STR’s annual Linux Review
Friends,
It’s very difficult to find a review of Linux free of ultra-leftist bias, which is why ShelleyTheRepublican’s annual review of Linux has become the most trusted source of truthful information about this operating system upstart: Christians the world over know that they can turn to STR for factual and unbiased reviews of the latest technology. That is why every God-Given year we like to compare the state of the art Linux and ask the simple question – is Linux ready for the desktop yet? So far the answer has been a resounding no. The freedom-hating red-communist Linux freetards have consistently failed to deliver compared to American free-market solutions such as Microsoft Windows. Our Christianity teaches us that redemption is possible. so this is why we are mindful to check that users of free-software have improved their ways.
When we last reviewed Linux we pitched the then state-of-the art “Ibex’s Ubutu Interpid” against Microsoft’s excellent flagship Windows Vista. We felt that Vista outclassed Ibex’s open source operating system, however we did note that since the Ibex operating system could be downloaded for free it may be suitable for non-business critical tasks (e.g. lightweight letter-writing, or web-surfing) – provided you can overcome it’s idiosyncratic user interface. We were not 100% uncritical of Microsoft’s offering: We felt that at the time Apple and Microsoft were both failing in terms of their provision of Christian oriented biblical software, and the important task of pornography filtering.
You may also remember that we promoted a stern criticism of Apple’s tendancy to appeal to the homosexual agenda with their range of candy coloured gadgets and open adoption of liberal values. Since then we are proud to say that Steve Jobs of the Apple company has listened to our sensible criticisms and developed a brand new product called the iPad with the needs of American Christians like ourselves in mind. As you may know for the last two months every bit of content on our site has been written on Apple’s 100% porn free device, which we agree is the obvious future of computing.
Meanwhile, Linux seems to have lost ground: A year ago we were told that Linux would soon be the dominant operating system on mobile phones: Even their staunchest adocate Google seems to have abandoned Linux in favour of it’s homage to iPhone called Android. Linux users seem to be leaving the operating system in droves, most likely as a consequence of the continued in-fighting between the various companies such as the business-oriented Red-Hat and the increasingly absurd maker of Ubunto which has just renamed itself to “Lucid Lynx”. A year ago Linux could be found on popular video-game consoles – even Sony who once promoted this freetard operating system have come to realize that free software is commercial suicide.
Incidentally, we tried to install this software without much luck: We were able to conclude that this African-made version of the Linux operating system we can confidently say it’s the President Obma of computer-programs: All ideology but rotten to the core. Nobody could enjoy this nigger-rigged operating system.
Our installation woes began right from the start: The install CD forced us to re-format the entire hard drive. It would not install on a perferctly normal Windows NTFS partition. The installation process asked us a bunch of pointless questions (such as where we live) – why not just make a version for Americans since few other countries can afford or know how to use computers. Next we had to wait for almost an hour as the CD drive copied thousands of meaningless files to the computer’s hard drive. As you may know, Ubunto are known for packaging their operating systems with hundreds of megabytes of bloatware with bizarre names such as Gnome, and Pidgin. Alas the documentation came with no freetard to English dictionary to allow me to make sense of this gibberish. How much simpler Apple’s model which is to simple ship the device with everything pre-installed!
A wasted hour later the system finally permitted me to login, boy what a disappointment. If we were under any doubts about the sanity of the developers before our suspicions were confirmed by the mass of swirling pink which is their excuse for a desktop. The disapointment was double since we could not find any means of installing software. The usual approach of browsing the web and then clicking on setup.exe did not work. Ubunto first complained that it did not have any Wine and then kept asking for me to type in “root password” – this was a bizarre charade of security especially given that the user-name I had created was not even called root! Why should a computer require wine in order to run – we have no plans to test the effects of giving wine to a computer.
After much research I figured that Ubunto intend us to use something called “Synaptic” to install programs: Compared to Apple’s lively market this synaptic is like a store in pre-collapse communist Russia. The presentation is awful and it lacks any of the software brand you or I might find familiar. For example a search for Microsoft Office will yield nothing of use. So what are we supposed to use for our word-processing? Ubuntu actually provide a number of word-processors the most well-known being Open-Office: You may remember that the bankrupted computer company Sun were so unsuccessful selling this failed product that they had to give it away. Linux users are used to this kind of thing, it probably explains why they are such losers!
