A liberal speaks about his new President.
My dear friends,
On this sad day for Christians, when this great nation gets ready to be handed over to its first muslim President and arch-liberal, Hussein Obama, we at STR.com have decided to also hand over our site to liberalism. Our occasional guest writer Lance appears to have avoided prison (sadly) and is here to give the liberal view on the “change” that is going to infect God’s Country. Don’t forget America, this is what you voted for.
With God’s love and may His light guide us through these sad times,
(Oh, by the way. Christians are likely to be offended at Lance’s disgusting language and sentiments. I know I am. Deeply. Hurt too.)
Sam Johnston
OMG! OMFG! OMFFFGGGG! Oh. My. Fucking. God.
Holy crap!
Oh yeah!
Now we’re rockin’ it America!
This is how we roll!
The train man, wham bam, victory man, changin’ man, peace train, holy roller, ride on the peace train! Obama!
Well, I’ve been so happy lately, thinking about the good times to come! Ride on the peace train!
Did you see that man on the train?
OMG!
Did you see Bono! Bono! At Lincoln’s feet?
Oh wow.
I feel like so emotional right now.
Peace train holy roller!
In fact, talking of rollers, aren’t you just looking forward to when Barrack legalises jah weed! Oh man! I want to take a bong with that brother! I bet he smokes up real good. Holy crap. If his wife was there though, I don’t think I could stop myself from getting all freaky in my pants. She is hot as hell, isn’t she?
Oh wow! Barrack! My man! Way to go! Can I have a turn on that cute little butt next? Whup whup!
Anyway, where was I? Christ! This shit is freaking strong. You see to celebrate Barrack’s inuaguration, me and my friend Clint have been smokin’ bowls like it was going out of fashion (which it isn’t) and it’s all I can do to type. Really. Oh man.
Anyway, isn’t it great that there aren’t any Christians in the White House any more? I hate George Bush, for he is a Christian. He spat in my beard!
Yeah! And the boss was there at the inauguration. Man, I love the Boss. Bruce! On the mall!
I wonder what our brother leader will do first? Legalise it? Free the innocent muslims from the torture chambers at guantanamo bay? Open up an abortion center in every school, college, work place? Will he plant flowers instead of bombs in the caves of Tora Bora?
Did you see Beyonce on stage. I got to let you all in on a little secret here. When she was on stage I had to have a little mess around with my Johnson and it was only because Clint started shouting at me that I put it away again. I mean, we’re cool with the gay love and that kind of thing, but he said it was kind of not cool on such a solemn occasion, and I saw his point. Besides, as he pointed out, I didn’t want to spaff on the pizza I was eating.
Now, where was I?
Oh man.
You got get hold of some of this weed.
It’s jah shit!
Freakin’ cold outside, isn’t it? I had steal a coat from K-mart and take this bag off this old lady so’s I could pay for a nice hot pizza and all, just to keep that cold from gnawing at me.
Anyway, isn’t it great about Barrack? I kinda feel like I rule the world now. Which in a way, I do. Certainly people like me do!
Oh wow!
It’s so freakin’ cool!
Keep smoking friends, keep on smoking!
Bob MAAAARRRRLLLEY!
Barrack!
Yo.
Peace out!
Lance.
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sam johnston how do you know obama is a muslim and from what source did you obtain your false accusation of obama being a muslim? provide the hardcore evidence oh yeah that’s right your to damn racist and dishonest to provide the evidence.
and that’s just a load of bull shit obama is not a muslim.
and for crying out loud quit acting like a sore loser and quit bitching,whining,and complaining and just quit being a pussy and grab a kleenex have a good cry and shut the fuck up obama won get over it and you might as well get used to calling him mr president has a nice ring to it don’t ya think sammy boy?
Lance, it´s nothing personal, but you´re an idiot.
You also don´t have any idea about politics.
The German Guys
3 more days.
Obama is closer to beeing the second comming of Christ than the Anti Christ….After all he is nothing like G.W. Bush….Thank God…
http://obamamessiah.blogspot.com/
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm
/True Christian
Sam Johnston
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
You are living in the past and need to grow up, America hates your line of thinking and Sarah Palin!!!
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!
Whattheheck, your language is almost as disgusting as Lance the liberal’s. Are all liberals as disgusting as you? Probably.
“Lance the Liberal”. Another slanderous fabrication cooked up by poor, poor, sad, sad, sad, genetic disease ridden minds.
Tell me, Sam, is Lance a friend of your supposed black writer, Ms. Zambo, per chance?
Is this what you think Liberals are like? Seriously?
Sam Johnston you repulse me.
fuck the rapture!!!!!!!
You are a result of the 1950′s Cold War Sam, I pity you.
Soviet Russia was communist liberal, so America had to be Republican, anything less was “Un-American”.
Soviet Russia was athiest, so to prove America’s anti-communism, everyone had to appeal to the largest religion in the country: Christianity. Anything less was
Un-American.”
Basically the Soviets won in the long run: they turned you into a zealous nutjob that believes anything short of a white, Christian Republican is “Un-American!”
You’re the reason why my friends believe the country should split again. The smarter side being “The United States of Canada” and the rest, namely your side, “Dumbfuckistan”.
Oh my. I don’t know much about politics, or how the American system does what it does, but I do know what will happen everywhere in the world!
Tomorrow, the sun will rise in the East and set in the West, the rich will get richer with bailouts, the poor will get poorer paying for said bailouts and this blog will go on and on and on…
This blog did have some good points way back when, and yes, everyone can have their opinion, but all the hate on both sides isn’t going to do anyone any good.
I think I’ll start reading it again in 3.9 years, if there’s still a world left by then.
Good luck everyone, God knows we need it.*
(So does Allah, Buddha, Confusious, any other deity, most of humanity, and my mom.)
“Messiah” Obama worshippers are smug,self-righteous hypocritical jerks just like the damned Bush worshippers! Former RESIDENT Dumbya the peanut brain and his regime were not my lords and masters and neither are the new RESIDENT Burro-ack the jackass and his regime! I didn’t bow down to the Republicrud control freaks and I sure as hell won’t bow down to Democrap ones! NO I CAN’T!!!
shoot your self