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Mexico poses puzzle to flu investigators
It’s a confounding question on the lips of disease detectives — why have the only deaths from the swine flu outbreak happened in Mexico? There are no hard answers, but a consensus is emerging: The disease in Mexico has likely been around longer and infected more people than investigators can confirm. Source: CNN.com

There ain’t no puzzle, none at all. It’s clear as mud: God is punishing Mexicans for sinning. God is punishing them for being Catholics and for stealing our jobs. There is no other explanation. It’s only killing wetbacks. God wants to stop them from coming to America illegally and stealing our jobs and we praise Him for it! God bless you, God!

Mexicans had ample warning not to violate God’s laws. In the bible it says:

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbor’s.

And Mexicans did all those things! They want our house, our wifes, our ox and sometimes even our ass, too! They don’t want our manservants or maidservants though. Why? Because they ARE our servants! Ha! Well, all this is gonna stop now. God is gonna kill off all them illegal immigrants and He is gonna make America pure white again! The way it has always been.

Friends, don’t be scared of Swine-Flu, for it is our friend. Praise the Lord for His wonderful work!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

If y’all ain’t outraged then you ain’t paying attention!  Here’s what the fake president done in the first 100 days:

• Killed the auto industry
• Wrecked the economy
• Allowed children to get abortions
• Let gays have sex on the battle field
• Let mexicans take our lives with swine flu as well as our jobs
• Turned America socialist
• Made God damn America

And that’s just the FIRST 100 days.  I’m expecting the Rapture before July.

I also got a call from some well-meaning but confused "Christian" who thought I was a little off-base with what Jesus, himself, told me to say.  I think I’m gonna need to chalk up another soul that done got saved!

God is Love!

Friends,

You just have to buy this book , it’s a thrilling story of one man’s life and how he changed America by standing up to the gay drug-using homo-negro who wanted to become President. It’s the story of the little guy who stood up to big power so that we could all live out our dreams.

All Joe wanted to be was an honest, hard-working plumber. Unfortunately big-government regulations and crazy democrat taxes forced him to close down his plumbing business. Joe got mad, and he started asking questions. He asked a question to the taxer-in-chief Barrack Hussein Obama and inspired Sarah Palin to run for vice-President. The rest is history, and you can read a 100% truthful account of that history in what is probably the very best book you will ever read this year:

Joe is a true patriot – you can see that because unlike libtards he’s not ashamed to cover his book in the stars and stripes. Just look at him – that’s the face of a real conservative thinker.

"You know a lot of the stuff that our government is doing right now is all about taxation without representation and you know the last time that happened a couple guys got together and threw the Brits out."

Bam!! see how Samuel "Joe" Wuzerlbacher socks it to the tax and spend demoncrats. I love this guy. You will too. And jus remember, when you buy this book for the reduced price of $19.96 a dollar goes to help fund ShelleyTheRepublican’s freedom campaign. That’s right – you can read about the American dream and help fight for the American dream all at the same time.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends, we all know the world is filled with wickedness and temptation. But Jesus has shown us we can show moral courage and stand-up against vice and debauchery, much like He did when he took crucifixion rather than give-up his beliefs. That’s why if a woman is being a slut or staring at other men seductively you should realize it’s unacceptable in the eyes of the Lord. And the fact she’s from another race or religion doesn’t matter: we’re all equal in the eyes of God, at least when it comes to Sin and punishment.

Sharia Law: Islam may be a primitive death-cult masquerading as a religion, but at least they get some things right: when a woman acts like a slut, they make sure she gets dealt with, exactly like it should be!

Liberals are probably crying right now over this, but let’s not forget: this woman likely was either cheating or staring at other men, that’s why she got the beating that she did. And if she didn’t cheat, most likely she was probably going to cheat at some other time anyways. Sharia Law understands this aspect of women better than a lot of other religions, it’s one of the few bright spots Islam has to offer. As Christians we cannot condone violence of any kind, but sometimes women cannot control their urges like men can, or else women think they can fix everything by trying to run away from home or get a divorce or by having an affair. Well it isn’t the case, and as difficult as it is for men to come to harming a female, sometimes it’s just gotta be done, if only for her own good. It is this aspect of Jesus’ love that resonates with everyone.

