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My dear friends,

Just a few days after my last post high-lighting the ill grace with which the liberal media is celebrating the ‘victory’ of the man they seem to love more than Jesus, I bring you yet another disgusting insult to American values.

What I find most upsetting about this is the rank hypocrisy of those liberals who like to claim the high ground, and yet will make such sexist remarks about god-fearing, strong, intelligent women like Sarah Palin. I am also disgusted at the way it promotes the ‘party’ lifestyle as something to be proud of. It was the excessive partying and neglect of God that helped bring on what I am sure will soon be known as the “Obama Years’ Recession” and cost so many Americans their jobs.

I pray that when Republicans reclaim this great nation that they are more dignified in their celebrations.

May God bless and keep you all,

Sam Johnston

This week’s email of the week, comes from Leeroy Winston, a fellow Christ Warrior who needs some help dealing with liberal bias in the classroom, fortunately STR.com is here to offer sensible career advice to fellow patriots:

From: Leroy Winston
To: shelley@shelleytherepublican.com
mycountry13@patriotmail.com
2009/01/26 8:17am

Hi i wonder if you can help me i’m currently undergoing college education doing a Cisco course in IT and as an avid windows user i’m a little dismayed to find my college tutor only seems to want to teach us linux os he keeps telling us that if you want a good IT job you need to know about linux as thats where the money is he calls microsoft an evil corporation that only people with little or no IT knollege use he even told me the xbox 360 runs on Dam Small Linux that can’t be true god wouldn’t let that happen i’m sure please could you find out and let me know if this travesty is happening.

Praise god,
Winston

Leeroy, you are absolutely right: Linux is great for calculating how much hemp-based tofu it might take to fill your bio-gas-powered eco-dome, but for all serious jobs you need a serious operating system such as Microsoft Windows. Your teacher has obviously smoked too much dope, and as a result has made a very common error… at least common amongst foolish liberals.

Linux is not, never has and never will be ready for the desktop.

Linux and Windows have been around for a long time… but why is it that nobody sensible uses Linux? It’s simply because Linux is still not yet ready for the desktop, the server-room or just about any environment where IT is critical. Anybody who thinks that Linux is ready for industry is obviously a fool and this foolishness will prevent him getting a job:

Not so long ago, we hired an intern to look after our growing computer systems: We narrowed our choice down to two candidates. One with a “mixed” skill-set of Linux and Windows, the other pure Windows. Naturally we ditched the Linux guy… after discovering that he thought “Gnu” and “Python” were acceptable technologies in the workplace we figured him for an obvious communist whose values were incompatible with our Christian values.

Linux is not, never has and never will be ready for the desktop.

Take our advice – the only job those Linux skills will get you is in some kind of hippie-commune… or worse, you might become a teacher in another liberal college where the government funds you to tell the same lies to yet more kids.

STR Action Alert:

• If your liberal teacher is persecuting you because of your conservative values tell ShelleyTheRepublican.com – we can help get your teacher fired.
• If you or anybody you know of using or advocating Linux, report them to the Business Software Alliance. Linux is an illegal derivative of SCO OpenServer, and therefore should be considered to be pirated software.
• Last but not least, PRAYER: Pray for their sinful souls that Jesus will guide them towards our Truth.

JG

Move America Forward continues to refuse to accept that a Kenyan born, gay murderous voodoo priest cannot, should not and will never be President of the United States especially if he pals around with terrorists.  They also know that terrorism starts in schools.  Now that Obama duped America into thinking he’s president, his surrogate daddy and terrorism guru, William Ayers, is ready to use so-called institutions of higher learning to recruit the next generation of America-haters.  As a FBI informant, Larry Grathwohl spied on Ayers and got to get real close to him.  He knows what a terrorist scumbag he is.  That’s why all he’s only asking for plane fare, room, board and a small stipend to follow Ayers around the country and make sure that Ayers don’t get a chance to infect the feeble-minded youth of this country who prefer thinking over patriotism.  God bless you, Larry Grathwohl, and your sacrifice to America.

Briefly Patriotic – Larry Grathwohl

Friends,

Yesterday I told you about a close friend of ours whose son was saved from almost certain moral turpitude by the power of prayer. For every child who is saved from damnation hudreds are allowed to continue their involvment with Pokemon – the crazy addictive kid-cult that kills. Let us now explore some of the unfortunate consequences of growing-up without Christian moral guidance – as you can see, the results are profoundly shocking:

By the age of 9, most Pokemon-players (or poke-maniacs) begin to develop horrendous nightmares: Every night they are haunted by visions of the ungodly creatures such as Pikachu. According to the pokemon cartoons, this hideous monstrosity stuns and kills it’s prey by shooting electric-shocks from it’s tail and cheek-patches. Kids are programmed to think that if they do not obey Mr. Pikachu he will come for them in the night and devour their helpless bodies, thus “evolving” them into “Ghastly” – the “Ghost Pokemon”.

By the age of 13, most children who have been substantially exposed to Pokemon begin to develop dangerous anti-social habits. The lucky few become withdrawn and reclusive, however the vast majority show worse tendencies: Some experiment with homosexuality, others may rebel against Christianity, converting to Islam or worse: Atheism. If not placed in a caring, Christian home the teenage Pokemon fan is on a one-way ticket to hell.

Mewtoo – the psychic cat: In order to collect this Poke-man, kids must attend a Nintendo “roadshow” where they are made to pledge allegiance to the King of Japan in return for receiving this UR (Ultra-Rare) character. Children are told that if they betray the blood-oath, a horde of pokemon will smash their brains.

This young woman has turned her back on the Christian institution of marriage. This sort of indecent behavior is normal in the pagan land of Japan – but do we really want to import their foreign vices into our godly land?

True pokemon fans like to cos-play: In this case the wearing what is known as a “fur-suit”. This blue monstrosity is yet another of the 250 pokemon – so rare that it has not even been given a name by Nintendo, nor does it appear in the game manual. Kids are told that they will be able to obtain it once they walk out of their family and renounce Jesus.

Pokemon is famous for it’s trans-gender characters. In this case, “Ash” the main character of the first series is what is commonly known as a “ladyboy”. This outlandish outfit is a common atire for prostitutes on the streets of Japan. Would you really want your kids wearing these kinds of clothes?

I’m sure you can see, there is more to this Pokemon craze than it’s pushers are willing to admit. If you want to save your children ending up like these unfortunates, then it’s time to take action:

• If you see that your child has collected pokemon games or trading cards, destroy them. Jesus will give you strength.
• Please donate your money, and your kid’s savings to the STR fund for the eradication of all pokemon. Together we can keep our kids clean.
• Do not underestimate the power of prayer: Jesus told us everything we know about Pokemon. If you pray for wisdom soon you can be as wise as us.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

Last year we published an article explaining the dangers of the new kid-craze called “Pokemon” – thanks to your donations and prayers we have made great progress in ridding it from America. Unfortunately Pokemon is still on sale: Nintendo seem to show no plans of withdrawing this product, despite the harm we have shown it causes.

In the fall 2007 parenting guide STR.com sent to all subscribers we used this graphic illustration to demonstrate the harm that can be caused by exposing your kids to the demonic Pokemon.

2008 was a great year for our battle against the Pokemon: Jesus gave us the strength to have all Pokemons removed from the local toy store near STR HQ. He did more than that: He gave you, our readers the wisdom to forever banish the evil Poke-men from your homes. We received this letter from Fran, a long-standing STR prayer-club member:

to:shelley@shelleytherepublican.com
from:fran@christianmom.net

Dear Shelley,

The other day I heard my oldest boy talking about his Pokemon-game. I heard him speak boastfully to his younger sister that he was the the most powerful “pokemon trainer” in the land because he had collected two-hundred and fifty poke-men, and that he was the king of the world.

Just then I remembered what you said about Pokemon’s un-biblical influence on kids – that it encourages them to commit the sins of pride and greed and distracts them from Bible study. At that moment I knew my parental duty. I went to the shed and got a heavy-hammer from my husband’s old tool-box. I annointed the hammer with some Holy-Oil and said a prayer: “Jesus, let this hammer be guided by YOUR WILL and YOUR JUDGMENT”. Just then I felt the Holy-sprit seize control over my entire body, and I knew it was time to go to work:

I went to my son’s room where he was playing that idolatrous Nintendo and told him that Jesus had revealed to me that he must smash his game-boy and repent of his sins.

“No mum!”, he cried, “It took me a whole year to save up for that”, complained my son. “Please, no!” he begged – but I knew that was just the demons inside of him talking. I grabbed his arms, and with his hand inside mine we clasped the shaft of the hammer and brought the hammer down heavily onto his Nintendo. It shattered to tiny peices with a deafening crash.”No!”, he cried again, as Christ’s hammer pulverized the evil games-console, “No!” he shrieked again as the judgment of God reduced that foreign-made contraption to dust and splinters.

