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Shministim = Traitor Jews

Friends there’s been a lot of talk about the ’shministim ‘, the group that goes by the silly moniker of ‘Jewish voices for Peace’ . They’re a group of Israeli self-loathing ‘conscientious objectors’ who want to use sedition and pacifist conspiracy to destroy Israel from within. These vicious ’shministim’ gangsters need to be stopped!

Anti-Semitism at it’s Worst: Why do the ’shministim’ hate Israel so much they’re willing to have peace with the Palestinians? Palestinians are dangerous land-grabbing murderers, constantly plotting from their armed fortresses of West Bank and Gaza to destroy Israel.

Israel is America’s bulwark against the Islamofascist hordes threatening to destroy civilization: this is why the US gives over 3 times the amount spent by most NATO countries to Israel. Simply put we have no choice: Jews may have brutally killed Jesus, but forgiveness and tolerance are the hallmark of Christian Republican America. As our good friends and Shelley-PAC donors at Jews for Jesus and AIPAC have said, we need to keep financing Israel and settlement expansion or the terrorists will have won.

Some people argue that Israelis who take trillions in American taxpayer handouts are freeloading bums: this is completely false and unfair. As Christians we need to respect Jewish traditions, and accepting free money is one of judaism’s oldest ones. Whether the Federal Reserve or the multi-billion dollar porn industry, it’s customary they congregate in quick-buck easy-money enterprises around the globe, it’s just the way it is, and it’s not for us to comment on. If jewish lawyers from the ACLU criticized our homemade American tradition of apple pie and lighting crosses on fire on black people’s lawns, would we accept that? Of course not, good white Christians have been doing it since the dawn of time, it’s true-blue Americana and it’s a part of our cultural tradition. Plain as plain.

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Peace at last, Palestinian criminal and Israeli defender: This photograph shows what America’s financial commitment to peace in the middle east can accomplish: with enough weaponry and ammunition the Palestinian scourge can be eradicated once and for all, bringing a final solution to the muslim infestation.

Let me ask you this Shministim thugs: you took America’s money but now you don’t want to kill any ragheads? You’re either cowards or double-crossing rats! Good to see you’ve brought shame to every Israeli who will gladly accept whatever money they get given, regardless of what they have to do for it. What makes you ’shministim’ so special?

While here at STR we refuse to condone threats or violence of any kind it needs to be stated: the real ‘Jews for peace’ live in settlements in the West Bank and Gaza, carry loaded assault rifles, have a kill-on-sight any Palestinian they see attitude, and will do whatever it takes to rid the Holy Lands of the Islamofascist menace even if it means having to suffer through accidental mishaps like dropping white phosphorous on Palestinian civilians. As Christians we must do whatever we can to support this, it’s the least we can do, besides paying for all of it like we are already. And with enough good work the Rapture will finally occur, sending all good Christians (Jews and Muslims not included) to Heaven for all eternity.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

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HOBG – Randall Terry Wins!

Randall Terry, the founder of the original Operation Rescue and one of five people that didn’t want Terri Schiavo dead, shut down the so-called "presidency" of Barak HUSSIEN Obama by not stopping him from speaking at Noter Dame.  From here on out, the world knows that BHO personally kills preborns.  Also, the march of the murderous gay nazi cannibals continues its grip on California by trying to pass a law saying that being nice to transvestite kindergartners is a good thing.  It ain’t.

God is Love!
BBN

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Masturbation : Harmful to your health and against the will of God

This is not the first time we are informing you about the dangers of masturbation and it won’t be the last time either.

To make it short: God don’t like it! Why does God not like it? Because sex is meant for procreation. Period. If you masturbate you spill your valuable seamen and God don’t like wasteful behavior! If you are a woman and you masturbate you are a slut and you deserve the cancer masturbation causes.

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Homosexuals and Liberals gang up against good taste and American core values. Masturbation is one of the leading causes for moral decay. Just don’t do it!

Leading health publications warn against the dangers of masturbation and latest studies indicate that masturbation does in fact cause all sorts of medical problems.

