STR Music Review – ‘God Hates The World’ Will Be Billboard #1 By Christmas
Hello America, if you’re like me you enjoy spending time with family and friends singing traditional Christian songs of hope and salvation. That’s why nothing excited us more here at STR than when our friends and fellow Christian activists at the Westboro Baptist Church sent us their latest hit single titled ‘God Hates The World’. Let me just make it clear: this is an uplifting and wonderful little tune about how liberals and America-haters are all going to die and burn in Hell forever just as Jesus desires. It’s a guaranteed hit that brings tears to my eyes every time it gets played on the radio here in Arkansas.
Westboro Baptist Church: With their elegant melodies and beautifully crafted lyrics, WBC’s latest hit ‘God Hates The World’ is a guaranteed slam-dunk no-questions-asked #1 on Billboards’ Hot Christian Singles charts.
In case you didn’t know, Westboro Baptist Church are a true no-nonsense fire-and-brimstone Christian fundamentalist church from Kansas with a large and active following that wears Jesus’s Faith loud-and-proud on their chests and live their lives and quote word-for-word from the bible. Whether it’s at one of their many pickets handing out fliers, or their signs saying “Fag Sin, Fag Shame” and “Fags Eat Shit” every word is quoted directly from the bible exactly as it’s written. WBC wrote ‘God Hates The World’ entirely by themselves, a sign of their creativity and God’s Will on earth. This video is especially heartwarming, when at the very ending they allow one of their youngest members to sing along, as well as waving the flag of Canaduh upside-down. No matter what people say about the Westboro Baptist Church and their site godhatesfags.com, they are pure class act through and through, and here at STR we support them and their great musical abilities. So to all the STR readership: let’s all call into our local stations and get this one on the charts. Nothing will put Christianity into a better light than having this song hit #1, so lets make it happen!
Always Right,
Charles Roast
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mr roast i do believe that your the america hater you can’t seem to respect peoples beliefs or which politcal party they are a part of and etc etc etc.
i love my country and i am damn proud to be a american and if you don’t like that then you can kiss my american ass you dumbass zealot.
this is how i feel about you mr roast america love it or leave it ya son of a bitch.
It is a sorry comment on the madness vomited out by conservative bloggers that some people don’t realise that this is a satirical site.
lol.
Nothing will put Christianity into a better light than having this song hit #1, so lets make it happen!
Amen!
this is how i feel about you mr roast america love it or leave it ya son of a bitch
You sound like a violent angry liberal. Are you a homosexual?
Always Right
Love it or leave it roast.
I pity people who are indoctrinated into these faiths. I prey that some of them can break the veil of lives used to control them.
Also, according to them, all STR members are going to burn in hell, because your not them.
#1: “With their elegant melodies” – Ha… They didn´t make the melody, it´s a rip off. Here´s the original.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9ZKyYFyiFA
#2: And the lyrics to the original, now THAT is what Christianity is about, helping people.
Again you failed mr. Roast. You and your kin are the ones who will burn.
/True Christian
#1: “With their elegant melodies” – Ha… They didn´t make the melody, it´s a rip off. Here´s the original.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9ZKyYFyiFA
That’s the original? Nothing with Cyndi Lauper is original… she’s just horrifying!
Always Right
Um…welll…..ya see….the truth is…the bible never says “Fag Sin” or “Fag Shame” or “Fags eat Sh**”
I’ve been looking into this group.
One, and only time, I ever rooted for a Fox personality.
Um…welll…..ya see….the truth is…the bible never says “Fag Sin” or “Fag Shame” or “Fags eat Sh**”
Granted not in so many words but the Westboro Baptist Church has an excellent sister site called signmovies.net where they outline this, just click on a sign to hear the story behind it:
http://www.signmovies.net/videos/signmovies/index.html
Always Right
charles – you are fucking retarded. someone needs to shoot you dead. the world would be a better place without you. there is no arguing that.
Why? Why can’t we all just get along? Mr. Roast? I mean this with huge respect for christians and republicans, which shows even though I might not agree with them, I show them respect too. I’m very liberal and an atheist and I think that we care too much about ‘republican’ and ‘democrat’. It should depend more on how we side with certain issues than just agree with the beliefs of one party. Why are you so racist and anti-gay? Look at it this way, what did they do to you? Oh sure, they brought satan upon this world. Look, that’s crap. Even if I believed in hell, they don’t care whether they’re going to hell or not and that’s their choice so leave them alone. There is way too much anger here.
They should have their own reality show on Fox Network!!! They are just adorable!
Jerry Falwell
I went to that church. The priest there used to touch me. Saying i`d burn in hell if i told anyone. All while wiggling his pinky. He never responded to our safeword, `lord have mercy` either. My flatulations still resemble pancakes.
These people are idiots and hate everything and everyone. Heck, at Comic-Con, they protested saying, God hates Nerds. First off, the word Nerd wasn’t even around in Biblical Times. Second, oh and this goes for each and everyone of this ignorant hate mongers, 300 million sperm and that’s the one that got through.
(Also, I’m sorry to bring up an older post, but pretty much everything these “people” do is just a rerun and a cry for attention.)
You are a blinded fool. It must break God’s heart what people do in his name. “For God so loved the world!”
I laughed out loud at this WTF? Lol. This is so stupid that you would agree with this church from hell. Have fun down there with them when you die ass hole!
Of cose deez mothafucka gonna be suppotin’ deez otha mothafuckaz who duz da SAME SHIT