Repost : The truth about Atheism exposed.
The first in a series of articles about the Godless minority who pose an even bigger threat to our society than the Muslims.
There is a group at large in American society that hates God. A group that denies the truth about His son Jesus Christ, Our Savior. A group that detests the American way of life, spits on the American dream. People who don’t care if you live or die. They don’t even feel anything for their own mothers! They are disgusting, immoral and hateful. They are the Atheists.
Unsurprisingly, recent surveys have shown that decent Christian Americans hate Atheists even more than they hate Muslims and black people. A study published in the “American Sociological Review” by Professor Joseph Gerteis and Associate Professor Douglas Hartmann proves, among other things that Americans rate atheists below Muslims, recent immigrants, homosexuals and other groups as “sharing their vision of American society.” Equally damningly, God-fearing Americans have said that they would want to marry almost anyone rather than an Atheist.
A typical Atheist. Look at his stupid hat! And the way he hides his eyes from God’s light.
But who are these Atheists who are more dangerous than the members of the bomb-crazy America-hating Muslim faith and, crucially, what do they believe? How can you spot one? What is the history of this mad un-belief system? And what should you do if you are unlucky enough to come across one? Tristan Shuddery’s expose of ‘Atheist Troublemakers’ recently on STR.com has made imperative that these questions are answered.
Well, over the next few weeks, I intend to answer all these questions and more. I hope the faithful readers of STR.com will add their own observations and experiences in our vibrant comments section! (Oh and by the way, German liberals, your comments are not appreciated! I wish you well though!).
I’d like to start this week by explaining in ten clear and simple bullet points exactly what Atheists believe and by disabusing a few common misconceptions about their (admittedly absurd) practices. It’s shocking reading!
1) They will do anything and stop at nothing
Perhaps the most terrifying thing about Atheists is that they don’t have what scientists call a “moral compass”. They don’t have any values. They basically don’t know the difference between right and wrong. How could they? They don’t have a God to guide them. As the Republican intellectual and fellow STR.com contributor Tristan Shuddery has already said on this site: “Where do you think American lawmakers got the idea that we shouldn’t murder, steal or rape? Answer: It?s in the Bible. I don’t recall any athiest book telling people not to comit these awful crimes. If you athiests had your way, the nation would be a bloodbath like Nazi Germany or Stalinist Russia. Both fascism and communism are based on Athiesm.”
2) Following on from point one there are two basic corollaries:
a) Because Atheists have no values they see things such as pedophilia as being quite ok. That’s why, for instance, they fill up the internet with their vile porn filth and they are always at the forefront of the pro-abortion (ie, anti-life!) lobby. After all, why should they care?
b) Most criminals are atheists, or, conversely, most atheists (ie all of them!) are criminals (they just haven’t all been caught yet).
Atheists make Our Lord Jesus cry. Please stop it, Atheist renegades!
3) Atheists do not worship Satan.
A common belief about Atheists is that they worship the Dark Lord Satan. This is not actually true. It’s an easy mistake to make, because by denying God they, of course, take on the Devil and will join him in hell, but Atheists claim that they do not even believe in the Devil. They believe in nothing! (See points 2 (a) and 2 (b) to find out what that means).
4) It’s not true that no one really is an Atheist.
Some good Christians, trusting in human nature, believe that Atheists are just “pretending” to deny Jesus and making a stance to be somehow “controversial” like rebellious teenagers who refuse to wash or get a haircut. Sadly, this isn’t true. The malaise runs far deeper than this. Their brains have been so twisted and bent out of shape by Liberal propoganda and drug abuse (see point 7) that they have actually genuinely convinced themselves out of the self-evident truth that a Christian God made us and the world.
5) Atheists think they’re cleverer than you.
