I Ain’t A Terrorist!
Are these people terrorists?
If you think they are then y’all got another thing coming to you because they ain’t. But Janet Napolitano thinks they are. If it was up to her, they’d be locked up in some concentration camp undergoing "re-education" to turn them into the robo-Marxists that run the Obamanation or having some surgical procedure that would make them unable to pro-create in the way that God intended.
Know who else had a plan like that? Hitler.
Wanna talk about an axis of evil? If these three ever got together
the world would surely turn into a cesspool of sin, sodomy and
socialism before you could beg the Lord for forgiveness.
I wanna refresh your memory on who these folks really are and why they ain’t terrorists:
George Washington :
This is called a "dollar bill". It’s American money you buy things with under our CAPITALIST system. It ain’ t just meaningless paper. It ain’t scrip you get from working for some government factory making itchy wool socks or transitor radio that break down right after you take them outta the box. It ain’t a government voucher for moldy cheese and stale bread. It’s worth somthing. It’s not only worth something, it means something. It means freedom – freedom to buy anything the Lord doesn’t find sinful. It means capitalism – the economic system created by the United States of America that is the envy of the world. It means democracy – the only system of government that allows capitalism to thrive and gives you the freedom to make the money that allows you to buy anything the Lord doesn’t find sinful.
Guess whose picture is on it? That’s right. George Washington. Why is his picture on the dollar bill? BECAUSE HE AIN’T A TERRORIST.
Mother Theresa
Mother Theresa was a Catholic and Catholics ain’t Christians but she didn’t wanna kill pre-borns and she got leprosy which is enough to make anyone understand that blowing yourself up don’t solve no one’s problems. Sure, she always wore something on her head but it weren’t a towel and she never bowed toward Mecca and that means that SHE AIN’T A TERRORIST.
Ronald Reagan
Even at the end of his life when he couldn’t go to the bathroom by himself and could only eat pudding, Ronald Reagan slept with a six gun under his pillow just in case the Commies tried to sneak up on him. He was that kinda man. A man who never met a pre-born that he didn’t like. A man who could sniff out socialism like a splunker lookng for water and twice as accurate. A man who, even in his last waning years, could tame a wild horse that even the most hardened of cowpunchers feared. In short – A MAN WHO WAS NOT A TERRORIST.
The Pope
Ok. I’m gonna fess up and say I ain’t real sure that the Pope isn’t a terrorist. He’d prolly take a bullet for a pre-born but he wants to see Israel destroyed. He knows that homos is evil but he wants to destroy capitalism because some polar bear might have to swim a couple of extra feet to find an ice flow to eat the seal he killed. He says he don’t like Commies but the Vatican’s got the largest collection of pornography in the world. My daddy always told me that if a man wears a hat you should give him the benefit of the doubt. So I’m gonna do that. But I got my eye on you, Mr. Pope.
You
Do you love America? Do you think that all life is sacred? Are you willing to risk your life to make the world safe for Democracy, the American language and Jesus? Do you like having a big plate of pork sausages for breakfast in the morning without some muslim calling you an infidel? Are you one of the tens of millions of Americans quietly stockpiling all the guns, ammo and kevlar vests your budget will allow as the Second Amendment mandates we do? Did you not shed a tear as God righteously gave Tiller the Baby Killer his just desserts and sent him to Hell to incur the wrath of all women whose pre-borns he killed? Do you think you oughta be able to drive an H2 without some hippie spray painting profanity all over it? Are you tired of Barak Osama Homo bin Laden spending hundreds of billions of your tax dollars fixing potholes and protecting mosquitos when you could be using that money to buy one of them new flat screen HDTVs that’ll let you watch all the NASCAR races at the same time? If you answered yes to any of these question then YOU AIN’T A TERRORIST.
But Janet Napolitano thinks you are.
Tell Janet Napolitano to go back to Russia – sign the petition to get her to resign TODAY !
God is Love!
BBN
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if you’re going to make sensationalist claims about the Obama administration, you’d better be giving a legitimate source. as far as i’m concerned the OA has not branded these folks as terrorists, and because you don’t give a reason why this is true your article fails from the start.
before you start labeling obama a socialist, explain why it’s bad. why shouldn’t the rich be expected to help the poor, and why shouldn’t the government try to help its needy people? even reagan attempted to help the poor (though reaganomics was a flop) so does that mean that’s he’s a socialist radical as well?
