IceWeasel Alert – Humping Weasel Porn
STR has repeatedly warned about the dangers of communist linux and ‘open source’ web browsers. While the Christian faithful understand, liberals just don’t seem to ‘get it’. How many times do we have to mention that ‘open source’ web browsers are a gateway to porn and stolen software before someone does something? Recently several of STR’s readers pointed out the pornographic content hosted by the makers of the Firefox competitor, IceWeasel which we subsequently investigated:
IceWeasel Mosaic: many of the linux programmers are yellows who are addicted to jap porn, hence their ability to apply a mosaic to the browser’s Ice Weasel logo. It didn’t fool anyone here though, we knew exactly what they were up to!
Recently Microsoft announced a Second Shot Voucher Program allowing people to rewrite, and rewrite, and keep rewriting their Microsoft IT certifications. This is precisely why Microsoft is the world leader in Information Technology, because even when you fail, with Microsoft you win, even if you fail, and fail, and fail again. That’s why we brought the censored IceWeasel logo to several of STR’s scripture-trained MCP ‘Second Shot’ graduates, who were able to quickly figure out the problem.
IceWeasel Humping: using several of our bible-trained MCSE’s we were able to change the ‘secret Agent user string’ in Internet Explorer allowing us to ‘see’ the filth the linux users were putting up uncensored on the internet. Was the IceWeasel site rated ‘xxx’? No it was not.
The linux ‘shell hackers’ have not fooled anyone with proper Microsoft certification training. We were able to see through this ‘mosaic’, revealing the exact kind of pornographic material the linux community is known to constantly share among each other using their encrypted ‘bit torrents’ networks. Has IceWeasel been taken offline? No, they encourage this kind of deviant behavior, seeing it as a badge of honor. It is the way of the linux criminal, copyleft-thug thieves who hate America. And that is precisely why our Christian readership need to stand-up against open source software and the linux copyleft, so that sharing of pornographic material like this can never happen again.
Always Right,
Charles Roast
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Hey Always Right,
answer ME this,
WHY IS MORE PEOPLE using FireFox and IceWeasel with other Mozilla products?
THEY ARE BETTER THAN YOUR LITTLE INTERNET EXPLORER?
i demand answers :<
Titus
?bercharged Canadian Digital monster
Right on. COPYright, that is. We have to fight for more enforcement of the copyright laws.
And remember, they apply to everybody, including God’s word – yes don’t forget to pay your licence next time you quote from the Good Book.
And they don’t call it “God’s Word” for nothing. God invented words, and you owe every time you use them. That’s what tithes are for.
ridiculous, get back to school jerky!
I agree with your mother, go back to school, and NOT HOME SCHOOL, but a REAL SCHOOL.
Gods operating system is Linux. God loves gays,straights and Bis. God loves Liberals, also.
What a fucking dumbass, you actually had to decrypt that picture to tell if it was real? And did you even see that text at the bottom-left of the image? Does that say Linux, bitch? No!
Your group is very ignorant and sheltered…its a shame. Thats the problem with bible thumpers. oh well, its your life wasted, not mine :)
Charles you have everything backwards, windows is ruled by the demons of Lucifer. Linux is my own creation through my good and faithful Linus Torvalds.
HAVE FuN GROWiNG ASSH4T!
clearly you didnt read the fucking manual. you could of turned on a filtering proxy externally and disabled direct connect to web. but obviously you need a brain transplant regarding the filth in your blog. you are an ass hat…..
I’m a furry and I find this sexy :3