We won again, Christians 2009 – Atheists 0
Friends,
Once again we have fought and won the battle to keep Christ’s Holy name sacred on the day that he personally anointed as sacred to HIM. That’s 2009 victories in a row – you’d think that the atheists, heathens, commies, pagans, homos and drug-fiends would give up given their loosing streak, but no.
The vast left-wing conspiracy to end Christmas was fought more bitterly than any year I can ever remember, and believe it or not this year was a close call.
Our good friend Rep Henry Brown wrote:
“As a Christian, I feel it is also important that I have the right to celebrate Christmas and observe its significance as a national holiday and I strongly believe that wishing someone ‘merry Christmas’ should never be met with disapproval.”
And he’s right: I’ve lost count of the number of Christians who have been threatened Obama’s black-shirts simply for wishing a fellow patriot “Merry Christmas”.
This year Americans faced ever more oppressive secularism encroaching into our most holy festivity. Every time a store clerk wishes you “Happy Holidays” it’s another victory for the liberal “social inclusion” agenda which wants to make Homosexuality into the same thing as Heterosexuality. Anybody who says Holidays in Christmas wants to turn you gay.
We have inside information which proves beyond any doubt that President Obama was on the verge of issuing an executive order which would effectively cancel Christmas!
According to our inside sources, the President would replace our sacred day with two new holidays, the Muslim month of “Ramadan” and an entirely new Voodoo festival which would involve ritually killing a goat.
Thankfully, leading Republicans such as Sarah Palin, Bill O’Reilley and Shelley Goodman mobilized a prayer vigil which called upon Jesus to protect us for another twelve-month. The power of the LORD stayed the Presidential usurper’s hands which means that for one more year Christmas is safe for your kids.
Yours in Christ,
Jimmy Goddard
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“Christians 2009 atheists 0″
Care to explain how or what this is that you are on about?
What’s wrong with saying happy holidays? It has nothing to do with homosexuality, it has to do with other religous holidays such as hannukah or winter solstice.
Since when has Obama had anything to do with voodoo or Islam? And solid concrete facts please.
I must personnaly say that the future is bright. A future in which we can admire a beatiful garden and try to work out what makes it up without believing in the fairies at the bottom of it.
Hopefully sometime next year, February maybe, CERN’s atom smashing will have suceeded in replicating the big bang so we can safely say that religion is unnecessary.
Before more comments, can people click on my name and read the page so we can avoid unnessecary vulgarity and have a semi intelligent debate?
Seasonal greeting Shelley and co.
“Christians 2009 atheists 0″
Care to explain how or what this is that you are on about?
What’s wrong with saying happy holidays? It has nothing to do with homosexuality, it has to do with other religous holidays such as hannukah or winter solstice.
Since when has Obama had anything to do with voodoo or Islam? And solid concrete facts please.
I must personnaly say that the future is bright. A future in which we can admire a beatiful garden and try to work out what makes it up without believing in the fairies at the bottom of it.
Hopefully sometime next year, February maybe, CERN’s atom smashing will have suceeded in replicating the big bang so we can safely say that religion is unnecessary.
Before more comments, can people click on my name and read the page so we can avoid unnessecary vulgarity and have a semi intelligent debate?
There never was a plot to stop Christmas, there’s too many Christians. Hell I’m agnostic and I celebrate it, but I celebrate it as Santa’s time, as the Birth of Jesus was proven to happen to actually happen some time in late September and was only moved to Dec. 25th by the Catholic Church in accordance with the winter solstice.
And the President was NOT going to replace the winter holidays because 1) That wouldn’t stop anyone from celebrating Christmas, and 2) He’s too busy dealing with the Nigerian bomber incident to give a crap.
Next time make sure your inside sources are sober.
Christmas hasn’t been a Christian holiday in years.
However, it is an American Economic holiday.
“Anybody who says Holidays in Christmas wants to turn you gay,”
There are plenty of gays who celebrate Christmas.
“…President Obama was on the verge of issuing an executive order which would effectively cancel Christmas!”
How could the president issue an executive order to cancel a religous holiday, who’s origins don’t even exist or are contained alone to the US?
“…the President would replace our sacred day with two new holidays, the Muslim month of “Ramadan” and an entirely new Voodoo festival which would involve ritually killing a goat.”
Why bother to put Ramadan in the place of Christmas? Millions in the country already celebrate it. And if Obama was a Muslim, why would he hybrid it with a ‘voodoo ritual’?
“Thankfully, leading Republicans such as Sarah Palin, Bill O’Reilley and Shelley Goodman mobilized a prayer vigil which called upon Jesus to protect us for another twelve-month.”
Like the same one you did that assured the election of John McCain?
“The power of the LORD stayed the Presidential usurper’s hands”
If the lord had such power as to prevent Obama from killing a goat, surly he’d have prevented him from winning the election?
your the biggest epic failure i have even seen mr goddard.
at least we atheists do not worship a stupid god that never existed where is the historic or scientific proof of your so called god’s existance?
and how come there has been no historical or scientific proof of this idiot jesus christ answer that nimrod.
why has’nt anybody found any remains of jesus christ?
cause jesus never existed
This site used to be almost believable, and thus amusing. It’s just plain stupid now. The joke is long over, so why not give this up and start something new. I don’t think that even really stupid people, and there are plenty of those about, would believe the nonsense that you write.
