James Pouillon – Pro-Life Supporter Gunned Down in Broad Daylight By Crazed Liberals
Hello America, you may have heard about the recent murder on September 14th of American Patriot and STR fund raiser James Pouillon. Jamesy (as we liked to call him around the office here) was handing-out pro-life literature in front of Owosso High School in Michigan when at 7:20am shots rang out and Jamesy was struck dead, a victim of the Obamaunist agenda in a revenge killing for George Tiller. Caught red-handed by police at the scene of the crime was Harlan Drake, a thirty-three-year-old long-time union organizer and ‘equal opportunity’ thug and America-hater. Predictably DemocracyNow! postured that “President Obama and several pro-choice groups condemned the killing.”
Christians Brutally Murdered: In an America turned upside-down by the sick liberal morality of the new Obongo Prezidentzy, this is what happens to Christians and lovers of freedom and democracy: they wind up brutally murdered, and the crime turned into a cover-up to hide the true Obamunist Democratic Party killers.
Since the crime happened at Michigan’s Owosso High School I made it my duty to drive up there in the new fuel-efficient H2 after dropping-off the kids at home-school. I had barely made it to within 4 blocks of the school when a large roadblock plastered with Obama leaflets and Michael Moore photos stopped me, it was manned by heavily-armed goons wearing “Meat Is Murder” and “We Are Change” t-shirts who waved me over to the side of the road. One blonde-haired thug with dreadlocks said to me: “Hey Christian Republican scumbag, what do you think you’re doing here?” That’s when I lost my cool: noone makes fun of America while ol’ Chucks around and hopping out of the hummer I started kicking the crap out of the liberal thugs, the adrenaline taking over me just like back home in Arkansas beating-up the niggers trying to access the voting booths during the last federal election. In the end the homos were too many for me, they punched me repeatedly in the face using the old cop trick of pressing my KJV bible beside my head to hide the punch-marks, all the while laughing and mocking my belief in Jesus and America. Then they forcibly gave me copies of Alex Jones latest film “Fall of the Republic” and a Berky water filter and told me that over 90% of the world’s population would be retroactively aborted and the land and possessions redistributed to card-carrying Democratic Party global elites. They also told me that everyone would pay a massive carbon tax that goes directly to the muslim-backed New World Order global government being setup. After that they tied me up and gave me a cup of warm flouridated tap-water and meatless vegan chilli to eat: that right there is when I knew they planned on killing me. When I told them there was no way they’d get away with this they replied in unison: “Yes We Can”
DaPrez Obongo’s Brownshirts: Pro-Life groups state that there is a massive increase in threats of violence against them since Obongo came to power. Between that and children being legally forced to learn about homosexual deviance in school it’s clear the attack against Christian American values has not only started, it’s only going to get worse.
While I refuse to admit to the sick liberal acts they forced me to perform in order to obtain my freedom, let’s just say that in the end I managed to get away in time to warn Christian’s everywhere of the threat facing us all. Everyone who reads STR needs to know the truth: Obama’s vegan death-squads operating out of the FEMA prison complex are looking to rape and kill Christians and Republicans and anyone else who dares challenge the fat-cat Democrats running America. This is all being done as revenge-killing for George Tiller who was accidentally shot by a pro-Life supporter recently. There is quite a few more facts I now have and will gladly pass on this information, but out of fear for my life and my family I am staying low and away from Arkansas so you should mail me at my attended mailbox: Chuck Roast, P.O. Box #4, Elohim City, OK 74965, United States of America.
Always Right,
Charles Roast
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this man was a STR fund raiser? then good riddence to the son of a bitch he got what he deserved.
You do just realize you have admitted to a hate crime. Right after the new hate crime bill…
That’s terrible of you to say that! The only real victims are always white Christian Republicans!
