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America’s First Dog is a foreigner, too??? What does Obama have against America?

The Obamas are getting their new dog in a matter of weeks. And they have come to some important decisions.

First off, the breed.

First Lady Michelle Obama told People Magazine that the the family wants to find a rescue Portuguese Water dog.

Is there no end to Obama’s animosity towards America? Can’t he at least pretend to love the country who made him the first negro president? The Obama family selected a foreign breed as first dog, a “Portuguese Water Dog”. Portugal has no significance in the great scheme of things, at all, period. They don’t built cars, they didn’t invent anything and they don’t have any nice dogs. They can be happy that Spain was nice enough to take them over after World War 2, because on their own they would not have survived the struggle for economic dominance going on on the planet.

A President McCain would never have selected this kind of worthless pile of dog-genes as first dog, they would have selected a Pit Bull Terrier or some other fighting dog that reflects the strength and nature of America.

I guess we can be happy that the fag in the white house did not select a french poodle as his personal playmate.

Shame on us. What is happening to America, O’Lord???

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Hero of the week…

… is the creator of this cartoon!

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Liberals need to die – and they do! Praise the Lord

Rush Limbaugh said it best:

“Liberal Talk Radio has no place in the marketplace of ideas. People are sick and tired or whining and complaining.”

The original concept of Air America Radio was dead only one year after the network was founded. No decent company was sponsoring the endless barrage or hate and fear mongering combined with whining and bitching about what The Leader has done. Another liberal radio network was born out of the ashes of the dead idea of having a solid home for nonsense talkers like Randy Rhodes and Mike Malloy: Nova M Radio, but only two years later they died too.

Nova M Radio Inc., a competitor to troubled radio network Air America, is filing for bankruptcy liquidation, according to the company’s co-founder, amid mounting disarray in the small world of liberal talk radio.

Anita and Sheldon Drobny, a married couple from Chicago, founded Nova M in 2006 and have been funding the business partly out of their own pockets. Compounding their troubles: Nova M’s highest-profile host, Randi Rhodes, vanished from the airwaves earlier this month. Mrs. Drobny also said that her husband is currently hospitalized for problems stemming from the stress of dealing with the network, which has 34 affiliates.

Ms. Drobny says she and her husband had poured their own money into Nova M, but the business became unsustainable last fall. As advertising revenue plummeted, so did the Drobnys’ personal portfolio, making it impossible for them to keep supporting the company. Toward the end, Nova M lost $100,000 a month. The financial stresses eventually affected her husband’s health, she says, leading to the breakdown that landed him in the hospital.

“There were so many wealthy progressives out there that could have made [progressive radio] happen,” she said, but they didn’t want to help. “It ended up being on Sheldon’s shoulders.”
WSJ


Liberals need to know their place. After the Obama Recession and terrorists in America even liberals should be smart enough to know that the liberal idea is dead.

Sheldon Drobny, you need to die, just die and stop polluting out airwaves with liberal filth. We don’t want to hear liberal talk, it makes us sick!

Liberals are, thank God, a dying breed. Must must destroy the remaining liberal ideas in our society if we want to have a future. Punch the ideas in the stomach, watch them fall down and then start kicking until the lifeless body feels like mush.

Out of the sad ashes of Nova M Radio grew another radio network called: On Second Thought Radio Network, which is weaker and has an even less promising career ahead than all the others. Mark my words: They will close their doors as well because the liberal mindset is a hideous thing of the past.

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Put On Your Jesus Glasses

If y’all would put down the crack needle and put on your Jesus glasses you would see things as God wants you to see them.  Why did Natalie Suleman have all of those kids?  What’s the right thing to call the negro genocide?  Are the Germs planning on taking conquering the world through the "Oskars"?  You can’t know the truth if yer shooting crack, folks.  Ya just can’t do it.

God is Love !

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A modest proposal to end our recession

Friends,

How are we going to end President Obama’s recession? Thanks to the Democrat’s financial mismanagement our economy is teetering on the edge of complete disaster. It’s surely time to take radical measures to prevent things from getting much worse. The ShelleyPAC think-tank would like to offer a modest proposal which will help rid America of one of the most pernicious category of law-breakers, it also promises to give our damaged economy a much needed boost.

Movie, music and software piracy is a despicable crime. According to the RIAA, MPAA and Business-Software Alliance these important industries have lost more than $15 Trillion last year due to lost-sales from users of a web-site called “The Pirate Bay”: Can you believe that one single foreign-run website has cost us more than the US GDP!

What is Obama going to do about it?

