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That woman’s step-son been trouble from the moment his Euro-trash mother ran off with the owner of the local Burger King franchise, so there ain’t no way in you-know-what that she’s gonna sue ME for turning that boy into a Wiccan.

The woman’s a few nails short of a crucifixion, if ya ask me!

God is Love
BBN

Friends,

One of our readers currently serving in the IDF sent us in this great T-Shirt design celebtating the Israeli Army’s victory over terrorism:

Make your kids happy by getting them some of these to wear down to the shooting range. We will be selling these from the STR Online Shop in a few days time, so please have your credit cards ready.

JG

Well, www.wmfo.org went all digital last week and they went and messed up whatever they use to make it so I can do a godcast of the show.  That means that Satan won in a couple of different ways.  First, doing a digital radio station means that they can make me say whatever they want to by mixing up my words as I’m saying them .  So they can make me say "My name is Billy Bob Neck and I shoot crack into my eyeball and have butt sex."  I’m powerless to do anything about it.  The other victory for Satan is that there ain’t no godcast of my show.

Instead, these fellas from www.puckertime.com called me last week and wanted me to come back on their cuss-fest.  Like the man says – you don’t convert sinners in the pews.

So if you wanna know just how bad atheists is, then take a listen, but put on the full armor of God, first.

God is Love!
BBN

Dear Friends

This is America, we live in freedom. This ain’t communist China! Nobody has the right to dictate us anything. Nobody has the right to tell us to wear a towel on our heads and nobody has the right to tell us what or how much to eat.

I am a great supporter of the Pro-Ana movement, not because I am one of them nutballs myself, but because I have the firm believe that sicknesses like that cure themselves. Anorexics are curing themselves by starving themselves to death. God made it that way. And nobody has the right to interfere.

Thin Commandments

1) If you aren’t thin, you aren’t attractive

2) Being thin is more important than being healthy

3) You must buy clothes, cut your hair, take laxatives, anything to make yourself look thinner

4) Thou shall not eat without feeling guilty

5) Thou shall not eat fattening food without punishing afterwards

6) Thou shall count calories and restrict intake accordingly

7) What the scale says is the most important thing

8) Losing weight is good, gaining weight is bad

9) You can never be too thin

10) Being thin and not eating are signs of true will power and success

So, all you parents out there, just cut it out! God gave your child this perverted sickness, maybe as punishment for you ’cause you weren’t praising him enough. Either way you ain’t have the right to force your daughter to eat. Remember it won’t work anyway, you can beat your daughter and you can scream at her until she comes to the diner table, you can even force her to swallow the ham, but you can’t stop her from throwing up. All you can do is pray to the Lord to have mercy on her soul.

Be strong, friends and most of all: Be Godly and start worshiping today!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

My dear Friends in Christ

There is no doubt in my mind that when Jesus comes back he will drive a Hummer or possibly a Cadillac Escalate. Why you ask? Because He can. Why would he choose to drive a Beetle? He ain’t gay! Why would He drive a Prius? He ain’t believing in the Global Warming scam!

Thinking people know that Global Warming is a liberal hoax, invented to make us abandon our American lifestyle. Liberals want us to be poor and uneducated because they think we don’t deserve a better life. That is why they are only buying foreign cars. Cars that are “good for the environment”.

Let me bring you some news you liberal morons: No car is “good” for the environment. Cars are just good for driving and in that respect some are better than others.

There is no reason to buy Tata or VW, if you can buy Chrysler or GMC!

I said it before and I’ll say it again: Liberalism is a sickness of the mind. How can one love the environment to the point of giving up ones own life? Sure you can drive a car that weighs less than uncle Bert after the thanksgiving diner, a cars with 45MPH top speed, a car that crushes you and your passengers even in mild car collisions. But for what? Global Warming? Give me a break (brake).

If you love your family, if you want your children to travel safely, you will buy an American made car. A car that reflects the wealth, the power and the superiority of American ingenuity.

I guess you noticed by now that I am a great car lover and God gave me a great gift: He let me grow up and live in the greatest car nation ever: USA!

