H1N1 Vaccine – Hurry-Up And Get Vaccinated It’s Good For You
Friends there’s been a real campaign of misinformation about the incredible benefits of vaccination. For whatever reason the public seems to think that the excellent products made by GlaxoSmithKline and others are somehow unsafe. Opinion polls now show that over 60% of the US population is suspicious of the health benefits of vaccination. Well at STR we’re here to tell you one thing: shut-up and stop being such a bunch of stupid cry-babies, get your vaccination it’s good for you and you’ll feel better too!
Liberal Media Lies: This blatant attempt at fear-mongering shows the crazy extremes people will go to simply because they’re afraid of a little needle. Stop being such wimps!
The reality is vaccines are perfectly safe and never cause any problems. While they have some ingredients that might seem unhealthy in reality people take them all the time, just look at this formula:
GlaxoSmithKline Pandemrix Adjuvanted
H1N1 Influenza Vaccine Ingredients:
Octoxynol 10: Immunotoxin, destroys cell walls
Polysorbate 80: Sterilie Agent that causes infertility in mammals, also used in production of commercial ice cream
Potassium Chloride: Neurotoxin used in fertilizer and petroleoum operations and as a fire extinguisher
Sodium Deoxycholate: Immunotoxin and toxic acid
Squalene: Neurotoxin connected with Gulf War Syndrome
Thimerosal: Neurotoxin and approximately 49% mercury by weight
These are legal and friendly ingredients, all have been proven safe and effective for human consumption. Admittedly mercury might have certain questions about it but remember: it’s only 49% mercury by weight of thimerosal, which leaves 51% safe and friendly for use by yourself, your children and even pets and the elderly.
Stop Whining and Get Vaccinated: While this video attempts to mock the need to get vaccinated, it only proves more than ever how critical it is people just shut-up and stop being such whiners and get their shots.
As Christian Republicans we’ve never been ones to shy away from doing what’s right. That’s why everyone needs to go down to their local health center and get their H1N1 flu vaccination right away. This especially applies to pregnant women and small babies and children. The media in Soviet Canuckistan are doing the right thing, for example “Single dose of H1N1 vaccine enough for kids: WHO” from CTV is helping spread the message that it’s not just a single dosage you need, your youngest children might need 3 or 5 or 10 or more flu shots it’s fine. The message seems to be working: “In Toronto, for example, the lineup for one clinic at Metro Hall began before 6 a.m. — four hours before the clinic was scheduled to open” according to the article. At least some people are smart enough to do as they’re told. America it’s time for you to do the right thing, by having your children and pregnant mothers and the elderly and everyone else properly vaccinated to ensure a safer and better tomorrow. With a little work we can pull together to make this happen!
Always Right,
Charles Roast
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For once I agree and have rushed out to get my shot…!
It’s just a bunch of scaremongering, the shot can go to hell as far as I’m concerned, along with this blog
That’s right take your cursed shot, and come to me my children
sorry but i’m getting it i don’t trust it and will not get until i hear how really safe it is for now i don’t trust it and very skiddish about it.
you maybe getting your shot but not me i just don’t trust it at all.
i meant i’m not getting it sorry for the typo.
and i am not afraid of needles on the account i’m a diabetic and i have to give myself insulin injections every damn day.
i’m still not gonna get it and how do we us americans know just how safe it really is anyways?
http://www.factcheck.org
The editor’s strike!
Free speech? whatever.
So you all want safe? Listen up!
LIFE isn’t safe!
You want safe, the only safe course of action is to commit suicide NOW and get into the arms of Jesus.
Otherwise, enjoy life with all its risks.
im a little confused… is this a parody saying in fact you shouldnt get vaccinated? so a parody of a parody?!
“So you all want safe? Listen up!
LIFE isn’t safe!
You want safe, the only safe course of action is to commit suicide NOW and get into the arms of Jesus.
Otherwise, enjoy life with all its risks.”
Become An Hero!
