The Greatest Story Ever Told
Friends,
You just have to buy this book , it’s a thrilling story of one man’s life and how he changed America by standing up to the gay drug-using homo-negro who wanted to become President. It’s the story of the little guy who stood up to big power so that we could all live out our dreams.
All Joe wanted to be was an honest, hard-working plumber. Unfortunately big-government regulations and crazy democrat taxes forced him to close down his plumbing business. Joe got mad, and he started asking questions. He asked a question to the taxer-in-chief Barrack Hussein Obama and inspired Sarah Palin to run for vice-President. The rest is history, and you can read a 100% truthful account of that history in what is probably the very best book you will ever read this year:
Joe is a true patriot – you can see that because unlike libtards he’s not ashamed to cover his book in the stars and stripes. Just look at him – that’s the face of a real conservative thinker.
"You know a lot of the stuff that our government is doing right now is all about taxation without representation and you know the last time that happened a couple guys got together and threw the Brits out."
Bam!! see how Samuel "Joe" Wuzerlbacher socks it to the tax and spend demoncrats. I love this guy. You will too. And jus remember, when you buy this book for the reduced price of $19.96 a dollar goes to help fund ShelleyTheRepublican’s freedom campaign. That’s right – you can read about the American dream and help fight for the American dream all at the same time.
Yours in Christ,
Jimmy Goddard
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The fact that it is you singing praises to it Jimmy, like it was Bible:The New Edition, is enough to turn me off. Your wild theories of the past have lost all your creibility.
I’m still waiting for the large Hadron collider to annihilate us into oblivion.
Raven’s Blessings.
BORING, BORING, BORING AND GUESS WHAT BORING! What about those poor Mexicans dying of swine flu!!!! that’s far more important! Btw where has Shelly gone I miss her rants dont tell me she is either on her day job as one of the four horsemen and is in Mexico or else she is locked up in a compound awaiting the end days!
“You just have to buy this book , it’s a thrilling story of one man’s life and how he changed America by standing up to the gay drug-using homo-negro who wanted to become President. It’s the story of the little guy who stood up to big power so that we could all live out our dreams.”
You forgot the part where he utterly failed and made an idiot out of himself that everybody laughs about.
“”You know a lot of the stuff that our government is doing right now is all about taxation without representation and you know the last time that happened a couple guys got together and threw the Brits out.”"
Well, as if we didn´t knew already that he´s a moron, we now also know that he´s a historically ignorant moron.
“Bam!! see how Samuel “Joe” Wuzerlbacher socks it to the tax and spend demoncrats. I love this guy. You will too.”
I already do. He´s good political comedic relief.
The German Guy
If you wait just 6 weeks more, you’ll be able to get it at the Really Reduced price of $2.49, just before it gets shipped off to the shredder.
Praise Him!
Besides, if you’re a true Christian, you’d know the Greatest Story Ever Told would be the Birth of Jesus.
You heretic.
Joe the Plumber is living proof of what happens when you drink to much beer,praise Jesus way to much, and why the culture war is idotic!