Always Right
Sure they are Charles. Just keep telling yourself that…
Alex Jones may be a fearmonger,disinfo agent and “Patriot for Profit”,but he isn’t a water carrier for the Obama regime! “Fall of the Republic” criticizes Obama and globalism! WE ARE CHANGE is a non-partisan group of 9/11 truthers who boot out name callers and troublemakers! Alex Jones would be labeled a “Right-wing paranoid conspiracy nut” by most Obama supporters! In other words,you made the whole confrontation up,Chuck(pun intended)!
I truly hope this is a joke hahaha
God won Smelley this son of the bicht is rosting in hell now.
The readers of STR. You do know this site is political satire right? For you who actually belivie this is real can read this article about “Billy Bob Neck” or Paul Day, that’s his real name and he is a comedian and a liberal :)
http://www.wickedlocal.com/watertown/fun/x249520208
We are Democrats of the Democratic Party, and we are joining together in seeking reform within the Democratic Party.
Many of our elected representatives within the Democratic Party are no longer following in the time-honored footsteps laid down by the founding fathers of our great Nation. More importantly, we as democrats see our elected representatives within the Democratic Party abandoning the values and principles as set forth within the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of the United States.
Nonetheless, this is only the beginning of our problems as Democrats. The current Democratic Party leadership is tainted by corruption, and the liberals among us are supporting Socialists with their agendas based on implementing Fascist, Marxist and Communist political doctrines within our own government. These Socialists are clearly a threat to everything we hold sacred in America, and they are gaining evermore control over our Democratic Party, our Nation, and the American people.
Despite this, we as Democrats can restore control of the Democratic Party back to the party members. All we need to do is cut off donations to the local, state, and national headquarters of the Democratic Party, and to make sure the donations are made directly to patriotic and honorable Democratic Party candidates that are not corrupt or Socialists.
So please help spread the message to everyone of our fellow Democrats. Also, don’t forget to contact and request the Unions and other outside contributors to follow our lead as patriotic Americans.
Thank you, and God Bless America
Web site: http://www.democraticreformparty.com
http://shelleytherepublican.com/2009/06/08/a-statement-from-the-board-on-the-actions-of-misguided-hero-scott-roeder.aspx
This doesn’t make out Tillers death to seem, “accidental”
umm guys that story was made up
most of this site is made up in fact….
so dont take it too seriously….
most of this site is made up in fact….
Next you’ll say the bible is made up! That’s just sick… sick!
Always Right
You changed my comment bastards :) I wrote the comment about the article about “Billy Bob Neck” but it says it was someone named Eric Pearson.
Oh nevermind my last comment, you didn’t changed the name in my comment :)
Charles, according to the bible, the earth is flat.
Ofcourse the Bible isn´t made up Charles. The problem is, that you and the rest of the STR clones don´t understand it.
/True Christian
http://shelleytherepublican.com/2009/06/08/a-statement-from-the-board-on-the-actions-of-misguided-hero-scott-roeder.aspx
This doesn’t make out Tillers death to seem, “accidental”
You can cherry-pick frivolous minor things all day long it doesn’t matter. The fact you chose to quote the entire article verbatim, that doesn’t matter either! At STR we know which side God’s on!
Always Right
Not your obviously…
i think you suckas don’t understand. It ain;t life its choice. You got no lifef messing with woman’s lives.
yeah..
these thugs made you seem like some sort of hero…
called you christian republican scum…
and beat you up…
and wore meat is murder shirts…
and were handing out obama leaflets..
and were armed…
is that not rather too perfectly coincided with your steriotypes of athiests?
it is rather fanciful….
and have you noticed that most of the stories are like this?
and how did they know you were a christian republican?
did i miss something?
Wow, you are clearly not at all biased.
Fuck off and die, bitch.
Oh darn you ALMOST had it right. Obama can’t be a fascist AND a Communist, those are on opposite sides of the political spectrum. Fascism is what happens when you let right winger go to the extreme, and Communism for left wingers. Replace Hitler with Stalin to get it politically correct, cause in political terms, Republicans like you and your precious Glenn Beck are closer to Hitler than Obama.
