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Folks you may have heard about the dangers posed to Christian America by the ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ addicts. At STR we’ve stepped-up and proven the dangers that ‘D&D’ addiction can have, by destroying children, their families, and all their friends and loved ones through it’s subliminal Satanist messages. But what a lot of people don’t know is that ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ has been trying to harm our children for a long time now. In fact this early ’60 Minutes’ report on the dangers of fantasy gaming and ‘D&D’ went a long way in showing the world how morally corrupting this ‘game’ can be.

60 Minutes D&D Expose (part 1): in this 1985 shocker, the investigative journalist television show ’60 Minutes’ takes on and exposes the hard facts about the ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ death cult.

Did the ’60 Minutes’ show accomplish what it set out to? Yes, there’s no doubt that ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ is a dangerous game chock-full of subliminal messages designed to destroy the moral sanctity of the Christian family. Filled with demons, and dragons, and dragon-demons and drugs and role and gender-swapping, ‘D&D’ is a moral cesspit that is essentially a gateway straight to Hell.

60 Minutes D&D Expose (part 2): not only did ’60 Minutes’ prove the disturbing behavior ‘D&D’ addicts have, they were able to convert several members of the D&D gang to Christianity after showing them the error of their ways.

At STR we found that of the 12 teenagers who were filmed in this show playing ‘D&D’ 5 have since murdered people and are serving indefinite sentences, 3 are addicted to marihuana and are living as junkies on the streets, another 3 have have sex-change operations and only 1 (who repented and became a Christian) managed to find work and successfully complete high school. Just because this televised program is from 1985 doesn’t mean it’s not completely pertinent today: all the same terrible scenarios mentioned in this program are happening across America right now. If you or your loved ones play Dungeons & dragons do the right thing, just stop participating and burn all your ‘monster manuals’. Better yet, next time your friends want to play ‘D&D’ show-up but bring the only ‘manual’ they’ll ever need to read: the Bible!

Always Right,
Chuck Roast

My father used to say: “Where there is fire there is smoke” and by using millions of gallons of oil/gasoline a day we know that minor and some not so minor accidents will happen from time to time. No reason to get crazy, to point fingers and to play the blame game as the damn liberals like to do.

The oil that spilled into the waters of the Gulf of Mexico are tiny compared the the total amount of water in the ocean. In comparison it’s like dropping one single tiny drop of oil into an average sized swimming pool or put in other terms it’s like rubbing sun tan lotion on your body and going for a swim in that very same pool. Sure, there will be a slight “oil contamination” but it’s nothing to worry about at all.

As for the animals dying: If they can’t take a little oil, I think they should die. After all, crude oil is a 100% natural product, no chemicals there, it’s the way God put it in the ground 5000 years ago. Isn’t that what Darwin was talking about? Survival of the fittest?

Oil Spill Cleanup works at the Gulf coast. There is not much to cleanup because the situation has been hyped and exaggerated by the liberal media…

I will not participate in any childish blame-game or finger-pointing, let’s just thank BP for a change that they already invested OVER 500 MILLION DOLLARS of their own private money to clean up the Gulf. Something they are doing because they are good people. They are called “Beyond Petroleum” because they care for our energy needs, for the people that work for them and for the earth. After all they are working hard to provide us with high quality gasoline for almost a century now. I am not ready to throw them under the bus just because they might have made a minor mistake. No sir!

So let’s chill and sit back and let’s think about ways we can help instead of whining. I actually don’t like to agree with the illegitimate President in the White House but I, too am satisfied with the way BP is handing the situation.

Friends, the great patriot and FOX News commentator Mark Dice has posted a great clip showing how kids across America are waking-up to Obama. But some liberals find it offensive that kids would be so politically aware at such a young age. The funny thing is liberals don’t even know what kids are, since they’re too busy drinking frapucchino-whatevers while walking their pugs. As usual all the liberals can do is complain, complain, and complain some more. Well guess what leftys, these kids know what’s going on in America and they’re saying it loud and proud!