Finally, when it was all over my son lay sobbing in his bed. The game was just a collection of broken parts on the dented table table. I prayed to Jesus, offering my thanks for giving me the strength to do what had to be done. I knew that in time Jesus would make my son thankful: He would come to appreciate the tough decision I had made, for today his soul had been saved from the evil Pokemon.

Thank you, for keeping myself and hundreds of moms informed about the dangers of Pokemon. If I had not read your article my son would still be playing this game today, and who knows – he might have become a homosexual or a terrorist!

Thank you Fran – you are a true Christ warrior. You did the right thing: By destroying that Nintendo you have kept your son safe from eternal damnation. Your courage serves as an inspiration to others whose children have fallen under un-christian influences.

In part two of this series, we will look at the children who were not as lucky as Fran’s child: What of the kids who fall under the influence of Pokemon and do not have a caring Christian mom like Fran to protect them.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

My dear friends,

Opposed as I am to the way Barrack Hussein Obama intends to tear the heart out of this great nation and feed it dripping and bloody to his Muslim allies and co-religionists, I at least understand the dignity and respect due to our new Commander In Chief and the holy ceremony in which he took up the mantle from his great predecessor, Tuesday last.

I was also pleased to see that great American Rick Warren leading this country in prayer (if only he would lead it in government too!) on that solemn occasion. And that’s why I’m so sickened to see this popular liberal internet meme that the pervert and atheist supporters of Obama are spreading around the internet like so much plague.

I have no more to say about this. Just watch it for yourself to see how the liberal mindset works.

Can America really survive four years of this? Is this the “nation of non-believers” of which Obama spoke so proudly in action?

Yours longing to be in Jesus,

Sam Johnston

A 15-year-old Ohio girl was arrested earlier this month for sending nude photos of herself to other minors and was facing felony criminal charges for illegally using a minor in nudity-oriented material and for possession of criminal tools. If convicted, the teen could have been forced to register as a sexual offender annually for ten years.

Apparently this is a trend. Another story out of Pinckney, Michigan, this month involves a 14-year-old girl who e-mailed a photo to friends that showed her genitals and face. The girl took the photo during the summer and shared it with a few friends this fall, who then shared it with a few more friends who shared it with a few more friends. Authorities estimate at least two hundred students in her county and beyond have received the image by now. Perhaps even more have viewed it if anyone posted it on the internet.

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/10/teen-girl-faces.html

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,363438,00.html

Dear Friends

What has become of America? The Magic Negro is not even in office yet and we are already feeling the “change”. Change only for the worse of course. The decay of morals in these days is shocking. And there can be no doubt it’s the work of the incoming administration.

This young lady has lost her way. She has lost sight of God and He is denying His love. She is nothing more and will never be anything more than a simple, smelly slut, a whore. In God’s eyes she is worthless filth and as soon as the Rapture comes she will be left behind with all the other worthless human waste that don’t believe in the Lord.

But is it any surprise to us good Christians that Obama would have that kind of effect on America? No it ain’t. What is there to expect from a man that loves abortion? What is there to expect from a man who used hard drugs in his college days? What is there to expect from a man who calls his own daughter “Sasha”, the sluttiest Russian name in the book?

I found this shocking evidence when searching for “Teen Sluts Selfshots” in Google. No less than a quarter of a million pages found! The world is a wash of filth! We are truly living in Sodom.

This is to all the teen girls out there that consider sexting for themselves: Don’t! Just don’t! God don’t like it! At all! Period!

Alcohol, hard drugs and the lack of morals in America make American girls behave like Canadian sluts. These are the last days of a once great society.

But how can we stop this mess? I dare to say that most girls are already lost, but some surely can still be saved. When my mother caught me doing something ungodly like reading a comic book or listening to Elvis Presley music she got her spanking stick and beat me green and blue and then locked me in the closed with a candle and I had to read the Bible until the candle was burned down all the way. Today I thank her for that every day because she made me the strong Christian woman I am today and I am doing the exact same thing to my daughter whenever I feel it is necessary so she can grow up to be a strong Christian mother herself.

Dear mothers of America: Give your daughter the same gift my mother gave me. If you daughter steps out of line, do something. You just can’t be too harsh. Just don’t do it in a way that is unGodly and don’t bruise the face, because that will direct attention from her teachers your way.

