Archive for December, 2009
We won again, Christians 2009 – Atheists 0
Friends,
Once again we have fought and won the battle to keep Christ’s Holy name sacred on the day that he personally anointed as sacred to HIM. That’s 2009 victories in a row – you’d think that the atheists, heathens, commies, pagans, homos and drug-fiends would give up given their loosing streak, but no.
The vast left-wing conspiracy to end Christmas was fought more bitterly than any year I can ever remember, and believe it or not this year was a close call.
Our good friend Rep Henry Brown wrote:
“As a Christian, I feel it is also important that I have the right to celebrate Christmas and observe its significance as a national holiday and I strongly believe that wishing someone ‘merry Christmas’ should never be met with disapproval.”
And he’s right: I’ve lost count of the number of Christians who have been threatened Obama’s black-shirts simply for wishing a fellow patriot “Merry Christmas”.
This year Americans faced ever more oppressive secularism encroaching into our most holy festivity. Every time a store clerk wishes you “Happy Holidays” it’s another victory for the liberal “social inclusion” agenda which wants to make Homosexuality into the same thing as Heterosexuality. Anybody who says Holidays in Christmas wants to turn you gay.
We have inside information which proves beyond any doubt that President Obama was on the verge of issuing an executive order which would effectively cancel Christmas!
According to our inside sources, the President would replace our sacred day with two new holidays, the Muslim month of “Ramadan” and an entirely new Voodoo festival which would involve ritually killing a goat.
Thankfully, leading Republicans such as Sarah Palin, Bill O’Reilley and Shelley Goodman mobilized a prayer vigil which called upon Jesus to protect us for another twelve-month. The power of the LORD stayed the Presidential usurper’s hands which means that for one more year Christmas is safe for your kids.
Yours in Christ,
Jimmy Goddard
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Transvestite Elephants Will Destroy America!
The lie-beral homo before me was playing some “children’s” song about a transvestite elephant so is it wonder that some town in California appoint some slant-eyed homo as mayor? The answer is no!
God is Love!
BBN
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Tom Presper – Dot Connector
I met Tom Presper at a Alan Keyes rally at the local grocery store about a year ago and we talked a little about how Mother Theresa was prolly the KGB agent responsible for infecting our water supply with fluoride and chemicals of the homosexual agenda. He struck me as a man and a Christian with a pretty good head on his shoulders. He moved off for points west but now that God put him back in Sodomy Central, there weren’t no other choice but to have him on the Hour of Bein’ Good. Prolly one of the most information packed shows that y’all will ever listen to!
God is Love!
BBN
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