Abortion – Outlawed By 2010!
With Maria Sotomayor’s nomination to the Supreme Court in the Department of Law pretty much dead, the pretender president is gonna have to appoint a pro-life man instead. I’m thinking it’s gonna be Alberto Gonazales cuz everybody seems to want a taco-jockey and he’s prolly one of the few in the United States that’s got a green card. We don’t need no racists on the Supreme Court. Besides, we already got a pretty good negro on it so we don’t need another one. And it’s shouldn’t be a woman cuz, first off, you can’t call a judge a “helper” and second, like G. Gordon Liddy said, you don’t need another judge bleeding all over the bench.
What it means that we can say goodbye to Roe V. Wade and finally usher in the new era of Godliness, Life and non-homo-ness in America.
It’s pretty much assured that this is gonna happen cuz it’s what God wants but God don’t like people sitting around on their butts letting Him do all the work so I got this petition set up to let the baby killers know what’s what.
To: Baby Killers
Fetal Consent For Abortion
Be it known that we the undersigned people of the United State of America do hereby and forthwith and right away demand that all abortionists (hereby referred to and called “baby killers”) get written or verbal consent from the pre-borns they want to kill (hereby referred to as “children”) before they chop, mangle, dismember, scramble the brains of, bash in the heads of, shoot, stab, strangle, poison or otherwise and heretofore kill them.
Any baby killer that does NOT obtain written or verbal consent from the child they kill WILL be executed for first degree murder within 90 days of the murder with no appeals process.
SAVE OUR PRE-BORNS!!
Sincerely,
So’s we can really get to the heart of personhood and make sure that we treat ‘em just like every other citizen of the United States of America, I’m pushing for a couple of things in addition to legalized murder of baby killers
- The moment she conceives, the momma-to-be is gonna be thought of as two people. That means that she’s gonna have to file a report every time she has sexual intercourse. Each act is gonna be assumed to produce a baby until she files another report saying that she didn’t get pregnant.
- That means she gotta pay double for things like airplanes and movies and stuff.
- That also means that she can’t go to no NC-17 movies without getting arrested for contributing to the delinquency of a minor. She’s gonna have to get her “I’m not pregnant” form stamped at the ticket window. Y’all don’t need to get too worried about it cuz I’m getting ready to force Hollyweird to only be allowed to my G and maybe PG movies.
- If the momma-to-be miscarries, then she’ll be put on trial to make sure that she didn’t do it on purpose. If she didn’t she’ll get the death penalty. If she didn’t she’ll get let off with a fine and have to take a faith-based pregnancy course so it don’t happen again.
- If the pre-born somehow winds up killing the momma-to-be then that child will be brought up on murder charges and dealt with appropriately.
- Any momma-to-be and daddies having sex while the child is still pre-born will stand trial for sexual abuse of a minor.
There’s a whole buncha other ideas I got to make sure that pre-borns get the full personhood they deserve. If y’all got any good idea leave ‘em in the comments or if you don’t want yer email address found out then email me at billybob@billybobneck.com. Y’all can leave a message on my phone, too!
God is Love!
BBN
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Not a bad idea getting concent, except for the 90 days thing. As you know we have a system that demands DNA evidence and appeals in order to execute sombody. Bypassing such laws is tantamount to destroying America.
Attention? Attention please.
This will not happen. Period.
That is all.
First of all, outlawing abortion will only force people to go underground. The medical procedures would be MUCH more dangerous. People would still abort, it would just be unsafe and illegal.
Outlawing abortion is stupid enough, but “personhood” for a fetus? Are you TRYING to make everyone’s life more difficult than it already is? Why the hell would someone need to be fined for a miscarriage?
bbn thanks for putting up that petition and i did sign it.
those who have abortions should prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law and should be put to death abortion is murder so these murders should be executed.
This is the idea we’ve been looking for to stop the loss of American baby lives.
Just a note to recommend that these here petitions be signed in ENGLISH, mostly so as to distinguish the American, which are the ones we hope to save, from the mexican fetises.
-RPTH
God bless ya, Rev! That’s a great idea! I hope y’all will contact me ya got any other good one!
God is Love!
BBN
LMAO THIS IS FUNNY..
If you actually think you can get Roe v. Wade overturned. It’s a woman’s right to choose.
Mrs. Sotomayor is a good choice and will be confirmed.
Oh, but what about non Christian Americans?
I thought all non-Christians were to be killed?
In the Qu’ran it teaches us that the One shall let us terminate the unborn life. He has no breathed a soul into the little being whom he shall enlight with the one true Muslim knowledge.
And Allah Taãla Knows Best.
Praise Allah!
What ever happened to “land of the free”
Doesn’t freedom grant you choices?
I guess if this petition somehow passed we get to change the motto to “land of the Fascist regime”
Just when I thought you couldn’t get any more moronic, you outdo yourself once again. I mean, how can you charge a baby with murder just because the mother dies right after, and why should people be charged double for movies and airplanes just because they’re pregnant? And how exactly does a mother miscarry on purpose? And that one where parents having sex while the mother is carrying the child will be brought up on sexual abuse of a minor charges is just plain stupid. And filing a report every time one has sex? I just don’t understand it when you guys say you don’t want the government controlling the economy, but then go and say you want rules like this. Get a brain! I will now be known by my new name ChrisTheLiberal, and by my phrase I invented just for the writers at this site: “get a brain!”
Also, not all Mexicans are illegal, you’re just saying they are because you’re racist. Again, get a brain.
lol, this site is a joke, right? Awesome satire – sadly enough, I know (of) some people who are actually almost this bad!!
Before a child is born it is a parisitic organism, it is not sentient, some will say a child is not sentient either because they can not learn well enough.