Folks

You might have noticed that we are in summer break. Enjoying the good times, driving the hummer to the next Taco Bell, hanging out at the pool and thinking up new campaigns to bring down Obama’s evil empire.

Just want to let you know that I am absolutely convinced that nobody on the planet will be able to beat my BaDaBoo high-score. That’s right. You heard me. I am world champion as of this morning.

BaDaBoo is a truly Godly game of skill and strategy. All you little brats out there that think they can beat Shelley Goodman, think again!

Well, I am going back to broadening my huge advance.

Take care and talk to you soon.

Shelley N. Goodman

Maria Sotomayor is gonna find herself jilted the altar like a homo whose “partner” done run off with the best man right before the wedding.  That mean she ain’t gonna be the first racist baby killer on the Supreme Court.  I’m still shaking my head about how lie-berals can call fine upstanding Christians “racists” while defending her hatred of dyslexics!

It don’t make no sense.

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

My goodness! I can understand that lie-beral defeato-crats who don’t know nothing about Jesus or morality might wanna think that I’m some kinda idiot but when God-fearing Christians start attacking me, well, I just don’t know what to say!

I also talk about how Maria Sotomayor ain’t got no chance in heck to get confirmed for the Supreme Court.  I been watching the hearings and y’all can follow me on that Twitter thing – @stronline.  I’ll do a wrap up in a little bit but when a nominee threatens a senator with a gun you can be pretty much sure that the rapture is coming soon!

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

With Maria Sotomayor’s nomination to the Supreme Court in the Department of Law pretty much dead, the pretender president is gonna have to appoint a pro-life man instead.  I’m thinking it’s gonna be Alberto Gonazales cuz everybody seems to want a taco-jockey and he’s prolly one of the few in the United States that’s got a green card.  We don’t need no racists on the Supreme Court.  Besides, we already got a pretty good negro on it so we don’t need another one.  And it’s shouldn’t be a woman cuz, first off, you can’t call a judge a “helper” and second, like G. Gordon Liddy said, you don’t need another judge bleeding all over the bench.

What it means that we can say goodbye to Roe V. Wade and finally usher in the new era of Godliness, Life and non-homo-ness in America.

It’s pretty much assured that this is gonna happen cuz it’s what God wants but God don’t like people sitting around on their butts letting Him do all the work so I got this petition set up to let the baby killers know what’s what.

To:  Baby Killers

Fetal Consent For Abortion

Be it known that we the undersigned people of the United State of America do hereby and forthwith and right away demand that all abortionists (hereby referred to and called “baby killers”) get written or verbal consent from the pre-borns they want to kill (hereby referred to as “children”) before they chop, mangle, dismember, scramble the brains of, bash in the heads of, shoot, stab, strangle, poison or otherwise and heretofore kill them.

Any baby killer that does NOT obtain written or verbal consent from the child they kill WILL be executed for first degree murder within 90 days of the murder with no appeals process.

SAVE OUR PRE-BORNS!!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

So’s we can really get to the heart of personhood and make sure that we treat ‘em just like every other citizen of the United States of America, I’m pushing for a couple of things in addition to legalized murder of baby killers

1. The moment she conceives, the momma-to-be is gonna be thought of as two people.  That means that she’s gonna have to file a report every time she has sexual intercourse.  Each act is gonna be assumed to produce a baby until she files another report saying that she didn’t get pregnant.
2. That means she gotta pay double for things like airplanes and movies and stuff.
3. That also means that she can’t go to no NC-17 movies without getting arrested for contributing to the delinquency of a minor.  She’s gonna have to get her “I’m not pregnant” form stamped at the ticket window.  Y’all don’t need to get too worried about it cuz I’m getting ready to force Hollyweird to only be allowed to my G and maybe PG movies.
4. If the momma-to-be miscarries, then she’ll be put on trial to make sure that she didn’t do it on purpose.  If she didn’t she’ll get the death penalty.  If she didn’t she’ll get let off with a fine and have to take a faith-based pregnancy course so it don’t happen again.
5. If the pre-born somehow winds up killing the momma-to-be then that child will be brought up on murder charges and dealt with appropriately.
6. Any momma-to-be and daddies having sex while the child is still pre-born will stand trial for sexual abuse of a minor.

There’s a whole buncha other ideas I got to make sure that pre-borns get the full personhood they deserve.  If y’all got any good idea leave ‘em in the comments or if you don’t want yer email address found out then email me at billybob@billybobneck.com.  Y’all can leave a message on my phone, too!

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

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When was the last time you checked your intake of this vital substance?