Imagine, with John Lennon a world with no religion. Imagine no suicide bombers, no 9/11, no 7/7, no crusades, no witch-hunts, no gunpowder plot, no Indian partition, no israeli/palestinian wars, no serb/croat/muslim massacres, no persecution of jews as “Christ killers” , no Northen Ireland “troubles”, no “honour killings”, no shiny-suited bouffant haired televangelists fleecing gullible people of their money (”god wants you to give till it hurts”). Imagine no taliban blowing up statues, no public be-headings of blasphemers, no flogging of female skin for showing an inch of it.
Routine Infant Circumcision is not practiced in most medically advanced nations. Unlike american parents, few parents worldwide are actually faced with this choice. Their babies are automatically brought home intact. 82% of the world’s living men are intact.
Few people are aware of the fact that circumcision was introduced to our culture in an attempt to eliminate masturbation.
Circumcision reduces pleasure during ejaculation. Some men are even unable to masturbate without the use of lube. When the PENIS is in constant contact with clothing and other environments, it becomes callused.
The loss of sexual sensation may be part of the reason so many American men in their 40s (40 per cent of them) have experiences of impotence. U.S. impotence rates for all ages are well above those in other countries.
You guys are pathetic. I’m off to go have gay anal sex and wipe up the sex wee with the old testament.
God’s word is no parody kid, now shut-up and take your vaccination!
Always Right
I still haven’t forgiven you for the blatant censorship of my post Charles.
And vaccines carry demons, Shelly said so.
“There are other possible causes: Vaccination has been linked by homosexuality. If you vaccinated your kids then there’s a very good chance that you might have turned them into gays. This is because every single bottle of vaccine ever made contains a single tiny demon ready to be injected into your kids.”
http://shelleytherepublican.com/2009/07/06/i-think-my-son-is-a-homo-what-should-i-do.aspx
You can say a lot of things on this website but accusing STR of censorship is completely preposterous and out of line. STR is like Glen Beck or FOX News or Rush Limbaugh we refuse to sugar-coat the truth and give people the cold hard facts, and if that means having to follow our strict ‘no censorship’ policy well so be it. It’s the price we pay as Americans for being free!
Little Jimmy’s article is bang-on correct: gay demons in traditional vaccines are a long-time well-documented problem. But for every rule there is the exception that proves it: just as most technology is bad, some technologies like dropping the atomic bomb or the dirty yellow Japs, or using unmanned predator drones to kill muslim weddings in the swat valley of Pakistan, or coming up with bioengineered infertilifty drugs that were then given to blacks in South Africa, have all proven to be beneficial. Conversely while traditional vaccines are products of the gay agenda, the recent H1N1 flu vaccine has so many good things in it like large quantities of mercury, squalene and thimerosal that people simply can’t afford not to take it!
Always Right
Cant take your little world coming apart can you?
So these are the vaccine ingredients. “H1N1 Influenza Vaccine Ingredients:
Octoxynol 10: Immunotoxin, destroys cell walls
Polysorbate 80: Sterilie Agent that causes infertility in mammals, also used in production of commercial ice cream
Potassium Chloride: Neurotoxin used in fertilizer and petroleoum operations and as a fire extinguisher
Sodium Deoxycholate: Immunotoxin and toxic acid
Squalene: Neurotoxin connected with Gulf War Syndrome
Thimerosal: Neurotoxin and approximately 49% mercury by weight”
You do know most of this stuff will without a doubt KILL you right? Especially mixed. Take one shot of this crap and you’ll be dead within 30 seconds. I’m pretty sure this is not the real vaccine. Although I do encourage vaccination, I wouldn’t inject my self with 5 different toxins AT ONCE unless I wanted to kill myself very quickly.
Chris, that’s the point. Its trying to be funny. “Take this cyanide! Its good for you!”
(in reality, their mocking republicans, but its still entertaining to flame them)
@Aihwa
Mabye it is trying to be funny, maybe it isn’t. But if this is satire, I think it should say so somewhere on the website. Maybe it is satire, maybe it isn’t. I’d still like to educate these guys just in case it isn’t satire.