Shelley’s team thought long and hard about how to solve this problem: As you know, Pirate Bay is run by a shadowy group of Swedish conspirators: When we had a responsible President like George W. Bush he would take decisive action such as declaring war on Sweden – a godless nation with little or no military power compared to the USA.

We could crush the sweeds and put an end to piracy once and for all, however we should understand that the Democrats are far too weak to attack our foes. Even while the dirty Swedes are ripping us off the fool Democrats insist on keeping diplomatic relations. We conservatives must therefore balance idealism with practicality:

Shelley correctly observed that piracy is like a drug: Once you start downloading you feel compelled to keep downloading. It’s addictive like “pot” or “extacy” – so why dont we treat it like a drug? If downloading is a drug then surely we need to fight a ware on it just like we have a war on drugs and on terrorism?

We need to start rounding up everybody who downloads anything illegal: We need to treat them like junkies and lock them up in jail.

Downloading movies is a crime, just like injecting yourself with Heroin, only there are even more downloaders than drug users. According to the MPAA there are over 22 million users of illegal downloading software called “bittorrent” which the Pirate-bay people use to make their web-site.

Lets go to the source of this bit-torrent: We need to find out who is making it, arrest them and force them to cut off the supply. If the swedish pirate-bay cannot get bittorrent they will be forced to cease operations. It’s amazing how simple the soltion is when you think about it.

In addition to ending piracy, a clamp-down on this criminal activity will have many benefits: Where for example will we secure the millions of law-breakers who will need to be reformed? We could invest in our nation’s correctional facilities. These important institutions of justice could recieve a cash injection that would allow them to deal with a more efficient justice system.

And what are we to do with millions of incarserated law-breakers? We propose a two-pronged strategy: First of all we advise an expansion of President Bush’s faith-based initiatives. Lets get true Christianity back into our prision system to help reform these sinners. Secondly lets put these criminals to work.

Our economic rivals China have long been able to under-cut our ability to manufactuer goods thanks to their low-wage economy. With a work-force of approximatel 10 million American prsisoners who work for free and could be loaned to our leading companies we could under-cut even the chinese. Just think of the productivity advantage we could gain.

I think you will all agree that this suggestion combines a common-sense approach to tackling crime with true Christian compassion. We believe this solution will not only benefit the economy but restore respect for law and order which the democrats have worked so hard to undermine.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

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There’s No Such Thing As A Good Canadian

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Steorn’s Orbo: Proof that science does not have all the answers

Last year the leading ID research site OverwhelmingEvidence.com blogged about an exciting new technology called Orbo – from a little known Irish company called Steorn. This tiny company had earned the wrath of the entire materialist community by proposing something which was “impossible”: A compact, environmentally-friendly machine capable of producing free rotational energy despite lacking any source of fuel or power.

As any ID proponent will tell you, going against science dogma is never fun: Steorn’s CEO Michael Walshe was first described as an “idiot” and then as a “con-man” by legions of materialists keen that their sacred laws of thermodynamics should never be violated; least of all by some Irish upstarts who had barely made it through the cloisters of mainstream science education. What right had they to produce a limitless source of free energy?

All news of Steorn’s success was covered up by a press who had been embarrassed into silence. Any journalist daring to express skepticism that the hallowed laws of thermodynamics might be less than perfect found their opinions quickly suppressed by the science-establishment. Shunned and silenced, Steorn’s management decided to back away from media attention – even canceling an exhibition of their product at London’s famous Kinetica museum.

The British science-establishment’s revenge was not complete: Having driven Steorn out of the country they used their considerable influence to shut-down the museum that dared to challenge the old-ways: The museum was replaced by a block of fast-food restaurants. That is the price you pay for dissent in Europe.

Nevertheless, Orbo is back: After over a year of “below the radar” research Steorn have returned with detailed information about how their product works. Their site includes detailed technical information along with testimonies of experts who have actually seen the Orbo working. Remember, the so-called experts said it couldnt possibly be true and yet it apparently is. Now where have I heard something like that before?

In an interview with the Times of London, Walshe (A committed Christian) stated that after the failed Orbo demonstration in the summer of 2007 he felt “utterly disheartened” – but rather than giving up he went back to work. “I prayed in the name of Jesus”, Walshe said, “LORD tell me what to do – you shall be my guide. The next morning I woke up feeling full of energy… it was as if God wanted me to continue. God was saying, I’m giving you this technology – just have faith in me”

Steorn’s revolutionary “Hall Probe” can actually see invisible magnetic radiation. Steorn suggest that you can use it to rid your home of harmful magnetism.

