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The Stink of Vermont

Friends,

The other day my daughter had some of her friends sleeping over. I noticed to my horror that one of the kids had brought a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Ice-cream. “Young girl”, I asked sternly, “where did you get this from?”

“From the Mall,” She replied – “I saved up my week’s allowance so we could all share it”.

Obviously these kids had not read the news about the abomination and travesty of the constitution which had been unleashed in the formerly great-state of Vermont. I undertood that these kids need to keep their innocence until the day they are married, but just then Jesus helped me realize how I could teach these young girls a powerful life-lesson that they would remember for the rest of their lives.

“Give me that tub of ice cream”, I said to the young girl, “So tell me about this stuff?”

“It’s got chocoloate and cones -”

“And nuts and vanila”, chimed in another girl.

“It’s real tasty”, said a third, “can we have it back?”

“Not just yet – now let me just set the ice-cream down here. Kids, do you know where this stuff is made?”, I asked.

“Vermont”

“Yes, that’s right – it comes from a place far away in the north-east called Vermont where only a few weeks ago they ruled that homosexuals should be given the right to marry just like your mommy and daddy. That means in the state of vermont they all think your mommy and daddy are queers… so lets just heap a bunch of these cigarette butts into your ice-cream to represent the faggots and homos who are fornicating in that corrupted state”

“Next, just think about all the sinfulness that’s going on right now in Vermont. I can just imagine Jesus looking down and seeing all that sin going on and shedding a tear. Molly, wont you fetch me that cat-litter tray? I’m going to add a heap of this dirty cat-litter to the ice-cream to represent all the sin and godlessness in Vermont”

“Finally, take a look at the fellow on the carton – I ain’t going to say his name just in case you kids get crazy ideas, but let me just say that he went on TV and mocked George W. Bush, the greatest president that ever lived. Suzie, what do you call a fellow who betrays his president at a time of war?”

“Uh… a rat?”

“Exactly!”

And with that I fetched up the remains of a rat which the cat had dragged into our house that morning, placing it on top of the cigarette-buts, dirty kitty-litter and the melting ice-cream.

“So girls, do you want your ice-cream back?”

“No way mister Goddard” they all cried in unison – they had truly learnt their lesson. But have you? What would you say if an aquaintance of yours offered you a scoop of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream? Would you eat it or reject it? According to the Bible the correct thing to do is to thow it in the garbage:

Next time somebody offers you a scoop of Ben & Jerry’s vermont Ice-Cream, imagine they just asked to sodomize you and your kids while videoing it for a “gay interest” channel watched by French homos . Then tell them what you think about it.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

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  1. trickyDick April 15th, 2009 3:25 AM

    Hey Jimmy. Thank you for your insightful analysis. I always kne w something was wrong with Ben and Jerry’s, you just confirmed it wasn’t without reason. I currently eat mostly unilever ice cream. While it is not as homosexual as B&J’s, it is kind of made in Europe i suppose, which is not good cause they are godless commies. Could you please suggest some other more christian family-oriented ice cream brand?

  2. Proud German April 15th, 2009 6:49 AM

    SO basically, you ruined their ice-cream and din´t even gave them a substitute. Congratulations, Mr. Goddard, you are truly a jerk. I mean I can be pretty mean and snippy quite a lot of the time, but stealing a kids ice-cream is even below my standards.

    Oh yeah, this entire association crap is also stupid.

    Meh, this whole thing isn´t even enwsworthy. Now what´s newsworthy is, that Alberto Gonzalez and 5 other high ranking officials of the Bush government are to face war crime charges in Spain after some moron kidnapped a couple spaniards, put the into Gitmo and tortured them.

    That´s gonna be fun. Spanish courts can afaik even declare you guilty in absentia, which would mean that those guys would never again be able to travel into any other western country, lest they get collarred like good ol´ Pinochet. Adn unlike the Generallissimo, they´re a bit too young to fake senility o get off charges.