One of the most annoying things about Atheists is that their mad lack of belief actually makes them feel somehow superior to real American Christians. Rejecting decent honest faith and belief they use things like a reliance on “scientific methodology”, “reasoned argument”, “historical evidence”, “documentary proof” and “logic” to baffle and confuse. Instead of accepting the obvious reality that the Bible is God’s word, they try to claim that the Gospels were written hundreds of years after the death of Jesus, that there were hundreds of other similar books rejected by committee at something called the council of Nicea and that most of the New Testament was compiled out of political expediency. They say that many of the Jesus stories existed long before Jesus was said to have been alive and that most of his sayings and parables aren’t that impressive anyway. They are wrong.
The Bible. The guidebook for American life and wholly holy. Why won’t atheists accept this?
6) Atheists hate Christians and Christianity.
They are jealous because they know that we are going to heaven. They want to destroy us and everything we stand for. They want to forbid Christianity, raise taxes and disband our armies. They’d like our country to be more like Canada. (By the way, most Canadians are atheists. That’s why they’re so depraved.).
7) Atheists are nearly all druggists.
Far from the warm love of God, believing that they are spinning round on a cold rock in the middle of an empty universe and thinking that they will never see their favorite family pets again in heaven (which of course they won’t since they’re going to hell! Sorry atheists!), atheists wrap themselves up in what they see as a comforting narcotic embrace. They smoke jazz-cigarrettes, inject themselves with heroin and manufacture crystal-meth in their kitchens. Their brains and bodies are ruined.
8) All Democ-rats are Atheists.
Do not believe Democ-rats when they try to tell you that they believe in God. Just like in everything else, they are lying. After all, if they were Christians, they would be Republicans!
9) Atheists don’t know anything about Christianity.
How could they? If they did, they’d worship God instead of spending their whole time off their faces on illegal drugs, protesting about just wars and making trouble.
10) Atheists lives are cold and empty.
Atheists have no appreciation for anything. Period. Because they do not believe in God and have no sense of awe, Atheists can not understand beauty or anything wonderful. To them a rainbow is just a coincidence of light particles seen through water vapor rather than a miracle. Art is meaningless to them and music is just a series of different pressure effects upon the ear drum; that’s why their music (rock, hip hop and something called techno) is so bad.
They love nobody. Nobody loves them. They are depressed and nihilistic, believing that after death there is nothing for them. Then they die and go to hell. It’s awful.
Do you want to be an Atheist? Me neither.
May God Bless and keep you always,
Sam Johnston
Image sources: Typical Atheist: www.samjordison.blogspot.com, Crying Lord Jesus: World Jewish Review, Meth Lady: methmadness.com
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“that’s why their music (rock, hip hop and something called techno) is so bad.”
What do you mean rock is bad? Apparently you’ve never heard of Jack White or The White Stripes.
1. Actually, those morals that you say come from the bible? They actually existed before Jesus was born. They are part of common human intuition. It is actually YOU who would stop at nothing to destroy everyone who doesn’t conform with your beliefs.
2a. Actually, I disagree with all of that, and am also an Atheist.
2b. I’m an atheist and have never committed a crime before in my life.
3. For once you’ve made a correct statement!
4. I don’t do drugs. I also don’t believe there is any heaven or hell.
5. I AM cleverer than YOU. And Shelley and everyone else that runs this site.
6. My best friends are Christians and I respect Christianity. I’ve even read the Bible.
7. Again, never done drugs, never will.
8. Absolutely not true! If you think that then YOU are the one who is twisted!
9. I’ve read the Bible and know quite a deal about Christianity.
10. I choose to be emotionally frozen because it makes life easier to handle. Not because I’m an atheist.
That ‘stupid athiest’ at the top is just your typical person with. Oh my various gods, 3D specs!
Now then a break down of this bullshittery
1) They will do anything and stop at nothing
Not really. If they are anything like my Athist friends they’ll only do it to piss off religious nuts like you for a good laugh.
3) Atheists do not worship Satan.
Very True. This means Atheists do not even believe anything happens after death. Just oblivion.
5) Atheists think they’re cleverer than you.
Only when you irk them. Like you are.
6) Atheists hate Christians and Christianity.