She is correct. You did say that vaccinations make people gay. You want people to get vaccinations. You want more gays. So this means STR is planning on making a gay army for an orgy battle to help our kenyan jew hitler barrack hussein hobama. Or at least thats what I am interpreting
Thanks alot STR you probably prevented millions of people from having vaccinations
total reverse phsycoligy
even now I
-though I know vaccinations are the right thing-am beginning to wonder whats wrong with it
but H1N1 isn’t that fatal so you havent caused the mass distruction you were intending to
:):):);)
H1N1 Influenza Vaccine Ingredients:
Octoxynol 10: Immunotoxin, destroys cell walls
Why would you need to destroy cell walls?
Polysorbate 80: Sterilie Agent that causes infertility in mammals, also used in production of commercial ice cream
Ice cream can make you infertile?
Potassium Chloride: Neurotoxin used in fertilizer and petroleoum operations and as a fire extinguisher
So the flu shot has neurotoxins….wonderful…
Sodium Deoxycholate: Immunotoxin and toxic acid
Toxic Acid usually is a big red light
Squalene: Neurotoxin connected with Gulf War Syndrome
Once again….neurotoxin……
Thimerosal: Neurotoxin and approximately 49% mercury by weight
Neurotoxin+POISONOUS mercury? where do you get your facts?
You might wanana actually READ the ingredient list before posting it, cause it kinda contradicts what your saying.
If all that is true, then that vaccine should make you experience a psychotic episode before having a seizure and dying.
My brother got infected with H1N1 or Swine Flu in Mexico. He got a mild fever and luckily he did not die.
during the height of the H1N1 or Swine Flu epidemic, i was very afraid to get infected with this disease and i wore face mask whenever i got into heavily populated areas.
A friend of mine had the vaccine because, being HIV+, he felt it was better to be safe than sorry. I was concerned at the severity and length of his reactions to it, so researched what I could on the internet, from David Icke at one end of the spectrum to the American pharmaceutical industry at the other.
I then wrote to my doctor for his opinion [having noted he had recently taken a long time off sick, very unusual for him].
He told me that he had the vaccine because he felt it would be unethical to prescribe it to his patients without first undergoing it himself, and that he is now not recommending it to any patients. He agrees there is a mortality risk with all strains of influenza, but that there is no evidence that swine flu is much better or worse than any other kind.
I don’t think it is unreasonable to question the motives of the pharmaceutical industry, especially in such a money-driven society as the USA, and I have asked my MP to write to the Dept of Health in the UK and ask exactly why so much pressure was put on people – especially health care workers and those working with children – to have a vaccination which, it appears, had been made available without proper testing.
It’s ok if your afraid of needles, article writer.
Thanks for spreading the good word about the benefits of vaccination. But your example of “Liberal Media Lies” shows a screen shot from Fox Noise, sorry, Fox News. Fox spreads propaganda but it’s definitely not of the liberal type.
FOr anyone who wnat to delve into the general topic of health misinformation, I highly recommend the QuackWatch website.
Peace and Good Health
infertility is not really a big problem because of advances in health and medicine. -:`
infertility could be a thing of the past with our modern day stem cell technology–`
well, i would say that infertility can be a thing of the past because of modern advancements in medicine `~,
First of all: The media have twisted the facts. The only deaths from H1N1 were from people who already had conditions, the first person to die had dyslexia, was confined to a wheelchair and was HIV+. Also, all people who have died so far did NOT have the vaccine.
2: Boosting everyone elses argument:
Destroys Cell walls: That is more of a virus trait than a medicene trait. Or it is a very retarded idea for an anti-body.
Toxic Acid? Well, glug glug everyone, your throat should be burning right about….. Now!! And if you had it injected… Now your fingers should have turned green! Or if you had it in the butt… Now your penis goes green!
I find some peoples blind beleif and purity trough stupidety entertaining. the vaccine harmed more people then the virus itself, and you who took the shot did it for a virus less harmfull then the average influenza virus, good job!
“As Christian Republicans we’ve never been ones to shy away from doing what’s right.”
My irony meter is now broken. Christian Republicans are one of the greatest problems in the world today.