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Dear Friends

I apologize for the long absence from the Freedom Blog. Rest assured we are still alive, trying to work out our new situation, praying that God’s punishment for voting for Obama won’t be quite that harsh, instructing our Mexican work-crew on how to rebuilt the newly purchased compound in Northern Idaho.

There is no doubt in my mind that very hard times are ahead of us. Good Christians all around the country need to re-group, to organize and most of all make preparations for the Rapture.

America in the the death grip of Obama worshipping and the Global Warming scam. Our new president elect is a sure sign that the end times are near, as sure as I am writing this while lazy Mexicans are running around trying to look busy.

Make no mistake you Obama voters, you will see change. Massive, painful change. You will see the revival of the spirit and the ideals of the original Hitler Youth right here in the homeland.

Our founding fathers warned us that American will never be taken from the outside but the only way American can be harmed is from the inside. Obama is no less than a domestic terrorist, a one man sleeper cell. He is not even an American citizen. He is a Kenyan spy preying on White Guilt.

American voted for this scam artist and America will get what she deserved. She will get it good.

All you liberals that are lining up to join the Obama Youth, let me tell you this: Better don’t mess with the STR Team. We are well armed and trained by Blackwater instructors. If you set foot on our land you will have a bullet in your head before you can say: “Call me Sasha Obama and I’ll show you my green pasture.”

Thanks for reading.

Shelley N. Goodman

When was the last time YOU got something for free?  Hard as it may seem, most War on Christmas merchandise does NOT come down like manna from heaven!  Remember – God doesn’t like a freeloader even on Christmas.  But some Christians just can’t help but give back to the community.  Giving is in the very cells of their body that God created.  Generosity is what Bill O’Reilly was, is and always will be about – helping out his fellow man and keeping the spin out of American politics.

No doubt you’re planning to get your loved ones plenty of CHRISTMAS gifts from the Bill O’Reilly Store .  Whether it’s a sleeve or two of No Spin Golf Balls for dad, a No Spin Veteran Travel Mug for your son in Iraq or Bill’s new book A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity for the whole family to read on snug winter nights at home you’ll easily spend the $19.95 to qualify you for a FREE "We Say Merry Christmas" Bumper Sticker to keep on your car all year round!

Without John Deere there might not be an America!  John Deere tractors have plowed this great land of ours from almost the time of this country’s founding! Kaiser Bill has one of the biggest and best collections of John Deere related products for EVERYONE on your CHRISTMAS list!  With a Germanic name like Kaiser Bill, you KNOW that you can trust him!

Take a look at some of the great CHRISTMAS gifts for those special, hard-working, Jesus-loving, CHRISTMAS -boosters on your CHRISTMAS list!

Te ach your child to save their money (as Jesus commanded
them to) the FUN way with the John Deere cow bank!

Oh boy!  Working in the lumber mill certainly help daddy work
up a thirst!  Why not help him slake his parched throat
with the John Deere hip flask!

Don’t forget mama!  She knows the important role John Deere
played in the economy that helped daddy buy her this home
that she could keep a little more clean if she tried harder! Maybe
this John Deere salt and pepper shaker set will help remind
her of that!

There’s enough reasons that Barack HUSSEIN Obama won’t become president to fill a day-at-a-time calandar.  I don’t even scratch the surface.  THAT MAN GOTTA GOLDEN MONKEY DEMON IDOL GIVEN TO HIM !!  You tell ME what kinda presiden he gonna be.

God is Love !
BBN

Since, according to Revelations, the Rapture should be starting shortly, it’s best that concerned Christians everywhere begin their post-Rapture planning for those who erroneously decided to turn from God.  Thus, we at Shelley The Republican would like to "rewind" to this article on post-Rapture planning.  This article has been reprinted and emailed close to 840,000 times and translated into several languages.  Please feel free to print and email as you see fit.

Newton Wilcox

It is a sad and worrisome fact that when the Rapture comes some will remain on Earth despite the best of efforts of fine Christians and Christian websites such as this one to inform and educate the Godless, the wicked, the ignorant and the homosexuals as to the fate that awaits them. Theologians struggle to explain why the unsaved remain stubbornly defiant to God’s inescapable and well-documented will. As yet, no one has found a satisfactory theory. My own small contribution to this subject, a treatise entitled The Idiot Anomaly: Explaining Conscious Spiritual Retardation In The Face Of Overwhelming Fact, is slated for publication in July 2008. But now is not the time to speak of this in depth. Rather, I would like to address the issue of how best to care for the un-raptured left on this Earth to wallow in the misery and weep bitter tears of regret for their hubris.