The harmful effects of masturbation include discharge of semen when u think about girl, reduction in penis size, tapering of penis in the base, reduced erection size, reduced amount of orgasm and the worst of all premature ejaculation. All of these problems are a big problems by themselves but thinking that they all are caused because of too much masturbation, i will say that masturbation is harmful.

Now the harmful effects of masturbation are not just restricted to those physical problems that i have discussed. It also effects memory. It will also effect your social behavior because you would tend to be isolated and lonely. Eventually if you fall into all this problems there will be a new kind of world for you, which will not be a reality. Your world will be full of frustration. All you will think about is that you are not enough for a girl and you will never be married. I have been through all this and I do not want anyone to go in that direction. It is better to educate yourself about it. (Source)

The most important side-effects of masturbation include:

-For males:

  • Smaller Penis size
  • Lower sperm count
  • Hearing problems
  • Crooked penis
  • Mental problems
  • God hates you and you will never find a good woman

-For females:

  • Increased body hair
  • Painful period
  • Mental problems
  • God will send you to hell and everybody will know that you are a filthy slut
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This person is sinning against God. There will be a very heavy price to pay.

Personally I can’t understand at all why people masturbate. If I would do it I could never face the woman in the mirror. Why do it? It ain’t American! It’s just plain wrong! Don’t do it folks.

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Enhanced Interrogation works… bet your life!

PFC Michael Rob, writing once again from behind enemy lines!

Why is it that the libtards keep yacking about “torture” – cant those morans read? Dick Cheney already explained that a lot of useful information came out because of the specialized enhanced interrogation techniques we used. If we had not been prepared to use the techniques we did your kids would right now be making forced-conversions to Islam at gunpoint. America owes Dick Cheney and George W. Bush for keeping us all safe.

I know this for a fact, because I was there. Back in Abu Grahib they used to call me “the extractor” because I had a way of getting the terrorists to confess to anything.

The libtards say that what we did was “torture” and that it did not work. I’m 100% certain that our enhanced interrogation techniques work just fine. For example we had a guy brought in: He says he’s we got the wrong guy. My CO tells me to find out what he knows, so I go to work. After I splashed a little water on his face the truth comes gushing out. Turns out that he was one of Osama bin Laden’s bodyguard and part of a secret conspiracy to build a giant laser in one of his mountain bases.

After extracting this valuable information we had the base bombed, and later on the marines who went in found some chemicals which could be used to build a laser. How do the folks who claim that my techniques are useless explain that fact?

The thing the defeat-o-crats do not understand is that we are not dealing with regular terrorists: These guys are dangerous muslims, and that means they hate Jesus and they hate our freedom. There’s no good palling around with these guys – because if you do they might try out one of their muslim curses. You’ve got to get tough on these bad-guys. One guy we had to treat for 50 days before he spilled the beans, but when he did our eyes popped with the quality of intelligence.

Let me ask you one last question: How do you think we found out about the link between 9/11 and Saddam Hussein? How do you think we found out about Saddam’s WMDs, and where did we get the intel regarding Osama’s plan to blow up the White-House using a Red-Mercury dirty-bomb? Do you think we got that by sipping tea with towelheads? Heck no – that was me!

Until next time, stay secure!

PFC Michael Rob

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The Concensus Is Gonna Be Used To Kill Christians

You heard me right!  Thanks it Vic Eliason and World Net Daily for exposing Barak Osama Homo Bin Laden’s evil plan to use UPS devices to map the front doors of the homes of Christians so when the New World Order plots the take over of America they can shoot the same missles they used to kill Saddam Hussein to kill every pious Christian in America.  Sleep tight, America!  And why do they need to count me, anyway?  The concensus don’t make no sense.

Also, I try to figure out what the link is between the two biggest threats to the GOP is and I mean Michael Steele and Colin Powell.

God is Love!

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Obama is sending terrorists to YOUR neighborhood!

Friends,

How would you feel if Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Osama Bin Laden’s number-two were to move in right next to your home? How would you feel knowing that your kids had to walk past his den of terror every day on their way to school? Would you feel comfortable knowing that the 2nd most evil man on the planet is making his evil plans in the middle of your Christian community?

