Let Jesus Give You A Facial!
While talking about Thanksgiving and World AIDS Day (homos playing baskeball??) I started thinking about how Pat Robertson looks so young and ain’t got many wrinkles. Then it hit me – y’all don’t need to spend a lot of money on creams and powders and surgery – ya just need to let Him into your heart and he’ll give you the facial ya always wanted!
God is Love!
BBN
Oh, yeah – I just got some new t-shirts made that’ll help ya when yer passing out Chick Tracts. They make great Christmas presents to! The front of it has my stern but loving face on it and the back says, “Let Jesus come not only into your heart, but all over you”. I think that just about everybody’s dream!
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So Jesus is gay?
good post. i would but that shirt if it didnt have that homo’s face on the front.
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Hi american friends !
My name is Marc and i am french, i’ve been following with passion the last U.S election and i’ve been really shoked by the victory of obama.
I do think that seeing a men surnamed “Barrack Hussein”, a bloddy muslim name at the whitehouse is pissing you off, and if his name is Obama, a Black Kenyan name from one of the most ancient tribe of africa is totally making you out of your control …
So, now that he wants to make a social cover for everybody … well, i think that you are finally shi…g in your pants, and i do really understand …
But look, we’ve got this over in france since 1950’s ( actually since the end of the war but it wasn’t so important ). And it works, because even if you don’t have any money on you, you will ben covered for any intervention, from the aids therapy to your glasses, government pays for everything because it’s a human life and we can’t let it die ( or at least god will be pretty upset … ) , then , our president is named “Sarkozy” .. yes, he si not french, he’s from Hungria, one of the most poor redneck and ex-communist country of the world … but he is pretty good … ( even if he looks and acts like a stressed kid everytime … ) and he is married to one of the hottest ex-supermodel/cougar of all time …
I think that after all this stuff your asshole should look like a extrawide gaping smoking crater in the middle of your butt, but come one, that’s not so bad, he’s maybe gonna clean all the crap your ex-president did. So stop saying stupid things and lies on tv, because you are going again to be shamefull in front of the international economical and cultural elite, your money system is prooved to be stupid, old and unproductive since this crisis where you’ve been the most affected country in the whole world …. just change, and maybe your country is more gonna look like a “safe” place …
oh by the way, we’ve heard in france that you say that they was “muslim riots” in our country .. damn.. stop listening to fox tv … there was riots in a suburbed of france named seine saint denis with stupid kids fighting the police with what they have : nothing, because guns are simply illegal in france, so they have burned cars in the streets … and you call that muslim riots ??? can you tell me where are the muslims in this ? most of the kids where black or arabic descendent from the old french colonies and sons of the french “domtom” people islands like guadeloupe, martinique or guyane …. they’re all atheists …, drinking alchool and eating bacon … religion in france is kind of .. nothing … we are a laic country where the religion is only private …
Please people, keep moving … keep growing, and keep being a light for humnity …
Thanks to your country
wait, i’m not letting ANYONE into me. No sirree. He ain’t getting none of this good stuff. XD
Hello everybody, I just happened to find your blog in internet, i m from madrid (spain), you know? Bullfights and paella…xd.
I find your post very interesting, i just added it to my favourites
My english is not very good though, srry
Fuck you!!! Fuck God!!!
the french are so stupid. This last french guy is a perfect example of a very poor attempt from a frenchman to learn a second language. english is my second language and im reading his post thinking “shit this guy is stupid”.
Why do you have to insult this frenchman? Is it bebause you don’t have enough brains to answer his points? Is it because you are so terribly dumb that when you recognise intelligence you get angry? English isnt also my first language I’m spanish, and so the fuck what? This french man speaks english better than most of the americans…
Commonist French Fuckers can Fuck off. We don’t let forners run our America. You guys do because your such fags that noone from your country can make a good president. Your all busy taking “Le Nap”.