Sunday Prayer
Merciful Creator
Many is the time when we, Your humble flock, have looked at the Middle East and asked You why
Why did You allow Satan to create camel jockeys?
Why did You give them our oil?
Why don’t Your remove the scales from their eyes and the towels from their heads and show them that Jesus truly is Lord?
We could not understand
We took back our will from You
Our faith was weak and we questioned You
But now, with the events of the past few days
Your will has become clear
And Your perfect wisdom shines on the whole world
For we now know that Iran will drop its nuclear bomb on itself
Destroying the whole country and everyone in it and, with luck all Islamic countries around it
Leaving only Israel, perfect and waiting for the return of Jesus
Amen
Newton Wilcox
STR Board of Directors
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Its not your oil, its theirs you selfish piece of crap.
Also wouldn’t it be smarter to lift the garbage from your eyes and get you to finally admit, that although a guy named jesus lived around 1AD, he is not the son of god, and god doesnt exsist, and that the kuran or whatever it is, is much more likely to be accurate.
With the United States being the only country to have ever used nuclear weapons against humans (mostly civilians in the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings), it’s really hypocritic to be speaking of the “Iranian/North Korean/Indian nuclear danger”.
Also, what’s with the “our oil” attitude? What are you gonna claim next, the Parthenon Marbles?
Somebody here doesn´t know jack shit about nuclear weapons. Or their effects. A nuke big enough to devastate the entire Middle East would be killing off the better part of planet earth via secondary effects and leave the rest living in a radioactive hell.
Also, Iran doesn´t have a nuke quite yet.
Nukes aren’t nearly powerful enough to destroy an entire country. It would take at least a few to destroy Rhode Islands, for god’s sake (that’s right, i used his name in vain. deal with it.)
It’s not “our” oil, considering that we desperately depend on them to give it to us, doofus.
And Jesus was a great guy and all, but he really wasn’t the son of god. See The Da Vinci Code (aka my bible) for more details.
Bring Deism back!
p.s. (to your prayer) and please give people a brain or a sense of humour or both. A-double-men
p.s. (to you) I still spell correctly.
It takes a big nuclear aresenal to wipe out that much land, as you DON’T know. And it will leave it too irradiated to even claim the oil that was theirs by right, cause they were there first.
And if I remember correclty I thought Christianity was about forgiveness and non-violence(turning the other cheek). I doubt your savior who started your religion would appreciate your violent tendancies.
Raven’s Blessings.
Since the Shah they think about an atomic program. As the Mullahs began to lead this country, they stopped the nuclear program in the early 80ies, cause the money. They started their n-programm in the late 90ies again – CIA report says, they could be able to make nuclear weapons, but they don`t have it right now. The whole world is watching this country, it would be not easy for them the make such weapons now – cause they need some useful equipment. “Our oil”…..I mean, all over the globe we have large oilfields – from Alaska to the Middle East – from Indonesia to the Caribbean – and in the deep sea too.
Peter Vienna