A matter of style : CARS
My dear Friends in Christ
There is no doubt in my mind that when Jesus comes back he will drive a Hummer or possibly a Cadillac Escalate. Why you ask? Because He can. Why would he choose to drive a Beetle? He ain’t gay! Why would He drive a Prius? He ain’t believing in the Global Warming scam!
Thinking people know that Global Warming is a liberal hoax, invented to make us abandon our American lifestyle. Liberals want us to be poor and uneducated because they think we don’t deserve a better life. That is why they are only buying foreign cars. Cars that are “good for the environment”.
Let me bring you some news you liberal morons: No car is “good” for the environment. Cars are just good for driving and in that respect some are better than others.
There is no reason to buy Tata or VW, if you can buy Chrysler or GMC!
I said it before and I’ll say it again: Liberalism is a sickness of the mind. How can one love the environment to the point of giving up ones own life? Sure you can drive a car that weighs less than uncle Bert after the thanksgiving diner, a cars with 45MPH top speed, a car that crushes you and your passengers even in mild car collisions. But for what? Global Warming? Give me a break (brake).
If you love your family, if you want your children to travel safely, you will buy an American made car. A car that reflects the wealth, the power and the superiority of American ingenuity.
I guess you noticed by now that I am a great car lover and God gave me a great gift: He let me grow up and live in the greatest car nation ever: USA!
We invented the car and every other invention to make the car even more fun: Automatic transmission, seat belts, power steering, power brakes, diesel engines and on and on and on.
The rest of the world should be happy we Americans even allow them to use our invention, even though they perverted it to the point where it even closer resembles a bicycle than a car.
Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman
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“We invented the car”
Outright lie. Just like the rest of the bullshit you´re writing.
“The rest of the world should be happy we Americans even allow them to use our invention,”
Fuck you, it´s not even your invention in the first place. And even then… well, I guess you shouldn´t be allowed to use the wheel then, cause it wasn´t invented by americans.
The German Guy
Excuse me?
Of course we invented the car. I heard Obama say it and double checked it, because I didn’t know before..
Here are the facts:
Way BEFORE Karl Benz “invented” his Automobile. There is no doubt: America invented the Automobile.
Kind regards,
Shelley
Naaa…American cars are big and clumsy looking… BMW, Audi, Porsche, Mercedes, Ferrari…. Now THESE are cars to admire….And as i pointed out in an earlier post… There is a reason why these cars are allways featured in American movies….. There is no one better…
/True Christian
Super Chief? Who thought that would be a good name for a car? Probably the same person who thought of ‘Impala,’ ‘Crossfire’ and ‘PT Cruiser.’ Septic cars are shite – end of. Ford make cars straight out of the 80s, Chevrolet have devalued their brand by ‘lending’ it to Daewoo and the rest of GM only serves to produce cars with no market. Why is the American car industry knackered? Simple. Until you produce cars that are in demand, you do not deserve to succeed.
American cars are bloody awful. Cheaply made, bad materials, dodgy design, terrible handling, and bad for the environment.
Even places like Korea & Malaysia are starting to produce better cars than you. The japanese have been doing it for years, as have the europeans.
For quality and luxury, go german. For cars with soul & passion, go italian. For a mix, go french. For total reliability & value, go japanese.
For shite, go american. Its what you’re gonna get.
As for american sports cars. If they even make such a thing, certainly cannot be compared to Ferrari’s, Lambo’s, Zonda’s and Astons!! Those are truly awesome machines.
FYI: the idea of seat belts was invented by a guy from Yorkshire, England. The standard 3-point seat belt was designed by a guy from Sweden.. So big fuck you asswipes!
Jesus driving a Caddy? Didn’t he say something about a camel fitting through the eye of a needle being easier then for a rich man to enter heaven? So do you think Jesus would return as a fat caat Republican?
“Excuse me?
Of course we invented the car.”
Warning, this is gonna be a bit longer.
The first vehicle to move under its own power for which there is a record was designed by Nicholas Joseph Cugnot and constructed by M. Brezin in 1769. A replica of this vehicle is on display at the Conservatoire des Arts et Metiers, in Paris. I believe that the Smithsonian Museum in Washington DC also has a large (half size ?) scale model. (Steam-powered, but still fitting the common definition of a car: A vehicle primarily meant for personal transportation that moves under it´s own power.)
