Keep your neighborhood free of terrorist bombs with the Sniffex Plus only from STR
Friends,
Are there Muslim bomb factories in your neighbourhood? It’s a well known fact that since the Obama-Clinton administration opened the door to unchecked immigration your street may already be home to more than one terrorist family.
How can you protect your family and Church from unchecked Muslim aggression? Thankfully Jesus has brought-together ShelleyTheRepublican and SNIFFEX Corporation of America to bring the ultimate in counter-terrorist protection to American patriot households like yours. We at STR are delighted to announce that Shelley The Republican has secured the contracts to exclusively distribute this technological marvel in North America, it’s time for you to meet every terrorist’s worst nightmare:
THE SNIFFEX PLUS
How much are you prepared to spend to keep your friends and family safe from terrorist explosions? Conventional bomb detections solutions are non-portable. Sniffer dogs might be effective, but are expensive to keep in top shape and unsuited to urban environments. That’s why Sniffex Plus is the bomb-detector you can bet your life on:
The elegant, portable SNIFFEX PLUS combines the latest in technology with the ultimate in portability: How does it work? The answer, is SCIENCE:
The Sniffex Plus modulates a magnetic Field with specific form in its surrounding. The interaction between the dynamic magnetic Field modulated by SNIFFEX®PLUS, the vertical component of the earth magnetic field and the motion of the operator, holding the device, creates the necessary condition for the presence of a magnetic interference. If there is an object in the surrounding containing -NO2 or -NO3 compounds or hydrogen peroxide in its chemical structure, this interference can be measured with SNIFFEX®PLUS. The antenna reacts as a pointer to the object.
Security personnel the world-over are using SNIFFEX PLUS to keep their streets free of terrorists. In addition to detecting bombs, SNIFFEX can detect:
- Firearms
- Ammunition
- Land-mines
- Currency
- Contraband
- Stolen Ivory
- Drugs
- Moonshine
- Liberals
- Illegal Immigrants
- Crime
There’s almost no limit to SNIFFEX PLUS’s detection power – absolutely nothing escapes the all-seeing eye of magnetism!
The retail price of SNIFFEX PLUS is $60,000, however as an introductory offer we will be selling this amazing blessing for a mere $29999 – that’s under half price! If that weren’t enough for every SNIFFEX PLUS you buy, we will donate one to a charity such as the Minutemen. Your investment will help keep Ameirica’s borders free of illegal immigrant scum.
DONT DELAY, YOUR FAMILY MY BE MURDERED BY ISLAMIC TERRORISTS TOMORROW
SEND YOUR $29999 VIA PAYPAL TO shelley@shelleytherepublican.com NOW
AND REMEMBER
FREEDOM ISNT FREE!
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I don’t think so if you think i am gonna send you some money through paypal to you then you’ve got another thing coming i won’t support paranoid schizo republicans and christians such as you who knows what you do with that money chances are you’d probably spend it for yourselves.
i don’t trust on what you will do with that money you stupid idiot.
Ah yes we have heard of the THE SNIFFEX PLUS but weren’t sure when it was coming out. We of God’s Only Inerrant Party and The Online Discernmentalist Mafia will be sure to add THE SNIFFEX PLUS to our wishlist
(http://donjobson.wordpress.com/2009/11/18/top-10-discernmentalist-wishlist-items-10-6/). We are glad that you are one of us—born Republican,saved and Elect of God (http://donjobson.wordpress.com/2009/11/24/introducing-the-new-special-forces-of-gods-only-inerrant-party/) and not an unsaved unregenerate reprobated liebral like Rofl above me.
Hi Shelly The Republican. I have sent my order in, as well as the money via paypal. Can you please confirm that you have received it?
you know, everyone thinks its a joke but is it? let me ask you this…
muhammed called on his followers to kill those that would not convert to islam, its in the koran. a muslims law is Shariah and his allegiance is to Mecca , which he will pray to five times a day. according to islamic faith no other religion is accepted by his Allah other than Islam.
if members of Islam are forbidden to make friends with Christians or Jews, how can they ever respect them?
i have met many muslims. the only ones that i would trust are the ones that basically dont follow their faith at all. that is to say, if they wont drink a beer, look out for the blade in your side. honestly i feel the same about anyone that is a fanatic concerning faith.
Your photoshop is weak STR. Go take a graphics class or something, I’ve got guildmates who could do a better job. XD
so let me get this straight, an antenna that uses a magnetic field to find ammunition, firearms, and landmines can be used to find illegal immigrants and liberals? LMFAO! with your liberals and illegal immigrants on that list you lost all of your credibility! btw, like Aihwa said, that is a terrible photoshop, the antenna looks copy-pasted.
BTW, i hope you actually are selling these Shittex things, cause if your not and people are sending you money to buy a product, im fairly certain thats illegal.
