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While talking about Thanksgiving and World AIDS Day (homos playing baskeball??) I started thinking about how Pat Robertson looks so young and ain’t got many wrinkles.  Then it hit me – y’all don’t need to spend a lot of money on creams and powders and surgery – ya just need to let Him into your heart and he’ll give you the facial ya always wanted!

God is Love!
BBN

Oh, yeah – I just got some new t-shirts made that’ll help ya when yer passing out Chick Tracts.  They make great Christmas presents to! The front of it has my stern but loving face on it and the back says, “Let Jesus come not only into your heart, but all over you”. I think that just about everybody’s dream!

Friends,

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AND REMEMBER

FREEDOM ISNT FREE!

Hello America, if you’ve been reading the news you’ve doubtless heard about the terrorist attack that was thwarted recently in Miami by Hero Jasen D. Bruce. Mr. Bruce, a Marine reservist who works in a pharmacy, was violently confronted by a terrorist as he was washing his car, forcing Mr. Bruce to defend himself from the terrorist using only his bare hands and a tire-iron. While it turned out to be a false alarm and the terrorist was a visiting greek orthodox priest asking for directions, that still doesn’t mean the priest should be let off the hook. Predictably the liberal media have tried to paint it as an overreaction by Mr. Bruce when the reality is he was just doing his job as a patriot and defender of Freedom. To all you liberals get it through your heads: America is #1, always and forever, and with a concerned and educated citizenry like Jasen Bruce we will never let terrorists hurt us overseas or at home again!

Terrorist Welcome Wagon: Who says Greek orthodox priests aren’t in league with the terrorists: ever eaten tzatziki sauce? It terrorized my bowel movements for about 3 weeks straight!

The liberal media brought out it’s usual chumps to give commentary: Mike Marilopoulopoulis from St. Nicholas parish said he was ‘horrified’ and long-time resident Nancy Millipasillidoulis said it was ‘unthinkable’ such a thing could have happened. With last names like that, just guess which side they’re on. Remember America: you’re either with us, or you’re with the terrorists. Which begs the question: was a tire-iron enough for Jasen Bruce to protect himself? As Christians we can all agree that the answer is: no way! While here at STR we would never advocate violence of any kind, it’s pretty clear Mr. Bruce should have been carrying some kind of semi-automatic firearm, maybe a full-auto machinegun.

“Bruce was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and released after posting $7,500 bail. His attorney, Jeffrey Brown, said his client was only trying to protect himself.” Bruce also accused the priest of “being a robber, terrorist and molester“. Look, if you’re a hairy dirty darky and you start groping and grabbing at a Marine, mumbling in some pycho-babble language, why would you be amazed at the Rambo-style ass-kicking you get? Don’t think because you’re a souvlaki-bandit that you’re going to get away with it here in America. The priest Maniacis, who also teaches ethics at college, reportedly had prayed for Mr. Bruce and asked for his forgiveness from God and was trying to downplay the incident saying “he doesn’t want the ministry to be scandalized.” You call that a ‘Christian’? He’s still a criminal suspect in my book. Just seeing how Jasen Bruce handled himself proves to me who the real man was. Let’s keep America strong: even if Mr. Bruce might have had a slip in his judgment, we can’t let suspicious behavior go unreported, any more than a car can be allowed to drive through a roadblock in Iraq without getting brought to a halt by gunfire. We’re fighting a war, the enemy could be anywhere. It’s the way it is, and it’s vigilance by every citizen that keeps this country the freest and most democratic in the world.

Always Right,
Charles Roast III

Hello America, you may have heard about the recent murder on September 14th of American Patriot and STR fund raiser James Pouillon. Jamesy (as we liked to call him around the office here) was handing-out pro-life literature in front of Owosso High School in Michigan when at 7:20am shots rang out and Jamesy was struck dead, a victim of the Obamaunist agenda in a revenge killing for George Tiller. Caught red-handed by police at the scene of the crime was Harlan Drake, a thirty-three-year-old long-time union organizer and ‘equal opportunity’ thug and America-hater. Predictably DemocracyNow! postured that “President Obama and several pro-choice groups condemned the killing.”

Christians Brutally Murdered: In an America turned upside-down by the sick liberal morality of the new Obongo Prezidentzy, this is what happens to Christians and lovers of freedom and democracy: they wind up brutally murdered, and the crime turned into a cover-up to hide the true Obamunist Democratic Party killers.