Uncoached and Unedited: without any prompting of any kind, these kids give O’Bombaclot a real what-for, saying it straight and from the heart. Can you believe people are writing in to FOX News and YouTube asking that this video be taken down? Liberal censorship at it’s worst, just shameful.

Liberals keep trying to make it seem as if the children in this video were being told what to say. Frankly they don’t seem to have any signs of physical violence or burn marks on them, what would make liberals think that they’re being tortured into speaking in front of the camera is beyond me. Most of the kids seem perfectly happy, as usual liberals can’t stand happiness, especially when the typical liberal family consists of a man, married to another man, and a couple of parakeets.

Louis Theroux Smear-Job: in this great clip, Louis Theroux tries to do a smear-job against our friends at Westboro Baptist Church, attempting to make it seem like the children don’t know what’s going on. Well guess what, they do!

We need to get together and make sure FOX News keeps this YouTube clip up. It’s a great thing when people this young get politically involved. So make sure you write to FOX News and YouTube and tell them you want to keep this video available. These kids are just saying it like it is!

Always Right,
Chuck Roast

Folks you may have read the numbers: Obama’s destruction of the economy continues unabated, but the American people are fighting back. New figures from May 20, 2010 “show the number of homeowners behind on their mortgage payments is at a record high” and that “more than one in ten homeowners missed a payment in the first quarter of this year.” Over 10% is bad, but with Obama it could have easily been even worse. We should add that “with fixed, conventional loans” the type of loan that’s traditionally the safest in tough economic times “now mark the fastest-growing group in foreclosure, accounting for 37 percent of the total.” Obama’s $11+ trillion intervention is once again a liberal dream turned nightmare. And as real business knows the worse things are economically getting, the greater the opportunity: which means America now has the biggest opportunity since it was first created as a nation emerging right now! It’s an honest-to-goodness win-win situation.

America Needs Winners Not Whiners: people like walstreetpro2 think that stopping America’s subsidization of medium and large corporations, and keeping more of workers hard-earned dollars in their pockets will fix things. Well boohoo you big crybaby it’s never going to happen!

Even better on May 10, 2010 it was reported that “the number of Americans receiving food stamps has reached a new record of nearly 40 million, or about one in eight Americans.” 1 in 8 of the US needing food or they might die sounds like a real chance for some smart entrepreneur to come up with some great ideas. America we need to tuck in our shirts, laser-off those tattoos, stop having gay sex while smoking marihuana, get a haircut, and get out there and pull off another great victory. Over 10% of mortgages in foreclosure or missing payments, and 1 in 8 on food stamps, America is in the greatest fight ever, a real chance to show what we’ve got to the world. Obama has tried to destroy the economy after George Bush had everything running smoothly. So let us all join our hands together as Christians and pray things get better.

Always Right,
Chuck Roast

Friends,

It’s very difficult to find a review of Linux free of ultra-leftist bias, which is why ShelleyTheRepublican’s annual review of Linux has become the most trusted source of truthful information about this operating system upstart: Christians the world over know that they can turn to STR for factual and unbiased reviews of the latest technology. That is why every God-Given year we like to compare the state of the art Linux and ask the simple question – is Linux ready for the desktop yet? So far the answer has been a resounding no. The freedom-hating red-communist Linux freetards have consistently failed to deliver compared to American free-market solutions such as Microsoft Windows. Our Christianity teaches us that redemption is possible. so this is why we are mindful to check that users of free-software have improved their ways.

When we last reviewed Linux we pitched the then state-of-the art “Ibex’s Ubutu Interpid” against Microsoft’s excellent flagship Windows Vista. We felt that Vista outclassed Ibex’s open source operating system, however we did note that since the Ibex operating system could be downloaded for free it may be suitable for non-business critical tasks (e.g. lightweight letter-writing, or web-surfing) – provided you can overcome it’s idiosyncratic user interface. We were not 100% uncritical of Microsoft’s offering: We felt that at the time Apple and Microsoft were both failing in terms of their provision of Christian oriented biblical software, and the important task of pornography filtering.