The development of the internal combustion engine had to wait until a fuel was available to combust internally. Gunpowder was tried but didn’t work out. Gunpowder carburetors are still hard to find. The first gas really did use gas. They used coal gas generated by heating coal in a pressure vessel or boiler. A Frenchman named Etienne Lenoir patented the first practical gas engine in Paris in 1860 and drove a car based on the design from Paris to Joinville in 1862. His one-half horse power engine had a bore of 5 inches and a 24 inch stroke. It was big and heavy and turned 100 rpm. Lenoir died broke in 1900.
Lenoir had a separate mechanism to compress the gas before combustion. In 1862, Alphonse Bear de Rochas figured out how to compress the gas in the same cylinder in which it was to burn, which is the way we still do it. This process of bringing the gas into the cylinder, compressing it, combusting the compressed mixture, then exhausting it is know as the Otto cycle, or four cycle engine. Lenoir claimed to have run the car on benzene and his drawings show an electric spark ignition. If so, then his vehicle was the first to run on petroleum based fuel, or petrol, or what we call gas, short for gasoline.
Siegfried Marcus, of Mecklenburg, built a can in 1868 and showed one at the Vienna Exhibition of 1873. His later car was called the Strassenwagen had about 3/4 horse power at 500 rpm. It ran on crude wooden wheels with iron rims and stopped by pressing wooden blocks against the iron rims, but it had a clutch, a differential and a magneto ignition. One of the four cars which Marcus built is in the Vienna Technical Museum and can still be driven under its own power.
In 1876, Nikolaus Otto patented the Otto cycle engine, de Rochas had neglected to do so, and this later became the basis for Daimler and Benz breaking the Otto patent by claiming prior art from de Rochas.
1885, Gottllieb Daimler, in his workshop in Bad Cannstatt built a wooden motorcycle. Daimler’s son Paul rode this motorcycle from Cannstatt to Unterturkheim and back on November 10, 1885. Daimler used a hot tube ignition system to get his engine speed up to 1000 rpm
The previous August, Karl Benz had already driven his light, tubular framed tricycle around the Neckar valley, only 60 miles from where Daimler lived and worked. They never met. Frau Berta Benz took Karl’s car one night and made the first long car trip to see her mother, traveling 62 miles from Mannheim to Pforzheim in 1888.
Also in August 1888, William Steinway, owner of Steinway & Sons piano factory, talked to Daimler about US manufacturing right and by September had a deal. By 1891 the Daimler Motor Company, owned by Steinway, was producing petrol engines for tramway cars, carriages, quadricycles, fire engines and boats in a plant in Hartford, CT.
Seems like you guys were a few years late…
Also, LOL at those fat SUV´s. Let´s hope for another peak in oil prices, just to see the dumbasses in the USA squeal.
PS: Karl Benz received the first patent (DRP No. 37435) for a gas-fueled car on January 29, 1886. That´s 7 years before the date you named.
PWNT!
Nicolas-Joseph Cugnot built the first self-powered vehicle (or car for your small mind). In case you didnt know, we should the French for not only saving our asses in the Revolution, but we should think them for the automobile. And I’m pretty sure Jesus would want us to take care of the earth before he came back. Or else he’ll choke on the exhaust of your Challenger!
The first road vehicle powered by an internal combustion engine was built by Samuel Brown, who converted an old steam engine to run on gas, and drove up Shooter’s Hill in London on 27 May 1826.
If you allow external combustion, Trevithick ran his steam engine on the roads of Cornwall in 1801. Cugnot, the Frenchman who usually gets the credit for building a steam carriage in 1769, built a machine that obviously couldn’t be steered, because despite it only running at 2 1/2 miles an hour, he ran it into a wall becoming the first man to have an automobile accident.
So there you are; the Brits invented ‘em, the Yanks made money out of ‘em, and the French crash them.
hey Neil, you seem to have an inside track for the return of the king. dont hold back brother!! spill it if you got something to say. but i have to tell you bro this eye of the needle shit is weak!!!!
and didnt jesus also say something about not sucking dick if your a man? and then theres that whole abortion thing and baby killing on the democrats side of things.
maybe jesus ‘wouldnt’ return as a republican, but he certainly wont return as a peter puffing, brown eye licking, corn holing, LIBERAL, cock sucker from hell!!
im holding out for somehting better……..
Of course Our Lord will drive a Hummer or Escalade (but not a Lincoln, since Ford gives homosexuals special privileges by advertising in their publications). If people ever read the Bible, they’d know about the women with the expensive ointment. Jesus obviously cares more about a Robb Report lifestyle for Himself than for so-called social responsibility.
Shelly,
the yellow car pictured is not a Tate Nano. Its a BMW Isseta. Built in 1955. It even says so on the photograph. As usual divine inspiration is no substitute for a little research.
