America in Crisis – Obama won
Dear Friends,
Hard times are coming. The democrat party did it again. Due to massive voter fraud it looks like Obama will be the next president of the United States.
I just want to urge you all to not give up hope yet. God hasn’t voted yet. All votes in the world are nothing against a flicker of will of the Almighty. God’s Will will be done no matter how much babies America wants to murder and how many terrorists America wants to cuddle.
There is still time until the inauguration. A lot can happen until then. How can Obama win the election if you can’t touch the Bible? How can he govern if terrorists bomb America? How can he be president if God says “NO”? The answer is: He can’t . If the forces of darkness prevail though and he will actually be president then this is a clear sign that the end times are upon us.
Pray for forgiveness folks.
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god can’t vote you idiot god is not american and at any rate his vote would’nt count he is not a human being you moron barack obama is the 44th president of this great country either deal with it or get the fuck out of this great country you fucking psychopaths sheesh
Take it in your arse, white supermacists. LOL!
fuck you BIGOTS!!
To save your feelings about this I will not gloat.
Nhaaa just kidding…
You SUCK!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“Hard times are coming. The democrat party did it again. Due to massive voter fraud it looks like Obama will be the next president of the United States. ”
Yeah right, voter fraud.
“I just want to urge you all to not give up hope yet. God hasn’t voted yet. ”
God is not a catizen and thus has no right to vote in this election.
“There is still time until the inauguration. A lot can happen until then. How can Obama win the election if you can’t touch the Bible? How can he govern if terrorists bomb America? How can he be president if God says “NO”?”
It´s rather simple, and Yes, he can.
In the undying words of Nelson Muntz: HA HA!
The German Guy
Who´s your president now?
Greetings from Portugal.
I want to congratulate America for its new president. I also want to congratulate this blog for its quality, parody has never reached such a level in the internet.
I used to read a lot the Fake Steve blog, its a guy pretending he is Apple’s boss, Steve Jobs, but Shelley the Republican exceeds it.
Congratulations!
I agree, STR should take some credit for making this possible. This kind of parody really makes a lot of intelligent people realise that their views are off the handle, and allow them to change.
Bravo Shelley! Bravo America!
Great work! This has to be the most accurate hillbilly god-botherer parody site I’ve read all year!
Very well timed too.
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I cannot believe my eyes… there is such a website. Shelly my dear I suggest serious therapy for you, your ideologies are extremely thwarted and you are no better than the terrorists you judge. See to put it simply, these people took the WORD and twisted to suit their opinions thus not understanding what it really means… peace and Barack Obama is a peaceful man who will not kill innocent people, but is inspired to CHANGE the world through communication and PEACE. I realize you are too ignorant to understand this as you are also a RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST. I pray that you and your followers someday see how wrong you are.
YAY OBAMA WON
44TH PRESIDENT FOR THE WIN
LETS HAVE A PARTY AND WATCH GAY PORN MASTURBATING WITH CONDOMS WHILST SMOKING CRACK…
fuck you shelley -.-
I’m in Mexico (bussiness, don’t ask) right now. And while I don’t think there was a fraud, I do believe most americans were tricked. Obama won cleanly, yes, but he’s not a man with the capacity to push America forward. All of you who stupidly voted for Obama, will regret your choice very, very soon.
YAY OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! p.s. bigots are the REAL terrorists, get a clue!!!!
I was watching the election the whole night on TV (was night in Europe) – and Obama won vastly superior. Some of my friends in the States called me, but they told me, they are real happy to have a new kind of leadership.
The reason is the difficult economic situation right now – and this endless Iraq War.
You don`t want to learn from history (maybe you are too young) You had nearby the same situation 40 years ago – during the Vietnam War. The US Army had to leave Vietnam, cause the expenses. The same you have in Iraq and Afghanistan right now.
Now you have Obama – Be honest, his victory was forseeable. The whole world supported him – especially Europe, Australia and many democratic nations as well.
The majority of the US citizens voted him. The Democrats won, do you know why?
Right now you have a lot of troubles in the Republican party – they have no common goal, this is your problem.
Peter Vienna
Please all you republicans and christians, move to another country. (maybe iraq since you like being there so much)
People like this is what I would call an “enemy of the nation”. I hope the new president takes care of you.
Good day Shelley. Your work and work of your blog was very important for Obama winning.
haha I enjoyed this very much but the comments from clueless but mostly goodhearted-seeming people are even funnier
@Sara:
You’re still clearly high on your candidate’s victory, good, more power to you. As I said before, Obama won cleanly, there was no fraud.
But I still say he doesn’t have the capacity to push this country forward. Mark my words, you will regret your vote in a couple of years.
Oh, and what is it with that mouth lady? I don’t remember saying the “F” word at all in my post.
God bless Obama
Sara – your comments are great and funny – I love it so much!!!
Peter Vienna
I love this site. It’s really funny. I read it every single day.
I admire Shelley, she must have great sex every night, so she can have inspiration for writing these excelent blog.
Hugs from a México City’s Mexican.
Now let’s see. every single president before had been a white straight republican mal in america. am i right? THIS IS YOUR GODDAMN TIME TO FUCKING ACCEPT CHANGE ANY WAY THIS KICKASS COUNTRY WANTS IT!!! IF YOU CAN’T SHOVE YOURSELVEs INTO CARDBOARD BOXES AND SEND YOURSELF INTO OUTER SPACE! YOU’RE THE ALIENS PROBLEM THEN!