You may also remember that we promoted a stern criticism of Apple’s tendancy to appeal to the homosexual agenda with their range of candy coloured gadgets and open adoption of liberal values. Since then we are proud to say that Steve Jobs of the Apple company has listened to our sensible criticisms and developed a brand new product called the iPad with the needs of American Christians like ourselves in mind. As you may know for the last two months every bit of content on our site has been written on Apple’s 100% porn free device, which we agree is the obvious future of computing.

Meanwhile, Linux seems to have lost ground: A year ago we were told that Linux would soon be the dominant operating system on mobile phones: Even their staunchest adocate Google seems to have abandoned Linux in favour of it’s homage to iPhone called Android. Linux users seem to be leaving the operating system in droves, most likely as a consequence of the continued in-fighting between the various companies such as the business-oriented Red-Hat and the increasingly absurd maker of Ubunto which has just renamed itself to “Lucid Lynx”. A year ago Linux could be found on popular video-game consoles – even Sony who once promoted this freetard operating system have come to realize that free software is commercial suicide.

Incidentally, we tried to install this software without much luck: We were able to conclude that this African-made version of the Linux operating system we can confidently say it’s the President Obma of computer-programs: All ideology but rotten to the core. Nobody could enjoy this nigger-rigged operating system.

Our installation woes began right from the start: The install CD forced us to re-format the entire hard drive. It would not install on a perferctly normal Windows NTFS partition. The installation process asked us a bunch of pointless questions (such as where we live) – why not just make a version for Americans since few other countries can afford or know how to use computers. Next we had to wait for almost an hour as the CD drive copied thousands of meaningless files to the computer’s hard drive. As you may know, Ubunto are known for packaging their operating systems with hundreds of megabytes of bloatware with bizarre names such as Gnome, and Pidgin. Alas the documentation came with no freetard to English dictionary to allow me to make sense of this gibberish. How much simpler Apple’s model which is to simple ship the device with everything pre-installed!

A wasted hour later the system finally permitted me to login, boy what a disappointment. If we were under any doubts about the sanity of the developers before our suspicions were confirmed by the mass of swirling pink which is their excuse for a desktop. The disapointment was double since we could not find any means of installing software. The usual approach of browsing the web and then clicking on setup.exe did not work. Ubunto first complained that it did not have any Wine and then kept asking for me to type in “root password” – this was a bizarre charade of security especially given that the user-name I had created was not even called root! Why should a computer require wine in order to run – we have no plans to test the effects of giving wine to a computer.

After much research I figured that Ubunto intend us to use something called “Synaptic” to install programs: Compared to Apple’s lively market this synaptic is like a store in pre-collapse communist Russia. The presentation is awful and it lacks any of the software brand you or I might find familiar. For example a search for Microsoft Office will yield nothing of use. So what are we supposed to use for our word-processing? Ubuntu actually provide a number of word-processors the most well-known being Open-Office: You may remember that the bankrupted computer company Sun were so unsuccessful selling this failed product that they had to give it away. Linux users are used to this kind of thing, it probably explains why they are such losers!

What’s new in Ubunto? A spinning desktop, what must have begun as a practical joke actually made it into their release. This feature caused us to feel motion sickness. We are considering legal action against the developers.

Installing great Christian software on the iPad was a breeze: Simply activate Apple’s easy to use market icon and type in the kind of software you want. A search for the word “bible” gave us an excellent selection of bible quizzes, reference and concordance. You can even download a spoken word bible for when you want some prayerful bedtime listening. Apple’s iPad has everything that a Christian could ever need – simply the best selection of Bible related apps.

Since there are no apps worth speaking of for Ubunto – I expect that most people will use it for little more than browsing the web. Here parents should take note. Unlike the iPad which includes excellent porn filtering software Ubunto ships with nothing at all. We wondered if any of these ubunto people have children? Most likely they have already been sacrificed a pagan African god since they are apparently unconcerned by the needs of typical American parents. We found that it was possible to browse pornographic sites for hours and hours without any form of obstruction. The danger of this should be immediately apparent to any parent who does not wish their children to become pornography addicts.

