Combating the radical gay agenda : Part 5 : Motorbikes
American motorcycles are the way they should be: Cool looking, loud and very powerful. America loves Harley Davidson, Indian, Boss Hoss and Buell. Motorcycles have what others don’t: The American spirit, a spirit of freedom and wealth and the beautiful feeling of being superior to other less fortunate nations.
As with all good things, motorcycles also became a target of the hateful, stupid gay agenda. What happens when a homosexual starts to “design” (or pervert) motorbikes?
That’s right: He gives at less power than a hair dryer, makes it look like another gay man and paints it pink. It’s just sickening.
If I had a say in that matter I would just plain ban all sorts of scooters. If you want to drive on two wheels you have to do it with style!
Damn you, homosexuals! Why do you have to keep undermining the American Way of Life?
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You know those Big motorcycles are usually compensation for small penises.
Lol @ whatnow so very true. I have to say the pink scooter is particular offensive – and i am gay- the rest of the post complete and utter crap and a tad homoerotic you are loosing your touch people
You know what Shelley, we are ALL homoes…
The difference is, that the majority of people around the world are Homo Sapiens, while you still havent evolved from Homo Erectus….
/True Christian
“If I had a say in that matter”
Luckily, you don´t have anything to say in any public matter.
´Nuff said.
So now you’re not only the police for ungodly things, but the fashion police, too?
why do you have to taint the awesomeness of motorcycles with this kind of vitriol, eh?
“As with all good things, motorcycles also became a target of the hateful, stupid gay agenda. What happens when a homosexual starts to “design” (or pervert) motorbikes?”
First of all, no one with a brain can take your arguement seriously. You are completely one sided on this issue and won’t recognise anything that contradicts your view. What makes the gay agenda “hateful”? They’re the peaceful ones in this debate. Also calling it stupid just shows how childish you really are.
I’m not gay but it really makes me despair for humanities future when we have hate filled people like you who won’t hear about anything different.
“they are violating the laws of the Bible”
And you’re not? I seem to remember a passage from the bible, a fairly famous one:
“Judge not lest ye be judged”
Ask yourself: Who’s the one judging other human beings in this piece? I can tell you that it isn’t the gays, nor the people who posted before me.
ill be the jude!!!! as an avid motorcycle rider I find the pink guy on the gay bike quite offensive. in moscow he would not last long…
you ever smell a good ripe turd? why would any man want to put his “member” in a place that came out of? you guys are going to tell me that its ok? please. your definition of “ok” far exceeds what i will accept.
do what you want to do, but do it behind closed doors, and please, before you smile at me in public while walking down the street can you take a minute and at least pick the dingleberries out of your teeth.
@ pushkin you protest too much about gays are you hiding something you one of those butch closet cases? You seen awfully obessed with anal sex you talk about it more than any gay man i know. The silly little post was about what gays have supposedly done to motorcycles ie transforming them into scooters a completely different thing which in reality they are two different things a bike is a bike a scooter a scooter you cannot turn one gun the other but then the sad little people who run this satirical site know this. Its the people that think its for real and agree i have a problem with. I agree with you about the pink scooter it is offensive but then i am not am orthodox gay.
@ ste……. ive was molested by a gay man when i was a small boy. as was my cousin. ive met too many gay men that are all small boy chasers. you say orthodox as in………orthodox catholic church………….? aint they the guys with all the gay priests molesting the boys that sing in the band? hhhmmmm… not sure ill bring my kids there just yet.
Pushkin many apologies for seeming to be irrelevant i am so sorry you went through what you did i hope the pervert who did that got what he deserved not all gays are like that and most are disgusted like myself with child molesters. Not an orthodox gay for me means i dislike camp, the gay scene, fashion cheesy pop and all sterotypical gayness i keep myself to myself whatever i do is in private with consenting legal adults.
im just kidding! i was never touched by any gay guys.. hahaha!! . although there was this one time, in a bathroom stall, and some guy touched my foot and then said they had dropped the toilet paper…………….. hhmmm all the while hollering ( i thoguht it was constipation but im not sure).. still wonder what that was all about………
im not homophobic, really. i am just yanking your chain. you can come out with the monica lewensky stains on your sweater, and your mustache all matted together and it wont bother me. im not sharing my milk with you! ;-)
Wouldnt dream of pushing my carcass onto anyone lol as for that slutty lewinsky woman please has she no personal standards or class of any sort keeping a cum stained dress how very common the girl should of swallowed or at least washed the dress
@ste.. damn it you made me gag! stop that ! ~
You guys are *so* making me hot with all your sexy makin’ out together. HOT like the FIRES of HELL! HADES is your domain, if you don’t stop. Apparently, sometimes.