No, of course not: But you might not be surprised to learn that Obama plans to do exactly this. He’s going to shut-down our freedom-camp at Guantanamo Bay and ship all of the terrorists over here. If he gets his way there could be terrorists living amongst us.


Obama’s terrorist madness: Some speculate that Obama wishes to bring the terrorists here so he can be closer to his real masters… the islamofascist bosses of Al-Queda.

While the Dumbocrats are leaping over themselves to sell-out America, the GOP are doing what we always do, campaigning about real issues: Lets keep the terrorists out of America. We need Guantanamo bay if we value our freedom.

JG

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Dirty, Rotten, Filthy, Stinking Illegal Immigrants!

It might shock you but sometimes I doubt the wisdom of our Republican leadership. Why do we allow those filthy illegal immigrants to invade and damage our holy Homeland? Why don’t we enforce the laws and kick them out? Why don’t we use new detention centers to incarcerate them and force them into labor to let them pay for the damages they have done? There ain’t no reason at all not do deal with them parasites!

    STR FACT FILE:

    Illegal immigrants are responsible for:

  • -70% of all drive-by shootings
  • -65% of all homicides
  • -59% of all violent crimes
  • -75% of all car thefts
  • -69% of all armed robberies
  • Even though they only account for 12% of the total population!!!

Illegal immigrants are a heavy burden on your social services. They occupy most of the emergency rooms 24/7, because they always have fights and are drunk and get injured. Visit any free clinic in your county right now and I GUARANTEE that most of the people there are illegal immigrants. If not, you can call me a liar. Illegal immigrants keep the police busy, so they don’t have time to protect our Homeland. Illegal immigrants occupy 65% of all prison cells in America. The children of illegal immigrants are blocking our public school system by not even speaking English! One more reason to finally implement home-schooling! Illegal immigrants are too stupid to know when they are too drunk to drive and cause many deadly accidents in America.


God bless Bill O’Reilly! He is fighting for law and justice in America!

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Stupid, dumbass Mexicans driving drunk and killing Americans!
Just look at them! How stupid they look, how stupid they act!
Why do we allow this kind of human waste in our homeland?

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Read more about immigrants causing deadly car accidents here!

Most important though: Illegal immigrants are taking away our jobs. They steal our jobs. Real Americans are unemployed because of they criminal behavior! If we would kick out all illegals we would not have any unemployment problem in America and we could flourish once more!

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Yes, entering America illegally is “PROHIBIDO”, but do you think they respect our laws? No, they don’t. They are dirty criminals and we Americans are stupid idiots for not enforcing our own laws!

    STR FACT FILE:

    Illegal immigrants have no morals:

  • -49% of all illegal aliens have left they family behind, not taking care of their own is a sin against God!
  • -55% of all female illegals have at one abortion during their lifetime!
  • -45% of all illegal children are born as bastards because their parents are too stupid to get married first!
  • -95% of all illegal immigrants are Catholics and Catholicism is a false religion as we know!
  • 44% of all illegal immigrants have homosexual tendencies.

You might ask: “Well Shelley, what can we do about the plague of illegal immigrants?”
Worry not, my friends. The Republican Party is the party of IDEALS & IDEAS!

Here is what you can do to clean up America:

The next time you come across an illegal immigrant, let him know what you think about him. If necessary, drag him to the next police station yourself. It’s your right as an American. The next time you enter a Burger King and you see illegals standing around with their fingers in their nose (as they love to do so much!), demand to see the manager and let him show you the proper papers. If he can’t come up with any, call the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services Department! And most important, never, ever hire illegals yourself. If you need a good nanny or a babysitter or a cleaning lady or a maid, there are plenty as well qualified white American girls on the job market by now. They do a much better job, they don’t spit in your food, they don’t abuse your children and they don’t stink as illegals do.

Let’s make America a cleaner, friendlier place!

Thanks for reading.

Yours,
Shelley The Republican

The sources for this article are: USCIS.gov, gallup.com, nytimes.com, wikipedia.org, foxnews.com & wordnetdaily.com. Picture sources: wordnetdaily.com and uscis.gov

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Repost : The truth about Atheism exposed.