Always Right,
Charles “Chuck” Roast

The choice is really up to you – the nuclear destruction of America or a couple of wet towelheads.  Oh, boo hoo.

God is Love!

Paul Weyrich died at the end of last year, December 18th 2008, his heart broken by the sick liberal changes happening to America. While socialists and homos tried to distract the US population with the rigged election of the Kenyan-born negro President Obama, the important story that Paul Weyrich had passed away was carefully censored by the Liberal Media so as not to arouse concern from his legions of doting followers.

Paul Weyrich: At this seminal meeting of Chistian conservatives in 1980, Paul Weyrich warns of “good government” syndrome. Paul was wise enough to know that if people just showed respect for their leaders and had faith in Jesus, everything would turn out just fine.

Paul Weyrich should be a name every home-schooled child knows by heart: Paul was an original Barry Goldwater conservative, struggling in communist Minnesota to get the Republican vote out. Paul grew-up in the 1960s with homosexuals and liberals and marihuana smokers running rampant, a terrible time. A co-creator of the Heritage Front conservative thinktank, Paul Weyrich was critical in getting Christian voices mobilized. His slam-dunk came in 1979 when together with Jerry Falwell, Paul Weyrich co-founded the Moral Majority, a term Weyrich coined personally, after a rift in the Christian Voice resulted in various unnecessary accusations.

Paul Weyrich is seen here asking Republican party luminaries like Alan Keyes and Ron Paul at a “Values Voter” debate about the danger of the homosexual agenda. Paul helped create these “Values Voter” debates so that people would stop talking about selfish personal issues and the economy, and focused them instead on the real “Values” such as the dangers of the homosexual menace, marihuana smoking, and whether America is still the greatest nation in the world.

People may not remember, but many of us are old enough to know the horrors of the 1960s. It was an awful time filled with partying and moral decay and sordid inter-racial fornication. Almost the entire grassroots of the Moral Majority came from lower middle-class families of Christian America, people with skilled trades, owned small businesses, or else worked in plants making plate glass and vinyl flooring, and who had traditionally voted Democrat. Paul Weyrich changed that: instead of thinking about greedy ‘Me… Me’ he got Christians mobilized and thinking about sin and morality and doing what’s best for America, moving almost 8-10% of the voting public away from voting along traditional economic lines. Paul got the public’s Christian conscience focused on helping make America #1 again, by making sure the negroes and cripples and women and Mexicans and anyone else who got in the way learned to shut the hell up. Things have finally seen some improvement: in the 1960s the disparity between workers and managers wages was 1:20, now it’s 1:450+ in many areas just as God Himself desires. Liberals may have thumbed their noses at him by rigging the election of the first negro President as he was in his death-throes, but even in death Paul Weyrich doesn’t take things laying down. Let’s just see how Obama does without the Christian faithful supporting him. Paul Weyrich was a true Christian conservative icon. And now he’s a dead one. RIP Paul Weyrich.

Always Right,
Charles “Chuck” Roast

Friends, as you know we’ve discussed the threat posed to corporate copyright by the defeatist copyleft ‘linux’ community. There’s been a lot of talk from the Chinese communist ‘open source’ thugs stating that Microsoft’s excellent range of products are losing ground, and that Linux’s time has come. Yet what the copyleft commies fail to point out is there’s a rebellion going on: I’m talking about the battle that recently erupted between FireFox and the new copyleft browser, IceWeasel.

Browser Wars: The Browser wars are back, but not the way the linux garage-hacker weinies want it to be: IceWeasel has started tearing into the linux flagship software browser FireFox, adding many new features and eating-up market share. It is only a matter of time before FireFox collapses from the damage it has taken.