Mimsy my dear I hope your not committing the sin of masterbation over this I know your views on that and I suspect himself has more to do than ‘ remove your fingers from your nubbin’! Anyway I prefer someone more local to me say my chav house boy who is also quite good at the washing up and has not broken a single piece of glass ware yet
shelly…i love you. i want to marry you and then make sweet love to you. you get me so hot. i want jesus to sleep on top of us and i want to watch him penetrate you. then when youre sleeping, i want to slit your throat and drink your blood, that way ill always have you in my heart. you sexy beast you. i dont know what you look like, but i hope youre like 785 lbs.
:o
so hornyyyy.
btw, gay people are overrated. i hate the fuckers. they should be wiped off the planet.
fuck offf faggits!
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Damn you, narrow minded bigot! Why do you have to keep undermining the American Way of Life?
Christians are the devils evil doers……………
I have a Harley and I’m a reaging homo!!!
Wanna know what is sickening? REPUBLICANS, STUPID, IGNORANT, FUCKED UP, MULLET WEARING, BROTHER FUCKING, COUSIN MARRYING, INBREEDING REPUBLICANS!!!
In the Famous words of C**r, Top that you bitches!
that’s style! AWESOME!!!!
My name is Denise Matteau and I am a Catholic. I denounce damned bastard homosexuals as they tried to take my only daughter from me and as a result she is dead now. She had an abortion at an early age as she was taught in school how to use her body for attention from men. The Unitarian lesbians coached her to have an abortion without telling me until the deed was done. I remain haunted that my grandchild was sucked from her wanton vagina and flushed in the toilet.
I despise Obama and his type. The mudraces must be returned to the fields to serve us as God meant for them. We are their superiors and we have the right to keep the wetbacks in Mexico. It is sinful to feed their children and I say no welfare to anyone but whites. I have paid into the system through a variety of important jobs one being in the White House under the Clinton’s. It’s survival of the fittest and that is not second and third rate mudraces that resemble gorillas more than humans. I would be proud to own me a couple nigs to do my dirty work and thereby free me to spend my time witnessing to others about God’s love of the white race.
Does it really matter that if you get a certain moped or motorcycle of a nationality, that you are either homosexual or heterosexual? That’s stupid.
To Danise Matteau…
I am sorry to hear about your daughter, unfortunately you seem to blame the wrong people for her death. Sex education and responsibility starts at home. It was up to you to teach your daughter the rights and wrongs about sex, and what to do should one of the wrongs occur. So it pains me to say that you are the only one to blame for this, not us supposed “damned bastard homosexuals”!
As for your bigoted views concerning Obama and non white races… God created everyone as equal! You worship a Jew, a non white probably. There is no mention in the Bible that Jesus was white. To assume God to be a racist is not only wrong, it turns you in to nothing more than what you make those you hate out to be. In fact. Black and gay people tend to be more religious than you.
It’s messed up how you Catholics and the Republicans see life and the Creation. Gay people should take over the world, it would be a much better place – no wars, no silly disputes over human rights, and harsher punishment for people like you, spreaders of hate, the key to the cause!
I am sad to say this, but this world would be a much better place without people like you.
Okay, one thing we can agree on, a black man should not run a country, they lack the capability to see the bigger picture. We have seen this with Zimbabwe and now South Africa, though I do think that I can give an African American the benefit of doubt.
Remember one day, when you are standing in front of God, he will judge you as you have been judging others…
Oh, and to Shelley. I can assure you, though the consept of the scooter may seem gay, we had nothing to do with that either. It does paint a funny picture, but it’s seriously not us that should take the credit for that.
As a rule, most gay men are size queens, we like big things between our legs (haven’t met one with less than 8 inches yet – apart from that one straight mad I fucked, he was small – but let’s keep our minds out of their underwear…)!
As far as the little girly bikes in the pictures above go, I’ve tried to take my Harley to a Pride March, though the attention from the biker boys was great, the Queens didn’t approve of me fucking around through the floats with my noisy baby!
I should send you a pic! Hot, muscled, wearing nothing but boots and a leather thong!
You people and your strange ideas. Hoestly woman!
Thanks for the laugh though.
only two words are required to describe you…..
FUCKING MORON
You can send that hot muscled thong pic my way any day Johan DAYUM!