The first in a series of articles about the Godless minority who pose an even bigger threat to our society than the Muslims.

There is a group at large in American society that hates God. A group that denies the truth about His son Jesus Christ, Our Savior. A group that detests the American way of life, spits on the American dream. People who don’t care if you live or die. They don’t even feel anything for their own mothers! They are disgusting, immoral and hateful. They are the Atheists.

Unsurprisingly, recent surveys have shown that decent Christian Americans hate Atheists even more than they hate Muslims and black people. A study published in the “American Sociological Review” by Professor Joseph Gerteis and Associate Professor Douglas Hartmann proves, among other things that Americans rate atheists below Muslims, recent immigrants, homosexuals and other groups as “sharing their vision of American society.” Equally damningly, God-fearing Americans have said that they would want to marry almost anyone rather than an Atheist.

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A typical Atheist. Look at his stupid hat! And the way he hides his eyes from God’s light.

But who are these Atheists who are more dangerous than the members of the bomb-crazy America-hating Muslim faith and, crucially, what do they believe? How can you spot one? What is the history of this mad un-belief system? And what should you do if you are unlucky enough to come across one? Tristan Shuddery’s expose of ‘Atheist Troublemakers’ recently on STR.com has made imperative that these questions are answered.

Well, over the next few weeks, I intend to answer all these questions and more. I hope the faithful readers of STR.com will add their own observations and experiences in our vibrant comments section! (Oh and by the way, German liberals, your comments are not appreciated! I wish you well though!).

I’d like to start this week by explaining in ten clear and simple bullet points exactly what Atheists believe and by disabusing a few common misconceptions about their (admittedly absurd) practices. It’s shocking reading!

1) They will do anything and stop at nothing

Perhaps the most terrifying thing about Atheists is that they don’t have what scientists call a “moral compass”. They don’t have any values. They basically don’t know the difference between right and wrong. How could they? They don’t have a God to guide them. As the Republican intellectual and fellow STR.com contributor Tristan Shuddery has already said on this site: “Where do you think American lawmakers got the idea that we shouldn’t murder, steal or rape? Answer: It?s in the Bible. I don’t recall any athiest book telling people not to comit these awful crimes. If you athiests had your way, the nation would be a bloodbath like Nazi Germany or Stalinist Russia. Both fascism and communism are based on Athiesm.”

2) Following on from point one there are two basic corollaries:

a) Because Atheists have no values they see things such as pedophilia as being quite ok. That’s why, for instance, they fill up the internet with their vile porn filth and they are always at the forefront of the pro-abortion (ie, anti-life!) lobby. After all, why should they care?

b) Most criminals are atheists, or, conversely, most atheists (ie all of them!) are criminals (they just haven’t all been caught yet).

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Atheists make Our Lord Jesus cry. Please stop it, Atheist renegades!

3) Atheists do not worship Satan.

A common belief about Atheists is that they worship the Dark Lord Satan. This is not actually true. It’s an easy mistake to make, because by denying God they, of course, take on the Devil and will join him in hell, but Atheists claim that they do not even believe in the Devil. They believe in nothing! (See points 2 (a) and 2 (b) to find out what that means).

4) It’s not true that no one really is an Atheist.

Some good Christians, trusting in human nature, believe that Atheists are just “pretending” to deny Jesus and making a stance to be somehow “controversial” like rebellious teenagers who refuse to wash or get a haircut. Sadly, this isn’t true. The malaise runs far deeper than this. Their brains have been so twisted and bent out of shape by Liberal propoganda and drug abuse (see point 7) that they have actually genuinely convinced themselves out of the self-evident truth that a Christian God made us and the world.

5) Atheists think they’re cleverer than you.