  3. whatnow? April 15th, 2009 11:25 AM

    Wow. This is a new low for you. A brand new low I didn’t think was possible.

  4. Ste April 15th, 2009 12:24 PM

    You really are so full of hate you are probably the most unpleasant man i have ever had the misfortune to of come in contact with. Fancy treating those children like that. I pity you i feel so sorry for you.

  5. Ste April 15th, 2009 12:38 PM

    You are the most evil wicked nasty hateful bile filled creature i have had the misfortune to come across. I PITY YOU AND FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU. Imagine taking ice cream away from children! Let them make when they are old enough their own choices.

  6. whattheheck-i am great April 15th, 2009 12:44 PM

    wow holy shit, jesus christ holy shit goddamn Jimmmy you are a nutcase and asshole.Get over it GAY MARRIAGE IS GOING TO BE LEGAL ACCROSS THE WHOLE U.S. EVENTUALLY.

    When Gays and Lesbians marry Love wins and when love wins everyone wins

    FUCK THE GODDAMN RAPTURE!!!!

  7. Lulu Maude April 15th, 2009 2:45 PM

    Uh, I don’t think y’all recognize a put-on when you read it. Calm down.

  8. Ste April 15th, 2009 3:39 PM

    Your quite right lulu having read the post again having the props to illustrate his point at hand etc- not sure if coincidence or not cigarettes are commonly known as ‘fags’ here in the UK so the butts representing gays clever or accident- but i do believe if its not true he really would do that sort of thing if he thinks he is protecting his kids

  9. jimmygoddard April 15th, 2009 3:53 PM

    Ste, I can assure you that this story is true: I am a Christian which means God has told me to never bear false witness. Everything on this site is God’s truth.

    JG

  10. Shrew April 15th, 2009 4:16 PM

    Well, I can’t agree with Jimmy any more because he put down Colbert. Well, I never agreed with Jimmy to begin with, so nothing of value was lost.

  11. A libertarian against victim disarmament April 15th, 2009 9:47 PM

    Vermont is also an open carry (no permit required) state! All you liberal gun control freaks can still have a reason to hate Vermont!

  12. Sam T April 16th, 2009 12:21 PM

    Goodness gracious, what are you stupid Christians teaching your children?

    Homosexual marriages are highly controversial so I won’t go into them right now, but quite frankly that “lesson” was pathetic.

    Prejudism is frowned upon by your so called man on a cloud and prejudism is exactly what you did.

    Just because one state allowed homosexual marriages, it does not make that state corrupted, it just makes it different from your state.

    Just because you don’t like it, it doesn’t mean everyone else has to bow down to you.

    EVERYone is entitled to an opinion

    Including your children, good sir, and you hammering into their brains what they should and shouldn’t believe in is BAD parenting.

    Sam.

  13. whatnow? April 17th, 2009 11:45 AM

    This is the true face of Jimmy Goddard. Know it and hate it!

  14. Fulanus April 17th, 2009 4:39 PM

    Realmente estas loco “republicano”.

  15. crazychessman April 21st, 2009 4:01 PM

    This entire site is great, and makes me feel Jesus’s love is everywhere!

  16. Steve April 22nd, 2009 12:58 PM

    You…
    Why…
    Ice…Cream?

    Jackass.