FireFox proponents are constantly boasting about how being an ‘open source’ product it can include all kinds of features that a ‘closed’ proprietary browser like Microsoft’s amazing Internet Explorer cannot do. Yet a close examination shows that IceWeasel has completely caught up to FireFox in functionality: it has similar support for plug-ins, almost identical support for xml and css standards, java and javascript, and more. Even the buttons, tabs, and entire outline are the same. IceWeasel might as well be FireFox, it’s that advanced! Add to that IceWeasel’s secret weapon: Debian linux, an entire operating system built just to run IceWeasel. While nowhere near as capable as Windows Vista running Internet Explorer, IceWeasel ‘gets it’, they’ve custom-built a browser and operating system and meshed them perfectly together. Predictably Debian cannot do anything else except run IceWeasel in our tests. And Debian can only run IceWeasel badly. But they’re on the right path.

Sex Sells: As usual the linux gangsters had to resort to using sex as a sales tool, by getting these popular scandinavian twins to model the IceWeasel and FireFox logos. What they didn’t tell you is that the women who modeled were paid using free Ubuntu CDs and became so enraged they sued to get their pay back. Yet another reason to avoid ‘free’ software!

As Christians it is never acceptable for us to applaud other people’s misery. But this is one time we can take pride: IceWeasel is tearing FireFox’s heart out, battling tooth and nail for the tiny market share the ‘open source’ browsers have. In the end, it will be exactly as Microsoft’s management planned all along, both FireFox and IceWeasel will have ripped themselves to pieces, leaving Internet Explorer the only real browser left. Once again Microsoft’s sales-driven copyright strategy will have emerged victorious, another victory over a hacker-done copyleft-communist ‘linux’ browser.

Always Right,
Charles “Chuck” Roast

Gen. Michael Hayden on Fox, today, made a real good point that even *saying* the word t-rt-re makes more vulnerable to attacks by towelheads. God bless ‘im for telling the truth!

Many of you are aware that STR stands for America and Christian faith. But we also represent freedom of speech. Lately though there’s been a real chill of self-righteous indignation from liberal whiners complaining about Christian faithful using terms like lezbo, queer, fag, homo, and others. Well too bad!

Complaining About Being Called Homo: This is what America has come too, a sissy-pants ninny-nanny state where mincing dress-wearing Nellys prance around flaunting their homosexuality. Before one complains about being called a homo, remember that being gay is a lifestyle choice people make on their own!

If we had caught him displaying homosexual behavior at an early enough age, proper identification could have had him sent on Christian Heterosexual Reeducation, Indoctrination and Standardized Training (CHRIST) camp. Being gay is a lifestyle choice, you choose to be homosexual, that’s just the way it is. With proper supervision and religious training, every trace of this behavior whether a lisp or anything else vaguely gay can be treated and cured. CHRIST Camp boasts a 100% success rate, that’s why we’re asking the STR readership to pitch in with anything they can to this great cause. Let’s get this kid cured of being queer, you owe it to him, and you owe it to Jesus. Please send donations c/o “Shelley the Republican” to 100 Amber Lane, PO Box 473, Nampa, Idaho, Zip 83652, USA and we guarantee these donations will reach us at the armed secret STR compound in Elk River.

Always Right,
Charles “Chuck” Roast

Sesame Street is just another tool of the homo commies.  Just ask God.

God is Love

While Michelle Obama’s husband has single-handedly destroyed the entire global economy in just the last month, don’t think Michelle isn’t doing her part to ruin everything either. It was reported that the First Lady recently planted on the White House lawn a garden , the first "in over 60 years" according to Associated Press. And not just any garden: a disgusting disease-spreading ‘organic’ one.

Michelle Obama’s Organic Garden: While liberals may want to destroy America’s food supply, Republicans sure don’t! Never let foods grown without pesticides on your table, they are sickly and weak and carry all kinds of disease.

