Arceus teaches us to Love our neighbors, to live not off the land but as part of it, and to treat animals with love and respect, as they are Man’s companion through the harsh journey of life! Pokemon has taught me more life lessons than any bible school could ever do. What use is there in preaching Hell and Damnation, when you cannot stop people from being themselves?

Arceus teaches to love yourself and your friends, regardless of what their nature might be, or what type they are. It should not matter what generation they come from, for we are all the children of mighty Arceus!

I beseech you, ShelleyTheRepublican! Relinquish your evil ways, and turn to Arceus for guidance! Arceus will teach you to love without fear, without hate, and Arceus will be the one to truly save you from damnation, for no amount of prayer can save you from the deadliest sin of all: hatred. Put down the Bible, Shelley, and pick up the Nintendo DS and a copy of Pokemon HeartGold or SoulSilver, as those are perhaps the best place to start your journey into the world of Pokemon. Walk through Arceus’ fields with your Pokemon by your side, and learn what it truly means to love.

Perhaps then, once you have walked through the gates of Indigo Plateau, defeated the Elite Four, and conquered Red… Perhaps then you will realize that the word of Arceus is the True Word.

If you truly believe that someone must die for your sins, then I challenge you to hunt down the Legendary Beasts that roam his countryside. I challenge you to defeat them, but cast not your gaze outward. Cast your gaze inward, towards yourself, as Entei, Raicou, and Suicune teach you what it means to strive for something. Lugia or Ho-oh will challenge you to be the very best, like no one ever was! To catch them, is your real test, but to train them is your cause! You must travel across the land, searching far and wide! Each Pokemon, to understand, THE POWER THAT’S INSIDE!

so…

TORMENTING!

It’s one thing for you JESUS FREAKS to insult Resident Evil, Half Life, Second Life, World of Warcraft, Spore, and various other games, but when you MONSTERS bring Pokemon into this battle, that’s when shit hits the fan!

Pokemon is a game totally OUTSIDE religion. That’s why you don’t like it! Just because it doesn’t preach your garbage doesn’t mean it isn’t child-friendly! Pokemon teaches kids that they don’t need to be alone in their endeavors, that they will always have friends to help them. If you actually bothered to pay attention to the games, rather than say “THIS HAS NO JESUS IN IT, THEREFORE IT IS BAD BALGAFLADA”, you’d see that this is a game every child should experience. I pray to Arceus, the god of all Pokemon, that you can one day experience the joys of having such a companion, but for now, my Venonat and I bid you GOOD DAY!

I SAID GOOD DAY!

my Venonat also says GOOD DAY!

Your high horse.
Get off it.

I, who have read the bible cover to cover more than 200 times must say that if you took its message to heart truly, than you would not only see the error of your ways, but would also make peace with your god and beg his forgiveness for your loathsome behavior in his name. the fact that you believe that your god would want you to openly and hatefully judge(as is the right of god alone) anyone who has an opinion, belief, or way of life that differs from your own. i suggest that you take the time that you spend bashing the beliefs of others and actually take time to open yourself to the true message of the bible, which is love and forgiveness of all people, love and worship of your god, and above all becoming a kind and compassionate person that your god can be proud of.