He Ain’t President Yet
There’s enough reasons that Barack HUSSEIN Obama won’t become president to fill a day-at-a-time calandar. I don’t even scratch the surface. THAT MAN GOTTA GOLDEN MONKEY DEMON IDOL GIVEN TO HIM !! You tell ME what kinda presiden he gonna be.
God is Love !
BBN
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I find myself in a quandry. Is this site real, or is it a slightly ham handed joke on Republicans. Of course even if it is real, it’s STILL a slightly ham handed joke on Republicans.
The problem as I see it is that peopl are making distintions between Liberal and Conservative, and really there isn’t. There are good Christian Liberals and the Log Cabin Republicans (Gay) neither side has exclusivity on any one group. The real problem is those that would use the poor Republicans and the Conservative movement as a whole to peddle hate. I seem to recall Jesus not being so big on the hate.
Frankly, it saddens me, the lies and anger being thrown about.
And to dispell a few things, I practice Wicca, privately and I don’t bother anyone else. it’s a strictly held tenent that anything you send out into the world returns many times. This includes ill will, violence and hate.Needless to say ons is much discourage from doing such things knowing the turnaround. I have nothing against Christians, or any other religious demonination and this is why.
If God is truly the all powerful being, a being of light and love, then I doubt very much he’s concerned with dogma, and more with the way people act. The things they do, and how they treat their fellow man. I believe he would take a dim view of untamed hatred. No matter the name or mode we use, we are all god’s children, and only those that turn to hatred and violence turn from his light.
I use terms more Christian then my own beliefs because they feel appropriate in this. We are,as a species, dependant on eachother, adn if we cannot rise above pettiness, we will fall, and the darkness will consume us all. No matter race or creed, we’re in this together, forget that…and well…be forgotten in turn.
Barack Obama was voted by the people of United States of America. He will be the president.
Well I swanny!
Jesus have mercy on America!
Obama ain’t just a closet Moslem! He’s a closet Hindi, too!
America! Why have you turned your back on God?!
-Norma Jean
So what? Still no reason not to inaugurate him.
Especially as getting a sign of appreciattion from people all over the world is a GOOD thing, considering it shows the amount of international goodwill an Obama administration will have.
The only way to stop Obama now would be to assassinate him. And then you´d have president Biden and Hillary or Pelosi for vice president. Do you really want THAT?
“Joe the Plumber”
Will get a tax cut. He also doesn´t have a license for his business. Short: He´s a fucking liar.
@Powell: He actually explained why he endorsed Obama. But then, idiots like you can´t understand reasonable.
“Free will”
“Do as I want or go to hell! But it´s your choice, your free will!” That´s not free will, that´s blackmail. So god is guilty of blackmail. God is a criminal. And unlike Satan, he´s also a hypocrit.
And please, spare us that “Hypnosis” bullshit. Here´s your tinfoil-hat.
“He´s a socialist and a muslim”
Blatant lie.
Oh yes, and VOODOO DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
Oh, and then a portion of unfounded creationist bullshit.
January 20th, bitches! It´s coming and you can´t stop it.
PS: God is not a registered citizen of the United States. He thus has no right to vote. And even if he had, he missed the election day and has thus forfit his vote.
PPS: Liar, liar, pants on fire! You and your collegues here said Obama would lose the election the entire time.
The German Guy
Always fun to hear a right-wing-fundie bitching, screaming or having delusions.
Why has god voted? Because he´s dead.
1) There is no reason to believe in any particular supernatural concept over any other supernatural concept. All supernatural concepts have precisely the same amount of empirical supporting evidence: zero.
2) Part of the definition of the Christian God is that it is an exclusive concept, ie- it is monotheistic, so if it is true, then all other supernatural beliefs are false.
Therefore, taking those two premises, since there is an infinite number of possible supernatural concepts, and the Christian God is an exclusive supernatural concept which cannot be true if any of the others are true, then the probability of the Christian God being true is 1/infinity. As we all know from high school math (except you of course, since you obviously did not pay attention during high school math), 1/infinity approaches zero. Sorry, but your God is dead. I killed him with math, bitch.
MY god… he’s right!!!
What kind of person receives gifts of well being from nations he will have to deal with once he is in office!!
BBN, and the rest of STR, just accept Obama is gonna be a great president. Or kill yourselves, that’s nice too.
Goodness… you’re still there. And just as lovely and inspiring as ever.
Christianity isn’t a curtain for ugly thoughts and deeds, you know. It isn’t a hall pass from God to spew hate around and then curtsy on your way out with “God is Love.”
Eek.
@BBN still in denial are ya? obama has won the election and he will be our newly elected president you need to face it douchebag he is the newly 44th president of the united states of america so deal with it bbn you loser.
thanks for the laugh you piece of white trash.