Anyway, Yes. Hurray for Obama may he lead this country with more of a degree of general common sense than the former presidents of the United States of America.
In Jesus’ Name, AMEN!
Has anyone here seen the last episode of south park?It says that McCain,Obama,Palin,Biden,and several others planned out the whole election to be a distraction so they could steal the Hope Diamond.Go to http://www.southparkzone.com to watch it for free.
You are a real nut terrorist and anti-american.
wow, this ‘parody’ website sucks balls. you americans just aren’t funny.
Yes! Now I don’t have to move to Canada! And I think Obama will have a very easy time swearing in on the Bible. God cannot and will not vote–if he could vote, he most certainly would have voted against FDR becuase of all of the socialist programs FDR had. Of course, FDR was also one of the greatest presidents ever, but it isn’t possible that that had to do with his Liberal philosophy.
This time, we voted for the smart one.
The lesser of two evils won? Whoop-de-freakin’-do!!! McInsane lost,O-Bomb-a won! Goodbye Vietraq quagmire,hello Afghanisnam quagmire! Goodbye ultra flag waving,evangelical warmonger neocon granny state! Hello politically correct,naive world improver neolib nanny state! Goodbye persecution of the anti-Bush Left! Hello persecution and censorship of anyone Right-of-center that dares to criticize “Messiah” Obama,his policies and politically correct protected groups! :( @All you liberals,as a small “l” libertarian,I have a right to dislike Obama,his coming PC big government regime and say he’s not my “leader”! He’s supposed to be a PUBLIC SERVANT! I have a God given right to freedom of speech as enumerated by the First Amendment! And I don’t have to leave this country I was born in if I don’t want! DEAL WITH IT!!!!!
Gotta love lunatics. Sorry, your country will get better, and it will improve it’s healthcare so that people who need mental help will get the care you need.
suck it obama won
and stop covering up people privates w/ jesus’ face just use a black line or something
Hi – I was very surprised, even your current president voted Obama!
From official and reliable sources I got this information.
Short after the election your president invited Obama and his family to the White House – W.Bush welcomed Obama – this was his free will!!
Your main problem is – you are a racist, a white supremacists.
I cannot understand the American racists, cause since 300 years you have all colors, cultures and races all over North America. White people and black people arrived at the same time in the young States.
The European racists have a better reason – they claim, we live in Europe since thousends of years. We don`t need black foreign workers or black students now. But you in the States – on the one hand you are proud to have democracy since over 200 years – you are proud to have freedom of speech – you are proud to live in a free country.
But on the other hand you are a white supremacist.
You would like to be independent and you would like to enslave or to imprison all negros. Therefore you don`t support a democracy – you support a dictatorship. (A dictatorship has nothing to do with the Holy Bible – you can be very sure!)
Hitler`s Germany had definitely the same ideas like you have. Also he was actually convinced, God loves the white race, the Aryans only.
Peter Vienna
I dunno if any of you get it yet!
This blog is meant to parody conservatives!
I’m a conservative myself and find the posts here ridiculous.
As a conservative I admit the GOP messed the USA up.
ron paul we are well aware of that so please give it a rest please.
Crazy bitch !
Damn… We’ll see in Hell !
“da bitch who cant stand shelley goodman. i got a mucny for you! are you sara? because if you are not, you are certainly her stupid bitch twin sister. change your name because of looking pathetic?
Ron Paul – this is not a parody – this page is deadly serious!
Pushkin – it is Sara – she is ok, I still like her comments (by the way – I dont take it too serious, I read and write it just for fun. Of course, the STR Crew is total convinced, they are right. Only the STR is right, everybody who don`t want to support their ideas are atheists, liberals, democrats, foreigners, gays….and so on, in their eyes.
Sometimes I am in trouble with their lack of education and their poor general knowlegde. Many many times I told them, you have to read different books, to listen to different meanings and to try to understand different people…..the Bible is important, I agree – but this is not all.
It is senseless to explain – they believe, they are the favored few. They will rise up to heaven, all who criticize their ideas, will burn in hell. The big problem is, a lot of groups are similar, they are convinced, only they are the favored few. For instant the Hebrews – or the strict Muslims – the Roman Catholics…..and so on.
I know Pushkin, the Russian education system is very good. On the other hand, the States have also a lot of excellent educated people as well.
The relationship between Russia and the States is still bad. These nations are too different. Most of the Russian area is cold, with cold and huge woods and icy Tundras. Most of the US citizens live in a warmer climate – many of them even live in (sub)tropical conditions. The US people are much more extroverted as the Russians. The Americans prefer a colorful life – the Russians prefer home comforts – a good dinner – like to eat much….the reason is the cold climate in Russia plus their Siberia. However – Pushkin – send you nice Christmas Greetings from the Alps.
What’s wrong with you?!?!?!
what’s wrong with a black guy in office?
do you hate Jewish people as well?!?
If so you are a terrible person.
Also, Bush’s approval rating is terrible he did a terrible job.
FUCK YOU
you make up facts to support your cause… which is why u suck