What’s new in Ubunto? A spinning desktop, what must have begun as a practical joke actually made it into their release. This feature caused us to feel motion sickness. We are considering legal action against the developers.
Installing great Christian software on the iPad was a breeze: Simply activate Apple’s easy to use market icon and type in the kind of software you want. A search for the word “bible” gave us an excellent selection of bible quizzes, reference and concordance. You can even download a spoken word bible for when you want some prayerful bedtime listening. Apple’s iPad has everything that a Christian could ever need – simply the best selection of Bible related apps.
Since there are no apps worth speaking of for Ubunto – I expect that most people will use it for little more than browsing the web. Here parents should take note. Unlike the iPad which includes excellent porn filtering software Ubunto ships with nothing at all. We wondered if any of these ubunto people have children? Most likely they have already been sacrificed a pagan African god since they are apparently unconcerned by the needs of typical American parents. We found that it was possible to browse pornographic sites for hours and hours without any form of obstruction. The danger of this should be immediately apparent to any parent who does not wish their children to become pornography addicts.
Once again, we are forced to conclude that not only is Linux not yet ready for the desktop – it has entirely missed the boat. The desktop PC is dead – nobody uses them any more. Ubunto should be consigned to the scrap-heap of Ghetto technology and never considered again.
Yours in Christ,
Jimmy Goddard
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“We found that it was possible to browse pornographic sites for hours and hours without any form of obstruction.” right… so it’s completely necessary to watch porn “for hours and hours” just to see if it works right?
Yes, browsing random porn sites is the best security test for an OS. The Microsoft crap that came pre-installed on my box died from Malware/Virus/Whatever infection after 2 hours, and I was not even browsing porn sites.
Disagree about desktop computers being dead. They are selling well and there are tens of thousands of them in the company where I work. Also, there are people like me who detest laptops, their lack of media power and awkwardness of typing. Just my two grotzits worth.
@ClassicalLiberalism dont be a fool – this was strictly for research. In any case, my pastor was present at the time to help council me in the case that I was tempted to think lewd thoughts.
We also tried the same service with the iPad – disgusting pornography sites such as redtube.com simply failed to display. What a relief to be free of this disgusting smut.
@Stormbringer
Were you trying to describe Ubunto? Heh
I keep wondering if this site is a giant spoof. Its hard to believe that ANYONE can be as stupid as those portrayed on this site.
I’d really like to comment on your low level of both intelligence and morals, but I don’t think adjectives exist to accurately describe what a bigoted idiot you truly are.
First of all, linux is not an upstart. It’s been around since the early 90s.
Second, if you think the desktop is dead, you must have never worked for an actual company before. 90% of workstations at most companies are desktops.
Third, it’s UBUNTU, not UBUTU or UBUNTO. And guess what, if you had half a brain, and had done any research whatsoever, there’s also an UBUNTU Christian Edition chock full of “free” software for Christians. By the way, Christians don’t only live in America; they also live in many poor countries where they can’t afford expensive licensing for Microsoft, so linux helps fill that void.
Fourth, do you even know what Communism is? Linus Torvalds, the creator of the linux kernel is Finnish. Just so you understand, that means he’s from Finland. And if you do any research on Finland, you’ll find they’re a Capitalist society. He also based his work on Minix which was created by an American Born Dutchman.
Fifth, linux has zero bloatware and Gnome is the GUI for linux. A GUI is the thingy that makes the pretty windows and colors so you don’t have to use the CLI all the time.
Sixth, you can surf porn from any OS. Linux makes it neither easy nor difficult to surf porn anymore than Windows or Apple. And guess what, the website hosting your blog on, or more likely the firewall your web server is behind is most likely linux based!!!
Seventh, how can you even call yourself a Christian when you use phrases like “nigger-rigged” and “God’s hit list”. Do you have a direct line to God to know who he wants killed? And I thought Jesus’ message was a message of peace and good will. I guess you got that mixed up with kill anyone who doesn’t think or looks like you!
Lastly, I’m going to prey for you tonight, and that God delivers judgment on you however he sees fit, but you sir are no Christian!!!! It’s supposed Christians like you that turn people away from Christ! I assure you your place in hell has been made ready!!!