Oh my German, don’t you know that God created the mind of man? Men wouldn’t even know of mathematics if it weren’t for the mathematical mind of God!!!! I am a bit of a mathematician myself and I have come to the conclusion that God used math during the creation!!!!
if there was a god swollen goat so god can’t do math if he does not exist.
A New And Damn Proud Athiest.
lol.
Funniest site yet.
The Archie Bunker of the Republican Party.
Oh wait… that’s kinda ALL the Republican Party.
Love the site.
@libby hahahaha nice one.XP
STFH The problem with you is that you were once a believer and now you have turned your back on God. This after he has made the ultimate sacrifice for your soul because he loves you. Knowing and not believing is worse than not knowing at all. I pray for you.
“if there was a god swollen goat so god can’t do math if he does not exist.”
fragmentation hurts my head
@cidkh2 lol nice one.
Shelley I’m glad you kept posting during the whole campaign. If McCain had chosen someone as clever as you for VP he could have won. Instead he prefered to carry someone as clever as a hammer.
Swollen goat?!?!
Not a pretty picture.
No BBN, Obama isn’t the President yet but will be on January 20 so stuff that up your pipe and smoke it. He is going to be your President weather you like it or not. Deal with it. God has spoken through the vote of the people in case you are wondering where your god is right now. Judgement day has come and faux Christians like you who promote hate and hide behind God and the flag are going to Hell. Enjoy the ride jackass. You lost. Deal with it.
@Nicolas like we really need a female version of adolf hitler as a vp and that is what smelley is a female version of adolf hitler.
thank god the democrats won we don’t need anymore lunatic republicans in the white house.
Obama forlife and obama forever.
Barack Obama the newly elected 44th president of the united states of america.i hope he brings our boys home from a stupid and senseless war in iraq.
Barack Obama is a great man, a very intelligent man – To become US president is not so easy, BBN, you know what I mean. Above all, the whole world stands after him. He has many important supporters in the States and in foreign nations – and he received congratulations from all over the globe.
Practically and legally spoken he will be very good for the States and for the whole world as well.
Ok – if you don`t like him, this is your problem, but you have seen with your eyes, most of the people like him and believe in him.
I realized, many people in the States think, the war in Iraq became senseless, cause Saddam and his deadly Parth Party are no more – this was the goal + saving the oilfields.
Since almost 3 decades Iran supports nearby all islamic terrorgroups and terrorists. Especially the high ranking islamic Shiites clerics – All their Mullahs were the founder of many terrorgroups. As Khomeini became the leader, the Iran became a clerical islamic nation, based on strict islamic laws – since this time we have troubles.
However – Obama won the election, the majority in the States likes him, even many Republicans voted Obama.
Peter Vienna
Oh you poor misguided people. Can’t you see that Pres. Bush was a Globalist tool of the shadow government, and he rapidly progressed the destruction of our nation. Now Obama is going to finish the job!!! All of our leaders are people of NO character and they sell us out for money. It won’t be long and our Bill of Rights will be ash, our Constitution a past ideology, our sovereignity will be murdered, and the good old U.S. of by God A will be just another socialist state in the global village. Good job America! Yes, Obama has “won”, now you will pay for his “victory” with your freedom. All hail the North American Union! Not the “change” you people were hoping for I’m sure.
Norma Jean – do you know where Hindis actually live? The Hindu religion we find in India and Indonesia. Obama has nothing to do with India and the Hindis in Indonesia are a minority – most of the people in Indonesia are muslims.
Next point – most important for a real muslim is his praying, that means 5 times a day to Allah and he has to look to Mecca, Saudi Arabia. After all Obama has no time to prey 5 times a day.
We have no evidences, if he would be a muslim or hindi or anything else. The FBI and CIA would know that for sure.
The real reason why you dislike him, this is his dark color.
It would be correct if you say – he looks like a muslim or he looks like a hindi – that`s all.
Fact is – you would like to have a white US president.
However – come back down to earth, we all are God`s children – this has nothing to do with a democratic or liberal opinion – this is the reality.
I realized, a couple of people in the States actually think, they can hide their racism behind their Christian faith.
Thirdly – most of the people in the States voted Obama – prey for him – to be a good president! This is real Christianity – ask our high ranking Christian clerics, if I am right or not!!
Peter Vienna
One who knows grammar?
oh lol, I can’t believe anyone still takes this shit seriously. Gotta admit though this is possibly the best troll site I’ve ever seen.
Hey guys, here’s a thought. Stop taking life so seriously :D
anyway I, for one, welcome our new puppy buying, chocolate bear overlord.
Long live Emperor Obama!