  17. John April 23rd, 2009 6:32 AM

    (This is the fredom blog and i am using my constitutional right, the freedom of speech)OK…so you took Ice Cream, put it in cat litter, and then put a dead rat in it?? (like EVERYONE has dead rats lying around the house to use as an example) Ok, first off, Ben and Jerry’s ice cream company was founded and ran by christians, maybe not as psychotic as you, but christians in the least. Colbert did mock Bush, but for a good reason, Bush is a retard. He sent my friends to get tortured and killed in a country that had nothing to do with 9-11 for only one reason…oil. Ok, now third and finally, Vermont did pass a law letting homosexuals get married, good for them. EVERYONE has rights, whether they are black, white, male, female, GAY, or straight. Do you know what this country was founded on? Freedom from opression, people settled this country so they could get away from countries that would kill people for their diffrent beliefs and now what are you doing? You are trying to turn this country into the same things that our fore fathers were getting away from. People fall in love, dosn’t matter if its a man falling in love with a woman, man falling in love with a man, or woman falling in love with a woman. We should ALL have rights to get married. I am a straight man, I was born and raised a christian, and I have lived my life by the quote (from the Bible) Judge not, lest ye be judged. You don’t want gays to be married? Now look at what would happen if the tables were turned and straight people were not allowed to be married?

  18. trickyDick April 23rd, 2009 8:53 AM

    John, since when is there conscription in the US? You friend wasn’t sent, he went there voluntarily and got paid for his work.

  19. Ste April 25th, 2009 4:25 AM

    Thanks to this post i will start buying gay/gay friendly products stick with British and European brands and never knowingly buy american goods i will refuse to eat in mcdonalds and to have anything that is connected to wal-mart.

  20. trickyDick April 25th, 2009 8:31 AM

    Ste, i suggest you also trow your PC out of the window and cut the internet cables, cause you know where that technology is coming from. But hey, let’s bring it to the logical conclusion. Since gay marriage is an attack on judeo-christian morality and values why not stop using any product of western civilization as a protest? Take note, that there weren’t any significant intellectual or technological achievements outside of the western civilization for like 500 years now and this will leave you with little ecept for bombs or a turban.

  21. Ste April 25th, 2009 1:03 PM

    Maybe i am misundertanding the reply but you seem to think i am boycotting american goods – as much as is possible- as a protest against gay marriage? Actually i SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE i dislike republican happy clappy christian bigots that give the country a bad name and make the Americans i know ashamed of their country. Ps i am not using a pc but a phone made in China using a European phone company to access the internet which correct me if i am wrong was ‘invented’ by a British man. Why i am getting so annoyed by this spoof site i really couldnt tell you Arrrrgh!

  22. Doc Savage April 26th, 2009 7:20 PM

    You are a villain.
    but with a delicate brain operation i can cure your criminal tendencies, and you can return to society fully productive and unaware of your criminal past.

  23. Ste April 26th, 2009 10:17 PM

    Lol lobotomising JG dont know about a delicate operation may need a sledge hammer to knock this crap out of him

  24. The Great One April 28th, 2009 6:13 PM

    You should be shot in the head for doing that to ICE CREAM just because the state votes on allowing gay rights

    You know what I am about to have this site shut down because of all the crap posted on it Post Opions is one thing Post Lies and showing how you mist treat kids is another

    this site should be illegal and should be shut down

  25. Sue Fellers May 21st, 2009 8:40 PM

    You are sickening. What a truly awful lesson to teach your children. Jesus certainly doesn’t love those who hate people for loving the same sex.

  26. Cannot believe what I'm reading May 31st, 2009 10:28 AM

    This has got to be a joke right? No one can be this demented. Think about it, god doesn’t exist, you’re making yourself and others around you unhappy in the name of a delusion.

    BTW – knowing that god doesn’t exist doesn’t mean that you’re degenerate, most people are perfectly kind and reasonable without having to be so bigoted.

  27. Jesus H. Christ May 31st, 2009 10:59 AM

    You sir are a cunt!

  28. tim May 31st, 2009 11:33 AM

    remind me to give north korea your address, they’re looking for a new test site.

  29. Tessa June 1st, 2009 11:40 PM

    You are TERRIBLE! Honestly, you think just because a man’s views are different than yours you should go shoving their ice cream away from a little girl that isn’t even YOURS? You’re insane. You’re crazy. The Bible doesn’t say that you should take away a girl’s ice cream.