Teresa may have wanted to save pre-borns, but she also wanted to deny patients medication to make them suffer, and attempted to undermine the status that women fought so hard for. she may not be a terrorist, but she is not a saint by any means, either. plua, that picture of her looks so much like a monkey that you’re almost proving evolution true right there. nice going, morons :P
and the questions you ask in the last section so stupid that they’re not worth answering. considering that you think that you’re such a great, awesome, american person, you’d think that you would have better ways to spend your time…
bring deism back!!
OMG what is with it with you Americans?!?!
THERE IS NO AMERICAN LANGUAGE, YOU SPEAK ENGLISH, GET THE FUCK OVER IT. AMERICAN TRADITIONS ARE JUST KNOCK OF OF EVERY ONE ELSES TRADITIONS.
It is written in the golden plates, America will be destroyed by the ones they tried to destroy.
Gather around America and listen to the wise words writen in the Book of Mormon. Get out of the dark, get into the light…
The pope really looks like an disgusting paedophile and wears dresses on a daily basis. In another word – he’s an transvestite paedophile. And look…. he wears hats too.
Woah, woah, BECAGRANT. It’s not all Americans that believe that, more the xenophobic ones, like Shelley and her droves of extremely liberal minions.
And yes, I do mean liberal. They wish to change everything about the real American culture and make it this closed minded, dark place that is so very bigoted that it would make Osama Bin Laden jealous. And, last I checked the word ‘liberal’ means a want for change.
it’s another “think” coming, not another “thing” coming.
@ annie
I believe you will find the grammatically correct statement is “You have another thing coming.” I recomend you finish kindergarten (or whatever its called there, maybe preschool) before you attempt to correct someone.
‘prolly’ could someone please explain? Also what is ‘fess’ and ’splunker’ i believe it would be easier to read a proper language like Arabic. Ps that picture of Mother Thesesa looks like george w ‘monkeyboy’ bush not heard much from him recently as actually done something right for a change like die?
Please, use your brain before you post. “Prolly” is the common abbreviation for the word “probably.” “Fess” is the same thing, only to confess. And I believe they misspelled “spelunker” as “splunker.” Not a very common mistake, but give them a break. I mean, they’re not the sharpest tools in the shed.
Well forgive me for being stupid! I have to say I have never seen those silly abbreviations -used in connection to those words that to my mind should not be abbreviated-before apart from on this site, maybe its an American thing no doubt I will be corrected.
@Voltaire, The Department of Homeland Security and its fusion centers such as the Missouri Information Analysis Center labeled Ron Paul supporters,libertarians and Constitution Party members among others(veterans,pro-life activists,Second Amendment activists,”Tea Party” protesters) as potential “right-wing extremist terrorists”! http://www.reason.com/blog/printer/132250.html http://www.nolanchart.com/article6227.html P.S. What’s wrong with socialism? It’s charity by government force and violence,which is immoral and inefficient! And socialism leads to social control and bloated bureaucratic big government which can lead to a police state! Socialism is incompatible with genuine liberty and prosperity!
P.P.S. I’m gay, too. Do you have a problem with that?
i thought socialism was just everyone is equal, and the people choose how the countries money is spent. several aspects of socialism are good, and try to be applied in a democracy. They only problem is that private ownership is limited, which instantly destroys monopolies.
Everything and anything this site posts is absolute and complete horse shit, and we should all gather around and point and laugh at the small population that the United States of America is ashamed of.
ShelleyTheRepublican, you fail. I’m surprised any of the writers on this site are intelligent enough to have figured out how to use a keyboard.
The funniest part of all of this is that I’m sure Homeland Security is monitoring THIS site, as they do with many blog sites that they deem a possible threat some time in the future. So the joke is on you, Shelley. I hope the SWAT team raids your mobile home.
Aside from the obvious, even though this seems obvious, Catholicism predates protestantism, in fact, it was directly inherited from the teachings of Christ. Case in point, Catholicism is Christianity you asshate.
Yes, all life is sacred. Sadly, you all are terrists because you want to kill all Muslims, gays, and anybody else who threatens your plans to conqour the world. (which means me, but i’l be one step ahead when it comes to the power struggle)
“Why is his picture on the dollar bill? BECAUSE HE AIN’T A TERRORIST.”
Stalin and Lenin are on coins.
Andrew Jackson was a bon-a-fied war criminal: http://freedominourtime.blogspot.com/2008/02/war-criminal-on-twenty-dollar-bill.html
Try learn not just about what tautological arguments are, but about history and you won’t be lost in ideology.
I just noticed something…
“If these three ever got together
the world would surely turn into a cesspool of sin, sodomy and
socialism before you could beg the Lord for forgiveness.”
Just to say, Hitler kind of killed the homosexuals…..