See point 1. The only reason they’d ever ‘hate’ any religion is to piss off some zealot like you for a good laugh.
7) Atheists are nearly all druggists.
Uh no, out of all my friends and relatives the only one that smokes pot is Protestant.
The athiests realize the negative affects of such things and stay far away from it.
8) All Democrats are Atheists.
No. My Mother is a democrat, so much that she’s almost socialist, but she’s a born again Christian at the same time. Republican is a political state, not a religious state, your getting them confused, but then again, your intelligence seems a bit on the slow end, so I’ll overlook that.
9) Atheists don’t know anything about Christianity.
They know enough. Enough to know what is a healthy worship of a religion, and what is fanatical devotion such as yourselves of *cough*Al-Queda*cough
10) Atheists lives are cold and empty.
If anything the ones I know are leading more fulfilling lives than those poor sods across the street. The ones that claim to be Baptists or some other Christian branch off.
Oh come on! This is just a repost
Hi Sam J.
I am an Atheist and I AM DAMN PROUD OF IT God Is a fairy tale created to make us be goo and behave!!!!!
Fuck the rapture!!!!!!!
Okay, I’m confused. I don’t know whether this is satire or serious. It’s way over the top, yes, but a lot of religious fundamentalism is also way over the top, so I can’t tell if this is making fun of said fundamentalism, or if it is part of it…
Another example of a Christian spreading hate and prejudice in the name of God. I’m no atheist, but I am offended by the accusatory tone of this post. It all comes down to one question: HOW DO YOU KNOW? (If anyone can answer this without saying the word ‘Bible’, I might listen.)
What a load of baloney:
1. Abscene of biblical teachings does not warrant an abscene of morality. Atheists, instead of following arbitrary religious rules, follow pure intuition instead and thus have a less biased view of right and wrong. You don’t need to be a biblical scholar to realize that eating children is wrong. Additionally, there really is no universal moral code that works for everybody (nihilism ftw), so don’t try condemn others because their beliefs are different than yours.
Point 3 is actually true. Nice going. The header of point 4 is true as well, but the part about how all atheists are depraved isn’t (see above!)
5: Preferring empirical science over religion doesn’t mean that atheists think that they are smarter than you. They’re just looking at the world in a different manner. Don’t portray atheists as teh villains, because it’s the Christians who started this hate-mongering in the first place.
6 just doesn’t make sense. if atheists realized that christianity led to heaven and was the way to go, they wouldn’t be jealous. They would just convert. Dumbass.
Show me a statistic from a legitimate source that shows that above 80% of atheists take drugs and i’ll start to believe point 7 :P.
Even if i was a devout Christian i would still be a democrat because jesus was extremely liberal. Jesus said “love thy neighbor as thou love thyself,” not “love thy christian-american-fox-news-watching-pro-life-anti-gay-marriage-bigoted-KKK-member neighbor as thou love thyself. Seeing that you’re veritably spitting on one of Christ’s most cherished teachings, how the hell can you call yourself a Christian?
Number 9 is true, but doesn’t really mean much.
Number 10 is just false. Looking at things scientifically doesn’t mean that atheists can’t accept things to be visually appealing.
*sees a rainbow*
Oooh! a rainbow! pretty!
I love my family!
case-in-point.
BTW you don’t have to failingly try to defend yourself, but do the right-wing wackos here at STR consider deism to be akin to atheis, (don’t cite the French Revolution against me. i dont’ support that).
Deism – bringin’ it back
Voltaire
This is hilarious!
My favorite part is when you pretended to take South Park seriously!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
…oh wait. You really DID just take South Park seriously.
Wow.
P.S. I’m pretty sure that Atheists don’t think that they’re cleverer than Christians, just cleverer than idiots.
Same thing, crazy socialist
a-har.
Tristan Shuddery… Is that some sort of masturbation joke?