Once again, we are forced to conclude that not only is Linux not yet ready for the desktop – it has entirely missed the boat. The desktop PC is dead – nobody uses them any more. Ubunto should be consigned to the scrap-heap of Ghetto technology and never considered again.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Hello America, if you’re like me you like to spend the weekends relaxing with family and friends enjoying a quiet evening around the pool on the patio with a couple of mint juleps and celebrating what makes the United States the greatest nation in the world. Americans are hands-down the friendliest, nicest, most tolerant and democratic people on planet earth, it’s just the kind of the faults we have and it’s something we here at STR are proud to admit to being. But some sick Hollywood freaks want to stir up some problems where there aren’t any, poking their noses where they’re not wanted and talking about ‘immigration’ and ’causes’ which frankly anyone with half a brain would understand is not America’s fault. I’m talking about the new Robert Rodriguez film “Machete” which has the sick pervert view that deporting smelly lazy dirty brown-beaner illegals is somehow ‘wrong’ morally.

Machete by Robert Rodriguez: while film buffs laud it as being ‘campy’, the reality is that Machete glorifies violence, Mexican homosexuality, illegal immigration, race war, Catholicism and hatred of the true protestant Jesus, and marihuana addiction. Then it gets bad.

With a cast that includes Danny Trejo (?), Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Cheech ‘marihuana junkie’ Marin and Lindsay Lohan as the token white liberal idiot, the film is destined to go nowhere at the box office. Hollywood better learn fast, making a film about some smelly wetbacks isn’t what American’s want to see. The real America is one of tolerance and dignity and democratic values, why can’t the liberal media show that for once? Maybe because Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino hate Christian God-Fearing America almost as much as the illegal immigrants.

Arizona to the Rescue: so what if NAFTA was signed by the Mexicans even though the majority of the population was opposed: the millions of hispanics being displaced as Mexico’s economy is brought in line should stay on their side of the border, simple.

While we here at STR would never advocate racism of any kind we have to make it clear that now’s the time to take a stand: pledge your support for Arizona banning illegal brown-beaners crossing the border like a bunch of cockroaches, and make sure this horrible Machete film never is allowed to be played at a theater near you. America needs more of the good spicanos like Ricky Ricardo, not illegal border-jumping drug-peddling psychopaths.

Always Right,
Charles “Chuck” Roast

Folks, as many of you are aware, the free software ‘linux’ quacks have been at wit’s end to try and come up with some kind of remunerative business model to justify their linux ‘open source’ operating system. Well in case you didn’t have time to read the ‘techie’ journals the copyleft thugs have cooked-up yet another scam. They’re calling it the ‘Humble Indie Bundle‘ in which a variety of poorly-coded linux games are being given away on a ‘donate what you want’ scheme. It’s yet another sad example of a ‘free’ copyleft software that’s a little weak on the ‘free’ part.

Humble Indie Bundle: by letting people donate for a bundle of games that includes World of Goo, Aquaria, Gish, Lugaru HD, and Penumbra Overture the copylefties are hoping to scam some money for their ‘free’ software. Guess freedom isn’t quite so free now is it!

The linux users are all cheering saying that the reason the average donation by Linux users is $14.56 compared to Windows users $8.06 is because they’re more serious about supporting software. Well guess what, nothing could be further from the truth: linux users don’t understand what it’s like to have to pay for software, that’s why when they finally are presented with the option they’re so confused they wind-up giving twice what any sane Windows using person would pay. When you’re used to ‘bits torrenting’ copyrighted games off the interweb like linux users do all the time, paying for things becomes difficult to comprehend. Do the right thing and refuse to go along with this linux ‘Indie Bundle‘ scam: don’t give them anything, and tell your friends to do likewise.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

Friends, there’s been some unfortunate developments in the battle for Godly technology. I’m talking about the camera phone, a device that is sold to parents as a work-saving device, but that is in reality a gateway to drugs, homosexual depravity and hatred of America. Teenagers purchase camera phones for one simple reason: to spite their parents. But when you include loose teenage morals with a 24/7 accessible internet and 4G wireless connectivity, the camera phone becomes a license for lechery the likes of which have never been seen before.

iPhone Sluts: many teenagers are first introduced to the iPhone by homosexuals who then force it onto mainstream society.