One of the most annoying things about Atheists is that their mad lack of belief actually makes them feel somehow superior to real American Christians. Rejecting decent honest faith and belief they use things like a reliance on “scientific methodology”, “reasoned argument”, “historical evidence”, “documentary proof” and “logic” to baffle and confuse. Instead of accepting the obvious reality that the Bible is God’s word, they try to claim that the Gospels were written hundreds of years after the death of Jesus, that there were hundreds of other similar books rejected by committee at something called the council of Nicea and that most of the New Testament was compiled out of political expediency. They say that many of the Jesus stories existed long before Jesus was said to have been alive and that most of his sayings and parables aren’t that impressive anyway. They are wrong.

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The Bible. The guidebook for American life and wholly holy. Why won’t atheists accept this?

6) Atheists hate Christians and Christianity.

They are jealous because they know that we are going to heaven. They want to destroy us and everything we stand for. They want to forbid Christianity, raise taxes and disband our armies. They’d like our country to be more like Canada. (By the way, most Canadians are atheists. That’s why they’re so depraved.).

Terrance and Philip : Just one of the sick creations of the Canadian atheists. Christians be warned, do not watch this sick film clip.

7) Atheists are nearly all druggists.

Far from the warm love of God, believing that they are spinning round on a cold rock in the middle of an empty universe and thinking that they will never see their favorite family pets again in heaven (which of course they won’t since they’re going to hell! Sorry atheists!), atheists wrap themselves up in what they see as a comforting narcotic embrace. They smoke jazz-cigarrettes, inject themselves with heroin and manufacture crystal-meth in their kitchens. Their brains and bodies are ruined.

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A crystal meth user. Is she an Atheist? I wouldn’t be surprised.

8) All Democ-rats are Atheists.

Do not believe Democ-rats when they try to tell you that they believe in God. Just like in everything else, they are lying. After all, if they were Christians, they would be Republicans!

9) Atheists don’t know anything about Christianity.

How could they? If they did, they’d worship God instead of spending their whole time off their faces on illegal drugs, protesting about just wars and making trouble.

10) Atheists lives are cold and empty.

Atheists have no appreciation for anything. Period. Because they do not believe in God and have no sense of awe, Atheists can not understand beauty or anything wonderful. To them a rainbow is just a coincidence of light particles seen through water vapor rather than a miracle. Art is meaningless to them and music is just a series of different pressure effects upon the ear drum; that’s why their music (rock, hip hop and something called techno) is so bad.

They love nobody. Nobody loves them. They are depressed and nihilistic, believing that after death there is nothing for them. Then they die and go to hell. It’s awful.

Do you want to be an Atheist? Me neither.

May God Bless and keep you always,

Sam Johnston

Image sources: Typical Atheist: www.samjordison.blogspot.com, Crying Lord Jesus: World Jewish Review, Meth Lady: methmadness.com

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Combating the radical gay agenda : Part 5 : Motorbikes

American motorcycles are the way they should be: Cool looking, loud and very powerful. America loves Harley Davidson, Indian, Boss Hoss and Buell. Motorcycles have what others don’t: The American spirit, a spirit of freedom and wealth and the beautiful feeling of being superior to other less fortunate nations.

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A better acceleration than an Italian sports-car, heavier than the average Japanese rice bowl and even cooler than a Hummer H2: The Boss Hoss Motorcycle. Even a little man looks incredible hot and American on one of those babies. Hell, even a smelly frenchman would look good on a Boss Hoss!
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Only Americans can come up with a design that good like that one. Look at the sleek lines, it’s just plain beautiful. That, Ladies and Gentleman is why we are still the world leader in motorcycle technology. Our success proves us right!

As with all good things, motorcycles also became a target of the hateful, stupid gay agenda. What happens when a homosexual starts to “design” (or pervert) motorbikes?
That’s right: He gives at less power than a hair dryer, makes it look like another gay man and paints it pink. It’s just sickening.

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After having had a night of anal sex and abusing other males bodies they put on their leather pants or dresses to ride home on their pink, Italian made “scooters”. I don’t know what to hate more: That they are violating the laws of the Bible at night or violating the laws of good taste during the day. Just plain filthy!

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If I had a say in that matter I would just plain ban all sorts of scooters. If you want to drive on two wheels you have to do it with style!

Damn you, homosexuals! Why do you have to keep undermining the American Way of Life?

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