McCain’s secret advantage
The liberal pundits make a great deal over the nazi-like efficiency of Obama’s "ground-game", his ability to mobilize supporters on election day has been compared to Hitler’s "blitz-kreig" or "lightning-war". This purportedly means that he will be able to get more people to the polling stations which they claim will result in a victory for the Dumbocrats.
While anybody who has served in the Army knows that ground-power can be formidable, the Republicans have an advantage that is sure to wipe-out Obama’s ground-forces: It’s an advantage far stronger that has never failed: I’m talking about the power of prayer.
The secret behind our prayer advantage was the surprise appointment of Sarah Palin: Despite being one of the youngest VP candidates ever, this fresh-faced maverick reformer was already one of America’s most accomplished prayer warriors. She’s transformed the once-corrupt Alaska into a haven for Christians who need not be troubled by out-dated liberal ideas of church-state separation.
While Obama and Biden organized their earthly resources and bragged about their millions of campaign-donations, McCain and Palin wisely built-up their spiritual power:
We republicans have prayer teams organized in every single state. We have tactical prayer-squads targeting individual polling stations, able to be deployed at half an hour’s notice so that they can be anywhere where the power of Jesus is required. We even have an airborne prayer-team who can deploy at the remotest of locations. Our prayer-power outshines anything the Democrats can deliver by an estimated factor of 40.
The democrats, meanwhile are burdened by the fact that most of them are atheists – no dobt God will show them the foolish errors of their ways when they have lost this election.
This highly-organized team of soldiers for Christ will soon focus their attention on the count: We will implore God that his will be done and that his candidate John McCain be elected so that we may follow God’s agenda of ending homosexuality, liberalism and abortion.
This is where you come in: Please join the web-prayer-o-thon. Begin your prayer vigil as soon as your local polling station closes. Face the direction of the building where the count is taking place and shout ispirational verses from the Holy Bible at the top of your voice. No doubt, God will hear your prayer and help win the election for the good guys. With God on our side we will be unstoppable.
Yours in Christ,
JG
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i will not apologize to you dumbass republicans or you STR cause i chose to vote for obama and i won’t feel no regret in my actions in voting for obama so fuck you JG
label me all you want JG and STR but you came acrossed the wrong american this damn proud feisty american doe’snt allow assclowns like you to tell me how to vote or who i should vote for and i mean nobody and i don’t take no bull shit from arrogant bitchwhores such as you STR and you can kiss my loving ass and kiss my american ass.
this is the first time in 32 years that i have voted democrat i’ve been voting since i was 18 and i have no regrets in voting democrat.
good night and god bless america.
“The liberal pundits make a great deal over the nazi-like efficiency of Obama’s “ground-game”"
That´s because it was/is, compared to McCains, simply a friggin´ lot better.
“his ability to mobilize supporters on election day has been compared to Hitler’s “blitz-kreig” or “lightning-war”"
It´s Blitzkrieg. One word. Capitalized. And IE, not ei.
And considering how his ground-game has had a crushing advantage the whole election over, I´d rather compare it to the Massive Russian Tank Horde we all feared to cross the Gemran-German border during the Cold War.
“This purportedly means that he will be able to get more people to the polling stations which they claim will result in a victory for the Dumbocrats.”
Of course, that´s just one factor. Obama having more money for adds, being a better speaker, winning the debates and having policies that are right now simply more in favour with most americans also contribute.
“While anybody who has served in the Army knows that ground-power can be formidable, the Republicans have an advantage that is sure to wipe-out Obama’s ground-forces: It’s an advantage far stronger that has never failed: I’m talking about the power of prayer.”
Bravery and Fanaticism don´t win wars on their own. They didn´t help the Japanese in WWII, they didn´t win the game for the Taliban and they won´t help the Republicans today.
“The secret behind our prayer advantage was the surprise appointment of Sarah Palin: Despite being one of the youngest VP candidates ever, this fresh-faced maverick reformer was already one of America’s most accomplished prayer warriors. She’s transformed the once-corrupt Alaska into a haven for Christians who need not be troubled by out-dated liberal ideas of church-state separation.”
Which also makes her completely incompatible with mainstream america, delegating her to being one of the worst VP picks in recent times. She´s likely gonna be the reason why the republicans lost as hard as they will.
“We republicans have prayer teams organized in every single state. We have tactical prayer-squads targeting individual polling stations, able to be deployed at half an hour’s notice so that they can be anywhere where the power of Jesus is required. We even have an airborne prayer-team who can deploy at the remotest of locations. Our prayer-power outshines anything the Democrats can deliver by an estimated factor of 40.”
And the best part about it: No one knows about it, can see it or actually gives a shit about it.
“The democrats, meanwhile are burdened by the fact that most of them are atheists – no dobt God will show them the foolish errors of their ways when they have lost this election.”
Except that they are actually still on the winning road.
“This highly-organized team of soldiers for Christ will soon focus their attention on the count: We will implore God that his will be done and that his candidate John McCain be elected so that we may follow God’s agenda of ending homosexuality, liberalism and abortion.”
God is not a citizen of the United States and as such has neither the right to vote nor the right to influence the ballot. Should he do so, it´d be outright election fraud and would get anyone involved sent straight into jail.
SO, the time is ticking and it is running out for the Republican Party.
The German Guy
OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
UPDATE: Vigo county´s first reports have Obama leading by 15%.
Why is this important? Because the guy winning Vigo won the presidency in every race since 1960. Bush won it by 6.4%. Obama is leading by a massive 15%.
What does that tell us? :)
Ever occur to you that maybe God wants Obama to win?
Or that God is merely not interested in politics?
Or that God does not exist?
Or that God is busy judging wet t-shirt contests elsewhere?
Tssk.
Ba-RACK the fucking VOTE, biatches!
amen to that Stupid People Panda
Lots of people pray for Obama.
I think you could use some prayer yourself. But I have better folks to pray for.
sad. sad.
Buh Bye!
It would appear, that….. YOUR PRAYER HAS FAILED! fasten your seatbelts and prepare, the economy is about to gain some altitude.
Shellster,
You are a disgrace to Christianity, a disgrace to Republicans, and a disgrace to humanity.
I’m a Christian, and believe in God’s Will. Guess what? God’s will is not going to always be what you want it to be. Any actual Christian would know that. You’re not speaking for him. You’re disgusting, and you have absolutely no shot of giving into Heaven, as you seem to believe yourself to be a voice of God, when you’re not.
Your negativity, racism, and general ignorance have most likely earned you a one-way ticket to Hell. Of course, I won’t be the judge of that, but if I were a betting man, I’d definitely take the odds.
May God have mercy on YOUR soul. You’ll need it.
If he had God on his side, why did he lose?
LOL!
Thank god for Sarah Palin! I mean, without here I don’t think Obama would of won!