  30. smarterthanu July 2nd, 2009 12:05 AM

    I can’t believe you stole a little girl’s tub of ice cream because it was from Vermont!!! You’re a disgusting loathsome creature.

    I don’t think anyone could possibly be more ignorant than you.

  31. Rednax July 3rd, 2009 3:15 AM

    Next time you want to post on this site, imagine that you are about sodomize everyone and their kids while you video tape it for a “gay interest” channel watched by French homos . Then you think about it making a post on this piece of shit.

  32. rockawnliberals July 10th, 2009 10:17 AM

    This is hilarious. You’re getting rid of your daughters’ hope of having friends. “Did you learn a lesson?”, if I were you’re daughter’s friend I would think ” Yes, I did. My friend’s dad is a total freak.”

  33. Muncha July 11th, 2009 9:08 AM

    But that was ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM, DUDE!
    God, you’re so stupid that I wouldn’t be surprised if my eyes started to bleed just from reading such foolishness.

    Oh, anyways. Lots of French are very religious. I am.

  34. made at crazy over-believing christians August 5th, 2009 6:06 PM

    ok, wish i could post this on every article like this, but think about it: you repress one part of the population, like gay people and people for gay rights, and only the straight people are happy. but no repression means that at some point everyone’s happ, straight or gay. and what the hell does ice cream have to do with gay people and god? even if that girl hadn’t bought it, then someone else would have. and you basically stole. you took the ice cream without the girls consent and destroyed it. one more question. why would ur god not want gay people to be together, but then want no one to be judged, then want peace all at the same time! and him saying men shouldn’t marry men, or vice versa, then he’s judging, and therefore not even following hes own word. you people make no sense anymore. i’m tired of having god shoved in my face.

  35. GayChristian August 12th, 2009 12:03 AM

    I just ran across this and read what this “Christian” man was trying to help teach his child and friends. Nobody shouldn’t get mad at him for trying to do the right thing in his mind. Here is my question: As a Christian, why do you hate? As a Christian, why must you judge? I understand your emotions towards gay marriage, but that does not justify you hate!

  36. thom August 12th, 2009 3:16 PM

    so in a few words, you´re fucking your kids minds so that they´ll be as sickly conservative and narrow minded as you.

    we are all lucky that uncivilized, primitive, barbaric people like you really have become a minority in the United States. I mean, you´ll never be part of the mainstream movement ever again. you are already defeated.

  37. gabo August 13th, 2009 4:43 AM

    hey are u gay??? im sure u r and im sorry u have childrens cause they must be demonds like u… and i really feel sorry for ur woman cause she must have sex with a gay depressed man im sorry for u ,cause at leats i have a couple for more than one night and he and me loves each other and we have been also having our good times not nesesarly as u mencioned gay people do… and im sure u think i must be a bad person but let me tell u if ur that cristian are u seeing me as ur brother??? cause i still accept u and i see u as a brother im sorry if ur not cause ur going to helland stop thething with the ice cream they surely are not getting aids the one thats gona kill this “family” is u :D

  38. raistlinova August 18th, 2009 8:58 AM

    Wow! I hate this site but I can’t get off it because it is so hilarious! Come on! taking away ice cream that a little girl saved her allowance to buy! putting a rat, cat poop and cigarette butts in it and then asking them if they wanted it back! Are you mentally deranged?! Forget about the entire homosexual part but taking ice cream from a kid! How low can you go?!
    PS: Where did you get those cigarette butts anyway?

  39. James August 21st, 2009 4:22 PM

    Errrr….thou shalt not steal?

  40. Lily August 22nd, 2009 1:52 PM

    Dude. You are seriously fucked in the head.

  41. Christopher Couture September 17th, 2009 7:24 PM

    Hahahahahaha!

    You bible-bashers make me fucking laugh!

    You claim that us “gays” will go and burn in hell – well I’ll see you there then!
    If there is a God, I’m pretty sure he’s gunna beat the shit out of you before you go to Hell because quite frankly, YOU abuse and insult the bible more than us homosexuals.