Tristan Shuddery recently died from autoerotic asphyiation, not masturbation, although both are deadly and can never be done. Tristan was also increasingly liberal in his views thus serving as an excellent example: all liberals die and go to Hell, and usually in some way that ultimately humiliates and shames their families and friends for all eternity.
Always Right
“Unsurprisingly, recent surveys have shown that decent Christian Americans hate Atheists even more than they hate Muslims and black people.”
This just shows how little you know about the true meaning of Christianity…. God IS love, as BBN always says. That he or you don´t know the meaning of the word, and don´t understand the true meaning of what Christianity is all about is however another matter.
America is still a young nation, and atleast 1500 years behind when it comes too fully understanding Christianity…But you´ll learn too….
/True Christian
/True Christian
Talking about one MR TRISTAN SHUDDERY I have been reading your archive it seems Mr Shuddery was posting on this site during April, August and October 2007 then his problems started and you dismissed him from str and even took his company car back whilst appearing to welcome him back if if toed the line -his blog makes interesting reading on how you turned your back on him in his time of need his apparent possession- The thing is on gods hitlist where he is listed it claims he died in room 66 motel 6 – three sixes how very contrived- on the 15 MARCH 2007 SO HOW COULD HE CARRY ON POSTING AND HOW COULD YOU DISMISS HIM A WHOLE 8 MONTHS AFTER HE SUPPOSEDLY DIED?
Brilliant; absolute sheer brilliance. The angry comments really set it off a treat, too…
I wondered as I read it whether people would take it seriously or not. Fantastic stuff!
Hi,
Luckly (as atheists) me and my wife escaped drug addiction.
Unfortunetly we do not support your support for Smoker Rights and other silly ideas posted on this blog.
p.s.Sorry for overlooking sarcasm in your blog. Sriously I feel little bit stupid, anyway the blog is great, we both love it. :)
Hey, idiots!
Terrance and Phillip is part of South Park.
South Park is an AMERICAN television show.
Oddly enough, they understand it a whole lot better than you:
http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/1609.html
Always seems more relevant no matter how often I post it.
This blog should make even the most diehard Republican distance themselves. Certainly.
Is this blog for real? It reads just like some of the people I know. Very unchristian like.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
Spread the truth…
terrance and phillup is a part of an AMERICAN cartoon yet again showing your lack of knowledge towards things you right next time do a little research before you go out on one of your rants you dumbass
I’m pretty sure this is satire. Just look at the “this is the typical atheist, not the glasses to hide God’s light” caption.
Interesting opinion, can’t say I agree.
Entertaining, being blind and hateful (or is it Republican ?) is one of your freedom of course, although I feel (and I am an atheist, you should be surprised) that the use you make of it, the website along with it, is a waste of time and a waste of data being written somewhere on a server (probably operated by an atheist, just to annoy you).
I feel sorry (Yes we can! oups.. that came out wrong :-D ) for you, for your narrow minded vision and beliefs, thanks to guys like you we live in a world divided only as it is based on the 3 dodgy religious institutions.
I will say fair-well with a smile as you embody the exact reasons I felt like never coming back to the United States of Propaganda.
Ignorance and lack of culture.
If atheists are so evil how come priest were the ones raping children? Oh wait that’s catholic, I’m gonna say with 99% certainty that you are either protestant or southern baptist.
This is one of the most propaganda laced websites i’ve ever seen. I’m sure the author of this site has never taken any prescription medication, or perhaps never taken asprin, which is responsible for more deaths PER YEAR than the entire history of known marijuana use. Thats besides the point, very glad to see my fellow atheist stepping up and letting a bit of truth into this mess of a website.
“How can atheist be moral without god to guide them?”
This is a very revealing statement from shelley, who would apparently sprint to a life of crime with out her eye in the sky to keep her in check. Tsk. tsk. Lets all hope shelley doesnt lose her faith anytime soon, she appears to have all the makings of a psychopath. , where it not for god holding her “insanity” from busting loose of course.
