS.
IF IT WASN’T FOR THEM, YOU WOULDN’T HAVE THAT STUPID BLOG OF YOURS.
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT MAYBE YOUR HURTING PEOPLES FEELINGS WHEN YOU WRITE THAT SHIT?
YOUR SO STUPID.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED.
IN FACT, I HOPE YOUR MURDERED BY BLACK MASTURBATING HARRY POTTER READING OBAMA LOVERS.
CRAZY BITCH.
I HOPE YOUR WEBSITE SHUTS DOWN.
PSYCHOTIC.
THAT SHIT YOU ‘PREACH’ ABOUT ISN’T HELPING ANYONE, YOUR WEBSITE IS STUPID.
STUPID.
STUPID.
STUPID.

GO AND DIEEEE.
DUMB BITCH.
UGLY CUNT ASS BITCH MOTHER FUCKER.