    Remind me again, isn’t this the bible that says “Love thy neighbour?” I didn’t realise there was an invicible bit at the end that said “…unless they’re gay!”

    Oh, and isn’t wrath one of the seven deadly sins? Hmm, because you don’t sound very peaceful when you’re preaching gay people should be killed.

    You religious freaks are living one big lie!!! The bible is a book made up of stories written over time. It is written by one person and therefore it is one person’s opinion – that YOU live by! The bible isn’t God’s autobiography. He didn’t drop it on Earth for Adam and Eve to use as a handbook!

    Oooh, and while we’re on Adam and Eve…how many children did they have? Two. Kain and Abel. Hmm…two sons. Where are the girls? OOOOH, so you mean to say that in order for them to expand humanity they had to shag their own mother! Hmm silly me, I always thought incest was a sin.

    You need to get a fucking life and realise that the bible is STORIES just like Harry Potter and Lord Of The Rings, it is NOT a handbook to humanity and life!

  42. Miley September 23rd, 2009 1:41 PM

    WTFF?
    Here’s me looking for B&J icecream flavours and I stumble upon this shit?
    I didn’t even realize people like you still exsisted, nevermind blogged.
    Have you seriously got something wrong with you?
    Crazy homophobe.
    Wow. This has opened my eyes to what crazy fuckers are out there. God.

  43. Elizabeth Astley November 4th, 2009 3:34 PM

    This is bullshit. Your views on homosexuals is descriminatory and absolutely wrong. You should be ashamed of yourself and I hope karma comes and bites you in the balls. This is repulsive and disgusting and while the world moves on in a progressive (look it up!) manner, you will be left in the dark that is your right-wing shit.

  44. Charles Roast III November 4th, 2009 5:05 PM

    This is repulsive and disgusting and while the world moves on in a progressive (look it up!) manner, you will be left in the dark that is your right-wing shit.

    Leviticus 18:22 ‘You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.’

    This article is one of the most informative and well-researched ever done by STR – little Jimmy really outdid himself on this one, and if you’re somehow troubled by this then maybe you might want to show some more appreciation for Jesus!

    Always Right

  45. Johnny Boy November 13th, 2009 3:37 PM

    Ok, Charles Roast III, you want to quote the bible then how about “Love thine neighbor” Or how about this quote: “Judge not lest ye be judged”? That is exactly what you bible thumpers are doing, judging, and if you want to live your life fully by the scriptures, than I guess everyone on here is getting judged. (Its also bad that people who are not Christian knows more about the bible than the “Christians” do)

  46. James November 13th, 2009 4:24 PM

    Johnny Boy, eaten at red lobster recently? Worn any synthetic clothing?

  47. James November 13th, 2009 4:26 PM

    More more thing, Johnny, your myspace says you are Wiccan, so put your bible away.

  48. Sam November 17th, 2009 4:25 PM

    Honestly, this article makes me sick, totally pathetic, there’s no other word for it, it’s just utterly pathetic. James above me, you’re pathetic too, a judgmental freak, I don’t care if you’re Christian or what, you’re a prejudiced, terrible man and you, Charles Roast III and Jimmy Goddard are the one’s at the lower end of society, not homosexuals, this kind of thing just makes me angry, how absolutely STUPID some human beings can be.

    This is Planet Earth, not your little dream world, live in reality and MOVE ON from 2000 Years ago. Please.

  49. Stephen January 4th, 2010 4:50 PM

    If you had a dollar for every comment that was left as a response to your insightful rant then you would have $49 dollars to buy some more vermont ice-cream. wouldn’t that be nice.
    so heres some man love for you, see it as a thank you for sharing your technique of making your own children narrow minded.

