Friday Funnies: One Shot, two kills
Friends,
One of our readers currently serving in the IDF sent us in this great T-Shirt design celebtating the Israeli Army’s victory over terrorism:
Make your kids happy by getting them some of these to wear down to the shooting range. We will be selling these from the STR Online Shop in a few days time, so please have your credit cards ready.
JG
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Victory?
*Sigh* Another delusional moron.
Hamas still exists and enjoys a frehs infusion of plenty of new recruits thanks to the ISraelis attacks, which by the way failed to destroy anything the guys from Hamas couldn´t easily replace.
Nice “victory” there. Another few of those, and there is no nation of Israel any more.
Wow you guys continue to loose it. The shirt on the left clearly supports abortion. And the shirt on the right is clearly a child. So clearly you guys should be going to hell since you are promoting the shirts. And that not even a muslim child on the white shirt… its Dennis the Menace!! You would kill a blond-haired blue-eyed boy with his handy Bebe gun that teaches him how to defend himself from the college educated Negroes? Where are your Second Amendment Rights at now?
What did you expect? Rednecks are dumb.
Go IDF!
Hi – I have 2 good friends in Israel and their daily life is not always funny, cause the terror threat. Sometimes in summer I visit them for scuba diving and seashelling at the Red Sea. They actually live in a dangerous state. They told me – not all Arabs are terrorists of course. The huge problem in Israel is, they have no idea, which Arab is able to kill innocent Israelis on public places and which Arab has a peaceable disposition. Since centuries Jews and Muslims live in the Holy Land in peace. But since 40 years suicide bombing became common by Arabs – commited even by islamic women or by arab.teens. It is actually dangerous for all israeli families – parents are in fear, their kids are in fear – they can get killed by missiles or by bombs on the way to school for instant – or at their playground. This horrific situation makes the people partly aggressive, partly depressed.
Since many decades they are working for a stable peace agreement – some months it works untill the next bomb kills a couple of innocent people on the street or in a restaurant. The next war between Jews and Arabs begins. This is the spiral of violance and the main reason, why peace is impossible in the Middle East.
Peter Vienna
Who said Jews were only good for running the world’s banks and causing major financial disasters (like Bernie Madoff)? I think we Christians can still learn a little from the Jews, like how to butcher arabush scum. If we had followed the Israeli model Iraq’s oil would be flowing to the US market much easier because there would be a lot less Arabs in the way. Obviously Israel’s never ending success and complete victory shows that the best way to handle Mohammedians is by slaughtering indiscriminately them like roaches.
So despite the killing the Lord Jesus Christ, a sin they’ll all pay for in the end anyway, there might be some useful ideas to be learned from todays Jews as regards the Allah worshippers. Especially on how to kill them efficiently, – One shot, two kills! – target the breeder females. ???? ???
Praise Jesus!
Brother Bob
FAIL
I wasnt here for 2years or something.
But this page is still an epic fail
A TREATISE ON THE NEED FOR A SEMITIC MODERN MASTURBATION MENTALITY
By Rebbe Moshe “hung so lo“ Rabeynu, March 23, 2009
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CHILDREN MUST BE INCULCATED AS TO THE BENEFITS OF MASTURBATION IN THE ATTAINMENT AND MAINTENANCE OF A HEALTHY MIND AND A HEALTHY BODY! PENT UP SEXUAL FRUSTRATION IN CHILDREN HAS NEVER BEEN HONESTLY AND ADEQUATELY DISCUSSED AND DEALT WITH IN JEWISH DISCOURSE AND DOCTRINE. MODERN LIFESTYLES AFFORD INDIVIDUALS THE PRIVACY AND HYGIENIC FACILITIES NECESSARY TO MASTURBATE IN A PRIVATE, DIGNIFIED AND SANITARY MANNER. ONE CAN WELL UNDERSTAND THE IRE THAT WAS AROUSED BY MASTURBATING INDIVIDUALS FOUR THOUSAND YEARS AGO WHEN AN ENTIRE LARGE FAMILY LIVED TOGETHER IN A TENT IN AN ARID LOCATION. NOBODY WANTED TO HAVE A WAD OF FLYING JISSUM HIT HIM IN THE EYE OR LAND IN HIS HUMUS. WATER WAS SCARCE AND ONE HAD TO WALK , SOMETIMES LONG DISTANCES, TO THE WELL TO GET IT, IF IT WAS AVAILABLE AT ALL. UNDER THESE CIRCUMSTANCES IT WAS A CHOICE OF WATER FOR DRINKING OR WATER FOR WASHING EJACULATE OFF OF ONE’S HANDS. THIS IS WHY THE EARLY SAGES WERE SO VOCIFEROUS IN THEIR CONDEMNATION OF MASTURBATION. WE JEWISH PEOPLE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A HORNY BUNCH AND, IF THERE WEREN’T THESE SEVERE STRICTURES AGAINST MASTURBATION AT THAT TIME, THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN ERRANT CUMSTAINS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND THE SMELL OF FRESHLY RELEASED JISSUM WOULD HAVE WAFTED FAR AND WIDE, EVEN WITHIN THE HALLOWED HALLWAYS OF THE SACRED TEMPLE ITSELF. TIMES HAVE CHANGED. IF PARENTS TODAY STRESS THE BENEFITS OF MASTURBATION TO THEIR CHILDREN, THEY WILL HELP LESSEN THE OCCURRENCE OF STDs, AND UNPLANNED PREGNANCIES. SCHOLARSHIP LEVELS WOULD INCREASE DRAMATICALLY WITH THE RELEASE OF PENT UP ADOLESCENT EJACULATORY TENSION.. IF NECESSARY, PARENTS SHOULD SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THEIR CHILDREN AS TO THE PROPER METHODOLOGY FOR THIS ACTIVITY AND FOLLOW UP AND MAKE SURE THAT THEIR CHILDREN ARE MASTURBATING REGULARLY AT AN OPTIMUM FREQUENCY. KEEPING A MASTURBATION DIARY COULD BE A VERY USEFUL TOOL IN MAINTAINING THE PROPER SCHEDULE. EVERY PARENT SHOULD ASK HIS CHILDREN ON A DAILY BASIS, “DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK AND MASTURBATE TODAY?” OH, OF COURSE, THE CHABADNIKS AND THE FRUMNIKS WILL YELL OUT, “BUT RAMBAM SAID THIS, AND RASHI SAID THAT AND RABBI AKIVA SAID THIS, AND THAT, ABOUT THE EVILS OF MASTURBATION.” PROBABLY ALL THREE OF THEM WERE MASTURBATING WHILE THEY WERE WRITING THESE STRICTURES, ANOTHER CASE OF “DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO”. WE MUST NOT CONTINUE TO LET OTHERS DO OUR THINKING FOR US UNDER THE GUISE OF RELIGIOUS EXPERTISE. SHALOM AND ZEI GEZUNT!