Archive for December, 2008
BBNHOBG – The New York Crimes – Satan’s Newspaper
On 12/26/08, the day after Christmas, the New York Crimes fired the first shot in the War on Christmas ’09. Not only did it do some kinda article about some fake study by the P-U Center for Religion and Public Life but the befouled the only decent Christmas movie ever made – for a second time – It’s A Wonderful Life.
Shame!
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Barak The Magic Negro
I gotta say that I don’t understand what all the big fuss is about over this song. Maybe I just ain’t "politically correct" or something but if y’all would think that if Al Sharpton recorded this thing then what’s the big deal? I guess negros ain’t supposed to criticize half-negros now or something.
The world just don’t make sense no more.
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We’ll miss you, George!
You either love him or you hate him but there is no questions, George W. Bush, or “The Leader” as we like to call him, was one of the best, if not the best president America ever had.
I will miss you so much dear Leader and we at ShelleyTheRepublican urge you to run for office in 2012.
So long my friend,
Shelley
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BBNHOBG – I’m A Dummy!
But not like y’all think! God stick his big Godly hand up my back and makes the lever of my mouth go up and down and speaks through me. I can’t make no sense of it. Only God can.
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Christmas 2008 might be the last ever
Dear Friends,
what does Christmas mean to you? What do you know about Christmas? This one day, the 25th of December 0000 changed the world like no other event did. That was the day Jesus invented Christmas by getting born.

Many false religions try to claim Christmas for themselves, with little to no success. Christmas is a Christian as Apple Pie is American. This one day on the 25th of December 0000 when it was snowing outside and the Christ family was waiting for Maria do drop her valuable load it was very clear that something special was about to happen. It was not only the birth of a very special child it was also the birth of everything that is good, decent and worth living. Without the birth of Jesus no morality would be possible today. Mankind would basically be like the towelheads are today: Just a bunch of dirty, uneducated heathens. Jesus made it all possible: The advantages in science and logic. The love and compassion that Christianity promoted was seen as weakness by other cultures around the world.
But what does Christmas mean today? For children it means gifts most of all, but should we give our children useless crap Made in China? Sure we should. Jesus wants us to be happy and enjoy life. He died on the cross just 32 years and 132 days later just to make sure we are absolved of all sins. Jesus’ unbelievable pain and suffering made sure we can enjoy life. He alone made it all possible. The Jews made him suffer unbelievably and still He did not cry and He did not bend. He was a man like no other. Christmas is a day to celebrate His life and to thank Him for His sacrifice.

You need to visit a church in your area and make sure you bring everybody you know. Christmas ain’t Christmas without at least two church visits and at least one generous donation.
I urge you to enjoy Christmas because it very well might be the last we will ever have in this country. I think even the most feeble minded of Liberal will understand by now: Barack Hussein Obama ain’t no Christian. He is a hardcore leftwing, communist, marxist, leninist Muzlim. It’s very possible that he will make Christmas celebration as we know it illegal or change it so much that there won’t be much left of the old beloved traditions we hold so dear. What do I mean by that? He might outlaw to cut down a tree for “environmental” reasons. He might not allow manger scenes because they are not politically correct to have one man, one woman and one child. Rather a manger scene must consist of two lesbians or two sodomites. And he also might just make Christmas illegal because it will be illegal to be a Christian in the future. He will not only open the door for Muzlim terrorist, he will also open the door for the destruction of Christian values this country was founded on.