Let us pray:

In the name of Jesus Christ we pray O’Lord.
Help us to make America a better place.
Make our daughters strong and help them reject the evil influences of Barack, The Homo, Obama.
Because all the wisdom, everything that is good and decent comes from you O’Lord.

Amen

How embarrassing.

Watch the video of the swearing in … How bad can it get?

Today is inauguration day. The day the constitution of the United States will be killed. On this day a non-American illegal immigrant will be declared the President of the United States. I consider this day on of the darkest in American history. Today my friends it’s official: Terrorists won, America lost. Seven years ago, Osama Bin Laden killed 3000 fellow citizens and today we will make on of the our own President. What a shame.

The following will make sure you understand what life under Barack Hussein Obama really means.

Abortion: Obama is a huge abortion supporter. In the last years 50 Million innocent American babies were killed through abortion. Obama even voted against saving babies that survived abortion attempts in the Illinois house. This means if a late term abortion is being done and the baby survived nevertheless, Obama voted for killing the living, breathing baby right there after birth by drowning it. Don’t believe me? Look it up, do your homework.

God help us.

Shelley N. Goodman

My dear friends,

Sam Johnston

OMG! OMFG! OMFFFGGGG! Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Holy crap!

Oh yeah!

Now we’re rockin’ it America!

This is how we roll!

The train man, wham bam, victory man, changin’ man, peace train, holy roller, ride on the peace train! Obama!

Well, I’ve been so happy lately, thinking about the good times to come! Ride on the peace train!

Did you see that man on the train?

OMG!

Did you see Bono! Bono! At Lincoln’s feet?

Oh wow.

I feel like so emotional right now.

Peace train holy roller!

In fact, talking of rollers, aren’t you just looking forward to when Barrack legalises jah weed! Oh man! I want to take a bong with that brother! I bet he smokes up real good. Holy crap. If his wife was there though, I don’t think I could stop myself from getting all freaky in my pants. She is hot as hell, isn’t she?

Oh wow! Barrack! My man! Way to go! Can I have a turn on that cute little butt next? Whup whup!

Anyway, where was I? Christ! This shit is freaking strong. You see to celebrate Barrack’s inuaguration, me and my friend Clint have been smokin’ bowls like it was going out of fashion (which it isn’t) and it’s all I can do to type. Really. Oh man.

Anyway, isn’t it great that there aren’t any Christians in the White House any more? I hate George Bush, for he is a Christian. He spat in my beard!

Yeah! And the boss was there at the inauguration. Man, I love the Boss. Bruce! On the mall!

I wonder what our brother leader will do first? Legalise it? Free the innocent muslims from the torture chambers at guantanamo bay? Open up an abortion center in every school, college, work place? Will he plant flowers instead of bombs in the caves of Tora Bora?

Did you see Beyonce on stage. I got to let you all in on a little secret here. When she was on stage I had to have a little mess around with my Johnson and it was only because Clint started shouting at me that I put it away again. I mean, we’re cool with the gay love and that kind of thing, but he said it was kind of not cool on such a solemn occasion, and I saw his point. Besides, as he pointed out, I didn’t want to spaff on the pizza I was eating.

Now, where was I?

Oh man.

You got get hold of some of this weed.

It’s jah shit!

Freakin’ cold outside, isn’t it? I had steal a coat from K-mart and take this bag off this old lady so’s I could pay for a nice hot pizza and all, just to keep that cold from gnawing at me.

Anyway, isn’t it great about Barrack? I kinda feel like I rule the world now. Which in a way, I do. Certainly people like me do!

Oh wow!

It’s so freakin’ cool!

Keep smoking friends, keep on smoking!

Bob MAAAARRRRLLLEY!

Barrack!

Yo.

Peace out!

Lance.

Friends,

We Christians are people of peace. We must ask ourselves, how Jesus would resolve the situation in Gaza. No doubt, Jesus would turn to the scriptures, as they are God’s instruction-manual for life: The Bible shows us how to achieve peace – it’s sensible commandments provide clarity and inspiration to all of us:

“Before you attack a town that is far from your land, offer peace to the people who live there. If they surrender and open their town gates, they will become your slaves. But if they reject your offer of peace and try to fight, surround their town and attack. Then, after the LORD helps you capture it, kill all the men. Take the women and children as slaves and keep the livestock and everything else of value.” – Deuteronomy 20:10-15

As the old saying goes, you cannot make an omlette without breaking a few eggs. If God wants us to kill the evil Palestinians then who are we to argue with his Holy, everlasting word.

Yours in Christ,

JG