What does it mean to be a LIBERAL?
America is the greatest nation that ever existed. America is truly blessed. Our nature is wild and beautiful, our heritage is rich and colorful. God founded America and He gave us this land to rule the world. We are the one, the only, we are God’s people. I am not ashamed to say that we are better than everybody else. It’s just like the constitution says: ”ONE NATION UNDER GOD”
America can never be destroyed from the outside. We are much too powerful and Americans are much too brave. The only way America can ever be harmed is from the inside. It is our God given duty to root out the rotten, spoiled and lazy, the poisonous, traitorous, harmful and shameless branch of society that wants nothing more than destroy America. Those are called: LIBERALS. They are cockroaches, feasting on the fruits of hard working Americans. They enjoy all the wealth and beauty and give back nothing. It’s time to deal with them. Once and for all. We need a final solution.
For those of you that are not quite clear what liberals really are, here a list of the most typical characteristics of liberals:
- Being liberal means blaming America first and loving the enemy
- Being liberal means destroying, hurting and mutilate innocence
- Being liberal means killing the most innocent and defenseless, the pre-born Americans
- Being liberal means driving foreign cars only
- Being liberal means calling our soldiers “war criminals”
- Being liberal means performing anal sex
- Being liberal means having no respect
- Being liberal means spitting on soldier’s graves
- Being liberal means putting rohypnol in somebodies drink
- Being liberal means laughing about Christians
- Being liberal means having no values
- Being liberal means having anal sex behind the dumpster
- Being liberal means cashing welfare checks
- Being liberal means giving the gay virus to your sexual partner
- Being liberal means abusing children
- Being liberal means always complaining but never offering solutions
- Being liberal means being a coward
- Being liberal means kicking dogs
- Being liberal means using obscene 4-letter words
- Being liberal means hating their own race
- Being liberal means watching porn
- Being liberal means using illegal drugs
- Being liberal means not speaking the Pledge of Allegiance
- Being liberal means not wearing a flag lapel pin
- Being liberal means pallin’ around with terrorists
- Being liberal means celebrating 9/11
- Being liberal means eating cheese and drinking wine
- Being liberal means calling real Americans “redneck” or “hillbillies”
- Being liberal means being elitist
- Being liberal means demanding sex “education” for children
- Being liberal means believing that ones grandparents are monkies
- Being liberal means animals are superior to humans
- Being liberal means humans must die in order to protect the environment
- Being liberal means speaking to ones plants and hugging trees
- Being liberal means drinking tee
- Being liberal means reading books
- Being liberal means wearing round classes
- Being liberal means wearing sandals
- Being liberal means being afraid of guns
- Being liberal means using abortion as a way of birth control
- Being liberal means using Ubuntu, Macs and iPods
- Being liberal means to slander and libel
- Being liberal means to feel superior when confronted by a retard
- Being liberal means having no compassion or empathy
- Being liberal means being scared at night because God has rejected you
- Being liberal means touching girls on the bus
- Being liberal means playing with yourself while watching horror movies
- Being liberal means to stink and never take a shower
- Being liberal means being unemployed and blaming somebody else for it
- Being liberal means being an atheist
- Being liberal means being a vegetarian or vegan
- Being liberal means hating what America stands for
- Being liberal means going to Hell
- Being liberal means being ANTI-AMERICAN
Yours,
Connie Fairchild
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“It’s just like the constitution says: ”ONE NATION UNDER GOD””
Umm… Hate to break it to you, but the United States Constitution does NOT say the words “one nation under god.” Don’t believe me?
Here’s a hypertext version of the U.S. Constitution.
http://www.usconstitution.net/const.html
If you’re too lazy to read the whole thing, don’t worry. A simple page search (ctrl + F) will allow you to search for ONE NATION UNDER GOD. It doesn’t come up…
Also, just noting that while you certainly succeed at giving us your definitions of “liberal,” you receive an EPIC FAIL for asserting, “It’s time to deal with them. Once and for all. We need a final solution,” and then denying us what would have been a hilariously flawed ’solution’ to your perceived problem with liberalism.
Unless, of course, this is a case of “I did it for teh lulz.”
Then it’s all ok. You can confide; I won’t tell anybody.
The Constitution does not ever say “One Nation Under God”. That would be the Pledge of Allegiance, amended in the 50’s to include that phrase.
And does “the final solution” ring any bells?
Hitler said that Germany needed a “final solution” to the Jewish Problem. That sparked the Holocaust. Are you proposing that we should kill all of the at least 100 million liberals in this country?
Obama 08
Liberal Forever
Also, I wouldn’t think you would recognize any obscene words like the ones that have been mentioned before on this site, correct? That would be libel of me to even suggest that you might once have used obscenities. Forgive me please.
You call Barack Obama a liberal and a Muslim. If being liberal means being atheist, does that mean that Muslims are atheists?
Please learn grammar. Talking about “ones” without apostrophes makes me laugh. Oh, and I learned that by reading books, those satanic instruments of knowledge.
By the way, are you a liberal if you read books by Bill O’Reilly?
If Liberals think animals, thus dogs, are superior to humans, then why would we kick them?
And is there a shred of evidence for anything listed here? Please stop making baseless accusations against other Americans.
Obama 08
Liberal Forever!