“when you crush a cyclist or a small car and if nobody was looking…. it never happened”!
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You felon,
GOD KNOWS (and my friend and colleague The Shadow,too).
The problem with you is not only that you are evil and stupid,but that you are a redneck too.
Is this site a (sick) joke?
It quite possibly may be. Wouldn’t be as funny then though. Real idiots = real humor.
If you can’t fit in those small cars it only means your too fat.
This has to be a joke, right?
This is the most discriminating, worst written, poorly researched website a person could create.
American cars are crap. They WERE good, but not anymore. I’ve driven most brands in the world and I can safely say, every manufacturer outside the US beat the living crap out of American cars, save for the F-150…
What is wrong with being gay, muslim, or not a christian? I was born into christianity, not gay and not a muslim. I’m an atheist now who believes in energy and human power.
The reason The United States of America (NOT AMERICA, America is continent, not a country, get your geography right) is in a state of chaos is because of people that think like you do, devoted, blind religious people that shield behind a stupid book written by morons and old people. You have good arguments, no good logic and every time something that you cannot debate on (read, all the time) comes up, you go behind your little book and say “because god said so, its in the bible”.
Fuck you Shelly. If god exists, he/she/it sure as hell doesn’t like you, and doesn’t appreciated your treatment towards other humans. If he is the ALL-LOVING being described in the bible, he would love everybody, including muslims, gays and Obama. Maybe even you.
Fuck you!
@ Ricardo……..uhh…. no Ricardo Montalban.. better you refrain from comment if you cant contribute to the conversation any better.
atheistic human energy? is that like wack off energy? and even “I” got to say america makes some of the best cars in the world.
go hump the neighbors leg Ricky and leave the thinking to people with brains.
Don’t worry about me pushkin. I have enough brains to be employed, well paid and educated. I have a masters degreen in Computer Science, which is for sure more formal education than you have.
If you could tell me what about my comment was not intelligent, I would appreciate that.
American cars are in the ditch because of poor quality. Everybody knows that. Cheap plastics, cheap components, shared plastics and pieces between models, all to save money. Ultimately consumers are the ones that decide on whats good and what not, and, sadly for car companies in the US, they spoke.
Now, I’ll go back to my brain challenging job. You can go back to whatever you do.
@ Ricardo.. you have driven most car brands in the world? so you have driven the tico, the dumas, the nexia? Most likely you never even heard of them. Ricardo the extent of your worldly driving experience comes from driving upwards from whatever mexican border town it was you was running from when you swam the rio grand. Its your blanket statements without facts to back them up that eat my ass!
im glad to see you got work. it just proves that there is something out there even for victims of down syndrome such as yourself, or whatever it is that afflicts you. go pray to your fuzzy energy thing.
@pushkin…
Lets go point by point:
1. I’ve driven the following brands: Ford, Chevrolet, GMC, Dodge, Jeep, Saturn, Chrysler, Pontiac, Fiat, Volvo, Nissan, BMW, Mercedes Benz, Toyota, Alpha Romeo, Tata, Datsun, Mitsubishi, Kia. I think that accounts for “most of the brands”. More to my point, I’ve owned 3 american cars (Ford Explorer, Jeep Wrangler and Chevy Silverado).
2. I didn’t need to drive from Mexico because I’m not Mexican. Contrary to the belief of illiterates and people who have not studied world history, Ricardo is NOT a Mexican name. I’m from Italy, and the name is also used in countries all over Europe (Portugal, Spain, Italy, Malta, etc), Central and South America.
3. I have a job. A job better than yours most likely. Might I inquire what job you have, if any?
You see, an intelligent person doesn’t have to reduce to insults and name-calling to prove his/her point. I have driven a large amount of cars because I’m a car enthusiast. I rent cars just to try them out and I love the experience, but I try to see them on both their good and bad sides. My favorite car in the world was my Wrangler. I’ll never forget it. But if I had to choose a car to buy right now, I would go with a Nissan Xterra or a Murano. I drove an ‘09 F-150 last week and I was impressed, but I don’t know if I would feel more included to buy one if it was a diesel.
So now, pushkin, can we have a civilized conversation? Can you prove to me that U.S. cars are better than Italian, British, Korean and Japanese cars? Please prove your point, because I don’t see any other car companies in the verge of going bankrupt.
