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Friends, if you’re like me you’ve seen all kinds of fun family-friendly entertainment, from the talkies to the radio to even the television, these technologies have been giving Christian America some great ways to communicate the Word of Jesus around the globe for decades now. But sadly Christians are under siege from a deadly menace, something so despicable it goes by only one word: the ‘internet’. In case you’re reading the print publication version of STR, the ‘internet’ is a creation of left-wing government bureaucrats, atheists, and phoney Creationist-denying ‘science-y’ computer engineers. The internet is a massive cesspool of ignorance, stupidity, intolerance of Christian thought and morality, conspiracy theories, hatred of America, homosexual webchat cameras where gay men indecently expose themselves, and worse. Our friends at FOX News report that the al-Queadea routinely recruit people using the interweb, Palestinians often post videos condemning our friends in Israel on the internet, and the internet has become a hotbed of communist ‘linux’ philosophies and PETA propaganda. Simply put the ‘internet’ is a gigantic UNIX ‘man’ page that was last properly updated by an admin in 1993.

That this internet populist catastrophe needs to be shut down once and for all is just common sense!

Collective Intelligence of the Internet: this video accurately summarizes all the forums posts, open-source software, ‘citizen journalists’, progressive and grassroots fundraising, blogosphere (excluding STR), Youtube, and everything else that has become known as ‘the internet’.

The internet allows anyone with a computer to post their ignorant ramblings condemning the existing social order on whatever website they want. Even worse, like-minded people often get together to assist in these mindless postings, further creating a culture of hatred. It should be obvious to anyone that the internet has become a tool of sedition designed to overthrow the existing Christian governance of America and the Free World. Thankfully the US Military have designated the internet as an enemy weapons system that should be unplugged at the first sign of trouble.

Jay Rockefeller – “The internet should have never been invented”: as an elite member of the Council on Foreign Relations, the Carlysle Group, the Bilderberg Group, and other global planning and steering commitees, Jay Rockefeller is a great leader who bang-on straight-up understands what needs to be done to fix the problems caused by the internetwork of networks. When you’re as wealthy as he is without ever having worked it should be clear Jay Rockefeller is one smart cookie who we need to listen to.

The internet is just a bunch of ‘leet-speak’ kiddies with no computer skills, a septic-tank of ad hominem attacks against the great minds carefully plotting America’s mastery of the 21st Century as Jesus Himself wants. Most American liberal internet users would rather be playing Chatroulette or worse, happily married Christian men with wives be seduced against their will by other men while their wives are out, then fight to keep America the greatest nation in the world. Most liberals would rather play World of Warcraft all day then do the right thing and help spread the word of Jesus. The reason American’s Leaders don’t always tell people what’s going on is because most people are too stupid to understand the truth: that the world is a better place when people just shut-up and do as they’re told. Something people who use the internet just don’t seem to get!

Convergence 2010: A Cry to Awaken A Nation: liberals may mock her but Janet Porter says it right, we need to shut-down the populist parts of the internet such as the blogosphere and liberal media, and replace it with the framework that reflects the one true information and media network everyone really needs: Christian Evangelism, and the word about the Jesus Christ The One True Son Of God.

As our readership knows STR takes a leadership role when it comes to championing issues affecting the Christian Republican community. It’s because of our dedication to Christian values that Shelley Goodman herself is in daily meetings with some of the leading conservative minds: from Rush Limbaugh, to Michelle Malkin, Don Imus, Jeb Bush, Sarah Palin and more, STR has regular contact with some of the greatest thinkerers of our time. It’s what helps hone STR’s razor-sharp focus on the key issues affecting America.

Folks when everybody in a room start talking simultaneously all you’ll ever hear is noise, which pretty much sums up the internet right there. Don’t be afraid to do the right thing: call your Congressman or elected official, tell them loud and proud you are a Christian, and that not a penny more should be spent until the internet is finally shut down once and for all! It’s the right thing to do, and if Jesus were alive he’d be applauding your efforts in making the world a better place. A better place, because the internet is no more.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

Friends,

Have the homos taken over ABC news in order to spread deadly pro-homo propaganda? Just look at how the deviant sodomites seek to distort Jesus’s message of love.

The evidence is clear. What we have is wholesale distortion, lies and lobbying for the homosexual agenda. Why does ABC News hate Jesus so much? Why do the racist ABC News people try to attack the humble godly values of these brave Ugandan people who dare to stand up to the evil of homosexuality?

We report, you decide.

Jimmy Goddard

Due to a couple of things that y’all don’t need to know nothing about, I ain’t able to do the Hour of Bein’ Good from WMFO for the next couple of weeks. Rather than leave the thirsty of spirit thirsty, I’m gonna be doing it on Blog Talk Radio on Sundays @ 5pm. Although, given the cussing and blasphemy of some of the callers, I ain’t too sure I’ll keep up, but that’s for Jesus to decide.

God is Love!

WMFO, the ungodly station that God place me in to do The Hour Of Bein’ Good needs money because I guess all the students there done wasted everything they had on crack needles and homo whores. So if you’re an ungodly, lie-beral defeato-crat, homo, socialist baby killer, by all means give them some money. And have fun in Hell.

God is Love!
BBN

Friends,

Failed presidential candidate John Kerry has revealed his sinister plan to turn America gay: He wants to allow the homos to give blood. Please take a moment to read this sobering and informative article World Net Daily, probably the most important news website in the whole of America.