All the stuff you said is hilarious. We all know that conservatives are the most hypocritical people on earth. Our soldiers are brave men and women who serve and protect our country and they are only doing their job. The ones who are in charge deserve to be on trail. And reading books makes you evil? Than how do you read your bible? I have to know how to read to see mines. Didn’t Jesus wear sandals? John McCain must be a liberal because he doesn’t wear an American lapel pin. Most child abusers have conservative views. I’m surprised that you didn’t say Being liberal means being a nigger.
You did get some of the right.
* Being liberal means blaming America first and loving the enemy
Place blame where blame belongs.
* Being liberal means killing the most innocent and defenseless, the pre-born Americans
* Being liberal means driving foreign cars only.
If a good car comes from the US I can buy one.
* Being liberal means calling our soldiers “war criminals”
* Being liberal means performing anal sex.
Only with girls
* Being liberal means laughing about Christians
* Being liberal means using obscene 4-letter words
* Being liberal means watching porn
* Being liberal means not speaking the Pledge of Allegiance
* Being liberal means celebrating 9/11
* Being liberal means eating cheese and drinking wine
* Being liberal means calling real Americans “redneck” or “hillbillies”
* Being liberal means demanding sex “education” for children
* Being liberal means drinking tee
* Being liberal means reading books
* Being liberal means wearing round classes
que?
* Being liberal means wearing sandals
* Being liberal means using abortion as a way of birth control
* Being liberal means to feel superior when confronted by a retard
I do feel superior when Im confronted by people like you.
* Being liberal means playing with yourself while watching horror movies
Why horror movies when there is porn?
* Being liberal means being an atheist
“It’s just like the constitution says: ”ONE NATION UNDER GOD””
Except that the Costitution doesn´t say anything of that sort. The pledge says it, and only since the 50´s.
The rest of your little religious wanking is pretty much beyond the grasp of a rational human. Here, have a tissue.
“America can never be destroyed from the outside. We are much too powerful and Americans are much too brave.”
False. All it takes is someone in Russia pushing a button. Over 10.000 ICMB´s don´t give a shit about how powerful or brave you are.
“It’s time to deal with them. Once and for all. We need a final solution.”
You know, the nazis could sue you for that. Plagiarizing their soundbites and such.
Oh, and somehow I´d think you´d be less than successful in that, consideirng the liberals and non-retarded republicans and centrists outnumber you to a significant degree, especially in the armed forces, where they wouldn´t even accept nutjobs like you.
As for your listing: Biggest pile of bullshit I´ve seen in a long time.
“# Being liberal means drinking tee
# Being liberal means reading books”
What´s wrong with drinking tea and reading books?
“# Being liberal means to slander and libel”
Unlike consercatives, who simply outright lie and deceive.
And the picture just tops of the insane levels of stupidity. Last time I checked liberalism didn´t equal communism by any stretch.
The German Guy
OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
“having no respect” “having no values” “abusing children”
Sounds like republicans to me
“always complaining but never offering solutions”
Yeah, let’s just blame it on the communists and the pagans
“being a coward” The why have’nt you all signed up to go to Iraq?
“Being liberal means kicking dogs”
Seriously? Are humans not superior to animals?
“Being liberal means using obscene 4-letter words”
Dick Cheney swore once, and so did Rush.
“Being liberal means pallin’ around with terrorists”
Did you know we’re sending BILLIONS to the “towelheads” ever day for there oil? Rummy actually shook Saddams hand. And we actually TRAINED OBL to kill people!
“being elitist”
From the Master Race?
“reading books”
So Coulter is just writting all of those to waste paper?
“using Ubuntu, Macs and iPods”
Sarah Palin’s soon to be son-in-law has an ipod. So does Cheney. And almost every young republican.
“Being liberal means having no compassion or empathy”
Yeah, bomb em’ cause god hates em.
“Being liberal means being unemployed and blaming somebody else for it”
Again, its all the pagans fault!
You loose Connie. You lost years ago.
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Connie Fairchild, if you actually are educated that its pretty clear that you are a VERY stupid person. Perhaps you just dont have the mental faculties to learn just exactly what a “liberal” is. But most of all, this bullshit you’re spewing shows a basic lack of understand about what AMERICA is all about.
being a liberal means using obscene 4 letter words well if that be the case then i’m damn proud to be a liberal.
and shelley you fuckwit you qualify for that crack about being liberal means using obscene 4 letter words hahaha smelley your a liberal and don’t you lie either you good for nothing bitchwhore cause i’ve seen you use some four letter words in your words bitchwhore.
and smelley the next time you feel the need to critize me on using obscene 4 letter words i will constantly remind you of your usage of 4 letter words you arrogant good for nothing bitchwhore.
being liberal means to sland and libel guess what STR you qualify for that one because you sland libel so that means your a liberal and once again you hasve epically failed muahahahahahahahahahaaha.
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This site is a disgrace to true conservatism!
The GOP lost its way when it was hijacked by Christian zealots!
Abraham Lincoln would be ashamed of how his party has turned out to be!
Religion-The leading cause of unatural death in the history of the human race
Oh and Ron Paul Suppoorter you know that the Republican party during his time would be considered the Democratic party in our time, Lincoln’s veiws were mostly all liberal.