Oh, I love that. Compare Glenn Beck with Hitler. That’s great.
In case you can’t tell, I’m being sarcastic.
Glenn Beck is a media personality. When Hitler was alive, there was no media, which was invented by lie-beral conspirators in 1964, a full ten years after Hitler’s death.
Hitler killed the Jews, we know that – but what we don’t know is that he was a passionate supporter of universal healthcare, as well as making peace with Tehran (to get the oil needed to power his Panzer battalions).
Sound familiar?
And here’s another thing – Hitler’s father Aloisius was BLACK. That’s right. That’s why Hitler was so racist – he hated himself for being BLACK.
Sound familiar now?
No?
How about this final proof:
Adolph Parousia Hitler is an anagram of Hold Parrot Trials – a clear reference to Obama’s attempts to take control of the public discourse by using talking points in his public ‘debates’.
Who’s Hitler now?
JESUS SAVES.
Oh, I love that. Compare Glenn Beck with Hitler. That’s great.
In case you can’t tell, I’m being sarcastic.
Glenn Beck is a media personality. When Hitler was alive, there was no media, which was invented by lie-beral conspirators in 1964, a full ten years after Hitler’s death.
Hitler killed the Jews, we know that – but what we don’t know is that he was a passionate supporter of universal healthcare, as well as making peace with Tehran (to get the oil needed to power his Panzer battalions).
Sound familiar?
And here’s another thing – Hitler’s father Aloisius was BLACK. That’s right. That’s why Hitler was so racist – he hated himself for being BLACK.
Sound familiar now?
No?
Ap Parousia Hitler
How about this final proof:
Adolph Parousia Hitler is an anagram of Hold Parrot Trials – a clear reference to Obama’s attempts to take control of the public discourse by using talking points in his public ‘debates’.
Who’s Hitler now?
JESUS SAVES.
I didn’t compare him to Hitler. If you read carefully, you would have noticed I said, Republicans LIKE Glenn Beck have close political similarities than Obama. As I said.
Right Wing Extremism you get Facism. In theory that system works, but the human factor always messes it up.
Left Wing Extremism you get Communism. Obama is closer to these political views and far AWAY from Hitler. Though now that I think of it, he’s closer to Lenin than Stalin. Stalin was kinda like a Facist in a Communist country.
Obama’s Health Care Bill reflects the socialist-esque system being used in Europe right now, yes Hitler supported health care. If he didn’t I doubt he would have been very popular in Germany.
And I did not bring race into this. You did. if you can’t get past skin color, than your rebuttal loses a lot of credibility.
Besides I was talking about the poster. On this site you have called him a fascist AND a communist. That is impossible. He can’t be both, just decide on one, and I feel you should use a Communist figure like Lenin or Mao Tse-Tung.
I can belive what you say in here… this blog is pure shit… I´m from another country and I barely understand you lenguaje, but i can understand the shit that you are traing to make us belive…
Anything of that is true… You are just a bunch of close-minded people that lives in is oun world…
That story is so forced that cost read it…
Jeb, grow a brain.
Of course there was media in the 1930’s/40’s. What else was the newspaper, the radio, the television? Also you said Hitler died in 1944 when he obviously died in 1945.
As a student at this high school I can not beleive that ANYONE would think it was funny to make a joke out of what happened. Parts that do sound like they could be real are not even true. Drake went on to shoot and kill a local business owner after he shoot Pouillon and the police found him at his home.
As a student at this high school, I think it is sick that ANYONE would think it is funny to make things up about something like this. Even parts that sound like they are not made up, like finding Drake at the scene, are not true. After shooting Pouillon, Drake proceeded to shoot and kill Mike Fuoss, a local business owner, before police caught up with him at his home. He had also intended on killing another man but was caught before he could carry out the murder.