At STR we want everyone to eat healthy fruits and vegetables, but there’s been the usual Lie-beral Media spin about what constitutes ‘healthy’. As our friends and Shelley-PAC contributors at Mid America CropLife pointed out on DemocracyNow! , Michelle has no choice but to use pesticides and Crop Protection Products because simply put eating sickly ‘organic’ food is the absolute worst thing anyone can do for their health. One official with Mid America CropLife said: "While a garden is a great idea, the thought of it being organic made [us] shudder." Absolutely bang on correct. Mid America CropLife is a God -fearing pro-pesticide industry group that has a ‘say it like it is’ up-front in-your-face sassy attitude, and represents other straight-shooters in the food manufacturing industries such as Monsanto, Dow AgroSciences and DuPont. Their products are safe and great for you, your family and even pets: I personally have used Monsanto’s ‘Roundup PowerMAX ‘ and trust me it genuinely kills everything. For about a 50-foot radius!

Traditional ‘Organic’ Food: If the ‘organic’ farmers get their way, this is what your children will be forced to eat. While liberals may enjoy living like this, no Christian should agree to go along for any reason.

Not using pesticides is the same as not vaccinating your baby: would you want a sickly child to get infected with God-know’s-what and pass it on to everyone else? How’d you like to be known as the Mom who allowed her son to catch some long-extinct disease because she was opposed to modern vaccines? It just makes me so mad thinking of those sickly ‘organic’ vegetables devastating the entire US food supply, and all because of one industry-hating negro First Lady. Having an organic garden is like having a reservoir filled with Typhoid: eventually it’s going to seep out, contaminating and destroying all food production for 100′s of miles around. It’s about time America stood up for what’s right: pesticide use should be made mandatory, and the so-called ‘organic’ food industry banned once and for all.

Always Right,
Charles "Chuck" Roast

Friends,

The other day my daughter had some of her friends sleeping over. I noticed to my horror that one of the kids had brought a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Ice-cream. “Young girl”, I asked sternly, “where did you get this from?”

“From the Mall,” She replied – “I saved up my week’s allowance so we could all share it”.

Obviously these kids had not read the news about the abomination and travesty of the constitution which had been unleashed in the formerly great-state of Vermont. I undertood that these kids need to keep their innocence until the day they are married, but just then Jesus helped me realize how I could teach these young girls a powerful life-lesson that they would remember for the rest of their lives.

“Give me that tub of ice cream”, I said to the young girl, “So tell me about this stuff?”

“It’s got chocoloate and cones -”

“And nuts and vanila”, chimed in another girl.

“It’s real tasty”, said a third, “can we have it back?”

“Not just yet – now let me just set the ice-cream down here. Kids, do you know where this stuff is made?”, I asked.

“Vermont”

“Yes, that’s right – it comes from a place far away in the north-east called Vermont where only a few weeks ago they ruled that homosexuals should be given the right to marry just like your mommy and daddy. That means in the state of vermont they all think your mommy and daddy are queers… so lets just heap a bunch of these cigarette butts into your ice-cream to represent the faggots and homos who are fornicating in that corrupted state”

“Next, just think about all the sinfulness that’s going on right now in Vermont. I can just imagine Jesus looking down and seeing all that sin going on and shedding a tear. Molly, wont you fetch me that cat-litter tray? I’m going to add a heap of this dirty cat-litter to the ice-cream to represent all the sin and godlessness in Vermont”

“Finally, take a look at the fellow on the carton – I ain’t going to say his name just in case you kids get crazy ideas, but let me just say that he went on TV and mocked George W. Bush, the greatest president that ever lived. Suzie, what do you call a fellow who betrays his president at a time of war?”

“Uh… a rat?”

“Exactly!”

And with that I fetched up the remains of a rat which the cat had dragged into our house that morning, placing it on top of the cigarette-buts, dirty kitty-litter and the melting ice-cream.

“So girls, do you want your ice-cream back?”

“No way mister Goddard” they all cried in unison – they had truly learnt their lesson. But have you? What would you say if an aquaintance of yours offered you a scoop of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream? Would you eat it or reject it? According to the Bible the correct thing to do is to thow it in the garbage:

Next time somebody offers you a scoop of Ben & Jerry’s vermont Ice-Cream, imagine they just asked to sodomize you and your kids while videoing it for a “gay interest” channel watched by French homos . Then tell them what you think about it.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard