Comments on: Bring Your Gun To Church Day!

By: Heretic

Heretic — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 04:43:34 +0000

A little remainder, you bible-lover hypocrites: Jesus didn’t have a gun, put Peter had a sword, as other disciples did. And Peter, in the sight of the Roman soldiers and Sanhedrin police, slashed one policeman’s ear. Jesus then mended the wound and said “He who kills with the sword, dies by the sword”. He was a PEACEFUL person who would deeply despise the people who run this sick website. He would call you whitened sepulchers, because that’s what you are.

By: Communist Greece

Communist Greece — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:02:46 +0000

Well, how about the fact that Christians make up the biggest group of adherents of all world religions? If they are more, it’s only reasonable they’re more likely to be persecuted. By saying this, of course I do not condone any kind of persecution, for anyone.

Also, I’ve never heard of an atheist or homosexual attacking Christians because of their faith. You may wish to look into the mean world syndrome you’re suffering from.

By the way, “gay homo” is a very stupid pleonasm…

By: Hipple, Rev. Paul T.

Hipple, Rev. Paul T. — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:39:15 +0000

Christians are the largest persecuted group in the world. Always have been. More Christians are murdered and die every day than any other religion.

They have a right to protect themselves, their wives and their children.

And when an atheist or gay homo wakes up on Sunday morning and decides to get a few more notches on his belt, just where in the heck do you think he is gonna go? To the Dairy Queen?

-RPTH

By: gb

gb — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 01:04:03 +0000

This is heartbreaking…and hilarious at the same time!

By: Jesus Juice

Jesus Juice — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 14:05:30 +0000

I love to laugh and this is the best fucking laugh I’ve had in a long time. So, let’s get this straight, you’re a homophobe, a racist, and possibly have an issue with people north of Kentucky. You must have a really small penis if you’re spending all your time spilling vile hateful shit onto the pure, godly thing that is the internet, if I was a redneck like yourself and I had a larger penis than you I’d be spending all day fucking my sister. But I’m not a redneck, I’m a civilized person. Maybe someone should train you to be a civilized human being, would you like that? Maybe get you a shock collar for Christmas and a little treat dispenser that we can put grits and jerky and whatever other strange inedible items you inbred redneck fucks eat.
good day, I am Jesus Juice and I am the worst nightmare for rednecks.

By: BSMC

BSMC — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:50:57 +0000

Agreed. I read this blog whenever I need a good laugh.

By: SrEstroncio

SrEstroncio — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:01:25 +0000

I just come here for the comedy value.

By: Charles, London

Charles, London — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:13:24 +0000

This is old news. Look at this clip from the mid 90s, it’s been going on for years.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAQy8v0d_qo

By: smarterthanu

smarterthanu — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:30:32 +0000

THIS IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER OUTRAGE!!!!!

A lot of your stuff has pissed me off, but this has crossed THE FUCKING LINE!!!!

Guns in church?! How can you say this? CHILDREN attend church! What is wrong with you?! And not only are you racist against African…you’re racist against the British too?! WE ARE ALL BRITISH YOU MORON!!! WE WOULDN’T BE HERE IF IT WEREN’T FOR BRITISH PEOPLE!!! You are so hateful, and so you are oblivious to what God really wants….everyone to be loved equally.

I can’t promise that I’ll be leaving civilized comments like I was before, not if you keep writing STUPID SHIT like THIS.

By: Lord Genome

Lord Genome — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:28:58 +0000

“Them Jews wouldn’t have had such an easy time getting our Lord and Savior on the cross and Judas woulda wound up with two in the back of the head with his brains on the sand just like he deserved.”

Ok, I found this site by mistake and I already can say this is the dumbest thing ever written. I’m surprised that you refer to them as “them Jews” considering that Jesus was himself a Jew (rather egotisical if he was a Christian). Besides, it seemed like Jesus actually knew that he was about to get his ass nailed to the Giant Cross of Win because…you know, HE LIVED UNDER FUCKING ROMANS. They were crucifying HUNDREDS of people a day at one point.

But whatever, I’m sad to hear that your version of Jesus is a guy who would really use a gun. Considering that he taught peace, not being a complete asshole, I guess you wouldn’t understand.

God, you make me wish that Obama was a “crazy Muslim fanatic” like you claim, just so people like you would be wiped off the face of the Earth with this stupid talk. On the otherhand, Obama was born in Hawaii (proven). And he’s been going to a Baptist Church for about….20 years? Unless you think there’s a giant conspiracy involving him hiding his Muslim-ness (and if you were a smarter person, which you’re not, you would know that any devout Muslim is forbidden by teaching to renounce their faith, or act in another).

But all this, and your entire website, hinges on the fact that you sir, or madam, are an idiot. You preach to a minority of minorities. You preach to the insane, the filth, the violent who want nothing more than to kill anyone who disagrees with you based on the since-corrupted teachings of a guy 2000 years ago whose own teachings were based on teachings 2000 years prior.

I think I’m going to worship the make-believe Satan guy you think exist, just to piss you off. I’m probably going to fact-check the Bible and Koran while I’m at it. Not going to miss with the Torah because lets face it, they’ve been clean for a while now.

Really, its stupid shit like this that make true, God-fearing Christians cringe. Then again, considering that about a 1/3 of your measly small number of Cultists believes that Obama is out to kill all white people (which is a stupid belief if you really thought about it, but you lack the higher-brain functions to do so). NEVER MIND the fact that about 98% of the country would be vehmently against that. NEVER MIND the fact that the Military, unlike other parts of the world, fights for their country and now for the leader of said country, NEVER MIND the fact that Obama is half-white.

But considering that you’re a complete racist twat, I guess I can forgive you, psyche. You’re an idiot. Negro-facism? For such a racist redneck, its surprising that you know some Spanish and Italian. Oh, I see! You combined the Spanish word for black and ended it with *dramatic pause* FASCISM! How fucking clever! So, you believe that Obama is an Arab terrorist Muslim, but call him black instead of correctly calling him, Arab? Wow, you fail geography and just showed everyone what an ignorant and racist bastard you are.

This whole site is the second, most incoherrent site on the web. Everyone, who has accidently stepped foot on your site, is now dumber for the experience. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul, because we true Americans don’t.

By: Princess Sparkle Pony

Princess Sparkle Pony — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:14:59 +0000

Strangely, I have no problem with “bring your gun to church day.”

I’m puzzled by your first statement, however. If Jesus had gone all postal on Gethsemane, wouldn’t that have kinda screwed up God’s plan ‘n’ stuff?

By: Communist Greece

Communist Greece — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 09:35:18 +0000

“the guys with the guns make the laws.”

This was very evident during GWB’s horrible 8 years. At a national level, this boils down to fascism. At an international level, to militarism. I’m sure God/Jesus endorse both.

By: proudeuropean

proudeuropean — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 23:32:44 +0000

ok then….let´s wait for next massacre in an American Church ;) it´s always fun seeing some rednecks talking about the right to own a gun after a bloodbath.. Simple math: if you allow everyone to have guns, some of that guns will end up on some psycho´s hands. but math is something that rednecks like you never heard about and thats why the law remains the same. bottom line you deserve it.