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STR Fact File: What is Chalk? Chalk is a white porous sedimentary rock most likely formed on the 1st day of creation. Chalk has 101 uses including making marks on black-boards, roads and fabrics. It can be powdered to make chalk-powder and of course it has miraculous healing properties!

Chalk (chemical symbol: Calcium Carbonite) is nature’s most potent source of Carbonite ions: Research has shown that there is no more effective form of carbonite. But why is it that you’ve probably never heard if Chalk’s live-savomg powers? Would you be surprised to learn that the FDA has refused to certify chalk as a cure for cancer, aids, amnesia and autism.

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I talk a little about Chicago (or as I call it “The Sin-day City”) which had a homo pride parade the very day I come into town.  Y’all tell me that Satan wasn’t shadowing me!  Also, I told y’all that Palin woman weren’t no good but ya wouldn’t listen.  And the Air Force would allow a jet to fly over a 4th of July party cuz there was Christians there and it was on July 1st.  Do ya need anymore evidence that Homobama hates Christians and soldiers??

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

Friends,

Every day the family is under attack from the vices of secularism and homosexuality, fortunately Shelley the Republican is here to guide our fellow patriots in need towards the TRUTH:

Dear Shelley,

I’m worried that my son might be becoming a homosexual. He has stopped attending church and since we sent him to a secular college he talks funny and acts all “european”. I’m so worried – the Pastor told us all about Homosexuality – I do not want my son to become one of them!  I do not want my son to go to Hell – what can I do to save his soul?

Yours Sinceerly, Mrs M. , Zappala, NY

Dear Mrs. Zappala, you were right to contact us, when you are faced with a serious problem the best thing you can do is contact a friend who is a true Chrisitan. Today we will tell you absolutely everything you need to know about your Son’s sick perversion. Together we can defeat it:

What causes Homosexuality?

To combat Homosexuality first you have to understand what it is: Leading scholars all agree that Homosexuality is actually a form of demonic possession. Your son may be possesed by one or more homosexual demons who may require exorcism. But how did the demon get into your son in the first place?

Leading exorcists agree that homosexuality is caused by gay-demons such as the one pictured above. Note it’s horns, and unusual genitalia? Would you want one of those inside your son? Of course not!

Leading expert on Homosexuality James Dobson has discovered that most kids are made into homos as a consequence of either negligent or abusive parents: That means if your child was not neglected, then it’s beyond doubt that he was sexually abused by your husband or some other family member as a child. It’s your duty to report your Husband’s criminality to the police. Next time you look into your Husband’s eyes consider that he may be a child molester and your son’s gay homosexuality might be his fault.

There are other possible causes: Vaccination has been linked by homosexuality. If you vaccinated your kids then there’s a very good chance that you might have turned them into gays. This is because every single bottle of vaccine ever made contains a single tiny demon ready to be injected into your kids. We reccomend that no Christian children should have any form of vaccination whatsoever until science has proved beyond all possible doubt that vaccination does not cause homosexuality. I’m sure every sensible person agrees that this is just plain common sense.

How should can we cure Homosexuality?

The first step in curing your child is to throw him out of your house:

It may seem cruel but you need to send a strong message that this “deathstyle” choice will not be tolerated. Under no circumstance should you show any form of acceptance for your child’s foolish behaviour. He will soon learn to understand that the only way to win back your favour is to reject these “European” ideas. Only once he has returned can you begin with the next and most important part of his treatment: Ex Gay Therapy.

Exorcising a gay demon should not be undertaken lightly:

Under no circumstances should this kind of work be undertaken by amateurs. You need help from somebody who is steeped in the Holy Blood of Christ – your pastor should do. Under no circumstances should you consult a psychiatrist or physician unless they are a member of your church or a practicioner of Focus on the Family approved Ex-Gay therapy. Unfortunately the medical professions have been overwhelmed by an an evil “anything goes” secularist culture. If your son is a more serious case you should consider refering him to Focus on the Family’s premier ex-gay ministry: Love Won Out.

STR Fact-File: Do “Gay Jenes” exist? Yes, our research has shown that certain brands of clothing can strongly encourage homosexual behaviour. If your child likes to wear “Calvin Kleins” or other tight-fitting cloths that is an obvious choice that your child be on the verge of selling his soul to a gay-demon and is about to make a lifestyle choice of homosexuality.

