Comments on: Satan On Wheels: World Naked Bike Ride

By: why am i here

why am i here — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 02:27:08 +0000

from what i have seen on this site if i told you who i you would call me a communist socialist Nazi democrat who will become a psychotic idealist because i find problems with government and religion

By: Christian fanatics are retarded

Christian fanatics are retarded — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:03:41 +0000

Because it’s going to be SO great for god when the Earth is fried by global warming. Retards

By: Kain

Kain — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 03:01:58 +0000

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By: Bobby

Bobby — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 08:55:10 +0000

“it’s just a bike. What wrong with riding a bike? You don’t use no gas. You help the ‘environment’. You get exercise. Ain’t nothing wrong with riding a bike!”

I did not realize that I had turned into an uneducated Southerner. I’ve got to start watching that…

“Is that gonna instill the proper sense of shame that God gave to Adam and Eve about their nakedness?”

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t he rather upset when they DISOBEYED him and ate the FRUIT from the tree of KNOWLEDGE? Perhaps I have a different version of the Bible…

“I’d say yes.”

Say yes to what? Be specific!

“They’d rather just ride around the countryside picking loganberries and singing The Internacionale.”

I don’t know what loganberries are, or how The Internacionale goes.

“Support America! Drive a car!”

What did thetydo before cars..?

By: Lilith Schienberg

Lilith Schienberg — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 04:13:09 +0000

You’re missing something important. We don’t have to be capitalist asswipes, either. The solution to the problem is simple: We take away Capitalism (that which supports greed, one of the seven deadly sins, and filthy lucre, which Jesus called excessive monetary riches). We then take the best parts of Socialism (the help and regulatory hindrance of Government so as to help little guys succeed, make quality healthcare affordable for even the poorest citizens, and make monopolies/corporatocracy impossible for the big guys) and Free-market (Free-enterprise, Pro-individuality, and keep-what-you-earn). Do away with laissez faire, as that fucks everyone over… Tell the big corporations enough is enough and that they can’t buy their way into power… Redistribute the government’s wealth to education, technological/scientific advancement, and medical care…. Cut the defense budget so that we are no longer on the offensive but are rather on the defensive as a sign that America is no longer the “bully of the world”. but also that we are prepared to deal with any act of war. I agree that an armed populace is a safe populace, so the liberals do INDEED fuck up on that part. God has no place in our government, schools, or labs (Unless he intends to allow himself to be tested scientifically to be real in a harmless, testable, and blatant way… which is the ONLY way you’ll convince an atheist God is real. Theocracy/blind faith causes dark-ages and that is to be avoided with the utmost care). We should be looking for alternative Fuels, because we WILL run out of fossil fuels eventually… that’s plain common sense. The right to worship as one pleases can/should be allowed, but religion in positions of political/economic/educational authority cannot be allowed. Human Rights will be adopted as part of international law as well it should be. All will be equal in every way in the eyes of any deity people wish to follow or lack thereof (regardless of what the religion in question says about it. For ancient ideologies are archaic and obsolete). If any of this bothers you, you need your head examined. This is all common sense coming straight from a middle-class, secular individual with an IQ of 156 and a college degree en route.

By: Demon

Demon — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 00:51:15 +0000

My Bicycle tried to rape me. But then I realised it was just [Insert joke about pedophilia in churches here] from [Church that the writer of this article attends], so I FUCKING LET HIM. AND NOW I’M ONE WITH GOD. THAT MEANS I FUCKING RAPE YOUR ETERNAL SOULS. ETERNALLY.

By: Johan

Johan — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 12:14:30 +0000

Oh, nobody gives a fuck about the American economy! Get other things to boost your cock sizes, oil is bad for the enviroment!

By: Johan

Johan — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 12:07:24 +0000

Oh my god! Did I just read this? WTF are these people on about? Seriously! Are these people mocking us ar are they seriously for real?

I haven’t laughed this hard in years! Thanks guys… as fucked up as you are, you are great!!!

By: Glen

Glen — Wed, 26 May 2010 06:17:56 +0000

I for one am not a communist. Nor do I in most ways have any appreciation for Obama. In short I do not fit your description of a hippie in the least. I am in fact a christian.
But your web site blows my mind. In regards to this post in particular, I am a major bicycle advocate. It’s almost shameful to see this is the sick and self important train of thought coming from some of this nations society.
If this pump addicted civilization continues its current path it will undoubtedly lead to a major economical collapse and or worse.

I can only hope that something in life will push you to use reason and possibly live your life closer to the words of God.

By: brad

brad — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 06:31:14 +0000

YOU RETARDED FUCK UP’S Bike riding can lead to lesbianism, homosexuality, body painting
and white slavery.
WHAT THE FUCK GO AND JUMP OFF A CLIFF. AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN ALL YOUR OIL AND GAS RUNS OUT??? AND IF YOU ‘LOVE GOD’ SO MUCH WHY ARE YOU POLLUTING HIS EARTH, thankyou america for wrecking the enviroment for the rest of the international community

you know what happens when a someone has sex with her cousin PEOPLE LIKE YOU

i hope you fucking die

By: Allen Allennson

Allen Allennson — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 20:12:03 +0000

This is a joke right? It has to be. Surely no one is this stupid?

By: Comrade 47

Comrade 47 — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 10:00:25 +0000

Shelley, think back to every guy on a bike you have ever seen in your life. Hundreds of people, probably. Now, how many of them were naked, sex-crazed perverts coming to enslave you? Seriously, this is not a rhetorical question. Say the number aloud to yourself, Shelley, I know it helps.

Side note: I know immigrants who can speak better English than you. Everyone does.

By: Petrov

Petrov — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:15:08 +0000

Just thought I would clarify that it was not God who was ashamed of mans nakedness, but rather it was man who’s eyes had been opened and their nakedness revealed to them.

Man was who was ashamed and fearful, thus they covered themselves with leaves. It was after they revealed how they had come to know of their nakedness and God cursed the serpent, gave woman severe labour and birthing pains, and cursed man and the ground he came from that He made them clothing out of animal skins. But the bible does not say that God was ashamed of mans nakedness.