  50. jmp February 2nd, 2010 5:42 PM

    I am 100% against gay marriage and reading the bible on my own, not much of a sinner and I think the insight on the VT ice cream is way over the top. I know God will judge each of us but rather teach your children hate, why not talk about how some people are lost, confused and we are all sinners, over a tub of ice cream. There are gays and sinners in every state that don’t wash their hands before work, you better buy a farm and grow a garden if you don’t want corrupt people to package your food. Spend less time loving yourself, your child and sinners rather than point out all of their faults. You are the reason people stray from religion, you are right but your approach is all wrong. Compassion and understanding is 100% necessary even though you and I are not treated with it. You are blessed with faith, many are not, use it in a positive and influential way, for everyone’s sake…

  51. jmp February 2nd, 2010 5:43 PM

    *spend more time loving yourself, your child and sinners…oops

  52. Edfan1 February 19th, 2010 2:36 AM

    First Pokemon…then Mario then ICE CREAM?!?
    What are you going to do next?
    Another humourous article about Ed Edd n Eddy?? Legend of Zelda? FREAKIN’ KIRBY? Or maybe…YOUR MOTHER?

  53. Luh April 12th, 2010 6:59 AM

    Yeah, teach your kids to hate. That’s the obvious christian thing to do.

  54. George Gabriel May 2nd, 2010 12:29 PM

    it disgusts me to think there are people like you in the world who follow a religion that teaches about love, but yet you hate everything and yet so many of you follow rules and discriminate against those while it goes on in your own church, Catholicism is an awesome example of this who had several gay popes funnily enough.
    And ya know what I’m gay, and yet I don’t sit here and say God hates all the fat pieces of crap like you, but that’s cos I believe there is good in every one.
    And ya know what, from my opinion if there is a god, chances are your some devil follower sent to the earth, to bring hate and cause lies

  55. jimmygoddard May 8th, 2010 3:47 AM

    Yes! That is what Jesus would have done. Those kids learned a powerful lesson that day.

  56. joshua May 8th, 2010 4:40 AM

    so wait you wreked your daughter friends ice cream just cos it was made were gays can get married you are such a prick there is nothing wrong with gay if anything it you guys who are wrong

  57. Jesus May 8th, 2010 4:42 AM

    No Jimmy Goddard, I preach peace, not hate. Get that in your thick skull. Christianity is no longer a religion we can trust, it has been bent by people to make it the way they want it to be – it is corrupt, and this post proves me right.

  58. i_am_a_lamb_of_God May 25th, 2010 2:09 AM

    Ok that is funny. If someone took icecream of such goodness that God himself had to have made from me i would freak out. And smokeing is considerd a sin btw if you didnt know because it destroys the lungs and God says are bodys are the temple of God. So smokeing would be like destroying the temple of God which is a sin. cungrates your are a sinner. Stealing is a sin you did not even repay that little girl for the icecream you took from her that is stealing. and stealing as everyone knows is a sin. Your childern must hate you. You are a control freak if it is diffrent you cast it out. Look man it is icecream made from dairy or are you saying that vermont has gay cows? that would be soooo funny to see a gay cow it would be interesting since a cow is female gay bulls alright because a bull is a male thank you bio class for today. lets look at the facts vermont is a state which is just a large plot of land. Icecream comes from cows which geneticaly could not be gay for they were made to mate with a bull and have that instinct and no other instinct to drive them to be gay. are you trying to say that the icecream is gay? Does it like other icecream? Now lets look at the word gay The word Gay has 7 diffrent meanings only to of wich have anything to do with haveing sexual desires for someone of the same sex. When i eat icecream i have a cheery mood about me which cheery is another word for gay. an interesting definition for the word gay is given to social pleasures often including dissipation. which would be if i was old and single i would be looking at the nice dressed ladies thinking about how nicely dressed they are hint hint ;)lol.