We invented the car and every other invention to make the car even more fun: Automatic transmission, seat belts, power steering, power brakes, diesel engines and on and on and on.

The rest of the world should be happy we Americans even allow them to use our invention, even though they perverted it to the point where it even closer resembles a bicycle than a car.

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

Dear friends,

Today I continue my series on India, the dark continent, with a discussion of one of the Satan-worshipping Hindu religion’s favourite books, the Kama Sutra. This disgusting piece of filth, full of dirty suggestions and ugly pictures is taught to all Hindu children as soon as they are old enough to walk. Knowing what we already know about their filthy habits, this shouldn’t surprise us. What is most worrying about this book is that it has also been spread around the world. It sits in most bookshops in America, like a viper in the garden of Eden, just waiting for innocent Christians to pick it up and suck its poison. Worst of all, hippies everywhere try to tell us that this book and its teachings will actually bring us more pleasure than the love of Our Lord, Jesus Christ. This raises some serious philosophical questions that I would like you to consider now, friends.

Why are we so in thrall to the notion that bodily contortion is erotic?

Why have we let goaty New Age gurus convince us that if we aren’t prepared to get more bent up with our lover than during a game of Twister with a giant centipede, we are somehow inadequate and boring?

Just because it’s old that doesn’t mean it’s not filthy!

Why would we ever give in to the authority of the attributed author of the book: ‘Nandi’, the sacred bull and doorkeeper to Shiva? Why should we allow our sexual lives to be directed by a volume that advises: ‘if the bone of a peacock or of a hyena be covered with gold, and tied on the right hand, it makes a man lovely in the eyes of other people’?

Indians believe this bull…

What would actually happen if a man were to take seriously the book’s instruction to rub into his lingam the ‘remains of a kite who has died a natural death, ground into powder, and mixed with cowach and honey’? Would it really make a woman ‘subject to his will’? Or would it actually be a bit smelly and off-putting?

What would actually happen if a man were to take seriously the book’s instruction to rub into his lingam the ‘remains of a kite who has died a natural death, ground into powder, and mixed with cowach and honey’? Would it really make a woman ‘subject to his will’? Or would it actually be a bit smelly and off-putting?
Finally, just in case there are any cha Rub it with the bristles of certain insects that live in trees ps out there still thinking that they might like to follow some of the book’s teachings, just study its advice about how best to increase the size of your lingam: ‘, and then, after rubbing it for ten nights with oils… again rub it with the bristles as before. By continuing to do this a swelling will be gradually produced in the lingam… then lie on a cot, and cause [your] lingam to hang down through a hole in the cot.’

Isn’t that crazy! But that’s the kind of thing that happens in India.

Christ save us!

Sam Johnston

Lemme ask you a question – what would you do if your third grade son or daughter come back from school and told you they learn how to perform an abortion?  I guess if you was a liberal you’d probably jump up and down for joy because you’d be saving a $15 co-pay every time you killed a pre-born and you could buy that much more crack cocaine.  If you was a decent person, you’d run right down to that school with a licensed handgun and march that principal right to jail.

A mild sample of the kinds of images third graders are allowed
to view in their school and public libraries

Lemme ask you another question – Let’s say once you get to that jail, the police chief puts you in jail because under the current socialist dictator it ain’t no big thing for a child to look at pictures of a woman’s nether regions either for sexual gratification or under the guise of "education"?

Lemme ask you one last question – what if the number two man at the Justice Department of the United States of America didn’t have no problem with that?

Meet David Ogden – defender of porn and number two man at the Justice Department.  God bless America?  I’d say God damn America!

The Bible says: "You are the company you keep." David Ogden keeps
company with Amazonian transexuals.  What does that say about him?

Ogden has made a career of perfecting his hatefulness towards God, America and the family.  How many pre-borns has he killed? Several million – and that’s a conservative number.  He’s one of those liberals that wanna see 11 years old having as much sex as they can (cuz it’s "healhty") and then slaughter the precious pre-born that could grow up to be the Supreme Court Justice that overturns Roe v. Wade once and for all.  It ain’t nothing but womb lynching and America ought hang its head in shame!