As an atheist myself I can confirm that points 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9 and 10 are all rubbish. The only ones living cold and empty lives are the religious fanatics at STR
This doesn’t irk me at all. How can you take it seriously? I think it’s someone joking. You people are tools, I bet he’s laughing his ass off at you.
Kudos, Kudos, Kudos.
This is an excellent skit of some of the posts on this website.
From the instant steryotyping and blind ignorance and hatred, surverys without where they’re from or any evidence, sliding in a bit of anti-muslim and racism and claiming it to be a natural response, images without any ACTUAL reference to the post and vaguely putting some blurb underneath which has been completely made up, a little bit of ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS and some anti-german antincs (but even though we hate you we love you all equally), some ‘if they’re not with us they’re against us and want to destroy out BEAUTIFUL HOMELAND with their murdering, raping, and whatever else is getting on your wick today’, and that they’re all evil, a couple actual truths which are then mixed in with the obvious fact they’re going to hell to hell they’re going to hell TO HELL, a good bit of hypocricy in which they think they’re better which makes them worse which makes us better obviously, a nice little clip from some people we disagree with to fake it’s the actual majority, oh, and that everybody who goes to a public school, doesn’t believe in God… eats Ben&Jerries… does drugs, of course.
Oh, and that democrats, liberals, and any other party want to do your daughter and are fundemtantally the devil in a rather spiffy suit. And that atheists are the ones who know nothing, disregarding the fact at least I, for example, always went to catholic school and has had four years of religious education and probably know more about the bible then your average american Joe, but that can’t be if I don’t agree with the veiws.
And that anybody who doesn’t follow your way is SAD AND LONELY AND COLD AND JUST SO EMPTY ON THE INSIDE. And can’t find a sunset on the beach awe inspiring because they know it’s just a ball of gas in the sky, and just because something has a reason for happening it can’t be appreciated. Oh, and don’t do art, because I don’t often draw myself, and don’t have any MP3 full of music which I absoloubtly adore. Oh and falling in love is just granted by God, you know, with the ability to see etc.
Afraid that stopped getting so vague at the end, but hey, what can you do…
If this is indeed a joke I can only shake your hand, truly, truly good effort.
Im Atheist and this is article is a bunch of crap. Christians hate on EVERYONE who doesnt agree with them, this is part of the reason behind the war in Iraq, which we Canadians got dragged into because we decided to play nicely with America. The other reason behind the Iraq War is America is greedy and needs the oil. Honestly, I think all the countries that America has wronged (which is…all of them)should gang up, and kick the crap out of the States. Well, okay, thats a bit much. Some of the Americans Ive met were nice people, but then again, none of them were Christian. Besiades, the PLA could easily take on America and win by themselves.
What happened to the good old days when we used to throw Christians to Lions?
Hitler, Zhengis Khan, Tamer the Lame, George W Bush and other war criminals of history were mostly believers in god. Most of the blood shed in history is shed in the name of crusades. Most of the bandits, terrorists, thieves of the world pray to god before going out for their operation. The bestiality of the Christian priesthood in the name of “Inquisition” is still afresh in our mind. The fates of Galileo, Giordano Bruno and other proponents of truth cannot be forgotten either.
The people who dropped the Atom Bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki or the Agent Orange on Vietnam were not atheists.
If there is a “God” indeed, then why “He” has created such a world where every animal is compelled to kill another living being, be it a plant or an animal, to remain alive? Does “He” enjoy one of his children killing another and consume it as food? Can such a sadistic attitude be expected from a “benevolent God”? This very reason is sufficient to prove that there is no god.
It requires sufficient moral courage to become an atheist. When you know that there is no god to police you from above, you have to keep yourself on the right track on your own. Actually, the bad elements of the society take refuge in the lap of their imaginary god to have a false excuse for their crimes. The people oppressed by them also seek shelter in the lap of the same imaginary super-being to get a false peace of mind while the real reason of their trouble lies in the oppressing attitudes of their god-fearing brethren.
Shelly I am beginning to think that you are an atheist. Come back to me dear child!