Replete with the power of prayer, Walshe’s company set to developing tools and ideas to help prove that the Orbo works: The once obscure company became a powerhouse of invention. They produced novel devices such as a Hall-Probe and a new kind of computer-controlled torque meter. Anybody who looks at their web-site cannot fail to be dazzled by the inventive brilliance of these dedicated researchers.

Steorn’s Orbo is a lot like Intelligent Design: The big-shot scientists have told us categorically that it cannot possibly be true, that it cannot possibly work… and yet we know it does work. They tell us that it’s a waste of time but like Michael Walshe we should not give up, instead we should re-double our efforts to prove our truth to a skeptical world.

HB

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Phelps should go to Jail – he’s a criminal.

Friends,

We are a nation of law-abiding citizens. We trust in the laws of the Bible, and the sensible laws enacted by our Republican politicians to deliver a society is good and moral. But what are we to do with people who mock our laws, who scoff at our justice? What of the people who challenge the very basis of our great nation?

America is a nation built upon the notion that drugs are bad: Ronald Reagan, perhaps the greatest President of all time began the war on drugs – a model that George W. Bush was later to emulate in his war on terror. Since America is at war with drugs anybody who uses drugs is therefore a traitor and deserves to be treated as such… so why are we going soft on Michael Phelps? Does the fact that he won gold medals at the communist-Chinese Olympics make him any less of a criminal? Of course not!

Last week, Phelps biggest sponsor, Kellogs decided to part company with the drug-addled former swimmer: A spokesperson for the breakfast-cereal manufacturer stated that “We feel Phelps no longer shares our values”. We at Shelley the Republican call upon all of Michael Phelps’ sponsors to ditch him like the punk he is, otherwise we will be calling for a boycott of any company that dares to fund this former-athlete’s drug-habit.

Michael Phelps has brought shame to our nation: His drug habit is a disgrace, the only place he belongs is in prison with the other pot-heads, hippies, stoners, beatniks and terrorists. Only once Phelps is in jail can we confidently re-assure our kids that winners do not do drugs.

JG

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The ACLU Stimulus Package And Henry Kissinger: Warlock

Sen. Jim DeMint read it just right and called the lie-beral defeato-crats on using this dumb stimulus bill to put the final nail in the coffin of Christianity.  PLUS, Homobama found some way to hypnotize Henry Kissinger, one of the greatest commie killers ever, into becoming a warlock!

The Rapture Index is 162 and climbing every day, folks.  Get yourselves ready NOW!

God is Love!
BBN

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They hate him because Jesus was his co-pilot

Friends,

Imagine you are just driving along, minding your own business when all of a sudden the Holy Spirit of Jesus Christ climbs into your car and asks for a ride? What would you do?

Would you say “Not today Jesus, I’m too busy with work and the kids to drive you anywhere” – or would you do what Matthew Lee Derosia did and say “Jesus – I will be your taxi driver – you tell me where you want to go and I will take you there”. Matthew is a special kind of Christian – God talks to him every day and when God speaks Matthew listens. Wouldn’t it be great if we all shared Matthew’s spiritual gifts?

Who knows how many babies Matthew Lee Derosia saved from being abortion-murdered? He is a true Christian.

In January last month Jesus asked Matthew to take him somewhere… Jesus wanted to go to where his Holy message was needed the most: Planned Parenthood.

“Do you believe in me 100%?” Jesus asked Matthew, “Would you be prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice for me – as I did for you 2000 years ago” asked the vision of our LORD and savior. “I would” required Derosia – trembling with fear as to what he might be asked to do. “Fear not, my child” came the reply “All you need to do is let my hands guide yours. I shall go inside you and you shall be my instrument of divine justice. Together we shall smite the atheists and sinners. You have been chosen!”

And with that Jesus and Matthew bravely steered the powerful SUV off the road and towards the offices of St. Paul Minnesota branch of Planned Parenthood. Christ’s skillful hands guided the heavy vehicle directly into the front of the building, smashing down a wall, transforming the front wall of the baby-killing death-camp into pile of rubble. Unfortunately the local police did not recognize Derosia’s heroism:

A Cottage Grove man wash charged with two felony county of criminal damage to property for intentionally crashing his SUV into the Ford Parkway Planned Parenthood location in St. Paul.

Matthew Lee Derosia, 32, crashed his SUV into the building around 7:30 a.m. Thursday, while protesters demonstrated across the street on the 36th anniversary of the U.S. Supreme Court’s decision on Roe v. Wade.