But how he’s gonna get a 11 year old interested in throwing away her childhood on the sins of the flesh with every single boy (and girl) in her school if her parents are trying to raise her right?  That’s real simple – the internets.  Ogden thinks that everybody has the right to watch hardcore straight and gay porn not only in a public library but also right in the school classroom. That’s right – if the so-called "teacher" wants to show [title redacted - Ed.] which features two men engaged in [act redacted - Ed.], [act redacted - Ed.] and felching because he thinks it’s "art" then he can just fire up the personal computer Bill Clinton loaded with Al Gore’s internets and show it right there in the classroom!  That’s what he argued for when he argued against the Children’s Internet Protection Act of 2000 – hardcore gay porn in your child’s classroom.  You still think government schools is a good idea?  I don’t!

A scene from Spermyman 4, a homo porno easily available
for your 5 year old to download on Al Gore’s internets of
sin and sodomy.  Try finding scripture on the Al Gore’s internet -
I doubt you can.

If you send your children to a government school (and if you’re reading this you probably don’t), then Odgen wants to make sure that you ain’t got no choice as to where you’re child goes.  Do you want your child to go to a nice, clean school with kind, Christian teachers and students whose parents don’t traffic in the sex and drug industry?  Well, I guess you’re just too narrow minded for Mr. David Ogden.  He thinks you "fear the unknown" and "shy away from substantial interaction with people of other races."  Well, thank you so much for trying to run my life!  Last time I check, I thought I could decide whether my children should be allowed to talk to negros and Mexicans!

David Ogden thinks our children should learn the finer
points of "pimpin’" and crack dealing from the parents
of their classmates in government schools.  I disagree.

None of this means nothing compared to evil wickedness of his biggest, vilest act – defending braille versions of Playboy and Penthouse.  That’s right – porno for blind people.

I can understand a lot of things.  I can understand that lie-berals hate American because they love Satan and Joe Stalin.  I can even understand how being a homo can make you so bitter and desperate that you’d wanna make everyone bitter and desperate, too.  But I will never even begin to understand why you’d ever wanna corrupt blind people who God has already cursed for their sins.  That is the very definition of wickedness.  And that is exactly what David Ogden, under the guise of so-called "free speech", did: cement blind people’s place in Hell by giving them the most Godless pornography ever put on paper.  Now there are probably a couple of idiots saying, "but, Billy, there ain’t no pictures so it can’t be that bad."  Well, take a look at this -

A page from braille Playboy describing a lesbian four-way
involving blasphemous uses Christian symbols and multiple
instances of the Lord’s name taken in vain.

That combined with interviews with Jimmy Carter and Gore Vidal make this an immediate one-way ticket to Hell.

And that makes David Odgen the second most dangerous man in America next to Barak Osama Homo Bin Laden!

My dear friends,

As I’m sure you’re aware, one of the world’s fastest growing economies is that of India. Their growth in recent years has earned them the name “The Indian Tiger”. They now control a huge percentage of the world’s industrial output. Since they breed so fast too, this nation is soon to become the world’s largest.

In many ways, their success is a cause for celebration and thanks. By applying the economic principles invented here in America – allowing free trade and low taxes that help businesses grow everyday, they have become a wonderful success story. I hope that this series will be a positive celebration of the good that goes on there. That millions of people everyday are being lifted from poverty. That instead of horrible old bikes and smelly cows on the streets, trains that take you to a station instead of straight to your front door, and more and more people are fortunate enough to own their own automobiles.

Sadly, however, I also have to tell you today that these Indians have failed to adopt that greatest lesson that the world can learn from this great nation: the love and salvation of Jesus Christ Our Lord.

In fact, “sadly” isn’t even the word. “Terrifyingly”might be more apt. These people, you see, worship demons and Satan. They call this faith hinduism, but there’s no denying that really it is a dark form of devil-worship.

Mrs Goodman wants me to keep it brief in these introductory notes and tells me that this article should just act as a taster for the terrors to come, so I will not expound the full horror of the “hindu” belief system now. You’ll just have to look out for the articles as they arrive each week.