I’d really like to comment on your low level of both intelligence and morals, but I don’t think adjectives exist to accurately describe what a bigoted idiot you truly are.
First of all, linux is not an upstart. It’s been around since the early 90s.
Second, if you think the desktop is dead, you must have never worked for an actual company before. 90% of workstations at most companies are desktops.
Third, it’s UBUNTU, not UBUTU or UBUNTO. And guess what, if you had half a brain, and had done any research whatsoever, there’s also an UBUNTU Christian Edition chock full of “free” software for Christians. By the way, Christians don’t only live in America; they also live in many poor countries where they can’t afford expensive licensing for Microsoft, so linux helps fill that void.
Fourth, do you even know what Communism is? Linus Torvalds, the creator of the linux kernel is Finnish. Just so you understand, that means he’s from Finland. And if you do any research on Finland, you’ll find they’re a Capitalist society. He also based his work on Minix which was created by an American Born Dutchman.
Fifth, linux has zero bloatware and Gnome is the GUI for linux. A GUI is the thingy that makes the pretty windows and colors so you don’t have to use the CLI all the time.
Sixth, you can surf porn from any OS. Linux makes it neither easy nor difficult to surf porn anymore than Windows or Apple. And guess what, the web hosting company hosting your blog, or more likely the firewall your web server is behind is most likely linux based!!!
Seventh, how can you even call yourself a Christian when you use phrases like “nigger-rigged” and “God’s hit list”. Do you have a direct line to God to know who he wants killed? And I thought Jesus’ message was a message of peace and good will. I guess you got that mixed up with kill anyone who doesn’t think or looks like you!
Lastly, I’m going to prey for you tonight, and that God delivers judgment on you however he sees fit, but you sir are no Christian!!!! It’s supposed Christians like you that turn people away from Christ! I assure you your place in hell has been made ready!!!
Ah, Jimmy, from what I’ve observed of your history, you’ve been doing quite a bit of “research” lately… If you know what I mean…
“Google seems to have abandoned Linux in favour of it’s homage to iPhone called Android.”
Android *IS* running linux. Do a LITTLE research, honestly…
“…few other countries can afford or know how to use computers…” If you have ever actually left your prejudiced, arrogant country, you evidently didn’t look up from your phone long enough to actually realise where you were.
“The install CD forced us to re-format the entire hard drive…” That’s kind of what happens when you install a new operating system.
perra desgracia estamos en ubuntu 10.04 puedo hacer mucho mas cosas con el qe con wv o w7… no puedo creer que exista gente como tu por eso el mundo esta como esta… por gente como tu…
“Incidentally, we tried to install this software without much luck”
Thank you for your effort, but I am sure there are people who deserve and need Windows.
If you don’t like Linux why are you doing an annual review, it’s kind of idiotic don’t you think???
Oh by the way i’m user of UBUNTU (learn to read man, it’s Ubuntu not Ubunto) and I never have any of the problems you said, i guess you don’t have the capacity for installing these fiendly OS
Is this a joke?!
I can’t believe this bullshit, how religion has perverted people minds.
Thanks god these are only opinions and this people can do nothing but write a blog against Linux, open source and all those things they call ‘evil’.
See you in hell jimmy!
I love it. It’s a good review. I guess it’s pretty boring to test a porn-free OS. Thanks for doing that research.
God bless OPEN SOURCE !!! free information for the World !! free access for good software !!!
Perdona que te diga Jaimito que nunca en mi vida he visto a un tipejo más imbécil que tú y además, orgulloso de serlo.
Es imposible que exista nadie sobre la faz de la tierra que pueda decir tantas estupideces con menos palabras como tú acabas de hacer.
¿En tu país, son todos como tú?
I have a doubt: you are retard, peter griffin or creationist?
I do not know if you are insane or just plain stupid
Oh man this artical sure brings the lolz. Best satire I’ve read in a while.
but….Linux originated in Finland which is a democracy, I fail to see why you have branded it communist. In fact there seem to be quite a few glaring research errors here.
@OhDear:
He was all busy researching the pr0n thingy, so the other “research” had to be mostly guess-work! :-D
Hey Mr. Goddard!
What about Fedora? Any legal actions against them for using your name on their latest distribution (the 13th)?