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ricardo “is” a mexican name. It “may” be an italian name as well, but where I come from, a Mexican and Italian…. same thing… only difference is a the spot on the map they are coming from.. as for the cars you mention, they are ALL brands popular for America, canada, and mexico, and honestly I think you are telling lies. I simply dont believe you drove all of the cars you claim. It is known to many people around the world mexicans can simply not be trusted Ricardo. I speak a little bit of your mexican gibberish, learned it years ago when I used to take trips to Italy to fuck the local girl and taint the gene pool with a little tatar blood. So I know what you people are like. your only claim to fame is christopher columbus so stop acting like your fucking Lee Iacocca.
As for my work, not that it matters, but I am a vice rector for ……. lets just say a very well known university.
Vice rector…riiight. Look, a vice rector of even a school for morons would know better than to talk talk like this.
You see, to prove my point I have receipa for all the cars I’ve driven. I have the rental forms from enterprise and the pink slips for my cars. I am also not affraid to post my businesscard to show my position.
You, on the other hand, won’t do it because they are put right lies ;)
Stop trying to put down other countries. Being a redneck is something you have to live with. Enjoy your trailer park and your church!
stupid fucking americans. its no wonder thier economy is going dead. the only sad thing is the countries that believed in america, and staked their economy on the prosperity of America. These are the people i feel sorry for. americans are mostly fat lazy burger king eating fuckers in need of a reality check. they say now 1 in 5 children in america under the age of 8 are obese!!! what the hell does that tell you? it tells me they are over-compensated for the work they do.. america has come to expect too much for too little, have absolutely no idea what is on the outside of thier country.. hell most americans couldnt point out something as simple as canada on a map, god forbid you ask them where tajikistan is… americans are breeding future generations of worthless fucks and something needs to break the chain… this is a sad sad fucking country next to the post WWII USA. from the 50’s to the 80’s was the best times america saw. it looks like a down hill slide from here.
the best thing that could happen to America is for the car economy to collapse and millions be out of work. before you know it americas ass will look more like moldova. it would be well deserved…. and a lesson learned, maybe too late.
@ ricardo. what kind of fucking loser are you? the only pink slip you got is the one with the bill you got to pay for your mother for being arrested after prostituting her ass to an under cover.
and even if you do have all these pinks slips from the cars your mother has been boned in that only proves what a pathetic moron you are and how sad your life is from being so anal!
you dont know me. im a child of communism you dipshitted fuck, which means im an ???????? and have not been to a church in my life! your the wet back with all his moms pink slips! when the soviet union collapsed i made more money than was ever printed. I could buy you and what you have at least 300 times over. I made so much money in the 90’s I dont have to work if I dont want to and the university i am at is MORE than glad to have me. I am not the rector thats true, but its MY university and its well known this is the case. I tell you what, i got 8 flats sitting in moscow that i purchased in the early 90’s, 3 houses, and 2 huge farms outside moscow, a dacha in Minsk, and a summer home in Yalta AS well as property holdings in the USA. This is besides my side business….4 of those flats i mentioned are dead center of moscow. Just those 1 of those center flats is worth more than youve made in the last 10 years.
you want my info? its dangerous to give out info to freaks on the internet for many reasons, but seeing as you and most of the brainless americans that post here are most likely not smart enoguh to do much with it anyway…. ill make an exception..
the name of the univerity im at is “zaibal ti alkash” Now you translate this all into cyrillic and search for the university. my name will be under section “Poshol ti na Khui”, then click what you are, “Pederas”, for visiting without a password.. ????? ????????, ????!?? ????? ??????? ?????, ??? ?????? ????. ???? ????????!
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fie upon you, Pushkin!
How could you use this Name? I’m really sad that somebody like you asperses our countries and face of our nation, even if you rector you should be kicked out from University like that. The culture of great history nation spoiled by you – what people can think about us if in Universities such rectors? After that Europe doesnt want to make us the members of EU due to such representatives. I wish God will forgive you.
I agree with wholeheartedly we should buy America. How ugly is the toyota Prius? Look at this thing! It’s ugly, yet so many Americans buy it.
http://www.driv4.com/watch.php?v=933
Why not buy the Chevy Volt, an American beauty! Look at this and how it compares. I can’t believe we don’t put a stop to the Japaense imports. We need to do it immediately.
http://www.driv4.com/watch.php?v=1013
@ yulia…..
Da poshel ti. Chto ti skasal? ti menya ne znaesh!!!Devchonok nado xoroshenko ottraxat..Traxnutsya xochesh?
so you are russian.. uh.. huh.. answer my question.
and for another thing i wasnt under the impression russia was trying to become a member of the EU. hahahaha… any russian would know that!! and if you really think that, then you will never become much of anything, much less the rector of a university.