STR Analysis: America’s Economy Ready To Rebound Any Moment Now
Folks you may have read the numbers: Obama’s destruction of the economy continues unabated, but the American people are fighting back. New figures from May 20, 2010 “show the number of homeowners behind on their mortgage payments is at a record high” and that “more than one in ten homeowners missed a payment in the first quarter of this year.” Over 10% is bad, but with Obama it could have easily been even worse. We should add that “with fixed, conventional loans” the type of loan that’s traditionally the safest in tough economic times “now mark the fastest-growing group in foreclosure, accounting for 37 percent of the total.” Obama’s $11+ trillion intervention is once again a liberal dream turned nightmare. And as real business knows the worse things are economically getting, the greater the opportunity: which means America now has the biggest opportunity since it was first created as a nation emerging right now! It’s an honest-to-goodness win-win situation.
America Needs Winners Not Whiners: people like walstreetpro2 think that stopping America’s subsidization of medium and large corporations, and keeping more of workers hard-earned dollars in their pockets will fix things. Well boohoo you big crybaby it’s never going to happen!
Even better on May 10, 2010 it was reported that “the number of Americans receiving food stamps has reached a new record of nearly 40 million, or about one in eight Americans.” 1 in 8 of the US needing food or they might die sounds like a real chance for some smart entrepreneur to come up with some great ideas. America we need to tuck in our shirts, laser-off those tattoos, stop having gay sex while smoking marihuana, get a haircut, and get out there and pull off another great victory. Over 10% of mortgages in foreclosure or missing payments, and 1 in 8 on food stamps, America is in the greatest fight ever, a real chance to show what we’ve got to the world. Obama has tried to destroy the economy after George Bush had everything running smoothly. So let us all join our hands together as Christians and pray things get better.
Always Right,
Chuck Roast
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You hardcore Christians are scary, you guys are really worrying me!
Again,… the Bush administration is to blame for the lousy economy – Get your facts straight Mr “Allways Right”.
/True Christian
Again,… the Bush administration is to blame for the lousy economy
Well hate to break it to you but my memories of George W Bushs aka The Leader are entirely idyllic and happy! Oil was abundant, I could drive Mrs. Roast in the H2 all around on Sunday enjoying the fine Arkansas scenery, and no raghead dared come within about 30 trillion miles of the US for fear of what we’d do to them. Now look at what’s happened: Obama gets elected, the economy is destroyed, terrorists running around everywhere, it’s a madhouse…!
Always Right
WRONG, Obama may suck (I’m Conservative but not your brand of Corsevatism and NOT your brand of “Christanity”) but Bush was DOWN RIGHT THE WORST FREAKING PRESIDENT THE WORLD JUST HAD TO OFFER.
Besides, the Rast childern must be pissed off for having a fundamental conservative (whom supports the biased Conservapedia which SUCKS.) christian.
I will gather a horde of Liberals that’ll kick your ass.
If you dare, SEND ME YOUR E-MAIL and you can come to Georgia, so I can have a BIBLE FIGHT, for that’s THE ONLY use for the Bible, throwing at people to piss them off. :D
“Oil was abundant”
but still cost over $3 per gallon.
“no raghead dared come within about 30 trillion miles of the US”
911?!? are you fucking retarded!… wait never mind I already know the answer.
This is the first piece of sound economic analysis I have heard yet about this whole OBAMA-MESS that has been made of the economy since GEORGE W. BUSH was denied the THIRD TERM that would have saved this nation in one fell stroke.
I am so happy that the weak have been purged by this ‘depression’. Let me tell you – I’m not depressed at all, and neither is JESUS! We both rejoice in the destruction of the families of the weak and the lazy, and only the WEAK and the LAZY have lost their jobs in this ‘depression’.
But soon, all those who are unemployed (unemployed = parasite = damned) will look back on their moaning and wailing as if it were a memory of HEAVEN, for the BURNING FIRE of HELL that their LAZINESS and WEAKNESS has earned them will BURN OUT THEIR VOCAL CHORDS and ANGELS will dance on their writhing, roasting souls and LAUGH AT THEIR SILENT SCREAMING.
I’m already laughing, just thinking about the look on their faces.
JESUS.