For now, however, tell me if this hindu “god” does not look like a demon.

Indians call this demon “kali”. I call it by its true name: Satan.

They worship this Kali! Can you believe it? Why do liberals who love India because “it’s so real man” not admit this evil?

Get thee behind me Satan!

More soon,

Sam Johnston

Photo credits:

Indian bike: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jezz/153312267/

Evil “kali” demon: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kaptainkobold/37120044/

Friends,

In these dark days, when all we’ve had since November last is black news and the crowing triumphalism of the liberal media and America-haters in the new government, we all need a few laughs to get us through.

Of course, we can laugh, but there is an uplifting message in this video too. Jesus is everywhere! He is Lord! Even thinking that he saw His face helped a man stop drinking and smoking. Should we laugh at that too. No! Of course not. We should praise Him and give thanks. See! There was a miracle in this video, after all!

Thanks for the laughs, Lord,

I love you!

Sam Johnston

It ain’t every Californian that’s a murderous, gay, nazi cannibal.  I ain’t saying that most of ‘em ain’t, I’m just saying that they ain’t infected everybody yet and we still gotta chance to make sure that when Jesus come back He ain’t gotta be scared that when He gets to California that some homo don’t try to kill him and/or have intercourse with him.  That’s why I used to call Prop 8 the Protect Jesus Prop.  It’s the homo marriage thing, too, but homo marriage leads to homo children and  we know that you get to the second or third generation or homo that they get more and more strong like vampires do.

I’m putting this up as proof that us Christian ain’t nothing to do with hate and that we love homos enough to tell ‘em that they’re gonna burn in Hell if they don’t stop hating American, whining like sissies and plotting to kill every policeman and government official in the United States of America.

I’m just glad these fine Christians had the GUTS to stand up for what’s right, unlike that fruitcake Rick Warren who sold out Jesus just so he could have gay sex with Homobama.

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

Now somebody tell me where I can buy this… I ate chili burritos last night and I’m just itching to share it with Obama:

JG

Friends,

Would you put an alcoholic in charge of a liquor store? Would you put a paedophile in charge of an elementary school? How about hiring a bunch of Mexicans to run a border-crossing… would you trust a "liberal economist"?

Some things are so obviously dunb, you just know that if anybody were to try it the results would be bad. Unfortunately it seems that the libtards really are in charge of the economy, and the got their own magazine. It’s laugably called "The Economist". This article "How to stop the drug wars " has got to be one of the dumbest things a liberal has ever written, and trust me… that’s saying a lot!

The ever-sensationalist "Economist" used this image not to illustrate the well-documented dangers of drugs, but the war on drugs. This is so typical of the backwards thinking of the liberals: They will say or do anything to criticize Reagan’s legacy.

I’m informed that one of the side-effects of smoking dope is loss of memory: In this case the ultra-leftists at the Economist have forgotten the sensible reasons why drugs were banned in the first place:

100 years ago our concerned leaders were forced to ban drugs because negros were smoking them and then raping our white daughters. These days all we have to do is arrest drug users before they become race-rapists. As an added benefit the corrections industry employs hundreds of thousands of hard-working white Christian families.

What will happen if we legalize pot?

All those drug-using blacks will be let out on the streets. Do you think they will vote for a responsible party like the Republicans… heck no. They will vote the way all dope-fiends vote… for the Dumbocrats. And just ask yourself, how Obama is going to thank those ex-cons for voting for him? First he makes dope legal, next he’s going to make rape legal. It’s so obvious, why is it that the liberals cannot see this sliperly slope?

A negro sucking on what his kind call a "jazz cigarette": By his outlandish looks and inattentive demeanor you can tell he is up to no good. Obama wants him to walk free so he can kill your kids and then steal your car. Is this what you want?

So if we allow dope to be legalized we could be granting an almost permanent majority to the dumb-dems. Lets not let America down – we gotta keep those black drug-rapists locked up for the good of our country. Please write to your representative and urge him to vote against legalizing pot because you don’t want the blacks to come and rape your daughters.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard