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Stop 7-11 From Selling Child Pornography!

I just got this real disturbing email from the American Family Association saying that not only is the star of some children’s cartoon called “The Simpsons” is gonna be posing naked in Playboy but that 7-11, the most American on convenience stores, is gonna be selling it so that kindergartners can just walk off the street and buy it!

KINDERGARTNERS BUYING PORNOGRAPHY!!

How can that be okay with even the most wicked of lie-berals??

Now, y’all might be thinking, well, this is just a cartoon so how bad can it be?  Y’all might be thinking how they got a photographer to photograph the whole ball of wickedness.  I can only answer the first question.  These are some of the “photos” that are gonna be in Playboy and even though the Jesus Censor got put on overload, they still real horrible and sinful.

First a warning – DO NOT LOOK AT THESE PICTURES AROUND CHILDREN AND PUT ON THE FULL ARMOR OF GOD BEFORE YOU DO
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This is just yer run of the mill pornography but it
shows the woman lusting after her neighbors husband

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I guess these are she and her sisters engaging in
unspeakable acts of lesbian incest.

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Kindergartners shouldn’t even be able to SPELL
“anal beads” let alone have some cartoon character
show ‘em how to use them!!

marge-simpson-tits
When little Jimmy and Jenny come home after
school and start trying to have sexual intercourse
with you, you ain’t gonna find this kinda thing
so funny, I can promise you that!!

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Even though bestiality is illegal in America, I guess
that don’t stop Playboy from showing our young people
the “pleasure” of having sex with a animal.  It’s bad
enough that al Qaeda wants to kill our pets without
the wicked teaching our children to have sex with them!!

By now, y’all should be throwing up but once you get back from the bathroom, send a email to 7-11 and tell them to STOP SELLING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY TO KINDERGARTNERS! – https://secure.afa.net/afa/activism/TakeAction.asp?id=360

Let’s get back to the good ol’ days when cartoons was funny and good for the whole family!

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  1. pushkin October 16th, 2009 5:25 AM

    umm…. the child sex thing even if it is a cartoon …. isnt it illegal in american to post such a thing? maybe you should be careful there shelley.

  2. Zero October 16th, 2009 7:40 PM
  3. TheRadicalOne October 16th, 2009 10:15 PM

    Are you a troll? I mean you just look like a racist troll…

  4. Aihwa October 16th, 2009 11:50 PM

    Do you just surf porn sites all day or something?

    sheesh…

  5. Rofl October 19th, 2009 12:22 PM

    you dumb bitch seven eleven keeps those mags behind the counter.

  6. Oliver October 22nd, 2009 8:02 AM

    A) These cartoons are obviously not from the playboy issue, they are of a far lower quality of drawing than those of Matt Groening and the pictures in playboy are only of Marge Simpson…

    B) Playboy isn’t pornography, women in skimpy outfits posing for a camera doesn’t classify as pornography

    C) I doubt anybody is stupid enough to sell a playboy to kindergartners… (besides republicans that is)

    D) Get a life…

    On other points:
    Who cares if Barrack Obama is a Muslim (although I seriously doubt it)… only a tiny minority of Islamic sects are militant terrorists… stop being prejudiced…

    How would you like it if people said… “Oh no… that person’s a Republican… they must be stupid”… because I’m sure not ALL republicans are…

  7. Gallo October 23rd, 2009 12:01 PM

    Thanks for the pics!

    Great contribution.

    My kids are gonna love this!!!

    Cheers

  8. CJ October 25th, 2009 8:10 PM

    Your stupidity gave me the best laugh I had all day and I have the universe to thank for that. (No respectable god would make anybody as retarded as you).

  9. pushkin October 27th, 2009 6:48 AM

    @ Gallo…. you must be a great father….

    @ oliver…. dont be a dipshit.
    its deep ended blind following of bull shit that the democrats hand out like food pellets to mice that creates hopeless mindless party line voting that america is so famous for. im not saying the republicans are not as guilty, im just saying only an idiot would think that to be a democrat would be “the right choice”.

    the republicans freed the blacks from slavery, gave them freedom, handed them the right to vote when many of the democrats didnt want to… its amazing to me how the republicans get branded for being so bad, and the democrats try to take credit for everything event things they never do.

    america should do away with political party system and make citizens actually think before voting. but then, people like you would actually have to start reading would they……

    any man that is under 30 and is not a liberal has no heart. any man that is over 30 and is not a conservative has no brain. – w.churchill

  10. SYKFUK October 30th, 2009 8:37 PM

    Incest?? More like….

    WINCEST!! FUCK YEAH!

    Actually, I find it ironic that you’re defacing your precious Christ with such disturbing images. So as I see it, Jesus is fucking them all. Awesome you sick sacrligeous fuck.

  11. Poinsettia November 5th, 2009 11:15 PM

    this is about the funniest thing i have read in awhile. I can’t tell if you are serious or what, but I am LMAO. the pictures of jesus over the naughty-bits are priceless.

  12. alexxx November 6th, 2009 1:17 AM

    wOw!! I just popped a huge b0ner!!!!

  13. Megan November 12th, 2009 1:53 AM

    Awesome blog. I can’t stop laughing. I’ve subscribed.

    Folks, look up Poe’s Law before you post angry comments. This site is hilarious.

  14. Charles Roast III November 13th, 2009 3:36 PM

    Awesome blog. I can’t stop laughing. I’ve subscribed.

    The only laughter will be coming from Satan… while you burn in Hell!

    Always Right

  15. Fernando Luis Rivera Jr. November 25th, 2009 11:02 PM

    Every few years I pay a visit to your blog to see what you are writing about, and every single time I come here I can’t help but want to point out to you how unrealistic and blatantly false some of the things you say (especially regarding things of sexual nature) are.

    Anybody with any artistic taste (pornographic of otherwise) should be able to see that the pictures you posted here not publishable quality. It is extremely difficult for me to believe your words when you say that 7-11 is going to start selling porn to children when it is obvious that the pictures you posted to support your very bold claim are obviously fake.

    Also, you claim to be a christian person, why are the things you say so hateful? Why do you make statements explaining how you hate liberals and hope that they burn in hell?

    I’m not a christian person myself, but I’m not completely without knowledge of what the bible says. I even sometimes like to take the time to read a few passages in the bible.

    I can’t help but think how un-Christlike some of the things you say here are. Do you think Christ would condemn all liberal people to hell on a regular basis? I know that he would not. According to the bible, we are all sinners, and without Jesus Christ none of us are worthy of going to heaven. On a human level, you are not any less deserving of hell than liberals are.

    Liberals may have incorrect political opinions, but they do not deserve to go to hell for them. Saying liberals deserve to go to hell is like saying you deserve to go to hell for publishing this blatantly incorrect information about 7-11 selling pornography to young children.

    (If you can’t see why you are wrong now, just
    continue to pay attention to 7-11 and what they sell, pornography is never going to be one of those things, you can just see for yourself…)

    Thank you for your time,
    Fernando Luis Rivera Jr.

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