We (by which I mean The Saved) can obviously do nothing from our perch in Heaven to help. Not only will our bodies become like those of Christ, rendering us incapable of physical help, but we will have no other wants, needs or desires other than praising God. It is doubtful that we will even remember our lesbian daughter, our drug-dealing son or the parent that voted Democrat their whole life as their eyes widen in horror as each successive wave of evil sweeps the Earth. We will fully and joyously live eternally with God without the oppression of the wicked! As The Rapture may come at any time, it is important for Christians to plan today for the physical and spiritual safety of their loved ones.

Once raptured, we will be released from thoughts of
all earthly bonds. The pain casued by the unsaved
will be forgotten like so much garbage thrown into the sea

Here is a brief guideline of things to think about. It is suggested that once your plan is in place that you sit down with your unsaved loved ones and walk them through it. This shows them that you are not "hateful" (as no doubt many describe us) but truly concerned with their well-being. We also hear reports of Post-Rapture Planning providing a powerful platform from which to witness. To wit -

It is only natural for the unsaved when presented with a
Post-Rapture to suddenly understand that God is no joke.
Be prepared to accept their testimony and ALWAYS carry
an extra Bible with you.

You: [Name of unsaved], I just want to go over a couple of things you’ll need to know once God takes me to Heaven and leaves you on Earth to suffer until Christ returns to judge you.

Unsaved: Is that what’s going to happen to me?! I had no idea! I don’t want to be left behind! Please help me find Jesus!

This happens far more frequently than you would imagine.

Thus, here are some points to keep in mind as the Rapture draws closer.

Shelter – Many people leave this off their Post-Rapture planning list, assuming that their house will be used for shelter. While that may be true, is your house defensible against attack by the army of Satan? If the European Union or the Muslims (not to mention the North American Union) launches an offensive in your own area of the country (ie – Boise, Idaho or Waco, Texas) can your house withstand the assault? Is there a better, more defensible property available? Many of The Saved spent much time and energy reinforcing their homes and building underground bunkers with an eye towards the day the government outlawed Christianity. Once The Rapture occurs, these sites will, with the exception of Mor(m)on compounds, stand vacant. Consult with those at your church about the availability of their homes, Post-Rapture.

Childcare – Children are born sinful. We can do all that we can to bring them to Christ but this is no guarantee of their status once The Rapture begins. Your teenager may, without your knowledge, have lied about going out witnessing only to go to a friend’s house to watch hardcore pornography on MTV. Your cub scout may have been seduced by a homosexual scout master and now willingly has become a sex-slave. Or perhaps you have been unable to train your toddler not to touch his or her private parts. All of these examples disqualify your child to be Raptured. Who will take care of them as they watch the soles of your shoes ascended into the clouds? Just as you would choose Godparents for your child in the event of your death, it’s important to choose, for lack of a better term, Godless-Parents. This should be a married man and woman who, in the best scenario, just barely missed getting Raptured. Perhaps the father blasphemed infrequently or the mother shoplifted decorative teaspoons. Try to find the most Godly of the godless. Be sure to make them understand just what you expect from them.

Currency – Since in a Post-Rapture environment, paper "money" will mean nothing, gold and precious stones can mean the difference between a loaf of bread and starvation. No doubt, you have already converted any savings you have into gold and precious stones and have found a safe place in which to keep them. It is crucial that you leave directions to the location of your gold for your loved ones so they may find it after you have been raptured . There are several ways to do this. One is to leave a map with the location in a safety deposit box in a bank with explicit instructions that it not be opened until after The Rapture. If you take this course, draw up a legal document for the bank to sign and have it notarized. A second option is to send a letter via The Post-Rapture Post . This is an organization run by Atheists that have no conceivable change of getting Raptured. For a nominal fee, they guarantee to hand deliver letters from the Raptured to the unsaved. I will not vouch for this company. It may well be a scam. I only bring it up as a possibility. Some Christians, despite warnings, use Automatic Teller Machines and "debit" cards. In my opinion, the vast majority cannot be Raptured as they have consented to the Mark of the Beast. However, be sure to include in your letter your Personal Identification Number or PIN.

Credit – Although "money" will become meaningless Post-Rapture, it is believed that credit card companies will continue to issue credit. It is pointless in the scope of this to elucidate the logic of this but it involves actuarial tables and other tools of the occult. Again, most people with credit cards will not be Raptured as they have consented to the Mark of the Beast. HOWEVER, it may be wise to obtain a credit card for use by your loved ones. There is no reason for you to use your gold until absolutely necessary. Consult your pastor.