Wow Linux/Ubuntu being evil? Has anyone heard of free software? I used this operating system before, and I will say honestly, I know nothing about computers, but this is an awesome operating system full of free download, updates and it works cleanly without viruses and I never had any problems with it. They also let you download useful open source programs, the Bible reader being one of them (as I remember) How can anyone be this ignorant?
Funny how this author spells “Ubuntu” wrong when s/he posts an image of the OS with the name on it.
” We found that it was possible to browse pornographic sites for hours and hours without any form of obstruction.”
hahahahah brilliant.
I’m not sure wether to laugh or cry for your poor, mentally retarded souls.
I’m still not sure if these guys are trolling or just epicly stupid and unable to do even a little background research, but as the author of this review keeps spelling Ubuntu wrong during the entire article, I really tend towards trolling right now.
as always, thanks for the laugh guys.
Careful,, Christians like these can get pretty serious!
This is completely correct – having been to the mid-west of America and met many ‘Christians’, I’m certain Jesus will prevail. Amen!
Well it seems that the christian comunity has done it again. From the roman empire all over to 2010 it seems to ruin everything it touches.
Well well, let me drop some knowledge on your puny mind you god worshiping snail.
1) The OS (Operative Sistem) is called Ubuntu, not ubunto or ubutu.. and it is a derivative of Debian, Another GNU/Linux project.
2) Pidgin is a Instant Messenger Client, Like MSN, But a lot faster and free ( Free in that you can use any Messaging protocol you want)
3) There is an ubuntu christian edition for those like you who are afraid that something that doesn’t do anything to prove it’s existance hits you for touching “He who stands between your legs and Urinates” or for ” Looking at that which can’t be looked but is still there anyways” which contains several pieces of software for bible reading and other stuff done at churchs ( Except pederasty or pedophilia for that you can ask the higher circles of the clergy) i’ll leave a link, for all of those who AREN’T American http://ubuntuce.com/download.htm
3) Calling linux users “Loosers” Isn’t probably the best idea.. i mean, your host runs on Linux… and you still pay him to do it. Hell there are thousands of people who are really Fanatics and i mean like you or hitler… Except that they don’t kill people, or write stupid things in internet… they just really REALLY LIKE LINUX… and do things to prove it… i’d bet that if you got another Biased linux review your blog ( By your blog i mean this white page with the word god every 3 sentences) will get defaced… ( as in your page goes all black and says the name of the hacker) I don’t know how to do it, and i probabbly won’t be coming back here because all this GODDISH stuff makes me sick ( Everything that can be compared to Brave New World makes me sick)
Just those points, obviously you don’t know squat about computers so i won’t ever get that serious.
I really hope that you are happy while alive, because when you die and don’t see any white light or any Angel floating around you’ll be sad.
Still i can only ask you to get informed and to stop being so closed on america, It might not seem so, but the rest of the world exists and they have a really good time ( By the way i’m from Argentina, I Jerk off 1 or 2 times a day, i will get laid when i can ( paying scares me) and i hope it’s before marrying..i run linux, and if the devil exists tell him to keep me a seat to his right because i will live doing whatever i like)
Not even remotely Yours
Nicolas
This website isn’t biased? Utter bullshit.
Windows Flagship “VISTA” You stupid ass holes, Vista was such a 110% disastrous release, Microsoft have to bring forward the release of Windows 7, from 2012 to 2009, 3 years early, because VISTA was a pile of crap. VISTA better than LINUX, HA, FUCKING HA.
Windows 7 is just as big a pile of crap, as Vista was.
Nmap scan report for shellytherepublican.com (208.87.149.250)
Host is up (0.093s latency).
Not shown: 999 filtered ports
PORT STATE SERVICE VERSION
80/tcp open http Microsoft IIS webserver 7.0
Warning: OSScan results may be unreliable because we could not find at least 1 open and 1 closed port
Device type: firewall
Running (JUST GUESSING) : Juniper embedded (87%)
Aggressive OS guesses: Juniper Networks SSG 20 firewall (87%)
No exact OS matches for host (test conditions non-ideal).
TCP Sequence Prediction: Difficulty=264 (Good luck!)
IP ID Sequence Generation: Randomized
Service Info: OS: Windows
TRACEROUTE (using port 80/tcp)
HOP RTT ADDRESS
1 10.50 ms 192.168.1.1
2 … 30
Its actually not a troll, this idiot is running windows for a server.
This is pretty subtle stuff, congrats.
I am saddened that I cannot further express the full retardedness of the writer (and yes, I mean the medical term not the immature insult.) I cannot say anything that would be a redundant repetition of common sense. If you are serious, then may the Christian God (or the infinite amount of equally plausible deities) bless your soul. I would love to throw a psi ball at you… and watch you fall down to the the ground in fear of simple energy.
P.S: Your use of C-based languages (C++, etc.) as a religious and political argument are the most hilarious things I have ever read
If I could spit my fury onto the COMMUNISTS who are INFECTING our nation with their COMMUNISM, MARXISM and COMMUNIST TECHNOLOGY, that spit would be made of POISONED LAVA.
The only thing Linux can do that JESUS’s operating systems (Apple and to a lesser extent MICROSOFT), can’t, is get LIARS and THIEVES onto the INTERNET.
A free way of getting online? HA! ONLY A THIEF WOULD WANT THAT!!
An AMERICAN, a REAL AMERICAN, would line up to PAY THROUGH THE NOSE for what they CONSUME (in JESUS name) and not STEAL it from TAXPAYERS.
LINUX = FREE = STOLEN = DAMNED = SODOMITE.
That’s a line of code for you, right there.
Here’s another, this one’s a ‘command’.
JESUS.
“If I could spit my fury onto the COMMUNISTS who are INFECTING our nation with their COMMUNISM, MARXISM and COMMUNIST TECHNOLOGY, that spit would be made of POISONED LAVA.”
Linux, Ubuntu, and whatever’s related is from a FINNISH person, the last time, I ever checked it’s a Semi-Presidental Nation.
“The only thing Linux can do that JESUS’s operating systems (Apple and to a lesser extent MICROSOFT), can’t, is get LIARS and THIEVES onto the INTERNET.”
Like Windows brings retarded fundies like you on the internet, and that MANY servers run on Linux.
“A free way of getting online? HA! ONLY A THIEF WOULD WANT THAT!!”
No, even IT pros use Ubuntu and Linux computers more than PCs.
“An AMERICAN, a REAL AMERICAN, would line up to PAY THROUGH THE NOSE for what they CONSUME (in JESUS name) and not STEAL it from TAXPAYERS.”
Two words: Secular…nation.
“LINUX = FREE = STOLEN = DAMNED = SODOMITE.”
You mean “WINDOWS = CRAP = IT SUCKS = DAMNED = LINUX WINS”.
“That’s a line of code for you, right there.”
No.
“Here’s another, this one’s a ‘command’.”
What? Make everyone fundie?
“JESUS.”
Geez.
Secularist Gaomon, you sicken me with your craven refusal to accept JESUS and instead VOMITING your SICKENING, CHILD-MOLESTING FILTH all over this PAGE OF GOD.
Let’s go through what you said.
“Linux, Ubuntu, and whatever’s related is from a FINNISH person, the last time, I ever checked it’s a Semi-Presidental Nation.”
The last time I checked it was a nation of ICE-HEATHENS worshipping their FOUL PENGUIN GOD T’KITI.
“Like Windows brings retarded fundies like you on the internet, and that MANY servers run on Linux.”
If I’m a ‘fundie’ then what are you? A RAPIST? YES!
You and SCUM LIKE YOU RAPE all that is good and holy in the world with your twisted machine-witchcraft and VILE lies of MURDER.
Maybe you should consider THAT before HATING CHRIST!
“No, even IT pros use Ubuntu and Linux computers more than PCs.”
PRO = PROSTITUTE!
HA!
I think a big piece of the puzzle just slotted straight into place. I wondered why so many WHORES found it so easy to plaster their FOUL VAGINAS all over CYBERSPACE.
Now I know. It’s because of SCUM LIKE YOU who give them the CYBER ACCESS so they can DEFECATE PERVERSITY OVER THE COMPUTERIZED FACES OF GOD’S CHILDREN.
You are a monster.
“Two words: Secular…nation.”
Two words – YOU ARE DAMNED.
“You mean “WINDOWS = CRAP = IT SUCKS = DAMNED = LINUX WINS”.”
The only thing that will WIN is JESUS when you DIE.
And also the REPUBLICAN PARTY IN 2012.
PALIN!
And your concluding blasphemy is so monstrous I will not dignify it with a Christian response, only to wish you luck in the lake of fire, shit for brains.
JESUS.
It’s okay. God made you an idiot for a reason.
I’ve lost all faith in humanity. Jimmy, I love you for being the only smart one left apparently.
This is just one huge hilarious writeup. Kudos to the guy with such writing talent; it couldn’t have done any better. I’ll just highlight a few gems:
“The freedom-hating red-communist Linux freetards have consistently failed to deliver compared to American free-market solutions such as Microsoft Windows.”
“the then state-of-the art “Ibex’s Ubutu Interpid”
“is like a store in pre-collapse communist Russia.”
“We found that it was possible to browse pornographic sites for hours and hours without any form of obstruction.”
Anyone taking above blogpost serious should take a mental health test. My best guess: some Christian hating troll wanting to make Christians look bad. That mission sure is accomplished by the writer. Therefore, kudos to him.
Wow, I now completely hate all conservative Christians now.
Thank you.
So I’m guessing Linux Fans don’t know what Satire is. Before you go around acting all superior, you should learn that not everything on the internet should be taken seriously. Learn to relax and not be so uptight about things.
Oh no! Our Canadian Teenage hero has be attacked by a LV. 1 Fundamentalist! What does he do? DEBUNK!
“Secularist Gaomon, you sicken me with your craven refusal to accept JESUS and instead VOMITING your SICKENING, CHILD-MOLESTING FILTH all over this PAGE OF GOD.”
I’m not a Child-mosleter, I’m only 15 YEARS OLD. But I bet you are will saying RAPE everywhere.
“The last time I checked it was a nation of ICE-HEATHENS worshipping their FOUL PENGUIN GOD T’KITI.”
WRONG. They are mostly LUTHERAN. LOOK IT UP.
“If I’m a ‘fundie’ then what are you? A RAPIST? YES!”
Nah, I’m a Level 99 Warrior.
“You and SCUM LIKE YOU RAPE all that is good and holy in the world with your twisted machine-witchcraft and VILE lies of MURDER.”
I don’t but maybe you do. You don’t even know a single bit about ME.
“Maybe you should consider THAT before HATING CHRIST!”
How I hate something if they DON’T EXIST?
“PRO = PROSTITUTE!”
Wrong. Pro = Expert You = Idiot.
“HA!
I think a big piece of the puzzle just slotted straight into place. I wondered why so many WHORES found it so easy to plaster their FOUL VAGINAS all over CYBERSPACE.
Now I know. It’s because of SCUM LIKE YOU who give them the CYBER ACCESS so they can DEFECATE PERVERSITY OVER THE COMPUTERIZED FACES OF GOD’S CHILDREN.”
Que?
“You are a monster.”
I’m no religious extremist monster who yells RAPE.
“Two words – YOU ARE DAMNED.”
Stare at that sentence, how many words are there? (3)
“The only thing that will WIN is JESUS when you DIE.
And also the REPUBLICAN PARTY IN 2012.
PALIN!”
Republicans? Those idiots? THE ONE TRUE REPUBLICAN: BILLY MAYS THE PITCHMAN! And I’m not Left-wing nor Right-wing.
“And your concluding blasphemy is so monstrous I will not dignify it with a Christian response, only to wish you luck in the lake of fire, shit for brains.”
Shit for your brain.
SECULARIST GAOMON: 2
JEB. V: 0
LINUX COMMAND FILE ACTIVATE
12/terminate religion/4/reveal stupidity
xxxx/porn releasion/xxxx/
deactivate code 58945(Yer Homo bitches ain’t gonna get redeemed){Command filer(Billy Bob Neck)}
reactivate liberal democrat powers…. Code no.789506
stupidity levels: 1000/567
reactivate european sense… {No beleifs that britain is under code 546728 (Redcoat)}{No belief that Germany is under code 546729 (Nazi)}
all retardedness sub levels require to 6/8
paranoia getting sexy xxxxxxxx porn
porn levels: too hot
POWERS UPDATE:……..
LINUX OVERPOWER CODE:9456
PROPAGANDA REINSTADED
PROPAGANDA LEVELS LOWERING
……………..
UBUNTU ALOWED…..
TOTAL ENERGY SYSTEMS:…..
…………….
ALL SYSTEMS SHUT DOWN
porn activated….
sex.
sex.
sex.
sex.
sex.
naked people…
oh.. oh… more! more! CODE 445636346
Freedom allowed.
porn levels shut down.
{You now are an aetheist. Your extreme porn levels are lowered. Stupidity will require technology hack SCHOOL}
PREPARE TOTAL SHUTDOWN…..
Yeah, we fags have STILE!!! We also love designer clothes, diamonds, gold, silver and platinum jewelery. A good gay sex novel, BMW, Mercedes, Audi, and other expensive cars, we love the internet and sites like these (so beware the demons we send out to you via the net, they are the worst!)
We love shopping, but hate children… they tend to be noisy and dirty little fuckers!
So you better take very good care when you try on your pretty shoes and outfits, we probably made those too! Hell, we probably designed your wedding ring and church that you got married in and filled it to the brim with demons to increase our numbers and have all your men to ourselves! You can keep the ugly ones though… we only like the attractive ones.
When we last reviewed Linux we pitched the then state-of-the art “Ibex’s Ubutu Interpid” against Microsoft’s excellent flagship Windows Vista. We felt that Vista outclassed Ibex’s open source operating system
Did you know that Linux is a kernel that makes the unpopular operating systems we use today?
The italicized part was ironic, given the amount of complaints on Vista (not as much, but Vista got stripped from netbooks).
You guys do a great job at satire. Keep it up!
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YOU WILL BE SUED FOR THIS!
and btw dotNet Zombie – please don’t group all of us in for this :P
Never in my life, have I seen such utter CRAP. This is completely insane. WAKE UP! Linux can be used on Laptops as well as desktop. Don’t like something in Linux, do what 98% of people get Linux do, CHANGE IT! If you cant, use Windows or Mac OS X. JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING has no Porn, doesn’t mean its the next generation of computing. Porn is on the internet, so everything with an internet connection can get to, including the iPad, Linux, Windows, Mac OS X, iPhone, iPod and anything other.
Your all idiots, Linux come stand alone, SO DOES THE iPAD, they come alone with some built in features, the rest is downloadable.
“Windows wonderful flagship Windows Vista”, Microsoft Windows uses more hardware, and has more security flaws than Linux. Linux is more stable, and is completely free. BUT BY ALL MEANS, if you want to pay for crap Like Windows, go ahead. Unlike everyone here it seams, I am a MATERIALIST and SANE, there are so many ways, on so many levels that all of this is completely crap. Linux beats Windows, Mac OS X beats Linux AND Windows. I am also an Apple Fanboy, so I do entirely support iPads, iPhones Macs and everything Apple. So you must understand, I am trying to make sure that people who see this are actually educated and aware that this is SH*T. Believe it or not, the Law is currently working Family troubles, homeless organisations, commercial laws and so on. They couldn’t care less about you crazy bullshit hippies. COME AT ME BRO
Funny, because I’m typing this on my iPad, which has a porn bookmark for convenience. Whoopsie doodle.
OH! And before I forget, Jeb V., I’m going to give a string of terms, and i want to see your opinions on them. Ready? GO!
Gabrielle Giffords
Canada
Mexico
Moses
Mormon Tabernacle Choir
France
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By the way, for those of you who make it this far, past that blog post and the comments, there are, in fact, computers that come preinstalled with Ubuntu and are manufactured by a company called system76.
And also, Jimmy, if you are so concerned about meaningless files, I recommend you go to your Windows computer and delete the folder called “C:\Windows\system32″, because it wastes so much space.
Greetings from Germany!
We have learned to manage with our violent history,
in school they teach us the backgrounds…
How can something like the third Reich happen, and how can we protect our society from let it happen again?
Well, I think it´s time to stand up against the church, if it really is Jesus will not to let the niggers and jews and stuff infiltrate us. Or is it the american patriotism?
I dunno. According to this Article It´s either the Catholic church, or the USA wich has to be destroyed in order not to let a Nazi society happen again!
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I´m the only one around here, who sinks to the Authors level in his response ;-)
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