  59. hOrcrux May 28th, 2010 4:40 AM

    so your jesus taught you to discriminate people?
    damn you fucking pieces of shite…

  60. Joel July 14th, 2010 8:54 AM

    Well, I’d be willing to bet that the majority of the material goods you own were made in China. As in communist China. Guess you should dump all of that in the kitty-litter as well. Unless that’s made in China as well….then I guess you’re just screwed.

  61. jimmy Peters July 26th, 2010 12:11 AM

    Hahaha this site is hilarious, i cant stop reading

    I don’t even know what kind of person would take away ice cream from a poor little girl who saved up her allowance. You have reached a new low. Congrats you better start to hope hell does not exist because if it does you are going

  62. steve August 5th, 2010 7:00 PM

    if it’s a sin to eat ben & jerry’s simply because they make the ice cream in a state that now allows “gay marriage,” then we shouldn’t listen to what jimmy has to say as he lives in a “godless country” under the obama administration. dude, your theology about how to love your enemies, pray for them, and not responding in anger is so messed up and i just pray that people understand you are only of the 10% of christians who truly destroy any hope of spreading the Truth by twisting, taking out of context and perverting how the bible actually reads. Have you removed the plank from your own eye before removing the spec in your brother’s? (Matthew 7:3-5)

  63. iamdiva September 9th, 2010 2:10 PM

    I came across this website by accident and all I have to say about it is…you are a false teacher and
    “Father please forgive him for he knows not what he does.”

  64. Johan October 28th, 2010 4:39 AM

    I cannot believe the injustice you feel towards people. Tell me, Jimmy, have a gay man ever wringed you?
    Have you ever been called hurtful names or was falsely accused of crimes you didn’t commit?

    The truth about Jane. It’s a movie, though I cannot remember the producer or any of the actors, it was a good movie with a very good message. I suggest you give it a go.

    As for your bigotry, I suggest you leave Jesus out of it! I don’t think He’s appreciate you using his name to preach hatred!

    You prosecute gays for being promiscuous, and now that they want to be united in a manogamous marraige/ partnership, you frown down on them…

    Here’s another must see movie… Common Ground.

    You do not have the right to use God’s name to spread your hatred! I pray for your soul, brother. May God have mercy on you for abusing hs name the way all of you have!!!

  65. Lolzi November 8th, 2010 2:39 PM

    for gods sake ! this is just ice- cream ! don’t judge a book by it’s cover !!! If it sells , it is because of the ice-cream not the cover!

  66. Lolzi November 8th, 2010 2:40 PM

    johan, thankyou for entering some unbiased sense in this discussion !!!

  67. Johan November 11th, 2010 4:49 AM

    Hey Lolzi, thanks for seeing past the ungodliness these people preach! At least there are some people with common sense in the world.

    Another thing to the Republican’t attempt to cause a downfall to the world (or just America – thank God I live on the African cintinent!) Though I do like the ideas you have been gic\ving me for my books, you can’t spread around a “demon of homosexuality” like it’s the bloody flu. You are either born that way or not. So, if you want to blame any one or any thing, I suggest looking to nature! Blame the Earth mother for trying to get rid of this cancer called the huamn race!

    P.S. The global warming thing… it is there, the destruction of the ozone… the Bible states it very clearly (not sure where I saw it though)… the next time God destroys the earth, it will be through fire… so,the conclusion… Depletion of the Ozona layer, increased sun spot activity… Mother Earth going up in flames… How’s that for an end world scenario…

    Well, it’s either that, or religion in a big 2000 year old hoax and the aliens are coming back in 2012 to do whatever it is they do…

    But don’t take my word on this… do some reading (just don’t turn gay while you’re at it!!!)

  68. you are a jerk November 22nd, 2010 1:06 PM

    FUUUUCK YOU’RE SO SICK!!
    kill yourself!

  69. Demon December 30th, 2010 8:42 PM

    I would fucking eat the shit out of that Ice Cream.