Sustenance – You should already have a fully stocked pantry encased in lead with supplies for a minimum of three months. If not, then you have not taken the nuclear threat posed by Iran seriously enough. If you have recently given your life to Christ and have not yet had The Rapture properly explained to you, then this page will help you in planning the contents of your pantry. Besides, your pantry, be sure to teach your loved ones proper gardening techniques as well as the proper way to slaughter, skin, dress and cure the meat of various types of animals.

Tools – Depending on your geographic location, you will need a variety of tools including – crosscut saws, hand saws, hammers, screw drivers, nails, screws, shotguns, hand guns, machine guns, bullets (buy triple what you think you need), padlocks, barbed wire, generators, batteries, shortwave transmitter/receiver, knives (for skinning, eating and self-defense), bows, arrows, ammonium nitrate, plastic explosives, blasting caps, wind up clocks, binoculars…your needs will undoubtedly vary.

Transportation – You should have both an American-made motorcycle and one manual transmission car made pre-1975 in Detroit. Also an assortment of bicycles and/or push scooters.

Bibles – I’ve saved the most important for last. Remember – The Rapture is only the prelude to the time when Jesus will return to Earth to judge the living and the dead. This means your unsaved loved ones have one more chance . It is vitally important that they know this. As they watch your body rise as God calls you home and truly understand what has happened, they need to understand that, although they are unworthly sinners, they may still redeem themselves before God. But they cannot do this unless you have given them the tools for their own redemption.

I think y’all forgot one or two pretty important things

Dear Readers,

due to recent circumstances I am forced to announce that the STR writer team will temporarily relocate to our emergency retreat compound in an undisclosed location in northern Idaho. Therefore I have to ask for your understanding for eventual downtimes and inactivity on STR – The Freedom Blog.

May God have mercy on our souls.

Shelley N. Goodman, Iowa City, IA

UPDATE: We decided to set up our permanent headquarter in an undisclosed mountain area close to Elk River, Idaho where we recently bought a big piece of real estate (our dear friends and supporters will be notified about the exact coordinates). We will use the last remaining months of life on earth to prepare for the End of Days with intensive counter terrorism training and praying. May God forgive us for electing sambo to the presidency.

Dear Friends,

Hard times are coming. The democrat party did it again. Due to massive voter fraud it looks like Obama will be the next president of the United States.

I just want to urge you all to not give up hope yet. God hasn’t voted yet. All votes in the world are nothing against a flicker of will of the Almighty. God’s Will will be done no matter how much babies America wants to murder and how many terrorists America wants to cuddle.

There is still time until the inauguration. A lot can happen until then. How can Obama win the election if you can’t touch the Bible? How can he govern if terrorists bomb America? How can he be president if God says “NO”? The answer is: He can’t . If the forces of darkness prevail though and he will actually be president then this is a clear sign that the end times are upon us.

Pray for forgiveness folks.

BREAKING NEWS: The GOP has reported unprecedented levels of voter fraud across key swing states. The mainstream media may have called the election for Barack Hussein Obama, however our independent polls indicate that the Republicans have won the popular vote. We will fight on!

The liberal pundits make a great deal over the nazi-like efficiency of Obama’s "ground-game", his ability to mobilize supporters on election day has been compared to Hitler’s "blitz-kreig" or "lightning-war". This purportedly means that he will be able to get more people to the polling stations which they claim will result in a victory for the Dumbocrats.

While anybody who has served in the Army knows that ground-power can be formidable, the Republicans have an advantage that is sure to wipe-out Obama’s ground-forces: It’s an advantage far stronger that has never failed: I’m talking about the power of prayer.

The secret behind our prayer advantage was the surprise appointment of Sarah Palin: Despite being one of the youngest VP candidates ever, this fresh-faced maverick reformer was already one of America’s most accomplished prayer warriors. She’s transformed the once-corrupt Alaska into a haven for Christians who need not be troubled by out-dated liberal ideas of church-state separation.

While Obama and Biden organized their earthly resources and bragged about their millions of campaign-donations, McCain and Palin wisely built-up their spiritual power:

We republicans have prayer teams organized in every single state. We have tactical prayer-squads targeting individual polling stations, able to be deployed at half an hour’s notice so that they can be anywhere where the power of Jesus is required. We even have an airborne prayer-team who can deploy at the remotest of locations. Our prayer-power outshines anything the Democrats can deliver by an estimated factor of 40.

The democrats, meanwhile are burdened by the fact that most of them are atheists – no dobt God will show them the foolish errors of their ways when they have lost this election.