Since the crime happened at Michigan’s Owosso High School I made it my duty to drive up there in the new fuel-efficient H2 after dropping-off the kids at home-school. I had barely made it to within 4 blocks of the school when a large roadblock plastered with Obama leaflets and Michael Moore photos stopped me, it was manned by heavily-armed goons wearing “Meat Is Murder” and “We Are Change” t-shirts who waved me over to the side of the road. One blonde-haired thug with dreadlocks said to me: “Hey Christian Republican scumbag, what do you think you’re doing here?” That’s when I lost my cool: noone makes fun of America while ol’ Chucks around and hopping out of the hummer I started kicking the crap out of the liberal thugs, the adrenaline taking over me just like back home in Arkansas beating-up the niggers trying to access the voting booths during the last federal election. In the end the homos were too many for me, they punched me repeatedly in the face using the old cop trick of pressing my KJV bible beside my head to hide the punch-marks, all the while laughing and mocking my belief in Jesus and America. Then they forcibly gave me copies of Alex Jones latest film “Fall of the Republic” and a Berky water filter and told me that over 90% of the world’s population would be retroactively aborted and the land and possessions redistributed to card-carrying Democratic Party global elites. They also told me that everyone would pay a massive carbon tax that goes directly to the muslim-backed New World Order global government being setup. After that they tied me up and gave me a cup of warm flouridated tap-water and meatless vegan chilli to eat: that right there is when I knew they planned on killing me. When I told them there was no way they’d get away with this they replied in unison: “Yes We Can”

DaPrez Obongo’s Brownshirts: Pro-Life groups state that there is a massive increase in threats of violence against them since Obongo came to power. Between that and children being legally forced to learn about homosexual deviance in school it’s clear the attack against Christian American values has not only started, it’s only going to get worse.

While I refuse to admit to the sick liberal acts they forced me to perform in order to obtain my freedom, let’s just say that in the end I managed to get away in time to warn Christian’s everywhere of the threat facing us all. Everyone who reads STR needs to know the truth: Obama’s vegan death-squads operating out of the FEMA prison complex are looking to rape and kill Christians and Republicans and anyone else who dares challenge the fat-cat Democrats running America. This is all being done as revenge-killing for George Tiller who was accidentally shot by a pro-Life supporter recently. There is quite a few more facts I now have and will gladly pass on this information, but out of fear for my life and my family I am staying low and away from Arkansas so you should mail me at my attended mailbox: Chuck Roast, P.O. Box #4, Elohim City, OK 74965, United States of America.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

Friends there’s been a real campaign of misinformation about the incredible benefits of vaccination. For whatever reason the public seems to think that the excellent products made by GlaxoSmithKline and others are somehow unsafe. Opinion polls now show that over 60% of the US population is suspicious of the health benefits of vaccination. Well at STR we’re here to tell you one thing: shut-up and stop being such a bunch of stupid cry-babies, get your vaccination it’s good for you and you’ll feel better too!

Liberal Media Lies: This blatant attempt at fear-mongering shows the crazy extremes people will go to simply because they’re afraid of a little needle. Stop being such wimps!

The reality is vaccines are perfectly safe and never cause any problems. While they have some ingredients that might seem unhealthy in reality people take them all the time, just look at this formula:

GlaxoSmithKline Pandemrix Adjuvanted

H1N1 Influenza Vaccine Ingredients:

Octoxynol 10: Immunotoxin, destroys cell walls
Polysorbate 80: Sterilie Agent that causes infertility in mammals, also used in production of commercial ice cream
Potassium Chloride: Neurotoxin used in fertilizer and petroleoum operations and as a fire extinguisher
Sodium Deoxycholate: Immunotoxin and toxic acid
Squalene: Neurotoxin connected with Gulf War Syndrome
Thimerosal: Neurotoxin and approximately 49% mercury by weight

These are legal and friendly ingredients, all have been proven safe and effective for human consumption. Admittedly mercury might have certain questions about it but remember: it’s only 49% mercury by weight of thimerosal, which leaves 51% safe and friendly for use by yourself, your children and even pets and the elderly.

Stop Whining and Get Vaccinated: While this video attempts to mock the need to get vaccinated, it only proves more than ever how critical it is people just shut-up and stop being such whiners and get their shots.

As Christian Republicans we’ve never been ones to shy away from doing what’s right. That’s why everyone needs to go down to their local health center and get their H1N1 flu vaccination right away. This especially applies to pregnant women and small babies and children. The media in Soviet Canuckistan are doing the right thing, for example “Single dose of H1N1 vaccine enough for kids: WHO” from CTV is helping spread the message that it’s not just a single dosage you need, your youngest children might need 3 or 5 or 10 or more flu shots it’s fine. The message seems to be working: “In Toronto, for example, the lineup for one clinic at Metro Hall began before 6 a.m. — four hours before the clinic was scheduled to open” according to the article. At least some people are smart enough to do as they’re told. America it’s time for you to do the right thing, by having your children and pregnant mothers and the elderly and everyone else properly vaccinated to ensure a safer and better tomorrow. With a little work we can pull together to make this happen!

Always Right,
Charles Roast

I’m gonna admit that Jesus had so many thins to say that I just sat back and let Him talk!  And some talker He is, too!  Also y’all can hear one of the most patriotic songs ever written by a ex-commie – Rafael Brom’s America Will Be Great Again!

God is Love!
BBN