According to the criminal complaint, Derosia was standing next to the crashed vehicle when police arrived, holding a crucifix, reciting Bible verses and shouting, “”Close down the Auschitz death camp.”

Does that sound like the sort of person who should be arrested? Of course not, but sadly many so-called Christians have condemned this brave man, for example Brian Gibson, executive director of Pro-Life Action Ministries, called Derosia’s actions

“contrary to all that we hold dearly. It was the act, in my opinion, of a deranged mind. We condemn all violence that could harm human beings, whether they be employees of Planned Parenthood or the unborn that are killed there.”

Fortunately there are many more voices of sanity willing to speak up for the truth:

From: Rev. Donald Spitz
To: shelley@shelleytherepublican.com
Attention Brian Gibson.
Brian Gibson why did you condemn Matthew Derosia who only drive a van into a babykilling facility, yet accept women who actually murder their own children by abortion and have the blood of their own children on their hands?
What is more important to the LORD Jesus Christ, to save babies about to be murdered in a babykilling abortion mill or the facade of that babykilling abortion mill? To you it is the facade of the babykilling abortion mill that needs protecting and not the babies being murdered.
How do you know the Jesus didn’t tell Matthew Derosia to do what he did? You obviously do not have the guts to actually take action, why are you condemning someone who did?
John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

Wise words from Reverand Spitz – how do we know that Jesus did not tell Matthew to do what he did? We cannot possibly know so we must assume that he did.

Another dead baby killed only yesterday in your town by fiendish, hateful abortionists. I only hope that one day Jesus commands me to drive my SUV into a branch of Planned Parenthood – I would do so willingly!

JG

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BBNHOBG – I’m Back

Y’all thought I was gone?  Y’all don’t know the healing power of Christ.  He been working on fixing my broken leg to the point where I could get back into the studio again, God be praised!

God is Love!

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If you have to be a Whore, be a Whore for JESUS

When Eve took a big old bite from that old apple she introduces sin to the world. Sickness and suffering was brought upon mankind as punishment.

All evil emanates from women. Without women this world would be free of sin, free of prostitution and superstition. There would neither be pain nor suffering.

Most women are whores deep down in their hearts, they spread guilt and jealousy by spreading their legs. Girls are born with sin in their DNA and that is why one has to treat girls with the utmost suspicion. Girls are being used by the Dark Lord to spread more sin into our Christian society.


Another slut trying to have her way with a young man. Without the help of Jesus this fight would be lost right from the start.

Whenever my daughter even shows the slightest sign of being a slut, I let her read the Bible out loud until she passes out of hunger and pain.


Prostitution: The crime of making men sin against the will of God. The Bible tells us that hookers are hated.

I always say: If you have to be a whore, be a whore for Jesus. If you have to serve a man, serve Jesus. He will not give you any STDs and He won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

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Animal Rights Nonsense : Peta is Destroying America

To love animals means to eat animals. God put animals on earth for our pleasure for our amusement and for us to eat them. Animals are God present to us and we insult God by not using them as we feel appropriate. 

Stupid “animal rights” activists at telling everybody who is still stupid enough to listen to them that eating meat is wrong and that we have to preserve special breeds and species. Nonsense! The best way to preserve a species is to eat them. This way the free market will make sure the species survives. Just imagine you being able to buy panda bear steaks or gorilla bratwurst: There is no doubt in my mind, as long as there is demand for special meats, these species will not go extinct.

Some nuts always get upset when dolphins are killed but still keep eating tuna. Makes no sense at all. Dolphins should be killed and eaten. I hear their meat tastes like chicken. Yummy!

 

 

Several thousand wild mustangs are being caught and slaughtered every year in America. Their meat is valuable and healthy. Why not take advantage of this wonderful gift of God?

 

 

Polar bears are cruel and ruthless hunters, why not show them who’s boss and hunt them for a change? Polar bear meat is already being sold in some parts of rural Alaska. Good for them. 

 

 

Maybe we can learn something from Barack Obama’s negro relatives in Africa. Not only does the gorilla meat taste amazing (I ate it myself on my last safari tour) but those stupid big monkey are a real danger to smaller and much cuter monkies. To kill them means to give other monkies the gift of life.

 

 

Can you imagine ordering a big juicy panda bear steak? I can and I would in a heartbeat. If you want to preserve these cute species you help us republicans to get them on the menu. If you don’t you are allowing them to go extinct. 

 

Friends, I hope you’ll agree: Loving animals are eating animals. Only passionate meat eaters like me can truly appreciate this fantastic gift of God!

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