One of the worst phones ever produced, Apple’s iPhone is a festooned shimmering gegaw aimed heavily at the high-end homosexual market. When everything ‘gay is in’ Apple then cunningly used this to force it’s way into the heterosexual phone market and teenagers in particular.

Toxik & Hemmoraphage: cam girls Toxik and Hemmoraphage grit their teeth and prepare for another bathroom-mirror photo with their camera phone, after their previous 743 submissions to SuicideGirls.com were rejected.

Teenagers routinely flaunt their sexuality using camera phones. Whereas modesty and tact used to be the norm for young adults, now because of camera phones they have become celebrity-wannabe floozies parading themselves around the internet in drunken naked stupors that disgust even convicted sexual predators at how ridiculously they are over-exposing themselves.

PsiikoKittii: the camera phone has become such a part of PsiikoKittii’s daily behavior that she emails friends, teachers, employers and random strangers naked photographs of herself out of habit. She is also addicted to marihuana and says that ‘having sex for money is great!’

Are camera phones a gateway to sex-for-pay and prostitution? Yes, at STR we’ve proven conclusively that within 38 days of using her first camera phone, a teenage girl is 57% likely to engage in some kind of webchat-for-money or selling images or herself in exchange for monetary favors.

JailbaitGallery: many of the young women in JailbaitGallery.com use camera phones, they’re so pretty I’d even stop dating my step-daughter for one of them.

As Christians we need to tell the public what’s what’s really going on when it comes to camera phones: the technology has allowed our young people to become so permissive in their morals that they are on the road straight to Hell with no turning back. If you see a young person with a camera phone make certain to confiscate it, better yet tell them you’re a Christian and that they’re going to hell in a handbasket if they don’t stop using it immediately! It wouldn’t hurt to slap it out of their hands and maybe step on it a few times, either. Trust me, they’ll thank you later when they realize that all the monetary costs to replace a camera phone are nothing compared to an eternal lifetime.. burning in HELL!

Always Right,
Charles Roast

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Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

You all know Dr George Rekers. No man has done more than him to help cure people of the affliction of Homosexuality (except possibly Dr. James Dobson). George is the founder of the Family Research Council and a board member of the National Association for Research & Therapy of Homosexuality (NARTH) – one of the world’s most trusted names in ex-gay restoration therapy.

You and I both know that he’s a great guy who, like us, is campaigning for the re-introduction of Levitical laws concerning homosexuality, specifically that all Homos should be put to death just like Jesus told us to do. Amen to that!

But some folks are haters – these are folks who do not let a good man like George get on peacefully with his work. These are folks who do not respect George’s religious freedoms to speak out against the hellish death-style of homosexual sodomy. These people will do anything to discredit good men like George, including smearing with their own despicable vice.

Doctor George and his travel assistant Lucien. Does this look like a homosexual encounter? Of course not – Doctor George is simply using this as an opportunity to introduce the young man to Jesus. There is nothing even remotely gay about a well known preacher taking a young member of his flock on an extended witnessing trip to Europe, heck I do it all the time and nobody is accusing me of being gay!

Unfortunately for the homos, nobody who knows George Rekers will believe for a moment that he is homo. You do not need to hear it from me, George’s own Godly words clearly tell the truth:

A recent article in an alternative newspaper cleverly gave false impressions of inappropriate behavior because of its misleading innuendo, incorrectly implying that Professor George Rekers used the Rentboy.com website to hire a male prostitute to accompany him on a recent trip.

Contrary to Internet stories based on this slanderous article, following medical advice Professor George Rekers requires an assistant to lift his luggage in his travels because of an ongoing condition following surgery. His family, local friends, and even another university professor colleague have offered to accompany him on trips to assist him in his travel. Dr. Rekers found his recent travel assistant by interviewing different people who might be able to help, and did not even find out about his travel assistant’s Internet advertisements offering prostitution activity until after the trip was in progress.

There was nothing inappropriate with this relationship. Professor Rekers was not involved in any illegal or sexual behavior with his travel assistant.

See, that explains it perfectly. There wasn’t any gay-sex going on just preaching and praising the Lord. George didnt pick a muscle-bound young man out of sexual arousal, but for the simple fact he needed somebody strong enough to carry the considerable weight of his travelling luggage.

Indeed, when he first became aware of his travelling assistant’s deviant sexual proclivities he used this as an opportunity to encourage this young man to give up his homosexual ways and embrace Jesus! Is that the kind of thing a homo would do, heck no.

The plain fact is that Dr. George Rekers is completely heterosexual!

Yours in Christ

Jimmy Goddard

Hello folks, if you’re like me you’re angry as heck at all the people refusing to go along with Wall Street when everyone else keeps paying their bills like they should. Well some folks took it one step too far: in Toledo, OH the Keith Sadler Foreclosure Resistance have squatted in their foreclosed home. Even more sickeningly they’re streaming it right this moment over UStream at this link:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/keith-sadler-foreclosure-resistance-live

It’s pretty hideous, even though the Sheriff cut their power people keep dragging out the end result, like bringing them food and gas to run their generators to keep broadcasting. It’s just plain sad.

Keith Sadler: he’s yet another thug who’s trying to undermine America’s status as the greatest nation in the world. Guess what Keith Sadler, STR is coming down to picket your house, and will be there to cheer the police when they drag you away to the FEMA camp like they should.

As Christians we’ve been taught to be compassionate – maybe even a bit too much so. That’s why we need to chase thug deadbeats like the Keith Sadler Foreclosure Resistance out of the US and get back to paying taxes and credit cards on time. Bankers are good people, they dress well and are smart. In 2006 in the US over 1/3 of all the profit made in the entire publicly-subsidized private sector was made just by banking. Sounds like a sweet deal to me, maybe Keith Sadler should’ve gone into banking instead of being a stupid technical laborer for an irrelevent trade union making cars. As most of you know I’ve already packed my things and will be driving over to Toldeo Ohio in the next few hours to pass out bibles and picket these goons. America will be #1 again, once the Keith Sadler’s of the world are rounded-up and tried for sedition like they should!

Update: finally the right thing has been done, the Keith Sadler Foreclosure resistors been removed from the residence. Another victory for the STR readership, we couldn’t have made this happen without you!

The house has been liberated, let us all Pray it stays that way!

Always Right,
Chuck Roast

Hello America, many of you are probably aware that certain loser citizens have been trying to shaft the government for what it’s properly owed. I’m talking about people not paying their mortgages, not paying their income taxes, coworkers and even neighbors refusing to pay credit cards, and even some people trying to stop-payment on the money that goes to the US military and Israel. Thankfully the government workers at the Pennsylvania tax authority are on top of the problem, and they’re sending-out the message that enough is enough, you better come up with the tax money or watch your back. The government PATaxPayUp.com website even has a good logo for once: “Find Us Before We Find You”. That’s right America: shut-up and stop being crybabies and pay-up now.

Pennsylvania Tax Authority: about time someone stepped-up to the plate, America has gone from being a proud nation of World Class butt-kicking go-getters, to a bunch of Toms sitting around all day trying to weasel out of paying their taxes.

The lady in the advertisement even gives Tom a choice: if he agrees to pay the $4100+ owed they’ll reduce the penalty and only charge half the interest. Sounds like a swell deal to me, let’s hope the deadbeat Tom’s of the world get off their keisters and finally do something besides watching Oprah and stealing porn off the internet. America has given Tom everything: he has a nice car, happy kids, a beautiful house, and a sexy wife. And the Pennsylvania government knows all this in detail, right down to the sexy photos of Tom’s wife. Would Tom want something troublesome to happen to him? Or maybe his house or his car, or God forbid his hot wife? No he would not. And while we here at STR would never advocate violence, we need to state it loud and clear to the Toms of America to do the right thing and pay the hell up now. Or you’re going to regret it.

Always Right,
Chuck Roast