I laugh at your failure STR~
Security personnel the world-over are using SNIFFEX PLUS to keep their streets free of terrorists. In addition to detecting bombs, SNIFFEX can detect:
Firearms
Ammunition
Land-mines
Currency
Contraband
Stolen Ivory
Drugs
Moonshine
Liberals
Illegal Immigrants
Crime
And the best thing about this amazing tool is, That if a no good conservative, Racist, Antichristian, Nazi redneck, like the STR. people are using it, it will immediately explode in his hand.
/True Christian
“you know, everyone thinks its a joke but is it? let me ask you this…
muhammed called on his followers to kill those that would not convert to islam, its in the koran. a muslims law is Shariah and his allegiance is to Mecca , which he will pray to five times a day. according to islamic faith no other religion is accepted by his Allah other than Islam.
if members of Islam are forbidden to make friends with Christians or Jews, how can they ever respect them?
i have met many muslims. the only ones that i would trust are the ones that basically dont follow their faith at all. that is to say, if they wont drink a beer, look out for the blade in your side. honestly i feel the same about anyone that is a fanatic concerning faith.”
First of all, its not spelled koran
Second of all, Muhhamed NEVER said that. Actually, he said that. He actually Liked christans and jews. Also, his religion he even says is BASED OFF OF THE CHRISTAN RELIGION.
Third of all, The Jewish, Christans, and Zoroastrians were religions that were also said to be accepted because they were all worshiping the same god under different names is what Muhhamed said. The Jews Christans and Zoroastrians were allowed to keep their religion under old islamic law.
So you are ALL wrong there. You are being corrected by a 9th grader. One who actually uses his brain!
Plus, I thought STR was against science. Also, sniffex recently had a small workers strike because they outsourced many jobs to Kuwait and Saudi Arabi. =| so supporting them is supporting these apparently evil Arabs, although most of them are nice people.
Dear shelly, when you are raptured, can i have your car. Unless you are going 75 mph of course and your suddenly driverless car plows into some other christian superstition based morons ………then I won’t be wanting it.
@Reasonable Person.
You are absolutely right. Just like Christianity is supposed to be a peacefull religion, so is Islam. It is fundamentalists like the STR and Al Qaeda people who are so misguided in their views, that they turn both religions into something bad… Conservative Republicans are just the “Christian” version of Islamic Terrorists, and have absolutely no idea of the true meaning of their religions.
/True Christian
I’d like to have a few of these around my house for when Katie Couric starts planting IEDs in my neighborhood, but I’m a little troubled that you fell for the explanation of “science.” “Science” is just a catch-all term for the dogma underpinning the radical homosexual agenda. Are you sure there aren’t a couple of angels tied up with invisible leashes that make this baby so effective?
Fuck you!! Fuck God!
Wow, this is just beyond hilarious. Why must you insist on advertising majorly overpriced products that use fake science? And by the way, science is real. God invented science to run things when he isn’t around. So when you mock science, you mock god. Luckily, he’s all loving including towards other religions and sexualities, so he might forgive you for this. I doubt he’ll forgive you for some other lies and hate propaganda though.
It can only sense explosives but whatever you fucking lunatic.
@ reasonable person and True Christian…best i can tell you.. you better stay in school 9th grader and actually start studying. and true christian, i can se why you are a follower of christianity…
i dont have time to teach you much but ill give you a start as a person thats actually read the Koran… which is spelled koran or quran in english, but i like koran because its more like the russian spelling., the following i have written directly from the koran and rovided you with chapter and verse if yo ucare to read it from the book for yourself:
muhammed said, “Jews and Christians claim, ‘We are the loved children of God.’ Say this to them, ‘Why then does God punish you for your sins?” (Surah 5:18)
“Muslims, take not Jews nor Christians as your friends.” (Surah 5:51)
“Make war on the non believers until their idolatry ceases and Sharia law shall rule the land.” (Surah 8:36-)
even more the KORAN refutes jesus as the son of God and speaks against followers that say he is the son of God.
you should educate yourself better if you are going to try to make a statement worth reading. and you true christian shouldnt be so fast to follow 9th graders into the pit of doom just becaue they tell you theres candy there. thats beyond stupid.
Firearms
Ammunition
Land-mines
Currency
Contraband
Stolen Ivory
Drugs
Moonshine
Liberals
Illegal Immigrants
Crime
How can a magnetic field do all of that?
I would be blocked by Iron, steel, nickel and cobalt but none of those will have an effect
umm…..
it is true that they do not believe jesus is the son of god.
hmm…”Muhammed” is not spelled like that first of all, its Mohammad or Muhammad.