That is why I urge you to enjoy this Christmas as best as you can. Gas up your Hummer, visit relatives, give generous gifts. Just be American one last Christmas and then get ready for the rapture.
It makes so so sad to see that America will finally be destroyed from within. The wrath of slavery is coming to haunt us. A negro has finally taken power and will punish us for the sins of our forefathers. Oh Lord, why must it end this way?
Friends, let’s pray.
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The Church Ain’t The Church
Socialist lie-beral defeato-crat atheist homosexual commie Muslims tried to burn down Sarah Palin’s church. IT DON’T WORK LIKE THAT, SODOMITES! The church ain’t the church – the church is the people in the church that upholds God’s law by keeping marriage between a man and a woman and running the islams outta town!
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BBNHOBG – Sinners All Around
These folks at WMFO ain’t happy enough giving goodness one hour out of the whole week. They wanna try to disrupt my show with all sorts of nonsense. Still, God gets you through and that’s all that counts.
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Take THAT, Atheist Scum!
Sometimes someone says something so good that you can’t say any gooder than they already done:
Christians Stole Late December Holiday from Atheists
WASHINGTON, Dec. 8 /Christian Newswire/ — The following is submitted by Gary McCullough, director of Christian Newswire:
Is Christmas under attack when signs that mock Christianity are posted next to nativity displays? It seems that a few hundred in Olympia, Washington feel that way to the extent that they protested at the state capitol rotunda on Sunday.
One American atheist has taken his argument to the airwaves claiming he is offended by Christians’ intrusion into his Winter Solstice holiday; a holiday he claims was celebrated for thousands of years before Christians infringed on "his" holiday.
Well, he is right. Christians stole his holiday. In fact, in America Christians have stolen all of the holidays once revered by pagan cultures. Let’s look at a few atheist holidays.
Halloween was once a revered druid celebration to honor the spirits of the dead. Yet for generations American children dress up as goblins and ghosts and mock such mumbo-jumbo with the phrase "trick or treat" and display no fear or reverence for this holiday’s past. Christians successfully usurped this holiday so completely that many think the original holiday was "All Saints Day."
Easter; a time to worship the goddess of fertility. Who thinks Christianity has not thoroughly redefined this holiday? After America goes to church to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ, children search for hidden eggs and devour chocolate bunnies with absolutely no regard for the "great and powerful gods of fertility."
Harvest Festival vs. Thanksgiving; the end of the harvest season in the northern hemisphere brought pagan rites of reverence and such for thousands of years before a few pilgrims thanked God. Which holiday has the best football games? The most well attended department store sales? The Christians win again.
To our atheist neighbors, I say, Yes — we stole your pagan holidays. We have trashed most of your culture; and for good reason. Pagan culture celebrated rape, slavery, and murder.
Christianity has kicked its competitors (behind) for so long — yet when a couple of atheists put up a little sign — a few start crying out that we are under attack. I am sorry, but such a response by American Christians is entirely unnecessary. American Christians are not a meek David facing the anti- Christmas Goliath. America’s Christianity is an aircraft carrier being rammed by some pagans in a leaking rowboat. Our response should be to throw these "attackers" a lifeline while trying not to laugh.
In the midst of this holiday hubbub you may agree with what one radio talk show host said this morning, "Why don’t these atheists leave Christmas alone; go get your own holiday."
If such is your sentiment, I wish to remind you that we already have a day to honor our nation’s atheists — April 1st.
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Food Stamps – God’s Way Of Saying You’re A Loser
Recently at STR it came to our attention that certain undesirable people were getting into the bad habit of using food stamps. The leftist conspiracy quacks at DemocracyNow! reported in November 2008 that the "the number of Americans on food stamps is poised to exceed 30 million for the first time ever this month" which follows an earlier April 2 2008 report that stated that "places like West Virginia one-in-six people there are on food stamps; in Ohio, one-in-ten" and that "one-in-three children in Oklahoma has been on food stamps at least at some point during the last year."
What the apologists at DemocracyNow ! failed to mention is that only losers are on food stamps. This is because the US Economy has moved past the point of needing tangible standards and is now entirely faith (‘fiat’) based, and either you believe or you are a failure.

Food Stamps: printed-up securely by the USDA with no way of verifying how many are in circulation and not backed by any empirical standard, food stamps are indicative you are an economic misfit deserving only to be culled-out of the gene pool like a rabid dog.
Trade is the hard empirical exchange of good or service and must involve tangible receipt. Microwave Oven for Gold, combined with Store Receipt for US Dollar, and you have successfully completed a Trade. The US dollar is a receipt, a receipt for gold or silver or whatever the base unit of exchange is. But owing to God’s influence the US moved away from the ‘gold peg’ in 1971: we have a currency that has no empirical value. And that is what makes the US dollar so amazing: it is now classed as Transfer, not Trade, every single time you use it. What is the value of the dollar? Why, whatever you believe it to be!

US dollars: printed-up securely by the Federal Reserve with no way of verifying how many are in circulation and not backed by any empirical standard, US dollars are the Leaders way of saying ‘good job’ and even come with ‘Legal Tender’ and ‘In God We Trust’ in big letters on them just in case.
Transfer, by contrast to Trade, is everything else Trade is not. Did you sit at home watching TV? That is a Transfer: someone paid for the TV, for that snazzy cable service, for that couch, and you using it without doing anything is Transfer. Your entire life is either a Trade or a Transfer, even when you’re sleeping. For example if you vote using a Diebold machine and don’t both give and receive an empirically dated, signed receipt, it is the Transfer equivalent of throwing your vote in a river. And only a dummy Democrat would be so stupid!
Admittedly both the US dollar and food stamps are in many ways identical: they are printed paper with no empirical value. But food stamps are the economic equivalent of the ‘failure’ badge in Grade school, the moral equivalent of converting to Islam. Whether elderly, teen pregnancy or negro (or both) you only get food stamps for being a loser. Whereas in our new Transfer-based economy the ‘Gold Star’ seal of approval (minus any real gold) goes to those people who are awarded for making their earnings in US dollars. US dollars are a sign you are the ‘right’ kind of person: someone who obeys what they are told by the Leader, who loves his managers, and who always watches FOX News. You must always strive for this.
Remember: food stamps are a sign you’re a quitter, it is US dollars alone that make you a winner! So which do you want to be?
Charles "Chuck" Roast
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BBNHOBG – ***Danger***
Folks, you make mistakes sometimes. When I got the call asking for this woman, Minnesota Charm, to come on the show I heard "Against Liberals" and I heard "Thrifty" but I DID NOT hear "Wiccan". She claims she told me but I know, as God is my witness and that Jesus died a horrible painful death to absolve us of our sins, that SHE DIDN’T. I prayed real hard about whether I oughta put this up and Jesus come back and said, "Billy, folks gotta hear sin sometimes. Just warn ‘em ahead of time."
So BE WARNED – If you smell sulfur AT ANY TIME while yer listening to this TURN IT OFF AND PRAY!
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