Satan On Wheels: World Naked Bike Ride
We tried to warn y’all that riding a bike instead of driving a car would lead to sin, sodomy, economic collapse and the death of America. But you wouldn’t listen. "Ha ha," you snickered in you’re high pitch homo laugh, "it’s just a bike. What wrong with riding a bike? You don’t use no gas. You help the ‘environment’. You get exercise. Ain’t nothing wrong with riding a bike!"
One of these days one of two things is gonna happen -
1) Y’all will start listening to us when we tell you to listen to God
2) You’re gonna wake up with the flesh burning off your body in Hell and wished you’d listened to us when we told you to listen to God.
Satan can’t wait to get you into Hell so he
can’t torture you for all eternity. And it ain’t
gonna be easy torture like waterboarding.
What did riding a bike get us? The World Naked Bike Ride , that’s what, and if that don’t make God angry enough to bring about the Rapture, then I don’t know what will.
What’s The World Naked Bike Ride? It’s people riding bikes…NAKED. Right out in plain view! Taking their clothes off and showing their nakedness not only in front of God but in front of people they ain’t got no cause to show their nakedness to! Imagine leaving church with your young son one afternoon only to be confronted with thousands of naked people on bikes! What kinda damage is that gonna inflict on that poor child? What kinda horrible nightmares will he about getting chased by oversized breasts and genitalia? Is that gonna instill the proper sense of shame that God gave to Adam and Eve about their nakedness? Or is it gonna spur him on to rip off his clothing and join a filthy hippie bike commune?
I’d say yes.
Bike riding can lead to lesbianism, homosexuality, body painting
and white slavery.
And it goes beyond disobeying the word of God. It’s a blow to the American economy which runs on oil, coal and natural gas. Guess who loves riding bikes? Commies and yurpeens, that’s who. How are their economies doing? Not as good as ours. Why? Cuz we don’t ride bikes. Americans are putting money back into the economy every time they go to the pump unlike the selfish and self-serving so-called "citizens of the world" who don’t care about their economy cuz they don’t wanna work anyway. They’d rather just ride around the countryside picking loganberries and singing The Internacionale.
Support America! Drive a car!
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“you don’t use no gas.”
You should probably read more often. You know, like books. With words in them, not just pictures.
Oh and by the way, I had no idea bike riding lead to homosexuality and WHITE SLAVERY. Well I am just so glad that you are here to let us know about the terrifying dangers of riding a bike.
In all seriousness though, PLEASE get off the internet and do something with your simple life, you inbred fuckface.
I assume heaven runs on oil, coal and natural gas, as well.
Hi – I have seen people, who were naked in a car as well or on a motorbike. It has nothing to do with a bicycle. Such people, who are naked in public are strange guys. Such people, we call nudists. To be naked in public is the sin what you mean. I know people, who have a mountainbike in their car – they drive to any wood on the countryside – let the car behind and take the mountainbike for a small tour through the woods. In the late afternoon they return to their cars – put their mountainbike into the car and drive back home. Many people do that. Because you cannot drive with your car through the woods, cause it`s forbidden or there is no road. I am living near a big wood, a natur reserve. Cars are forbidden in this area, just bicycles are allowed. Most of the people do that – use their cars for a long distance only – take a bicycle in the woods or to the next shop, to buy the newspaper, some bread or some candies. Many people use a bicycle for a short distance, this is the reason why bicycles became popular, especially in the cities, where we have not enough space for cars. In the cities we are searching for a free parking lot 10-15 minutes. With the bicycle people don`t need a parking lot – this is one of the reasons, why bicycles became common again. And in the woods and meadows too, which are closed for cars.
In my childhood, in the late 50ies and 60ies, I growed up in a small village near the Danube River. Especially the old people, everybody of them had an old black bicycle. The younger families had a car – but cars were not common in the 60ies, in our Austrian village. The old people died out, with their old black bicycles. Children used to have their own bicycle – with 19 they got their first car. The return of the bicycles was in the early 90ies, as the mountainbikes became popular. This village, where I spent my childhood, this village is full of cars today – every household or farmhouse has 1, 2 or even 3 cars plus motorbikes – now they have bicycles as well.
Peter Vienna
What a glorious history of the austrian bikemania!
Tis a proud nation indeed.
According to psychoanalitic vieuws seeing nakedpeople in a non-sexual way is healthy for children.
Mindless trivia for all!
There goes your argument down the crapper right there.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
“Bike riding can lead to lesbianism, homosexuality, body painting
and white slavery.”-STR
haha
If you knew that global warming was real, then you would see that riding a bike is good for the environment. It’s also great fun and good exercise. Has it ever occurred to you that maybe everyone’s not like you and that because of their religion or lack of religion that it’s ok for them to ride bikes naked. White slavery?? Does that mean you believe in black slavery?? What century are we in?
“Americans are putting money back into the economy every time they go to the pump”
Yeah. The MIDDLE EASTERN economy. If you get your facts straight, you’ll see that a great deal of the money that comes from oil goes to OPEC, because the middle east is where we get the majority of our oil.
So if you denounce terrorism and hate middle eastern people as much as you claim to, then why contradict yourself by supporting vehicles that pump cash into the region that you claim is full of terrorists and nuclear weapons?
Wait, when was our economy doing better?
GOD HIMSELF PUTS PENISES AND VAGINAS ON US!!!! AND HE WANTS US TO HIDE THEM???? THEN WHY DOES HE PUTS PENISES AND VAGINAS ON US??? DID HE PUT PENISES AND VAGINAS ON US BY MISTAKE????? WHY DOES HE BLAME US FOR HIS MISTAKES??? WHAT KIND OF GOD IS THAT????!!!!!!! NOT EVEN THE DUMBEST HUMAN OUT THERE WOULD MAKE SUCH A MISTAKE!!!!
God, please, protect us… from your followers.
Oh no, now that you’re saying it…
We must dress all animals! Just strolling around the way their mother made them… it’s an abomination! We must hide nature’s miracles!
Just thought I would clarify that it was not God who was ashamed of mans nakedness, but rather it was man who’s eyes had been opened and their nakedness revealed to them.
Man was who was ashamed and fearful, thus they covered themselves with leaves. It was after they revealed how they had come to know of their nakedness and God cursed the serpent, gave woman severe labour and birthing pains, and cursed man and the ground he came from that He made them clothing out of animal skins. But the bible does not say that God was ashamed of mans nakedness.
Shelley, think back to every guy on a bike you have ever seen in your life. Hundreds of people, probably. Now, how many of them were naked, sex-crazed perverts coming to enslave you? Seriously, this is not a rhetorical question. Say the number aloud to yourself, Shelley, I know it helps.
Side note: I know immigrants who can speak better English than you. Everyone does.
This is a joke right? It has to be. Surely no one is this stupid?
YOU RETARDED FUCK UP’S Bike riding can lead to lesbianism, homosexuality, body painting
and white slavery.
WHAT THE FUCK GO AND JUMP OFF A CLIFF. AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN ALL YOUR OIL AND GAS RUNS OUT??? AND IF YOU ‘LOVE GOD’ SO MUCH WHY ARE YOU POLLUTING HIS EARTH, thankyou america for wrecking the enviroment for the rest of the international community
you know what happens when a someone has sex with her cousin PEOPLE LIKE YOU
i hope you fucking die