How can you tell these gay blood cells from normal ones? Simple, they have a slightly pinkish tinge which betrays their former owners low moral standards. Christian blood by comparison is of the deepest red, like that which Christ bled while suffering on the cross.

We all know that gay blood is filled with AIDS and other diseases that Jesus sent to to the world to punish the homos, but what few people understand is that the gay blood also contains sinfulness. That blood has been tainted by the sin of lustful thoughts and actions. If you are unfortunate enough to have that sinner’s blood transfused into you then you will be part sinner. You can try to pray the gay away, for some it works but for many it does not. That is why we cannot possibly allow homosexuals to mingle their dirty blood into our life-giving supplies.

The only known cure for gay-blood is the blood of Christ, which as you can see is a completely different colour. If you suspect that you may have been made gay by receiving homo-blood then you ha better pray that your sins be washed away in the blood of Christ.

Has John Kerry thought this through? His proposal does not even include the most rudimentary labelling. For example there would be no way of knowing whether the blood a doctor is about to put into a child’s innocent body is from a godly individual or a human cess-pool. I’d rather see my child bleed to death than risk have him become gay because of exposure to the corrupt blood of sinners.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Folks, there’s been some sudden developments in the culture war, a change so shocking it has Christians and conservative groups reeling right across the entire United States. I’m talking about the ‘End the R-word‘ campaign by liberal goons trying to destroy America’s intellectual freedom to call people ‘retarded’. Liberals are waging a culture-war jihad and trying to demonize conservatives and Christians from noting the mental inferiority of morons and retards, when in reality this is a perfectly acceptable word to say in public, and fun as well. As most of you know the plague of retardation was thoroughly documented by STR‘s owner and founder Shelley N. Goodman as being something that is God’s gift to us all for being sinners. The word ‘retarded’ is a great word that’s fun to say, and it helps to remind us to stop sinning and be better people.

Joe Jonas – End the R-word; one of the phoney ‘band’ members from the so-called ‘band’ Jonas Brothers, Joe Jonas is a would-be Christian who tries to undermine the english language by trying to stop the use of the word ‘retarded’ in regular conversation. Well on behalf of all real Christians let me tell you Joe Jonas – you’re a retrard if you think your ‘R-word’ campaign will ever work!

The history of the United States shows that there are many great words that are useful and practical. Calling people gooks, chinks, negroes, wops and other descriptive terms have helped make America what it is today. If we stopped calling people ‘retarded’ what would happen next, that we can’t say it’s ‘warm’ outside? No more calling Linux ‘communist’ or union organizers ‘lazy’? As Christians understand better than anyone language needs to be unfettered to say in an open and honest way the truth: a person who is overweight is a ‘fat pig’, a sports team that cannot win a game is easily identified as a ‘bunch of losers’, and a woman you ask out on a date who rejects you is a ‘dirty whore’, all perfectly good words and acceptable to say. This is a dangerous direction that America is heading in when the populist masses start dictating culture and vocabulary. Just look at how cryptic and seditious text messages by the younger generation have become, only an al-Queada sympathizer could even read those.

Virginia GOP Lawmaker Bob Marshall:“The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children. In the Old Testament, the first born of every being, animal and man, was dedicated to the Lord. There’s a special punishment, Christians would suggest.”

Women’s rights and scripture-trained Christian abortion expert Virginia GOP Lawmaker Bob Marshall says it straight-up and no-nonsense what the Bible says about people with disabilities like mental retardation. Simply put it’s God’s Will it happened, and it’s Jesus’s way of saying if women keep having abortions and other terrible things, then their children will suffer the consequences of mental disabilities. Bob’s honest biblical research into the retardation problem has gotten a lot of liberals upset. But the facts are simple, if it’s in the bible then it’s the truth and that’s just the way it goes. Something real Christians like Bob Marshall understand better than anyone else. Folks, let’s just put an end to this ‘R-word’ nonsense right here and now: calling people retarded is acceptable and even funny, just like calling people morons and negroes is. Now go out there and let’s make this happen, and God Bless you all.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

Support the Utah Fair Solution!

If you ain’t seen that song “There’s A Communist Living In The White House” then y’all better watch this minute! Your eternal soul and the fate of the nation depend on it!

Senator Ashburn,

You are the latest in a long line of victims of the homosexual agenda. Please do not betray our founding fathers and the Republican party by choosing the homosexual lifestyle choice. We know that you are only as gay as you want to be: It says so in the BIBLE!

We can cure you – we can take away your Gay and turn you back into a Christian. The power of JESUS will cleans the gay sins from your heart. You do not have to go to hell! All you need is the power of prayer and the god-given strength to confront your sinful nature. You too can be completely heterosexual again like Pastor Ted Haggard!

Most importantly, Jesus needs your votes in the senate: Jesus will reward your for continuing to vote against gay marriage. It’s the only way you can save your sick soul form eternal damnation.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

I talk a little more about the evil wickedness of the Olympics, why John McCain oughta be ashamed of himself when a Polish dentist/lawyer is brave than him and how all Sea World need to be killed in order to make up for that whale that killed that girl.

God is Love!
BBN

First Canada then Russia? What’s it gonna take before we realize this is just a plot to take over the world through sports??