This highly-organized team of soldiers for Christ will soon focus their attention on the count: We will implore God that his will be done and that his candidate John McCain be elected so that we may follow God’s agenda of ending homosexuality, liberalism and abortion.

This is where you come in: Please join the web-prayer-o-thon. Begin your prayer vigil as soon as your local polling station closes. Face the direction of the building where the count is taking place and shout ispirational verses from the Holy Bible at the top of your voice. No doubt, God will hear your prayer and help win the election for the good guys. With God on our side we will be unstoppable.

Yours in Christ,

JG

Folks,

This is very exciting – we’ve got Hobama on the run. The polling is narrowing. According to all of the leading polling organizations the McCain’s campaign is expected to bounce back in a big way.

We are calling Utah, Virginia and Ohio for McCain / Palin, despite wide-spread voter intimidation by the Democratic party. We have recieved reports that the Obama people are trying to intimidate white voters by sending horders of negro voters to poling places. STR.com will be fighting for the rights of white-folk to vote un-disturbed.

Only a few more hours and we can welcome John McCain to the White-House

Jimmy

Early reports indicate that swing voters cast their vote for McCain instead of for Obama when CBS and CNN reported that Obama might have killed his white grandmother. Insiders in the Obama campaign tell us that Obama’s grandmother was one of the few people that were actually able to confirm that Obama was NOT born in the USA, therefor he is not eligible to become president in America. It seems the Obama sent out a hit team to prevent his grandma in destroying his bid for the presidency with a deathbed confession.

This latest scandal just might be tipping the scales in favor of McCain/Palin. Early reports indicate that North Dakota, Utah, Texas, Alabama and Vermont will go for McCain, leaving the negro in the dust where he belongs.

John McCain and Barrack Hussein Osama. (Note how Osama appears to be preparing to perform a lewd act on the microphone.)

And the LORD said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he said, I know not: Am I my brother’s keeper?
And he said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother’s blood crieth unto me from the ground.
And now art thou cursed from the earth, which hath opened her mouth to receive thy brother’s blood from thy hand;
When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.
And Cain said unto the LORD, My punishment is greater than I can bear.
Behold, thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the earth; and from thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a fugitive and a vagabond in the earth; and it shall come to pass, that every one that findeth me shall slay me.
And the LORD said unto him, Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold.
And the LORD set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him.
And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.

Genesis IV – 9-16

Friends,

The time has come to make some stark choices. The time is here now when America’s future forever will be decided. The time has come to ask some real questions. Do you want to see your country snatched from the race that made it great? The race that won this great land for God and took it from the savage Red Men and turned it into the most beauteous country in the world? Do you want to see it snatched from the race of Our Lord Jesus? Do you want all that shining light of our history shrouded in blackness? Do you want your President to be a man with a huge barbaric penis who is always thinking: “Yo, where the white women at?”

As America’s only unbiased news-source, Fox news has pointed out so clearly, during the past several months, liberal whingers on the Democrat platform have been conspicuously and shamefully playing the race card. Every time one of our great white hopes from the Republican party says anything that could be construed as a comment on Barrack Hussein Osama’s inferior genetic make-up they have cried like beaten puppies.

They have cried out against Rep Westomorland’s (true enough) suggestion that Osama is “uppity”. They have screamed and gnashed their little teeth when Rep. Steve King merely pointed out the fact that Osama shares his middle name with an America-hating terrorist dictator. But as King pointed out: “His middle name does matter.” As he also said, terrorists will be dancing in the street if Obama wins and throwing their towels in the air. It’s true! Every time that hands-in-the-air-like-you-just-don’t-care alleluljah, hate America monkey vicar the Revd. Wright is mentioned, someone in the Obama village starts waving a spear and claiming that to link him with Osama is somehow a racist act rather than an act of reality.

When Democrats see humorous images like this, they bleed from their asses.

But let me tell you fellow Americans, it’s time to play the race card. All those Godly Republicans who have been making these suggestions that Democrats so hate have only been trying to warn us about the real issue in this election. The truth that makes tomorrow’s vote a simple black or white choice.

It’s time to think about what you really want. It’s time to think about who you want bossing you around. It’s time to think about who you want your children looking up to. When you’re in that booth, alone, let your conscience lead you.

Otherwise, They will be living on your street. They will be telling you what to do. They will be flooding out of their crack-houses and into your neighborhood. The rivers of blood will flow and America will drown.

May God Bless You All and keep you from voting for a nigger,

Sam Johnston

GOP.