Become a POLLWATCHER!
Dear Christians,
I think it’s time we take the integrity of our elections in our own hands. To many criminal elements, most of all illegal immigrants, are trying to commit voter fraud by voting for Obama even though they are not allowed to cast a ballot. Too many criminal blacks are trying to vote for their “brotha” or “nigga” (or whatever they call him) Obama, when there is not justification for allowing them to influence our elections.
I urge all good Christians to become a pollwatcher. Pollwatchers are allowed to monitor the election process and challenge voters they believe should not be allowed to vote, namely terrorists, towelheads, gangbangers and wetbacks.
Please read the attached file for more information how to become a pollwatcher in your area. Please keep in mind that it is especially important to become a pollwatcher in poor neighborhoods because election fraud is very prevalent there.
Do something today, folks. It’s God’s will that McCain wins this elections and we can make it happen!
Shelley N. Goodman
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So how is that Iowa lookin like a blue state thing going for you Shelley? You seem to in definite Obama country according to this:
http://www.politico.com/convention/swingstate.html
So are you moving if Iowa goes blue?
Bubba
“when there is not justification for allowing them to influence our elections. ”
Except for the fact that they have a right to vote, just like any other citicen. What you are proposing here is nothing else but a direct threat to the integrity of the elections, the integrity of democracy and, in its extremes: High Treason.
“Do something today, folks. It’s God’s will that McCain wins this elections and we can make it happen!”
God called. He´s very sad that you try to justify your attempted fraud by incanting his name.
PS: The OSCE (Organisation for Security and Co-operation in Europe) as well as the Russian Federation will be sending poll watchers. Delicious irony, eh?
The German Guy
OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
“God called. He´s very sad that you try to justify your attempted fraud by incanting his name.”
Amen to that Proud German :o)
“Do something today, folks. It’s God’s will that McCain wins this elections and we can make it happen!”
Shelley Shelley Shelley… Through the American people God has allready chosen the next president,…His name is Obama.
I told you this more than a year ago, God is fed up with republican self rightiousness, hypocrisy, lies and claim to be Christians. Obama will be the new president, and he will do just as well as Bill Clinton, the best American president EVER…
/True Christian
Bubba,
Yes, we (the whole STR team) will move to our compound in Idaho in case the negro wins.
It ain’t gonna happen though!
Shelley
Shelley, you are very welcome to come over here, to America of Europe: Switzerland! Here you can own the guns you want! Swiss love to drive big cars and have the freedom to smoke in every restaurant they like. There is no crazy homobama taking away our freedom. Come here, you will get a great reception!
Swip,
thanks but no thanks! Like I would ever do that.
Switzerland is smaller than the Mall of America in Washington! How do you drive big cars? Drive for 2 minutes then turn around and go the other way?
Shelley
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Shelley, you make me cry! Have you ever thought about how hard we try to be like real Americans, even to be better Americans than you are? I mean you should see the gun I have in my basement! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stgw_90)
“Switzerland is smaller than the Mall of America”
I can say wiht quite a lot of certainity that the Mall of America does not cover almost 16 000 square miles, unlike Switzerland. In fact, it oonly has about 390,000 square meters.
Yeah, you´d like it. Pretty much no gun control, low taxes, many people are reservists and have fully automatic assault rifles in their homes, it´s a rich country and the landscape is gorgeous. The only thing that´d scare Shelley away would be the multi-party system in politics and the fact that the officcial languages do not contain english. (It´s french, german, italian and romansh, although the last one is almost unused.) Well, and prices for pretty much everything are rather high.
The German Guy
OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
Swip, you’re forgetting one major thing:
Switzerland, in its long history, has always been a neutral country. It hasn’t aggresively expanded its territory. It hasn’t started unnesecary wars which later proved to be started on lies about WMD’s.
Those horrible and disgusting facts are all things that the USA under G.W. Bush has done, and Shelley the Warmongerer likes that.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
Dear Shelley
Your website as satirical it is, it still amuzes me, and remind me to not blow my brains out at any minute.
If Hunter S. Thompson would have read your website, he would die of laughter, so the NSA wouldn’t have to it for him.