Um, Chris, look at *every single comment* above yours! They all fell for it, hook, line, and sinker.
“the Birth of Jesus was proven to happen to actually happen some time in late September and was only moved to Dec. 25th by the Catholic Church in accordance with the winter solstice.”
Actually it would have been somewhere in the spring. The Shepherds were tending to their flock at night. This has something to do with the birthing of the lambs that happens during spring. Still, it is not in december.
“and how come there has been no historical or scientific proof of this idiot jesus christ answer that nimrod.
why has’nt anybody found any remains of jesus christ?
cause jesus never existed”
there is ONE historical account of a reference to Jesus, but the truth factor relies in if the miracles were real. Also, what you say is retarded. The remains of Genghis(I am not sure on the spelling of this) Khan have never been found, yet he is still known to be a real person. But his remains have not been found, so this OBVIOUSLY means he never existed. *end sarcasm*
Now to the actual thing.
All people are born atheist, for they would have no way to be educated of the existence of a god before birth, so really you are saying that all babies born on that day are losers…
“According to our inside sources, the President would replace our sacred day with two new holidays, the Muslim month of “Ramadan” and an entirely new Voodoo festival which would involve ritually killing a goat.”
Who is your inside source?
Also, PETA would kill Obama if the goat one was true…
This is a joke, right?
From: Agnostic
To: Christian
Merry Christmas. May Christ’s love fill you with joy.
I don’t have to believe it, in order to wish you the best.
Just like 0bama doesn’t have to be a voodoo-practicing Muslim (er…huh?) for me to despise him.
I’m a strong atheist and not only do I have absolutely no problem with christians (or any other religion), I celebrate christmas.
I think you all need to realize that this whole website is just clever satire. I bet the person in charge is actually a left wing liberal poking fun at the insanity of a right wing christian fundie.
I hate Christmas because of what it has become – one long drawn out shriek of liberal loving, sex-obsessed perversion, where ancient heathen gods are worshipped in dark rituals from the unspeakable voids beyond time and decency.
Only last night I was at one such ceremony and was appalled at what I saw – drugs, sex and liberal propaganda pamphlets encouraging our CHILDREN to set up DEATH PANELS for each other while playing doctors and nurses.
I want to know when the madness will end. Thanks to your couragoueus blog for showing us the truth about JESUS.
I hate when atheists (idiots) talk about the particle accelerator at CERN as if it’s some kind of magic device that will prove their mad godless delusions.
Three things
1 – God hates you.
2 – God hates science.
3 – God hates the particle accelerator at CERN.
And do you know why?
Because Jesus (who was the son of God you know – duh) died for your sins on a cross.
All the CERN accelerator proves is that you hate yourselves too much to accept the holy love of Jesus Christ, drink his holy blood and eat his holy body.
Only by drinking his blood can you be saved from the fiery pit of eternal and nightmarish horror that awaits all who, in their arrogance, look to CERN when they should be looking to God. Satan has had since the beginning of time 6000 years ago to sharpen his knives.
Accept Jesus before it’s too late.
Jesus Saves.
CERN is an anagram of SATAN.
Stevie, if you believe old earth theories, your opinion on physics is void. How can the world be 6000 years old? There is physical evidence, not scripture that the earth is several billion years old. Therefore the bible isn’t always right.
What CERN are trying to discover and hopefully will, is the smaller states of matter below quarks and mesons and also how the matter in our current universe was formed. Scripture is not proof.
Athur eist – if you disbelieve the holy word of the Most High God, your opinion on reality is void. How can the world be ‘several billion years old’ when the bible clearly states that it took SEVEN days to make? Therefore physics isn’t always right.
What Christians are trying to discover and hopefully will is the pure state of salvation and one-ness with a loving God, as revealed through Jesus Christ his son. And who would you rather believe – a 1st century Jew who said he was the Son of GOD, or some ‘scientist’ with a ‘degree’ from a ‘university’, doing ‘research’ in a ‘white’ coat, who has foul sex with men while watching the Daily Show?
Science is not proof.
Stevie, if you take every fact from an old storybook that contradicts itself at every turn and is mostly made up, you need help. Badly. Plus, just because the bible says it’s written by god doesn’t mean it is written by god.
Oh and just so you know, if there WAS a plan to cancel Christmas, then actually you should accept it as your puritan ancestors had done in the past. That’s right. The pilgrims banned Christmas celebrations as it was deemed to sinful.
Chris, if you take every fact from an old SCIENTIST that contradicts itself at every turn and is mostly made up, you need SALVATION.
Just because a scientist says it, doesn’t mean it’s true. Scientists supported slavery back in the day, and after the negros became free, they changed their tune.
That’s why, every time I see a black scientist, I laugh my AMERICAN ass off.
Just kidding. I’ve never seen a black scientist.
If you don’t like to say happy holidays then how about happy shut the fuck up.