  70. Pestilence January 16th, 2011 4:56 AM

    “Yes! That is what Jesus would have done. Those kids learned a powerful lesson that day.”
    The only lesson they learned is to never bring a descent tub of Ice cream to your house you twisted sh*thead.
    Bush sucked. His human standard IQ was lower then a dog. His decisions were thoughtless and instigated global unrest. He had no originality and rode the coat-tails of his father. By the way, he was also a Satanist in college.
    Who the F*CK ruins perfectly edible ice cream because of a law passed in the place of origin? Especially in a way that makes you look like a peniswrinkle in front of your daughter and her friends? (By the way , it is in my experience that I have learned that if you are constantly doing sh*t like this around your kids they will grow to hate you and all you believe in or even become ostracized be their friends for it). Bush is no longer president, thus people can’t be called rats for making fun of his stupidity (and even then since we have the freedom of speech its still all legit!)
    Also, Christ has nowhere to talk against sin after his little stunt in Hell before his resurrection. The souls weren’t damned just because Heaven said so. They were their as prisoners for crimes they committed on Earth or in Heaven itself. Jesus (the son of the person responsible for their incarceration by the way) showing up is not going to quell their desire to wreak havoc and get revenge. One would think that after freeing the lost souls from Hell, he would have also ended up letting lose those who wanted nothing more then to piss off those who imprisoned them to begin with by influencing the living to do the opposite of what they are told to do (thats right, kick your own ass Jesus. Did you honestly think that a divine smile from the son of someone they hate and vocally making a point about it was going to make all their anguish disappear? It doesn’t work that way).

  71. Pestilence January 16th, 2011 5:00 AM

    One more thing, I’m sure that if those kids are old enough to have an allowance they should also be old enough to read the name of Stephen Colbert on the label of the ice cream and already know enough about him to think your full of sh*t.

  72. HaleyW February 21st, 2011 4:26 PM

    I feel so bad for your daughter. No one will ever want to be her friend because of her asshole father. I can only hope you get raped by thousands of male, flesh-eating monkeys. For her sake.

  73. BYGODALMIGHTY February 21st, 2011 5:26 PM

    FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK! BEN AND JERRY’S IS AWSOME AND HOMOSEXUALITY IS AWSOME, VERMONT IS AWSOME AND YOU SUCK…

  74. bob April 15th, 2011 1:00 AM

    This is the most confusing blog ever. how does vermont passing a law make ben and jerry’s ice cream gay? its ice cream who cares? i really don’t understand. are you confused? you are a terrible representative of god. i would say you aren’t because i know you do not know jesus otherwise you wouldn’t be saying anything like this? how can someone love jesus but still covet hate in their heart.

  75. Christiansa_are_homo's June 3rd, 2011 8:02 PM

    you christian freek u will go to hell 4 this. u are a homophobic and need to go to hell u are a sin.

  76. Conor July 12th, 2011 12:55 PM

    Why is it Ben and Jerry’s fault the state of Vermont voted for Gay Marriage? Is it there fault Obama got elected, too? You guys think you’re American, but there are many different Americas. You’ve found one that is as stupid, illogical, and bitter as you. Me? My America is one where tolerance and peace abound. And by the way, someone who betrays his president is a rat? Than doesn’t the high amount of Obama hatred here make you, Shelley, and everyone else on this site a rat?

  77. English man August 21st, 2011 8:06 PM

    Ive seen many strange websites in my time, but the crazed god followers that try to shove a bible down your throat certainly top the list. I thought that America had more integrity and social understanding. I’m in disbelief how much a group of adults can behave like this. Voicing your opinions in this way is shocking. Homosexuals are still human beings. I used to be Christian but after you read even the most basic of scientific research it is obvious god is a control mechanism designed to control the population. The amount of hatred a book can cause is beyond me, but what should I expect from a bunch of kkk loving, backwards thinking republicans. God some of the sh!t I’ve read on this was enough to make me think you werent serious! You all sound like that Mikey take republican radio show of grand theft auto!!!

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