Second of all, :O at least I made it past the 8th grade unlike the runner of the site and most of its readers who actually take it as serious fact
Thirdly, I am pretty sure the Quran does not say that Jews and Christians should not be friends. Plus, I left out one detail because I suspected that you would make fake quotes. :) if that quote were true, then why would it only mention Jews and Christians? The Zoroastrians were the other monotheistic religion around in that area at that time, and they were protected people. So next time YOU sir and or madam do your studying instead of hiding behind quotes that probably are not real.
Also, I love how SCIENCE stopped you in your tracks. You have no response to Arthur Eist’s response.
“Make war on the non believers until their idolatry ceases and Sharia law shall rule the land.” (Surah 8:36-)
By the way, how would this work out if the Muslim leader of Jerusalem allowed Christians in? Saladin allowed Christians into Jerusalem! How does this work when they are supposed to be killing them according to your “quote” from the Quran?
Plus,relating to that subject, you make Muslims look soooo evil from this. But how much more evil are they from the crusaders who killed innocents, or STR who directly lies to its followers while trying to get money?
@ reasonable person…. making the statements you are maybe should be careful. your not doing much for the american educational institutions.. you accuse me of making false quotes when you have never even read the koran. and as for my spelling I could care less, english isnt my first language, and I seriously doubt you would know more than 3 words in any other language. youre education is so good you cant even search the quotes i gave when they are available online??!!! ;-) please!! and so you know……. there are several spellings that are ok for muhammed as well as koran.
let me provide you with a little bit of education. go to http://www.google.com and then in the search bar type in Surah 8:36 or any other quotes i gave you. then hit search. in case you didnt know which im sure ‘YOU DID’ because you seem to know everything else that you have never even read..the Surah is one of the chapters of the koran, not another book.
as for Arthur Eist’s comments i never denied he was right so why would you assume i didnt agree? are you sure that you graduated the 8th grade?
im curious as to why so many of you guys think this article is serious. its an obvious joke. maybe the STR crew really believes some of the ideas behind the jokes, but there isnt even a link to buy the SNIFFEX item they are saying they have. its kinda more than obvious, i just cant see why so many people are taking it as real.
Because Americans are pretty stupid as a whole. Trust me, just go stroll through a few parking lots. >.<
i want to buy one.. is there an address or link to send the cash to?
Sniffex has been debunked. Just like the perpetual energy generators you advertised earlier, It. Does. Not. Work. Anyone who pays for this will not get their money’s worth.
Forgot to add. And the U.S military bought 8 for only $50,000, which means yours is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too over priced.
Oh yeah and the original company that produced it has been proven as fraud.
It’s thanks to AMERICA that we finally have a tool with which to fight the godless hordes of stinking, gibbering, rapist aliens who want to destroy God’s plan for our fallen world.
Only AMERICA would have the brilliance to come up with a device like this. In fact, I sense the hand of JESUS. I believe HE invented this sniffex device to allow us to finally start our WAR AGAINST SIN.
May the righteous fire of GOD reign down on all sinners, like in Ezekiel 25:17.
I have taken all my savings and sent them to you. I have just enough for two of these things – I had to save enough money to buy AMMUNITION.
Its going to be a warm day in Arkansas if some liberal sin-lover gets sniffed out by my sin-sniffer.
12-gauge warm.
JESUS.
The Sniffex device must not be confused with SniffEx, a prize-winning sensor developed at Oak Ridge National Laboratories (ORNL). That sensor was originally called “Sniffex” until Homeland Safety International enforced its trademark and asked ORNL to stop using the name.
In July 2008 the Securities and Exchange Commission filed lawsuits against six company officers for driving “the share price from 80 cents to about $6 by issuing 33 news releases that contained mostly false information about the product and the company’s financial situation to earn a combined $32 million in illegal profits.” In mid-July one suit was settled. In addition, the SEC charged Homeland Safety International, promoters of Sniffex, “of being little more than the front for a $32 million stock fraud scheme that enriched insiders at the expense of unsuspecting investors”. The SEC complaint said the company “installed a figurehead CEO, named Paul B. Johnson, to hide the involvement of two Bulgarian residents who actually controlled the company” and “then issued a series of what the SEC alleges were false press releases.” One of the press releases included a claim of “‘impressive’” results from tests conducted by the New Mexico Institute of Mining and Technology. In reality, the tests were conducted by Johnson himself and the results were inconclusive”. While the stocks rose the insiders sold, and the stock was trading at one tenth of a penny as of July 17, 2008. In July Mark B. Lindberg settled with SEC and a week later pled guilty to wire fraud.
The sniffex wasn’t even made in America. The original company was in like Romania or something.
hahahaha, this is hilarious!!
chritian
republican
white
fucking
trash
you deserve to fucking die!!
Barack Obama (black) has let terrorists (muslims) into our country…us whites need to protect ourselves…sniffex plus…im a fucking dick!