Look at your child’s possessions: Are they tainted by homosexuality? You may not realize it but a great many products owned by older kids are actually portals to hell. If you see any of the following items they should be destroyed, preferably in a consecrated fire:

• Apple products, including iPhones and iMacs. We have reported previously that these products can be used to play un-Christian movies and music. Your kid’s iPod might contain disruptive secular music. If it has there’s no way to remove it – the whole thing must be burnt.
• Tight-fiting and gay looking clothing. Do you know where your kid buys his clothes? Next time you go to a high-street fashon shop take a look at the kinds of underwear they sell? Ask yourself – are these sensible and Godly or are they shameless and provocative. If you are not sure it’s best to put them in the incinerator along with your kid’s Nintendo DS. Better safe than sorry.
• Books. When I was a kid, I only had 2 kinds of book on my shelf: The Bble and the complete works of C. S. Lewis. Pretty much anything else is a sure recipe to turn your kid into a homo. Be on the look out for sicence-fiction or fantasy books. These are espeically harmful as they tempt your child towards the occult: Another word for homosexuality.

Now that you know what to do do not feel araid to do what God is telling you to do: The sooner your kid is out on the streets, the sooner he will be saved.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

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There is one country all other countries look up to. A nation that is the leading force in science and art. One country that is advancing mankind. One nation that is sacrificing their young to fight for the freedom of others. The name of this country is:
America the Beautiful

It is good to be an American, because we know that he is on the right side. On the side of justice. One day America will have reached its ultimate goal: Freedom and justice for all. Let us get back to work and change the world the way we want it to be. Let us win the war on terror so all wars can stop and let us win the war on drugs to liberals can get clean and finally see the truth. We have nothing to worry about. God is watching over us.

It is good to be an American because we are better than others. We don’t stink like the French, we don’t start wars like the Germans, we don’t wear ridiculous towels on our heads like the Iraqis and we don’t eat our pets like them Chinamen. We are Americans. We might not be perfect but we are the most perfect yet. Our conscience is clear and we will continue doing the Lord’s work.

My dear fellow Americans: Let us celebrate this year’s 4th of July in the proud tradition it has been celebrated and then let’s go out, kick some terrorist ass and show the world the American Way of Life!

God bless,
Shelley N. Goodman

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INTERNAL NOTE:
A special 4th of July greeting, lots of love and the Lords blessings to all my brothers and sisters of the movement. See you all at or around

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God bless and may our race flourish once more.

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The Bible says that “”pride goest before a fall” but that ain’t the right translation of it.  The good translation is “homos goest before a fall” and ain’t no one knows that better than Mark Sanford, now.

I heard a lot of folks saying that Sanford was in the running to beat Alan Keyes in 2012.  I weren’t never convinced of that.  Sanford didn’t like homos, that’s true, and he made sure that they couldn’t corrupt poor orphans and pre-borns that was already gonna have a hard enough time in life without having to fend the advances of the pedophiles that adopted them.  And he weren’t for homo marriage, neither.  But he weren’t strong enough with God to listen to what He wanted by outright outlawing homos in South Carolina.  If he’d done that, then maybe he wouldn’t have fallen prey to the loose morals and butt sex that follow when you allow homos to gain a foothold in your state and country.

The Mor(m)on Church is a perfect example of how
not driving out the homos from their midst will
allow the infection to spread. (Ed. Note – Mor(m)ons
are NOT Christians)

“Billy Bob,” you’re prolly lisping, “are you saying that homos have turned South Carolina into another Sodom and Gommorah?”  Yup.  I am.

The once proud and Godly state of South Carolina has not less than TWENTY THREE homo bars and that’s not counting homo brothels and child pornography rings.  And in 2008, Linda Ketner, a card carrying lesbian was allowed to run for Congress and dang near beat out the Dr. Dobson approved candidate, Henry E. Brown.  If that ain’t proof that the murderous gay Nazi cannibals is making their way to the heart of the South, then I don’t know what else will convince you.

Like most lesbians, Linda Ketner tries
hard to look like a straight woman in public
but as soon as the door to her S&M dungeon
closes, the mask comes off.

By not cracking down on the homos in his state, Mark Sanford allowed sin to multiply and it was just gonna be a matter of time before promiscuity and loose morals made its way from the bottom of the urine soaked homo clubs up to the pristine and formally sin-free zone of the Governor’s office.

So Mark Sanford ain’t gonna be no threat in 2012.  Alan Keyes already showed us he knows how to deal with the homos among  us.  Rather than risk his marriage and eternal soul, he kicked his daughter out of the house when she allowed Satan to turn her into a dyke.

Dr. Alan Keys, known to many conservatives
as the Negro’s Negro, is the only perpetual candidate
that will bring this country back to Levitical teachings.
Put your money on him to be our next President!

If Mark Sanford had had the courage to kick the homos out of his state, he might not be in the position he’s in today.  I ain’t gonna apologize for him, but it weren’t all his fault, neither.

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com