Okay Steve, tone it down a notch. The stress from all that rage will kill you.
And yes scientists can change their minds, AFTER their original theory is proven wrong.
I believe what some say, but not all of them. They all have their own theories, which by definition, is only considered true until there is evidence to prove them wrong.
And stop being a racist, no one likes a racist.
“Obama’s black-shirts”
ANARCHIST government goons? Really?
I continue to be amazed at how short-sighted, and blind these people are. You are beyond saving.
Stevie, if you had yourself infront of the evidence that the continents have moved and were once one, and the a piece of stone saying that the world is 5000 years old and how that is the word of a mysterious force who may or may not exist, which would you believe?
Also BTW the bible says the world took 6 days to make not 7
Well Athur Eist (stupid name by the way, what is it, French?), I would have to say that GOD is the only authority in my life, whether he carves his words on stone, inscribes them on parchment or daubs them on the wall of his prison cell in his own tears, blood, semen and faeces like in some film I saw once back in the day.
And as for the continents moving? Pah! Have you ever tried to push over a hedge? No? Try it one day. You will find you cannot.
And if you cannot move a hedge, how are you going to move a continent?
The truth is that the continents CANNOT move, as JESUS said – if you tell a mountain to move and you have enough faith, it will move. This clearly means that the upward limit for moving mass is that of a mountain.
As even the smallest continent (Australia) is twenty times the size of the biggest mountain (Everest)… well, you do the math.
You are of course correct – God created the world in 6 days, not seven. But on the seventh day he created REST, which is a thing. Therefore it took 7 in total.
And the world is 6000 years old, not 5000.
We’re not idiots.
JESUS.
1. Athur Eist is a fake name. A few of you might notice what happens if you remove the “ur” from athur. The reason I use a fake name is that I am a 15 year old British student with a large knowledge of physics, chemistry and mathematics. As a result, I don’t like to give away my mane on the Internet and as a result use witty fake names. Also, what’s wrong with the french? They can cook, make cheese, wine, have a beautiful country, are increasing usage of nuclear power and gave you yanks a landmark.
2. The continents do move due to the movement of underground masses of magma carry the continental plates about 12 cm a year. How else do you think earthquakes happen?
3. If I told you that your god told me that the bible had been manipulated by man and the universe is billions of years old.
4. Rest is a concept and therefore would not need creating as what else was your god doing before the universe was created? Also, it is widely accepted that the 7 stage creation thing is true as a metaphor for the stages of the universe changing and then not much happening for a long time.
Matter not scripture!
Why hasn’t Christmas been canceled yet?
The answer is simply that we aren’t jerks going around and ruining other people’s celebrations. We don’t go around yanking lollipops out of kids’ mouths because we believe they should take care of their teeth.
“Athur eist – if you disbelieve the holy word of the Most High God, your opinion on reality is void. How can the world be ’several billion years old’ when the bible clearly states that it took SEVEN days to make? Therefore physics isn’t always right.”
Stevie, Stevie, Stevie. This is the problem with religion, not just Christianity, but all of them. Say I were a devote Muslim, which I am not. Would that qualify me to say to you, who I am assuming to be a Christian, “If you disbelieve the holy word of Allah, the Highest God, you opinion no matter how much proof you have, must be wrong if Allah disagrees. If Allah says 2+2 is 5, and you disagree and say it’s 4. Allah is right. Period. End of discussion.” Also, the Bible has no proof or evidence. The scientific theories have been carved out of mountains of information over years in order to get them to where they are today. They might not be perfect, or even close to right, but at least they have something supporting their argument.
“Chris, if you take every fact from an old SCIENTIST that contradicts itself at every turn and is mostly made up, you need SALVATION.”
So if I were going a math test, and I first get an answer of say 10. When I finish and check my answer, I get 20 instead. I recheck to determine which is right and I get 30. I do a final check, making sure I do every single step exactly correct, and get a 10. I’ve just contradicted myself 4 times in a row, but in the end, I’ve made a conclusive answer of 10. Also, what is wrong with proving someone wrong? They might realize their error and correct it. But usually, they must be PROVEN wrong FIRST. You can’t go up to someone and say, “2+2 isn’t 4, it’s 5.” They won’t believe you.
“And as for the continents moving? Pah! Have you ever tried to push over a hedge? No? Try it one day. You will find you cannot. And if you cannot move a hedge, how are you going to move a continent?”
Comparing the movement of continents to us moving a hedge is completely wrong. First of all, WE aren’t doing any moving. Second of all, the forces that move the continents are exerted by a huge amount of matter. Therefore a better comparison of continental shift would be a human trying to move a large, heavy box. It might not be easy or quick, but it can be done slowly and surely. The entire crust’s shift can be imagined by 10000 men pushing 10000 of those boxes. It’s not quick nor easy, but it can and will be done.
Jesus was Jewish, and didn’t even CELEBRATE Christmas. Neither did his JEWISH disciples.
You call yourselves Christian? You just renamed the birth-date of Midas, a god of the last religion, and Saturnalia, AND the Winter Solstice.
Jesus was born in the summer.
Christmas is originally a pagan holiday. That xmas tree for instance..pagan too.