Well, you wee creeps keeps my smile alive. Aspecially after a night of ranting and Norwegian Beer and Indian Hashish, while listening to Bill Hicks and reading Satire from the RW Neocon Crucader piece of wonderful shit is just the medicine for me when I’m bored or deeply depressed and desperetely need something to laugh at.
Be careful though fellow, some people might take you seriously. Even I did at one time.
I truly admire your ability to transpire so much hatred in such a few lines. What kind of drugs are you using? And where can I get a prescription?
I’d love to try some of that… You know, getting paranoid and impotent. Maybe then I’ll be able to get to new hights of fear and loathing as you have.
Are you sure you didn’t fuck Charles Bukowski in the early 90′s when he was a dirty old man=?
Hey Shelly! Did you know that John McCain supports immigrant rights? He actually supports something called “A road to citizenship”. It nearly cost him the entire support of his party, but he did it anyway! And most of McCains closest supporters are “dirty illegals”. If he’s going to win the election, it will be only because of there vote. If you beat them to pulp to stop them from voting, Barack will surly win. Imagine that Shelly! The illegal immigrants helping god’s candiate get into office!
Think very hard about that, Shelly.
Hi Shelley – well, Switzerland is a bit too cold – I have a better idea for you, come to Greece! I bet you will like this country at the Mediterranean Sea. You will find a church on every corner, village or island. Abortion is still strictly forbidden, also homosexuality. The Greeks still dislike black people and the climate, especially in the south is wonderful – like in South Texas or Florida.
There are many islands in an azure blue sea. The white fishermen houses and the godfearing conservative Christians, this is according to your taste!!
The winterseason (December till February you have little rain sometimes) and between March and November you have bright sunshine every day.
Oh yes – you will get handguns without problems. Greece is an american-friendly nation, the US Navy has their bases on Greek islands and many natives speak English well.
If Obama will be the next US president – you can move to Greece, this is my homeland as well. It is very beautiful and very conservative too. (cause the high number of old Christians communities)
Actually I met a lot of US citizens in Greece – some live in this land since years. Especially in the late 60ies and 70ies many young US Americans moved to Greece -some of them still live and work on any island in the Mediterranean Sea.
Summer 1976 I met a young woman from Alabama in Greece – and she still lives and works in the same village in Greece. Now she is almost 60 years old….me tooo (I am a little bit younger, not much) My goodness, as years go by!!!
Yes – many people from all over the globe like Obama. This is actually true – the result of a telephone survey in Central Europe was – almost 80% would vote Obama.
Southern Europe and Israel is different – there are many McCain fans, it`s 50/50.
The world and the people became more conservative – in the East and in the West. 30 years ago life was much easier and peaceful – everywhere.
It changed, as Khomeini became the leader in Iran – this was the first step to an aggressive foreign policy, between East and West. Every single decade became more intolerant, brutal, aggressive and bigoted – on both sides.
However – I mean, Obama is not so bad, he will support the majority of the US people and their financial crisis for sure. His different plan is more popular nowadays. McCain`s experiences are based on the Cold War – this was useful in the past – but nowadays the world is different and maybe much more dangerous as it was in the 70ies and 80ies.
The Cold War is over – and these islamic terrorists are widespreaded all over the globe, this needs a different game plane. To bomb just one or two nations in the Middle East – this is useless. I tell you why, all these high ranking Al Quaida guys and extrem Mullahs don`t wait, untill they will get a bomb on their head. They are hiding in different countries, travel a lot and communicate just by E-mail, Celly or Fax – these guys are hard to catch.
To hunt such islamic terrorists, this is the real job for our Intelligences – and they are successful. The CIA and the MI6 are the only one, who are actually able to overthrow this terrible and brutal Mullah Regime in Iran – and to stop their nuclear activities.
If you would nuke Iran for instant – you will realize soon, how silly this is. Iran is not a small poor nation, it has a lot of high mountains in the north. Secondly you will be at war with Russia and China and the whole Islamic countries for sure – they will support Iran for sure.
…and if Obama will be the next president, ok – come to Greece – it is very nice there – and you have a lot of churches and a lot of conservative Christians.
Peter Vienna